#mera pete

[theredlanternavenger]

The Saga of Fire King Zazzalil

(i WILL write this one day, i promise)

Inspired by Burn by lilfinch.

Setting is a somewhat futuristic world, where humans, machines and alien immigrants live in harmony. Hatchetfield was founded by a human and a bug, who were the first mayors of the town.

Some respects to the DCEU Snyderverse will be paid, such as the factor of the Super Friends being a league of six, with Mera as a seventh member.

The Lords In Black are morally ambiguous, and they and Webby were once mortals who ascended to godhood by going beyond the impossible and kicking logic to the curb. They promptly went against a crusade against the Abrahamic God, and each one had a hand in subduing him although it was Webby who dealt the killing blow.

Zazzalil, Lex and Hannah are Owen and Curt's adopted daughters, and they all have different powers, Zazzalil's being the most obvious one:fire.

Jemilla is the adopted daughter of the chief of police Molag, and unlike her mom, she firmly believes that superheroes are the cause of all trouble in the world and that puts her into conflict with Zazz.

The Princess is called Jasmine, in line with the Disney Aladdin movie.

Keeri is Max Jägerman's twin sister and they both lust after the same woman.

Installment #1:The Fire King

Zazzalil Carvour-Mega is a student of Galaxia High in the tiny town of Hatchetfield. After hearing the legend of the Lords In Black from her local librarian, Sherrezade, she aspires to be like them one day, despite being just a normal girl.

One day, she stumbles upon a mysterious meteor, and suddenly finds herself on fire...but not harmed by it. Impressed by her new powers, Zazzalil sets out to change the world, under the moniker of Fire King. But balancing school time and hero work is not an easy job, especially when Jemilla Jarrett, the most popular girl at school, loathes her Fire King identity. To make matters worse, Zazz finds herself falling for Jemilla...

Pairings:Zazzalil/Jemilla, Mouthface/Princess, Keeri/Grace Chasity, Grunt/Emberly, one-sided Tiblyn/Chorn, Bug/February, Lex/Ethan, Steph/Pete, Tim/Craphole, Tootsie/Mega-Girl, Taz/Up, Ja'far/Sherrezade, Paul/Emma, Curt/Owen

Installment #2:Fire King, Meet Super Friends

After defeating Snarl, Zazzalil becomes an internet sensation and, what's better, she's now officially dating Jemilla. Her newfound fame catches the eyes of the Super Friends, the protectors of Earth, and she is arranged to meet them. She expects to go to the big city...but turns out the Super Friends are coming to Hatchetfield, much to her surprise.

Meanwhile, Chief Molag reveals to Jemilla a deadly secret, along with what happened to her birth parents. Can Jemilla cope with the fact that she has powers? What is Mayor Spaceclaw plotting? And, most importantly, will the Fire King once again make it out alive?

Pairings:Zazzalil/Jemilla, Clark/Bruce, Barry/Victor, Arthur/Mera, Mouthface/Princess, Bug/February, Lex/Ethan, Grunt/Emberly, Junior/Pincer

Finale:The King's Last Temptation

A year has passed since Mayor Spaceclaw was exposed and peace was restored to Hatchetfield, and now Zazzalil and Jemilla are expecting to graduate from high school. They have made big name for themselves as the crime-fighting duo Fire King and Crystal Queen, while also having made peace with their new identities, the Destroyer Of Worlds and the White Devil.

However, things quickly get bad when Superman gets trapped inside a red sun, and the girls are summoned to the Watchtower. They need each other now more than ever—the Super Friends(and the world) are counting on them!

Pairings:Zazzalil/Jemilla, Clark/Bruce, Barry/Victor, Arthur/Mera

Addendum #1:Tales From Hatchetfield

(Chapter 1:In A Town Gone Mad)

One of the two unsung love stories from Hatchetfield. The Dikrats family's youngest child has always been somewhat of a ditz, but in his defense, he's just seven, and too young to think about love...right?

Craphole never gave a thought of what's going on between his mom and dad, or his sister and Jasmine. All that changes when he meets Tim Houston, two years older than him, on the playground, and for some STRANGE reason, he can't stop thinking about him. Could this be what the grown-ups call love?

Pairings:Tim/Craphole, Mouthface/Princess, Jack Bauer/Slippery When Wet, background Ja'far/Sherrezade and Tom/Becky

(Chapter 2:The Love Song Of Junior Spaceclaw)

Another of the two unsung love stories from Hatchetfield. Junior, the mayor's son, is being groomed to be the next evil overlord but he fails to live up to the standards his father set and copes by smoking pot.

One day, he meets Pincer, a wandering scorpion rogue looking for fresh human meat to eat, and what started out as a simple deal becomes something more but their evil love is put at stake when a new hero known as the Fire King emerges, and threatens to destroy everything. But if they're gonna lose, they'll do it together.

Pairings:Junior/Pincer, Bug/February, background Taz/Up and Tootsie/Mega-Girl

(Chapter 3:Zazzalil, I Am Your Father)

Set one year before the rise of the Fire King. Thirteen-year-old Zazzalil Carvour-Mega grew up idolizing heroes, and both her fathers. One day, Owen Carvour, her Pops, takes her to his workplace on Take Your Kid To Work Day, and there, she finds out a horrifying secret.

Faced with the fact that her Pops is a rogue, Zazzalil falls into a dilemma. But soon, she realizes that the Deadliest Man Alive is not your average supervillain, and there's more to him than meets the eye...

@mythuzalasheir3

#starkid #firebringer #hatchetfield #trail to oregon #twisted #spies are forever #holy musical b@man #starship #jemilla #zazzalil #everybody else #jazzalil #superbat #curtwen #paulkins #dammit leyenar why do you keep having new fic ideas when you still have dozens upon dozens of wips #and a thousand different ideas that have yet to be written #fire king

[sameeroak]

Kya Baat Hai ....Revealed

Hello Dosto, Thank you for love and support which has encouraged me to continue writing.

Last time, when we talked on this topic… I was searching for my Manzil…

Did I find my MANZIL, well not really.. the muKAM of my manzil is nishKAM…so it’s going to be a long journey, but I have found the way which leads to the destination.

After all, someone has said Life is a journey NOT a destination, so I am on my way to the destination… on the beautiful journey.. stopping and smelling Roses along the way.

Ok, let’s get back to the topic..

It all began on Monday Jan 2nd evening, as the hangover of the new year’s party was getting over or was it still hanging on… not sure…

I sat down to make the new years’ goals for 2023…

First Goal as always… Exercise and lose weight.

As I was starting to think about dieting and exercising, I remembered an advice given to me by my “healthy” friend from college days… you see we Fat people like to call us “Healthy”… khate pete ghar ke… bhale 2 ghar ka khana khate honge… )

He had said… all human bodies are like tires.. like we have different types of tires.. scooter, car, truck, tractor… human body is also made of different dimensions. A truck tire even if you remove all air or even puncture it, cannot be made a scooter tire and vice-versa… so, we just need to find our tire type and make peace with it.

Goal resolved, I quickly identified my tire type , made peace with it and moved on…

Anyways, dieting and exercise for FAT people is like Homeopathy….. Hathi ke mu me homeopathy..

not saying that homeopathy does not work, but it works very gradually and has a lot of dos and donts which you need to follow along with it, for it to take effect…

Then, I proceeded to writing down next set of Goals-

Money

Career

People

I need to earn more money in this year, progress in my career (maybe get that promotion) and connect with more with people around me and in my life.

All perfect glorious goals.. but I have been having these goals for so many years already.. I have been running after quick money, have been ignoring my key career goals and being frustrated with the first 2 goals, I have been further drifting away from people in my life….

Maybe, I have got it all wrong.. the sequence is all wrong, it has to be

People

Career

Money

Care and connect with people in your life, your career is a reflection of the people you interact with… so it will improve and then eventually Money will come in …

Alrighty, so sounds good.. work on improving your connections with people in your life or even invite new people in your life.. how do you do it ?

You have intentionally driven away so many friends and family from your life over the last few decades, do you really think they are going to just come back with your one phone call or whatsapp message ? What about new friends..do you think just popping on new whatsapp groups is going to get you accepted in the long established friend circles ?

Then, the famous Big B song came to my mind

Rote hua aate hai sab,

Haasta hua jo jayenga,

Wo mukkadar ka sikkandar keheleya ae ga…

Key word here is Haasta, people like to laugh/hasna.. in fact there is even a Yoga for it .. Hasya Yoga in which people laugh in a group …

I have been laughing alone or laughing on myself for long enough, now its time to make other people laugh..

Logo ko haasake, unke saath hasane me jo maja hai, uska Anand hi kuch aur hai.

So, I am going to make people laugh in the coming year. How …

Posting funny articles on Tumblr

Interacting on whatsapp groups in a funny way

After all,

MERA NAAM JOKER HAI JEE,

Dusaro ki hasee me,

Khud ke hasee dhund raha hu…

Well, that’s it for now Bhai Log,

Agar, mera likna funny lage, to haas dena aur muzhe duao me yaad karna,

Taki mai bhi thoda haas lu….

#kya baat hai

[anbetc]

Reseña a "Kinnporsche The Serie" . Causante de que entrara a esto del Boy's Lover

Fue mi primer BL y llegué al él por mera curiosidad, sí, "La curiosidad mató al gato"...

Resulta que yo suelo consumir en Youtube resúmenes de dramas, ya sean coreanos, chinos, japoneses, etc... Y dentro de esos resumen que YTB me sugería, aparecían los llamados BL... Bueno, la curiosidad mató al gato y por esto empecé a consumir dichos resumen, pero sin el afán de ver las serie, hasta que llegue al resumen de "Kinnporsche".

A los 4 minutos de reproducir el video del resumen de la serie me dije "espera, me voy a Telegram a ver si encuentro la serie completa, ¡Quiero verla!" ... Y para que fue eso... Me vi los 14 capítulos tipo maratón, capítulo que acababa, capítulo que iniciaba... Jama pensé que este tipo de historias de amor me atrajera tanto y no, no era la primera vez que tenía contacto con este tipo de historias pues solía ver yaoi japonés y dramas gay chinos, pero jamás se me dio por stanear tanto un género (BL) como lo estoy haciendo ahora.

Después de la chachara anterior... Ahora sí vamos a la serie en sí...

Kinnporsche es una serie que recrea el vivir de una familia de mafiosos Tailandesa, conformada por la Primera Familia (El padre y los hermanos Tankhun, Kinn y Kim) y Segunda Familia (Padre y hermanos Vegas y Macao); siendo Kinn, uno de los personajes principales, el que heredará el imperio de mafia ganado por la primera familia de generación en generación; pero a la vida de Kinn llega sin previo aviso Porsche; haciendo que a su mundo de violencia y mafia, entre también el amor (Gracias a Porsche) al cual este Kinn, por cosa del pasado, había renunciado a todo tipo de sentimientos románticos, teniendo solo aventuras de una noche.

De la serie en sí, que puedo decir... ¡Ame todo!... La Historia, la trama, la escenas de acción, la fotografía, la belleza de los actores, sus personajes; esa sutileza y elegancia de mostrar las escenas eróticas entre Kinn-Porcshe y Vegas-Pite que te hacen conectar tanto con el momento, que hasta llegas a dudar que están actuando, viendo todo esos sentimientos y emociones tan reales. Ni hablar de los personajes secundarios, todo el cash logro cautivarme a su manera, amas a los "buenos" y odias a los malos (Tawan).

Quiero dedicarle este párrafo a la cuplé que hizo que mi corazón palpitara y se llenará de muchísimas emociones, que aunque su amor nació de una manera tóxica (si, lo admito) pero se convirtió en algo tan hermoso, que vale la pena destacarlo en estas líneas, y eso son mis adorados Vegas y Pete. Gracias Bible y Build por interpretar tan bellamente a esta pareja, gracias por esa linda química que mostraron, entregandonos escenas dolorosas y también escenas llenas de amor y deseo. De mis Ship favoritas por siempre y para siempre.

Kinnporsche, una serie que fue la mejor antesala para mi y que me abrió campo en esto del BL... Que llegó en el momento perfecto a mi vida, después de pasar por uno de los peores años (2022), fue como una luz, una medicina (aunque suene tonto) para mi salud mental la cual estaba más que vulnerable.

A esta serie le doy un cinco, y si , puede que hayan mejores series en el género BL , pero para mi, Kinnporsche es una de las mejores y está dentro de mi top.

Puntuación: 5/5 💜💜💜💜💜

#vegaspete #kinnporche the series #biblebuild #mileapo #Boylove #SeriesBLtailandia

[i-r-readcomics]

Aquaman and the Others

Volume: 1 #9

Alignment: Earth, Part IV

Writers: Dan Jurgens

Pencils: Lan Medina

Inks: Roy Allan Martinez

Colours: Matt Milla, Pete Pantazis

Covers: Ivan Reis, Joe Prado, Tomeu Morey

Featuring: Aquaman, Operative (Joshua Cole), Prisoner-of-War (Dominick Torrez), Sayeh, Vostok-X II, Ya'Wara, Aaron Cole, Mera, KGBeast (Anatoli Knyazev), Cheshire (Jade Nguyen), NKVDemon

DC

#Aquaman and the Others #Aquaman #Operative #Prisoner-of-War #Sayeh #Vostok-X II #Ya'Wara #Aaron Cole #Mera #KGBeast #Cheshire #NKVDemon #DC #Dan Jurgens #Lan Medina #Roy Allan Martinez #Matt Milla #Pete Pantazis #Ivan Reis #Joe Prado #Tomeu Morey #Comics

[ambivalent-anarchy]

Too Cheesy

Gender: Female

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Warnings: Sickening fluff and insanely cheesy pick up lines.

Summary- Ned agrees to stay at Peter's house and help him find the perfect pickup line to ask out his crush with before spring break. But what happens when his crush tags along and also wants to help? ---------------------------------------

"Nah Peter, too corny."

Peter Parker was standing in the middle of his room, his best friend Ned sitting on his bed, cradling their death star in his hands. Peter scrolled down the screen of his phone. "Okay, how about this one?" After reading, Peter looked to the wall and gave a smug smirk, as if he were actually looking at someone. "Hey [Y/N]... are you religious? 'Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers."

Ned cocked his head to the side. "Is she religious?"

"I dunno, I never really asked before," Peter answered, breaking out of his assumed position.

Ned scrunched his nose a bit. "Well, we probably should stay off of religious pick-up lines then."

"Right," Peter agreed, looking back to his phone again. He scrolled a bit more. When satisfied, he looked up at the wall again, raised his eyebrows with an award winning smile before he recited another.

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless."

"Wow..," Ned said. He pointed and nodded slowly. "I think that's a keeper. Try it again just to make sure though. Oh- and this time, make it more personal."

"Okay," Peter said, going back over the line in his head. He assumed the position and instead of a smug, gave a small smolder.

"Wait," Ned interrupted. "Does this one even make sense? I mean- a pencil still has a point even when it's broken, right? Unless, of course, it's the bottom half, but that would only work if it's a clean break. A-and-"

Suddenly, realizing how completely ridiculous he must look, Peter grimaced. "Ned, why're we doing this again?!"

Ned rolled his eyes. "C'mon Pete. It's because pickup lines always work!"

"A-are you sure? Cuz that doesn't sound right."

"Dude, I'm telling you," Ned defended. "I saw Flash walk right up to Sydney and gave her the perfect pickup line and he immediately got a date! Flash of all people! If he can, you certainly can!"

Peter rolled his eyes. Ned was seriously comparing him to Flash? There were tons of reasons as to how Flash got with Sydney. "But Flash is popular and rich and stuff... I'm just me."

Ned scoffed. "Well..." He looked up with a carefree smile. "If it makes you feel any better, if I were a girl, I'd totally date you."

"..thanks..." Peter said, suddenly feeling incredibly awkward. He looked around the room with a nervous chuckle. Ned, apparently not realizing the awkwardness in the room, hasn't looked away and continued to smile at his friend.

Finding his voice, Peter spoke up. "So, um, what was Flash's line anyway?"

"Uh-uh man," Ned answered. "You gotta find your own! Sydney probably already told the whole school, so you'd just be a copycat. Your line needs to be original."

Peter raised his eyebrows. "We're literally looking this stuff up from the internet, Ned! That's not original!"

"Just trust me. Now read another."

"Okay..." Peter begrudgingly agreed. He was regretting this whole thing more and more each second. He took a deep breath and recited his next one.

"[Y/N], my love for you is like dividing by zero– it can't be defined."

He looked to Ned, who was silently contemplating the words.

"...I kinda like it," Ned finally said.

"I don't know," the scrawny teenager sighed, throwing his phone onto his bed. "It needs to be really good! Not mediocre. Tomorrow is my only chance to tell [Y/N] how I feel before spring break starts. I can't back out!"

"Pete, relax. We'll just add it to the list. Now do another-"

"Peter!!! [Y/N]'s here!!!"

The two teenagers froze. Their eyes widened at his aunt May's voice. They looked to the door, then to each other.

"What is she doing here?!?!," Peter whisper-shouted, two seconds from panicking.

"It's your apartment, you tell me!," Ned whispered back, arms flailing wildly.

"She can't be here!," he yelled to himself, pointing towards the door you could be walking through any second now. "She can NOT be here!"

The two quietly went back and forth as you came closer to his room. Normally, you were always more than welcome. But today, unbeknownst to you, Peter's home was probably the one place you definitely shouldn't be.

You poked your head around the doorframe. "Heyyyy fellas!"

They froze, looking to you with their mouths zipped shut. "Why so tense?," you asked, a small smile playing on your lips.

"No reason!," Peter yelled.

"Hey [Y/N]." Ned gave a wide smile.

You return it with a wider smile that certainly betrayed the rest of your face, that held only confusion. "Uh, what's going on, guys??"

They looked to each other, then to you, then to each other again. Ned broke away first this time. "Peter's trying to find a pick-up line to tell his crush was tomorrow!," he spat out quickly, earning an excited gasp from you.

Peter's jaw stopped to the floor. If he were a computer, he would've definitely been crashing right now. "What the hell, Ned?!," he practically screamed, his voice cracking a bit before he covered his face with his hands.

"So, whose the girl?," you asked, pushing through them and climbing onto the top bunk to sit.

"Uh-"

"DON'T. SAY. ANYTHING!," Peter hissed out through gritted teeth.

It didn't take you too long to realize the tension in the room. "Uh, should I come back another time or something?"

"That would be ideal," Peter mumbled under his breath.

Your eyebrows scrunched together in annoyance. Why were they being so weird and vague?

"Okay, did I do something? Is that why you're acting so weird, Pete? I mean, I was gonna try to help you out so you won't make a complete fool of yourself in front of this girl, but-"

Ned dropped the death star as he excitedly clapped his hands together. "That'd be perfect, actually!!"

Both you and Peter groaned as you looked at the peices on the floor. "Ned!"

"At this point that thing needs to stay at my house cuz when it's at either of yours it always breaks!," you laughed.

"Umm..." Peter looked away and took a deep breath. "[Y/N]?"

At this point, he had no idea nor any control over what was going on and the only words processing in his mind were what the fuck.

His crush was not supposed to be here while he was practicing what to say to his crush tomorrow.

"Yeah, Pete?"

But you were here now, and you didn't seem to be leaving anytime soon.

So what's the worse that could happen?

"C-could you maybe, um, help me with this?"

"With your girl problems? Sure. I mean, if we leave it your hands, the poor girl won't even know what hits her."

Ned bit his lip, attempting (and failing) to hide a fit of laughter. "She sure won't!"

"Dude!," Peter hissed, nudging his shoulder.

"So what've you got so far?," you said, watching Peter expectantly.

"Uhh.." He blew out a heavy breath. Welp, he thought. Guess we're doing this now. He picked up his phone and awkwardly read off the line.

"My love for you is like dividing by zero– it can't be defined.."

He looked back up at you, frozen as statue. That was so embarrassing. You smiled and giggled a little. "That was so cheesy!"

"Oh..," Peter mumbled. He'd actually thought that one was pretty good.

"That's only because he's not doing it like he did a second ago," Ned, ever the oblivious one, noted. "C'mon! Do it the way you did it before [Y/N] came in here."

If looks could kill, Ned would surely have been maimed and then ran over a bus by now.

Peter sighed. He looked up to the wall right above where [Y/N] was sitting and gave his best smolder.

But before he could get a word out, laughter erupted the room. "PETE WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!," [Y/N] shrieked, practically falling off the the top bunk of the bed with laughter. "Girls' want a genuine smile, not some James Bond wannabe look!"

"Y-you don't think it looks cool?," he asked, cheeks red as beets by now.

"Frickin' goofy is what that looks like!," she responded. "Gimme your phone."

Peter's face fell. Wow, he thought. I'm way off. No way I'm gonna get her now, except...He looked to Ned, who was practically just spectating the whole thing at this point. Their eyes joined, and they could both tell they'd come to the same conclusion.

What better way to find out exactly what to say than by finding out by who you're going to say it to?

[Y/N] scrolled down a few until she found one that she liked. "Ooh, this one's pretty good." She looked up from the phone. "Now, watch me and I'll show you how it's done." She hopped down from the bed and said the line straight to Peter's face, biting her lip and smirking.

"Hey you, apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

Immediately afterwards, she broke out of it. "See?," she asked. "That's how it's done." [Y/N] tossed the phone back into Peter's hands before sitting back down. "Now do that."

Peter sucked in a quick breath, lightly tugging the bottom of his gray shirt. "U-uh, um, yeah okay.."

That was hot, was all he could really think at the moment. She's so frickin hot.

Scatterbrained, he stood and looked back at you. "U-uh.. -oh, here's one..." He shook his head slightly, as if attempting to shake the jitters out. "A-are you a cam-mera? C-cuz.. you sure do make me sm-mile," he stammered, ending with beyond awkward fingers guns.

[Y/N] chuckled, biting back a small smile. "Ya know, you're just too cute sometimes..."

At that, Ned's jaw fell to the floor. Peter's face turned a shade of red you didn't believe was even possible.

"Uh, u-um, ah, heh, thanks..."

"Hey yo, my mom's texting me," Ned suddenly announced. "I gotta get home. See you two tomorrow." He smiled at [Y/N] and then looked Peter square in the face with a shit-eating grin. "And good luck Pete!," he said, earning a middle finger from his best friend.

After the door closed, [Y/N] frowned. "What's up with you two? Are you guys fighting?"

"Nah, Ned's just being..." Peter trailed off, shaking his head slightly. If he were to elaborate, he could risk telling you. Better to play it safe. "So was that one good?"

"I mean, it'd be nice if you could g-g-g-get it out!," you mocked with a smile.

"No stuttering then," he concluded to himself. "Stuttering's a turn off."

"Well, not exactly," you corrected. "I actually think it's kinda cute when you do it." Noticing his intense blushing, you grabbed his hands to give comfort. "Just relax. No stuttering. And keep eye contact. Got it, Pete?"

His cheeks reddened as he looked away, desperately trying to redirect his focus from your turned up lips. "Oh, u-uh um, thanks! That's great, ya know! L-lets, ah, just get back to the th-thing- uh, the line..."

And so you did. You helped him til eleven o'clock at night. You went over about fifty. Until there was no way he couldn't have a perfect one to show the girl.

Until the next morning.

Spoiler alert: he didn't find a line.

When you left the indecisive teenager, he'd looked like he was on the right path. He had an entire list of good choices you'd picked out with him, along with practiced ways to do each one.

But, when he woke up and looked back at the list, each one just felt wrong.

Cheesy.

Overused.

Corny.

Lame.

You wouldn't like it. You'd already heard it. It wouldn't feel special to you if he'd told you something you'd already picked out for yourself, even if you didn't know you had.

You'd reject him. And more? Because you were a nice person, you'd probably still want to be friends.

Which was definitely way, way worse.

"Peter!," May yelled. "Engine's being turned on in five! Be there or you'll have to swing to school!"

-

Perer told you he'd tell his crush the line by the lockers during homeroom.

You couldn't wait. 'This is gonna be so awesome,' you thought, scanning the halls for his curly brown hair and wrinkled jacket.

'Of course, this girl better be worth his time or I'm gonna frickin' tackle her....'

The night before, Peter had told you nearly everything about this mystery girl.

He gushed about how she was perfect. Beautiful. Everything he ever wanted.

And you felt happy for him.

But deep inside, you knew that whoever the girl he'd chosen was, you wouldn't approve. Because deep down, you wished that it would be you.

But you and Peter were friends. Since the sixth grade. If anything was ever gonna happen, it surely already would've.

And It wasn't gonna happen...

And when this girl said yes (it's Peter Parker, why wouldn't you?), you'd have to watch them hug, kiss, give inside jokes, and everything else couples did.

And because he was your best friend, you'd have to just sit there and be happy for him.

"Miss. [Y/L/N]. Come on, get to class!," your homeroom teacher yelled, standing by the door, holding it open for you to walk into the classroom.

"Must be late again...," you mumbled, looking around the halls for Peter one last time before making your way to the door.

"[Y/N]!"

You whipped your head to where the voice was coming from. It was Ned, running down the hallway.

"Yeah?"

"He's gonna do it!," he yelled. "He's about to ask!"

You turned towards your teacher. "Um, can I go to the restroom please?"

"Yeah sure," the teacher replied.

Once the door closed, you ran to meet Ned in the middle of the hall. "Ask? Wait, on a date or to actually be his girlfriend?"

"TO BE HIS GIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLLLFRIEND!!," he yelled, shaking you by your shoulders back and forth frantically.

'Wow,' you thought, eyes wide. 'Peter's actually getting some balls now.'

This was it. And you were gonna hold your tongue and watch it happen.

Ned looked over your shoulder as he practically gasped for air. "He's coming! He's coming!"

You pulled his arm a bit, attempting to pull him to towards the wall. "Don't we need to hide? They don't need an audience!"

Suddenly, using his strength against you, Ned turned you around quickly for you to come face to face with Peter.

"Where's the girl?," you said, looking around curiously. After you were met with silence, your curious smile went away. "Pete, where is she? Where's she at?"

"I-it's...um, [Y/N] it's always been-heh. It's you," he answered, looking into your eyes shyly.

Ned could've bursts from joy right then and there. You could feel his grip on your arms tighten out of excitement.

But you didn't care, because you were sky high yourself. "So all that, yesterday? That was all about-"

"Yeah. You."

You sighed, practically frozen. "Major fucking plot twist, dude.."

He tilted his head. "'Saw' level?"

"More like 'Shutter Island' level," you answered.

"Ooh, that was a big one," Ned added brightly.

You shifted slightly. "So, um, what was the line you chose?"

"Oh!," Peter laughed. "How could I forget? Uh-" He grabbed your hands gently. "Okay." Hey blew out a long breath. "Relaxing. No stuttering. And keeping eye contact," he reminded himself aloud before he slowly and tenderly recited the line he'd chosen.

"[Y/N], ahem, um, If I had a penny for every time I thought about you, I'd have exactly one cent.."

You frowned. "Hold on, I don't get it. That means-"

"-Because you never leave my mind, sweetheart."

Raising your eyebrows, your heart warmed and you covered your hand over your mouth. That was one you hadn't chosen. You'd never even heard it before. He'd found it himself.

Noticing your reaction, Peter tensed. "W-was that too much? I'm sorry if that was too much! The last thing I would want for it to be is too-"

"That was perfect, Peter."

He paused. "It wasn't too cheesy?"

"Just a little cheesy," you said, pinching your fingers together and giving a quick wink.

"On a scale of one to ten?," Ned asked.

"Ned!," Peter scolded, quickly sliding his finger over his neck as a warning. He then looked back to you with a timid smirk.

"So, ah, does this mean you'll be my girlfriend?"

"Hmm, I guess it does, huh?," you giggled and turned to walk away just as the bell rang for first period.

-

"Sooooo, how'd it go?," May asked, poking her head around the doorframe of Peter's room.

When Peter turned towards her from his bed, May knew the answer before he even uttered a word.

He was staring up at ceiling twiddling his fingers and grinning like a madman.

"She said yes, May..I-i didn't think she'd actually say yes!"

May smiled. "Well, that's good!"

"Our first date's tomorrow and- Oh God! I might need to find another line to tell her! I'll use the math one this time since she was so excited about acing that test earlier today. Oh my gosh what if- what if we kiss?! That'd be SO awesome! Right, May? Ooh man, what am I gonna wear?? Ned said to wear a tux. But it's just a movie date, not prom! Jeans and a t-shirt should work, right? What if I get there and I'm underdressed?! Why is this stuff so hard?!"

Aunt May watched as the young boy frantically vented to himself and shook her head. "God bless him..."

She looked down at his desk in the corner of his room. On it was a small journal. It was opened to a page labelled 'Pickup Lines To Tell [Y/N]'

Underneath it were lines separated into sections based on 'coolness,' 'nerdiness,' and 'sexiness.'

May furrowed her eyebrows. "Hon, you know pick-up lines never work, right?

"Well May," Peter sighed, leaning back into his bed. "There's a special girl out there that would beg to differ.."

#peter parker x you #peter parker smut #marvel fanfiction #peter parker imagine #marvel #peter parker x reader #spiderman x reader #peter parker fluff #peter parker fic #peter parker oneshot #peter parker fanfiction #peter parker funny #peter parker x y/n #peter parker #spiderman x you #spiderman mcu #spiderman fic #spiderman #marvel x you #marvel x reader #marvel imagine

[amiguiz]

Encontrar afinidades con la demás gente es un rasgo útil para la construcción de personajes, si a esto te dedicas. Con frecuencia me descubro muy similar a Benjamin en algunas cosas. Pienso que, de haber nacido en el mismo país, yo gringa y él mexicano o tal vez él mexicano o yo canadiense, habríamos podido ser amigos como esos que veía en la tele: Clarissa y Sam, Pete y Pete, Busy y Amanda, Kevin y Paul. Se fija en las mismas cosas que yo, me doy cuenta, aunque a veces, cuando las menciona, ya es demasiado tarde para que yo me sume. Tendría que moverme en un perpetuo yo también, +1+1+1+1+1, y ese tipo de personas son remolestas.

El domingo pasado, él y Sofía nos contaron que habían visto al Pata. Le pregunté qué contaba, en un sentido casual, esperando un poco que respondieran nada, o lo de siempre. En vez de eso, Ben comenzó a recapitular, dijo que le gustaba el ejercicio evocativo. Brain gym. Total, que los temas abordados entre ellos y el Pata fueron: historia de Perú, prima musulmana, Alemania... olvidé el resto, pero eran muchos más.

Alguna vez anduve con un tipo que me hacía esa pregunta cuando yo volvía a casa después de haber salido con mis amigas: ¿De qué platicaron? Me irritaba sobremanera. Aún ahora, al escribirla, siento incomodidad. Tal vez esto era porque él era un inadaptado depresivo y sociópata y yo tenía a mi cargo todas las responsabilidades sociales de los dos, como pareja. De las cuales, por cierto, él se beneficiaba sin mover un dedo, con su cara de refrigerador apagado. Tal vez simplemente ya me tenía harta. En fin. Ahora, como ejercicio, así como hace Ben, incluso podría llegar a gustarme.

Sofía dijo dos cosas que se me quedaron grabadas. Su manera de enunciar es envidiable, es obvio que ha estado pensando en amplio ciertos temas y que las conclusiones que regala no son meras ocurrencias. Además, las palabras que elige. Primero dijo que El Paso no le gusta, que la desespera esta sensación perpetua de que hay una vida que nos escapa. Sí hay vida, pero está sucediendo puertas adentro. También está el asunto de los gatos. Volteas cualquier esquina y descubres que hay varios pares de ojos mirándote. Es raro.

Es la segunda vez que Sofía hace ese comentario sobre la vida. Me pregunto si el de los gatos también lo repetirá. La repetición no disminuye la belleza de la observación, o quizás sí, un poco; la vuelve un tanto teatral. No soy quien para juzgar porque yo también repito las fórmulas que me parecen exitosas ante las demás personas.

[officially-tonynat-shrine]

Anything You Sing

A/N: Ok, so this was originally an ask from @shamelessbookaddict so credit goes to her. The ask: Bicth just imagining singing good ol bollywood songs to peter; him not understanding a word but loving it anyway; bruce just smirking at you when you sing something romantic

So I decided to shift the fic here instead of directly answering the ask. So if at all I make a master list, this would be helpful :D also, here is the audio of the song I used, if you want to sing along! The singer is male and I haven't changed the few lines in the song indicating the gender of the singer in the fic. I wanted to stay as true to the song as possible!

Pairing: Peter Parker x Indian!reader

Summary: You confess your love by singing a song

Warnings: the word 'fuck' twice? // Words: idk man, I didn't count

••••

Peter was having a bad day. A very, very bad day. School was hectic. He had lots of homework pending due to night patrol (totally his fault, actually. And he knew it. So he couldn't blame anyone else). His sleep schedule was an absolute mess because he would stay up when ever he got the chance to finish off his projects and models. His attention span in classes was now that of a fucking squirrel on crack and he had gone to the principal's office twice already.

Just when he had thought that things couldn't get worse, he had dozed off in yet another Biology lecture. Usually, the teacher would let him off the hook because he was a bright student and could easily catch up. So Peter tended to doze off for a few minutes trying to complete eight hours of sleep in five minutes. But today, it was a very important lecture going on and the Ms. Mason had strictly informed the class that everybody had to be attentive. Of course, Peter had to doze off. Unfortunately, he had been caught. Ms. Mason's disapproving glare was enough for him to believe that he had committed the ultimate betrayal. He was now very close to the Avengers' Tower, and he had already mentally hit himself a hundred times.

Peter just hoped that for the love of God and everything Holy, you was there. You were the only other Avenger who was his age. Of course, there was also Shuri, his homegirl, but currently, she was miles away in Wakanda. The three of you always shared a close bond and he could only hope that his bond with you would be much closer. He was a blushing mess when it came to you.

He entered the Tower heading directly for the elevator when he heard your voice.

"Pete! Hey, Spidey! Wait up!"

He turned around to see you bounding towards him. You threw your arms around him bringing him into a tight hug. You had missed him. He could understand that by the way you stood so close to him, able to listen to his heart beat rise. He hugged you back with the same enthusiasm as yours. Unable to hold back a sigh, he snuggled his face deeper into your neck.

You stepped back- not leaving his arms, he noticed, blushing wildly- and asked him with furrowed brows, "What happened, Pete?"

He smiled at you, grateful that he had someone like you who could understand him so easily. God, sometimes he just wanted to take you in his arms and cuddle forever.

"Nothing. It's just that school is turning quite hectic now-a-days."

You studied him for a moment, eyes taking in the dark circles under his eyes and the weary, tired smile he gave you. His brown eyes, usually sparkling with delight and excitement, now held exhaustion.

"Okay, that's it. You and I are going upstairs to the common room and you are going to sleep on the couch. I know you won't sleep in your room. You'll probably start doing your homework. And no arguments!" You shut him down before he could protest. Dragging him into the elevator you asked FRIDAY to take you to the common room.

"(Y/N)."

"Hmm?"

"(Y/N)!!!!!"

"What Peter?" You snapped at him. It had been half an hour since you had forcefully made him go to sleep on the couch and fifteen minutes since he had started whining about how he was not feeling sleepy.

He was sprawled on the big, grey couch, and in the short span of thirty minutes had somehow managed get tangled in the pillows and cushions placed. His head was dangling from the corner of the couch as lay on his stomach, left hand on the ground supporting his body. His right hand was somewhere in between a pillow and his head and one leg was on the couch's headrest. It was certainly a view for you. You sat at the opposite end of the couch, the book you had brought with you long forgotten.

"You know I can't sleep anywhere other than my bed unless there is music."

He didn't know how he got the confidence. He had been contemplating about asking you to sing to him while he sleeps but was too scared to see how you would react. Perhaps it was his sleepiness which made him bolder, the lack of sleep affecting his control over his speech. But it had not completely taken over him. He tried to fight the urge to just spew out his feelings for you.

"Music? What kind of music do you want to hear?"

"Anything you sing."

Now he really wanted to slap himself. He had really gone and done that. This was worse than spewing out his feelings for you. Now he was never going to get to cuddle you because he was too sleep deprived to think before he said anything and you were gonna slap him across the face and walk away-

"Peter stop panicking. Peter! Are you okay?"

You were stunned when he had asked you to sing. You weren't expecting him to be this forward. You had your suspicions on whether or not he liked you but you never acted upon your feelings and the innate desire to just ask him out in the fear of being rejected. There had been instances when you thought that maybe he reciprocated your feelings but then he would say something and you would immediately start questioning yourself. So you stood in the sidelines, trying to get closer to him so that you can understand him, only to fall more for him. Now, here he was, panicking and shaking, about to fall from that goddamn couch, pillows and all, and you didn't know whether he was just sleepy or actually liked you. So much for understanding him.

"Look, I- I, (Y/N)-"

"If you want me to sing, I can." You smiled through your stupidity and tried to stop from strangling yourself with a rope.

His eyes lit up as he groggily pushed himself up from the other end of the couch and slid towards you.

"Thanks, (Y/N). You are the best." He replied, placing his head on your lap. Consequences be damned, he was already getting detention tomorrow. Might as well do this.

You stilled, trying to form coherent thoughts. Stumbling through your words, you finally relaxed and placed your hand on his head.

Running your fingers through his hair, you decided on the first song that came to your mind.

"FRIDAY?"

"Yes, Ms. (L/N)?"

"If anyone passes by and asks you to translate the song I'm about to sing, don't do it, please."

"Of course, ma'am."

"Also, can you play the instrumental for the song when I start singing? Keep the volume at minimum."

"Okay, Ms. (L/N)."

Peter snuggled into your lap as you cleared your throat.

"Chookar mere mann ko, kiya tumne kya ishara"

"Is that Hindi? What does it mean?" Peter asked sleepily.

You smiled at him. "Sleep, Petey."

FRIDAY started playing the instrumental.

"Chookar mere mann ko, kiya tumne kya ishara"

What did you mean to do, when you touched my heart so?

"Badala ye mausam, lage pyara jag saara"

The seasons changed, and the world seems beautiful!

"Chookar, mere mann ko, kiya tumne kya ishara. Badala ye mausam, lage pyaara jag saara."

"Tu jo kahe jeevan bhar, tere liye mai gaaun"

If you say so, I'll sing for you for a lifetime.

"Tere liye mai gaaun"

I'll sing for you.

"Geet tere bolon pe, likhta chala jaaun"

I can keep on writing music from what you speak

"Likhta chala jaaun"

I can keep on writing...

"Mere geeton mei, tujhe dhoondhe jag saara"

In my songs, the world will search for you.

"Chookar mere mann ko, kiya tumne kya ishara. Badala ye mausam, lage pyaara jag saara."

You rocked him as you sang, his soft, content snores filling you with satisfaction. A smile made it's way on your face without you even realising it.

"Aaja tere aanchal ye, pyaar se mai bhar du"

Come, I'll fill your arms with love.

"Pyaar se mai bhar du"

I'll fill it with love.

"Khushiyan jahabhar ki, tujhko nazar kar du"

I'll gift you all the happiness in the world

"Tujhko nazar kar du"

I will gift you..

"Tu hi mera jeevan, tu hi jeene ka sahaara"

You are my life, you are my reason to live.

"Chookar mere mann ko kiya tumne kya ishara. Badala ye mausam, lage pyaara jag saara."

"Chookar mere mann ko kiya tumne kya ishara."

Closing your eyes, you smiled. Oh the things you would do to stop time at this very moment. You wanted to live in this moment forever.

"That was amazing."

You shrieked, not expecting anyone to be around. You turned, trying to see how many people heard you, groaning when you see almost all the Avengers.

"Why didn't you guys say anything?!" You whisper, trying not to disturb Peter who was sound asleep on your lap.

"Well, you were amazing. And we wouldn't want to awake Pete, now would we?" Tony answered.

"Okay, fair enough."

"What does that mean?"

You blanched. You had hoped this won't come up. You looked at Steve who had asked the question, face filled with confusion just like the rest of them. Of course, they were asking about the song's meaning. Something you'd rather eat shit than having to tell them.

"Nothing. It meant nothing. It's just a song I like." You lied, your tone firm with finality.

"Okay, if you won't answer, I'll ask FRIDAY. Hey, FRIDAY, what did the song that (Y/N) sang mean?"

You swore to God you had never felt so proud of yourself in that moment.

"Sorry, boss. But Ms. (L/N) has asked me to not translate it to anyone."

"What?! I'm the boss here, FRIDAY. Come on. You can't say no to me."

"Sorry, boss. Ms. (L/N) requested to not translate it to anyone. And you fall under that category."

Bucky snorted at Tony's appalled gasp. Nat was trying so hard not to laugh. Sam did not even bother to hide his laughter. Your smile widened, before it dropped. Bruce. Bruce was smiling directly at you. Fuck. He knew. Obviously, he knew. You begged for mercy, mouthing how grateful you will be if he could just shut his mouth and not tell anyone. He snorted before obliging. But you could see his gears turn. And you thought Bruce was the person who did not meddle in people's matters at all. You shook your head. You could talk to him later.

"Hey, doesn't Bruce know Hindi?"

"No!"

#peter parker x reader #peter parker #indian!reader #peter parker x indian!reader #poc reader #peter parker imagine #steve rogers #bucky barnes #natasha romanoff #sam wilson #tony stark #bruce banner #bollywood

[dalekofchaos]

DCEU Recast

For fun I’ve decided to do a recast of the DCEU and ps in my version everyone gets their movie before Justice League and it’s Martian Manhunter who brings everyone together

My other DC Fancasts

Batman

Batman Beyond

Superman

Wonder Woman

The Flash

Aquaman

Green Lantern

Green Arrow

Justice League

Teen Titans

Justice League Dark

The Dark Knight Returns

Telltale’s Batman

Injustice

Legion Of Doom

Birds Of Prey

Phase 1

Man Of Steel

Josh Hartnett as Superman/Clark Kent

Emily Blunt as Lois Lane

Harrison Ford as Jonathan Kent

Meryl Streep as Martha Kent

Kate Mara as Lana Lang

Tobey Maguire as Pete Ross

Sean Bean as Jor-El

Kate Winslett as Lara Lor-Van

Rupert Grint as Jimmy Olsen

William Shatner as Perry White

Rachel McAdams as Cat Grant

Patrick Warburton as Steve Lombard

Sterling K Brown as Ron Troupe

Billie Piper as Maggie Sawyer

Christopher Meloni as Dan Turpin

Danny Glover as William Henderson

Richard Schiff as Dr Emil Hamilton

Clancy Brown as  General Sam Lane

Terry O’Quinn as Lex Luthor

Tao Okamoto as Mercy Graves

Viggo Mortensen as General Zod

Lena Headley as Faora

Robert Maillet as Non

The Batman(in my version, The Batman comes after Man Of Steel, this will be about how The Joker and Harley Quinn kills Jason Todd, yes both Joker and Harley kill Jason. It’s important that everyone realizes Harley is a villain and not a anti-hero)

Karl Urban as Batman/Bruce Wayne

Peter Capaldi as Alfred Pennyworth

Michael Keaton as Thomas Wayne

Kim Basinger as Martha Wayne

Courtney B Vance as Lucius Fox

Kate Mulgrew as Dr Leslie Thompkins

Diane Kruger as Vicki Vale

Mark Pellegrino  as Jack Ryder/The Creeper

Jesús Castro as Nightwing/Dick Grayson

Jane Levy as Barbara Gordon/Oracle

Matthew Daddario as Jason Todd/Robin

Morena Baccarin as Catwoman/Selina Kyle

or Odette Annable as Catwoman/Selina Kyle

or Eiza González as Catwoman/Selina Kyle

Bryan Cranston as James Gordon

Michael Madsen as Harvey Bullock

Stephanie Beatriz as Renee Montoya

Jodie Foster as Sarah Essen

Ben Mendelsohn as Dr Jeremiah Arkham

Rockmond Dunbar as Aaron Cash

Joe Giligun as The Joker

Amanda Seyfried as Harley Quinn

And on the Batcomputer we’d see cameos from the other Batman villains

Alfred Molina as The Penguin/Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot

Liev Schreiber as Two-Face/Harvey Dent

David Tennant as The Riddler

Tobin Bell as Mr Freeze/Victor Fries

Jessica Chastain as Poison Ivy/Pamela Isley

Michael Wincott as Black Mask/Roman Sionis

Adam Driver as Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane

Ben Kingsley as Hugo Strange

Toby Jones as Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch

Majid Al Masri as Ra’s Al Ghul

Shanina Shaik as Talia Al Ghul

Yasmine Al Massri as Nyssa Raatko

Zhang Ziyi as Lady Shiva

John Lithgow as Arnold Wesker/The Ventriloquist

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Killer Croc/Waylon Jones

Pedro Pascal as Deadshot/Floyd Lawton

Kevin Durand as Solomon Grundy

Jackie Earle Haley as Victor Zsasz

Leonardo DiCaprio as Clayface/Basil Karlo

Woody Harrelson as Firefly/Garfield Lynns

Doug Jones as Man-Bat /Dr. Kirk Langstrom

Daniel Radcliffe as Anarky

Conleth Hill as Calandar Man/Julian Day

Tom Berenger as Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb

Michael Weatherly as Detective Arnold Flass

Will Arnett as Lt. Howard Branden

Robert DeNiro as Carmine Falcone

Al Pacino as Salvatore Maroni

Charlie Heaton as Alberto Falcone

Gwendoline Christie as Sofia Falcone

Vincent Karthieser as Mario Falcone

Nick Nolte as Rupert Thorne

Brad Dourif as Joe Chill

World’s Finest(This is not BVS this is World’s Finest. This is not a dumbed down fight scene just to kiss Frank Miller’s ass to adapt the most overrated comic. I care more about Batman and Superman having strong differences and overcoming them and working together in the end to stop a common threat. They are called the World’s Finest for a reason.)

Karl Urban as Batman/Bruce Wayne

Josh Hartnett as Superman/Clark Kent

Emily Blunt as Lois Lane

Peter Capaldi as Alfred Pennyworth

Bryan Cranston as James Gordon

Michael Madsen as Harvey Bullock

Stephanie Beatriz as Renee Montoya

Rupert Grint as Jimmy Olsen

William Shatner as Perry White

Billie Piper as Maggie Sawyer

Christopher Meloni as Dan Turpin

Joe Gilgun as The Joker

Amanda Seyfried as Harley Quinn

Terry O’Quinn as Lex Luther

Tao Okamoto as Mercy Graves

Wonder Woman

Gemma Arterton as Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Ryan Gosling as Steve Trevor

Lucy Davis as Etta Candy

Lynda Carter as Hippolyta

Alexandra Daddario as Artemis

Lisa Berry as General Philippus

Robin Wright as General Antiope

Gerard Butler as Ares

Anne Hathaway as Athena

Lucy Lawless as Hera

Liam Neeson as Zeus

Peter Stormare as Hades

Green Lantern(Basically what the animated movie First Flight was. But  Buddy Cop adventures of Hal and Sinestro. Hal Jordan mentoring under Sinestro (who does NOT turn evil at the end of the first, but instead the end of the second movie and in the third movie is when we get Sinestro Corps, however my big change to Sinestro’s character is Sinestro isn't a tyrant of his own people. Have it be that Sinestro used the ring to better his own world and his people love him, but the Guardians saw that as interference and marked Sinestro as a threat)

Chris Pine as Green Lantern/Hal Jordan

Lauren Cohan as Carol Ferris

Luke Evans as Sinestro

Zachary Quinto as  Tomar-Re

Ken Watanabe as Abin Sur

Scott Bakula as Alan Scott

Ron Pearlman as Kilowog

Michael Sheen as Hector Hammond

With cameos from future Green Lanterns

Trevante Rhodes as John Stewart/Green Lantern

Diego Luna as Kyle Rayner

Aaron Paul as Guy Gardner

Saad Siddiqui as Simon Baz

Dianne Guerrero as Jessica Cruz

The Flash

Garrett Hedlund as The Flash/Barry Allen

Anna Kendrick as Iris West

David Duchovny as Henry Allen

Gillian Anderson as Nora Allen

Sendhil Ramamurthy as David Singh

Lennie James as James Forrest

Peter Weller as Darryl Frye

Juno Temple as Patty Spivot

Tiffany Espensen as Linda Park

Bruce Greenwood as Jay Garrick

Peyton Meyer  as Wally West/Kid Flash

Michael C Hall as Eobard Thawne/Reverse Flash

Aquaman

Alexander Skarsgard as Aquaman/Arthur Curry

Christina Hendricks as Mera

Stellan Skarsgård as Tom Curry

Kelsey Grammer as Nuidis Vulko

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Dr. Stephen Shin

Nicole Kidman as Atlanna

Michael K Williams as Black Manta

Gustaf Skarsgard as Ocean Master

Teen Titans(I think it’s better to have Teen Titans instead of Suicide Squad in phase 1)

Jesús Castro as Nightwing/Dick Grayson

Ray Fisher as Cyborg/Victor Stone

Sharon Belle as Starfire/ Koriand'r

Natasha Negovanlis as Raven/Rachel Roth

Dylan O'Brien as Beast Boy/Garfield Logan

Peyton List as Terra

Joe Manganiello as Deathstroke/Slade Wilson

Justice League(White Martians will be the villains and J’onn is the one who unites the Justice League)

Karl Urban as Batman/Bruce Wayne

Josh Hartnett as Superman/Clark Kent

Gemma Areton as Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Garrett Hedlund as The Flash/Barry Allen

Alexander Skarsgard as Aquaman/Arthur Curry

Chris Pine as Green Lantern/Hal Jordan

Giancarlo Esposito as J’onn J’onzz/Martian Manhunter

Phase 2

Man Of Steel 2

Josh Hartnett as Superman/Clark Kent

Emily Blunt as Lois Lane

Elle Fanning as Supergirl/Kara Zor-El

Meryl Streep as Martha Kent

Rupert Grint as Jimmy Olsen

William Shatner as Perry White

Rachel McAdams as Cat Grant

Patrick Warburton as Steve Lombard

Warner Miller as Ron Troupe

Billie Piper as Maggie Sawyer

Robert De Niro as Dan Turpin

Mark Harmon as William Henderson

Richard Schiff as Dr Emil Hamilton  

Clancy Brown as  General Sam Lane

Terry O’Quinn as Lex Luthor

Ralph Fiennes as Brainiac

Shazam(In title name and Billy shouting only, the choice to call Billy’s hero persona Shazam is a confusing mess)

Channing Tatum as Captain Marvel

Noah Schnapp as Billy Batson

Finn Wolfhard as Freddy Freeman

Rowan Blanchard as Mary Batson

Jim Beaver as Uncle Dudley

Ernie Hudson as Jebidiah of Canaan/The Wizard of Shazam

Jeffrey Wright as Tawky Tawny

Hugh Laurie as Dr. Thaddeus Sivana

Dwayne Johnson as Black Adam

Suicide Squad

Mo´Nique as Amanda Waller

Daniel Craig as Colonel Rick Flag

Pedro Pascal as Deadshot/Floyd Lawton

Jonny Lee Miller as Captain Boomerang

Kristen Bell as Killer Frost

Derek Mears as King Shark

Michael Jai White as Bronze Tiger

Karen Fukuhara as Katana

Holland Roden as Plastique 

Wonder Woman 2

Gemma Areton as Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Ryan Gosling as Steve Trevor

Lynda Carter as Hippolyta

Alexandra Daddario as Artemis

Lisa Berry as General Philippus

Angelina Jolie as Circe

Charlize Theron as Cheetah

Green Arrow

Charlie Hunam as Green Arrow/Oliver Queen  

Katheryn Winnick as Black Canary/Dinah Lance  

Taron Egerton as Arsenal/Roy Harper

Alona Tal as Speedy/Mia Dearden

Common as John Diggle

Josh Gad as Henry Fyff

Donnie Yen as Yao Fei

Devon Aoki as Shado

Keanu Reeves as Merlyn

Bird Of Prey

Jane Levy as Barbara Gordon/Oracle

Teresa Ting as Batgirl/Cassandra Cain

Katheryn Winnick as Black Canary/Dinah Lance

Eliza Dushku as Helena Bertinelli/The Huntress

Tatiana Maslany as Lady Blackhawk/Zinda Blake

Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Vixen/Mari Jiwe McCabe 

Lily Collins as Starling/Evelyn Crawford

Zhang Ziyi as Lady Shiva

Batman Under The Red Hood

Karl Urban as Batman/Bruce Wayne

Peter Capaldi as Alfred Pennyworth

Matthew Daddario as Red Hood/Jason Todd

Bryan Cranston as James Gordon

Michael Madsen as Harvey Bullock

Stephanie Beatriz as Renee Montoya

Michael Wincott as Black Mask/Roman Sionis

Joe Giligun as The Joker

Amanda Seyfried as Harley Quinn

Shanina Shaik as Talia Al Ghul 

Justice League:Legion Of Doom

Karl Urban as Batman/Bruce Wayne

Josh Hartnett as Superman/Clark Kent

Gemma Areton as Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Garrett Hedlund as The Flash/Barry Allen

Alexander Skarsgard as Aquaman/Arthur Curry

Chris Pine as Green Lantern/Hal Jordan

Giancarlo Esposito as J’onn J’onzz/Martian Manhunter

Terry O’Quinn as Lex Luthor

Joe Gilgun as The Joker

Joe Manganiello as Deathstroke

Michael K Williams as Black Manta

Charlize Theron as Cheetah

Dwayne Johnson as Black Adam

Luke Evans as Sinestro

Michael C Hall as Reverse Flash/ Eobard Thawne

#DC #Fancasts #DCEU #Superman #Batman #Wonder Woman #The Flash #Aquaman #Martian Manhunter #Teen Titans #Justice League #Suicide Squad #Shazam #Green Arrow #Birds Of Prey #Supergirl #Nightwing #Starfire #Raven #Beast Boy #Cyborg #Red Hood #Batman Villains #DC Villains #Batfamily

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DEAL OF THE DAY Aquaman By Geoff Johns Omnibus HC - $67.50 Retail Price: $75.00 You Save: $7.50 Just in time for the big screen release of the Warner Bros. movie Aquaman, DC rush solicits the new AQUAMAN BY GEOFF JOHNS OMNIBUS hardcover! Collecting the entire run of Aquaman written by Geoff Johns, this 728-page hardcover includes AQUAMAN #0-19, #21-25, #23.1 (featuring Black Manta), #23.2 (featuring Ocean Master) and JUSTICE LEAGUE #15-17 These issues are illustrated by Ivan Reis, Joe Prado, Pete Woods, Paul Pelletier, Claude St. Aubin, Geraldo Borges and others, with a cover by Reis and Prado. As these stories begin, Aquaman has renounced the throne of Atlantis - until, from a forgotten corner of the ocean, emerges the threat of the Trench! Then, Aquaman joins up with his old teammates, The Others, to learn who destroyed Atlantis! But as they seek the truth, Black Manta is stalking them all-and Mera learns some dark truths about Aquaman! And in the "Throne of Atlantis" epic, Aquaman teams up with his Justice League comrades to defend the surface world from the invading Atlantean horde. For more Aquaman comics and graphic novels visit our Holiday Gifts Today!! TO BUY CLICK ON LINK BELOW http://tomatovisiontv.wix.com/tomatovision2

#DC comics #DC Universe #dc cinematic universe #aquaman #arthur curry #mera #Geoff Johns #justice league

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fall Out Boy, Bandom Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz Characters: Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump, mentions of others Additional Tags: mermaid au, Tumblr Prompt, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Established Relationship, I don't know how to tag this, birthday fic, Fluff Series: Part 6 of Tumblr Prompts Summary:

Pete can't help but dote on a sleeping Patrick in his own special way after he hears whispers running through the currents.

... Prompt(s):

"MerA who spends their time grooming MerB carefully making sure their hair is free from tangles and they have no dead scales, has a clean tail"

"MerB basking in the attention, allowing the other to do as they please as they nap in the sun"

Hey guys! Two fic postings in a month?? I think that’s a good sign lol.

Soo....

A very VERY HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY to the amazing @laudanumcafe​!! And for you my dear, I wrote you this humble little Mermaid AU oneshot!  I saw this prompt on her blog and it just kinda ran away with me lol. 

I hope you enjoy it, my dear! <3

#fall out boy #fob fanfiction #peterick fanfiction #writing #fanfiction #Mermaid AU #pete wentz #patrick stump #this is just pure birthday fluff #oneshot #I'm a little late to the party but what else is new #CUPCAKES FOR EVERYONE!! #And fluff!!

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Aquaman and the Others

Volume: 1 #10

Alignment: Earth, Part V

Writers: Dan Jurgens

Pencils: Lan Medina

Inks: Roy Allan Martinez, Wayne Faucher

Colours: Matt Milla, Pete Pantazis

Covers: Ivan Reis, Joe Prado, Tomeu Morey

Featuring: Aquaman, Operative (Joshua Cole), Prisoner-of-War (Dominick Torrez), Sayeh, Vostok-X II, Ya'Wara, Mera, Braze, Cheshire, KGBeast, Maelstrom, NKVDemon, Stranglehold

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#Aquaman and the Others #Aquaman #Operative #Prisoner-of-War #Sayeh #Vostok-X II #Ya'Wara #Mera #Braze #Cheshire #KGBeast #Maelstrom #NKVDemon #Stranglehold #DC #Dan Jurgens #Lan Medina #Roy Allan Martinez #Wayne Faucher #Matt Milla #Pete Pantazis #Ivan Reis #Joe Prado #Tomeu Morey #Comics

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The (Extended) Signs as Superheroes

Aries: Wolverine Arsces: Green Lantern Arrius: Spider-man Ariborn: Batman Arittarius: Thor Arpia: Nightwing Arza: Iron Man Arga: Cyclone Aro: Hulk Arcen: Superman Armini: Captain America Arun: Lex Luthor

Arist: Daredevil Arsci: Joker Arnius: Punisher Aricorn: Tim Drake Arittanius: Deadpool Arpio: Damian Wayne Arra: Kyle Rayner Argo: Silver Surfer Arlo: Green Arrow Arcer: Gambit Armino: Ted Kord Arus: Cyclops

Taurus: Batwoman Taurist: Mr. Fantastic Taursci: Supergirl Taurnius: Nightcrawler Tauricorn: Stargirl Taurittanius: Nick Fury Taurpio: Darkseid Taurra: Human Torch Taurgo: Guy Gardner Taurlo: Iceman Taurcer: Alfred Pennyworth Taurmino: Professor X Taurun: Wally West Tauries: Colossus Taursces: Aquaman Taurrius: Bucky Barnes Tauriborn: Thom Kallor Taurittarius: Doctor Strange Taurpia: Arisia Taurza: Storm Taurga: Jean Grey Tauro: Kilowog Taurcen: Saint Walker Taurmini: Rogue

Gemini: Sinestro Gemun: Elektra Gemries: Ragman Gemsces: Emma Frost Gemrius: Jason Todd Gemiborn: The Thing Gemittarius: Barbara Gordon Gempia: Black Bolt Gemza: John Stewart Gemga: She-Hulk Gemo: Barry Allen Gemcen: Invisible Woman Gemino: Power Girl Gemus: Namor Gemrist: Wonder Woman Gemsci: Black Panther Gemnius: Deathstroke Gemicorn: Beast Gemittanius: Lois Lane Gempio: Kitty Pryde Gemra: Booster Gold Gemgo: Sentry Gemlo: Elongated Man Gemcer: Hawkeye

Cancer: Maxwell Lord Camino: Luke Cage Canus: Superboy Canrist: Iron Fist Cansci: Ganthet Cannius: Scarlet Witch Canicorn: James Gordon Canittanius: Cable Canpio: Krypto Canra: Hercules Cango: Etrigan Canlo: X-23 Cancen: Two-Face Camini: Hank Pym Canun: Stephanie Brown Canries: Moon Knight Cansces: Catman Canrius: Angel Caniborn: Harvey Bullock Canittarius: Psylocke Canpia: Jimmy Olsen Canza: War Machine Canga: Scarecrow Cano: Carol Danvers

Leo: Carol Ferris Lecen: Black Cat Lemini: Sue Dibny Leun: Captain Marvel Leries: Ra’s Al Ghul Lesces: Warpath Lerius: Ice Leiborn: Madrox Leittarius: Blue Beetle Lepia: Quicksilver Leza: Ventriloquist Lega: Spider-Woman Lelo: Domino Lecer: Vision Lemino: Black Widow Leus: Blade Lerist: Speedball Lesci: Morph Lenius: Nova Leicorn: Wasp Leittanius:Wonder Man Lepioi: Beta Ray Bill Lera: Falcon Lego: Tigra

Virgo: Mimic Virlo: Captain Britain Vircer: Songbird Virmino: Quasar Virus: Shang-Chi Virist: Strong Guy Virsci: Ka-Zar Virnius: Molly Hayes Viricorn: Rick Jones Virittanius: Amadeus Cho Virpio: Dagger Virra: Cloak Virga: Adam Warlock Viro: Havok Vircen: Jessica Jones Virun: Howard the Duck Viries: Squirrel Girl Virsces: Wiccan Virrius: Cannonball Viriborn: Longshot Virittarius: Magik Virpia: Jubilee Virza: Hulkling

Libra: Machine Man Ligo: Black Knight Liblo: Northstar Licer: Rachel Grey Limino: Firestar Libus: Layla Miller Librist: Nico Minoru Libsci: Eric O’Grady Libnius: Ben Reilly Libicorn: Spectrum Libittanius: Dazzler Lipio: Moonstar Libza: Banshee Liga: Justice Libo: Blink Licen: Genis-Vell Limini: Polaris Libun: Harry Osborn Libries: Noh-Varr Libsces: Warlock Librius: Wolfsbane Libiborn: Black Adam Libittarius: Aunt May Lipia: Valkyrie

Scorpio: Miguel O’Hara Scorra: Miss Martian Scorgo: Bishop Scorlo: M Scorcer: Larfleeze Scormino: Man-Thing Scorus: Jim Hammond Scorist: Detective Chimp Scorsci: The Captain Scornius: Moondragon Scoricorn: Alan Scott Scorittanius: Sasquatch Scorpia: U-Go Girl Scorza: Phantom Girl Scorga: Union Jack Scoro: Drax Scorcen: Zatanna Scormini: Julia Carpenter Scorun: Watcher Scories: Atrocitus Scorsces: May Parker Scorrius: Rocket Raccoon Scoriborn: Mr. Mxyzptlk Scorittarius: Harley Quinn

Sagittarius: Killraven Sagipia: Lockheed Sagiza: Kate Spencer Sagiga: Ant-Man Sagio: Stingray Sagicen: Black Canary Sagimini: Poison Ivy Sagiun: Knockout Sagiries: Cypher Sagisces: Renee Montoya Sagirius: Lady Sif Sagiborn: Scandal Savage Sagittanius: Phyla-Vell Sagipio: Pete Wisdom Sagira: Bane Sagigo: Siryn Sagilo: Ares Sagicer: Fire Sagimino: Foggy Nelson Sagius: Medusa Sagirist: Bizarro Sagisci: Namorita Saginius: Hyperion Sagicorn: Shazam

Capricorn: Xorn Caprittanius: Hellstorm Capripio: Amanda Waller Caprira: Hellcat Caprigo: Sunfire Caprilo: Jeannette Capricer: Jack Monroe Caprimino: Talia Al Ghul Caprius: Guardian Caprist: Huntress Caprisci: Hellion Caprinius: Franklin Richards Capriborn: Deadshot Caprittarius: Echo Capripia: Thunderstrike Capriza: Phantom Stranger Capriga: Heather McNeil Hudson Caprio: X-Man Capricen: Mr. Freeze Caprimini: Star Lord Capriun: Slapstick Capries: Martian Manhunter Caprisces: Jack of Hearts Capririus: Agent X

Aquarius: Superboy Prime Aquiborn: U.S.Agent Aquittarius: Ben Urich Aquapia: Ragdoll Aquaza: Forge Aquaga: Iron Lad Aquo: Mera Aquacen: Lockjaw Aquamini: Major Victory Aquiun: Starfire Aquaries: Rictor Aquasces: Fantomex Aquanius: Catwoman Aquicorn: Penguin Aquittanius: Spitfire Aquapio: Nighthawk Aquara: Nocturne Aquago: Cassie Lang Aqualo: Gwen Stacy Aquacer: Puck Aquamino: Doctor Voodoo Aquius: Darkstar Aquarist: Steel Aquasci: Bart Allen

Pisces: Deadman Pirius: Jade Piborn: Ray Palmer Pittarius: Wonder Girl Pipia: Jay Garrick Piza: Static Piga: Beast Boy Pio: Killer Croc Picen: Eternity Pimini: Clea Piun: Elixir Piries: Doc Samson Pisci: Shatterstar Pinius: Mantis Picorn: Mockingbird Pittanius: White Tiger Pipio: Paladin Pira: Sharon Carter Pigo: Deathlok Pilo: 3-D Man Picer: Ronan Pimino: Black Goliath Pius: Anole Pirist: Pixie

#homestuck #hiveswap #zodiac #extended zodiac #superheroes

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Siamo tutti testimoni

di Franco Resiak

E insomma dopo aver vinto 3 slam negli ultimi 5 Roger domani mattina tornerà numero 1 del mondo dopo 5 anni. L’avevi già letta in giro questa cosa? Probabilmente si perchè due righe su sto fatto son state scritte. Anche a noi di AdS ogni tanto va di scrivere e questa è una di quelle occasioni buone per svegliarci dal torpore. Buona lettura.

Di solito si dice che i record son fatti per essere battuti (in realtà, lo dice chi se ne vede sottrarre uno e rosica tantissimo ma vorrebbe non farlo capire - ciao, Pistol Pete). Ecco: i record che sta battendo Roger in questi ultimi anni NON sono di quelli fatti per essere battuti.

Essere numero uno del mondo a 36 anni e mezzo non è una cosa normale: prima di lui c’era riuscito Agassi a 33, ma dopo una carriera in cui di fatto per 2 anni non era stato in campo, e comunque con 3 anni di meno, qualche sospetto di doping e un parco avversari di minor caratura.

Di più: essere competitivi a 36 anni e mezzo non è una cosa normale, in uno sport in cui tutti o quasi i più grandi hanno smesso di vincere - alcuni proprio di giocare - a cavallo dei 30 (spesso in epoche meno impegnative, fisicamente, di questa). E infatti quelli che sarebbero dovuti essere i dominatori assoluti di queste stagioni, all’arrivo dei fatidici - per loro - 30, hanno iniziato a passare da un infortunio ad un altro fin quasi ad essere irrilevanti nella scorsa stagione.

Vincere 20 tornei del Grande Slam non è una cosa normale, basti pensare che nessun essere umano maschio nella storia ci è riuscito, a parte Lui.

fanno impressione, eh?

Far passare 14 anni tra la prima volta al numero 1 e l’ultima non è AFFATTO una cosa normale, quando la maggior parte dei tennisti non hanno nemmeno una carriera che duri 14 anni.

Vincere 96 tornei ATP, senza esibizioni farlocche e torneini giocati apposta per arrotondare il palmares e il portafoglio (si, Jimmy Connors, parliamo di te), non è una cosa normale.

E allora, di cosa parliamo realmente, quando parliamo di Roger Federer?

Parliamo di uno che - appunto - non solo non è come gli altri, ma che non c’è mai stato prima nella storia e che non è mica detto che ci sarà ancora nel futuro, di questo o di altri sport. E, una volta capito che uno così, se tutto va bene, lo vedremo ancora tra 300 anni, dovremmo comportarci di conseguenza.

Dovremmo evitare di fare previsioni e deduzioni su quanto tempo ancora giocherà, quanto sarà competitivo, quali sarebbero le strategie da adottare per permettergli di restare al massimo livello.

Dovremmo infatti aver capito che, con Lui, i concetti, i ragionamenti e le consuetudini che si applicano ai “normali” non vanno bene.

Dovremmo forse smetterla - dovreste, anzi, perchè noi non l’abbiamo mai fatto - di fare la mera cronaca sportiva di Federer, perchè la cronaca sportiva (benchè necessaria) è normalizzante, banalizzante e umanizzante, ma in Roger noi non vediamo nulla di normale nè di banale - a dirla tutta, vediamo anche poco di umano. E allora lasciamo parlare di Federer chi è in grado di capire quello che si va dipanando da 15 anni davanti ai nostri occhi, e non lo ingabbia dietro un freddo “Federer b. Dimitrov 6-2, 6-2″: gente come Gianni Clerici, o come David Foster Wallace se fosse ancora tra noi; e da milanese e milanista mi chiedo cosa avrebbe scritto uno come Beppe Viola se solo avesse fatto in tempo a vederlo giocare.

Dovremmo finalmente arrenderci all’idea che stiamo guardando non solo il miglior tennista di ogni epoca, ma anche e soprattutto un uomo straordinario che sta scrivendo la storia; magari quella con la s minuscola, essendo “solo” sport, ma sempre di storia stiamo parlando.  

Dovremmo, insomma, capire che di fronte a Roger Federer siamo tutti testimoni.

#roger federer #federer #atp #tennis #tennis atp #atp tennis

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Orban i moralisanje lažnih demokrata

Džon FonteOrban nije proglašen „diktatorom” od strane globalističke elite zbog odsustva demokratije u Mađarskoj, već zbog njegovih konzervativnih ideoloških stavova

Reagujući na pandemiju COVID-19, sve evropske demokratije uvele su opsežne vanredne mere. Međutim samo jedna zemlja – Mađarska – postala je meta baražne međunarodne kritike bez premca zbog svog odgovora na krizu. Mađare optužuju da se kreću ka „diktaturi“, da zaobilaze vladavinu prava, suspenduju parlament i otkazuju izbore. Ove optužbe su lažne u svakoj tački. Proglašenje „stanja opasnosti“ je jedna od šest vanrednih mera pobrojanih u osnovnom zakonu i ustavu Mađarske. Ustavni sud radi i mogao bi da odbije vanredne mere delimično ili u celosti. Odluka o „stanju opasnosti“ usvojena je u parlamentu sa potrebnom dvotrećinskom većinom. Parlament je prostom većinom, u bilo kom trenutku, može ukinuti.

Dana 31. marta, pod naslovom „Koronavirus usmrtio svoju prvu demokratiju“, autor Išan Tarur iz Vašington posta užasnuto je „izvestio“ kako je u Mađarskoj „parlament zatvoren, a budući izbori otkazani“. Na žalost već poljuljanog kredibiliteta ovog lista, ništa od toga nije tačno. Mađarski parlament nije suspendovan. Štaviše, on zaseda svake nedelje, i to fizički, a ne virtuelno. Kada je Kristin Amanpur sa Si-En-En-a upitala mađarskog ministra spoljnih poslova Petera Sijarta zašto je parlament zatvoren, on je odgovorio da je upravo te nedelje govorio pred parlamentom pet puta. Posramljena Amanpur je promrmljala „to je novost za nas“.

Osim toga, nema planova za otkazivanje izbora. Generalni izbori su zakazani za 2022, a lokalni izbori za 2024. godinu. Jedini izuzetak je ukoliko neko od poslanika umre ili podnese ostavku, u tom slučaju neće biti posebnih izbora za njegovu zamenu tokom vanrednog stanja usled ograničenja broja ljudi koji tokom pandemije smeju da budu u javnim objektima i prostorima. Nekoliko američkih država, uključujući Virdžiniju u kojoj živim, već je odložilo svoje izbore za predsedničke kandidate iz istog razloga.

Kako vlada Viktora Orbana uživa ubedljivu većinu u parlamentu, kritičari tvrde da poslanici neće ukinuti vanredne mere protivno željama premijera. To je tačno, ali to je naravno priroda demokratije u parlamentarnom sistemu jednom kada neka stranka ili koalicija stranaka ostvare jaku većinu. Kada je Margaret Tačer imala solidnu većinu u Donjem domu eliminisala je nekoliko izabranih gradskih saveta po metropolama, uključujući i Savet šire oblasti Londona na čelu sa „Crvenim Kenom“ Livingstonom, kasnijim gradonačelnikom Londona. Nju istoričari ne smatraju „autoritarnom“.

DEKRETI I PETA REPUBLIKA Međutim, drugi aspekt poročnosti parlamentarne demokratije – kako je to Džon O’Saliven (predsednik Dunavskog instituta i bivši pisac govora Tačerove) istakao – jeste to što je četvoro nekad popularnih britanskih premijera (Tačerova, Toni Bler, Harold Mekmilan i Nevil Čemberlen) koji su uživali dominantne parlamentarne većine bilo isterano iz svojih fotelja usled unutrašnjih partijskih revolta.

„Nedostatak klauzule o okončanju [u mađarskoj vanrednoj legislativi] zabrinjava“, kaže O’Saliven, „ali priča o kraju demokratije je prenaduvana“. To nije „pravedno prema Zakonu o vanrednom stanju, onakvom kakav je“. Bez obzira na sve, piše O ‘Saliven, unošenje klauzule o okončanju bilo bi korisno „za spuštanje političke temperature na svim stranama“. Bilo kako bilo, mađarska vlada uglavnom radi isto ono što i svi ostali u Evropi povodom zdravstvenih smernica o društvenoj izolaciji i ostajanju kod kuće. Druge evropske zemlje (one uglavnom prijateljskije nastrojene prema EU) su još oštrije nego Mađarska u ograničavanju građanskih sloboda i demokratskih praksi.

Francuska je u vanrednom stanju. Vlada francuskog predsednika Emanuela Makrona zaobišla je parlament kako bi usvojila kontroverzni zakon o penzijama dekretom. Štaviše, francuska vlada je odložila drugu rundu lokalnih izbora i drastično nameće policijski čas novčanim i zatvorskim kaznama, a ponekad i fizičkim uterivanjem ljudi nazad u svoje domove.

Značajno je spomenuti izveštaj Agnes Sofije Madžar, višeg istražnog saradnika pri Dunavskom institutu, koji otkriva da je Francuska usvajala pravila „dekretima vanrednog stanja“ preko 1.000 puta od osnivanja Pete republike 1958. godine. Makron je za prve dve godine svog mandata vanrednim dekretima utvrđivao pravila 84 puta. Makronov prethodnik, Fransoa Oland, pribegao je vanrednim dekretima 273 puta. Ne sećam se da je bilo ko nazvao Makrona ili Olanda „diktatorima“ u nastajanju.

Od pojave COVID-19, Italija je otkazala izbore. Španija koristi dronove kako bi pratila građane, proglasivši „odsustvo bilo kakve tolerancije“ za kršenje policijskog časa. Belgijom vlada privremena tehnička vlada koja nema bilo kakav demokratski mandat ili parlamentarnu većinu. Nijedna od ovih zemalja nije objekat kritika rukovodstva EU, međunarodnih medija glavnog toka ili spoljnopolitičkih elita koje se često opisuju kao „liberalni internacionalisti“ u Sjedinjenim Državama i Evropi. Zašto je to tako?

PREPOZNATI MATRICU Mađarski član Evropskog parlamenta upitao je: „Zašto je uvođenje vanrednog stanja potpuno legalno i prihvatljivo u nekim državama članicama, dok je potpuno ilegalno i neprihvatljivo u drugim? Koji je osnov za to?“ Kako bi odgovorili na to pitanje, moramo prvo da odgovorimo na druga dva pitanja: Koje snage prednjače u napadima na Mađarsku? I šta je zajedničko tim snagama?

Napadi na Mađarsku potiču od predsednice Evropske komisije Ursule fon der Lajen, predsednika Evropske narodne partije (EPP) Donalda Tuska, Saveta Evrope, visokog komesara za ljudska prava pri UN Ruperta Kolvila, Hjuman rajts voča, Vašington posta, Njujork tajmsa, Si-En-En-a, savetnice za nacionalnu bezbednost Baraka Obame Suzan Rajs i novinarke En Eplbaum. Šta je zajedničko ovim pojedincima i institucijama osim neprijateljstva prema Viktoru Orbanu i njegovoj demokratski izabranoj konzervativnoj, suverenističkoj vladi?

Pa, to što su takođe neprijateljski nastrojeni prema izabranoj konzervativnoj, religioznoj i suverenistički orijentisanoj administraciji u Poljskoj. Štaviše, oduševilo bi ih kada bi konzervativni izraelski premijer Benjamin Netanjahu bio zbačen s vlasti. Dalje, gorko su se suprotstavljali Bregzitu i demokratskom suverenitetu kojem je pribegla britanska Konzervativna stranka. Što je još važnije, među pobrojanima nema nijedne ličnosti, grupe ili organizacije koja se zalaže za reizbor predsednika Donalda Trampa. Je li to ta matrica?

U kolumnama i esejima koji su specijalno fokusirani na Mađarsku, ovi spoljnopolitički gurui ne mogu da odole a da ne dodaju neki komentar kojim se demonizuju predsednik Tramp i njegova administracija. Tako je Rajsova, zalažući se za proterivanje Mađarske iz EU, uspela da u sve to ugura kritiku na račun Trampa zato što je, po njenom mišljenju, upotrebio sintagmu „vuhanski virus“ sa uvredljivom namerom. Rajs tvrdi da je ovaj izraz namerno „formiran tako da stigmatizuje ljude azijskog porekla“.

Isto tako, negde u sredini naširoko citiranog teksta iz Atlantika u kojem se mađarske vanredne mere kleveću kao „puzeći autoritarizam“, Eplbaum je okarakterisao vladinog funkcionera Zoltana Kovača kao „Kelien Konvej sa bradom i brkovima“ (Kelien Konvej je politički konsultant iz SAD, trenutno na funkciji savetnice predsednika Sjedinjenih Država, prim. prev.).

POSTPOLITIČKI SVETONAZOR Osim uvreda, ono što napadači na Mađarsku imaju kao zajedničko jeste konzistentan pogled na svet: oni su transnacionalni progresivci. Zalažu se za uvećanu evropsku integraciju, proširenu globalizaciju i transfer autoriteta sa demokratski izabranih vlada (koje često tretiraju kao retrogradne i reakcionarne) ka supranacionalnim institucijama kojim upravljaju eksperti (primera radi Međunarodni krivični sud ili Evropski sud za ljudska prava).

Ovaj pogled na svet, prema rečima francuskog političkog filozofa Pjera Manena, je „postpolitički“ i predstavlja dogmatski „fanatizam centra“. „Postpolitički“ znači da se donošenje odluka prebacuje sa politike (npr. demokratskog procesa) ka administrativnoj (birokratskoj) vladavini. Nadovezujući se na Manena, politikolog sa Asampšn koledža (engl. „Assumption College“ – rimokatolički koledž liberalnih nauka iz Vustera u Masačusetsu, prim. prev.) Danijel Mahoni objašnjava da ovaj narativ (koji je postao konsenzus transatlantske elite) „erodira nacionalni identitet i suverenitet“ i reflektuje postšezdesetosmaški „dogmatski“ i „agresivni sekularizam“.

Većina trenutnih kritičara Mađarske su levo-liberalni transnacionalisti, podozrivi prema demokratski izabranim konzervativnim vladama koje ističu suverenitet i patriotizam, naročito ukoliko su ove vlade prijateljski orijentisane prema tradicionalnom hrišćanstvu ili judaizmu. Za njih su ove ove političke pozicije nazadne i pristrasne. Sećate li se skorašnjeg (27. mart 2020) naslova iz Njujork tajmsa: „Put ka paklu koronavirusa prokrčili su evangelisti“?

Dok glasno daju izjave podrške demokratiji širom sveta, u praksi preferiraju vladavinu sudija i administratora umesto izabranih poslanika ili izvršne vlasti. Trenutni kritičari Mađarske su ćutali kada su neizabrani funkcioneri Evropske unije (sa podrškom Nemačke i Francuske) naterali demokratski izabrane lidere u Italiji i Grčkoj da odu s vlasti u jednoj vrsti supranacionalnog birokratskog puča 2011. godine. Istovremeno, imaju malo ili nimalo kritičkog odnosa prema naširoko prepoznatom „deficitu demokratije“ koji karakteriše EU.

DEMOKRATSKI DEFICIT O KOJEM SE ĆUTI Seća li se iko bilo kakvih žalbi uredništava Njujork tajmsa ili Vašington posta, ili bilo kog članka Suzan Rajs u kojem se proziva ono što je čak i levičarski nemački političar Joška Fišer zabrinuto uviđao kao nedemokratsku strukturu vladavine unutar EU? U proteklih par decenija, kada bi građani na nacionalnim referendumima o pitanjima vezanim za Evropsku uniju odbacili ishod koji preferira rukovodstvo EU, isti ti građani, u istim tim demokratskim nacionalnim državama, bivali su primoravani da iznova i iznova glasaju, sve dok ne donesu „ispravnu“ odluku koja je prihvatljiva za elite EU.

Trenutni kritičari Mađarske su slavili kada su oligarhijski elementi britanske elite tri i po godine pokušavali da (pa čak i dalje pokušavaju) da osujete volju britanskog naroda za povratak na demokratsku samoupravu, iskazanu na referendumu o Bregzitu. Istovremeno ti isti ljudi aplaudiraju kada sudije u Sjedinjenim Državama, Evropi ili međunarodnim sudovima spreče demokratski izabrane zvaničnike da zvrše svoje primarne ustavne obaveze koje se tiču kontrole granica i zaustavljanja ilegalne imigracije.

Za transnacionalne progresivce pitanje ne postavlja se pitanje postoji li „saglasnost“ većine građana zapadnih demokratskih država da se prihvati ogromni upliv ilegalnih migranata iz zemalja u razvoju. Njima nije važna „vladavina uz saglasnost onih kojima se vlada“, nego konsenzus elite napravljen i rafiniran u neizabranim sudsko-administrativnim birokratijama.

Nema razloga da američki ili evropski konzervativci – pa na kraju krajeva i tradicionalni liberali – povodom vanrednih mera u Mađarskoj prihvate ovaj lažni narativ, fabrikovan od strane spoljnopolitičkih elita koje su podozrive prema demokratskim većinama i prezrive prema konzervativizmu u bilo kom obliku, a naročito prema konzervativizmu koji poštuje suverenitet, narodnu samoupravu, naciju, porodicu i religiju.

Izvor

#balkantimes #orban #eu

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Masterlist

The requested rebloggable version of my masterlist under the cut.

Remember that my motto is “If I know it well enough I can write for it” so questions about fandoms and characters are always welcome. I write for movies, tv shows, plays, musicals, books, etc.

All Fics

Anastasia The Musical

Dimitry

Baby Driver

Baby

Buddy

Darling

Being Human (US)

Aidan Waite

Bishop

Josh Levison

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Bill Preston

Ted Logan

Booksmart

Amy Antsler

Gigi

Molly Davidson

Tanner

The Breakfast Club

Andrew Clark

John Bender

Brooklyn Nine Nine

Amy Santiago

Jake Peralta

Rosa Diaz

Terry Jeffords

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Cordelia Chase

Giles

Spike

Xander

Criminal Minds

Aaron Hotchner

David Rossi

Derek Morgan

Penelope Garcia

Spencer Reid

Daredevil

Foggy Nelson

Frank Castle

Matt Murdock

DC Extended Universe

Arthur Curry

Barry Allen

Bruce Wayne

Harley Quinn

Joker

Mera

Victor Stone

Disney

Christopher Robin

David Kawena

Diaval

Dory

Flynn Rider

Gaston

Lumiere

Maleficent

Moana

Nani Pelekai

Piglet

Prince Adam

Prince Philip

Wiggins

Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them

Newt Scamander

Percival Graves

Friends

Chandler Bing

Janice Litman

Joey Tribianni

Monica Gellar

Phoebe Buffay

Rachel Green

Ross Gellar

Fright Night (2011)

Charlie Brewster

Jerry Dandridge

Peter Vincent

Ghostbusters

Egon Spengler

Peter Venkman

Ray Stantz

Guardians of the Galaxy

Gamora

Peter Quill

Yondu

The Good Place

Chidi Anagonye

Eleanor Shellstrop

Jason Mendoza

Michael

Tahani Al Jamil

Halt & Catch Fire

Joe MacMillan

Hannibal

Frederick Chilton

Hannibal Lecter

Will Graham

Harry Potter

Bill Weasley

Charlie Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Fred Weasley

Ginny Weasley

George Weasley

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

James Potter

Lavender Brown

Lucius Malfoy

Luna Lovegood

Marauders

Neville Longbottom

Oliver Wood

Remus Lupin

Ron Weasley

Severus Snape

Seamus Finnigan

Hateful Eight

Chris Mannix

Domergue Gang

Jody Domergue

Joe Gage

John Ruth

Pete Hicox

The Haunted Mansion

Edward Gracey

House MD

Gregory House

James Wilson

How I Met Your Mother

Barney Stinson

IT

The Losers Club

Bill Denbrough

Ben Hanscom

Eddie Kaspbrak

Richie Tozier

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Dennis

Mac

Charlie

The IT Crowd

The IT Department

Roy

Jurassic Park

Alan Grant

Ian Malcolm

Jurassic World

Lowery Cruthers

Zara

Zia Rodriguez

The Kingsman

Eggsy Unwin

Harry Hart

Merlin

A Knight’s Tale

Chaucer

Count Adhemar

Wat

Knives Out

Benoit Blanc

Law & Order SVU

Amanda Rollins

George Huang

John Munch

Mike Dodds

Nick Amaro

Rafael Barba

Rita Calhoun

Sonny Carisi

Lost Boys

David

The Vampire Clan

Lucifer

Chloe Decker

Lucifer Morningstar

Mazikeen

Marvel

Ava Starr

Avengers Team

Bruce Banner

Bucky Barnes

Cable

Carol Danvers

Clint Barton

The Collector

Deadpool

Fandral

Hope Van Dyne

Johnny Storm

Loki

Nakia

Okoye

Peter Parker

Phil Coulson

Pietro Maximoff

Sam Wilson

Scott Lang

Stephen Strange

Steve Rogers

Susan Storm

Thor

Tony Stark

Valkyrie

Vision

Yon Rogg

Wanda Maximoff

The Martian

Mark Watney

Rich Purnell

Merlin

Arthur Pendragon

Merlin

Morgana Pendragon

Morgause

Uther

Mr Right

Francis

New Girl

Coach

Jessica Day

Nick Miller

Schmidt

Winston Bishop

Now You See Me

The Four Horsemen

Parks & Recreation

Andy Dwyer

Chris Traeger

Donna Meagle

Tom Haverford

Peter Pan (2003)

Peter Pan

Peaky Blinders

Ada Shelby

Alfie Solomons

Arthur Shelby

John Shelby

Luca Changretta

Michael Gray

Polly Gray

Tommy Shelby

Phantom of the Opera

Erik

Princess Bride

Buttercup

Pretty In Pink

Duckie

Steff

Priest

Black Hat

Prodigal Son

Malcolm Bright

Martin Whitly

PS I Love You

William Gallagher

Pushing Daisies

Ned

Repo! The Genetic Opera

Graverobber

Luigi Largo

Rotti Largo

Reservoir Dogs

Freddy Newandyke

Mr White

Nice Guy Eddie

Vic Vega

A Series of Unfortunate Events

The Baudelaire’s

Esme Squalor

Star Wars

Bodhi Rook

Cassian Andor

Darth Maul

Finn

Hux

Kylo Ren

Obi Wan

Poe Dameron

Qui Gon

Rey

Stranger Things

Eleven

Jim Hopper

Jonathan Byers

Steve Harrington

That 70s Show

Donna Pinciotti

Fez

Michael Kelso

Steven Hyde

Three Musketeers (2011)

Aramis

Athos

D’artagnan

Porthos

Trainspotting

Renton

Trouble in the Heights

Nevada Ramirez

Watchmen

Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias 

Rorschach

Watchmen (Team)

What We Do In The Shadows

Nandor

Nadja

Will & Grace

Karen Walker

Will Truman

X-Men

Charles Xavier

Erik Lehnsherr

Hank McCoy

Kurt Wagner

Victor Creed

Wolverine

#rebloggable masterlist #locke writes masterlist #ok to reblog

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Below The Heavens: 10 anos do álbum da parceria entre Blu & Exile

- por Marcílio Gabriel (Programa Freestyle)

O último dia 17 de julho datou o décimo aniversário do Below The Heavens, icônico álbum lançado pela parceria do rapper Blu e do produtor Exile. Lembro muito bem do dia que foi lançado e da primeira vez que o ouvi. Na época eu consultava e recebia a newsletter de um site/catálogo/webstore chamado undergroundhiphop.com e todo lançamento de musicas e discos cabeçudos me informava através dele. 

Já estava usando internet em 2007, o Programa Freestyle já estava rolando, mas só conseguia êxito nas minhas pesquisas e downloads nos praticamente finados Soulseek e Emule quando estava no trampo, pois a internet banda larga em casa tinha chegado exatamente naquele ano e era dividida entre minha casa e a de mais 4 vizinhos que no fim do mês dividiam a conta, dava uns 15 conto pra cada e de Speedy mesmo era só o boleto que chegava com precisão na caixa de cartas todo dia 25. 

Conhecia alguns trampos do Exile e ouvido uma coisa ou outra do Blu, mas cada um na sua, e quando foi laçado esse disco em parceria entre eles lembro que houve um certo destaque por parte de sites e blogs gringos que acompanhava, como OK Player e Kevin Nottingham (que não há atualizações desde setembro de 2016), mas só acompanhava mesmo, pois meu inglês era o da escola — alô, alô, Educandário Dom Duarte e EE Fernão Dias Paes — e de tentativas de traduzir letras na raça. 

Já tinha me convencido que era um ótimo álbum e procurei o meio mais tradicional na época para se descolar um disco gringo: aquela pesquisa inteligente no famigerado site da mulinha! Pronto, era só aguardar. O arquivo caiu, uma alma caridosa ripou em 320kbps (tenho essa pasta até hoje) e lá já estava nas caixas rolando. 

Quem lembrou muito bem dessa época e contou como ouviu pela primeira vez esse disco foi o Kamau: “Ouvi na época que saiu, se não me engano. Eu estava fazendo o Non Ducor Duco na época já. A lembrança era do meu corre pra fazer o álbum, juntando grana de onde vinha já que não haviam muitos shows pra mim até então”. O produtor, beatmaker e DJ Skeeter também recorda do momento: “Não tenho certeza, mas acho que a primeira vez que ouvi foi no ensaio do extinto grupo do qual eu fazia parte, a gente tinha esse ritual de se juntar pra ouvir os lançamentos juntos.”

O álbum chamou atenção de cara e assim já foi classificado por muitos como diferenciado, DJ Soares coloca sua ideia sobre: “É uma parceria entre produtor e MC. Eu gosto muito dessa formula. Cria uma unidade, uma solidez. Como se trata de um disco que ambos possuem estilos muito peculiares, o disco fatalmente iria soar diferente de tudo que tava rolando na época. Toda parceria tem o seu som. Eric B & Rakim, KRS One & Scott La Rock, Guru & DJ Premier, Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek, Pete Rock & CL Smoothe Blu & Exile sem dúvida estão nessa lista também”. Kamau completa: “Esse álbum tem tudo que os bons álbuns de rap que eu gosto tem. E tem o Blu em sua melhor fase.”

O disco não só caiu no gosto como também influenciou bastante as pessoas que acompanhavam aquele momento da cena, e que continuou sendo inspiração: “O álbum influencia até hoje, de tempos em tempos tenho que colocar ele na playlist do celular ou do carro pra ouvir de ponta a ponta, e o Exile é influência direta nas minhas produções”, afirma Skeeter. 

DJ Soares também demonstra a importância do álbum: “Sem dúvida me influenciou muito. Principalmente os beats do Exile. Ele tem um estilo que, apesar de ser próprio, você consegue enxergar as suas influências. Ele é um cara que tem assinatura própria. Quando você escuta um beat, você sabe que é dele. Os cortes de samples, os grooves de bateria, os timbres, a textura do som, o cara é um verdadeiro cientista da MPC. Isso me encorajou a fuçar mais, experimentar mais nas minhas produções”. 

E o Below The Heavens não só influenciou musicalmente como também marcou momentos com pessoas especiais: “Com certeza influenciou e virou referência pro álbum nas minhas conversas com DJ PR!MO e os produtores que eu procurava”, lembra Kamau. 

Diante de toda forma que a música circula e é distribuída hoje, com a velocidade e acesso das informações que chegam e o volume de trabalhos lançados diariamente, será que um disco como o Below The Heavens fosse lançado hoje, chamaria atenção ou passaria batido? “É lógico que pra quem viveu essa época sempre vai existir esse romantismo e isso é saudável, mas hoje em dia o mercado musical está muito mais dinâmico do que naquela época. 

Em 2007, o lançamento de um disco era um acontecimento, hoje em dia está se tornando uma mera formalidade. Quantos discos incríveis saíram nesses últimos 6 meses e você não vê mais ninguém falando deles? Entende? Para mim, esse disco sempre vai ser especial, mas é especial porque eu estava lá quando saiu, é outro sentimento”, argumenta DJ Soares. Skeeter finaliza: “Não passaria batido, mas acho que não chamaria atenção, a rapaziada tem voltado os ouvidos mais pra outras sonoridades atualmente, ainda bem que ele saiu na época certa.”

A gente tem o costume de classificar coisas que na nossa concepção são acima da média como “à frente do tempo”, e realmente, na concepção de muitos, o Below The Heavens estava à frente de seu tempo. Hoje ele tem 10 anos e ainda é muito bem lembrado, o que definitivamente acontecerá quando completar seus 20, 30 anos e assim que ser ouvido transmitirá as mesmas e boas sensações do ano de 2007.

Clique aqui ou dê o play abaixo para ouvir Below The Heavens.

MAIS: #audio Ouça The Return + stream do álbum Good To Be Home #video Blu & Exile mandando “Maybe One Day” #video Blu ft. Flying Lotus, “No York” #ouça  Blu & Exile, “Give me my flowers while I can smell them” (2011) #video Blu & Exile, “Maybe one day”

#blu & exile #below the heavens #10 anos #kamau #dj skeeter #dj soares