#mentions of Lan Xichen | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

lgbtlunaverse · 2 months

Text

3zun data analysis part 2 electric boogaloo

So in my first post on 3zun data analysis I said I manually excluded all non-3zun ships in the 3zun tag to figure out how many of them were actually centered around 3zun.

So that's... actually not how i first went about that. Instead, I decided to, one after the other, include each 2-out-of-3zun ship, and then manually exclude every relationship not contained in 3zun. (leaving te other 2-out-of-3zun ships alone) Then, I'd figure out how many of these fics were exclusively tagged the ship I included, how many included only one of the other 2 ships, and how many included all 3, which would allow me to calculate how many 3zun fics in total had 2-out-of-3zun ships included but no other side pairings, which, upon being added to the otp:true fics, should give me the total number of 3zun fics exclusively focused on 3zun.

"Wow! That seems really inefficient" yes! But it did give me more information for this post. Because with these numbers, I can somewhat crudely estimate what 2-out-of-3zun pairing tends to get more narrative focus within 3zun fics.

Here are the results, data collected on march 18th 2024:

There are 196 3zun fics tagged with xiyao and no non-3zun relationships. Of these, 151 are also tagged nieyao, and 137 are tagged nielan.

Coincidentally, nieyao has the same number, also 196, 151 of wich are also tagged xiyao, but only 117 are tagged nielan.

Then there are 159 3zun fics tagged nielan with no non-3zun pairings, with 137 of them also being tagged xiyao and 117 nieyao. (I hope you've all noticed those numbers matching up!)

by the way, here are the raw stats in just the plain vanilla 3zun tag, no filters, for how many fics are tagged with the different ot2s.

Also, this has nothing to do with anything, but for nielan and xiyao i mostly had to filter out relatively normal side pairings, a few crossovers with mxtx's other works or different danmei, nothing too weird. But the nieyao tag had THIS

JESUS/JUDAS??? IN MY NIEYAO?? It's more likely than you think!!

Anyway, to the complicated numbers! Selecting for all 3 after excluding everything else gives you 112 fics.

With these numbers you can now calculate some really fun stuff. Taking the fics tagged with both xiyao and nieyao (151) and subtracting the fics tagging all 3 (112) you get the number of 3zun fics that are only tagged as xiyao and nieyao, excluding nielan. In this case: 39

"Couldn't you just exclude nielan on ao3" you have to understand I like doing things the hard way.

Doing this gives:

Fics tagged nieyao and xiyao but not nielan: 39

Fics tagged xiyao and nielan but not nieyao: 25

Fics tagged nieyao and nielan but not xiyao: 5

Generally tagging 2 ot2 pairings in an ot3 signals that either the relationship is a V and the excluded ship are not together, or that- even if they're a triad- the excluded ship doesn't feature in the narrative much. As you can see, xiyao is by far the least likely to be excluded here.

Now doing some more math (or, if you're normal, clicking a few extra times on ao3) will give you the fics exclusively tagged with one ot2 pairing besides 3zun. Generally that means that this relationship is the narrative focus, even if all of 3zun are together.

And these results actually surprised me.

Fics exclusively tagged xiyao: 196 - 112 - 39 - 25 = 20

Fics exclusively tagged nielan: 159 - 112- 25 - 5 = 17

Fics exclusively tagged nieyao: 196 - 112 - 39 - 5 = 40

I checked the answers by actually filtering on ao3 (making all my work redundant) and uh. Yeah. I had expected that, with xiyao being the least likely to be excluded, the most commonly tagged ship in 3zun overall, and simply the most popular ship, they'd be first here too.

And yet, not only does nieyao have more fics, it has more than nielan and xiyao combined. Despite having less fics in total than either of the other 2!

Out of interest, I repeated the experiment without manually excluding all the unrelated ships.

Basically, for each 2-out-of-3zun ship, I only filtered out the two other ships. This data will give us the same insight into narrative focus, just without excluding all other non 3zun rleated side pairings.

This time I just included one ship, and excluded the other 2-out-of-3zun ships. (the hard math comes later)

Doing this gives:

3zun fics only tagged xiyao: 45

3zun fics only tagged nielan: 33

3zun fics only tagged nieyao: 59

It's a less drastic difference, but nieyao still come out on top!!

What this means, I think, is that people with nieyao as their absolute favorite side of the triangle are a lot more likely to write 3zun fics than those for whom the same is true for nielan or xiyao.

That is to say: Someone who likes all 3zun pairings equally is more likely to write 3zun where the pairings all share narrative balance. And if you really really really love xiyao, and think nieyao and nielan are pretty ok but you don't go crazy over them, you're a lot more likely to just write a solo xiyao fic than you are a xiyao-focused 3zun fic. Idem ditto for nielan. But if nieyao is your absolute fave, you wanna put those guys in a throuple anyway.

What I'm saying is I think nieyaoists are the subfandom of triangular desire. Which... *looks at my own mutuals*... is the least surprising thing i've ever said.

Anyway! I didn't stop there! I wanted to see which pairings were more likely to get tagged together again. I also decided to make things even harder for myself!

Instead of filtering one ship at a time and seeing how many of each of the others were tagged alongside it, like i did last time, I only gave myself a few figures to calculate it manually: The overall number of tags each had in the 3zun tag (348, 328, and 284, as pictured above) the afformentioned data about exclusively tagged fics, and the number of fics tagged with all three 2-out-of-3zun ships (175)

Rather than a simple subtraction, I had to... Well i'm just gonna let y'all look at my notes app. I wanna stress that i could have looked all of this up in minutes and in fact did later to check my answers! No time was saved! A lot was wasted!

But I like number so 👉👈

Tldr:

Fics tagged xiyao and nieyao but not nielan: 73

Fics tagged xiyao and nielan but not nieyao: 55

Fics tagged nieyao and nielan but not xiyao: 21

Once again, similar but slightly less drastic results.

With this I can only come to one conclusion: the fandom likes to joke about 3zun being a love triangle with xichen in the middle. But looking at these numbers? The real center is jiggy. Everything revolves around a-yao, baby!.

#as it should!!#to be clear that last line is a joke and NOT nielan slander! as you can see 3zun is overwhelmingly written about in triad form #fics were all 3 are tagged outnumber all the exclusively tagged and only 2 out of 3 tagged' categories #not to mention the fics that don't need to tag any other pairings because the ot3 ship tag says enough #mdzs #nie mingjue #meng yao #jin guangyao #lan xichen #xiyao #nieyao #nielan #3zun #long post #fandom research #fandom statistics #of course as any seasoned reader knows sometimes tags do NOT indicate actual narrative focus.#meaning this study is inherently imperfect. but the only way to get better data is to actually read all those 1K+ fics and well.#that's gonna take a bit longer #working on it though #i hope this post shows everyone my true energy: brian david gilbert at the end of an unraveled video

37 notes · View notes

incorrect-web-novels · 11 months

Text

Wei Wuxian: I love cheating. If you don't cheat, what the hell is wrong with you?

Lan Xichen: Have you ever been cheated on?

Wei Wuxian:...I forgot some people are in relationships. To clarify, I love to violate academic integrity on exams.

(Source)

#source: tumblr #wwx doesn't really have to cheat but you get my vibe #wei wuxian #lan xichen #cheating mention #mdzs #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #queue #my quotes

128 notes · View notes

impatiencegyu · 7 months

Text

MDZS Transmigration!AU

Okay, hear me out, what if Lan Wangji was a transmigrator? Like, OG!Lan Wangji would be this cold, rude a**hole who teamed up with the rest of the clans to drive Wei Ying to suicide in the original story. All the shenanigans upto Guanyin Temple happen, and LWJ is killed by NMJ's spirit along with JGY in the end, all orchestrated by NHS.

Sweet, shy, quiet Lan Zhan stumbles upon this webnovel, and instantly hates Lan Wangji (who has a large fan base for some reason) for what he did to his favourite character, Wei Ying. He is miraculously transported into the story as Lan Wangji, and immediately takes it upon himself to fix everything. Soon enough, he falls for Wei Ying.

Xichen obviously notices that it's not his brother, so they talk about it, and Lan Zhan tells him all about what happens. So, Jin Guangshan is prevented and Xichen keeps a close eye on Meng Yao. The Jiang family survives — no one dies, including Jin Zixuan. Lan Zhan befriends Huaisang early on, to not get on his bad side, and gets him married to Jiang Cheng.

The drama with the Wens still happen, though. Jiang Cheng still loses his core, and Wei Ying gives his own core to him and takes up demonic cultivation. (The core-giving was not explicitly mentioned in the original webnovel, so there was nothing Lan Zhan could do, since he didn't know about it.) But, it was easier to get rid of them this once, and the Lan sect agreed to house the Dafan Wens after the war.

Wei Ying still becomes the Yiling Patriarch, and many people hate him, but it's better that what actually happened in the webnovel. He doesn't die, falls in love with Lan Zhan very late (cue the infinite pining) and marries him later on.

Wei Ying probably starts his own sect, and Lan Zhan leaves Gusu to live there. A happy ending, ha!

(But imagine what would happen if he was suddenly catapulted back into his real world one day? He'd be shattered and heartbroken for days until he meets Wei Ying again there. The romance part 2 probably starts there, with Wei Ying pretending to not have crossed over from that world to see him.)

Anyway, that's all for now! Bye!

#mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan #mdzs fanfiction #wangxian #nie huaisang #isekai #transmigration #inspired by svsss #fic ideas #wangxian fic recs #lan zhan centric #lan xichen #jiang cheng #mentioned sangcheng #slightly ooc #but then again it's fanfiction

62 notes · View notes

blueparadis · 7 months

Text

fvck! i think i've the elder sibling syndrome.

#paradistalks #something about their controlling scolding yet so softly caring aura is alluring #& the urge to relieve some of their responsibilities from their shoulders by taking care of their younger ones #and being the elder sibling does not help much except ticking off their patience #not to mention that is a huge turn on for them...seeing someone taking care of their younger sibling ...in a a not so yk rebelling way #AND YET BE BRATTY TO THEM. LIKE U DON'T NEED TO BABYSIT ME BAE #&& flipping their personas. shushing their back and forth bantering between them.#why didn't you guys tellll me abt thissssss #dean winchester #kei ( fena the pirate princess. he has 10 sec screentime )#lan xichen #ran haitani #nahoya kawata #sanemi shinaguzawa #ayato kamisato #sae itoshi #choso kamo #maki zenin #tokyo revengers #jujutsu kaisen #kimetsu no yaiba #supernaturals #genshin impact #blue lock #bllk #jjk #tr #kny

38 notes · View notes

ichverdurstehier · 8 months

Text

Anyone want a "the untamed characters eating disorder headcanons"

34 notes · View notes

i-will-cry-you-a-river · 7 months

Text

It wasn't like he was entirely fake. He was basically an omega, the only thing he couldn't do was to release and smell the pheromones, but who cared about that, right? He was way prettier than any omega he had ever met, he was good at staying home and being a gorgeous little eye candy, and he could even get pregnant if needed. Sure, he didn't want to get pregnant, but he could, even without being in heat, and that was the important part.

So, him, being sold to Lan Xichen as the perfect omega wife, was not-

It was fake as hell.

And now he was going to have to break the trust of the only other person he adored other than Nie Mingjue, something he never wanted to.

But how the hell he could have foreseen that it would be Lan Xichen who would buy him?! The softest, gentlest, sweetest and kindest alpha ever, who deserved the best omega wife ever, instead of the lying fake younger brother of his best friend.

"It's okay A-Sang. Xichen-ge is going to take a good care of you," Lan Xichen promised, caressing his hair as the car drove them through the city. Nie Huaisang was curled up in his lap, seeking out the warmth he had no right to feel and the lovely smell even his inferior nose could differentiate, and he sighed contently.

"Of course you will," he murmured half as an elated agreement and half as a sarcastic retort. Because Lan Xichen would do anything for his pretty omega wife he just brought for an obscene amount of money, especially when that omega wife was the supposedly kidnapped brother of his best friend.

Nie Huaisang was born as a beta. He was not the typical Nie, strong and obviously alpha even before the presentation. But, he could have been an omega. He was always sickly, loved arts and lazing around like a pretty housewife, and before the age of the presentation, he knew that was going to be his life goal: to be a pampered, prized omega of somebody who loved and adored him, somebody who would take care of him at least as good as his Da-ge did.

But he never presented.

And his dreams of becoming the trophy omega wife of a rich, adoring alpha husband was gone-

Until Nie Mingjue. Well, until Meng Yao, but that's basically the same thing. His Da-ge's lover and assistant - and, honestly, brain and better yet overall much worse half - decided they needed money for their feud with the Wens.

The Plan was to "kidnap" and "sell" Nie Huaisang to the highest bidder, and save him just after the transaction and before he could leave with his "new owner". It would have been easy. Meng Yao and Nie Huaisang were a terrifying and efficient team, it would have been an effortless task for them.

What they didn't count on was Lan Xichen and his annoyingly honorable self.

Nobody counted on that the man would want to help Nie Mingjue's "search" for his didi when he had other things to worry about. (Like his own didi and his omega not-wife.) Nor that he would actually find Nie Huaisang. And especially not that he would literally make Nie Huaisang the world's most expensive omega with his relentless pursuit to be the one who could buy Nie Huaisang and take him home.

That man was unreal.

And now that unreal, ridiculous, amazing, honorable and kind man was his alpha.

"Xichen-ge," he started, "why did you-?"

"Because..." Lan Xichen hesitated, his hand stopping its soothing motions. The fake omega whined, bumping his head into the gentle hand until the fingers returned to their soft scratches.

"So unreasonable," Nie Huaisang teased with a tiny giggle, but it really was unreasonable. He could have left him there. He could have called Da-ge. He could have done anything except for buying a useless, fake omega. (Well, he didn't know that part, but he didn't need to buy an omega! He was The Lan Alpha!)

"Being reasonable didn't get me were I wanted so far." He smiled, but it was something different from his usual ones. It was- darker, somehow. His smiles were always so neutrally pleasant, so pretty and empty, but that one... That one made Nie Huaisang's world shift and his heart beat faster.

"And being unreasonable did?"

The fingers tightened, lightly pulling on Nie Huaisang's hair, just enough it could be felt. "I have you now, don't I?"

Nie Huaisang's breath hitched and he swallowed back his moan. Lan Xichen as a dangerous individual was just too attractive for a pretty little beta like him to handle.

(This fic was brought to you by this post. I just had to.)

#nie huaisang #lan xichen #xisang #xisangweek2023 #mentioned nieyao #ftm nhs #mdzs #identity issues

52 notes · View notes

feralcrybaby · 24 days

Text

happy 4203ZUN feat. Dank Beast Nie, Gud Cloud of Gusu, and Sparking-Amidst-Snow

#mdzs #mxtx fanart #mo dao zu shi #mdzs fanart #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #jin guangyao #lan xichen #feralcrybabyart #feralcrybaby #nie mingjue #3zun #happy 420 #weed mention

6 notes · View notes

wangxianficrecs · 1 year

Text

Call again by apathyinreverie

Call again

by apathyinreverie

T, 5k, wangxian

Summary: “Brother?” Lan Zhan picks up the call, voice sleep-rough from being woken so late. There is a pause. “Well,” an unfamiliar voice replies, notably cheerful, though overloud and the slightest bit slurred in a way that identifies the speaker as likely not being entirely sober, perfectly matching the loud music and din of voices in the background. “Not quite, actually.” (Or, Wei Ying meets a drunk LXC at a bar. They promptly devolve into being chaos gremlins together.)

Kay's comments: After reading this fic, I have decided that we desperately need more drunk Lan content! How many problems could be solved/avoided if just the Lans would have gotten drunk more in their life! This was extremely cute and I enjoyed it very much! Lan Xichen is, of course, the cutest, happiest drunk in history and Wei Wuxian is such a good bean for taking care of him. Loved the Lan Wangji POV of this entire situation, how he woke up and upon realizing what was going on immediately went into overdrive, wanting to take care of his brother and protecting him from possible stranger danger, but then slowly realizing that Wei Wuxian was in fact a good bean and becoming quickly enarmored with him. The story is marked as finished for now, but the author said that there might be a second part in the future!

Excerpt: Wei Ying, Lan Zhan thinks. A name to put to the voice. Finally. Unexpectedly, the longer the man talks, the more Lan Zhan finds a soft sort amusement suffusing him, strangely unbothered by the ceaseless chatter from the other end, his immediate worry for his brother dwindling and disappearing beyond his own anxiety to get to him and get him home. Sure, he isn’t particularly happy to know that his brother is drunk at some bar somewhere, but Xichen seems to have gotten rather lucky in having come across someone so entirely concerned with getting him home safely. People who genuinely care, much less about complete strangers are rather hard to come by nowadays. Even more so in his family’s… profession.

modern setting, drunk lan xichen, oblivious wei wuxian, smitten lan wangji, possessive lan wangji, not jiang friendly, hints at mafia, fluff, romance, protective lan wangji, single parent wei wuxian, mentioned lan yuan, pov lan wangji, good person wei wuxian, @apathyinreverie

~*~

(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)

86 notes · View notes

rsenak · 2 years

Photo

‘im going to do a series of quick sketches’ followed up by each getting more detailed than the last

#my art #mdzs #cql #(both??? you know. it)#lan wangji #wei wuxian #jiang wanyin #jiang cheng #jin zixuan #nie mingjue #lan xichen #jin guangyao #meng yao #and my terrible thought process of! i like horses! sure im going to draw everyone who was mentioned to be on a horse ONCE! sure why not!!!#(and also jgy bc i felt bad excluding him after i drew the other 2)#what have i been working on since the start of may??? THIS #was it worth it? honestly dont know #(the URGE to redraw lwj is strong but so is the laziness)#i. honestly dont know how i got here. but i think i Understand now #dont mind me rambling in the tags #(im afraid there will be more)#i tried to post this from my phone but it wouldnt let me so. thats sad #id honestly pay to have a style that is faster and lighter and better suited to little doodles bc thats what i want to DO but i CANT #why does everything take ages to draw!!!!!!

282 notes · View notes

angstymdzsthoughts · 2 years

Note

What if LXC wasn't actually QHJ's son? What if Madam Lan was r*ped by the man she ended up killing and LXC was actually his son instead.

No-one knew because QHJ married Madam Lan before anyone knew she was pregnant, and when she starts showing everyone, including QHJ himself, assumes it's QHJ's baby. Only Madam Lan knows the truth.

Now imagine LXC post-canon, in seclusion, idly going through some of his mother's things to try and bring himself some sort of comfort. Only, he accidentally discovers the truth of his parentage when he finds half-finished letters Madam Lan tried to write to confess the truth to QHJ before she died.

LXC: I think I'm ready to rejoin society again.

Letter from his dead mom: Dear husband, LXC is probably the son of my rapist and not yours

LXC: Well that's some fresh trauma :)

#thats rough buddy #lan xichen #madam lan #mentioned noncon #mdzs

142 notes · View notes

sillygoofyqueer · 6 days

Text

The Untamed live review: episode eight!!!!!!!!

Skipping the undoubtedly gorgeous intro

OH, hey Wuxian. I like how you're stomping around.

He's gone to see Wen Ning, how sweet!

Shit, why's it all empty?? Where is he?

Hide and seek, expert level

Now he's with the bunnies, feeling so comfy

Hey, we saw this last time??? A recall, never happens.

Still so sweet that he doesn't want Wangji to feel lonely

He catches on literally so fucking quick

TALKING TO THE RABBITS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION

He feels so insulted, haha "such a stubborn guy"

Cheng and Yanli!!!

"so embarrassing to be holding a rabbit" Cheng, you really have strange views on what makes a man

"oh, of course" *fucking lobs the rabbit at him* WUXIAN BE CAREFUL FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Yanli looks so concerned

Cheng just immediately gives up and sits with it - he looks so uncomfortable lmaoooo

"do you want to eat them?" Ever heard of subtlety, Cheng???

Wuxian covering the rabbit's ears is fucking adorable

Cheng is saying that rabbits aren't manly, and yet he seems very content with them 🤔 uphold your own standards

He found them accidentally, suureee

They're all so sweet!!

Cheng looked like he was squaring up to the rabbit for a second there

Yanli, you have such a big heart 🥺

What's Cheng thinking about?

He doesn't want to leave them....the little pout!

THE NOSE NUZZLE

Bro being ditched

Wangji was hiding from them!!!!! STOOOOP

Xichen, how can you meditate in this weather

Also, I suppose Qiren was right haha

WHAT THE FUCK??? WEN CHAO?? FUCK OFF

Kill him

Kiiiill.

YOU WHORE, THAT IS LITERALLY PLAIN WHITE

Stop trying to break into the back hills, it's a cemetery

GET IN XICHEN, KICK HIM OUT

Get the fuck away from him.

DID YOU JUST THREATEN WANGJI?!??!? YOU MONSTER

He better be okay

Wuxian just fucking ditching them in the night, with a smiley face and all

How is he an idiot?

AWWW, CHENG'S MAD THAT HE DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE :[

The whole family coming to see what's going on

WHAT DO YOU MEAN JUST LEAVE HIM???

Yanli does raise a fair point

Fengmian looks traumatised

Wangji so stoic haha

BRO GETTING ASSAULTED BY LOQUATS

It must be Wuxian, no one else has the audacity

Can't escape him ahhahaha, he knows

"you broke the promise 😔" stop pouting, man

HE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU, WUXIAN, JESUS

Wangji is very petty

FUCK OFF WEN CHAO

Oh, hey bbg Wen Qing

Watch out for the very conspicuous and loud flying object

Qing looks worried 😔

Wait for your boyfriend or he'll start casting spells

WHAT DID I TELL YOU???

Nice catch lmaooo

Oh, how the tables have turned, now Wuxian gets to tug Wangji around

Self made? Our boy really is a genius

Wangji looks so bored, he should be impressed

HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT!!

Never mind, Wangji still drags Wuxian around

Oooh, it's glowing, must be important!!!

Wuxian is now looking so suspicious of everything

Tanzhuo, what a pleasant looking place

I see the spell has been released 😔

Wuxian is looking around like an excitable child

Wangji, let him have funnnnn

I like how he immediately turned around to see what Wuxian wanted

WANGJI BEING SURPRISED IS EVERYTHING TO ME

Wuxian's face <3<3

He looks so happy!!!

WHO THE HELL'S THIS GUY???

Nie Huaisang!!!!!!!!!!!

He can tell who it is from laughter alone 🥺

Bro is lying to Mingjue hahaha

Wangji looking like a jealous lover is everything to me

THE TWIN SMIRKS AND SYNCRONISED TALKING!!! THEY'RE SUCH CLOSE FRIENDS

HUAISANG LOOKS HORRIFIED WHEN HE NOTICES WANGJI

"it's okay" Wuxian didn't see the way that Wangji was fucking glaring at Huaisang

He's been kidnapped

THE LOTUS PIER LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

What's Cheng doing, sneaking out?

Caught by Yanli instantly

He looks like a guilty child lmaooo

Go on, Yanli, look at his smile!!!

You're so sweet, Yanli

"I thought you were incompatible" Huaisang, they're gay, get with it

HUAISANG IMMEDIATELY ASSUMING IT'S A PUNISHMENT HAHAHA

Just throw the merchandise around then

Awww, Wangji doesn't want to go close because of the crowds 😔

Wangji is so autistic

Wuxian going to comfort him instantly!!!! His robes are literally good boyfriend material

The magical music that plays when Wuxian grabs Wangji's hand

THE WAY WANGJI'S EYES WIDENED!!

He's such a sweetheart

Immediately asking the first person he sees what's going out

THE LADY FLORIST??? DAMN

All cultivators??? Including Wangji and Wuxian and Huaisang!!!!!

The way Wangji looks up hehehe

OH, THIS IS THEIR VERSION OF THE FLOWER MAIDEN SPIRIT FROM THE DANMEI!!!

Huh...

The way Wuxian immediately turns to look back at Wangji like 'brooo, it's for you'

Wangji is too gay to be interested

Huaisang can read?!

Bloody hell, my world view has been shattered

It'd be well sweet if Wangji got it and gave it to Wuxian.

Huaisang only remembers what he wants

Stealing his fan, looking stunning

FLOWERS! SO SO CUTE!!

They're in awe

Wangji, what are you thinking with that pretty face of yours

The way Huaisang and Wuxian start admiring the flowers

What's up with Huaisang??? Even Wuxian's confused

Huaisang might be gay for Wangji standing amongst flowers

WUXIAN'S GAY THOUGHTS GETTING TO HIM SO HE TEASES HIM

Wangji is literally entranced

BLINK MOTHERFUCKER

There we go, the Yin Iron finally getting him snapped out

WEN OWL ALERT

The fuck is this dirty ass place??

"seems we're late again :(" uh, like, twenty years late, apparently

Huaisang is baffled.

Where is everyone else??? FEATHER-

'dire owl'? WEN CHAO

Kiiiill him.

Nice door kick though

You're vile man, literally so vile

Huaisang is literally a genius, goddamn

WUXIAN STOP IT

HAHAAHAHA, WUXIAN POSSESSIVE OVER HIS QUEST WITH WANGJI

Running off without Huaisang

Wangji, your eyesight is impeccable

He wants him.

Will you fuck off, Wen Chao?? You don't even look cool

WEN QING!!!!!

You're not half the man that Xue Yang is!!! (He isn't much better, but I fucking hate Wen Chao)

Yeah, don't fucking shoot the messenger

SHE'S A LOYAL PERSON, BITCH. BETTER THAN YOU!!!

She just likes people who are nice to her, DON'T YOU DARE MOCK HER. PIG.

He has TWO of them now?!?

Wen Chao, you're overcompensating because your dad doesn't love you. He respects Xue Yang more than you

Don't you dare, Wen Chao. You better not threaten her!!!!

I'm going to fucking kill him myself.

THE SLAUGHTER TORTOISE???

Sacrifice Huaisang

Oooh, blood thingy.

Oh, nevermind, it was the dancing maiden ;(

I want the slaughter tortoise.

Causing trouble 😒

Wen Qing, hang out with better people

CAREFUL BBG, DON'T SPILL YOUR ALCOHOL.

JIANG CHENG!!!!!!!!!!!

They should kiss. Hahaha.

STOP BULLYING THE WAITER SO, HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT HAHAHAHA

Rich people bullying working class people, come on guys 😔 (/j)

THIS IS LITERALLY JUST WHO CAN MAKE THE WAITER SNAP FIRST

Wen Qing. You are being MEAN. Leave him alone!!!

He looks so upset...HE JUST WANTED A REST

Wait. Wait. SHE'S PUSHING HIM OUT SO HE'LL BE SAFE. DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE THAT

SHE GAVE HIM INFORMATION!! SHE'S HELPING HIM!!! I KNEW OUR BBG WOULD NEVER BETRAY US

The shock on Jiang Cheng's face

The guards actually look so upset, like they were so excited to fight hahaha

I love her so much my god.

Woah, what's wrong with this woman? Is she alright?

Walking together like a boy band, hahaha. I wonder what roles they'd take.

Immediately thinking of stopping somewhere to rest

Hello madam Wen!!!

She is fucking traumatised, my girl needs a break

WUXIAN, WILL YOU JUST STOP, SHE OBVIOUSLY IS NOT RESPONDING.

Never mind. I love how Wuxian looks so happy while Huaisang and Wangji look mildly concerned

I wish I could use a fan as well as Huaisang :(

Bro, this place looks dead

WANGJI KNOWING WHEN SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH WUXIAN, THIS IS LOVE

"bad feeling" who fucking doesn't???

Now everyone is suspicious

I feel really bad for her, poor lass.

How is Wuxian this smart? I love him.

Haha, it looks like an ass I SWEAR MY HUMOUR IS BETTER THAN THAT

Why do they just follow her?? I'd be a bit more worried

Never mind, I do love her so much

What's wrong with her? Hmmm????

They literally look like a fucking boy band. When Jiang Cheng joins, they'll look even more like one.

DON'T INSULT THE STATUE!!

Who the fuck's this one?

"I'm here all the time, I should be interrogating you" Fair point, can't argue with that logic

I think he's suspicious, but he's just trying to help

Wuxian looking for Wangji for reassurance 🥺

Okay, more lore time, nothing we don't already know (I think)

Monologue, monologue, monologue

What grand clan?? The Wens???

He is old, but not that old.

CALLED IT.

He's actually really suspicious, I don't trust him.

Also it's dusty, do you even have any blankets???

They're all suspicious of him, even Huaisang picked up on it.

Oh, hey madam wen

AWWW, SHE BROUGHT THEM FIREWOOD

They're going to be fucking sacrificed, no doubt about it

Tiannu temple is the name, and they're cooking up a fire.

How can y'all sleep like this, my neck'd be fucked up

Also A ROCK???

HUAISANG'S SCREAM HAHAHAHA

Never mind, they're literally all going to die

I thought she was flipping them off then, so friendly

Besties, it's moving

Back the fuck away right now guys

WANGJI GOT SMACKED HAHA

Literally saving his husband, well done Wuxian

THEY'RE SO IN SYNC

WUXIAN GO FUCKING FLUNG

I wish I could fight as well as they do, but I can't even do a handstand, let alone fly

IN SYNC, IN LOVE, HOMOSEXUALS

WUXIAN STILL JOKING AT A TIME LIKE THIS

His little smile

Wuxian seems to take joy in being flung

Hahaha, Wuxian's little spin

NICE SEALS!!!

What could go wrong

Huaisang, you coward

"thanks to your presence, Hanguang Jun" WEI WUXIAN WAS LITERALLY HALF OF THE BATTLE. HE GOT FLUNG THREE TIMES.

Wuxian's pout, he deserves more recognition

THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE- oh, they're corpses, never mind then

Let's get this party started!!!!

I love them all so much, what a vibe

Naw, they're actually quite scary, not gonna lie

I'd give up right then and there, but that's why I'd be a SHIT cultivator

Huaisang is about to have a heart attack

THEY WERE LIED TO

Told youuuu, called iiiittttt

Welp, they're trying to break in now, fuck's sake

Doing it quite slowly, lmao

"nobody's home, guess we'll come back later"

THE FACT THAT WANGXIAN JUST KNOW WHAT THE OTHER IS THINKING

Boom, seal, geniuses

Bastard Dire Owl

Yes, you did. You fell for the trap I warned you about.

NOOOOO THEY GOT IN AND IT ENDED FUCK

I don't even have time to watch the next one. FUCK.

#four being a dumbass #Four's live review #mo dao zu shi #cql #the untamed #the untamed spoilers #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan xichen #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #wen qing #wen chao #wen ruohan #nie huaisang #jiang fengmian #xue yang mentioned #I don't think we're seeing the juniors for a long time :(

3 notes · View notes