Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Jason: Hey Tim!
Tim: *distracted
Tim: …hi.
Jason: …
Jason: *pulls out his wallet
Jason: Here’s a penny for your thoughts…and a quarter not to tell me them.
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Why is Dream uh...like....all this? (Gestures to all of Dream while covering eyes)
First image: 3 months old
Second image: 3 years old
Third image: 7 years old
Eight/Ninth image: 9 years old
Tenth image: 9 years old
Dying tree guardian: i need to give you two bodies, don't i…?
Random people: "Oh, my grandmother is sick, can't we get some apples for her?" "Apple!" "Dream, we need more apples." "Don't be stingy, you can grow more." "My daughter is dying! I need apples to cure her!" "I need an apple for good luck!"
Dream, 7: you fell out of the tree?
Nightmare, 7: yeah, i'm so sorry for being clumsy.
Dream, 7: ok
Prophecy Dream: i hope you've found peace.
Prophecy Dream: i love you.
Prophecy Nightmare: I DON'T.
Villager: oh, please take these cloaks! i made them for you and your brother, since you've had your current ones for so long!
Dream, 9: oh.
Villager: do you like the matching buttons? the sun represents-
Dream, 9: i know what the sun represents. thank you Mrs. Henway.
Villager: oh, just call me Rebecca! i know i have grandkids, but that title does make me feel quite old, dear
Dream, 9: sorry Rebecca
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oh to be in sukuna’s possession...
to watch him from the sidelines, inflicting all this chaos and tragedy. watch his bare hands wring the life out of people you don’t know the names of. see how he causes nothing but horror and despair.
and then when the time comes where he deems he’s had enough of that for the day, you are the one that he drifts towards for the final act, the cherry on top of his good mood. to offer him the kind of pleasure that is different from the one receives on the battleground. those same hands that are tainted with the bloodshed of thousands of people do something vastly different when they’re running across your skin. they breathe life into your body, heating you up until your cheeks burn, your heart racing.
and you just know... with every sinful moment you share with a monster like this, you inch closer to hell.
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the reality reylos live in is so weird
listen to them talk about their precious “kylo lives” au follow ups to ros and they’re always going on and on about how “wonderful” it is that Rey and kylo live happily ever after together (bleagh) in a hetero nuclear family new jedi order, but they never seem to have an answer for why everyone in the universe ignores and lets the mass murdering fascist off the hook
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98s Vashmeryl is SO funny to me specially in the lasts episodes bc we had Meryl saying shit such as "he has to come back he cant make a woman like me wait too much !!" w Milly hyping her up like YASS girl he wants u FR !!!! meanwhile Vash on the brink of death was fully hallucinating Wolfwoods voice telling him to get the FUCK up to give himself the necessary amount of mental strenght to keep going (It worked)
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I really hope that Aaravos gets free and starts the Apocalypse in season 6 although it would be hilarious if all of Aaravos' planning and manipulation only leads to him being free for like four episodes in season 7 till he gets defeated.
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It’s somewhat hilarious how sanderson has implied in wob that considering gavilar was far away from inheriting, he and dalinar most likely killed of parts of their extended family. And then did a whole book about dalinar being sad and regretful over all the murder he's done, specifically to a family member. And it's never brought up
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And oh my goodness the scene with Bix?! The empty silence as she listened to a massacre. The fact that we do not hear a thing but with every thing that has happened in this world we can easily imagine just how horrific and traumatizing that would be.
You immediately know you wouldn’t want to hear that.
Then her scream is so blood curdling that you want her mercy. It is so piercing that it blends into the machinery of the next scene: a drill whirring away into metal the way the sounds are being drilled into Bix’s brain.
It’s heartbreaking to see her go through this, all while an imperial “doctor” watches her with a grin.
While another imperial plots the death of an innocent man just for demonstration.
While they do no harm to Cassian’s mother, not to be merciful, but to objectify and surveil her for their own needs.
Just… man. These people are sick.
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the fact this government keeps insisting we're more ~progressive~ than all countries around us, while people are literally getting arrested for just expressing their opinions (not even ones that support terrorism. which is what they're supposedly getting arrested for, on paper. just for supporting the people caught in the crossfire and saying you wish they didn't). hell country hell country hell country
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