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So, I just googled if sleeping nude is common in France and while it is not really common there is a highere than twenty percent in some questionnaires where people stated that they do this.

The thing with Q is that even if he were not attracted to Picard like he is he would not really mind all that much since he voiced his opinion on how unnecessary he thinks clothes are when he was in the turbolift with Worf.

Q would just snap his fingers and get naked as well.

Headcanon! That Picard is used to sleep naked in his bed all his life, cuz he ain't shy of his body and hey, it's no one's business;however since Q’s constant appearance in his chambers ans particularly in his bed, he had to change his habit on something more covered but still air-ventilated

#Lwaxana Troi probably found out telepthatically that Picard does this #which explains some of her behavior #because she probably does too every now and again

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You can rotate him in your mind, and no one can stop you.

#probs to OP for ptting all that work into this cosplay for this joke #thank you #funny

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#qcard #canon scenes

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i think Q would love gag t-shirts

#the audacity #and overall the hypocricy #like in canon there is absolutely no doubt which one is far far beyond human comprehension older than the other #and overall the goddamn hypocricy #and it's not Picard #qcard #funny #fanart

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One time the Enterprise comes across a new cilization/a space ship from an unknown species but they already know a few things about Starfleet and especially.

And when Picard introduces himself, the unknown aliens are like 'Oh yes you are Qs husband. We have heard of you'

And everyone on the Bridge stays at a shocked Picard as if to collectively ask him if there was something he .. forgot to tell the rest of them.

#in this scenario it's not true #but Q just likes to pretend it is when he is off dealing with none-humans

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slappy

#q is such a bastard #i think this was the scene where Picard is confronted by someone who died under his command #someone young #which is why he took it #the smile looks like Q is both amused and entertained by this #but also a bit fond #canon scene

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Searching up ‘Q Picard’ on Twitter is wild, because you really get stuff like this  sometimes.

#see everyone #I am not the only one with weird takes about this dynamic every now and again #whenever someone thinks 'Oh my star trek take is probably too weird' #think of this #i love it

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More starry-eyed Q (and friends!)

#He annoyed him so much that Picard finally gave in and gave him a chance #you draw Picard pretty well #love the star-eyes #to have someone like Q angry #and I mean really angry #would probably be slightly terrifying #Vash and Q as besties #they both talk about the other one always bringing up Picard (they both do) #they are both sitting like this in an old ruin #wishing Jean-Luc was there because they both find it endearing how he would nerd out #qcard #vashcard

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The universe around the Enterprise seems to be breaking down in total chaos.

Riker: Captain...

Picard: To be fair, Number One, I did not think that Q had a heart that could get broken in the first place.

#qcard #Picard more or less unintentionally #breaking Qs heart #simply because he did not think that Q actually had a 'heart' in the first place #could work with early to mid!TNG qcard

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Star Trek: The Next Generation // S03E17: Sins of the Father

#canon scenes #you evere just think about how the Klingons would proabably love to study french history #especially once they hear the french national anthem which is one if not the most graphic and bloodiest on earth #no seriously google 'La mareseilleise' and then the english translation #there is an inherent blood thirst in french people *joke*

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I couldn't tag you for some reason and so I chose to answer your comment about Qs guilt and how that would cause him to be overprotective towards Picard after the Borg Trauma this way: How Q felt about Locotus and his own involvement is generally a very interesting topic and it could be really inteeresting if at one point things just started to work out mysteriously well for Picard but with Q having experienced most things about human existence as something 'bad' this could quickly escalate.

I must say I think this makes perfect sense for everyone involved. Like Q knows being human sucks in a deep level. But he risks smothering Picard so it's pretty much a judgement position.

#love the thought of Q wanting to do good things for Picard #and ending up going overending and smothering him

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It perhaps isn't really the sitting position that Picard is embarrassed about but he is wearing what could be seen as height enhancement shoes.

Moments in Star Trek I find very funny for some reason

#size enhancement shoes are actually a thing #canon scenes

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Love all the jokes about Q joking about Picard being 'old' when it is Q who is actually way, way older than earth itself.

Picard: You are aware of the fact that you are older than me, right?

Q: I am an ageless immortal being. The concept of 'old' does not apply to me.

Speaking of 'ageless and Immortal' .. if you get fed up with being this old I can.. arrange for this concept to no longer apply to you as well.

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#it's the comic where Q turns Picard into a goat and kidnaps him #the story that probably inspired Tapestry #where Picards brother was long dead #not sure if he is going to but Q certainly wants to #out of context this really looks like Picard and Q might have a secret 'thing' going on #canon scenes #kind of it is from a comic from the 90s that does not really follow actual canon TNG for the most part

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Even though I still consider ST:Picard as more of an AU than canon, I do think that TNG!Picard meeting Picard!Q would be interesting. Because Picard!Q is ancient and mature but also kind of mad in a way that TNG!Q isn't. And I think for Picard it would be like meeting an old, wise but slightly unwell king while he still has to deal with his much younger 'spoiled prince' version.

#qcard

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The way Q looks each time he finds out that Picard is dating someone new and still not giving him a chance.

#other Qs who can see and feel Q being rather jealous (once again): Okay but did you tell him or ask him out #Q: No #other Qs: And you are upset that he is not giving you a chance even though you never asked him out because...

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Picard: I don't get it. Why do my relationships with women never work out?

Q: Are you seriously asking that, Jean-Luc? It's because they're not good enough for you. None of them are! No one is good for you.

Picard:

Q: Now, I on the other hand...

#I can really picture Picard and Q having grown somehow closer over some years after TNG #where they have a more casual conversation and maybe after another one of his relationship did not work out #he decided to simply ask the being who 'knows it all' #and Q just starts unloading years and years of frustration at once #'None of them are!' getting really angry there #Q definitly losing his cool there for a few seconds and Picard is just sitting there #tea still in hand raised eyebrows #Q quickly regaining his cool and since he already got this out of his system #might as well shoot his shot