fucked up that we say polymechs and not polycrewl. it's like 3 puns in one. polycrew cause they're a crew that's poly. crewl because they've described each other as cruel before (really the atrocities aren't as cruel as depriving them of the ability to commit atrocities, they need the enrichment, but. y'know). and polycrewl so it sounds closer to polycule
in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years