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#man I love these books
skyward-floored · 2 months
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I’m rereading the four sword manga again (yes again) and good grief Blue has the worst time. I’m pretty sure he gets hurt the most out of all of them, he gets zapped twice by Shadow and frozen solid for who knows how long and gets his soul halfway sucked out of him and gets eaten alive and nearly crushed. Dude.
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allforthe-gay · 11 months
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roland thought andrew was tying neil down 😭😭 during sex 😭😭 and when he realized neil didn't know what the hell he was talking about he was like "oops gotta go do bartender stuff now ttyl" and it's soooo funny 😭😭😭
the fact that andrew never had to tie neil down though. because neil would Never Ever touch him without consent. someone sedate me.
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valiantly-onward · 2 years
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Peak comedy is ten-year-old Artemis Fowl seeing two strangers kiss and going “You’d never catch me doing that” when he is in actuality one of those strangers
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vooruitmariek · 2 years
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“This is a feeling that you had, Quentin,” she said. “Once, a very long time ago. A rare one. This is how you felt when you were eight years old, and you opened one of the Fillory books for the first time, and you felt awe and joy and hope and longing all at once. You felt them very strongly, Quentin. You dreamed of Fillory then, with a power and an innocence that not many people ever experience. That’s where all this began for you. You wanted the world to be better than it was.” The Magician's Land by Lev Grossman
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v4mp-wife · 5 months
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"The infamous weirdo, the Laughingstock of the Three Realms, the legendary Royal Highness the Crown Prince, he...he...he..he fucking ascended again!"
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dyedviolet · 9 months
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*the saddest chapter of the whole book so far*
End of part 3
Interlude
"Boobies"
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adriles · 7 months
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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess
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egophiliac · 19 days
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we were fucking ROBBED
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eyes-of-nine · 4 months
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pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week
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disco-troy · 5 months
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KG Beast had the worst time of his life after he shot Nightwing.
First he got beat up by Batman and abandoned in the snow
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Then Nightwing himself beat him up (and told him a pun)
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THEN The Batgirls lured him to their turf ON PURPOSE to beat him up
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Damian nearly kills him
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He gets beat up by a guy at the speed of light
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and that's not even counting Kory's reaction!
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Entire hired killer career OVER bc he shot one man
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obsob · 5 months
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oooooooooough i love you i love you i love you!!!! hand in loving hand !!!!!!
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My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.
Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.
Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.
He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.
Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it
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la-pheacienne · 2 months
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I'm reading the lord of the rings and I'm once again amazed at how... good most characters are. Like, they are genuinely good people. They are a bunch of kindhearted, gracious, caring people, coming together under adverse circumstances and trying to figure things out and find a solution and support each other through it all. Like Frodo and Sam meet Faramir and Faramir is a bit suspicious at first and kind of implies Frodo may be a spy, and then when he hears his story and he's like Frodo, I pressed you so hard at first. Forgive me! It was unwise in such an hour and place. And this blows.my.mind. He wasn't even particularly mean or threatening to him in the beginning, he's just such a kind, considerate man, recognizing the kindness and honesty of another man. And they're all like that. Even Gollum starts slowly changing (for a short while) when he encounters Frodo because that's the thing about kindness and humility and grace, they are contagious. They transform people, even a creature like Gollum cannot be immune to that. Like, you may consider all this simple and basic and I get it but, hear me out. It is quite rare to see that in modern media and it is also pretty difficult to pull off in a way that is not corny and simplistic. It is mind blowing that you actually don't have to present the entire palette of human cruelty and vice in order to tell a compelling story, contrary to popular belief. Lotr does the exact opposite, and it is just beautiful and it warms my heart. Especially taking into consideration tolkien's pretty grim growing-up experience, him being a double orphan without a home, raised between an orphanage and a priest and having no family apart from his brother and then the war and then he almost dies and then he's poor as hell and then a second war and it all makes sense somehow. He writes to his wife who is also an orphan two days before the marriage "the next few years will bring us joy and content and love and sweetness such as could not be if we hadn't first been two homeless children and had found one another after long waiting" and, yes, yes! The love and sweetness just radiate from his work, the entire lotr series is a little radiant bubble of hope and love and grace that he imagined in his head to deal with a dismal reality and then he just gave that to the world, and isn't that what imagination and art is all about after all?
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misandriste · 7 days
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ELOISE BRIDGERTON + being mistaken for a suitor
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zombie-bait · 2 months
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happiest girl in the whole entire world
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thinking about my favourite kind-hearted eldritch horror trapped in the body of my favourite traumatized goth girl
(+ purple variant)
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splendidcyan · 1 year
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MEOWS MORALES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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