#artemis fowl

[us-section-painting-usually]

https://patricia-265.ludgu.top/cm/ht0SNu3

#joy #kol mikaelson #hijab #lee minho #awkward #image comics #hoo #muscle god #skins #عربي #artemis fowl #nonbinary #small cock fag #noodsnoodsnoods

[myself-really-away]

#coco austin #hoo #muscle god #skins #artemis fowl #small cock fag #hbo max #miraculous #tittituesday #earl sweatshirt #black lives matter #diwali

[create-in-also-interesting]

#sloths #creepy pasta #joy #tgcf #lee minho #darshelle stevens #kurt cobain #muscle god #artemis fowl #small cock fag #hbo max #miraculous #tittituesday #earl sweatshirt

[irunaki]

doodle

#artemis fowl #fowldom #art #holly short #fanart #artemis fowl fanart

[best-childhood-book]

#best childhood world #poll #wonderland #alice's adventures in wonderland #fowl manor #artemis fowl #terabithia #bridge to terabithia #the graveyard book #a series of unfortunate events #watership down

[themisstresstm]

Imagine being Myles and Beckett.

You're just living your life in the manor and suddenly your long lost brother has returned. Life is good for a while, your brother is really chill, but then he starts to change. He doesn't want to spend time with you as often, he doesn't let you into his lab anymore. Then one day he goes on a trip somewhere or other and he doesn't return. But it's fine, mother says he's at a hospital and he'll be back when he feels better. Time passes and one day you're playing in the garden and about to go to lunch and then it's all blank. But then the next day you find out your brother's gone, again. But this time hes not gonna come back. You move out of your childhood home and live moves on. You miss your brother terribly but what can you do about it? Then one day he comes back again. You don't know how, it doesn't make sense. But it doesn't matter because you have your older brother back.

Oh and all of this happens before you're even 5 years old.

#THE FOWL BROTHERS ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME #save me fictional siblings #fictional siblings... #fictional siblings save me #ajhddhjdndn #artemis fowl

[macroglossus]

forever obsessed with artemis fowl who, upon realizing that he needs a fuckton of money in order to keep searching for his missing and probably dead father, doesn’t reach for his impeccable hacking skills or his ability to flawlessly recreate artistic masterpieces in order to commit art theft but instead runs the most absolutely insane and convoluted plan that’s ever been constructed (rivaled only by the insane and convoluted plans he constructs when he’s older and aided by time and practice). based solely, by the way, off of what basically amounts to the fairy bible which is written entirely in verse AND in a language that no human being has ever been permitted to see let alone translate. and the plan WORKS

#kidnapping a fairy being step one is crazy. freak of all time #artemis fowl

[andmaybegayer]

Trans Artemis Fowl is of course an S-tier headcanon already but I just thought: what if he transed his gender during the three years between Fowl Senior going missing and being rescued. Senior just gets rescued by his new son and absolutely no one mentions it at all.

#artemis fowl

[aprill-99]

There’s a whole category of fictional character describable as “the narrative is forcing me to be not just the hero, but also the good guy, and literally nothing has ever made me angrier. All I want in the universe is to go back to being morally ambiguous and self-interested.”

And the universe said “No. Also here’s a found family 😘.”

#mal reynolds #firefly #nick scratch #sabrina spellman #chilling adventures of sabrina #dean winchester #supernatural #artemis fowl #yennifer #geralt of rivia #the witcher #kaz brekker #six of crows #zoya nazyanelsky #grishaverse #zuko #avatar the last airbender #nesta archeron #acotar #murtagh morzansson #eragon #cat woman #selina kyle #sophie devereaux #Parker #leverage #add your own #bellamy blake #the 100

[beedokart]

The fairy definitely did not expect the walrus.

(And Artemis is just in a mood.)

#holly short #artemis fowl #walrus #fairy #complete nonsense

[rayghosts]

jk rowling: wrote a childrens book series in the 2000s about a society of outcasts, which attracted a lot of queer fans because of its themes on acceptance. comes out as transphobic, tweets out "merry terfmas 😘," and proceeds to write a crime novel about a man who disguises himself as a woman to kill people

eoin colfer: wrote a childrens book series in the 2000s that he describes as "die hard but with fairies," which attracted a lot of queer fans because he accidentally gave his male protagonist a feminine name. is confused but supportive of his largely queer fanbase, leaves nice comments on trans artemis fanart, and proceeds to have one of the protagonists in the sequel series marry a ghost princess inhabiting the clone body of her evil uncle, which when she asks if its weird, the protagonist responds with “Maybe people would think you strange back in the olden days, but kids these days don’t care about stuff like insides and outsides matching”

#harry potter #artemis fowl #the fowl twins #jk rowling #eoin colfer #ya literature #lgbtq #lgbt #transgender #mine #1k

[clingyduoapologist]

Artemis fowl is such a good character because he just fucking sucks. He’s just a little cringefail loser who gets winded going up the stairs. If he’s in any even remotely physical situation on his own than the books don’t even pretend that he can hold his own at all. Other books would teach him like martial arts or something but the one time they tried he got bored and created a weapon of mass destruction. Literally perfect representation of men who are just bad at things forever

#he just like me fr #Artemis fowl

[four-makes-my-bottom-sore]

artemis:

#artemis fowl

[tarchey]

#artemis fowl #during the eternity code with his c cube #hello fowldom I’m still alive #smug little bastard boy #gave him a bit more fabulous hair and some birthmarks bc nobody can convince me he doesn’t have any #my art

[fortisloid]

fav scene from tec

#artemis fowl #fowldom #4ts draws

[orangerosebush]

13 year old Artemis bitching his therapist out about a forged antique Victorian chair that’s presented as authentic to me is evidence enough that in another world that boy would’ve been running a popular historical fashion YouTube channel like the navy

#artemis fowl