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mightbeautistic · 7 months

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Going back to interacting with allistics after solely talking to other autistic people feels like going back to your toxic boyfriend after dating a golden retriever boy

#am I the only one that feels this lmao #also golden retriever boy means a good sweet kinda dumb boy #don't take it literally #I know how y'all are #actually autistic #neurodivergent #actually autism #adhd #just autism things #autism memes #just autistic things #actually adhd #autism #autistic memes #autistic #neurodiversity #audhd

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catoscloves · 5 months

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the crazy thing about everlark is that peeta's this very social and outgoing golden retriever personality who wears his heart on his sleeve and makes his feelings very clear. however katniss is just not that person - the traumatic circumstances she grew up in and the general confusion she's always experiencing about emotions make her this very reserved person. and she had to be able to preserve that control over herself, so that she wouldn't end up in that same useless, incapacitated state her mother did when mr everdeen died.

so katniss is perceived as unemotional and not nearly as in love with peeta to the extent that he is for her. but a lot of that misconception comes from the fact that they were forced to play a part to survive (so her main concern was staying alive, and not romance), and she is by nature reserved and private because emotions make her vulnerable. (her reaction to nudity and the injuries of her mother's patients, despite the fact that she literally murders animals every day for food, demonstrates this fear and aversion to vulnerability).

but like when she began building a steady friendship with peeta, when they formed this bond of intimacy and trust and connection from their shared trauma, when they began to receive comfort in each other's presence that not even gale (her best friend of several years) could give her... katniss was never indifferent like snow claimed, but this was when katniss began to truly fall for peeta, and she fell hard. she still can't express this the way he can, because she doesn't have his way with words, but in her actions and private thoughts is when the intensity of this love really becomes apparent. the way she admired his strength of character (comparing him to the other tributes in the quarter quell by saying that nobody there won their previous games by being compassionate and humanitarian), the way she considered him a close friend, the way she became fascinated and obsessed with the pearl he gave her as a gift, the way she looked to him to feel safe... katniss was falling deeply in love. she isn't an effective communicator - words are peeta's weapon, not hers. but despite being perceived as indifferent and uninterested by snow (and finnick to an extent in cf, who assumed she had no feelings for him), katniss is literally so far gone for him.

#the hunger games #everlark #they literally invented golden retriever bf x black cat gf #the way she becomes so soft just for him!!#he fell first she fell harder etc #they are so important to me #anna reads thg

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bonefall · 5 months

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mmm would it be possible for Mistystar and Leopardstar to fight/met during the BOTTE? or was Leopard already fed up with Tigerstar, his batshit insane plans and her status reduced to 'Tiger's another lackey' (like Darkstripe and many others) to really care about revenge? if she ever thought about it, that is.. im assuming she would be pretty pissed about being killed (there was a post about Mistyfoot first trying to poison her and Leopard realized it and instead decided to take her on a solo patrol to.. deal with a rogue i think? and then Misty gave her a rock appointment) and might had thought about making Mistystar pay, but it's been soooo long before BOTTE that she might had.. moved on? or just decided she had better things to do, not sure.

I have a BIG rule for the BOTTE, an unmoveable object, which I will abide by like a solemn vow;

NO spirit will be killed by the same cat twice.

I already changed it so Yellowfang doesn't get Brokenstar (he's not even present) and Brambleclaw doesn't get Hawkfrost, so I certainly wouldn't have Mistystar do it to Leopardstar!

I have some ideas but first; context.

The Killing of Leopardstar

Mistyfoot was sloppy.

Leopardstar recognized the way that Mistyfoot had poisoned her food, because she'd done the same thing to Crookedstar before her. Not enough to make it quick, just enough to weaken.

The emotion that licks at her is frustration.

Is this what her life has come to? Dramatic irony? Is this some kind of cosmic joke? To die just like her predecessor, wasting away for a few seasons in the darkness of this musty den, before solemn mourning and empty platitudes from her underhanded murderer.

What should she even do about this? Reveal Mistyfoot in front of everyone, exile her, she plots against her from the safety of another Clan, some kind of rebellion, rah rah rah we just dealt with this.

It's boring. It's so boring it's offensive. This will be the state of RiverClan forever, deputies poisoning leaders and taking power quietly until the end of days. No honor, no nobility, just treachery until the sky dries up and its rich blue becomes a crackled pale-brown.

If she is to die, she will not go out in the slow and painful way she killed crookedstar without a fight.

So she smacks the limp fish aside and brushes past Mistyfoot with a snarl, not even caring enough to drink in the way her traitorous deputy's ears flushed pale, knowing she'd been caught.

Leopardstar calls for a rushed meeting, telling them all that there's actually 40 - 50 feral rogues on the border right now and she saw them all last night or something, so she's taking Mistyfoot to go confront them right now. Don't follow us.

(Something that the more astute members of the Clan immediately recognize as Leopardstar setting up cover for a death match, including Misty's brother Swansong. She snaps at him when he runs to stop her, Don't Follow.)

Once they're a fair distance away, at the southern delta that divides WindClan and RiverClan, where the cliffs will hide them and the wet stones will not catch the scent (and where Reedwhisker will die, someday), Leopardstar lays it out.

No more tricks. No more schemes. If one of them is to die, it will be with honor.

"You want my lives?"

(Boss music fades in. Misty sees the health bar appear lmao)

"Come and take them."

After she came and took them

Leopardstar is kind of obsessed with the final battle of her life. That fight was everything she hoped for, except that she didn't win.

She wants it again, and she will triumph this time.

Hawkfrost is easily able to twist it into, "You lost only because StarClan shone upon her with that stone. It wasn't real skill. Join our cause and we can get you that rematch, we will defeat Mistystar, win back RiverClan, and dethrone the Stars!" But at the end of the day, it's an excuse.

Same sort of excuse Leopardstar came up with when she believed she wanted an honorable battle, rejecting the guilt and fear that clawed at her to think about dying the way Crookedstar did.

She does this a lot. Dodging feelings of remorse or regret by substituting power fantasies, avoiding any hard lessons. She says she wants revenge, but what she's actually doing is avoiding taking an L. Shame is a vagrant in Leopardstar's heart; she will never let it stay for long.

But...

That's really hard to do when Tigerstar is actively using her and speaking over her in every interaction. Being here, in the Dark Forest, taking the SAME advice she once groomed into Hawkfrost to only look at the positives of Tigerstar's legacy and ignore atrocities, is embarassing.

It's HUMILIATING.

She had her starshine BASHED out of her with a rock and went to the hell she'd been downplaying since she "regrettably" tore down the Bonehill. Being Tigerstar's stooge. Reducing the proud, ferocious leader of RiverClan into a goon.

Towards the end, she will have a scene with Hawkfrost, proud warriors that they are as mentor and apprentice, and vaguely address this. As far as Leopardstar's ego will allow, of course... the shame of it.

It's an important moment, because it's as much about Leopardstar and Hawkfrost as it is about Hawkfrost and Ivypool.

Leopard is too set in her ways to change, even if she is capable of brief glimpses of self-reflection, of which this is one. Hawkfrost, however, is seeing his mentor and himself in a different light. How she'll let herself be humiliated over and over as long as she can cling to her ego... and how by doing Tigerstar's diplomacy work, Hawkfrost is doing the same.

And he's dragged his OWN apprentice into it, too. She accidentally double-killed her friend, Antpelt, but he killed him more by bringing all of these trainees here to begin with. How Ivypool gets pitted against Tigerheart because TigerSTAR is playing mind games, how it's destroying her bond with her sister, how much fun and joy in the Dark Forest he's missing out on by not giving the afterLIFE a chance...

How much he's thrown away for this, before and after his death.

I'm not sure yet if it's the LAST stop before the BOTTE, but it's close to the end of Hawkfrost's redemption arc. Recognition of self through the other. He is part of a cycle he has a choice to break.

But anyway... back to Leopardstar.

She wants to fight Mistystar, but I don't think I'll let her have that satisfaction. She has already gotten nearly everything she ever asked for and can't even acknowledge that she did.

I think it's most fitting for SWANSONG to finally get what he craves; a chance to take a burden off his sister.

Leopardstar allowed TigerClan to STRIP his brotherhood from her because they don't share blood. Forced him to pretend like Rippleclaw meant anything to him, as if Oakheart hadn't been his proud baba as long as he could remember. Stonefur, Mistyfoot, and Swansong are the kits of Graypool; and he's not gonna let this golden FART ignore that ever again.

So my idea is that when Leopardstar meets Mistyfoot in the Second Wave of the BOTTE, she pounces onto her for her rematch, but Swansong BURSTS out of the crowd in response and rips her off, allowing Mistystar to go back to defending their Clanmates

"I don't want YOU," Leopardstar spits, "My battle is with Mistystar!"

"Tough titfeathers! It's MY turn to get a hit in for Stonefur!" He bristles with equal parts fury and excitement, lunging towards a fight he's dreamed of for years.

Still subject to change, though! And I'm not sure if Swansong dies here, or in the 3rd Wave, or if maybe he succumbs to injuries after the BOTTE is over.

It would also be fitting if he got a whack on Mapleshade though... since Maple doesn't even consider him Applekin and won't curse him. It would be neat for him to get angry about that lmao. "What do you MEAN my siblings are haunted by a demon? But NOT ME?? What ELSE am I getting left out of???"

EDIT: I'm currently planning to kill him in the 2nd Wave

#better bones au #BOTTE #BB!Leopardstar #BB!Mistystar #BB!Swansong #BB!Hawkfrost #BB!OOTS #I say this about a lot of BB characters (because I love this project) but man I really like Swansong #Context btw because he hasn't come up in a while: Swan is the adopted brother of Stone and Misty. His biosibs were faders.#Beloved golden retriever coming up for his fake ear medicine to suffer as Part Of The Family #Oak was only going to ask Gray to suckle Misty and Stone for him but then they were like #''Hey wait. Ripple was only an honor sire anyway. This is super convenient wanna parent together?''#And BB!Oak is such a DUDE he was like ''Yooooo ABSOLUTELY I'd LOVE another baby with a friend!!''#Oak cannot walk 5 foxlengths without making a friend. He's just like that.#Sqweezy type grindset #They never really told the kits about Ripple because he wasn't relevant + Queen’s Rights anyway #But everyone else knew Ripple was Swan's biodad because he's the river's reflection of him. and the other two are literally blue.#The three of them were the last to know.#But Swansong is great because he's such a happy kind of angry when it comes to defending his family #He's like ''We have to hide a body? Girlie SAY NO MORE I have already compiled a list of top 10 places they'll never look''#''No we dont need to hide the body..'' ''Ah. Well. Ok that's fine too. Anyway. What is our cover story let's get the details straight''#She couldn't make him deputy because he's too aggressive and supportive lmao #He's actually a lot like a meaner and smarter Oak. He was super close to their dad.#Also he's the mate of Moss instead of Frog because I put it to a vote and we collectively said so #Fixing a minor inconsistency where Moss has more kits after Frog is supposed to be dead #Also Frog was a sleaze where Swankit from the Missing Kits was a blank slate.#Slaps the roof of the RiverClan this bad boy can fit so many blorbos in it #Between Hawk and Leopard and the entire Applekin family I really adore it

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bougiebutchbinch · 4 months

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something, something, very experienced sub!Izzy training up super inexperienced dom!Stede specifically so Stede can give switchy-but-sub-leaning (for Stede) Ed a good time

(.....we are pretending for the purpose of this fic that Izzy actually understands good BDSM etiquette and is not a self-destructive, kinky-but-incredibly-reckless little fucker who would refuse to safeword out of some messed up sense of pride)

(.......or are we. Check the reblog chain for more developed thoughts!)

#steddyhands #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #stizzy #ofmd fanfic concept #gentlehands #this is my fave flavour of them three tbh #bonus points: it's post-s2 after all The Abuse and ed and izzy practically #FLEE from each other whenever they see each other because they are NOT ready to even come close to dealing with all that #but stede helps them through the medium of :checks notes: screwing both of them #I just want adorable and eager-to-please dommy top Stede with literally 0 experience but SO MUCH ENTHUSIASM #he is a golden retriever of a man

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kubosai-central · 2 months

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Thinking about Kuboyasu being so clingy that when Saiki doesn’t pick up after he calls him two times, Kuboyasu goes on a rampage and calls all of his friends multiple times to ask them where Saiki is

#hes literally a dog #golden retriever boyfriend #fr #and saiki is just like ‘i left my phone upstairs it’s not that deep’ :|#kubosai #saiki k #tdlosk #saiki no psi nan #kuboyasu x saiki #saiki kusuo #kusuo saiki #aren kuboyasu #kuboyasu aren

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jaidenk-nox · 2 months

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Being neurodivergent is wild whats the logical explanation to the ridiculous amount of joy a bottle blonde brings me and why I secretly worship people who portray Ronald as someone w adhd

Same thing w Lizzy, my dearest headcanons about her is that she has ADHD and Rejection-sensitive dysphoria

#they're honestly the only therapy i have access to #I love them sm literally golden retriever adhd blondies #kuroshitsuji #black butler #elizabeth midford #ronald knox #Ron has ADHD #Lizzy too Because i say so guys #they're so me #I'm mentally ill just let me be #ADHD talk

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manofmanymons · 7 months

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I still think it's hilarious that Ven was once so incredibly pissed off that it physically thawed ice, and Sora once forgot his keyblade in a rage and just started beating the shit out of a man with his fists

But the kid who wasn't even mad about getting backhanded so hard he unlocked limit break got the reputation as "the angry one"

#look i know it's been said before but every time i play days or read the novel or manga im just reminded of how very chill roxas is #larxene tells him to bang his head into the glass? okay #demyx ditches him and makes him do their work all on his own? that's fine #vs sass master venjamin 'how about i destroy you both' b. bysleep #and sora 'literally has a rage form' kingdomhearts #HE HAS HIS MOMENTS OF COURSE BUT IT TAKES A LOT TO GET HIM ACTUALLY MAD #he's mostly #a golden retriever of a lad #god i love you roxas 358/2 days mccartney kingdom hearts 2 final mix

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