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Krill: The bitchass Duchess stole my damn house! You can’t have shit in the ocean! >:C

#shitpost #another crab’s treasure #lmfaoooo #poor boy just wants his damn house back #not even 5 minutes into the game and a LITERAL loan sharks comes and just yoinks your shell away #the comedy in this game is great btw

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If you are an American artist/fan, change your pixiv account region! Because there's new censorship

Number 5. If your drawing has no 'educational/scientific/artistic value' it won't be allowed to exist. These new censorship are absolute nonsense pushed by credit card company and conservative politicians. Fucking bonkers

It's the same thing when Tumblr banned NSFW and they promised that 'artistic nudity' will still be 'allowed'. I hope every purist on the internet realized that when they whine over anime fan art they are repeating what conservative billionaires and politician are pushing:

The death of art

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YALL SHOULD STOP.

Watch the documentary and then comeback and think about these.

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The benefits of being in the small tiddy club 😎👍

reblog if you vote pls, that way this gets a higher sample size

#shitpost #this has never happened to me and tbh the possibility of it happening has never occurred to me until now #and i shudder to think about it #new fear unlocked

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This is both a blessing and a curse, because now he believes that he can get cuddles and attention from you whenever he wants by threatening to destroy things.

You’re trying to get work done at your laptop, and this mf coughs to get your attention, and when you look up he’s staring directly at you while positioned to push your precious antique china off the shelf. And he has the biggest shit eating grin on his face because he knows that now you’re going to try and stop him, and he’ll get attention out of it.

Slither Wing Emmet is about to destroy something but is instantly calmed down when you appear. All his upset and rage just vanishes when you pet his head. Now you must face fluffy moth cuddles, however...

#mans is literally a small child misbehaving at school to get attention #it’s really hard to be mad tho when you have a massive cave moth just melt in your hands #it’s like that one series of pictures of a cheetah having its head held and you can just see it melt into the hands of the person #‘sorry i missed my deadline today boss. moth husband demanded cuddles and he would’ve trashed my house if i refused.’ #boss doesn’t believe you so you send him pics of your giant cave moth husbands and he responds like ‘holy shit how are you not dead yet??’ #your deadlines are more relaxed now as your boss is afraid of having your husbands sicked on him #emmet is very pleased with this development #ingo is pleased too but unlike his brother he’s also worried about your employment #slithermas #slither wing #slither wing emmet #slither wing emmet x reader

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This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂

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Archeops!Emmet because dumb bird creature man is a wonderful thing to me I adore Emmet so much <3

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I love that everyone in Ace Attorney seems to have some kind of magic attorney power.

Like Phoenix has the ability to see when someone is hiding secrets, and then show receipts to get the truth out of them.

Athena can literally HEAR that someone is in need of a impromptu visit with a therapist, and with the help of her magic robot can go “You seem a bit sad there, let’s talk about that”.

And then Apollo has ADHD hyper fixation.

#shitpost #lmfaoooo #ace attorney #ace attorney dual destinies #pheonix: i can see your secrets #athena: i can hear your emotions #apollo: i cAN SEE EVERYTHING!!

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So p/atreon is amping up its lockdown on nsfw material, gumroads is amping up its nsfw material-

Pornhub is currently not available in texas.

KOSA keeps coming closer to getting actually passed-

Can people please just admit that nsfw is being driven underground? That adult artists are being banned and pushed out of their spaces?

And dont start saying "oh just the yucky stuff." No, this is *ALL* Nsfw.

We are losing spaces left and right...

Not only that, it feels like we creatives are being killed. And that isnt exactly hyperbolic.

Paypal implemented taxes not that long ago, a hit to those who use it. Artists especially. Midjourney and other ai, stealing artworks, having people think less of artists.

Platforms kicking and banning artists left and right.

It feels like being an indie creator is being choked out of possibility. That you have to be born rich and lucky for your creative dreams to come true.

"oh you're just a porn addict its not that bad"

Its not that bad until your stuff is banned.

We had ROE VS FUCKING WADE thrown out the window. You dont think we could have LGBTQA+ rights thrown out too!?

The internet is becoming SO HOSTILE to creatives of all sorts. Its fucking heartbreaking.

Its like we're entering nsfw prohibition of the internet, buy a 160 dollar keychain for a 'free' picture of a dragon fucking a Volkswagen 😭

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!!!!!!!!!!!!

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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Dual Destinies got me simping for the grumpy goth bird man, the man’s a fucking dork fr

#this man brings a wholeass hawk with him into the courtroom and lets it attack people who annoy him #and everyone is just like ‘yeah this is fine. please feel free to continue to use your attack bird’ #this last case is what’s really sealed the deal for me #underneath his grumpiness is an absolute sweetheart #i’m a sucker for characters that appear dark and mysterious but are secretly soft af with people they love #simon blackquill my beloved #gonna give this man a kiss #and maybe suck his di- *gunshot* #ace attorney dual destinies #simon blackquill

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If you told me a year ago that I would get into makeup and then obsess over it to the point where I legit document in the notes app on my phone, the different color and product combinations I’ve used along with which clothes they look the best with, I would’ve asked if you were high. 🙃😅

#and now here i am…furiously typing away in my notes app about different makeup combinations and which scrubs they look the best with #this is primarily because my dumbass can never fully remember what colors/products i used to achieve a certain look #so i’m writing this shit down now so it’s easier to choose which makeup to use for the day #what i’ve discovered since getting into makeup is i like to use colorful make just as much as i like to wear colorful scrubs #and what’s more is i ALSO like coordinating my makeup colors to MATCH my scrubs #so if i’m wearing blue scrubs i want to use blue eyeshadow and blue lipstick so it all matches #i think part of why i’ve been enjoying this so much is that coordinating the colors like this makes it all feel like art #it’s like i’m drawing and coloring but instead of my tablet or a piece of paper i’m doing it on my face #makeup really IS an art form and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to fully realize it and how much fun it can actually be #not me rocking up to work in bright sparkly green eyeshadow and light blue lipstick to match me Toy Story pizza alien scrubs #thankfully no one has given me any crap for my choice of makeup colors so far #and i would like to think that it’s because i really try to match all the colors i use with my scrubs #so it at least all looks good together #but more than likely it’s because i’m not hurting anyone by doing this and my face is still recognizable #it’s not like i’m over here painting my face to look like pennywise or some shit #the most ‘extreme’ thing about my makeup is just the colors #i’m not doing any crazy designs or anything #just using colors you probably wouldn’t wear on a day to day basis #such as bright green eyeshadow and light blue lipstick #the way i see it is if i’m allowed to wear colorful scrubs and it’s not an issue then why would colorful makeup be an issue? #tomorrow i’m going to wear blue-purple eyeshadow and purple lipstick with my dark blue scrubs #because i think it will look neat #will update on how it turns out

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In Tumblr’s eyes, Pyramid Head is like the stereotypical hot guy on a magazine cover; everyone agrees he’s hot af and would fuck him if given the chance.

It’s when you start getting into the more grotesque and scary monsters, like eldritch abominations, that the fuckability discourse heats up.

#shitpost #lmfaoooo #it’s funny because it’s true #pyramid head is like a cover girl model for monster fuckers #and i will die on this hill #monster fucker #teratophillia #nsft