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rizdoodls · 1 month
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Given that octopuses spit ink to defend themselves...Azul?
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chthonicpink · 1 year
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I'm still not over the fact these two old bastards stopped time just to have a Halloween party with some ghosts
A doodle I did last year! God, Endless Halloween Night my sweet beloved, one of the best events so far amen.
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bun-lapin · 6 months
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TWST Voice Line Scene #5
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☀️Kalim: (stirring a big pot on the stove and humming) The fruits of my labor are sweet!
☀️Kalim: (sticking his head out from the kitchen) Dinner's almost ready everyone! Just a few more minutes!
🦐Yuu: …Jamil.
🐍Jamil: …Yuu.
🦐Yuu: Why is Kalim cooking dinner for us?
🐍Jamil: (sighing tiredly) He said he wanted to show his appreciation for us.
🦐Yuu: Does he even know how to cook?
🐍Jamil: I left several very detailed recipes for him to use. He should be fine as long as he-
☀️Kalim: (yelling from the kitchen) By the way! Today's meal is a recipe that Lilia shared with me the other day at a club meeting. He said he came up with it himself!
🐍Jamil: …I'll distract Kalim while you make a run for it.
🦐Yuu: (already climbing out a window) Thanks for having me over.
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sebek-zigbolt · 4 months
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i wanna whine I LOVE baul. I rlly love his tsundere ass. But I feel like his introduction to the story disconnects sebek from the rest of diasomnia kinda... Like the latest update he says he will protect what is important to him but like.... Isn't that malleus and lilia??? Ofc he loves his grandpa too but he has LITERALLY STATED that malleus and lilia are the ppl more important to him than ANYONE and like his behaviour prior to this chapter and in EVERY event absolutely supports that. Sebek felt like a character who wants to live up to his grandpas expectations but it is MALLEUS and lilia who are at the core of his life. His existence revolves around them. And his actions these last chapters when concerning lilia and malleus have been honestly so.. Mild for him??? Like ofc silver would worry abt lilia but sebek would too????? It's so weird bcause I feel like im watching a character assassination in slow motion lmao. Like u see maleona attacking lilia and silver steps in immediately but sebek just 🧍‍♂️. HELLO???? THE INSANE PERSON????? R U SURE?? idk...
I also feel like they are trying to make is so that sebek being half fae had no impact on him growing up bcause uuu but his grandpa loves him after all, and there has been no mention of it affecting his life in these chapters. We got mentions of fae vs human tensions and it was abt Lilia. It rlly feels like they just don't wanna deal with it and changed their mind. LIKE IM NOT INSANE RIGHT?? 90% of sebeks behaviour links back to him being half fae and his inferiority complex abt it?????????????CONSTANTLY having to prove himself. Needs to feel useful or he will explode. Never being strong enough. Like.... ok. It feels like instead of that, what we r getting is... racist grampa is the problem yup. thats it. Nothing to see here besides that, sebek is just bauls clone.
On one hand I didn't rlly expect for sebek to get any development this book but on the other it feels like they are erasing his Previous characterisation. To me. And I think they are kinda doing it with lilia too but the other way around. Like they over correct his character flaws by not mentioning them. We KNOW hes not that great at parenting for example, he trained silver and sebek like soldiers for a while before relaxing abt it, he is generally very rough, feeding baby silver from a Mug and stuff. He just thinks that a baby can handle getting lost in the woods. Doesnt't mean he doesnt love his kids!!!! But it's how he is!!! And we Completely ignore that this book. It feels so weird.
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whitenoface · 1 year
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I realize people are coming out of recent book 7 chapters either loving lilia or hating lilia and I want it to be known I will love and support this man to the ends of the earth no matter what he does 😫✌️😭
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Seeing how the plot of the event is going, I'm wondering if I'm the one who takes magic too seriously? Like, they throw spells at each other at the risk of accumulating blot and somehow none take it as a "damn, I could've died" situation. I know magic has more uses than just a weapon, but when someone is literally throwing fire at someone else's face, that usually would register as a threat. Fire doesn't stop burning just because it's magic, and we know that fire is causing damage when the characters evade and fight back. Shouldn't people with high magic affinity be able to tell if the magic being used is harmful or not? And if not, shouldn't every fire be seen as potentially harmful?
Am I overthinking this? Am I the one who's too worried about how magic functions in universe?
Maybe people well versed in magic have a natural resistance to magic and that's why they can't use it on laypeople? But, then... What of the magicless Prefect? Would that make them twice as weak to magic attacks?
Also, it's interesting that they're yet to show another magicless person (as of Book 5, not counting side stories/events), so far only laypeople (AKA, people who have magic, but don't know how to use it/not using it professionally) have been introduced.
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llondonfog · 1 year
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the reblog tags @suntails & @eriange IVE BEEN SLAIN
like i just. refuse to believe that we have not set up this whole diasomnia 3d 4k immersive angst experience to not watch something Terribly Awful go down between the ONLY HUMAN and his fae family like????
find me screaming at the top of my lungs that silver's not obsessed with training because that's a funny personality trait, HE'S OBSSESSED WITH IT BECAUSE THAT'S HOW HE PROVES HIS WORTH TO HIS FAMILY AND HE WANTS TO DO RIGHT BY HIS FATHER SO BADLY!! HE'S A GOOD KID, HE'S SO GENUINE AND KIND PLS SHOW HIM MORE LOVE LILIA AND MAL!!!!
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Reading Book 5 of Spectral Soiree and-
I feel GASLIT!
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hirudou · 1 year
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❛  so tonight’s the night. are you looking forward to it ?  ❜ give me lilia and silver rn !!! auughghg abkrbkrabkrbar
        time  hadn't  really  meant  so  much  to  lilia  until  he'd  gotten  silver.  he  was  certainly  much  less...challenging  to  raise  than  malleus  had  been.  but  still  trying  in  his  own  ways.  and  lilia  often  found  himself  looking  back  fondly  on  the  days  when  he  could  hold  him  in  one  arm.  swaddle  him  in  cloth,  and  coo  at  him  with  his  bats  in  tow.  and  now,  here  they  are;  silver  prepared  to  join  the  very  same  school.  to  hone  his  talent,  and  wizen  his  mind.  lilia  could  almost  cry  it's  really  to  sweet  to  bare.  so  he  closes  the  space  between  them,  and  busies  himself  with  a  wide  smile.
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"  of  course  i  am!  khee  hee!  "  exhaling  a  laugh  as  he  reached  out  to  adjust  silver's  clothes.  digits  evening  out  even  the  smallest  crease  or  fold.  pointlessly,  he  knows,  silver  has  always  taken  very  good  care  of  himself,  since  he  was  old  enough  to  do  so.  "  are  you?  you  know,  they  make  a  preeeeetty  big  deal  out  of  these  ceremonies,  but  it's  nothing  to  worry  your  head  over  ok?  and  if  anyone  gives  you  trouble,  you'd  better  knock  em  out!  "
heathers / accepting
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viriborne · 1 year
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Hitting on Lilia to inflict maximum psychological torture on Silver
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iunctura-arch · 1 month
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If I were to actually make Kris a HSR verse, they'd be Nihility but be prankin' everyone as if they followed Elation instead.
(they're dead inside)
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They find out you make a cute noise when startled.
Lilia is a little shit that just loves scaring everyone but your reactions in particular are just the best. You will know no peace with this man. (Tattle on him to Mal)
Your little noise triggers Leona's prey drive. He will tease you so hard about being a little scaredy cat. He tells you how lucky you are it's him and not some other guy cuz it would be so easy for a little herbivore like you to get eaten. (Let him eat you instead.)
In the beginning Ace just does it cuz he likes being a jerk to you but...yeah once he hears the noises you make, he's gonna be worse to you and never admit its because you're so cute. (Dumb boys bullying their crushes smh.)
Cater does it once or twice for a prank that he can record and post on Magicam but...he ends up not posting it and just keeps it for personal use and plays the video over and over, damn your cute.
Rook does it often and is very good at it, you will never see it coming. He goes on a long-winded poetic speech about how lovely the noises you make are. He also apologizes for it but it's obvious that he's not sorry, not even a little. (Will also record it for later.)
It's that damn prey drive again with these two, Jade and Floyd can't help but want to bully your cute self. Jade has a little more restraint, but you are screwed either way. Sometimes it's just one, and sometimes they hunt in a pair. Shrimpy just makes the cutest reaction and expression...and the smell of your fear... You're lucky that myth about mers eating people is a myth...probably.
It was an accident the first time, but the fact that he was even able to gave Epel a manly feeling, then you had to go and make that cute noise. Now he keeps doing it, it's a bit of the "guy teasing his crush" kind of thing but he's not a dick about it like Ace.
For Ruggie it's a combination of prey drive, wanting to tease you, and liking the fact that his even able to startle you. He's not exactly a big scary guy. Also loves to tease you but will ease up if brought offering of snacks. (and maybe a kiss or two)
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katskitoshi · 9 months
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"W-WAIT, YOU'RE NOT A BOY?" with TWISTED WONDERLAND
synopsis: he's gotten to the point where he thinks he knows everything about you, until you (accidentally) spring on him that you're not even a guy.
characters: riddle, trey, cater, ace, deuce, leona, ruggie, jack, azul, jade, floyd, kalim, jamil, vil, rook, epel, idia, ortho, malleus, lilia, silver, & sebek x fem! reader
includes: mutual crush relationships (everyone -ortho), cursing, mentions panties and bras, slightly suggestive in some parts.
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if not for an unbirthday party where you needed an outfit that accommodated your body more, riddle rosehearts would have never noticed unless you outwardly told him. only now did he realize your more feminine features, and he turns as red as his hair. after realizing, he does treat you slightly more respectful because he was raised to treat women respectfully. besides being more respectful, flustered, and in love with you, not much changed in you two's friendship.
trey clover would have found out sooner or later even if his hand never touched your bra on accident while tying your apron. he straight up asks if you're a girl, and when you tell him you are he acts surprised and flustered. honestly, not much changes. he acts the exact same but gets slightly more protective of you.
when cater diamond found out over magicam that you were a a girl, he nearly died. he just though you were one of the guys that were more naturally feminine, only to find out you're actually a female. honestly, he's not mad. he still loves you! he'll help you keep it a secret if you wish, but if you don't want to, there probably won't be a student in the school who doesn't know you're a girl. but don't worry, he'll keep all those icky pervs away!
okay, okay. because he's a little shit, he wanted to prank you and it just happened to involve you dressing yourself. so ace trappola waited until he knew you were changing to barge into your room, only to be face to face with you in just a bra and panties. he screams, like a girl, more girly than you, and rushed out the dorm with his face red. the next day is awkward, but at least he knows his crush is a girl, and that you have a really cute body under the clothes that convinces others you're a boy.
it's just so strange, the feelings deuce spade has. he even calls his mom and tells her all about his little crush. but by the way he was describing you, ms. spade didn't think you were a guy. so deuce builds up the courage to ask you if you're actually a guy. to his surprise when you tell him you're not, he dies of embarrassment. queue delinquent deuce whenever someone makes some pervy comment (or generally speaks) to you.
honestly, leona kingscholar probably knew already. he could probably sense or smell the female hormones on your or something. i don't know, all i know is that leona knows. he doesn't really have to ask or anything. he just knows. and you think he knows because he treats you better than any other male in the school. his attitude towards you doesn't ever really change but he's definitely flirty with you.
ruggie bucchi is in the same boat is leona. they both can just tell you're not a guy. however, he fears you. male hyenas usually listen to their female counterpart, so ruggie usually just listens. however, when he realizes he has control and that you aren't a threat, he's definitely becomes more friendly around you. no matter how much he fears you, his crush never ever leaves.
i won't lie, but every person in savanaclaw probably knows you're a girl. jack howl included. he won't make it painfully obvious that he knows but he definitely lets you know subtly know he knows. he shows you great amounts of respect and sometimes can't help but feel absolutely vile for thinking of you in some... not so respectful ways.
look, you're gonna give the poor octopus a heart attack once he finds out! you're filling out a contract and you inform azul ashengrotto that you're a girl and ask for certain things to be changed. he simply dies on the spot from shock and is a blushy little octopus. he thinks of using you to convince more people to the monstro lounge, but he can't do that to his crush!
just as expected, jade leech finds out rather quickly. one walk in the forrest on a hot day and a crop top with some sweat soaking through was enough to spill the beans. of course he had his suspicions, but you confirmed them for him! he finds you somehow cuter with your secret revealed. don't worry, your secret is safe with him!
floyd leech always thought you were just so cute! so, he just has to squeeze you to show you his love, right? when he squeezed you, he felt something push against him. he realized what he felt was what all the female merfolk had. "oh, shrimpy! you have boobs!" and he enjoys squeezing your boobs more than you. it doesn't matter if they're big or small, he just can't stop squeezing them!
this shouldn't come as a surprise, but it takes kalim al-asim a long time to find out. i mean, he can quite literally see you naked and be like "wow! you're very female-bodied for a guy!" of course, he didn't find out that way, but he could have. he actually found out by spilling water on you and seeing your bra. anyways, he's surprisingly calm about it. he still treats you like a friend that he has an obvious crush on, so yeah!
jamil viper is surprisingly shocked at what he found out. a little cooking mishap caused you to take off your oversized hoodie and make jamil realize your more... feminine features on your upper body. of course, he's a lot more over protective of you, and oh! he just can't stop staring! he tries his best, but his crush is just a bit more apparent!
he had always had his suspicions. vil schoenheit always thought your more feminine appearance had been more than some accidental blessing. apparently, he was proven right when on a shopping spree he got a little look of your breasts while trying on some clothes. he'll bring you all sorts of clothes that he thinks will suit you, enjoying getting to see you try on the clothes. you can tell he knows your little secret by the more.. risky.. clothes, if you can even call them that, he requests you in.
rook hunt knew from the first second he saw you. you come into night raven and expect not to be observed by the hunter? how cute. he gets actual confirmation when he was watching you change one night. of course he looked away while you were naked (maybe not), but he saw your bra and completely knew. the next day, he obviously hugged you more to try and egg you on that he knows (and feel you), but don't worry, it doesn't take to long to find out.
okay, so epel felmier though you two were on the same boat. two really pretty men cursed by genetics somehow. but, after he takes you on a magic wheel ride and feels you against him, he realizes he is alone. he's obviously flustered but he feels more manly somehow? he protects you and comes off as manly as possible. surely other guys will see how manly he is if his crush, and the only girl on campus, sees it, right?
when idia shroud found out, he was more than surprised and honestly didn't even think he could face you ever again! with a bit of convincing from his dear little brother, he could face you again. although with pink tinted hair and a red face, he'll still see you! how did he find out exactly? well, he accidentally touched you boob when aiming to punch your shoulder after a won game.
(platonic) a simple body scan gave ortho shroud the answers he needed. ortho is the biggest idia x [name] shipper on the planet! he'll call you 'big sister', and probably lock you in a room with idia if it'll help speed up the love-i-fication process. eventually he'll break the news to his brother, but he loves playing the waiting game with him. is idia getting any closer to finding out? no- wait, yes, wait-!
malleus draconia is an intelligent man. however, to crack this mystery, he'll need every clue and sign laid before him. once he pieces the picture together, he still might need to to clarify that you are in fact a woman. and don't forget, malleus is a gentleman. he'll treat you with love and respect as he courts you, beds you, and makes you his queen.
at some age, you just realize what everyone is, y'know? lilia vanrouge just knows that you're a girl. it probably started out at a gut feeling that ended up true. and maybe he'll let you know that he knows by giving you a cutely wrapped box of matching black and pink panty and bra set! maybe with a rose and a note that says 'be my girl?'
sleepyhead silver realizes completely by accident when he just wanted to lay on your shoulder. next thing you know, you've pulled his head to your thighs and when he tries to look up, he's meet with a new type of pillow. he's conflicted between staying awake or going to sleep upon this newfound discovery. either way, don't think that his sleepiness will prevent him from wanting to be as knightly as possible for you.
sebek zigvolt accidentally unhooks your bra when trying to fix your posture. it's an awkward moment and sebek is surprisingly quiet when he asks you your gender. his loudness returns as he begins yelling about how informal he's been to you. as a servant of his dear master malleus, he promises to treat you with the utmost respect!
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hanafubukki · 11 months
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Imagine Malleus somehow drinks a potion and gets turned into a little dragon.
This little dragon ends up flying around and spots you.
Swooping around you in circles and you are shocked, eventually it calms down and floats in front of you.
You don’t realize it’s Malleus because there’s no way his guards would let something happen to him.
(Though knowing Lilia, he would pull harmless pranks just for giggles.)
You end up taking the tiny dragon with you.
He cuddles in your arms and licks your face, and you end up laughing and rubbing foreheads with him.
Grim is not exactly happy to see your new companion when you get back home but it’s okay, he’ll get over it eventually.
Wherever you go, your dragon is always with you. He’s warm and loves to cuddle your lap as you read a book or do your homework.
He floats around helping you in the kitchen, getting items for you that are out of your reach.
(You think Grim might be jealous of the attention your dragon receives, but changes his tune when you give him extra cans of tuna)
You end up going to bed, all three of you on one bed.
Nice and cozy and warm.
You gave Grim a kiss on his head between the ears.
And you pulled your dragon close to you and kissed him on the forehead, thinking of how his scales reminded you of Malleus. Your dragon purred and nuzzled into you, stretching his wings and trying to cover you and provide warmth.
It was truly a nice relaxing day.
…until you woke up the next morning with a naked Malleus Draconia next to you and Grim complaining about how the bed is too tiny for Tsunotaro, while you tried not to scream or look at certain places.
(You can already hear the lecture Sebek will shout, Silver will be exasperated and fond, and Lilia will teasingly mention how you now had to marry Malleus Draconia to preserve his honor.)
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mochinomnoms · 2 months
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“Will you marry me—” “We can sue them for this!”
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Based on a tiktok of a guy proposing by hiding the ring in an orange.
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He was so in love with you. Utterly, hopelessly, and blissfully in love with you. If he didn't do this now, he wasn't sure he'd be able to.
He sat next to you on the checkered blanket, one you insisted you get for your picnic date. As luck would have it, there was a local farmer's market happening in the park, just across from where you two had settled.
It was the perfect excuse for him to slip you a fresh orange in the middle of your lunch. He'd grabbed the biggest, brightest orange that he was sure would be as sweet as you. He wanted to surprise you, and you've always loved jokes and harmless pranks. Even when (especially when) his fell flat with others, you always gave him a laugh and pretty smile. So he just knew that you'd love this.
As he finally managed to make a small enough tear in the skin to not completely make the orange fall apart, but big enough to slip in the ring. It's sparkling gem just poking out for your view, he gently elbowed you for your attention.
“Here honey.”
You'd been distractedly people watching the folks at the farmer's market, jumping slightly to look at the orange in his hand.
“Oh, thank you! Where'd you get an orange?” You asked, smiling at him as you looked at the orange.
He gestured for you to take it, which you did without question.
“I got it from the farmer's market just a bit ago, but I think there's something in it.”
“Whaaaat?” You gasped, immediately turning the orange over and peeling it. “What do you mean there's something in it?”
He couldn't help but smile as you excitedly dug your nails into the skin, though you were peeling at the wrong spot.
“Just look, right there!” He exclaimed in faux surprise, moving your hand to turn the orange. Your fingers brushed over the stone, making you gasp.
“Oh my gosh!” A giddy grin grew across your face as you carefully picked around the ring until you were able to dig it out.
“Oh. Oooooh!”
Surprise covered your face, mouth dropped as you help the ring up, it shone in juice and from the sunlight. It was one of his favorite sights, though all of them included you.
Sudden realization crossed your face as you turned to face him, holding the ring between you two. You were still smiling with a sparkle in your eye, and he knew that this the best idea he'd ever had.
“Baby-gasp-baby.” You grabbed his hand, and exclaimed. “We can sue them for this!”
Wait, what!
“No! Will you marry me?!” He half-laughed, half-cried.
“Oh!” You hummed in understanding, before realization crossed your face, and you threw yourself at him. “Oh my god, yes!!!”
He loved you, and your antics. He's glad he can be with them for the rest of his life.
Trey Clover, Cater Diamond, Ace Trappola, Ruggie Bucchi, Jade Leech, Floyd Leech, Kalm Al-Asim, Epel Felmier, Lilia Vanrouge
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harunayuuka2060 · 5 months
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MC: I'm not 100% sure about this, but I think I have scared Malleus.
Lilia: Nah. You didn't scare him, you have AWAKENED something inside him.
MC: *had pretended to be an obsessive yandere towards Malleus as a prank*
MC: ...
MC: Really?
Lilia: Yes. Let me warn you. You're in for a ride.
MC: ...
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