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generalkenobee · 1 year

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Kylo Ren headcannons

This short story includes NSFW headcannons and SFW

There's a bit of angst

~ He's possessive, very. If you think you can just have a conversation with general Hux like a normal person you're sadly mistaken

~ He towers over you

~ he always has his hands on you, your thighs, around your shoulder, your hand resting in his. I feel like he needs that extra reminder that you're here with him

~ Kylo won't show public affection, if you're being stared down by a certain stormtrooper he'll take pursuit but if it's just holding hands in public it's kind of a big no no

~ he has scars everywhere, his chest, back of his thighs, knees, everywhere. When you first ran your hands over them he was embarrassed and confused, but now he knows it's just a form of you showing your affection for him

~ if you're arguing he won't say sorry first when you first get together. It takes him time to understand how to work together in a relationship

~ little glances from under his helmet, no one can see where his eyes are going.. including you

~ his dark secret is he loves when you play with his thick black hair, it lulls him to sleep

~ Kylo really has beautiful hair, that's the only way to explain it. The way it swings while lightsaber training, how it falls on his pillow during sleep, it fluffs up sometimes and when it does...oh my god

~you're the only person allowed to call him Ben

~you told him he was pretty in the first month or so you were together and he got confused

~there was a time when you got jealous of Rey and the attention she was getting and Kylo had to remind you that he only wants you

~his gorgeous full lips, they feel so good everywhere

•NSFW•

~ I think that he can be pretty sensual during sex

~please tell him he's doing good

~his voice is just so pretty he doesn't moan often but when he does it's like a little surprise for you

~call him sir if he's feeling dominant, if it's slow sensual call him Ben

~mask on during dominant sex-

~I shouldn't even be saying this because it's so obvious but size kink HUGE size kink. Everything about him is big, dick, height, muscles, hands. If you express how you like how big he is he puts it to action in the bedroom

~I think he's really good at eating pussy (big noses😩)

~you couldn't fit him all the way in the first time

~use your pointer finger and thumb to rub his tip

~his tip is definitely a red shade. His cock gives off angry vibes

~this man's sex drive is insane, same with stamina

~Hux walked in one time and Kylo just kept thrusting harder, maybe it was to make Hux jealous, or maybe because he just doesn't care whose watching

#star wars x y/n #star wars x you #star wars x reader #luke skywalker x reader #star wars smut #star wars #kylo ren angst #kylo ren smut #kylo ren x hux x reader #kylo ren x reader #kylo ren x reader x hux #kylo ren #adam driver

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incorrect-first-order · 3 months

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Hux: I can't believe you assassinated our Supreme Leader! Kylo: Well, "assassinated" implies I had political motives. I actually just killed him because he was kind of a dick and that's just how the Dark Side works. So technically, I just murdered him. Hux: That's not better.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars #star wars #star wars sequel trilogy #the force awakens #the last jedi #the rise of skywalker #star wars episode vii #star wars episode viii #star wars episode ix #the first order #armitage hux #kylo ren

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zombee · 6 months

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I feel like the luckiest Our Flag Means Death fan in the world after the season 2 finale. By a series of incredible circumstances - including a significant metatextual realization that came in at the 11th hour - it was close to perfect for me.

This essay has everything. Completely normal behavior over a television series. Steven Universe references. The David Jenkins School of Whatever is Best for the Bit. Humbling catharsis.

First: this piece does not exist with the central thesis of “it’s okay to not like something but that’s not the same thing as it being bad.” I feel like thousands of words have already been written on this since Thursday, so I’m going to try to not get too in depth on that.

Second, cards on the table, because it’s relevant and I don’t want to waste your time if this is going to sour your ability to hear me out: I’m an Izzy Canyon hater. For MANY reasons, but from way before the concept of the Canyon existed, (some) Izzy fans pinged me in the same way as Snape/Kylo Ren fans did, and before May 2022 was over I went from genuinely enjoying Izzy’s character and place in the narrative to hating him because his fans made it impossible for me to enjoy him anymore.

(SOME! of his fans. Please don’t keep making me say this, although I’m not going to talk about the Canyon directly anymore after this. I know there are a ton of normal Izzy Enjoyers and even Canyonites, I am literally friends with many of them, please take this all in the good faith it’s intended and if you’re not One Of The Bad Ones then you’re fine! I very carefully don’t go anti-Izzy on main, and when I stopped enjoying his character, I stopped writing him into fics. I’m not trying to be a dick, I just want to be honest. Anyway.)

The season 2 finale made me weep over Izzy Goddamn hands.

ALL season long, I was disgruntled. All season long. I really, truly, DEEPLY appreciated what they were doing with his character and arc, I thought it was wildly on brand for the themes of community/queerness in the show, I saw the vision, I liked it!!! But. I wanted a fucking apology, yall. I needed three seconds of “sorry I called you a slur, Ed :/” and that would have been enough. But I had to let it go. It was poisoning my enjoyment of the whole season, which I loved with very little exception (not none!) and I just had to let it go. I wasn’t getting an apology. That didn’t negate what they were doing with his character.

Yall. They withheld the apology on purpose.

THIS FUCKING SHOW!!!

Let’s go back a bit. I was at the episode 6 + 7 screening, and the breakup shook me. Probably a LOT more than if I had watched it alone in bed at 3am on my laptop - five days of no sleep after NYCC, lots of emotions, seeing it on a big screen with a hundred other intense fans, etc etc - but I did see other folks reacting in parallel ways to me when the episodes aired to the regular public, so maybe I would have felt the same way. Regardless, I was mad at Stede and to a lesser extent Ed. I NEEDED AN APOLOGY FOR THAT FISH LINE. I needed it! “Whativah” autocorrects to “WHATIVAH” in my phone. I was going through it.

(When I rewatched the episode when it aired it was not nearly as bad as I remember, lol)

So now the episode 8 screeners go out and the reviews drop and I think I catch one half-glimpse of a “What a heartbreaking ending!” kind of snippet, and some of my friends who are spoiler fiends unintentionally drop little hints about similar ideas (devastating/heartbreaking/split the fandom) type shit.

And I was a fucking WRECK! about it.

I do love this whole show with my whole chest. I do!!! But I’m not rotted because this is an excellent television show, I’m rotted because two old men kiss each other! On the MOUTH!!! in an excellent television show. You get it, right? I’ve written 700,000 words across almost 100 fics and 98% of them are dedicated to those two men falling in love in different universes.

So it just did not even occur to me the “heartbreak/devastation/fandom split” would be about anything but Gentlebeard.

Another piece of this that was fucking me up - David Jenkins and his “satisfactory” ending biz. My brain was reacting like this show was ENDING ending, even if I knew logically! that this is just season 2!!! And I wasn’t ready for that, because what if it wasn’t personally satisfying, and I’m a mess about it? Why was I so worried about not liking it? I’d liked the whole season! Even if they didn’t nail the landing I wasn’t going to stop writing fic or hanging out with my pirate community & friends.

…is what I kept trying to tell myself, but the way anxiety disorders work is funny like that lol. What if I did stop writing fic and hanging out in pirate spaces? That would hurt much more than a show I like disappointing me. And for anyone who’s having that experience with ofmd s2, I’m so very, very sorry. It sucks and that’s where my epiphany came from on Wednesday before the finale.

Because it has happened to me before.

I flit from hyperfocus to hyperfocus, as ya do when you’re spicy, but the last thing to get its hooks in me PROPERLY like pirates was Steven Universe. And I did NOT like the way the regular season ended!!! (I actually really did like most of Future; that’s not what I mean. I mean season 5). I don’t like how they handled the Diamonds, tldr; I think the scope of their villainy got too out of hand, and I was left grieving the thing that had meant enough to me I ran a fan convention for four years based around it.

Side note: imagine if I had channeled the hyperfocus of almost a million words of fanfiction into an American OFMD con instead. We could have made magic :( I did consult with Our Con Means Death though so I am at least a teeny tiny bit of that one!

I did not like the way Steven ended… but I do respect the story they were telling and think they told it well.

I’m still sad about it. Steven is still one of my most beloved, it will always be beautiful and great to me, but that experience did and does sully my memories. There is so, so, so, SO much more good than bad from being in that fandom, and I cherish it. And I hope, if you’re having this experience with OFMD right now, that you’ll find similar comfort.

But, like I said at the top, “it’s okay to not like something but that’s not the same thing as it being bad” has been belabored already by people better at writing about it than me. I just had the incredible privilege to remember my brush with lower case T trauma and having that experience in my last REALLY big deal fandom. That’s why I had been so extra anxious about being disappointed. Because it happened to me before. It helped so much to connect those two.

So the finale happens, and it’s actually about twelve hours of me going from “eh, rushed but fun, whole season was great” to “THIS MAYBE IS THE BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME, ACTUALLY!”

BECAUSE THIS SHOW MADE ME CRY OVER IZZY FUCKING HANDS!!!!

They literally told me this was the story they were telling this season. “Men can change” “The end of piracy” “Ed leaving Blackbeard behind (ish).”

As for me? I didn’t get an apology for the fish. Instead, I got “Sorry I was a dick.” “You weren’t a dick. Life’s a dick.”

Just… fuckity BAM. THREE FUCKING SENTENCES resolving that fight. Saying so much in so little.

In real life, should these two men have an actual conversation about this shit? Sure!!! But that’s not how OFMD tells its stories!

It works in symbolism. It works in vibes. It works in an hour’s worth of content into each half-hour episode, and for how much lamenting I have done about the pacing, I would prefer that 100x to having to stretch it out too much.

I have said since March 24, 2022 that OFMD wields anachronism as a weapon. First and foremost, it’s fucking funny, but in addition to that, it’s stating clearly: “This is a fantasy world. This is not real history. This show is about romance (and so much more than that), and the rest is just VIBES!!!”

Sometimes vibes can be historical accuracy. Sometimes vibes can be true emotional poignancy. Sometimes vibes can be Ed finding his sunken leathers in the sea, changing underwater somehow, and coming out of the ocean like the Birth of Fucking Venus, because water and rebirth and mermaids and shit is all very prominent this season. And ALSO, and this is very important! BECAUSE IT LOOKS FUCKING COOL!

I don’t want to do much real Izzy meta here. It’s been said by others, and better than me. But it was telegraphed and it was symbolic – he was the paragon of Traditional Piracy in season 1, for goodness’ sake, and Traditional Piracy is Toxic Masculinity, and he was a part of Blackbeard and Ed had to leave Blackbeard behind (yknow, ish), and he got this ABSOLUTLEY FUCKING LOVELY! storyline about appreciating what a (queer) community can do, and god fucking shit fucking dammit… most of all, best of all (for me), was Buttons landing on Izzy’s grave at the end. Men can change. And Izzy DID!!! He did it for Ed. For love. For community. I am puzzled by “it’s fucked up to use Izzy to further Ed’s storyline” because… this was Ed’s season, in the way that season 1 was Stede’s. And Ed cannot be removed from piracy as a whole (neither can Stede!) so to have this old, set in his ways, coded-queerphobic character blossom to the point he can give this gift to Ed and to piracy… idk man. I just find it so fucking beautiful.

It is okay not to like what they did. It’s okay!!! It’s okay, and it’s okay to mourn, and while it’s not okay to do [insert vile behavior here], it’s okay to carefully examine what you think is “bad writing” vs “what you would have preferred to happen” and give good-faith, textually-based criticism on that.

But I want to remind you over and over and over again, this show works on vibes. It tells its stories leaving many, many, many gaps. There are many things I would have liked to see, and y’know what? I would have told the Izzy story differently. I would have personally done it differently. But it’s not my show! It’s not my show, and I am humbled and delighted to remember that, and to appreciate Our Flag Means Death for what it is and not what it isn’t.

Other words have been written better than I could about the 18 months between seasons 1 and 2 and what that does to us as rabid fans with expectations of how things will go. Millions and millions and millions of words have been written about OFMD, fictional and non, and that is going to color our expectations and experience. We had built it up SO MUCH in our minds and along the way I think some of us forgot (INCLUDING ME!!!) that it is first and foremost about Vibes.

The vibes of Izzy’s death are about rebirth and forgiveness and leaving traditional piracy behind. And he got to die in Ed’s arms, knowing (HAPPILY!) that he had been wrong, and giving Ed the gift of letting him know he is loved, and being a part of something. We had a funeral but we also had a wedding. The only constant is change. Men, piracy, Blackbeard; it all changes. And Izzy found peace in that.

Before my last point, I want to @ myself on things I felt versus realizing in the end it is (I will say it until I’m blue in the face) about vibes.

· I was convinced they left Buttons’ transformation ambiguous because they wanted to leave room for it not having been real. NO!!! It is real, until they decided it isn’t. Magic in the OFMD universe? Fucking why not!!! IT’S SYMBOLIC!!! IT’S IMPORTANT TO ED’S STORYLINE AND THE CENTRAL THESES OF THE SHOW!

· I was unhappy, and still am a little, about the Polycule Situation, but now that I realize Oluwande is Zheng’s Stede… I am less so. The Zheng : Auntie :: Ed : Izzy vibes, btw? Fuckin immaculate.

· Obviously they touched on Stede/Ed’s “killing people trauma” but I’d reallyyyy like Stede to address it, and even though I think Ed’s is left on a very satisfying note, I’d like him to dip a bit more into it as well. But if they don’t, oh well! It’s not like they ignored it, they just didn’t have a Deep Dive like I Wanted Them To!

· They didn’t deal with Ed throwing Stede’s shit away. They just ignored it! Stede started to collect new trinkets, and I believe that was as much about giving the audience back the old feeling of the Revenge as it was anything important (not to say it wasn’t also important thematically!!!). Just like Ed going back to his leathers is both Extremely Important thematically and about putting Taika back in the leathers because that’s what Blackbeard should be wearing for the epic final scenes for the sake of visually keeping the show consistent. That’s Blackbeard’s uniform.

· Stede’s frilly little outfits my beloved. God I hope they give him back some of his frippery in season 3. I think they will re: cursed suit BUT his journey this season was about something else, so!

· Ed’s stupid little non-profit non-apology, oh my god. It was so funny. And there is a transition from eps 5 to 6 where Ed is back in his leathers and the crew is more comfortable around him. They didn’t have to have him do a Real Apology, it’s implied it was all settled. What was the timeline? A day? DOESN’T MATTER, BABY, VIBES!!!

· Lots more, I’m sure, but now that I’ve tried to let it all go, I’m remembering less of what I wanted and appreciating what I got!

And, last point here, I think it is also very very very important to remember that a lot of people are normal about this show. In fact, WAY more people are normal about this show than aren’t. And that is EXTREMELY! IMPORTANT!!! because otherwise it wouldn’t be profitable and we all know what would happen then. We are the core of it, to be sure. Without word of mouth that stems from our intensity, this show would not be NEARLY as successful as it is. I truly, truly believe that.

But.

Do normies need deeply emotional discussions dissecting the central relationships? No. What normies need is Ed and Stede running dramatically toward each other on the beach and kissing. And I am happy, so fucking happy, to realize that’s what I need too. I’ve got fanworks for the rest.

I love this fucking show and this fucking fandom and its fucking creators so much. Fuck.

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2

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mdhwrites · 11 months

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Can you elaborate on your comment on Discord that "[TOH characters in general] get a lot of backstory but little connects with their present character"?

*looks at every Hunter fan out there* How do we feel about the fact that this kid was literally raised to kill wild witches and be the Golden Guard but the only fighters in the main cast who are worse than him are the literal child and the illusionist?

Hunter is easily the most obviously egregious one but also the one that actually has a potential magical slide. After all, we don't actually know if Hunter has been alive for sixteen years. He potentially could have been alive for probably only five, thus making it so he has time to be trained and indoctrinated but was also 'old' enough to be easier to handle, left alone, etc. like that. Of course... That doesn't really fix the larger problem with Hunter's backstory versus his present day character, is it?

See, this is how I would breakdown what the theoretical present day concept for each character is that Luz meets versus the backstory version: Eda: Irreverent criminal who is only out for herself and probably would just be committing larger scale crimes for funsies if not for the curse. Backstory: Lovable scamp with a heart of gold who only ever does jokes, nothing actually bad and look at this child she adopted and totally won't threaten with rent later on.

Amity: A driven, goal obsesses girl who will do anything to be the best. Even simply losing the title and not being made to look like a fool is enough to warrant someone needing to die and she bullies the weak for fun and superiority. Backstory: Felt bad for hurting her teammates for personal glory and victory (those same teammates she will tell to eat a dick in that same episode), only bullied Willow for her own sake, frankly would rather just be a little goofball than actually succeed at anything.

Lilith... Okay, frankly it's more that S2 Lilith makes absolutely no sense with S1 Lilith. If they hadn't entirely warped her character, her backstory is actually pitch perfect for her grown up self, even down to being a little silly and caring about her sister. A LITTLE silly mind you.

Golden Guard: Actually fits the backstory as the rage and confidence of youth mixed with too much power and indoctrination make for an incredibly dangerous, close to unhinged Kylo Ren clone who will go from joking to I WILL MURDER YOU! if you don't take him seriously or annoy him.

Hunter: I'm just a widdle silly guy who can't even gut check a girl and force her to give me my staff. I am all for wild magic because maybe it can save my uncle, despite my uncle's problems being caused by wild magic. I will literally never win a fight alone except against Kikimora, the closest to a true, reoccurring gag villain that the series has.

Now yes: A character can grow and change as they get older. It can be a fun joke to have a prim and proper character have been a nightmare as a toddler. But this isn't how TOH portrays these backstory moments commonly. Much of the time, the backstory is meant to effectively be in the place of real moments in a character arc.

Take Amity's moment with Willow. In a normal character arc, this is the chance for the character to prove that they have a good heart and are maybe not as mean as they seem. However, Amity already has done that at least once with confessing to not wanting to see Luz hurt in Adventure in the Elements, if her diary didn't already do this in combination with not holding onto her rage against Luz there in Lost in Language. So they HAVE to put it as a backstory moment or it wouldn't be notable. Except... It would have? Hell, they even try to frame it as a kindness to Willow at the beginning which is a good idea because Amity's first appearance was being cruel to Willow but now that she's changed some but hasn't interacted with Willow since episode 6, she needs to show some kindness to her. But it's ALL kindness because they've already fully transitioned into good girl Amity so rather than feeling like a growth moment, it's to justify what they're doing. To say "Of course her development isn't this rushed because it's not development! It's just the old Amity coming back out."

The moment with the Thorn Vault is similar. A character like Amity SHOULD have a moment where she decides success isn't everything and steps back so as to allow someone else to take the spotlight if it means doing less harm. It's a good idea for a moment in her arc. But again: Amity has already moved past that part of her arc. She hasn't been focused on success or being the best since her SECOND APPEARANCE. And this is her last one in S1 so it goes into the backstory to show that she does understand the consequences of her actions rather than having it be a part of her arc.

Frankly, this stuff is just a part of a different blog I need to make about how Amity episodes are strangely NOT about Amity. She actually doesn't factor into them much so her arc feels bad because even episodes like Lost in Language or Adventure in the Elements only have five minutes of Amity at most.

Meanwhile for someone like Eda or Hunter, it's retcons. Eda needs to be convincingly like Momma Eda so making her actually motherly with King when they first met is a good idea... But it contrasts all they did in S1. Hunter is meant to show the cruelty of Belos but they want him to already be the sad but mad boy by the halfway point of the season (which btw, halfway through S1, Amity was already borrowing an Azura book from Luz showing compromise, kindness and connection, much like Hunter connecting with Amity's fears, almost giving into her speech about kindness and adopting Flapjack. There's a reason I say the shortening did fuck all to these character arcs because they follow the same god damned patterns) so that stuff needs to be in the backstory, like his scout training.

And to me, that is the antithesis of a backstory. Unless the point is that they're different from who they used to be, which it's often not for TOH, it should reinforce what we know about them. How did they get to the point they're at. It's actually one of the only strengths narratively of Them's the Breaks because the final challenge by Terra is a good moment to make Eda start rethinking her long term goals and if she likes the coven system at all.

It would just work way better if her present day character was anti-coven because it pits people against each other and tears the Isles apart instead of just "It makes you way less cooler than me because I can do ALL styles of magic." As such... It's them acknowledging what a good motivation in the setting and plot would have been but recognizing it too late so they have to add it as a retcon.

And you can only get away with that trick so many times before it feels like your story is a house of cards trying to pretend it's made out of stone.

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I also have an Amazon page for all of my original works in various forms of character focused romances from cute, teenage romance to erotica series of my past. I have an Ao3 for my fanfiction projects as well if that catches your fancy instead, If you want to hang out with me, I stream from time to time and love to chat with chat.

And finally a Twitter you can follow too!

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a-reader-and-a-writer · 2 years

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So, I just recently hit 1k followers on both this blog and my SFW blog, @a-reader-and-a-writer-for-all. When I started my blog back in October, I wasn't sure if I would ever get 100 followers, so this is so mindblowing to me. I cannot put into words how much the support, kindness, and encouragement everyone has shown me and my fics in the past 8 months have meant to me. So, I wanted to do a little event to celebrate this milestone!

Starting today, I will be accepting requests for the challenge and I will start posting the fics on July 1st. You can send them in through asks or DMs but please make some indication it is for the follower celebration.

Send me up to 3 gifs/pictures of a character listed below and I will write a fic based on/ connecting them. The images can be from different movies/episodes/mediums as long as they are of the same character. I will also accept group or team images such as The Avengers, The Suicide Squad, Top Gun team, etc. for a group fic. Feel free to specify a theme for the fic (angst, fluff, whump, hurt/comfort, angst with a happy ending, etc)

I am feeling up to the challenge so feel free to send images that seem to go together or seem wildly different or unconnected!

PS. I understand that asks on anon won't let you send pictures, but feel free to send me links to images or gif sets because I still want those who prefer anon to be able to participate! 😁

Top Gun: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw, Jake "Hangman" Seresin, Robert "Bob" Floyd, Natasha "Phoenix" Trace, Top Gun Team

Marvel: Pretty much anyone from the MCU, The Avengers, Daredevil, Punisher

DC: Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, The Batfamily, Rick Flag, Captain Boomerang, Harley Quinn, The Suicide Squad, Peacemaker, Adrian Chase, The 11th Street Kids

Star Wars: Din Djarin, Boba Fett, Poe Dameron, Kylo Ren

Misc.: Stephen Holder, Takeshi Kovacs, Ed Baldwin

*Reminder, I do not (usually) do smut, but I can do "suggestive situations" or lead up to smut

And this is an 18+ only blog. If you are under 18 or do not have your age, "adult", 18+, etc in your bio, please do not interact or follow or you will be blocked. However, feel free to follow and interact at @a-reader-and-a-writer-for-all which if open to everyone regardless of age or bio. 💖

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eldritchmochi · 7 months

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b m u y ! letter ask game

B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.

i fully blame seize and gem for getting me on the shadowidomauk train, regardless of the teif personality. seize especially has me in a chokehold re: their lucien and essek combo in one of their fics, which i have not read nor do i even know if its been posted but they keep sending me snippets like MOCHI YOU WILL LOVE THIS IT HAS ALL* YOUR KINKS and by dog they're right (*it is not actually "all" this is impossible as i have Too Many Kinks but)

also gem's essek-owns-a-boujie-coffee-shop au that has shadowidomauk as end game is cute as shit im sorry gem that i haven't had the spoons to edit more (its so good aaa)

M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.

i answered M with "ashton" over here in this post the other day but another character i would want to be friends withhhhhhhh hmmm lets say asterion. no i have not played the game but from the lore i have absorbed via cherry he is very much the kind of gay i would have fun having catty gossip with while also being the sort of rock for him to lean on and like..... not therapy him i hate being peoples therapist but the immovable object he can bounce trauma off and figure out How 2 People again. i think he would appreciate my bluntness and the way i set clear, explicit boundaries but am otherwise unflappable, and i would certainly appreciate his humour, and we can bond!! over the whole being ace as a result of trauma!! :D

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.

answered U over here with ashton, kylo, and bucky over here but lets do it again!!

lets kick it off by going Old School with the Original Husbando ^TM: vash the stampede. you have no idea how jazzed i am about the new trigun anime (no i have not watched it i merely enjoy the smut on twitter) because vash is like, my og blorbo. did i have blorbos before? yes, kind of, but my Wants in a man* (*fictional character) had not yet developed so they were but proto-blorbos. vash tho... he has it all: tall pretty boy happy go lucky twink who is secretly Full Of Trauma but shoves it down super hard by being just so upbeat and goofy, and just really wants..... love and peace lmao. a lot of my blorbos historically have similar vibes in the "puts on an act to cover deep severe trauma" way lmao

next up: more anime i guess, but modern: i honestly super fucking love all might???? like SO MUCH he is such an interesting character and i desperately want to read fic of him grappling with his severe health issues alongside his image as a hero AND his mentoring of midoriya (preferably with that guud guud smut, but i have no clue who i'd ship him with, i only got two seasons in lmao). unfortunately, everything i like about him isnt even in cannon its just stuff that i, a cripple, can extrapolate from the worldbuilding and lil snippets we get of him but MAN i am o b s e s s e d

third!!! more comics: loki, specifically the agents of asgard loki. i am 100000% planning to cosplay that loki (i have the hair after all) and i am very excited because he is just so very Gender. it was the first time i saw a genderfluid character in mainstream media and his "i AM gender queer, i IDENTIFY as a bitch" like is something i quote constantly to describe my gender. also hes just such a dick who is obviously trying to do better and unlearn bad habits and god, i dont remember specifically what its about but he has a big fight with his earthside contact roommate buddy helper person over something and then comes crawling back and does this big speech where he talks about how he knows hes a fuck up but he's trying and he values her friendship so much even if he's been shit about showing it and it is chefs kiss

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)?

dragon age. just... i know so much vague dragon age lore from listening to cherry talk about it because it is their BIG love for video games (pending bg3..... not sure if itll overtake da but theyre very sad they cannot play it again til monday lmao). i absolutely instigated a convo with someone on okc asking if xyz thing was a da reference and i was rIGHT it secured me a date lmao

similarly, mass effect, batfam stuff, haunted mansion, nbc hannibal (dont ask me why its a fandom in law still i cannot explain), s8 infinity (???? i only know matcha blossom), the final fantasy mmo, taz......

you can ask me more of these letter questions!! i have much time to spare!! maybe!!!

#mochi rambles #mochi asks

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a-reader-and-a-writer-for-all · 2 years

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So, I just recently hit 1k followers on both this blog and my NSFW 18+ blog, @a-reader-and-a-writer. When I started my blog back in October, I wasn't sure if I would ever get 100 followers, so this is so mindblowing to me. I cannot put into words how much the support, kindness, and encouragement everyone has shown me and my fics in the past 8 months have meant to me. So, I wanted to do a little event to celebrate this milestone!

I am feeling up to the challenge so feel free to send images that seem to go together or seem wildly different or unconnected!

PS. I understand that asks on anon won't let you send pictures, but feel free to send me links to images or gif sets because I still want those who prefer anon to be able to participate! 😁

Top Gun: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw, Jake "Hangman" Seresin, Robert "Bob" Floyd, Natasha "Phoenix" Trace, Top Gun Team

Marvel: Pretty much anyone from the MCU, The Avengers, Daredevil, Punisher

DC: Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, The Batfamily, Rick Flag, Captain Boomerang, Harley Quinn, The Suicide Squad, Peacemaker, Adrian Chase, The 11th Street Kids

Star Wars: Din Djarin, Boba Fett, Poe Dameron, Kylo Ren

Misc.: Stephen Holder, Takeshi Kovacs, Ed Baldwin

*Reminder, I do not do smut, but I can do "suggestive situations" or lead up to smut. And this is a SFW blog so please no explicit pictures or gifs 💖

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ao3feed--reylo · 1 year

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Porteur de mon Cœur

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/57fWpCr

by Sit_Tight

Rey takes a couple jobs in the small-ish town of Takodana, trying to carve out a home for herself and shake off the despair of her past. She meets a broken-but-working-on-it Ben travelling down a very similar path. They quickly discover how eager they are to comfort one another.

Words: 6104, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Rose Tico, Finn (Star Wars), Poe Dameron, Luke Skywalker, Phasma (Star Wars), Armitage Hux, Leia Organa, Kaydel Ko Connix

Relationships: Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Rey/Ben Solo

Additional Tags: AU office romance, meet cute, Ben is a bike courier, Ben Solo Has a Big Dick, Ben Solo Needs A Hug, Ben Solo is Soft for Rey, Rey is kind of a brat, Unexpected first kiss, Semi-Public Touching, slight non-con, they're both into it but unaware of it, Moving Fast, like lightning speed, but then not, they're so into each other tho, Getting to Know Each Other, seriously twitterpated, mention of assault in reference to a misunderstanding, NO ACTUAL ASSAULT, Semi-public kissing, Kissing A Stranger, Sexting, Phone Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Mutual Masturbation, mentions of oral, Dirty Talk, French Dirty Talk, this is kind of a text fic but also not, background gingerose, background stormpilot, poe the golden child, but he knows it and is trying to patch things up, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Mutual Pining, Drunk Texting, drunk kissing but just a little, Leia is not a good parent, absent father Han, Inferiority Complex, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mentions of past abuse, mentions of emotional trauma, Voice Kink, light imposter syndrome, Protective Ben Solo, Poe is a messy drunk, More tags to be added, Eventual HEA

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/57fWpCr

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #Star Wars #Star Wars Sequel Trilogy #Reylo #Rey #Ben Solo #Kylo Ren #AO3 #ne

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xwinterdreams-blog · 2 years

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let me have your loyalty (and I will give you mine)

Kylo & Hux

Hux really wished he hadn’t gotten Ren started. It had been an innocent comment about the Republic’s ineptitude, but when it came to Ren, there was no such thing.

He’d been ranting for the past five minutes about how they would all be crushed under his powerful fist, which yes, Hux could certainly get on board with, but the monologuing was growing tedious.

Now they were on the subject of Luke Skywalker, which, how did they get there? Hux must have zoned out somewhere along the line, considering all the more important things he could be doing with his time than listening to this.

He sighed. Loudly.

“What?” Ren demanded impatiently, irritated as ever to be cut off when he was on a roll.

“Who cares about Luke Skywalker?” He asked, knowing it was a very bad idea to say such a thing to Ren, but he couldn’t find the wherewithal to care at that moment. “He’s a relic of a bygone era.”

Kylo Ren’s eyes flashed dangerously, and that was the only warning Hux received before Ren was in his face, so rapidly he’d barely been able to blink. “I do! I DO!” What his voice lacked in volume it made up for in sheer intensity. There was fury all over his face.

His face was hovering so close, Hux could see into his crystal clear hazel eyes, closer than he’d ever seen them before. He could see the rage shining out of them, but there was something deeper there as well. An old wound that suggested this wasn’t a case of Ren’s out of control ego as he had assumed, but a sensitive spot that Hux had pressed.

Riling Ren always gave him a vindictive little thrill, but as the moment lengthened, both of them breathing heavily for some reason, he felt something between them shift. A spark of electricity, a rush of danger, but not the kind where he feared some violent retribution.

He couldn’t say who moved first, it felt like they were both inexplicably drawn towards each other at the same moment. He might have suspected force energy at work if he hadn’t felt the desperate need to touch, to eliminate the space between them, coiling in his gut.

Their teeth clashed as their lips met violently, aggressively trying to dominate each other’s mouths but neither willing to cede any quarter to the other. Hux clutched at Ren’s cloak under his neck to hold him there, not that he appeared to be going anywhere as he wrapped his arms around Hux’s back, sliding his hands up until they gripped his shoulders tightly.

What was he doing? He’d completely taken leave of his senses, that much was quite certain. He could not be kissing Ren. He hated him. He was pretentious. And annoying. Hadn’t he just been thinking how much he wanted to get away from the man? Not this. Whatever this was. Hux had to admit, begrudgingly, that he certainly preferred the man when his mouth was occupied by endeavours other than posturing.

Even so, he would stop this, any moment now. It was highly unprofessional. They pulled away from each other as breathing became essential, which would have been the perfect moment to end this now. Except Ren was leaning in once again, trailing his lips over Hux’s neck, tongue darting out to trace symbols over his neck, seemingly zeroing in on all his most sensitive spots. How did he do that? Hux wasn’t even aware attention on his neck could create such pleasure.

This was very unfair. How was he supposed to think straight when Ren was being so very distracting? The man had no sense of propriety or any consideration for the fact that they were in a public space and could be interrupted at any moment. Ren’s hands slid down to grasp his ass, grinding his dick insistently against Hux’s hard on. He moaned, shamefully, not knowing whether to lean into his hands or his body, both felt sinfully good.

But enough was enough, he was more disciplined than this. He grasped Kylo’s jaw roughly, much more than necessary, but he wanted to punish him a little for his presumption. Shoving his face far enough away to get a good look at the man, his blood humming in his veins, Hux gave him a stern glare.

Ren stared back, eyes full of challenge.

“We’re not doing this. It’s very inappropriate.” A sly smile curved Ren’s lips, and he opened his mouth to speak but Hux shook his head. “No. If you desire a return to this… discussion, you will meet me in my quarters at 10. On the dot. Do not be late, or I will not answer. Understood?”

“Very bossy of you,” Ren remarked. “Perhaps I don’t want to be ordered around?“

Hux shrugged, affecting an uninterested stance. “These are my terms. If you cannot meet them, that is your choice. But I won’t have you thinking you can order me around, just because I’m inviting you to fuck me. You will be sorely disappointed, I’m afraid.”

Ren’s sly smile spread into a full on grin. “Very well, if that’s what you’re inviting me to do, I will be there at 10. On the dot.” His voice was mocking, but his desire was real. Hux didn’t care. He could mock all he liked. There was nothing wrong with a little punctuality. He was particular about his evening routine, and he would not have Ren disrupting it. Not even for the desire that was beckoning him to throw caution to the wind.

“Excellent,” he straightened his uniform jacket and nodded. “I must be off, I have many things to attend to.” He made to walk past Ren, but the insufferable man grabbed his arm on his way past.

“Yes, yes, you’re very important, General. Attend to your matters. But know this.” His voice lowered to a menacing degree. It didn’t scare Hux, but it did stop him in his tracks. Anticipating what was to come next. “I don’t believe you.”

Hux frowned. He didn’t understand what he was saying.

“You’re not so unaffected as you’d have me believe. You want me just as badly as I want you, and you’re using all the discipline at your disposal to schedule me into an appropriate hour.”

Hux felt his face twitch, but refused to comment. What could he say that would contradict the veracity of his claims? They were hardly untrue.

“Don’t worry, Hux. I’ll respect your precious punctuality, but I make no promises for what will transpire in your room. You may find you like it, following my lead.” And with that electrifying statement he stalked off, his robes swishing around him in a suitably dramatic fashion.

Hux rolled his eyes. Always had to have the last word, didn’t he? Unfortunately, he couldn’t say that he was entirely wrong. He would bristle against any attempt by Kylo Ren to order him around professionally, but after the way his stomach had clenched painfully, pleasurably, in response to Ren’s seductive words?

He could not deny it

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Read the rest on AO3

#myfics #kylux #smut #new fandom alert #wrote this a month ago #finally got a chance to post it #hello kylux peeps #i'm obsessed with these evilspaceboyfriends #they're enemies to lovers at its finest #kylo ren #armitage hux #fanfic #star wars sequel trilogy

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alligatorjesie · 2 years

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Ben Solo is my all time favorite character from anything ever & I've been in love with him since the very first sequel movie, but your intense anger at that person is the reason us Ben fans get such a bad rap. You're justified in your anger, but the way you went about it was wrong & you could have at least tried to explain yourself without resorting to name-calling & other nasty words. I'm sick and tired of people like you giving the rest of us Ben fans a bad name. (1/3)

First off, fucking whomst? Show me the fucking cunt who is a reylo and as foul tempered as me. Because I’m having fucking troubles thinking of one. Show me these people, I wanna meet them and start a angry reylo podcast.

I’m not saying there ain’t assholes in our fandom, there sure as fucking shit is and I’m undoubtedly one of them but for my own good fucking reasons which we’ll get into in a moment, don’t you fret.

I only ask this because in my personal experience, and who would have the most experience in the reylo fandom interacting with fellow reylos than a fucking reylo, is they’re all very nice and sweet people who don’t have much of a desire for aggression, much like you. However, I don’t know if you’ve noticed but very kind a sweet people get walked on, and I’m fucking tired of that shit so you’ll just have to fucking excuse me if I get a might cuntish around fucking dicknozzles nosing there way into my fandom space, a place that has experienced one of the most soul crushing purges in recent history which is yet another open wound we’re all still dealing with, to shout negative shit in my face on my turf. Because 8 Fucking Years of harassment which kinda feels like it’s coming from every fucking direction can make a person a little fucking mean. Kinda like a character I also know and love a lot and sympathize with as to why he might wanna just go ape shit from time to time. Kylo Ren, let your fucking hate run through me

Are you taking ownership of the Ben Solo fandom? Good on you anon, I wish you the best but you can’t control this wild pony. I don’t care how softly scolding your pleas are. I’m too fucking old to give a shit, that field has grown barren around the time The Rise of Skywalker came out and there is only fucking salt left. So salt I shall become.

You got that wrong by the way I’m very old and I’m well past caring about your being offended. I’m now the offender. That sounded wrong, I’m sorry.

What I mean to say I will offend people by calling them things like ‘shit encrusted hobbit feet’ and there ain’t fucking dick you can do about it mate. I will not temper my fury or my filthy mouth for anyone and anyone I do throw shit at probably deserved it. I don't hate randomly, I hate for reasons. And I do my research!

What do you care if I tell a anti to go suck a giant horse cock? You think this anti was going to ever come out of an argument with a reylo having a fucking positive experience? That cunt came onto tumblr just to make a post to bitch about reylos over an issue with the plot that is literally explained in the movie because they want to hate reylo more than they care to pay fucking attention. I’ll bet you one fucking thing for sure, they never make that fucking argument again, and if they do I’ll fucking find them and remind them how fucking wrong they are. Again. And Again. Until they fucking learn.

Arguably, you shouldn’t be making beef online unless you are emotionally prepared to be told and shown far worse things. I grew up here on the fucking internet. I was born in this fucking darkness. Having some shit for brains get upsetty that I called them a fucking pile of shit and then told them I fuck their mother/father isn’t going to cause me pause. My actions are justified, if you'll allow me to explain.

Hey! Let’s do something ‘fun’ for a second.

Let’s look up @somethingscarlet13 ‘s tumblr account real quick. Let’s search the word ‘Reylo’ on their page and see what pops up, for shits and giggles.

I personally found 11 pages pertaining to Reylo on their account and fucking spoiler alert; not a single one of them are positive.

The negative posts started over 5 years ago and have only gotten worse from there.

Let’s look at some of the things I found:

A post on page one that reads: Reylo shippers die challenge.

Mind you this is in multiple of this person’s post. I found another one on page 6 and countless calls for attacking members of the reylo fandom on many pages.

Fuck, the post I originally replied to started in the tags: I can’t wait until the day all reylos die out

And other such gems as: I’m glad Ben Solo is dead

And

Many, Many posts that just state all Reylos are racist.

And

Screencaps of artwork made by fans just so they can mock them.

And

more screen grabs of other arguments they’ve had with reylos and mocking them.

Listen, I’m not a fucking monk. I’m allowed to hate. And I’ll tell you something right now, I hate @somethingscarlet13. I think if this person was on fire in front of me, crying and begging for mercy to do something about all this fire I wouldn’t piss on them to put them out. This person wants me AND YOU to die all because we like a canon ship.

I’ve look into this user’s history. They have been anti reylo since at least 5 years ago that I can see, probably more. To the point they posted shit like ‘Reylos should just die lol’. I don’t think I OR YOU are turning this fucknut’s opinion around any fucking day soon love, not to fuckin’ worry.

And this is just reylo. This person seems like they hate a lot of things. I only hate antis, a considerably shorter list.

Go on now. Go to @somethingscarlet13 ‘s tumblr, search 'hate' and sit down with it for a few minutes. Just keep scrolling. Do you honestly think this person, who has spent this much time and energy into hating something so much they wish death upon the people who do like it to the point they have years upon years of content that calls for violence against us is going to have a fucking change of heart suddenly? Are you fucking daft?

The only consequence of my calling this fucking ass boil out is to inform a person who was always going to hate members of this fandom to go fuck off into the sunset and never fucking come back is hopefully they fucking never come back. There is a time and place to be kind and welcoming and this isn’t fucking one of them.

I don’t want them to come back.

You fucking shouldn’t either.

#reylo #@somethingscarlet13 #who the fuck defends an anti this much?#an anti who wants you fucking dead at that?

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thedevilyk · 2 years

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request rules <3

fandoms !!

marvel

voltron

arcane

alice in borderland

star wars

supernatural

dc (kind of)

genshin impact

criminal minds

and probably more

genres !!

angst

fluff

horror

comfort

and maybe some spicy stuff

characters i’ll write for !!

marvel

tony stark

steve rogers

bucky barnes

scott lang

stephen strange

thor odinson

loki laufeyson

frank castle

matt murdock

elektra natchios

sam wilson

maria hill

hope van dyne

wanda maximoff

natasha romanoff

peter parker

karen page

voltron

keith kogane

lance mcclain

takashi shirogane

matthew holt

pidge holt

ryan kinkade

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krolia

acxa

princess allura

coran

lotor

hunk garret

arcane

caitlyn

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ekko

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alice in borderland

shuntarō chishiya

ryōhei arisu

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mira kanō

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hikari kuina

rizuna an

star wars

anakin skywalker

obi-wan kenobi

han solo

luke skywalker

boba fett

leia organa

rey

padmé amidala

qui-gon jinn

poe dameron

jyn erso

kylo ren

finn

din djarin

supernatural

dean winchester

sam winchester

castiel

gordon walked

ruby

harley quinn

barry allen

dick grayson

oliver queen

kara zor-el

jason todd

starfire

arthur curry

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leonard snart

lena luthor

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genshin impact

xiao

tartaglia

ayato

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raiden shogun

thoma

zhongli

kazuha

criminal minds

spencer reid

derek morgan

emily prentiss

jennifer jareau

aaron hotchner

david rossi

elle greenway

stephen walker

cat adams

penelope garcia

luke alvez

matthew simmons

things i will not write for !!

self harm

assault or abuse of any kind

pedophilia

formats !!

head canons

oneshots (600-1000+ words)

full on fics (if i have the motivation-)

blips (200-400 words)

#gender neutral y/n #x reader #oneshot #fanfic #arcane #angst #marvel #alice in borderland #dc #criminal minds #genhsin impact #voltron #request #fluff #comfort #supernatural #star wars

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ghostemanemusicvideos · 3 months

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Untitled Kylo Ren Fic: Chapter 4

I don't have much to say about this one other than it was really, really fun to write.

“So…if I’m going to die, can I at least get a little bit more freedom? Something to do? Can I get my shit back?”

“You don’t have to die. Just tell me what I need to know. I’ll let you go. You won’t have any charges. We’ll turn a blind eye to all of your activity.” I just nod at him.

“Not an option.”

“I haven’t found anything inside of you relating to the resistance. Are you hiding it on purpose?”

“Do you think I know how?”

“Then what’s keeping your loyalty to them?”

“I might’ve told you if you weren’t such a dick, you know?” Maybe it was because I just ate and had a bit more energy, but the anger was boiling in my throat. I kept going.

“You might actually be a likable person if you weren’t so hard for a revenge scheme that you commit triple the atrocity that was done to you-” He comes over and picks me up by my arm, turning me around against him, holding me there. I squirm, but I’m stuck.

“It might be wise for you to watch your mouth.”

“I don’t think that’ll be a problem anymore.” The pressure he’s putting on my arm from behind is forcing me to bend over. A blush is running towards the tips of my ears. One of his arms moves from holding me to my throat. The leather of his gloves is cool against my neck. His grip is loose enough for me to walk away by now, but I’m not.

“Kylo..?” I ask. He doesn’t answer me. He feels the bump of my voice box with his fingertips. I swallow and feel my skin press against him.

“You know, this really doesn’t feel murder-y,” I tell him. If he put his hand up a little more, I’d slip his fingers in my mouth. I can’t help it.

“Do you want it to stop?” he asks me. He’s running his fingers horizontally on either side of my neck, towards my throat, and back again. My eyes half close. I feel stupid or nuts or a rancid combination of the two, but I might as well find something positive about this experience.

“No. Not really.” He squeezes. I hum a soft approval. He rolls his hips up against my ass while holding me in place, pressing against me in small waves.

I’m interrupted by fantasies that aren’t my own. We’re still here, but how we were earlier. I’m back in the restraints. He’s going to give me the anti-inflammatory, but he drops it in my mouth without removing his fingers, forcing my jaw down to check my tongue. Keeping his fingers settled on my open lips, he releases the bars and guides me down to my knees. I look up and run my tongue over his fingertips.

“I think this would’ve been a lot easier on both of us if you started with that,” I say, laughing a little. He stops moving suddenly.

“With what?”

“What you just showed me, the, um…” I blush. I don’t know what my problem is.

“...tell me.” He lets me go and I push away and try to shake it off. I know my cheeks are still warm, but I can’t help that.

“Well, you ran your fingers into my mouth…and held it open. You undid my restraints and pulled me down-”

“I didn’t show you that. I wonder how you saw it.”

“I’m glad I did.”

“I’m sure.” He steps back and just looks at me.

“Are you force sensitive?”

“Uh…not that I know of?” I’m baffled at this point. This guy hasn’t known what he wants since he opened my brain up. I had an edge to my voice earlier.

“I need to check. I’m going to have to take you to a reader.”

“A what?”

“A machine that’ll read your midichlorian count. It’ll tell me if you have a connection to the Force.”

“Why?”

“Because you read my mind.” He’s already cuffing me back up. I sigh. Heavily.

“And what does that mean?”

“It doesn’t matter until I find out if it’s a possibility.”

“Yeah. Sure. Okay.” He turns when he notices my attitude.

“Don’t you trust me?”

“No? What kind of question is that?”

“But you’d sleep with me?”

“Well…yeah. You’re really tall and I’m really gay and about to die. Plus you have the whole mysterious thing going on and I kind of prefer getting my ass beat a little. Obviously you’ve noticed. I wonder where.” I shoot him a quick up and down. I need to go back to bed. Or roll a joint. Or something. This isn’t it.

“I saw a couple of things I didn’t mention.”

“You know, absolutely none of this has to do with a map,” I say, “...but what was it?”

“I’ll tell you after you come with me.”

“Why?”

“This might save your life.”

“Mm. Okay. Fine. Looks like I don’t have anything better to do.” He doesn’t reply to that one. He leads me out of the room again, into the dull halls of the ship. I don’t make any comments this time around. I just walk with him, staring straight ahead, his fist still knotted in my shirt at the center of my back. He takes me farther into the ship to reach whatever lab area we have to go to. We pass a hall with walls made of glass. Staring through the windows, I find a peek into the mechanics of the ship: wires and pipes trail the walls over a vast emptiness. I keep staring down as he leads me. The ship I’m in has to be absolutely humongous. There’s no telling how many people are in here. Poe might be fucked.

He unlocks another door with a keycode I can’t see. I don’t really care this time, either. I don’t think the force tester thing is gonna help me escape. I also don’t think I’m force sensitive. I’ve never accidentally moved anything with my mind or…I don’t know. Seeing what Kylo was thinking is the closest to that magic I feel I’ve ever gotten, and I thought he was just doing that himself. The next hallway we turn into has a window that overlooks the galaxy we’re passing. Streaks of starlight race past our heads as we move. On my own ship, I’d get high and sit in my cockpit, just overlooking this same scenery. It was calming for me. Sometimes when things get bad, I need to be reminded of the general beauty of the world I stand in.

Some of the doors in this hallway are open; I’m assuming since it’s locked. Kowakian monkey-lizards lay restless in barred cages lining an entire wall in one room. Their cackling and frustrated grunting and howling echoes through the hallway quite a bit after we pass the room. It makes my stomach turn. I try not to wonder why they’re there. With the discolored tufts of hair poking from the sides of their frowns and their dirty beaks, I’ve always found them to be one of those things that’s so ugly, they’re cute.

He finally takes me into what seems to just be a physical exam room. There’s a black exam table with a shitty cushion on it, some cabinets with a counter and a sink. Those are a blinding hospital white. He locks the door and starts sifting through drawers, pushing around the medical supplies. I decide to start fucking with him again.

“You ever gonna take your mask off?” I ask. He pulls out a white meter looking thing. It looks harmless enough. He sets it down on the counter, turns to face me, and just lifts the helmet up over his head. A mess of black hair that curls perfectly away from the edge of his face falls down to his chin. He’s pale, with a large pointed noise and round brown eyes. His lips are perfect. I sit there and stare, stunned. He’s absolutely gorgeous.

“Is that better?” he asks, grabbing the little machine again. He pulls something else out of a drawer, but I don’t know what it is. I’m watching his hair swish as he turns.

“You’ve got…no idea.” I smile at him and watch him come over with a small needle.

“I’m gonna have to draw some blood.” He squats down in front of me again, holding his hand out for my cuffed arms. I’m just looking at him. I want to kiss him so bad. I don’t. He takes one of my hands and stretches my middle fingers out. The needle pricks for only a second, then a drop of red causes a stream down my fingerprint. He lets it drop onto the end of the machine and sets it down to read. I wipe my hand on my pants and hope I don’t bleed for too long. He gets up and returns with a bandage. I let him put it on me. The feel of his hands working on mine makes me blush.

“I can see it, you know,” he says, looking back at me. I finally look right into his eyes. He looks tired, like he’s always fighting something. Makes sense, but it’s softer than I expected. He’s worn.

“See what?” I ask. Neither of us has broken the eye contact. He doesn’t answer. He’s just staring, looking over my eyes like he’s contemplating.

“Kylo?” He pulls me toward him with a hand on the side of my jaw, locking his lips with mine. My body leans in, melting into the contact. I bring my tied together hands to his chin, his jaw, his throat, holding something as I deepen the kiss. My lips lay carefully between his. I suck softly before pulling back to see his face. He picks up the machine before I can see his reaction. He turns, and for the first time I see him smile. His teeth are big and crooked. It makes me grin, too.

“What?” I ask. He looks at the machine a moment and puts it back down again.

“You’re force sensitive. I have a theory that we're bonded.”

“Bonded?”

“Sometimes, the Force will choose to connect two individuals' thoughts, feelings…I think our intimate moment might’ve unlocked ours.” He’s looking over my eyes. I get the sense he’s been waiting for this.

“What does that mean?”

“It means I don’t have to look to find the map. I’ll find out. I just have to wait for it to cross your mind.” And as soon as he mentioned it, it was hard. I kept seeing Poe, the droid. It made me think about saying goodbye to him when he left to fight. Kylo still looked pleased, but his face changed into something else, something more understanding.

“The boy from the ship, he was the man I saw you with.” I just nodded. I know he will know now. I can feel an excitement brewing within him.

“And he was a decoy,” he says, lifting a comm on his wrist up to his mouth, “The map is in an orange and white BB8 unit. It fled Jakku as soon as we arrived. It could still be there.” He gives me a kiss again, this one faster, and I don’t move.

“Thank you,” he says, “But I’m afraid you won’t be leaving anytime soon. This isn’t something to waste.” He grabs both of my hands, but I just look at the wall.

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irrfahrer · 2 years

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I Diagnose You With Hot !

Your Result: drunk girl in the bathroom hot you're both wasted, she just somehow does it so much better. you're crying, about something your stupid ex did or said. and suddenly she appears, looking like an angel aside from the slight sway in her step. she's helping you our of your slump on the floor when you grow pale and catastrophy strikes. you're the most disgusting you've ever been, and still, this stranger holds your hair and rubs soothing circles in your back. gives you a breath mint and sits you back against the wall, asking what happened. you tell her, and her glittery, perfectly made face turns sour. with her heels in hand, she loops your arm around her shoulders so she can help you walk to an uber she called for you. your ex says something snarky to you in passing on the way out, and for her it's the final straw. she whirls around, fire in her eyes and a set in her brow and she slaps him hard across the face. calls him a jerk or a dick or something like that, you can't remember, you were busy smiling at the stunned look on his face as she drags you both outside. before you get home, she gives you a hug and kind words in a bubbling voice and you're thankful for her. thankful there are people out there who look out for people like you, who stand up for people even when they might have trouble standing themselves.

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katieebaby1096 · 3 years

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A/N: this pic posted by @kylorenxreader inspired me to write this fic. At first it was a one shot but I’ve decided to make it multiple chapters! I hope you all enjoy!

You find yourself getting into trouble with the commander and eventually end up in a sticky situation.

Warning: explicit content, smut, lack of aftercare, read at your own discretion.

18+ only

Eternal Shine Pt. 1

There’s just something about Her

You’d been with the First Order for a whole year now and it wasn’t going quite how you thought it’d be. The first month or two passed by seemingly boring, however as more time went on and you long to catch attention from a man, the only attention you’d gotten yourself is from the commander himself. You’d managed to get yourself in trouble with Commander Ren 9 times between the third and fourth month. It all started when one night on a raid you had accidentally shot a civilian who was resisting arrest. The commander had stopped dead in his tracks and as if reading your mind he stormed up to you and said, “you feel bad and regret shooting a traitor girl?”

“No, commander Ren, sir!” You quickly replied.

“You can’t lie to me..KT-8696. Report to captain phasma after we land to receive your punishment for disrespecting your Commander.” He hissed in his mechanical voice.

After receiving 5 lashings and 2 days of cleaning duty you’d tried your best to shape up but it seemed at least twice a week you’d managed to stumble into trouble with the commander. It’d been nearly two weeks with no instances of trouble and you’d had a feeling that whole day that something was amiss. You were walking down the hallway, making your way to the dining hall barely paying attention when you had ran into what felt like a wall. Looking up, you find yourself looking into the maskless face of none other than a very angry looking Commander Kylo Ren.

“You really just can’t stay out of my way can you? You stupid girl,” he spat at you as he backed you into the wall, you remained speechless.

“I think you like getting in trouble hmm? Not getting enough attention? The lashings just not teaching you anything?” His hand reached out to tightly grasp your throat.

“No sir, I don’t mean to cause you trouble,” you barely croaked out before trying to gulp in more air. You were taking in his appearance as he processed what you’d said. He had beautiful amber colored eyes, a big nose, plump red lips and creamy skin decorated by a few slight beauty marks. He was stunningly beautiful and as his hand tightened more completely cutting off your air you felt a heart blossom in your core. If this is how you go then at least you’ll die looking at the most beautiful thing in the galaxy. A sadistic grin shaped on his lips then.

“This is getting you off,” he let out a quiet chuckle before removing his grip and grasping onto the hair on the back of your head, “alright then, whore, I’ll teach you a little lesson myself,” He whispered almost to himself as he pulled you along down the hallway.

Several minutes and two elevator rides later and you were being pulled through a big black door and thrown to the floor.

“Stand up,” he demanded.

“I’m sorry Sir, I just don’t understand..?” He quickly moved to stand over you and crouched to grasp you by your throat again.

“You are going to be my little pet tonight. I can sense your arousal, practically smell your pussy dripping into your panties.” He let go of your neck and offered you his hand to help you stand.

“Take off your clothes,” you did as he instructed, slowly removing each item of armor and clothing until you were left standing in your white thong. His eyes roamed over your thick hips and thighs, up to your small waist and large breasts then stopped on your face. You had let your fingers linger in the waistband of your thong nervously.

“These as well sir?” You’d asked meekly. His lip quirked up on one side showing a dimple in his cheek as he slowly nodded

“Those too.”

“Yes sir,” you whispers hesitantly. He sat there observing your fair, freckled face as you pushed your thong passed your hips and let them drop to your feet. He had only ever seen you with your helmet on, Kylo hadn’t any clue how beautiful you were or how curvaceous your small body was.

“Go lay on the bed,” he instructed pointing to the bed situated directly in front of the window.

You obeyed willingly plopping down on the extremely neat sheets and laying back, letting my knees fall apart instinctively.

“Look at you, I can see your juices glistening as it drips from your pretty little cunt.” He spoke firmly as he sauntered to you and dropped down on the bed over you, pulling your legs into his hands.

“Do you want me to touch you, girl?”

“Yes sir!” He smiled widely at my gasping response.

“Good,” he whispered before leaning back on his heels and pushing your legs forward so your ass and pussy were in perfect height with Kylos face. You could practically feel his breath on your wet, virgin cunt as he looked at it drip. You felt his large nose nudge your clit, eliciting a moan from deep within you.

“You smell so sweet, let’s see how you taste shall we?” He licked a wide, wet stripe from your clit down to your entrance as he looked down into your eyes, surprise striking his his features as his tongue begins to enter you.

“A virgin hmm? today must be your lucky day,” he said as he released your ankles and moved to lay beside you. His hand goes to your neck before sliding down between your breasts, over the slight swell of your chubby belly and dives between your thighs to cup your sensitive mound.

“Im not going to promise I’ll be gentle but I’ll try to make it as comfortable as possible,” he said with a dark look in his eyes.

“Yes sir,” was all you could manage to get passed your lips.

His fingers slipped into your delicate, silky folds making slow circles around your clit. He leaned in close and put his soft lips on your aggressively when he pushed a finger into your pulsating hole. Pulling back he looked into your eyes while starting to slowly pump his finger in and out. You could help but let out soft moans as the heat in your core grew.

“Look at me,” he demanded. Once you obliged he plunged a second finger into you pushing and pulling faster. You felt yourself tense up and wince at the intrusive feeling. He must’ve noticed as he slowed his pace and began massaging your clit with his thumb. The heat within was growing quickly now as Kylo pulled moans and groans from your lips that you didn’t know were possible. His head dropped to the crook of your neck and began sucking at the sensitive skin, “oh, Kylo, it feels so..” you could even get the words out as your pussy began to pulsate on his fingers. He pulled away then and looked at you writhing under him as you climbed closer to the edge, “ready for another one?” You gripped his bicep tightly as he inserted a third finger and quickening his pace.

“I want you to come hard on my fingers, you don’t want to disappoint your commander do you princess?” You shook your head as more moans left you, you were teetering on the edge now.

“I want to cum for you sir!” You whined out, “please sir, please make me cum!” You begged.

He pulled his fingers from you then and stood up.

“Wait, I thought..” you mumbled out, embarrassed at how desperate you must have sounded.

“On your knees trooper,” he commanded.

“Yes sir,” you scrambled to your knees as he approached you. He stopped just in front of you, crotch just in front of your face.

“Undress me,” he demanded, gesturing to his clothes.

“Yes sir,” you wasted no time practically ripping his clothes off until he stool in front of you, naked, letting his long and thick cock poke you.

“Get back on the bed, hands and knees.”

You happily obliged, ignoring the pestering nerves causing your hands to shake. You posed yourself as he’d commanded and waited for contact, not expecting the sharp slap he gave to your right ass cheek.

“Count.”

“One.” You blurted out.

Smack.

“Two.”

Smack

“Three.” His smacks got more intense as he kept going.

Smack.

“Four!” You’d wailed out this time.

Smack.

“Five!” You cried out, clenching your thighs together at his harshest hit.

“Good girl,” he spoke lowly now as he rubbed the redness of your cheek. You felt his hand on the center of your back pushing you towards the mattress.

“Are you ready?” He asked, rubbing the head of his cock along your folds getting it wet with your juices.

“Yes sir,” you whispered.

He pushed into you then going in all the way until he couldn’t go any deeper, letting out a deep groan at your loud gasp. He rested there for a minute letting you adjust before pulling all the way out and slamming right back in and repeating this over a few times. You bit your lip drawing blood to keep from howling at the burning sensation from the stretch. He abruptly stopped his movements and you felt his hand snake into the back of your hair and he pulled you back into him, letting go of your hair to wrap his arm around your waist and travel between your breasts to rest on your neck.

“I’m going to make you cum on my cock,” he whispered into your ear as his other hand snaked down to your mound rubbing quick circles on your clit. He began to pound into you again holding your back against his chest drawing you back to an orgasm, you slick making each thrust easier and feel so much better. His fingers on your clit and his cock pulsing in and out of you bringing you right to the edge, “I know your close princess. I’m gonna cum in this pussy while you cum on this cock!”

“Oh Kylo, it feels so good,�� you blurt out, “I’m gonna-I think I’m gonna cum sir! Please make me cum!” His pace became almost murderous as he pounded into you, rubbing your clit furiously, “cum-oh god- fuck your so fucking tight- fuck fuck fffffuck! Cum on this cock right now!” He growled into your ear, pushing you over the edge.

“Ohhhhhh! Gods yes! Thank you commander sir! Oh fuck!” You yelped out. He helped you ride out your orgasm before he pulled out of you. You looked over to see him putting his underwear and pants on before throwing your clothes and armor at you.

“Get dressed and get out. Next time you give me trouble, I won’t be so nice.” With that he left you to get dressed. You’d waddled back to your quarters that night with mixed feelings of loneliness and pride. Unbeknownst to you, Kylo Ren had waited til you left to take his clothes back off and stumble into his bed and replay everything he’d just done. He laid there under his strewn about sheets that smelled of peaches and cherry blossom just as you had, thinking about how beautiful you were. You had the most beautiful eyes that he’d swear had eternal shine that he’d never forget.

There was something about you that drew him to you. He just couldn’t quite put his finger on it, but he intended to figure it out.

—-

It had been a month since your last interaction with the commander and you were feeling confident. In that time you’d managed to go on 3 dates with a guy named RC-2242, youd even gone so far as to let him into your bed. Unfortunately for you he was nothing like Kylo Ren, he had a rather small cock and he didn’t know jack about pleasing a woman. Of course after a month of staying out of the commanders way you were bound to run into him. Unfortunately it happened to be on a night that you’d gone out with good ole RC-2242. The two of you were nestled into a booth having a drink when you’d felt his eyes on you, sure enough there he was across the bar in all his masked glory but you could still feel his honey eyes boring into you. All you could muster was an awkward smile and wave. Before you even knew he had stomped over to your table, “KT-8696, please report to my office immediately.” He stomped out of the bar without another glance in your direction.

“Well,” you sighed,”I suppose I probably found myself some trouble somehow. I hope you can excuse me, I’ve got to go.”

“Of course! The commander is not someone I’d keep waiting!” He replied coolly before kissing your hand and watching you go.

What could I have possibly done now?

I’ve stayed out of his way, haven’t even seen him in a month for goodness sake!

Your mind ran wild as You made your way to the commanders office. Trying to think of things you might’ve done to upset him. It hit you then as You arrived in front of his office door. He’d seen you out with RC-2242. Just as you’d stopped about to know the door slid open revealing a maskless Kylo Ren with a very nasty look on his face.

“You and I need talk,” he said seriously, anger radiating from his glare on the small purple bruise at the base of your neck.

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