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laraplisetski · 3 years

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Dating Yūtarō Kindaichi

A/n: Hello:), I'm back. Have my fav boi Kindaichi that gives off Kageyama's sweet ex vibes that's really happy to see him grow. Anyways I hope you enjoy and sorry for any mistakes beforehand (I try to re check but sometimes they slip my mind :) Also I’ve been moping around sorry for not updating.

List of people left from the dating headcanons series.

Akira Kunimi #13 Kentarō Kyōtani #16

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Tags: @imthatchishiyasimp, @kekozume

I’m screaming

Imma make y’all a volleyball player for this. Please don't be mad.

Seijoh went to another school for a practice match, so after winning, as they were going out of the school they saw a volleyball match going on.

They all decided to look and at that same point you scored a point by doing a awesome fucking float serve.

Kindaichi immediately fell in love like

And then after you guys finished practicing, this cute guy came up to you to ask for your number and you recognized him because, ‘he's Kindaichi right from Aoba Johsai’.

So after you two got to know each other for a bit you guys started dating.

Random dating hcs time cause I suck at formatting all my points!

Okay okay, I remember reading a headcanon about Kindaichi that he likes to do gardening and yes?

Like why is that so perfect for him.

But anyways.

You would go to Kindaichi's house for a study session and after you two were done, Kindaichi's mother made some snacks for both of you and suggested you two go sit out in the garden.

So you two went and sat in the garden and then you noticed all of these flowers like growing

(I'm sorry if this sentence is inaccurate I've never done gardening in my life)

And they were very well maintained and looked very fresh and beautiful, so you asked him if his family had hired someone to be their gardener.

And Kindaichi opened up about his hobby and how he tends to the garden after coming back from school.

After that you two tend to just sit at home and do gardening.

It's so cute I swear.

Also have I ever said Kindaichi’s a fucking simp.

Like I'm not even kidding.

This man just loves everything about you and hes so fucking soft for you and ahhhh.

When your anniversary grows near he invites you over to his house for dinner and gifts you a flower he grew specifically for you.

He's such a sweetheart.

Also he just looks like you like you're the most perfect person in the world and it really shows.

Like his eyes just sparkle when he sees you and it's so noticeable.

Like all his teammates are like he's whipped.

I- okay.

So one time this boy accidentally hit you with a ball while practicing one of his spikes.

And then he felt bad and he started apologizing non-stop for it and he started sulking.

So to make him feel better you just pulled him in for like a soft kiss and he literally melted after that.

He gives like the softest kisses and it's just so cute and he cups your face so softly and tenderly like you're made of glass.

but-

okayhaveyouseenkindaichishandslikeomgg

Like his hands are so big and like when you hold his hand and like ahhh

I'm short circuiting.

(Okay so I'm back after an hour.)

But imagine if you hold his hand and your hand is just so soft against his cause his hands are rough but he's so gentle when holding your hand and he tries to be careful so as to not hurt you.

Also cuddling with this man is heaven cause he's so big and he would just engulf you.

He would also love to be the small spoon case he's a baby.

On top of that he's too afraid to give you nicknames and baby is just too soft to handle them.

But unlike Kindaichi you have like two set nicknames for him.

Sweetheart is used on a daily basis and casually,

And baby is used when he's sad.

Talking about nicknames you have a habit of addressing people with honey, for example.

‘Honey, you seem to have dropped your wallet’.

Kindaichi got jealous of this in the beginning of the relationship but now he's come to terms with it and knows that it's just part of habits.

Okay so cooking.

Actually ngl Kindaichi's sorta bad at cooking.

He likes to cook and he wants to get better at it.

Also fun fact he definitely plants some vegetables too and he definitely insists that his mom uses some of those vegetables when cooking.

And she cant say no cause the vegetables he grows are perfect, like how.

After the masters cooking some time later, he definitely cooks something and sets up a fancy dinner date.

Like yk in those movies with candles and like all that shit.

Also this boy is so pure.

One time someone on the other team was being sarcastic and being quite rude to Kindaichi.

Now as his s/o Its your job to beat up the piece of shit who was making fun of him.

‘Queue sarcastic remark’ from one of the other teams players.

But before you could go and like

Kindaichi was like, ‘Oh thank you!’

And like my point is the boy doesn't understand sarcasm and like it takes him a while to understand it.

Also Also

(This is kinda derived from my cat so if you don't have a cat then-)

Okay so Kindaichi's popular with your cat.

Surprisingly when he came over to your house for the first time your cat didn’t scratch him.

She rubbed herself against his leg a little bit and went on her way.

You were so shocked that you had to sit down and that was the point where you were like,

‘I have to marry this boy- wait it’s too soon for marrying.’

He has like this gift with animals, every animal he comes across likes him.

Like one time you guys saw a crow sitting in the backyard everyday.

That crow was known to peck and terrorize older people.

Kindaichi went in the backyard and you had no time to warn him about the crow-

Somehow the crow liked him as well and now it stays in your backyard 24/7 and gets lunch at a fixed time or gets mad.

Also whenever you go out in the backyard, the crow likes to caw at you and sit on your head.

Fun fact the crow and your cat are best friends.

hurray

Bonus point: I think we all know this but Kindaichi’s very down to earth and humble and I think that's mainly because of his family atmosphere and all the people he's been around.

When his mom first heard when he got a s/o she was worried because she was worried that you would be a bad influence on him but when she met you, she was relieved cause she saw that you cared for him a lot and weren't really a bad person.

(But she thinks you gotta work on reducing your cursing...oops)

Talking about his mom, she babies her son a lot.

Kindaichi gives off ‘the innocent only child or the youngest child’ vibe

I'm sorry if Kindaichi has any siblings.

But like as I was saying he's babied a lot and he’s lowkey a mama's boy like he doesn't like to admit it but he is-

Because of being babied a lot he's a bit disorganized but it's not that big of an issue.

aNywAyS bYe.

#hq kindaichi #yutaro kindaichi #kindaichi #kindaichi x reader #kindaichi prompt #kindaichi headcanons #kindaichi dating hcs #x reader #xreader #x gender neutral reader #haikyuu!!#haikyū!!#Haikyuu #haikyu x reader #haikyuu prompts #haikyuu headcanons #anyways #bye😃

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ushijimacentral · 3 years

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Haikyuu Boys and the Kids They'd Have

a/n: these will probably end up becoming drabbles later.

A whole volleyball team

Nishinoya, KYOUTANI, BOKUTO, Hinata, OIKAWA, ATSUMU

Three kids, a mix

TANAKA, Kuroo, Yamamoto, Bokuto, Kyoutani, HINATA, Koganegawa

Three boys

Daichi, HINATA, Shirabu, Aone, BOKUTO

Three girls

ASAHI, Oikawa, ATSUMU, NISHINOYA, Bokuto, Konoha

Two, a boy and a girl

Ushijima, Daichi, Kuroo, MATTSUN, Iwaizumi, KITA, Goshiki, Akaashi, ENNOSHITA, Koganegawa

Two, twin boys

ATSUMU, Kuroo, LEV, Mattsun, Tendou, SEMI, Aone

Two, twin girls

OSAMU, Yamaguchi, IWAIZUMI, SEMI, Sakusa, Akaashi

One, a rambunctious boy

Sugawara, LEV, Tsukishima, YAKU, OIKAWA, Tendou

One, a little girl

Kindaichi, AKAASHI, USHIJIMA, Ennoshita, KAGEYAMA, Kenma, Osamu, SUNA, Sakusa

None, they're the fun uncle

SUGAWARA, KENMA, Yaku, Kageyama, TSUKISHIMA, Kunimi, SUNA, TENDOU

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meowdarame · 2 years

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haikyuu boys as cute things my boyfriend does

notes: i’m a big simp™️ for my bf so he is my inspiration for this post hehe <3 likes & reblogs are always appreciated!!

thrashes around in his sleep (like this man CANNOT sleep stationary at all) but you always somehow wake up with at least one limb touching, whether his arm is wrapped around your body or your legs are intertwined

ushijima (big boi), daichi, aran, asahi, kageyama, AONE, meian <3, HINATA

tickles you. yes, tickles you (in a non-fetishy way). just because he likes hearing you laugh (and lowkey pissing you off LOL)

nishinoya, TENDOU, sugawara tbh, terushima pls, lev (lil himbo doesn’t know it sometimes pisses u off LOL)

even when you’re upset with each other, he’ll still offer to get you food (god i literally cry when he does this for me 🥺)

OSAMUUUU, iwaizumi <3, tsukishima?!??!, sakusa, yaku, KUNIMI, daishou

lets you sit on his lap when he plays league or any other video games. sometimes you play video games together to bond (when my bf and i first started dating we played stardew valley FOR HOURS and those were like our “dates” lol)

kenma <3, SUNA, yamaguchi (omg y’all playing animal crossing I CANNOT), matsukawa (makes u cheer him on during league matches tbh), hanamaki (makes u shit talk the rest of seijoh 4 on his headset during valorant matches), semi-semi!!!

randomly sends you pics of his pets with the caption “they miss u :(” (my bf has the cutest boxer doggies and they’re SIBLINGS i love them sm <3)

kuroo (& his cats PLS), akaashi, kita (& his farm animals omfg), HIRUGAMI eek, KYOTANI (i hc that he has big dogs!! like pitbulls/rottweilers/etc), goshiki!!

gets really pouty when the weekend is over and you have to return to uni. litters your face with kisses before you hop on the train <3

bokuto!!!, oikawa, TANAKA, atsumu bby, kindaichi, KOGANEGAWA, komori, hoshiumi (ik that man is a simp deep down i feel it in my clit)

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kkusuka · 3 years

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seijoh hc’s but make them horny

oikawa has a picture of you in his gym bad, but the picture is of you in the middle of an orgasm

kindaichi gets you angry so he can eat you out, aka he likes to pretend to tame you

yahaba talks about you all the time, mostly about how good you suck him off

kyotani was fucking you in the locker rooms once and iwaizumi had to come in and tell you guys to calm down

kunimi has all of your nudes on a private Instagram account that he let kageyama follow, and now he can’t look you in the eye

matsukawa wears a ring on his pointer finger that he likes to see the imprint of on your thigh

hanamaki knows that kindaichi wants to fuck you, so he leaves your nudes around for him to see

iwaizumi once smacked your ass so hard in the hallway that you fell over

kunimi gets bursts of energy sometimes and he just pounds you to the moon

oikawa has gotten caught masturbating to a video of you and iwa that he sent himself when iwa wasn’t looking

iwa stole a bottle of one of your perfumes and he sprays it on a pillow then matsurbates to the smell

hanamaki has a recording of you moaning his name, so he made it his ringtone. then asks people to call him in class

watari likes to fake wrestle with you so he can try and motorboat you

matsukawa leans down, like far down, and tries to suck your nipples through your shirt, in literally any social setting

kunimi fingers you on the metro

kindaichi has walked in on you fucking kunimi, like four times

kyotani never got over the fact that you can make him cum just by grinding on his lap

iwaizumi gave kyotani a “lesson on pleasure”, using you as a prop

oikawa has no sense of time, to he’s always late to practice because he wanted to fuck

matsukawa likes watching you matsurbate

iwaizumi’s lock screen was you sucking his dick, until coach told him that he had to change it

when kunimi cums in your mouth he makes you hold your mouth open until he can tell you that you’re allowed to swallow

hanamaki bites your ass, like leaves teeth marks bites

kindaichi holds your head down when he cums in your throat

iwa had let oikawa take out some pent up energy, that just mean he lets tooru fuck you for hours at a time while iwa watches

if you moan in oikawa’s ear he’ll immediately get hard

matsukawa and hanamaki share pictures of you in bed with them, to the other

kindaichi watched you suck kunimi off and didn’t say anything about it until a team sleepover

speaking of the team sleepover, oikawa was dare to have phone sex with you while they were all there, and he never told you

yahaba likes fucking you in windows

if you are dating any of the third years, they all have pictures and videos of you

#oikawa x reader #oikawa toru #oikawa x you #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi x reader #matsukawa x reader #issei matsukawa #hanamaki takahiro #hanamaki x reader #yahaba x reader #yahaba shigeru #kindaichi yūtarō #kindaichi x reader #kunimi akira #kunimi x reader #aoba johsai

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stargaze-issei · 3 years

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— 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 + 𝐢𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐚.

𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭; how their teams react to the scratch marks on their backs (obviously provoked by you)

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬; suggestive, few curse words, mentions of sex??

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞; crack (??? im not sure

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞; i love this hcs and wanted to do it for by best boys and my best teams. also no one ever mentions kawanishi and that's so sad bc i love him 😞

— 𝚒𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚣𝚞𝚖𝚒 𝚑𝚊𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚎.

-> i swear it's not that he's rough.

-> i mean he is but sometimes he just want to have some good old vanilla sex and cuddle yk.

-> and last night was one of those times.

-> but my man is just– HE'S ROUGH EVEN IF HE DOESN'T TRY.

-> so he usually have scratches marks after you do it, although he is pretty careful about it.

-> he doesn't want the team to tease you and that's your intimate sex life like he's trying to protect you ok.

-> also he knows matsukawa and makki WON'T let it go and oikawa is not better.

-> but this time he just forgot.

-> he has a lot in mind and when he arrives to the lockers and starts changing the last thing he thinks about is last night.

-> he is a little thrown off by how silent everything is.

-> kindaichi, who usually speaks a lot to kunimi while changing, is dead quiet.

-> since iwaizumi's face is facing the wall, he can't see how everyone there is watching beholding his back.

-> sure, mattsun, makki and oikawa knew you had sex.

-> and the rest kinda knew too?? but ignored it??

-> but that was some EXPLICIT CONTENT.

-> "ohmygod y/n that poor thing" makki is the first one to talk.

-> iwa just stands there like ???????wdym

-> "is that– is that blood?" that one is watari.

-> "IS IT OKAY FOR US TO TALK ABOUT Y/N-SENPAI THIS WAY????" and this one is kindaichi, who is in all shades of red.

-> and then it hits iwa. just as oikawa walks in.

-> "IWA-CHAN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR B– oh"

-> iwaizumi can't even react he just puts on his shirt and (・_・;)

-> he doesn't even leave the locker he's just standing there, all red.

-> yahaba would be so jealous, but act cool, like he had done it a thousand times already pack it up virgin

-> kyoutani kinda doesn't care?? but he stares and secretly thinks he HAS to have more scratches whenever he does the deed.

-> watari is still trying to get over the initial shock.

-> and kunimi left the locker room like five minutes ago bc he doesn't care fr.

-> AND TOORU???? HE JUST STARTS TEASING.

-> one of the few times he teams with makki and mattsun.

-> "my iwa-chan, such a big boy" "should we check on y/n?" "i really thought you were vanilla"

-> hajime just takes the jokes like a champ, he knows they won't stop so he just gotta smile and nod.

-> but when you arrive to the gym, looking for him to walk home together, and oikawa teases you???

-> somehow iwa manages to throw like three volleyballs at him at the same time because NO ONE'S FUCKING WITH YOU.

-> you get it?? bc he did that last night but he didn't let oikawa mock u–

-> that was the day he became daddy iwa for the third years 😛

— 𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚜𝚑𝚒.

-> he is massive, ok?? massive.

-> homeboy doesn't even know how massive he is.

-> not until probably tendou pointed it out, and ushi would just be like:

-> "huh 😕"

-> so yeah, scratch marks are pretty common.

-> the thing is, he doesn't have a high libido, so you don't do it that often.

-> hence to why, he never had to worry about it.

-> he was a little shocked the first time you did it and he looked at his back after and ????you used it as a fucking canvas.

-> his only concern is wether you are okay tbh.

-> ANYWAYS.

-> he's always the first one to arrive to the locker room, until goshiki appeared and started to arrive earlier to show he's more committed than ushijima.

-> tendou and wakatoshi are like go off girl.

-> the rest arrive a few seconds later, and ushijima proceeds to take off his shirt.

-> lemme tell you, goshiki STARES at his body.

-> scratches or not, he (●__●) at his abs, his shoulders, his back, his arms, EVERYTHING.

-> who wouldn't tho.

-> so he's the first one to notice.

-> HIS FACE TURNS RED AND BEYOND AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO?????

-> does he has to have sex if he's the ace??? does he needs scratches???? looks like it hurt, but if ushijima-senpai can do it, then he can to 😤

-> "uh..." says reon, elbowing kawanishi at his side who elbows semi who elbows yamagata and they are not shocked but waiting for the kouhais' reactions.

-> AND FINALLY TENDOU ARRIVES.

-> "oh my sweet lord i knew this would happen"

-> ushijima genuinely doesn't understand what everybody's talking about, but he never does so he just stands there and listen trying to comprehend.

-> shirabu is a mix between disgust and amazement because his captain's back is sO marked, it's even a little swollen.

-> was he..... was he that big?

-> that's when shirabu starts thinking about what could you have done, like, in details.

-> his face suddenly becomes RED OH FUCK THAT'S Y/N-SENPAI HE'S THINKING ABOUT

-> semi has to do his best effort to hide his laugh but every now and then he lets out a giggle which leads to kawanishi laughing too.

-> AND THEN GOSHIKI GOES:

-> "are you okay ushijima-senpai?"

-> someone protect this child please.

-> wakatoshi is kinda thrown off by the question but he is feeling alright.

-> semi can't hold back and just burst in laugh.

-> shirabu is so distressed and yells "DON'T LAUGH HE'LL REALIZE"

-> ushi: 🤨

-> "did you have a fun night, wakatoshi?" asks tendou, a smirk on his face, shouting glances at his teammates.

-> "i did, i took y/n on a date, we had dinner and then..." he can't say what you did next.

-> "then...?" follows semi, gaining a hit from reon.

-> "i don't think y/n would want me to talk about this"

-> "we know, wakatoshi" that's tendou. and he slaps ushijima's back, a little too hard.

-> it's when he feels a subtle burning feeling he remembers.

-> "oh, yes, i have scratches on my back"

-> everyone's like who would've guessed 🧐

-> AND THEN TOSHI JUST LEAVES???

-> goshiki thought he was going to explain??? maybe give some advice???

-> anyways, shirabu STARES at you the next time he sees you and goshiki can't look at you without turning red.

-> kawanishi and semi TEASE and reon literally asks you if you're okay.

-> tendou is so surprised because he knew wakatoshi had to be rough but expectations WAY surpassed.

#haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #iwaizumi headcanons #iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi fluff #iwaizumi hajime #ushijima x reader #ushijima headcanons #ushijima fluff #ushijima wakatoshi #– star's; originals! [❀]

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personwithausername · 2 years

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Haikyuu!!! Character Headcanons (LGBT Edition)

Okay I've been meaning to do this for ages so here we go woo !!

Also before we start I'd like to say I'm probably biased bc of my ships and also projecting lmfao

Sorry if you think I'm pushing identities onto characters too !! they're just hcs and it's entirely possible i went too far lmfao

I hope I haven't stolen other people's headcanons though so if I did I'm sorry

Also sorry for all the stuff in brackets lmfao

Schools: Karasuno, Nekoma, Aoba Johsai (Seijoh), Fukurodani, Inarizaki

KARASUNO:

Hinata Shouyou - pansexual (I think he'd just date who he wants to date tbh) also maybe trans, he/him pronouns

Kageyama Tobio - gay and demiromantic (he probably never thought about romance bc he never felt attracted to anyone that way but then he forms an emotional bond with someone and woo), he/him

Tsukishima Kei - gay and demisexual (I feel like he'd think he's ace but then he'd realize that he's demi ??), he/him

Yamaguchi Tadashi - bisexual (he gives such bisexual energy I don't think anyone disagrees) also he/they pronouns

Yachi Hitoka - raging lesbian and also probably demigirl, she/they pronouns

Nishinoya Yuu - definition of bisexual disaster lbr, also probably aceflux and a demiboy (but he'd use he/him pronouns i feel ??)

Tanaka Ryuunosuke - token straight. need i say more (he/him)

Ennoshita Chikara - i feel like he wouldn't label himself, like he just likes who he likes,,, either that or he's gay so i'm not quite sure, he/him

Kinoshita Hisashi - polysexual (maybe also polyamourous ??) and nonbinary, they/them pronouns

Narita Kazuhito - other token straight, he/him

Azumane Asahi - i'm sorry i get bi arospec acespec vibes from him, he/him

Sugawara Koushi - definitely gay (ik people usually say bi but idk i get this vibe from him) also trans he/they but they still wear skirts and shit because fuck you that's why (his makeup is always on point and they teach kageyama to do eyeliner)

Sawamura Daichi - i doubt he'd label himself, he probably knows he likes more than one gender but i doubt he really cares for labels, he/him

Kiyoko Shimizu - bi but she prefers girls i think ?? also trans with gorgeous long legs, she/her

{I added coaches for Karasuno but I probably won't for the other schools </3}

Keishin Ukai - omnisexual probably, he/him

Ittetsu Takeda - gayest man alive have you seen him, he/him

NEKOMA:

Kuroo Tetsurou - gay (ik a lot of people hc him as bi but idk giving very homosexual energy imo), he/him

Kenma Kozume - gay and bigender, he/she/they pronouns and their eyeliner is always on point, hasn't believed in gendered clothing since he was 4

Yaku Morisuke - honestly pansexual vibes, trans he/they

Kai Nobuyuki - bi but prefers girls, he/him

Yamamoto Taketora - token straight (shoulda seen this coming w tanaka also being token straight)

Fukunaga Shouhei - ceterosexual (attracted to nb folks) also nb themself, they/xe pronouns

Inuoka Sou - panromantic and asexual, he/him

Teshiro Tamahiko - straight (but not token), nb they/he

Haiba Lev - bisexual disaster, he/him

Shibayama Yuuki - gay have you seen this fellow, he/she pronouns

AOBA JOHSAI:

Oikawa Tooru - bisexual (i promise i'm not trying to go with the flirty bi boy stereotype okay), nonbinary they/he/she pronouns but they prefer they and he

Iwaizumi Hajime - gay asf but he looks very straight, he/him

Matsukawa Issei - bisexual and greyromantic, genderfluid he/xe (also maybe polyamourous)

Hanamaki Takahiro - gay arospec ace he/they

Yahaba Shigeru - asexual and panromantic, he/him

Watari Shinji - aromantic and asexual, he/him

Kindaichi Yuutarou - unlabeled i feel, he/him

Kunimi Akira - omni ace he/they and absolutely unbothered

Kyoutani Kentarou - gay. transmasc they/he pronouns also

FUKURODANI:

Bokuto Koutarou - pansexual !!! but really, like hinata i think he'd just like who he likes (ahem akaashi) he/him

Akaashi Keiji - gay tbh i can't see him liking women, he/they or they/he depending on how they're feeling

Onaga Wataru - straight he/him woo

Komi Haruki - romance favourable aroflux (or maybe i'm just projecting) unlabeled when it comes to what gender he likes, he/him

Sarukui Yamato - omni he/xe vibes tbh

Washio Tatsuki - hetero asexual he/him

INARIZAKI:

Kita Shinsuke - doesn't really label his romantic orientation but he is ace so !! woo ( i just don't personally see him as someone who'd be interested in sex) trans he/him

Oomimi Ren - aromantic heterosexual what a Chad, he/him

Ojiro Aran - bisexual he/him

Ginjima Hitoshi - polysexual nb, they/them

Kosaku Yuuto - cishet he/him token straight woo

Riseki Heisuke - disaster pansexual, demiboy he/they

Akagi Michinari - hetero ace, they/he

Miya Osamu - gay disaster, he/him

Miya Atsumu - bi disaster, also he/him (the twins probably had their gay awakenings around the same time)

Suna Rintarou - pansexual (and maybe acespec ???) transmasc he/they (difficult to argue against imo)

and that's it for now !! i'll maybe do a part 2 if i'm feeling up to it later (that'll probably include shiratorizawa, dateko, itachiyama and johzenji - maybe nohebi)

hope this is alright !!

drink water <3

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heyitsyn · 4 years

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Put A Ring On It

a/n: lmao tooru would actually beat your booty if you ever date kags

anon request: hii can i have a hc like the oikawa sister reader x iwa but now with kageyama?? like the reader is literally the princess of seijoh and never liked anyone until he met kags?? tysm! u make such a cute ff

requests open!!

he might not smile much but when he does, its the most beautiful smile I've ever seen

king and queen of the court??

lmao im getting chills

so since tooru went to kitagawa, it would be natural for him to want his baby sister to go there too right?

you are actually 2 years younger than tooru so that would make you about kags’ age

you are well-known throughout the school as oikawa tooru’s little sister and people also flocked to you since you got the good genes as well

but you were never interested in fear that they would take advantage of you for your brother or to just parade you as a trophy

anyways

you liked volleyball like your brother but you didnt want to play in a team so you just went to their practices to help the coaches

youve heard about this prodigy setter named kagayama tobio, who was also the grandson of a known volleyball couch

but youve only heard bad things about him

tooru lit rally comes home ranting and complaining about this new kid who is great at setting and you were just like, ‘okay and?’

‘y/n-chan! theres an outsider threatening to take your brother’s place! aren’t you worried for me?!’

‘nii-chan, its just volleyball’

‘just-just volley-! that’s it im disowning you’

while iwa just watches from the sidelines

oikawa just shouting and yelling in front of the fridge while you sit on the barstool while eating a banana, looking unbothered

keeping up with the oikawas part 2

you kinda knew him because kindaichi, who is your classmate, talked about kageyama, who was in kunimi’s class

‘tooru-nii never shuts up about him’

you complained to kindaichi one day

‘is he really that good?’

you knew the talent you brother had and the hard work he puts in volleyball as you were usually the one who woke up at night to help him with his knee pains

so you slightly understood his threatened feeling of this mysterious prodigy who just suddenly enters the team

‘he’s not terrible. maybe its because theyre the only setters in the team so oikawa-senpai is threatened about his position being taken’

‘but as long as he’s not a starting, then no foul done right?’

wrong

unfortunately, you were there to see tooru break down during practice when kageyama asked him how to serve

since you usually walked home with your brother and iwa-chan,

get yourself protective brothers

you were forced to wait until he was done with practice

captain duties and all that

and you were getting tired of just waiting in the cold so you go in the gym to tell off your nii-chan when you see him raise his hand at this tobio boy

‘iwa-chan!’

you shriek and he was able to stop tooru from hitting their underclassman

‘oi! oikawa tooru!’

kageyama looked horrified and was so scared that he dashed off

ngl, you felt bad for him and you knew that your brother was probably just overwhelmed w the incoming interhighs and he was just getting frustrated

so when iwa nodded at you that he got tooru, you went after kageyama, who was tossing the ball up in the air

he tossed it up once, expecting it to come back down but you snatched it right up

he turned to see a girl who looked exactly oikawa-san and he backed away

you saw him step back and you pouted

‘ehhh~? am i that scary to you, kage-chan?’

omg the way you even talk was like him

‘are you oikawa-senpai’s sister?’

hes heard little about you from kunimi

you nodded and gave him a smile before sticking a hand out

‘oikawa y/n, at your service’

‘ah, k-kageyama tori-bio’

you giggled at his flustered look

‘what is it? torio? tobio?’

ofc you already knew but he was so cute to tease

‘i-it’s tobio’

he was red at the embarrassment of messing up his own name but you thought he was so cute and a bean

you heard from kunimi that he wasnt very social and mostly keeps to himself or the volleyball team

‘sorry about my nii-chan, kage-chan. hes just stressed right now. dont worry, he’ll come around. i’ll make it up to you in his place, okay?’

your eyes scrunched up as you smiled to try and diffuse the situation and save your brother’s arse

he owes you

‘its okay. its also my fault for pestering him about it so i should apologize’

omg this boy is ADORABLE

DLKAFDKLJAFALSFEJISLKDJ

‘tobio-chan!’

you shrieked before hugging him and nuzzling your face into his shirt

‘youre so sweet! you dont have to do anything!’

he was actually taken aback by your expressive personality and wasnt used to being fawn upon, especially by a cute girl

he remained frozen on the spot and you worriedly let go, thinking he stopped breathing

‘tobio-chan? did you die?! tobio-chan!’

from then on, you just seemed to see him everywhere

for months you didnt even know this boy but suddenly, after the accident, you were just seeing him everywhere

from your classroom, you’d see him at the yard with kunimi and kindaichi as they toss the ball around

i will always think that this trio were initially friends at the beginning!

he seemed to be a very shy boy and was constantly trying to keep his emotions on check

but you saw the smiles whenever he thinks the two arent looking

that was probably why you absolutely had the biggest crush on this boy

but you didnt realize that you had a crush on him

you just wanted to help him come out of his shell and help him smile more bc it was so beautiful

so you cornered him by his locker one day and your cute smile made his cheeks go on fire

‘FIREEE~~~~ BULTORUNE!!’

‘tobio-chan! i want to be your friend!’

he was SHOOK

girls never really talked to him, much less his frightening captain’s cute sister

no words came from him as he just looked at you with wide eyes

‘o-oikawa-san?’

you pouted at the formal use of your name

‘haaa?! tobiio-chan! call me by some cute nickname too~!’

you crossed your arms and stomped your foot on the floor

omg no stop this at once little girl

he turned even redder and quickly stuffed his things in his bag before dashing off

‘eh?! tobio-chan!’

his days were filled with that

you were constantly yelling his nickname with a smile when you would see him and he would blush then run away

even during practice, you would basically act as their manager by giving them their towels and water

but it was obvious that you would pamper kageyama more

that irritated your brother

he dragged you home one day and was basically interrogating you

‘n/n-chan, youre not having a crush on that bastard kageyama are you?’

you glared at your brother, offended at the way he called tobio

‘don’t call him that, nii-chan! i will hit you!’

you shrieked and punched his gut

‘HES NOT GOOD FOR YOU, N/N-CHAN! HES A THIEF!’

tooru shouts and thus began the arguments between your fascination with kageyama

but you didnt care because you intend to uphold that promise and reach that goal through

all you wanted was to see tobio smile freely

one day, you were walking to school earlier than your brother when you saw kageyama at the intersection

your eyes lit up and you bounded up to him

‘tobio-chan!’

his eyes widened and he quickly turned around to walk away

ngl that hurted a bit

‘tobio-chan?’

that small voice made him stop and his head turned to look at your watering eyes

‘tobio-chan, do you not like me?’

you were so used to being liked and fawned over your entire life that the thought of somebody not liking you was so hurtful

maybe thats why you liked kageyama tobio though

he was focused on running away from you rather than going to you

for the first time, you would have to be the one who chased rather than being the one running

kags was worried bc his sister always told him to never make a girl cry and here he was, watching your eyes tear up

‘y/n-san, please dont cry’

you watched him walk to you and shakily wipe your tears away

a smile formed on your face at the touch of his fingertips and you hugged him

lmao we really bokuto 2.0

kags didnt know what to do bc if he hugged you back, that would give you a wrong impression of him wanting to be your friend

but he didnt want friends, he just wanted to play volleyball

but he smelled a faint strawberry scent from your hair and he unconsciously leans in, wrapping his arms around your body

at the feeling of him returning your affection, you giggled and tightened your arms around him while burying your face in his chest

‘do you want to be my friend now, tobio-chan?’

you were so insistent on being a friend that kageyama was touched at your efforts

he was just like

f it shes pretty and nice, its fine

he nodded

and thus began a cute friendship

well, more like a one-sided friendship since you were the more lively one than him

you would run to his classroom with kindaichi and eat with kags and kunimi

you would give him parts of your bento and you would hold his hand

thisgirl does not know personal space

one lunch period, you were all eating lunch when you were suddenly thirsty

you let go of kags and stood up, making the boys look at you

‘im thirsty so ill get something. want anything?’

they shrugged and told you to get whatever so you skipped to the vending machine

yall idontknow how to skip so i just kinda gallop

you got banana milk for you and random things for kindaichi and kunimi

but you didnt know what to get kags

you thought you would know since youve started being friends a few weeks ago but you really didnt know what drink he liked

so you chose the only blue thing they have

you went back to the classroom and gave their drinks but you sheepishly smiled when you gave kags his milk

‘i didnt really know what you liked so i got a blue carton because your eyes are blue and they reminded me of you’

kindaichi and kunimi gave you a disgusted look while kageyama blushed at the thought

this folks, is why kagellama tobiyolo is in love w that blue carton of milk

slowly but surely, kageyama has started opening up to you and you were so happy that he was starting to smile more around you

it took a few months but you were finally considered a friend

ofc tooru was deeply unhappy about this and always tried to foil plans between you and him but you were not having that

he was even harsher during practice but since youre always there, you would take a page from iwa’s book and yeet a ball to his face

‘i will hit you, nii-chan!’

it was a shock to the school that you were actually showing interest to someone since you rarely gave anybody else a second glance

and it was to this shy boy, kageyama tobio, no less!

when oikawa tooru has finally graduated, you breathed a sigh of relief

you were bumped up to best friend by kageyama and you always walked home with him

iwa-chan liked you (in a brotherly, platonic way) enough that he would even keep tooru in his house so you could hang out with kageyama longer

also, kags has finally came up with a nickname for you and has finally called you by something informal!!

imsoproudofhimohmygosh

‘n/n-chan, my mom’s cooking tonkatsu tonight. you wanna come?’

he asked you one night and you nodded eagerly, excited at the mention of your favorite food

‘yes! you dont even have to ask!’

you hummed as you skipped down the road, still holding his arm, and excited to meet his family

but to kags, this was a way more serious affair

youve never met his family before and hes worried that they might embarrass him in front of this cute girl

and he was right

when they stepped in, his sister, who was back from college, peaked and saw her little anti-social baby brother with a really really cute girl

‘mom! tobio brought a girl home!’

he shuts his eyes in frustration but you squeezed his hands

‘dont be nervous, tobio-chan. im right here, okay?’

oml he doesnt deserve you

his mom was so excited that he even had a friend and quickly finished dinner

you bowed in front of his parents and sister before introducing yourself

‘hello, my name is oikawa y/n. its really nice to meet you and thank you for inviting me to your lovely home’

‘omg oikawa-chan is so nice! dig in, everyone!’

kageyama met the eyes of his family and his heart swelled at their approval

it made him like you more

waitt, like?

like, as in, romantic?

like as in, i like you more than a best friend?

like, as in, i want to be your boyfriend?

he choked at that last thought and you hurriedly gave him his water, patting his back

‘daijobu, tobio-chan?’

no luv, life is not daijobu right now

he nodded before sighing in relief

one look at your face and all the thoughts started happening again and he turned even redder

dear god, he actually had a crush on you

nah, itll go away

right?

nope

this is a fanfiction kags, youre meant to fall in love with us

at the passing of his grandfather, tobio was an actual wreck

an emotional, mental, and physical wreck

he skipped school and constantly practiced at the backyard and refused to eat his meals, wanting to stay outside with his ball longer

at his second day of absence, you went straight to his house and when his mom opened the door, she gave you a sad smile and pointed to the back

you saw him trying to do a serve only for him to miss and hit his head before shouting curses

never have you seen him miss a serve

you studied his appearance and your hands trembled

his eyes were red with even more red around his eyes, chapped lips from the constant biting and the bruised knuckles from probably punching something

the last time you saw him was at the funeral after he asked you to go with him and you were so worried that he would turn out like this

‘tobio’

you softly called out and he paused, not moving to get the ball

he heaved a wheeze before choking out a sob

you ran straight to him and gathered him in your arms, cradling the back of his head to your shoulder

throughout your friendship, tobio has never been so affectionate

but right now, you were the only thing that made everything seem normal and he held on to you, so afraid that you might disappear too

as if knowing his concerns, you ran your hands through his hair

‘sshhh, it’s okay. im right here. im not going anywhere, tobio. im right here, okay?’

even you were hurting

everything started because you thought he was beautiful when he smiled so you made it your mission to keep that smile alive forever

but when hes sobbing and in pain, it gives more value to that smile because underneath all that, he was just a shy little boy who had a passion of volleyball

you didnt want to say anything to him but everyone knew that he wasnt exactly the same tobio

if anything, he was much harder with himself and trained even harder

he was staying later in the gym and he was starting to snap at everyone, even kindaichi and kunimi

they got into a massive fight during practice and everyone went home angry but he stayed after, putting his frustrations into doing jumping serves

you watched from the sidelines and when you saw him fall, you rushed over and gently patted his face to get rid of his sweat

‘tobio-chan, let’s go home’

he shook his head

‘no! i need to perfect this-!’

‘tobio-chan, lets go home’

your voice became stronger and firm so he hung his head low

‘you dont understand, y/n. i need to be strong and i want to be the last standing on the court’

you flashed a crooked smile

‘did you forget who my brother is, tobio-chan? i suffered through it with nii-chan so im not going through it again, especially with you. so come on, lets go home’

everyone in the school became wary of the former shy boy who seems to glare at everything and everyone

you were even told, straight to your face, that you were wasting time being his friend

‘ne, y/n-chan. kageyama-kun is so mean so you should stay away from him, okay?’

you glared at them before slamming your book close

‘say one more word and i will shove this book down your throat so youll never be able to utter a single sound ever again’

go off sister!!

you stayed with kageyama, even if he got frustrated and got angry at you, but he was your best friend and youve been friends for years

and you still want to see his smile

tooru was practicing a lot again and your sister and takeru were at tokyo for a trip so you were home alone

so you texted kageyama that you were coming over and he didnt respond which you took as a sign of agreement

so at your trek to his house, you hummed as you swung the bag full of meat buns and cartons of milk when you saw your 3 friends

you were about to shout and raise your hand when you saw kindaichi harshly push kageyama back and kunimi separating the two

‘you-!’

kunimi saw you and hissed at the two

‘stop this right now. y/n-san is over there’

you shouldve known then that everything was falling apart

at this point, you were the only one he let in as his family was too afraid to push him too far

you should be happy, right?

he was smiling around you and only you

only you were able to see such a beautiful thing

but now,

you were not happy with the way he acted towards everybody

during that iconic game in his last year of middle school, he pushed you away too

the locker room was tense and kindaichi was about to yell at him when you knocked

‘tobio-chan, can we talk?’

he wordlessly threw the towel down and hefted his bag before going outside to follow you

omg im getting flashbacks from my shirabu ff from yesterday

you grabbed his hand and pulled him in for a hug

youve given him many hugs before but this time, it was so strong and different than the others

his arms were around your shoulders while yours was around his torso due to your height and your head was leaning against the place where his heart would be

‘im going to seijoh, tobio-chan’

you paused, gauging his reaction

he didnt say anything, just keeping you in his arms

not iwa-level-bara arms but a healthy-muscular-arms

‘tooru-nii wants me to spend one more year with him before he goes to college and theyre saying my grades are enough to keep me there. but if you dont want me to go, i wont’

‘what? why wont you? its a good school and you deserve it’

his grumbles were still frustrated but he was rather calm whenever he talks to you

‘you wont miss me then, tobio-chan~?’

he could feel you pouting and that made him smile

‘i wont since youll come over to my house everyday’

you pulled your head away with mock surprise

‘everyday?! tobio-chan~! youll really miss me~!’

so you went your separate ways

but you spent every day of the summer together

much to oikawa’s dismay

and during your first day, he was reluctant to let you go

for 3 years you walked together at the same direction to the same place

but now, youd have to part ways at the same intersection

you softly smiled and giggled when he refused to let go of your hand

im busting uwus just writing this yall

my fingers said ‘free reign!’

‘tobio-chan~! i’m going to be late~!’

you playfully whined and gently pulled your hand from his grasp

but he didnt let go, still holding your hand while the other was in his pants pocket

‘we should skip today, n/n. we can go get meat buns and popsicles and-’

you walked back to him and wrapped your arms around his torso, chin rested on his chest so you could look up to him

‘as much as i want to, my grades and attendance need to be high, tobio-chan~’

he scoffed, ruffling your hair

‘once i become a professional player, you wont need to work. i can support us by myself’

bruh hes already thinking they would get married or something

you scrunched your nose in distate

‘i want to make something of myself. i was given a life so im going to live it’

‘but that means spending less time with me and-’

‘tobio-chan, i know what youre doing. stop stalling and let me go to school already~!’

‘no!’

he refused and caged you in his arms while you wiggled and laughed

‘ill see you later! i promise! now i need to go or nii-chan will yell at you~!’

with great reluctance, he let you go to school, pouting and everything

that cute pout he has oml

as your figure became smaller the farther you walked, you turned around and saw him still standing there and when he saw you look at him, he raised a hand

you jumped and cupped your hands around your mouth

‘MISS YOU ALREADY TOBIO-CHAN!’

i reference my previous works constantly

pedestrians looked at you weirdly and looked at kageyama too causing him to get flustered and run to school, your laughter echoing behind him

seijoh was already expecting the arrival of oikawa’s cute little sister and once you appeared, woohoooo

you got your own fanclub of ladies and genitals

they flocked over to your desk after tooru and iwa dropped you off at your classroom during lunch

‘ne, oikawa-chan, do you see anyone cute today?’

‘iwaizumi-senpai is cute, dont you think?’

‘no! yahaba-senpai is cuter!’

‘matsukawa-senpai and hanamaki-senpai are not bad’

we have matsuhana rights in this household

but you remained quiet, focusing on your phone as kageyama complained to you about some tangerine looking fool

‘oikawa-chan!’

that caught your attention and you smiled gently

‘hm?’

they giggled at your rosy cheeks

‘she has a boyfriend, probably’

you shook your head

‘no. i dont’

‘well, do you have anyone you like?’

you thought about it and shrugged

‘ive never really liked anyone before. i dont care about having a boyfriend either since my brother and tobio are enough for me’

that traveled quickly and soon, everyone was trying their best to woo the little princess oikawa

from lunch suggestions to study dates,

they all wanted to be closer to you

but you always refused,

‘tooru-nii wants me to eat lunch with him’

‘im hanging out with tobio-chan after school’

‘iwa-chan doesnt like you so no’

lmao yes

you were famous around the school for the way everyone treated you and catered to your needs to gain your favor

exactly like a princess

the princess of aoba johsai

the princess of seijoh

she ruled the court alongside the Grand King Oikawa and everyone practically worshipped them

everyone wanted them to like them, just a little bit, but you remained closed off to romantic relationships

when tobio texted you about the upcoming seijoh practice match, you were bouncing on your heels in excitement as you waited for them in the gym

kindaichi and kunimi were rolling their eyes at you

the other members of the team knew of you and were confused at your behavior

‘her boyfriend’s on the karasuno team’

‘the king of the court’

‘eh?! boyfriend?!’

‘y/n-chan, can you hand me my bottle?’

he wasnt answered as you shrieked and sprinted straight to kageyama who appeared at the door

‘tobio-chan~!’

you launched yourself and latched yourself to him, tobio immediately supporting you

‘geez, n/n, not in front of everyone’

you giggled

‘i missed you so much, tobio-chan~!’

‘then transfer over’

‘i cant do that! you know that!’

everyone was S H O O K

‘is she,,,, your girlfriend, kageyama?’

daichi and suga asked but the boy turned red before shaking his head

‘my friend’

‘ehhh?! you have friends?!’

hinata shut up i swear-

you cheered him on despite being on the other team

you got even louder when you saw your brother playing and he complained about your loyalties

‘you cheer on for your boyfriend but not your brother?! what is the meaning of this n/n-chan?!’

you rushed to give him a towel when he motioned you to do it for him like you always did

‘i want a girlfriend too’

‘we’re not dating you idiots!’

kageyama shouted from the sidelines to the orange hair kid

‘but you act like,,, that’

you smiled

maybe dating tobio wouldnt be a bad idea

i mean, hes cute, adorable, talented, funny, nice

you could deal with it

‘so youre syaing, we act like it already?’

you questioned towards the grey-haired guy who nodded

‘whaddya say, tobio-chan? should we hurry up and put a ring on it?’

he spluttered, almost choking on his water

‘r-r-RING?!’

‘well, you said youd support us in the future, right?’

‘i mean-yea-but’

‘okay then its settled’

both teams gawked at you while kageyama was too busy trying to not have a nosebleed or a heart attack by how fast his heart was beating

you turned to your brother who was looking like his entire world was crumbling

‘OI TOORU-NII! TOBIO-CHAN AND I ARE NOW DATING AND WE’RE GOING TO GET MARRIED!’

oikawa screamed

yall this is so long im--

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Hello! I just discovered ur blog last night and i really loves your writing🥺🥺 can i request? maybe a hcs for Kuroo, Oikawa, Tsukishima, and Bokuto who is dating with top volleyball player and when they tell it to the team, they just laugh or called him delulu but one day his fem!s/o shows up and the rest of team are like *shocked pikachu face* Thanks!💗

HIII LOVELY!! Welcome to the blog ☺️💗✨ this was actually so funny and cute, ty for requesting it hehe. Have a great day/night mwah💋

—HQ Boys dating a pro vball player

Kuroo, Oikawa, Tsukishima, Bokuto

All the characters are aged up !!

Team reunions are a MUST with Nekoma considering how rich and successful they all became after the timeskip

But Kuroo was excited to update his team on his latest catch: the most perfect girlfriend in history

You happened to be abroad on an away game and couldn’t show up to the reunion which was a skeptical story to the team

Kuroo gave them your name and of course they had to search you up, seeing all your highlights and pictures

Yaku snorts, “you’re telling me a nerd like you got this babe??”

“HEY! It’s not that surprising; I work in the volleyball industry after all!”

The dinner ended with the team joking about how silly Kuroo is

And the next reunion dinner was no different with the team snickering avout Kuroo’s lovesick fantasies

Until you walked in, sauntering over to their table with a tight black dress that accentuated all your curves

“Hey babe, sorry to keep you guys waiting! I got caught up at the airport, ugh paperwork am I right?” You explain, pecking your boyfriend on the cheek while stroking his bed head as he eyed you lovingly

The entire team went 0.0 no joke

Cue Kuroo’s hyena laugh

Lev was complimenting your perfume and asking where you got it

Kenma was warning you about Kuroo’s idiocy before Kuroo ruffled his hair

To be honest, you fit right in with the Nekoma crew with their the air of success and elegance

“I met her in Argentina, I swear!!” Oikawa urges, when Iwaizumi, Mattsun, and Hanamakinall burst into laughter as he bragged about you to his team

“It doesn’t matter what you guys think; she’s perfect and loves me and that’s all that matters!” He declares but the slight pout on his face show differently

“PFFFF, we’ll believe you when pigs fly, Shittykawa,” Mattsun snorted, nudging Hanamaki

So there you guys were, at the monthly Seijoh Alumni Bar Night with Oikawa’s arm slung over the your shoulders

“I told you I told you I told you MWHAHAHA” Oikawa slurs through the excessive alcohol

Kunimi and Kindaichi have always respected Oikawa as their senpai and weren’t as surprised when he announced you as his girlfriend but you really were as perfect as Oikawa had made you out to be

The night was a definite success with Oikawa constantly bursting out into that evil laugh of his and you making conversation with his old friends

You and Iwa-chan were able to talk about Oikawa’s stubborn yet hardworking nature and laugh about how you’re basically going through the same experiences

“If you can manage to stay with Shittykawa until the next time we meet, I’ll owe you a bowl of ramen,” Iwaizumi bets

You chuckle shake on it, because you were definitely getting that ramen

It was Yamaguchi who slipped out your name at the reunion

Tsukki had glared daggers at his friend for a straight 3 minutes before regaining his composure

“Yeah, she’s playing pro so I don’t get to see her as much.”

Kageyama is completely baffled

“You’re dating Y/N??? In the Division 1 League?? I’ve only seen her a couple times when we played in the same stadium but she’s dating you??”

Hinata is furiously nodding in agreement

Tsukki rolls his eyes, but that little spark of competitiveness in him won’t let them have the last word

And it was worth it to see the bewildered look in his ex-teammates’ faces when they shook your hand, each one more speechless than the last

“It’s very nice to meet you! Oh you’re Hinata right? I saw your match last week; you were amazing!!”

And with that one phrase, you’ve won over the redhead

“WHY DID YOU CHOOSE STINGYSHIMA?” Hinata blurts out

And the glare from Tsukki was making him regret asking the question but you took it in stride

You place a hand on your boyfriend’s shoulder before answering, “there’s a lot more to him than meets the eye.”

And Daichi, Suga, and Asahi don’t miss your eyes dart to an inappropriate place before meeting Hinata’s eyes and Tsukki reddening at your insinuation

Suga hands you a napkin and pen for your autograph and Noya and Tanaka are jumping around you out of pure curiousity

The night went smoothly after that with you and Kiyoko chatting about how idiotic your lovers were and when no one was looking

Tsukishima Kei smiled into his drink a genuine smile

Bokuto was shoving your photo into the faces of all his old teammates as they rolled their eyes at him

“I promise! She’s mine and mine alone!” Bokuto whines but his eyes held absolute adoration

“Bokuto-san, if you keep screaming you’ll have a heart attack,” Akaashi reprimands

“But... why won’t you guys believe me? Agh JUST you wait, I’ll introduce you guys to her and you’ll never doubt me again!”

So that’s how you ended up at Bokuto’s house, fixing up cheese for the Fukurodani Monthly Reunion

As the team filed one by one into his home, they were so confused to see a pro volleyball player in Bokuto’s home in an apron

And the smile on Bo’s face could not be any wider as he pranced around you, not worried at all by how silly he looked

“Ah, so you’re the one dating our Bokuto-san,” Akaashi starts as he reaches for your hand, “I’m Akaashi Keiji.”

“I’m y/n, no formalities needed for Bo’s lovely friends!”

But the rest of the team was so confused they were frozen in place

Konoha has already slapped Bokuto over the head and congratulated him on landing such a perfect girlfriend and Bo was laughing in agreement

The night was perfect to be honest, and Bokuto could not ask for anything else seeing you, the love of his life seated at his table with the best friends he’s ever made

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akaashisbabygirl · 4 years

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Oikawa

sfw

s/o who has stretch marks on her thighs

cuddling s/o after a bad day at school

washing machine

comforting him after losing a game

begging

i love you so much

s/o who has relapsed

s/o with allergies

s/o who’s stressed

s/o who isn’t what they thought

comforting a s/o who feels inferior to others

out in public with a s/o who has autism + stims

s/o who isn’t motivated anymore

their crush is stressing over an exam

comforting their s/o after an emotional breakdown

s/o who’s a k-pop idol

s/o who can speak french

failing at making a product

sitting in his lap for a tik tok trend

s/o who has really bad stretch marks

s/o who just feels alone

their girlfriend proposing

burn scars

s/o who avoids their reflection

s/o being diagnosed with tourette syndrome

s/o who has strict parents

s/o who is really pissed off

s/o who gets migraines often

s/o who has suicidal thoughts

crushing on a volleyball captain

jealous

fluff hcs

having a crush on their manager

how they treat their s/o

tennis rival

seeing s/o all red

having a tall s/o

having a famous actress s/o

hearing that your best friend was talking shit about you

s/o who struggles with self harm

it’s three in the morning

s/o who is insecure about their skin tone

s/o with trust issues

s/o who has a happy trail

hurting himself during volleyball

having an activist s/o

s/o who is a homebody

s/o birthday

telling him that you can’t have kids

seeing someone flirt with their girlfriend

s/o who is very flexible

s/o who has abandonment and trust issues

seeing his sibling self harm

s/o dancing in the kitchen

s/o with a lot of tattoos

comforting s/o who had a rough upbringing

s/o who picks at their skin

what type of person he would be attracted to

how they woo a single parent

s/o feeling addressed

s/o having a really bad depression room

s/o who is in a music club

s/o who is very interested in music

nsfw

dressing up for them

theirs

seeing s/o with another guy

s/o being a cheerleader for a rival school

vibrator

food play

senpai kink

baby fever

oikawa trying to throw it back on s/o

ass or tit men

s/o experiencing a big sub-drop

threesome w iwa

needy for him

foursome

love making

hate sex

toys

s/o who has a dirty mind

asking s/o to sit on his face

s/o using the safe word

pull my hair, daddy

needy

s/o who doesn’t moan

who do you belong to

fuck buddies to lovers

Iwaizumi

sfw

comforting you with your mental health

calling them ‘dude’ or ‘bro’

ignoring girlfriend prank

i wont fight for love if you don’t meet me halfway

s/o who has the flu

washing machine

relationship with you

s/o with a drug addiction

hate comments

s/o who isn’t motivated anymore

s/o who’s parents are always fighting

s/o who has social anxiety

s/o who’s a k-pop idol

s/o who is too overwhelmed

s/o whose going through flashbacks

wear my jacket

s/o who relapses for self harm

s/o who has a lot of piercings

comforting reader after an attempt

s/o whose father is an alcoholic

s/o who isn’t able to sleep

we have to be quiet

s/o who wants to wait until marriage to have sex

s/o who is considered a bitch by people

s/o who wants to lose weight

s/o who is really pissed off

s/o who gets migraines often

s/o who has suicidal thoughts

getting caught making out

how they treat their s/o

comforting s/o during a panic attack

s/o sneezing during the deed

s/o who always falls asleep cuddling

hearing that your best friend was talking shit about you

i’m pregnant

wife who is suffering from postpartum depression after giving birth

smart s/o who is a dancer

i like you

s/o in need of affection and physical touch

s/o wanting to adopt a child

telling him that you can’t have kids

seeing someone flirt with their girlfriend

can you help me study

trying to calm reader down

girlfriend who is insecure about their weight

reader coming out as trans

don’t pretend you’re asleep

s/o who acts just like them

s/o who has back pains due to bad posture

nsfw

make me

boyfriend hcs

rough

truth or dare

sick of your voice

bend over

theirs

s/o being a cheerleader for a rival school

seeing someone hit on their s/o

s/o who’s short, quiet and shy

s/o birthday

vibrator

s/o who loves his muscles

food play

brat taming

seeing s/o with another guy

baby fever

ass or tit men

threesome w oikawa

s/o who has an innocent face but lewd expressions

s/o who can speak french

seeing their girlfriend in a sexy dress

teaching reader how to change the gears

s/o who is a shy moaner

secret

seeing s/o ass for the first time

giving him head

who can make you cum more

joining the mile high club

s/o with small breasts

their shy s/o being needy

Hanamaki

sfw

don’t pretend

period pain stimulator

make out sessions

s/o who isn’t motivated anymore

making out

how they treat their s/o

hearing that your best friend was talking shit about you

seeing someone flirt with their girlfriend

nsfw

mornings

ass or tit men

poly

Matsukawa

sfw

period pain stimulator

s/o who isn’t motivated anymore

its three in the morning

soft hcs

s/o who cries a lot for no reason

how they treat their s/o

hearing that your best friend was talking shit about you

seeing someone flirt with their girlfriend

nsfw

letting out frustration

beg

regret

saying the wrong name during sex

hard dom

face riding

going down on him

ass or tit men

homemade lingerie

s/o with an innocent face but lewd expressions

seeing their girlfriend in a sexy dress

poly

come over

s/o who has an oral fixation

Kunimi

sfw

period pain stimulator

cuddles

s/o who started self harming again

motivating his s/o before an exam

nsfw

face sitting

ass or tit men

s/o who’s a tattooist

Kindaichi

sfw

period pain stimulator

piggybacks

dating kageyama’s twin

nsfw

ass or tit men

Kyōtani

sfw

period pain stimulator

hate comments

s/o who started self harming again

getting upset

chubby s/o who likes to eat

helping s/o dye their hair

emotional girlfriend

s/o who acts just like them

secretly dating iwaizumi’s younger sister

nsfw

thigh riding

ass or tit men

s/o who gets very wet

who can make you cum more

spread your legs

right here

s/o who only whines and pants during sex

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kimbapisnotsushi · 2 years

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seijoh hcs <333

IT'S!!! YAHABA'S AND MATTSUN'S BIRTHDAYS!!! SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! SEIJOH HCS LET'S GO

kindaichi had a small puppy crush on yahaba for all of five minutes before yahaba turned around and picked a fight and kindaichi realized that was way above his pay grade

yahaba's aggression and fearlessness is bc he's an overlooked middle child who was never properly supervised growing up

and on the team he's STILL an overlooked middle child!!!!!!

okay no scratch that all the second years are just basically overlooked middle children and THAT'S why the entire second year gen is complete and utter chaos

makki photoshopped kunimi's ':3' face onto the smug knife cat photo and uses it as a reaction pic

makki has, at some point, photoshopped everyone's faces onto an equivalent meme pic

on mattsun's and yahaba's birthdays the team puts all the presents for them into one big pile and have them unwrap each one by one and guess who the present is for based on what it is

so far they've got: a skincare set + facewash headband with bunny ears (mattsun), an oversized hoodie with an embroidered knife in the center captioned "try me" (yahaba), a clip-on bunny tail (mattsun - "to go with the headband," makki had explained quite seriously, while watari lost his shit and kunimi put his hands over kindaichi's eyes), and 2 concert tickets for Full Throttle4, who are punk and goth and emo and make pop punk rock (yahaba, obviously)

(yahaba, who doesn't realize he has a type: "i appreciate these, really, but if all of you can't go - " oikawa: "oh no, none of us are free that day anyways! except kyouken-chan :))" kyoutani: "i'm WHAT now")

also. SO many jokes about iwaizumi going to be a surfer boy when he tells them about california.

iwaizumi: "for the LAST time, i'm not even going to LA! i'm going to irvine!" mattsun, who has Zero Knowledge about ca geography and just likes fucking with iwa: "that's so cowabunga, my dude. make sure you hang ten when you're out there"

(that physically HURT to write oh my god)

kyoutani and watari are gossip buddies. watari is the type who knows all and sees all. kyoutani is just skulking in the background and ppl are too terrified to ask him to leave so he usually ends up overhearing all the juicy shit LMAO

they know about aaaaaaall the third-year drama that not even their upperclassmen know about

during one of kyoutani's and yahaba's arguments watari blasted "true love" by p!nk and it was REALLY fucking funny watching them go at it with "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, BUT I LOVE YOU" in the background

(they didn't even notice until makki showed them a recording)

when kyoutani and yahaba go to the concert they both get really fucking nervous to the point where five minutes in they end up arguing over whether it counts as a date

yahaba: "you know it's not a date unless the two people going want it to be a date, right?" kyoutani: "i do want it to be a date!" yahaba: "what" kyoutani: "what"

at some point they hold hands bc "too many people, we don't want to get separated" and then they just. never let go for the rest of the night LMAO

(and at the end, yahaba asks kyoutani if he really meant it. if kyoutani really wanted this to be a date. and kyoutani grumbles and scowls but he finally goes "yeah, why do you think?" and yahaba laughs and pulls him in closer)

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laraplisetski · 3 years

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Masterlist

Check out my rules first.

Original works:

Worthless: of little/ no value

Burden me with your regrets

Alice in borderland-

Series- (Discontinued)

Teaser

Chapter 1. Starting line

Chishiya-

Playing a game together

Amusement park date

Chishiya request-

Physically affectionate Chishiya, cuddling at night and spooning, the reader stealing his hoodie, him being very protective of her (both from games and other creeps) and mentions of him being a dominant top?

My one and only

Chishiya Alphabet

Chishiya x reader- [2]

Warnings for slightly mentioned rape, drug overdose, suicide and eventual death. Where Chishiya plays with fem!readers feelings.

Washing Chishiya’s hair

Ticklish s/o

Chishiya accidentally hurting you

Psychiatry and Neurology student s/o-

Chishiya with a s/o who's really good at reading emotions and people in general [her specialty is hearts], and when Chishiya talks to them about it they says they are a psychiatry and neuroscience med student.

Chishiya reacting to his child smoking

Strong s/o

A child wanting to be his friend

Crybaby s/o

Cold, Badass s/o

Niragi-

Niragi and his rifle hcs

Niragi Dating Headcannons

Ticklish s/o

Cure-

Where you nurse Niragi to health and become close.

Ticklish s/o

Protective Niragi-

Where Niragi comforts his s/o when they’re scared in a game.

Strong s/o

A child wanting to be his friend

Crybaby s/o

Curvy, Goth s/o

Cold, Badass s/o

Rizuna-

Rizuna x reader-

Rizuna and female! reader meet during a game and they’re the only two who survive thanks to Ann and so the reader wants to stick by her side. The reader ends up at the beach and at first Ann finds her a little annoying but eventually she starts to like the company, Ann becomes protective of her. Fluff.

Silence.

Last Boss-

Last Boss/ Takatora Samura Fluff Alphabet- [1], [2]

Last Boss/ Takatora Samura NSFW Alphabet

Another eventful.. day?-

Last Boss x reader in which he gives you a drugged drink but he did it to protect you? Warning: use of drugs, mention of violence, a few curse words here and there.

Hatter-

Lamentation-

warnings: death, physical violence and angst.

fem!reader wants Takeru to ‘come back’ to his senses and be himself again not knowing that this would be her downfall.

Arisu-

Cute-

Just a very fluffy best friends to lover before borderland.

Strong s/o

S/o being weak infront of them.

A child wanting to be his friend + Aguni

Usagi-

S/o being weak infront of them. + Kuina

Crybaby s/o

Bnha-

Shoto fluff

Haikyuu-

Oikawa-

Dating Oikawa Tooru

Matsukawa-

Dating Issei Matsukawa

Hanamaki-

Dating Takahiro Hanamaki

Iwaizumi-

Dating Hajime Iwaizumi

Yahaba-

Dating Shigeru Yahaba

Watari-

Flower Prompts

Dating Watari Shinji

Kindaichi-

Dating Yūtarō Kindaichi

Kunimi-

Dating Akira Kunimi

Kyotani-

Dating Kentarō Kyōtani

Attack on titan/ Shingeki no Kyojin-

Eren-

What a predicament.

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awsugawara · 4 years

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aoba johsai hcs with a [FEM] short volleyball player s/o

i figured this needed to be done :”) sorry if the pronouns switch around, i originally wanted to to GN, but it just turned into a fem! reader ;-;

anyway, enjoy! :)

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t. oikawa

> not surprising honestly

> if you’re a libero, you’re helping him improve his receives

> if you’re a middle blocker, he’ll tease you and make you def improve your blocks

> if you’re a setter....well...iwa-chan will ask you to practice with HIM, not tooru

> “HA??? but- but-”

> anyway, oikawa does his best to make time for you and not make any of the same mistakes, but you understand his passion for volleyball so you don’t sweat it

> you both met during a scrimmage game with aoba johsai’s girl’s vbc vs shiratorizawa’s

> you’re good friends with semi and tendou :) ushiwaka even

> he got kinda irritated with another loss and was about to lash at ushi-ushi, but you came along to ask ushi if you were both still on to practice

> oikawa.exe has stopped working. CUTE GIRL ALERT!

> he never imagined to date you, but you were more than just some shiratorizawa player

> as much as his flirting was flattering, you kinda put him in his place before he confessed that he felt kinda giddy to be able to run into you

> you cap on tooru so much, iwaizumi is kinda jealous that you were dating the infamous oikawa tooru

> in the end, tooru is a big baby and a SIMP :)

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h. iwaizumi

> oikawa is jealous that he’s dating a popular volleyball player and that’s that

> i keep talking about these boys simping, but YOU, my lovely, are a SIMP for mr. muscles

> “haji...can you flex for me? :)”

> n e way, he’s protective over you, but he knows you can probably kick ass because baby gorl, you’ve got them thighs uwu

> he asks you to practice on the weekends with the team, much to oikawa’s jealousy

> oikawa may seem jealous okay he is ngl but he’s happy that his best friend found someone who makes him happy

> whenever you visit him or the team on the weekends during saturday practice, you make bentos for them

> “oh [y/n]-chan~, we should get married~ you’d make a lovely wife!” - oikawa

> **cue oikawa getting smacked in the face with a volleyball**

> #getrektedoikawa

> but even if you do play volleyball, iwa tries to get you guys to something other than volleyball like going on small trips to Tokyo and such

> you have a whole lot of pictures of iwa that your mom even was like...what

> all i’m saying is if you’re iwa’s gorl, you are one l u c k y b i h

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t. hanamaki

> a meme p. 1

> you and makki make up 1/2 of the meme team dream team

> makki and matsukawa are lazy and therefore practice just enough

> you’re a libero, so it’s no surprise you’re quick on your feet

> but what’s a surprise is your choice of guys according to oikawa

> “she’s amazing at volleyball, but why makki????”

> i feel like he’d rub it in oikawa’s face, alongside matsu

> he got cuffed around the same time matsu did so like omg they’re so in sync //SLAPPED

> ahem, but makki is honestly flower boy so you always tease him

> most dates are lazy indoor dates, but there are times when you’ll drag his ass out to walk in the park or have a picnic

> you and him adopt a child,,,aka a pup or a cat

> you both have each other’s contact names as inside jokes and they always change

> overall, you + makki = best weirdo couple

> BONUS: you went to kitagawa daichi with kindaichi and kunimi, so they’re your best wingmen uwu

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i. matsukawa

> a meme p. 2

> you and issei make up the 2nd half of the meme team dream team

> how matsu ended up with a gf before oikawa,,,totally believable according to iwaizumi pftttt

> you’re so pretty that matsu has to tell iwa-chan that oikawa is gawking at you again

> “GET BACK TO PRACTICE, KUSOKAWA”

> you and matsu spend a lot of time at each other’s house that you adopted a few pets like two betta fish, two cats, and even two birds

> when you posted a pic of you, your bf, your cats, and your birds, your caption was “one big happy family #gillsandbubblesarentinthepic “

> oikawa was a JEALOUS AHAHAHAH

> i think the funniest part of your relationship is that you’re one of the older cousins of kageyama tobio

> “no wonder you’re so good at setting and get along with that guy” -makki

> “YOU’RE WHO NOW?” -oikawa

> “oh wow, kageyama mentioned you a few times i think in middle school” -iwa

> “that’s my babe” -matsu

> you call each other out on being a simp (more like him @ you oof)

> you’ve got a healthy relationship, but matsu likes to be clingy at times and that’s okay with you because that’s your lazy manz uwu

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s. yahaba

> one may wonder...how tf did shigeru even get a gf???? let alone one that plays volleyball????????

> you think shigs is a whole crack up with trying to look impressive

> i think that y’all have such a healthy relationship that him trying to look good isn’t much of anything

> although, you would like for him to read some of the tell signs that you aren’t having a good day and when he does, he makes sure you’re a P R I N C E S S

> lost a game? shigs is there with open arms and plans to take you home and order take out

> when his team lost against karasuno, you’ve never saw your bf so down

> you treated him and his whole team to dinner

> #ripyourwallet

> but it took shigs weeks to get over it a bit as it was kinda just hard for him to accept that his senpais won’t be able to go against shiratorizawa

> you WILL practice with him to work on his sets, serves, and receives

> the title of captain is a big title and you’ll do anything to support him

> so the following year after oikawa and the other third years left, you quit the girl’s vbc and just became the manager of the boy’s vbc

> sometimes you regret it because your manz can be an idiot sometimes smh

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y. kindaichi

> turnip head’s time to shine LMFAO

> no one really knew about your guy’s relationship because you’re both pretty tame and it really isn’t much of a deal if ppl find out

> for the boy’s AND girl’s vbcs it was apparently

> “our y/n-chan is dating WHO FROM THE BOYS VBC KBFABFJABFJBA???”

> “senpai, how did you say that last part-” -y/n

> “our kindaichi is growing up” -proud daddikawa

> “shup up shittykawa.” -iwa

> the boys vbc purposefully made the time to watch the girls for the SOLE PURPOSE OF embarrassing the turnip headed male rip

> nevertheless, you were super happy to see your bf after losing the game :”)

> you were a starter for the girls vbc and oikawa was confused as to why he hadn’t been swooned by one of the girl’s vbc starters since

> you come to the gym often after this and help out with practice

> the coaches are like dads and they approve

> yuu gets super flustered regardless of how long you’ve been dating

> he gets super insecure you’re going to change your mind for one of the third years or kunimi or kags because you went to kitagawa daichii and were friends with a lot of people, INCLUDING mista mista blueberry head uwu

> as his reassurance regulator, he does get better at receiving, blocking and serves

> when the third years left, he was crying at your house while you comforted him

> he only really acts less of a tsundere in the comforts of your houses, like even his parents comment on it LMAO

> he loves you a lot and is grateful for all that you’ve taught him <3

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a. kunimi

> this boi is like a mood

> he, like kindaichi, doesn’t mention you to the team

> even kindaichi doesn’t really know you exist until one day you gave kunimi snacks and a bento

> he was telling her about how he was getting tired of the school food

> how the REST of the team found out was when you showed up with the karasuno team talking to your cousin, sugawara

> when you saw him, you waved and suga even gave a wave

> the team was like: o.0 why is that prettay gorl waving at usss

> after the practice match, you approached the aoba johsai boys vbc, making a beeline to your bf, narrowly avoiding oikawa’s mini monologue how he was honored to be in the presence of a prince- wait what

> “hi, aki! here’s your fav drink and some yakisoba bread! i got one for you too, kindaichi-kun!” -y/n

> “oh- uh- yes! thanks!” -kindaichi

> “huh, oh thanks, babe.” -kuni

> you were like a bright star paired with a dull one, not to say aki has his moments of glory uwu

> you were the girl’s vbc’s setter and you were pretty good at what you do, even rivaling that of oikawa

> sugawara was kinda sad you ended up in aoba johsai, but he was happy you had lots of friends and such and were with someone who loves you

> aki and you spend a lot of time lazying around and watching movies, even discretely pranking oikawa with some of the other team members, much to iwaizumi’s delight and amusement

> yea...life is great :)

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k. kyoutani

> how you and kentarou met was beyond anyone from the boys vbc

> but how your brother took it was WAY HILARIOUS

> “you’re dating mad dog-chan, y/n-chan??????????” -oikawa, aka your weird brother

> “uhhh, yea?”

> when he learnt you were an oikawa, he wasn’t expecting you to be like the 360 version

> you were GENUINELY nice, SUPER SWEET, and very SMART

> the only two things you have in common with oikawa tooru was your beauty and the volleyball position as setter

> most can argue that you’re better than your brother at setting, but no one tell him that

> NOT ONLY THAT but you’re FRIENDS...I REPEAT !!FRIENDS!!! with THE ushijima wakatoshi

> you somehow attract guys with a passionate and resting bitch face like you’re also friends with kita shinsuke and miya osamu, so that’s kinda saying something

> but you are in the grp chat with the pretty setter squad too,,,the one that’s labelled “pretty setter squad w/ the better oikawa <3″

> anyway, kentarou lets you do your own thing, but when you two are at one or the other’s house, your focus should be on him and only him

> his mom loves the crap outta you uwu

> he takes you to the community gym to practice and then you guys go on random adventures for food like the new cafe down the street? sure. that one place you heard about in tokyo? okay, let’s hurry and catch the next train.

> other times, you guys will pick up some of your guys fav food, head home, watch movies and just relax :)

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oikawa is one of my fav characters besides sugawara and the miya twins, so sorry if this involves him a lot AHAHA

#aoba johsai x reader #haikyuu x reader #oikawa x reader #iwaizumi x reader #matsukawa x reader #yahaba x reader #hanamaki x reader #kyoutani x reader #kindaichi x reader #kunimi x reader #haikyuu headcannons

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sinkix · 4 years

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Haikyuu!!│Boys going grocery shopping w/ you! HC’s│Ft. Bokuto, Nishinoya, Terushima, Kuroo & Kunimi

I had this late night idea and just HAD to follow through, the chaos would be O F F T H E C H A R T S. Thank you to @deathcab4daddy for helping me brainstorm some good characters for this post lmao I love you bby and can’t wait to do a collab. <3

E N J O Y ~

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

BOKUTO:

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BOI PICKS UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD

I FUCKING MEAN IT.

“(Y/N) we need this”

“Bokuto we do not need a 7th jar of peanut butter.”

“But (Y/N) it has a squirrel on the front-”

“BOKUTO I SWEAR TO GOD”

Tries to drift on the edge of the cart like something straight outta CSGO and the cart nearly obliterates under his weight.

V e r y l o u d u n e c c e s s a r i l y.

Everyone always stares at y’all when you’re going through the isles bc ur literally escorting a man-child sprawled in a shopping cart who’s going “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” at everything he sees like he’s a toddler at the zoo who’s never encountered a chimpanzee before.

Unless you have a bottomless bank account do NOT take him shopping of any kind he is LETHAL.

When you’re at the check-out he turns it into a basketball competition and tries to launch everything perfectly on to the conveyor belt.

Volleyball player? Nah this sis with the NBA now.

Do not ask him to go get something, he will return with at least 9 items you didn’t need and everything BUT the item you requested

He turned up with a whole ass pineapple, a jar of jam, a stick of butter and a bottle of olive oil.

Like,,,where is the correlation in those items???

Once made the mistake of asking him to grab some pads from the hygiene section and specified it HAD to be with wings

Boy showed up ten minutes later and looking very confuzzled.

You questioned why he has a pack of wingless pads in one hand and a can of red bull in the other.

He said it’s because they didn’t have any with wings so he figured the Redbull would suffice and do the job for you.

NISHINOYA:

Can literally fit him in the little cart seat made for kids and he LOVES it lmaoooo IT’S SO CUTE MY HEART.

HE JUST SWINGS HIS LEGS EXCITABLY WHILE YOUR GETTING STUFF AAAAAAA

Ppl give you such weird looks though bc you have a guy who’s at least 14 years older than the intended demographic sitting there and raising his hands in elation over you copping a cookie dough pie and chucking it in.

Again, another who is VERY LOUD FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

Get’s out of the cart after a while bc his legs be growing numb and begins roaming around.

Someone came back with a feral Noya in hand stating “Is this your child” WNDKJWEFNWJEF.

M’AM HE’S LIKE 18 EXCUSE YOU.

Was salty about it for the rest of the day.

Just ruffle his hair and call him Senpai

Problem solved.

Picks up tons of exotic fruit that look more like plastic or fuzzy poisonous plants and begs you to get them.

“Noya what the fuck is that.”

“...a Pitaya.”

“...”

“Can we get it-”

“no.”

“(Y/N)-”

“I SAID NO DAMMIT”

Last time you bought some strange fruit he took it to practise and got Tanaka to spike it LMAOOO

IT SPLATTERED E V E R Y W H E R E

AND OVER DAICHI’S SHIRT.

He begged you to no longer allow Noya to purchase weird fruits from then on since he is like a child with a nerf gun.

He once picked up a phat wrinkly purple fruit and turned to you asking if it was an overgrown raisin.

“Noya sweetie that’s a Date.”

HE FULLY TSK’ED AND THREW IT BACK SINCE IT REMINDED HIM OF DATE TECH I CAN’T.

My boy out here defending Asahi even in the Grocery Isles.

We stan a loyal king.

TERUSHIMA:

Another one who tries to stand on the ledge and the cart wheels almost collapse because it wasn’t designed to hold the weight of a young adult.

Oh young adult??? Sorry I mean’t MAN CHILD.

He treats a shopping experience as a time to practise his aim apparently because he ALWAYS THROWS SHIT AT YOU TO THE POINT YOU’RE THREATENED TO BE KICKED OUT.

Definitely picks up phallic looking objects and places them against his crotch, snorting and saying “Like what you see (Y/N)?”

Homeboy is stood there in front of a wife and child presenting his cucumber appendage for the world to see.

He once grabbed a pair of fat ass melons and pressed them against his chest, shaking them and belting the lyrics to ‘My Milkshake’ while begging you to SQUEEZE HIS MELONS.

“Look (Y/N) they’re bigger than yours!”

I just-

I give up.

Constantly tries to sneak mutli-packs of energy drinks into the cart to the point you’re convinced he is going to keel over from heart failure and kidney stones by the age of 20.

Has his airpods in 90% of the time and treats the isles as his personal dance floor.

He busting them MOVES and performing the MJ moonwalk while in the dairy section.

ONCE HE SLID TOO FAST AND SLIPPED ON HIS REAR IN FRONT OF LIKE 12 PEOPLE LMAOO

He was DEAD silent the rest of the trip.

Probably the most serene shopping experience you’ve had to date.

The checkout clerks occasionally hit on Mr. Sore-Ass over here.

Until he opens his mouth and they realise he’s a total dolt and question how you have the patience for him.

You don’t know either honestly.

The whole bagging experience is spent with them shooting you sympathetic glances as if to say ‘sis you shoulda’ left him at home’.

Yes, yes you should have.

Never a dull moment with Teru as your shopping partner.

KUROO:

LITERALLY LIKE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN OR A TODDLER WHEN Y’ALL GO SHOPPING THERE IS NEVER AN EVEN MIDDLE-GROUND.

Frequently cracks lame-ass food puns or dad jokes that make you want to crawl into a hole and die.

You have competitions on who can come up with the most and the loser always faces a penalty.

Kuroo and creating penalties do NOT mix safely so you better hope you win.

“I love you a waffle lot.”

Proceeds to hold up a wrapped waffle.

Ok that one was kinda cute you’ll let it slide.

“I ap-peach-iate you Kuroo.”

Cue HyenaLaugh.mp3

“Want a pizza me baby? Bitch peas, doughnut take me lightly.”

You changed your mind.

You didn’t talk to him the duration of that shopping experience, no penalty could be as horrifying as what just came out of his mouth.

“(Y/N)... sometimes I feel like you don’t carrot all.”

You slapped him with said carrot and obviously had to pay for it after.

You forced him to eat it raw.

He is the definition of Neutral disaster when you go shopping.

Shitty food puns aside, he is actually very responsible when making sure you both get what you need.

Not without tons of poking, prodding, and blowing into your ear while you’re trying to decide what ingredients to buy for dinner.

You contemplated serving him a plate of bubbling snot and moulded broccoli seasoned with rosemary.

Bone apple teeth, bitch.

Ofc you didn’t because he always pulls out the puppy eyes and cuddles card after since he knows he’s well and truly rattled your patience lmao.

Actually picks really healthy food options?? Being the captain of a team he has the responsibility of keeping his health in top condition and leading by example so at least he knows the right ingredients to make a bomb-ass and nutritious meal ig.

Y’all always bicker and tease each other at the checkout which is usually great amusement for the clerk serving you as they often smirk and perceive you as an old married couple.

Which tbh you kinda are, it feels like it at least.

Still such a big asshole though lmao you never leave the store without your sanity being scathed.

KUNIMI:

Honestly just wanted an excuse to make jokes at the expense of the Aoba Johsai teammates.

and what better candidate for cracking these than Kunimi.

He’s a very chill partner to have tag along with you on your endeavours.

Not without some grumbling and groaning on his part though, lazy bitch.

You always finish shopping trips with a busted lung at how much you have been laughing though with some of the SHADY ASS REMARKS HE MAKES ABOUT THE OTHER TEAM MATES.

You were outside the store when you both spotted an angry looking Doberman tied to a nearby post.

“Smh who let Kyotani outside again.”

You hadn’t even set foot in the store yet and he was already spitting flaming insults.

[Walking up to the automatic double doors]

“Damn Oikawa move out of my way.”

Oikawa just tryna live and he keeps getting roasted for his flat cheeks

#StopOikawaAssShaming

Ten minutes of scouring the store later he picks up a spikey Kiwano and compares it to Iwaizumi’s hair.

Proceeds to beg you not to tell my boy Iwa because he KNOWS he will get decked to the gym floor.

Passers by often wonder why you’re wheezing and producing noises like a boiling kettle.

When I tell you no one is safe, I mean N O O N E.

“These Yule logs really out here looking like Matsukawa’s brows.”

The finisher was when Kunimi picked up a turnip and said

“Huh, kinda looks like Kindaichi.”

I just-

He could roast a whole chicken in minutes from the burn of these comments I stg.

You can now never look at the Seijou team without various foods or inanimate objects plaguing your thoughts.

Thanks, Kunimi.

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