#turn the kyouhaba part into a fic LMAO

[kimbapisnotsushi]

seijoh hcs <333

IT'S!!! YAHABA'S AND MATTSUN'S BIRTHDAYS!!! SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! SEIJOH HCS LET'S GO

kindaichi had a small puppy crush on yahaba for all of five minutes before yahaba turned around and picked a fight and kindaichi realized that was way above his pay grade

yahaba's aggression and fearlessness is bc he's an overlooked middle child who was never properly supervised growing up

and on the team he's STILL an overlooked middle child!!!!!!

okay no scratch that all the second years are just basically overlooked middle children and THAT'S why the entire second year gen is complete and utter chaos

makki photoshopped kunimi's ':3' face onto the smug knife cat photo and uses it as a reaction pic

makki has, at some point, photoshopped everyone's faces onto an equivalent meme pic

on mattsun's and yahaba's birthdays the team puts all the presents for them into one big pile and have them unwrap each one by one and guess who the present is for based on what it is

so far they've got: a skincare set + facewash headband with bunny ears (mattsun), an oversized hoodie with an embroidered knife in the center captioned "try me" (yahaba), a clip-on bunny tail (mattsun - "to go with the headband," makki had explained quite seriously, while watari lost his shit and kunimi put his hands over kindaichi's eyes), and 2 concert tickets for Full Throttle4, who are punk and goth and emo and make pop punk rock (yahaba, obviously)

(yahaba, who doesn't realize he has a type: "i appreciate these, really, but if all of you can't go - " oikawa: "oh no, none of us are free that day anyways! except kyouken-chan :))" kyoutani: "i'm WHAT now")

also. SO many jokes about iwaizumi going to be a surfer boy when he tells them about california.

iwaizumi: "for the LAST time, i'm not even going to LA! i'm going to irvine!" mattsun, who has Zero Knowledge about ca geography and just likes fucking with iwa: "that's so cowabunga, my dude. make sure you hang ten when you're out there"

(that physically HURT to write oh my god)

kyoutani and watari are gossip buddies. watari is the type who knows all and sees all. kyoutani is just skulking in the background and ppl are too terrified to ask him to leave so he usually ends up overhearing all the juicy shit LMAO

they know about aaaaaaall the third-year drama that not even their upperclassmen know about

during one of kyoutani's and yahaba's arguments watari blasted "true love" by p!nk and it was REALLY fucking funny watching them go at it with "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, BUT I LOVE YOU" in the background

(they didn't even notice until makki showed them a recording)

when kyoutani and yahaba go to the concert they both get really fucking nervous to the point where five minutes in they end up arguing over whether it counts as a date

yahaba: "you know it's not a date unless the two people going want it to be a date, right?" kyoutani: "i do want it to be a date!" yahaba: "what" kyoutani: "what"

at some point they hold hands bc "too many people, we don't want to get separated" and then they just. never let go for the rest of the night LMAO

(and at the end, yahaba asks kyoutani if he really meant it. if kyoutani really wanted this to be a date. and kyoutani grumbles and scowls but he finally goes "yeah, why do you think?" and yahaba laughs and pulls him in closer)

#i might actually #turn the kyouhaba part into a fic LMAO #let's go baby one more to add to the list!! #anyways happy birthday to yahaba i love him very much and it shows!! #happy bday to mattsun i also love him just not nearly as much!! #i was NOT going to sleep until i finished this holy #okay gnight everyone gonna pass out now <333 #kindaichi yuutarou #kunimi akira #yahaba shigeru #kyoutani kentarou #watari shinji #hanamaki takahiro #matsukawa issei #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #kyouhaba #aoba johsai #seijoh #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu hcs #sou says stuff