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#anyways happy birthday to yahaba i love him very much and it shows!!
kimbapisnotsushi · 2 years
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seijoh hcs <333
IT'S!!! YAHABA'S AND MATTSUN'S BIRTHDAYS!!! SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! SEIJOH HCS LET'S GO
kindaichi had a small puppy crush on yahaba for all of five minutes before yahaba turned around and picked a fight and kindaichi realized that was way above his pay grade
yahaba's aggression and fearlessness is bc he's an overlooked middle child who was never properly supervised growing up
and on the team he's STILL an overlooked middle child!!!!!!
okay no scratch that all the second years are just basically overlooked middle children and THAT'S why the entire second year gen is complete and utter chaos
makki photoshopped kunimi's ':3' face onto the smug knife cat photo and uses it as a reaction pic
makki has, at some point, photoshopped everyone's faces onto an equivalent meme pic
on mattsun's and yahaba's birthdays the team puts all the presents for them into one big pile and have them unwrap each one by one and guess who the present is for based on what it is
so far they've got: a skincare set + facewash headband with bunny ears (mattsun), an oversized hoodie with an embroidered knife in the center captioned "try me" (yahaba), a clip-on bunny tail (mattsun - "to go with the headband," makki had explained quite seriously, while watari lost his shit and kunimi put his hands over kindaichi's eyes), and 2 concert tickets for Full Throttle4, who are punk and goth and emo and make pop punk rock (yahaba, obviously)
(yahaba, who doesn't realize he has a type: "i appreciate these, really, but if all of you can't go - " oikawa: "oh no, none of us are free that day anyways! except kyouken-chan :))" kyoutani: "i'm WHAT now")
also. SO many jokes about iwaizumi going to be a surfer boy when he tells them about california.
iwaizumi: "for the LAST time, i'm not even going to LA! i'm going to irvine!" mattsun, who has Zero Knowledge about ca geography and just likes fucking with iwa: "that's so cowabunga, my dude. make sure you hang ten when you're out there"
(that physically HURT to write oh my god)
kyoutani and watari are gossip buddies. watari is the type who knows all and sees all. kyoutani is just skulking in the background and ppl are too terrified to ask him to leave so he usually ends up overhearing all the juicy shit LMAO
they know about aaaaaaall the third-year drama that not even their upperclassmen know about
during one of kyoutani's and yahaba's arguments watari blasted "true love" by p!nk and it was REALLY fucking funny watching them go at it with "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, BUT I LOVE YOU" in the background
(they didn't even notice until makki showed them a recording)
when kyoutani and yahaba go to the concert they both get really fucking nervous to the point where five minutes in they end up arguing over whether it counts as a date
yahaba: "you know it's not a date unless the two people going want it to be a date, right?" kyoutani: "i do want it to be a date!" yahaba: "what" kyoutani: "what"
at some point they hold hands bc "too many people, we don't want to get separated" and then they just. never let go for the rest of the night LMAO
(and at the end, yahaba asks kyoutani if he really meant it. if kyoutani really wanted this to be a date. and kyoutani grumbles and scowls but he finally goes "yeah, why do you think?" and yahaba laughs and pulls him in closer)
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samotchkaficrecs · 5 years
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Haikyuu!! Fic Recs #1
Hola! 
I have wanted to make this post for ages (and the reason this blog was created) and am really excited to share some of my favourite Haikyuu fics with everyone!
I will be putting a ‘★’ next to the ones that i highly recommend and love with my heart and soul.
Lets get started!
KageHina
In Transit - by Mysecretfanmoments
Hinata finds that he likes standing close to Kageyama on buses and trains. It doesn't mean anything--probably. Maybe. 
(complete)
baby, i can give you wings - by Metis_Ink
In which there are superpowers, cats, rainstorms, realizations, split-second jealousy, embarrassing volleyparents, killer whales, electric Kuroos, unstable emotions, bad romance movie mentions, some angst, some fluff, but mostly a lot of awkward high schoolers.
The minute Kageyama walks into the gym and sees Hinata hovering eight feet over the nets he knows he’s screwed.
(complete)
★ fake it, make it - by zadderlee
"Because Kageyama is already dating someone!"
"Really? Who?"
“Me!” Hinata shouts suddenly, grabbing Kageyama’s hand as an afterthought and grinning triumphantly, like he’s somehow missed the implications of what he’s just done. Kageyama is going to kill him.
(ongoing)
Oblivious To Love - by Karumasa
Yellow filled Hinata’s vision. The inside of his bag was stuffed full with bananas.
Hinata was terrified.
(complete)
DaiSuga
★ Fake Wedding March - by tsukkkiii (becauseitisbitter)
Minutes before Daichi is going to introduce his fiance to his parents, he gets dumped via text. So while he sits in front of his parents, trying to figure out what to say, an angel appears next to him.
or: Suga pretends to be Daichi's fiance to save his ass.
(complete)
forever is a long time but i wouldn't mind spending it with you - by  Interconnected_3 
“What else?” Daichi blinks. “What else is there? Do you want me to tell you how you like your coffee?” He grins teasingly. “I don’t know, how do I like my coffee? By the way, you’re missing something.” “Cream and two and a half sugars- wait, I’m missing something?” “Yup,” Suga says. “You forgot to mention that we’re dating.” “Well, god, Suga, judging from how we’ve been kissing and holding hands for three years and in this bed for the past nine hours since last night, I couldn’t possibly tell.”
in which daichi finally gets the day off and teaches a romantically-frustrated suga how to be honest with himself. extreme fluff
(complete)
★ Black and Blue - by MTrash (Makaria)
Daichi's new (temporary) neighbor is not only stunningly beautiful but also funny, friendly, with just a touch of mysterious.
Naturally, Daichi freaks the fuck out.
(AU where everyone lives in the same building and everyone is gay)
(complete)
i do (cherish you) - by gabstar
The first time Daichi suggests it, it’s a joke.
“Sugawara Koushi,” he says solemnly. He’s bent on one knee, the floor is still sticky with sweat post-practice. He offers up the lost ring, found while mopping off gym floors. “Will you marry me?”
((Five times Daichi asks Suga to marry him, plus once where he finally, finally says yes.))
(complete)
TsukkiYama
The Great Yamaguchi-Tsukishima Split (Capitalization Necessary) - by WyYeuw
"But no, the current situation isn’t normal. This situation requires the full attention of the team. No, what’s really concerning this time around, is that Yamaguchi is the one ignoring Tsukishima.” Yamaguchi confesses. Tsukishima fucks up—like, really fucks up. The volleyball club notices and loses a week’s worth of practice.
(complete)
★ Do you see what I see? - by superpapershark   
Three times Tsukishima wonders what colour Yamaguchi's eyes are, and the one time he finds out.
(complete)
★ Try This On For Size - by CloudMonsta 
A lot changed for Yamaguchi Tadashi over the course of high school. He started trying on dresses, for one.
(complete)
Blood - by darkbluebox 
Words like "Muggle-born" and "Pure-blood" don't mean a lot when you're still a child, but everyone has to grow up sooner or later.
(complete)
AsaNoya
Setting Aside Your Pride and Your Prejudice - by sugamama_crowshi
“Oh, Pride and Prejudice?” an unfamiliar voice asked. Noya was pulled from his search as the man before him spoke. He blinked up at him a few times. Then he stared. Nishinoya’s mouth was probably hanging open slightly. He couldn’t help it. Before him stood the single most gorgeous man Nishinoya Yuu had every laid eyes on.
Nishinoya Yuu experiences love at first sight at the library. Azumane Asahi is excited to think that another Japanese person has heard of Jane Austen. Through a series of lies and café meetups the two begin to learn more about each other. And fall for each other too.
(complete)
★ I’d Like You Anyway - by KuriKuri 
Yū believes in soulmates, but that doesn’t mean he believes in them.
(Or: An AU in which any permanent marking you get on your body - like a tattoo - also appears on your soulmate. And Yū gets a lot of tattoos.)
(complete)
★ come and take a walk on the wild side - by Authoress 
There’s a bloodcurdling scream of terror, and then Noya remembers that, right, there’s a new person moving into the apartment next to him. Oops.
(in which Noya is accidentally the Worst Neighbor Ever, Asahi loses twenty years of his life to stress, and Rolling Thunder is the star of the show.)
(complete)
Under the Radar - by lilien passe (lilienpasse)  
Two weeks after Asahi rejoins the team, Noya finds himself starting to slip during practice. Missed receives, floor burns, the whole nine yards. But when Tanaka points out the possible cause, Noya's hard-pressed to believe him. There's no way someone as dopey yet implausibly-competent as Asahi could be the cause of all his distress. After all, Noya doesn't worry about much beyond the court, and he certainly doesn't hold grudges. Right? (Semi-AU)
(complete)
KuroKen
★ Saltwater Room - by hipster-yams (madamedicelia)
Kenma had been perfectly happy just attending class half-asleep, secretly practicing cello, and occasionally getting his hand stuck in the vending machine but certain people refuse to let his quiet bliss go on and force him to think about everything he's been trying to hide away in the depths of his mind for years.
(complete)
★ Water and Brimstone - by  aetherdrive 
Kuroo and Kenma are assigned to go undercover as a result of Bokuto’s awkward attempt at playing matchmaker... but their simple case turns out to be a lot more dangerous than they expected.
(complete)
[A/N: this one is a sequel to another fic Crisis Converted (which is also amazing), i will also link the whole series which features BokuAka, KuroKen and IwaOi here]
Show A Little Faith - by minijhi
“Why are you sending me a singing Valentine telegram?" Kenma asks, mouth flattened. "It’s six months until Valentine’s Day.”
“I bought a dwarf over the summer to use as cupid.” Kuroo says. “I figured he could use some practice.”
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Presenting Kenma as the Boy-Who-Lived, whose living becomes a lot more interesting when Ravenclaw Prince Kuroo Tetsurou starts sending him singing telegrams about defeating the Dark Lord.
(complete)
In The Dark Of The Night - by dgalerab  
The Tokyo training camp has to use an older sports center while their usual one is renovated. Kenma is used to paying attention to the minor details, and the minor details in this place don't seem very friendly.
(Or: Kenma notices an angry ghost before anyone else does, and it's not a very good thing for Kenma.)
(complete)
IwaOi
the truth is out there - by shizuoh  
"I work at NASA," Hajime said, setting down his coffee.
Oikawa immediately jumped up and slammed his palms against the table. "I'll suck your dick if you tell me about the aliens."
(complete)
★ love me like you do - by crossbelladonna  
Iwaizumi’s family line is cursed to die a year after they fall in love. Admittedly, he knows falling for his childhood friend may be a mistake. But he did and he passed and Death got what he wants that is until Oikawa makes a trade—his memories for Iwaizumi’s life.
(complete)
The PDA jar - by Poteto
“What is that thing for?”
“I’m glad you asked, captain. This… is the Public Display of Affection jar. Or PDA jar for short.”
“Now whenever you do something that may hurt our children’s innocence, you’ll have to put money in the jar as a punishment."
(complete)
★ equilibrium - by laconicGhost \
Hajime sighs, leaning against the stove as he turns to face Tooru, who’s still peeking up at him from under his arm. He purses his lips and ignores the heat in his cheeks as he rolls a stiff shoulder.
“What?”
Tooru hides his face when he realizes he’s been caught, laughing a little bit to cover up his embarrassment. “I’m happy, Iwa-chan,” he says cheerfully.
(complete)
Multi/Misc.
★ Sincerely Yours - by quinnlocke [Multi.]
Saturday detention isn’t normally a place you go in order to find the answers to your problems
It’s where you go when you’ve fucked up bad enough you have to lose an entire Saturday to make up for what you’ve done.
The Prince and The Criminal were caught cutting class. The Outsider cursed out his Shakespeare professor. The Jock and The Brain got into a fist fight.
And the Birthday Boy, he’s not even supposed to be here...
(complete)
★ call me maybe - by totooru [MatsuMaki]
Hanamaki texts the wrong number when trying to extort tips out of Oikawa in order to defeat Iwaizumi in arm wrestling, and then continues to text the witty stranger who had answered.
(complete)
[A/N: this fic is freakin’ hilarious] 
Love It If We Made It - by mangetsu_san [KyouHaba]
Yahaba locks himself up in his room after their loss to Karasuno, so Kyoutani decides to take him on a little adventure.
(complete)
Mixed Signals - by snoqualmie [KyouHaba]
Feelings are definitely a thing he’s having. Kyoutani is really sweet. He’s family oriented and he prefers novels with female leads and he’s in all honors classes. He kind of has a big head, totally has a big smile, definitely has a big heart. His eyes are nice, he’s got that dimple. Yahaba groans and rubs his fists into his eyes.
(complete)
The Lost & the Found - by AJ (anna_panda) [Multi]
"Being lost is worth the being found."
Hinata thinks he finally knows his way around the castle, Kenma knows he definitely doesn't and it's a miracle Iwaizumi hasn't thrown Oikawa off the Astronomy Tower yet. Just another year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry.
(ongoing)
it's easier for you to let me go - by burritosong [YakuLev]
the one with the proposal
(complete)
1800-GET-REKT - by doggoneit [KuroTsukki]
“I see you like it Between the Sheets.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Your drink. It’s good stuff but I’m more of a Blowjob kinda guy.”
(complete)
★ Crumbling Foundations - by Captain_Hughes_ZU, ToshiChan [Gen]
Things like this didn't happen in Karasuno. It was just a school. Learning, making friends, taking exams and playing volleyball. Lots of volleyball. So it was really nothing out of the ordinary for the team to be in the gym on a simple Monday morning, training away. But two men walking into the gym with guns, one demanding to take his son? That wasn't ordinary, not at all...
(complete)
And that’s a wrap, i really enjoyed putting this together! Got a bit of nostalgia from when i first started getting into Haikyuu.
I hope you enjoy reading the fics i recommended, i still have heaps more so look out for a second part!
Anyways,
Au revoir!
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Happy Birthday, Nerd
Oikawa loved working on his birthday. Who didn’t?
He had originally taken the day off – the other guys were busy anyway so they could only celebrate at night, which he didn’t mind. He had wanted to sleep in, visit his parents, his old team, walk through the neighborhood. Iwaizumi would pick him up and they’ll go out to eat with Matsukawa and Hanamaki. Nothing special.
But then, his boss called him, saying his wife was in the hospital with only an hour left to live. No one else was free to take the shift so Oikawa took pity on the balding man. He knew his boss just needed an excuse to spend the day with his sweetheart. He probably would’ve taken the shift regardless of the lie because he was a nice guy.
The job wasn’t his ideal first job, but it paid bills and student fees. He worked at a video rental store that had mostly indie and alien films, which appealed to his interests somewhat. There weren’t many customers at any given time – curious teenagers, shut-ins who were forced to go on a walk, and actual film fanatics. Oikawa tried not to engage in them too much – he still had a reputation to uphold – but he did enjoy discussing alien theories once in a while.
There were no security cameras so Oikawa was allowed to go on his phone and slack off. He called Iwaizumi, knowing very well he was still in class.
“Iwa-chan! Can you believe it? I have to work. On my birthday.”
“You said yes to it. You could’ve said no.” Iwaizumi had no sympathy for him. He never did.
“I thought you’d skip class and keep me company!”
“Ha! You wish. I pay attention in lecture, unlike you.”
Oikawa looked up, watching a group of businessmen walk pass. “I can’t help it if class is boring.”
“Well, too bad. Are you done yet? My break’s almost over.”
“Don’t forget to pick me up tonight! Where are you taking me?”
“You’ll find out. Talk to you later.” Iwaizumi hung up. He didn’t pick up when Oikawa tried calling him again.
He put his phone down, resting his chin on his folded arms with a sigh. There was a TV in the corner for them to play films, but it was usually broken. He tried fixing it once, which resulted in giving him an electric shock. He tried petitioning for the boss to get a new TV, but if their sales ever went up, he’d rather take a raise.
His first visitor came in the afternoon. Kindaichi and Kunimi entered, still dressed in their school uniforms, eyes wide with wonder. Oikawa straightened up. “Kindaichi! Kunimi!” he exclaimed. “You came to visit me?”
“Hello, Oikawa-san!” Kindaichi greeted him with a slight bow. “Iwaizumi-san told us to. We brought you a birthday present!”
“Happy birthday,” Kunimi said, handing him a small bag. It was identical to Kindaichi’s.
“Aw, thanks, guys! You’re the best.” Oikawa accepted them eagerly. “I’m going to-“
“Iwaizumi-san said not to open them yet,” Kindaichi said quickly. “He said to wait until tonight.”
“That’s no fun!”
“It’s what Iwaizumi-san said,” Kunimi said. “We have to go now. Bye, Oikawa-san.”
Shortly after their departure, Kyotani and Yahaba entered, dropping off similar bags. Watari appeared after them, followed by a few of Oikawa’s upperclassmen from high school. Finally, Iwaizumi arrived at the end of his shift, bag swung over his shoulder. “Ready to go?” he asked.
Oikawa glanced back at the next worker, who was supposed to stay until closing. He nodded, grabbing his own bag. “Let’s go! Oh, I can’t forget all the gifts the others gave me!”
“Careful! Don’t break them,” Iwaizumi cautioned when Oikawa grabbed the bag containing them.
“They all said not to open them. You told them all that, right? Is this some master plan?”
Iwaizumi didn’t reveal any information. “You’ll see.”
He drove him to their favorite restaurant, Hanamaki and Matsukawa already seated, waiting for them. The dinner was quick and full of jokes and memes, as expected. When dessert came around, the waiter delivered a large plain cake with icing along the bottom. Oikawa frowned at it, glancing up at the others. “Do you three not have enough money to get me an actual cake?”
“You have to decorate it, dumbass,” Iwaizumi said. He gestured at the small bags gifted to him earlier on. “Open them. Look inside.”
Oikawa opened one bag, carefully shaking them onto the table. Small cookies shaped like aliens emerged, each one with a letter on them. With the help of his friends, he managed to spell a message out, the remaining cookies sticking around the outside. Iwaizumi lit a candle and stuck it in the center of the cake. “An alien cake for an alien nerd,” he said, smiling.
“And because we don’t have enough money,” Matsukawa added, “we baked them all from scratch.”
“You’ll be able to taste our love,” Hanamaki said. “Enjoy it while it lasts.”
Oikawa grinned, taking his phone out. “Come on! We need to take pictures!”
The cake was quickly devoured among the four of them. They went their separate ways afterwards, Iwaizumi driving Oikawa back to his dorm. He got out, shouldering his bag and grabbing the gifts his friends had gave him. “Thanks, Iwa-chan.”
“No problem.” Iwaizumi waved him off. “Get out of here. Happy birthday, you nerd.”
Oikawa closed the door and headed toward the gates, showing the guard his student ID to be allowed in. His phone went off a moment later and he fished it out of his pocket, flushing at the message.
I’ll see you tomorrow. Today was with friends. Tomorrow, though, was a different story.
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