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that-bitch-kat3 · 6 months
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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son
remus: you’re not good enough for your son
walburga: excuse me?
remus: you heard me.
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theprongspotter · 6 months
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Sirius, coming out: I don’t like women.
James, gasping: You’re a misogynist?!
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fungi-maestro · 1 year
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siriuslygay1981 · 5 months
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Sirius- Am I being annoying?
Remus- Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?
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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
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guhmshuda · 3 months
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Walburga: You’re not good enough for my son
Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.
Walburga: …
Remus:
Walburga: …
Remus: I did not stutter.
*meanwhile*
Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.
James: *pulls out his guitar*
James: *breaks into RUDE by MAGIC!*
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not-rab · 24 days
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James: I’m gay
Remus: I know
James: …
James: Do u think Regulus knows?
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marlene lasted about a week before using a hair growth potion while remus…let’s just say he was more motivated to commit to the bit…
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(also new but she’s a cheerleader! chapter) (loving the subliminal messages i leave in my wednesday posts lmao)
close ups!
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jaylienpotter · 8 months
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[Drinking and talking at a Gryffindor party]
Marlene: the prank from last week was brill. I've never seen a more angry Snape.
Lily: *looking at James* it wasn't very nice of you.
James: don't look at me, that was all Remus.
Lily: *mouth dropped, horrified*
Marlene: *laughing histerically* Lupin?? Are you fucking serious?!
Drunk Remus: I wish *downs his drink*
Everyone:
Remus:
Remus: ...did I say that out loud?
Lily: yes.
Remus: fuck.
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radiophd · 1 year
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john wizards -- lusaka by night
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the-cricket-chirps · 6 months
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John Rea Neill, Illustration
Jack Pumpkinhead and the Sawhorse
By L. Frank Baum, 1913
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rhetorical-conscience · 4 months
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Sirius: I accidentally poisoned one of these cups and I don't remember which one.
Remus: How the fuck do you forget something like that.
James: ACCIDENTALLY???
Regulus: With the way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.
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theprongspotter · 16 days
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Remus: There should be no reason for you to be calling me at such an ungodly hour—
Sirius: I’m in love with you.
Remus: —because you should’ve called me way sooner. I’m on my way.
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c: @akwardsilince
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adharastarlight · 5 months
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The Oblivious James Potter Chronicles P4
James, running down the corridor after Reg: hey! Regulus! Wait up!
Reg stops suddenly so James has to skid to stop, lip quirking up as he fights away a laugh
James: Reggie, hi :)
Reg: James, what's up?
James: would you like to go on a date with me?
Reg: sure, love, what's the occassion?
James: you want to go out with me?
Reg:
Reg: I wasn't already?
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nickymoonwater · 6 days
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"They can't all be gay that's unrealistic-"
Yes, bc teenage WIZARDS who can TURN INTO ANIMALS bc of their WEREWOLF friend whom they found in a school for MAGIC is very realistic. Right.
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asterllus · 1 month
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this is sirius and remus in all the young dudes
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