✏️ Max and Max meet (how wrong could this possibly go)
insane concept bestie i gotchu
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"Max Warren." Max sticks out his hand, the lessons his moms gave him on politness on the forefront of his mind.
"Twinsies." The girl said, looking less than please about that concept, her brown hair pulled in a loose braid that settled around her shoulders. She looks at Max's hand, but doesn't take it and Max drops it awkwardly.
"So... got any trauma?"
The other Max (this was already too confusing.) says nothing, but snorts, a smile ghosting her face.
"Just a bit."
"Oh, yeah I get that."
The other Max holds out her hand finally, calloused palms meeting as Max shakes it.
"It's... not terrible to meet you."
"Thanks." Max deadpans, rolling their eyes slightly.
"Do you think you could take a bear in a fight?" The other Max asks, flipping her braid over her shoulder, fully grinning now, a spark in her eyes.
"Maybe. Depends on the bear." Max cracks his knuckles, before rubbing the bandaid on his cheek, the one he got after a nasty fall in practice.
"I could. Gimme a sword and like ten minutes."
Max's eyes widen. "Sick."
Other Max grins, her teeth sharp. "Thanks."
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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes
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Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:
The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition
The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man
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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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