The gang discovers that Coraline’s even more plastic than they assumed because she’s dating Regina George
Coraline: She’s sweet, kind, generous-
Lili: A total bitch.
Norman: Life ruiner.
Dipper: An evil dictator.
Raz: A hot liar.
Mabel: No good skeeze.
Neil: Some otter sixth thing.
Wybie: She’s the queen of beasts! She can smell your fear! In this biosphere! She’s the Apex Predator!
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Norman and Dipper how are you guys doing?;))
Norman: We’re doing-
Dipper: ... We-
Mabel: Gay gay gay gay gay gay!
Norman: Knock it off, guys! Anyway-
Norman: We are-
Neil: VERY GAY!
Dipper: No, we’re-
Lili: SUPER GAY!
Wybie: THEIR FRIENDSHIP GOES BEYOND YOUR AVERAGE KIND OF BOND!
Dipper: It’s not ‘cause we’re gay!
Coraline: So you admit you’re gay!
Norman: ... Babe, let’s go.
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*Normal Coraline meets Plastic Coraline*
Coraline: YOU WHAT?!
Plastic Coraline: I may have ruined my friendship with Wybie and the others by not inviting them to my party. But I had to pretend like I hated them!
Coraline: That’s no excuse! Where’s your Wybie?
Plastic Coraline: Over there singing his heart out.
Wybie: And when they drag you down
Like they inevitably do!
I will not laugh along with them
And approve their palace coup,
‘Cause that’s not me!
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if the mystery kids meet a Karen, how would they react?:D
Karen: I WANNA SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Coraline: Lady. We are minors, we do not have managers.
Karen: BUT I CAUGHT HIM STEALING! *Points to Wybie*
Wybie: Oh sure, single out the token black.
Lili: *Records with her phone* This’ll be good.
Coraline: Listen lady, Wybie doesn’t steal!
Karen: ARE YOU HIS GIRLFRIEND?!
Karen: YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS ILLEGAL! AND SO IS THAT HAIR!
Norman: If they were dating, why would their relationship be illegal?
Karen: IT’S UNNATURAL! JUST LIKE THE GAYS!
Dipper: ... Babe?
Norman: I know. *Kisses Dipper*
Karen: YOU’RE GOING TO HELL!
Lili: Guess that includes me since I’m Bi.
Wybie: Same here.
Raz: Lady, you are too. Fucking. Loud!
Karen: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!
Lili: RESPECT THE GENERATION THAT’S GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD WHEN YOU’RE ALL WIPED OUT!
Karen: DON’T YELL AT ME!
Neil: You were doing it!
Karen: TRUMP WILL DEPORT YOU ALL!
Norman: Karen, we were all born in this country!
Wybie: And the man lost, let it go.
Karen: HELP! HE’S TRYING TO HURT ME!
Coraline: He didn’t do anything, bitch!
Karen: *Slaps Coraline*
Wybie: ... Okay, now there’s gonna be some problems.
Karen: HE’S GONNA-
Wybie: Oh, not by me.
Coraline: *Punches Karen in the face. She goes unconscious*
Dipper: Do it again! She’s still breathing!
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