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6vaguebook · 2 months
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Excerpts from that Greek myth thing I'm barely working on PT.2
(All still from Ares's POV)
“Hephaestus set his hammer on fire, then frowned at it like he was wondering why someone would set his hammer on fire.”
“Demeter strapped a scythe to a tortoise’s back and let it roam around, looking ridiculous but very pleased with itself.”
“Grey-eyed Athena, they called her. More like no-eyed Athena, because she might as well have been blind.”
“ ‘GREAT WIND GOD AEOLUS!’ Hermes yelled, his voice echoing off the mountains. ‘I don’t know if you know this,’ he continued, not quite as loudly. Ares hoped he wasn’t rhyming intentionally. They were lucky enough not to be in a musical, and he would like to keep it that way.”
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axquiva · 1 year
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they-call-me-veral · 9 months
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My druid does not see Victor's red flags, help
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glvssviscera · 1 year
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If you thought my headcanons could not get more insane
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year
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girl are you a blood donation center? because holy fuck how is so much fucking blood leaving you is this even normal-
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goosewizard · 10 months
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fishing shop owned and run by femmes call that butch bait
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creelby · 10 months
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WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT
THATS A MILESTONE IF I EVER SEEN ONE
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BECAUSE YOU HAD TO BE A
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DIDN'T YOU?
YOU HAD TO OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH
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ilexvici · 1 year
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i have the worst sense of humour
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grab-the-bananaguns · 11 months
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is it funny I dunno did I do it anyway yes
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trvbblemaker · 6 months
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going to the hospital to get an IV for gender fluids
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travelers-gaming · 8 months
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vividly pictures cody in my mind and then adds pink triangle to the travelers playlist
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alwaysdevillain · 1 year
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Sorry it's blurry I was shaking with rage from this batch juices AUDACITY to be this CONFIDENT in its God fucking labels.
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notpom · 2 years
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booolatte · 2 years
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My "sister" told me she has cancer and I just said
"I'm a Sagittarius"
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