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doodling some kim bases bc i wanted to dress them up like a little doll (and for also for a different fightful art reason wink wonk) and well
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Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there
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I know you said no pets but would it be ok if i brought a flaming skull
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dillapidateddenizen · 10 days
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dillapidateddenizen · 12 days
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Bro, you ok? Bro, humans aren’t separate from the ecosystems around us. We’re a part of them, bro. Bro, we’re never going to have absolutely zero effect on ecosystems, because we live here, bro. Bro, I never said it had to be a bad effect. We don’t have to immediately be perfect either, bro, sometimes doing what you can is what you can, and its way better than nothing. Bro what do you mean humans are a plague. You’re starting to sound a bit like an ecofascist, bro… Bro?
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dillapidateddenizen · 13 days
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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
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dillapidateddenizen · 24 days
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sorry she's in the brain
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dillapidateddenizen · 1 month
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𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓛 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓫𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓯𝓾𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓺 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓸 𝓪 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻.
Cursive Letters [Explained]
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[A graph with 10 ticks on both the X and Y axes. The graph contains cursive uppercase and lowercase Latin letters. X axis is labeled "Looks cool" with an arrow pointing right and Y axis is labeled "Easy to tell what letter it's supposed to be" with an arrow pointing upward. From top to bottom, left to right, the letters are: C, B, P, K, d, X, R; M, N, c, O, x, t, y, L; D, W, a, Y, o, i; H; A, b, j; p, h; w, Q; m, u, k, g; E, I, l, q; f, J; U, V, T, e; n; v, F; G; r, S, s, z, Z.]
[The alt-text is written in cursive characters.] Alt-Text: I think capital L is probably the most fun to write, though lowercase q is also a strong contender.
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legitimately why is the hobocop ending so cinematic and awful
#death#hobocop#homelessness#houselessness#disco elysium#harry du bois#harrier du bois#kim kitsuragi#this ending is so meaningful honestly#harry was radicalized by the trash and he dies in it the very same day#it highlights the cruelty of capital but also the importance of accepting help#harry doeant have to sleep in that dumpster#kim offers to sell his spinners for you#people give you money when you ask#but harry isnt willing to accept that help#he is hobocop and hia own self image of him being trash and being unwilling to lean on others kills him#you cant eat pride#but its also called mutual aid for a reason#you are a part of it and should take advantage of the help people want to give you#kim being preaent matters here#he knows that you sleeping in the trash is bad#but kim is all about respect#he reapecta your choice to take risks deapitw the fact that it mighr kill you#he understanda the need for control and for that respect#its something hes been denied his whole life#if harry wants to sleep in the trash deapite the help offered kim will let him because the disrespect of forcing harry is too great a sin#(i also want to acknowledge that you still have options even if harry is not aober in your run. kim will give you the#spinners. joyce will give you cash. lorry drivers and stashed money are available. you can sell all the things you own#the hobocop fate is avoidable only if you reach out to others regardless of the circumstances#an excellent indictment of capital and a hopeful push for community and mutual aid)
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dillapidateddenizen · 1 month
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Qntm, as always, did an amazing short story with this exact concept exploring the horror of uploading a brain.
Can someone explain to me why the idea of "uploading your consciousness into a machine" is so popular???
Like... you know that the machine isn't YOU, right?
It's like. You know the ship of theseus? It doesn't really matter which boat is the REAL boat. The truth of the boat lives in the crew, not the wood
So like... You're still gonna die. There's just gonna be a thing that your loved ones can talk to when you're gone.
Worst case scenario your grieving family goes into debt paying a subscription fee to maintain denial and prolong the natural grieving process to pretend you aren't while the ghost of your voice reminds them how much you loved to buy Pepsi Cola Brand Soft Drink
Best case scenario you've made a brick that IS sentient, that THINKS it's you
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Why would you do that
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dillapidateddenizen · 1 month
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sorry she's in the brain
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dillapidateddenizen · 1 month
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very old doodle of a roleswap au idea bc y'all know how it is with me
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dillapidateddenizen · 2 months
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"SURVIVING"
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dillapidateddenizen · 2 months
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More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:
HES SEVENTEEN
He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.
He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.
Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.
He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)
Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.
If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.
He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.
He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.
He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.
The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.
He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.
Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.
Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.
He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.
He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.
He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.
HES SEVENTEEN.
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dillapidateddenizen · 2 months
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This website is full of free sewing patterns that will automatically alter to ur measurements
https://freesewing.org
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dillapidateddenizen · 2 months
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Hey I'm a trans woman and I've been trying to come up with a new name for myself for awhile now. After seeing that milkfish post I was inspired to do something similar. I shall name myself after whatever creature derives from this.
String identified: ' a ta a a ' tg t c t a a a . At g tat t a t tg a. a a at at cat t.
Closest match: Aradus depressus genome assembly, chromosome: 8 Common name: Pale-shouldered flatbug
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For the purposes of this poll, assume it is being asked before the Fellowship leaves Rivendell, and thus does not include any experiences on the road or after the defeat of Sauron.
Bill the Pony not included on assumption he would "sweep."
#this is such a good question tbh#i like the general trends on here and i agree with them except for boromir#i do think boromir jas had sex but o think hes had like yhe average amount of partners for a human#like boromir and faramir were far too focused on pleasing their father bringing glory back to the kingdom and humans to focus on sex#my inclination was that aragorn gimli and gandalf have fucked the most#i dont think aragorn or gandalf care about sex a ton but i think they like it and do it frequently enough to be notable#aragorn is the stereotypical hero and has a lot of people fawning over him#i think he had a lot of sexual conquests and then settled down with arwen#gandalf is a wizard#those wizards gotta be having orgies and shit to cast spells#like gandalf fucks#gimli is yhe same way#he is confident wnough and makes enough sex jokes while also being well liked by elves#like dude does well for himself#im glad everyone agrees that frodo is a virgin because he is#i dont care that hes been alive for over 60 years is friendly and well known#frodo at most tried kissing another hobbit on the cheek and then almost fainted like a victorian woman#like frodo definitely has a sex drive but i think hes either too focused or too repressed to have had sex#he could also be asexual but im not sure about which read feels more accurate to me#anyways y'all are correct except dor boromir#like merry or aragorn should beat out boromir at the very least#lotr#lord of the rings#nsfw#swearing in tags#sex#sexual content#hornyposting
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