#incorrect sao quotes

[incorrect-sao]

Eugeo: The first time I ever got upset in front of Kirito , he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Kirito : I was doing both, for your information.

Asuna: The first time Kirito hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect sao quotes #sword art online #sao alicization #sword art online alicization #kirito #kirito kirigaya #kirito sao #kirisuna #sao eugeo #eugeo #asuna x kirito #asuna sao #asuna yuki #source: unknown

[uncorrectintamed]

Jiang Cheng: I can't believe you just ran off on your own like that!

Wei Wuxian: Really? What part of that was out of character for me?

Jiang Cheng: ...fair enough.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #incorrect quotes #this house is a fucking nightmare #source: sao abridged

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Wei Wuxian: *beating the absolute shit out of some Jin guards*

MianMian: Is he gonna be alright?

Lan Wangji: Ah, just let him work it out of his system. He’ll tire himself out eventually.

MianMian: If you say so.

MianMian: On a related note, are you at all concerned by the delight A-Yuan seems to be taking in all this?

A-Yuan, excitedly: Go for their eyes, baba! That is their weak point!

Wei Wuxian: THANK YOU SWEETIE!!!

Lan Wangji: Not really, why?

[sounds of explosions in the background]

A-Yuan: *giggles*

MianMian: No reason. You guys seem like a great family.

Lan Wangji: Thank you.

#source: sao abridged #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #a yuan #radish rabbit family #MianMian #Lan Sizhui

[incorrect-web-novels]

Nie Mingjue: NONSENSE! The Nie Sect doesn't even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!

Nie Huaisang: But we're willing to learn!

#source: sao abridged #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #I'm writing out my au ideas now and nmj as Corvatz is VERY appealing. if a little ooc #mdzs #'but mama dapper didn't raise a quitter' as they say #modified slightly #nie bros #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #gdc #the founder of diabolism #the untamed #cql #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #incorrect the founder of diabolism quotes #incorrect the untamed quotes #incorrect cql quotes #my posts #source is from Ep.8 btw #my quotes

[alien-slushie]

Angel Dust: *shares a little bit about his family situation*

Alastor: ...Well shit, I don't know how to mock that. Oh Hell, that's never happened before!

Angel Dust: Well maybe this is something you don't need to mock.

Alastor, scoffing: Uh okay, but then what's the point of other people if not to mock them?

Angel Dust: Ya'know, I'm starting to see why people think you're an asshole.

Alastor: People think I'm an asshole?!

#source: sword art online abridged #source: sao abridged #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quote #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #Alastor #hazbin alastor #platonic radiodust #i them to interact more idk

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: So anyway, I think we should go over what we know so far.

Caitlyn: Why? I figured the whole thing out hours ago

Vi: You WHAT?!

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #league of legends vi #league of legends caitlyn #vi #caitlyn kiramman #league of legends #riot games #source: sao abridged

[ofmdincorrect]

Stede: *Put ranch on his rice*

Zheng: I should have let the English kill you

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd meme #ofmd incorrect quotes #ofmd crew #stede bonnet #ofmd zheng yi sao #ofmd zheng #ofmd season two

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: Stay calm. You already have everything you need to win.

N: The power to believe in myself?!

Uzi: No, a KNIFE! Stab it!!!

#source: sao abridged #incorrect murder drones #incorrect quotes #murder drones #uzi doorman #serial designation n #nuzi

[sao-abridged-incorrectquotes]

Asuna: I'd do a lot of things for you Kirito, I'd kill for you

Asuna: Please ask me to kill for you

Kirito: No honey

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[mermaidfanficlibrary]

What did you do??

Y/n: *sleeping soundly on their desk*

Ace: *draws a cat face on them*

Yuu & Deuce: *Watching this happen, fearing for Ace's life*

Y/n: *waking up from their small nap noticing their friends staring at them* Hey guys, what's going on?

Ace: Hey sleepy head, how was your na- *screams*

Y/n: *grabs Ace's shirt and glares at him, picking up the tone* Tell me what you did right now! And you may live.

Ace: *stammers trying to answer* I drew whiskers on your face!

Y/n: *releases their grip on Ace, looking confused* What?

Ace: I drew cat whiskers on you because I thought it would be funny, and it was.

Y/n: *glares at Ace* With what kind of marker?

Ace: *jumps out of his desk, knowing he fucked up*

Y/n: *runs after him* Get back over here you little shit!

Yuu & Deuce: *deadpans, not surprised how the situation went*

Taglist: @nightshade-clown

a/n: Me and a friend have been binging Sao abridged, and this quote was too perfect for Ace and Y/n

Do not repost or translate without my explicit permission! Reblogs are welcome!

#🪸.mermaid time #🪸mermaid shitpost #🪸.mermaid incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x male reader #twisted wonderland x male y/n #twisted wonderland x gn reader #twisted wonderland x gn y/n #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst x male reader #twst imagines #twst x reader #sao abridged is so fucking hilarious #ace trappola #deuce spade #twst ace #twisted wonderland ace #twst deuce #twisted wonderland deuce #twisted wonderland yuu #twst yuu

[incorrect-sao]

Kirito : All of your existences are confusing.

The Squad: How so?

Kirito : Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect sao quotes #sword art online #sao alicization #sword art online alicization #kirito #kirito kirigaya #kirito sao #source: unknown

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Shelby: Do you wanna keep giving me shit or find us a way out of here?

Joey: Oh don't think I can't do both. I am quite the multitasker!

#incorrect empires smp quotes #incorrect empires quotes #incorrect empires smp #incorrect empires #incorrect quotes #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #empires season 2 #empires s2 #shubble #shelby grace #joey graceffa #source: sao abridged

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Su She: How dare you defile the good name of Jin Guangyao?! He is the greatest, most intelligent person I have ever known!

Lan Sizhui: Statistically speaking, that says more about you than it does about him.

Su She: YOU WANNA GO KID? I’LL THROW DOWN WITH A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD!!! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!!!

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian: *with glares that could kill* Touch him and I kill Jin Guangyao myself.

Su She: sitting back down* Duelly noted.

#source: sao abridged #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan sizhui #su she #jin guangyao #Wangxian #radish rabbit family

[alien-slushie]

Alastor: So, why do you need my help with this fellow?

Angel: What? Are you sayin you /don't/ want ta humiliate him in front of an adorin audience?

Alastor: Don't put words in my mouth.

#source: sao abridged #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel angel dust #radiodust #platonic radiodust

[pidges-lost-robot]

Pidge having been captured by Galra soldiers trying to force a cell door open: -SPINELESS LITTLE PARASITES! WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE, I'M GONNA WRITE MY QUIZNACKING MEMOIRS IN YOUR MOTHER'S BLOOD!

Guard 1 trying to keep the door shut: Nez! Nez! What do we do?! I can already feel my grip slipping!

Guard 2: Alright! Alright! Everything's gonna be fine! I have a plan!

Guard 1: Okay, l-lay it on me

Guard 2: I'm gonna go...

Guard 1: I HATE THIS PLAN!!

Guard 2: No, no, it's fine! I-I'm just gonna go get the Commander! He'll know how to deal with...

*Pidge trying to rip the cell bars off while growling*

Guard 2: ...all of... this...

Guard 1: No! NEV, NO! DON'T YOU DARE! DON'T YOU LEAVE ME WITH HER!!

Guard 2, running off: You've got this!

*silence as Pidge stops trying to rip the door off*

Pidge grinning creepily: Heyyy Morkov....

Guard 1:...*begins crying*

*Far away in the different part of the universe where Matt has escaped the galra*

Olia being shown a photo of Matt and Pidge when they were younger: She seems so gentle, like an angel.

Matt: Heh, yeah. Lucifer, maybe....

#voltron #vld #voltron: legendary defender #incorrect quotes #source: sao abridged #pidge holt #matt holt #captain olia #pidge #pidge vld #matt vld

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Gabrielle: The power to believe in myself!?

Xena: No, a sword! Stab it!

#incorrect xena quotes #incorrect quotes #xena warrior princess #xena: warrior princess #xena #gabrielle #source: sao abridged