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indigosabyss · 1 month
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[driving home from a mission] Kamala: We’re kind of missing something, guys. Miles: Cohesion? Viv: Teamwork? Sam: A general sense of what we’re doing? Kamala: And Scott is not here. Amadeus, casually: Oh that, yeah.
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ambriel-angstwitch · 7 months
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Kamala: ... Hey Spider-man.
Miles: *blushing* Hey Marvel. You look great.
Kamala: You... yeah.
Nova: Our leader the poet, everyone.
Viv: I don't know Nova, from the looks of them, they might not even need poetry.
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bananabread-nana · 1 year
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Spiderman!Ethan x Enchantress!OC
Slow burn, suggestive, violent
OC INTRO
Taglist(?)
What happens when the friendly neighborhood Spiderman is suddenly acquainted by a mystery woman that comes and goes like the emerald haze that follows her
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Kate : okay okay, here's a question- who's the craziest villains you've guys ever fought with ? mine's the kingpin
Eli: woah- THE kingpin ??
Chase: and you survived ?!?!
Tyrone: I dont know about that crazy but me and Tandy had to deal with a coorperation who turned the whole brooklyn into zombies
Tandy: pfft or the guy who kidnapped the entire new orleans inside his head
Kamala: well i literally fought against a group of bad guys that betrayed my great grandmothers AND was from another dimension
Gert: well speaking of groups and betrayals, we literally had to stand up against our evil cultist parents
karolina: or my evil alien dad...
Nico: and dont forget that psycho witch from the dark dimension..
Chavez: hah if you're getting targetted by a witch from dimensions, try getting hunted by one across the *multiverses*
Peter: or having to fight a group of your variants's villains from the multiverse....
Cassie: well i got stuck in the quantum realm and got abducted by freaking kang himself
Riri: bro a fucking fish man who can fly and is a literally god of a whole nother kingdom was going AFTER me because of some dumb machine i made. hell i even got the feds and wakandans involved !
Flint: I literally got reincarnated from the future by some space witch who then possessed me after breaking my leg
Torres: ... wow yeah no offense but sounds like you all need maaajor therapy huh ?
everyone: ...
Cassie: not wrong
Riri: mhm
Tandy: yeah thats true
Alex: yep
Kamala: oh totally
Peter: absolutely
Molly: definitely mandatory
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gildedlead · 3 months
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All of the Wayne kids’ favorite Leaguers: True and Real and Accurate
Dick: Wonder Woman! Bear with me. Please. I think Superman was his favorite BEFORE he met Clark. Once he learned how big of a dork he was, the magic was sort of lost, doubly so when Clark became his unofficial stepdad. Diana? She stayed cool. Not to mention that in his Robin days, she often humored whatever hare-brained impulses he’d get. Please picture Batman’s bewildered expression when he finds Dick dangling from the Watchtower light fixture he specifically designed to be impossible for him to reach. Diana just, -shrug- “He said please.” You threw him Diana. You threw that child. She’d probably still throw him if he asked nicely, hell, she’d probably do it even before he has to ask. It’s ‘Boy Wonder’, not ‘Boy Bat’.
Jason: Black Canary. ‘Wonder Woman is Jason’s fav’ believers PLEASE hear me out. I think that Diana is Jason’s favorite in a ‘celebrity crush’ way, but Dinah is Jason’s favorite in a ‘cool aunt’ way. He met her unofficially at the Watchtower, but actually started hanging out with her thanks to Roy. They both like motorcycles and kicking ass, plus Young Justice having Canary as a therapist melds well with my vision of her helping Jason heal. And I think she’s used to yelling at Bruce on Oliver’s behalf, so it’s no big to do it on Jason’s too.
Tim: The Flash! If Dinah is the cool aunt, Barry is the cool uncle. Guy that shows up at the function with all the best snacks. He might eat half of them himself but damn if he didn’t bring them. In all seriousness, Tim saw pretty great merit in knowing a forensics guy that he can basically talk to anytime he’s stumped with a case without having to go through the “sorry to wake you” song and dance. Barry occasionally gets unhinged texts that are in the vein of “hey can you go about ten minutes back in time and tell past me about _____”. They’re usually pretty low stakes but sometimes there’s just a “got stabbed, do-over?” jumpscare sprinkled in. Bruce will never ever get shit from Barry about kid troubles. That man is a saint in Flash’s eyes.
Cass: Captain Marvel. She didn’t like him at all during their first meeting. For a person that’s good at reading body language, I imagine that seeing genuinely childish behavior on a grown man would be giving some crazy mixed signals. Once she learns that his powers are magic in origin rather than being alien or meta, her mind opens up a little more to the possibility that his exterior appearance might not be indicative of his actual identity. Cass guesses his age by their next proper meeting and makes it her business to keep an eye on him, always asking Bruce about him after he returns from League missions. Your honor, that 7’5” brick wall Champion of Magic is actually just Cass’ little buddy. She’s gonna get him some ice cream or something.
Steph: Green Lantern. Hal and Barry are like uncles, except if Barry is the cool one, Hal is the cringe one. Lucky for Hal, being a boyfailure is a good way to amuse Steph. Those two are gonna spend hours arguing with Bruce just for the hell of it, backing each other up on completely incorrect claims (Steph does it because it’s funny, Hal does it because he believes her). He does get bonus points for bringing her cool space snacks whenever he comes back from trips off-world. One of her favorite foods is a sort of hi-chew/gum thing from some other planet in Sector 2418 that doesn’t dissolve or lose its flavor, even after chewing it for days on end.
Damian: Aquaman. He’s a king. Like, an actual king. And he can communicate with fish. Arthur heard about Damian’s temper from the rest of the Leaguers and straight up does not believe it because every time he’s spoken to Damian, it’s been “hello your majesty can you introduce me to an octopus I have a few questions for it”. This one’s short. But I feel it speaks for itself.
Duke: Superman. Clark was NOT told about Signal taking up the day shift in Gotham until he was flying in to compare notes (read: flirt), with Bruce and met Duke when they both went to intercept a carjacking. Clark tries to be responsible like “I feel obligated to let you know that Batman doesn’t take kindly to metas in his city”, only for Duke to point at the big ol bat on his chest. After that, Duke usually intercepts Big Blue’s flight path anytime he comes into Gotham and the two just kind of hang out and shoot the shit while he does his patrol. Duke is also a little bit stoked to be regularly hanging out with The Superman, but even after the awe wears off, he can’t help but still think of Clark as just a cool, friendly guy. He gets someone to share the airspace with, Clark gets a bat he can stay in the sun with, it’s a win/win all around. Congrats Clark, you got one.
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ricks-fallen-angel · 19 days
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So instead of just lumping all the of the young MCU heroes together into the young avengers (bad, incorrect idea) I have a proposal (good, correct idea open to suggestions):
1. A Champions mini series of 6 or 8 episodes consisting of Ms Marvel and Peter Parker (I know he’s not a champion in the comics but we need to do something with him and the group could use an older “authority” figure [aka college kid keeping track of the babies]). As new characters we introduce Nova and Miles Morales. They fight a minor villain and come together as a team, end the series with the looming threat of Kang
2. A Young Avengers mini series of 6 or 8 episodes consisting of Eli, Billy, Tommy, Cassie and Kate (again as the college kid pay for/keeping track of things). As a new character we introduce Teddy (finally). They fight a minor villain and come together as a team. Towards the end Nathanial Richards shows up begging for help in the fight against Kang
3. Avengers Next Generation (insert better movie title here) both teams are trying to track down Kang. The Champions are lead to the Young Avengers by mistake(?!) they VERY BRIEFLY think they're on opposite sides but by the 30 minute mark without much damage they realize they're on the same side. Peter makes a quip about them working out the issues without destroying an airport. They fight Kang, its is revealed that Nathanial is the younger version of Kang and formed the team to stop him future self (the Champion's source leading the Young Avengers was right all along!) They beat Kang (maybe Nathanial kills him?) but Nathanial goes into a rage in the process leading him down the path to becoming Kang
The End
(please add your suggestions and adjustments)
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feifeixiv · 1 year
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A Time and Place
“Seems they’re taking us seriously.” 
The Crystal Exarch broke their companionable silence first, though the soft and bouncing music exuding from seemingly nowhere kept the atmosphere from becoming too tense. Behind them, Alphinaud and Alisaie were examining gleaming portraits hanging from the walls in the prior hallway, the sounds of their footsteps quite comforting.
The Grand Cosmos lived up to its whimsical name.
Fei turned and met eyes with the now hoodless Crystal Exarch, vivid red irises though soft, were rather unnatural. But everything else was exactly as he remembered.
G’raha Tia. To say he had no suspicions would be a lie, but to put that face to this person made the entire mental exercise almost laughable. When Fei recalled the petulant, rather childlike obstinance G’raha could have, the calm and eloquent Crystal Exarch seemed an entirely different person. Perhaps though, it was the change that one hundred years in the First would bring, accompanied with all of its sorrow and loss.
Fei nodded, carefully tucking that thought away. “Seems to be so.” They crossed the threshold of the door, walking into what seemed to be an enormous, enchanted ballroom. Alphinaud and Alisaie’s voices faded into the music far behind them, leaving only the tinkling of the metal on Fei’s outfit and the thudding of their shoes. Figures dressed the part in Eulmoran finery spun and twirled, so transparent as to be figments of their imagination.
“What grace,” the Exarch mused, head tilted to one side. “I don’t sense any aether, so likely not spirits. Perhaps projections?” His question was posed to no one in particular, and did not pique Fei’s interest insomuch as the gentle sway of the Exarch’s skirts. Like he, too, wished he were dancing.
With a quick bite of his lip to contain a smile, Fei mentioned off-handedly, “My lord, did I ever mention what it is I do in the Source these recent days? When I am not here on the First, I mean.” The Exarch spun around, a curious glint in his eyes, hungry for the information being offered to him like a ravenous kitten.
“I was curious about the costume,” he admittedly freely, gaze darting down the expanse of bare skin before flushing with realization at what he’d done. His eyes quickly fixed back on the face of his champion, and saw the swell of a tiny, satisfied smile. Swallowing, the Exarch waved his crystalline hand. “It does seem rather conducive to the way you fight, so I thought not to question it.” 
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Fei took a light step, graceful and poised, and led into it as he danced a small circle around the Crystal Exarch. The man’s eyes never left him, face filled with wonder. “I dance, in a troupe, for the people of Eorzea,” Fei laughed, reaching out and grasping the Exarch’s hands before he could pull away, tugging him into place.
The Exarch gasped. “Is this really the best time? The best place?”
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“If man must wait until the most opportune time, the most opportune place for everything, will he ever get anything?”
And thusly, Fei began to lead, the warmth of the Exarch’s hand on his shoulder and the cool crystal of the other clutched in his own. Whether surprisingly or unsurprisingly, the Exarch followed in stride, steps a little clumsy with disuse but not incorrect, their waltz in perfect sync with the music, and with each other.
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The only sound between them was their slightly labored breaths. Fei marveled at the lightness in the Exarch’s limbs as he gained his bearings, the ease of his movements. Though the song never seemed to end, though their dancing companions seemed not to rest, it didn’t matter. They moved together as one, and if the Exarch felt dissatisfied with being led, he did not let it show.
A twirl or two later, the two smiled at each other when their eyes met once again. “Even this,” the Exarch said. “Is there naught the champion of Eorzea, the Warrior of Light cannot do?”
“Don’t try to ask me to sing for you,” Fei said seriously, leaning down closely to the Exarch’s face as if speaking some grand secret. The breath caught in the Exarch’s throat, and though he looked nowhere else, he knew if he tried he could count every freckle on the Warrior of Light’s face. “Nashmeira and F’lhaminn both expended much of their efforts, but Fei Qian cannot carry a tune worth a damn.”
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A small and somewhat exasperated chuckle escaped between the Exarch’s lips. Seemingly on their own, Fei’s eyes flickered down to them as something twisted gently in his heart, in the same breath. Before either of them really knew what happened, their dancing stalled little by little, step by step, even as they continued holding on. The music and the projections moved on without them, their perpetual reverie missing the two now lost in each other.
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Fei’s eyes trailed back up G’raha’s sunkissed skin, following the harsh and geometric lines of crystal, until their gazes met. That feeling, that soft and tickling ache in Fei’s heart grew, and his lips parted to say something that refused to leave the tip of his tongue.
What do you say so candidly to the man who prepared for more than a hundred years to bring the world to its knees for the sake of your own salvation? Whose purpose and sacrifice revolved around the nigh-unattainable goal of preserving your life at the expense of his own?
“G’raha, I...” Fei hesitated, his thoughts such a whirlwind he missed the way the Exarch’s grip tightened, his eyes gleamed. He wet his lips. “After all of this is over, I--”
“This room is enormous!” Alisaie’s voice echoed over the music and like a frightened cat, G’raha leapt back to a safe and not at all compromising distance. Fei remained slightly hunched, the words he’d wanted so desperately to say swallowed back into his lungs. Unlocking the depths of his heart was too much to hold, too much to bear. The fear and doubt nearly swallowed him whole, the agonizing loss of love kept his words chained to his breast.
As the twins made their way over to them, Alphinaud’s curious expression speaking volumes while the Crystal Exarch shuttled them along towards their destination, Fei realized something. 
Perhaps, this was not the time or the place.
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indigosabyss · 5 months
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Kamala: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Sam: Several traffic violations. Miles: Three counts of resisting arrest. Viv: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. For everyone except me. I absorbed a power plant's worth of energy. Scott: Also, that’s not our car.
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zaryav · 3 years
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novacomics · 3 years
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Kamala: Do any of you know how to slow dance?
*Sam raises his hand*
Miles: And she means something other than doing the Macarena at half-speed.
*Sam puts his hand back down*
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*Sam and Amadeus watching a movie*
Sam: *gasp*
Cho: What?
Sam: I just realised, what if soy milk was just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Cho: …
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Kamala (in another room): Why do I hear screeching?
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k347 · 4 years
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"Incorrectly placed correct quotes by the cast" (5) 😂😂😂
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It was a joke Seb, calm down!😋
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Viv: Did it hurt when you-
Riri: When I fell from heaven? No, I'm not giving you my nu-
Viv: No, when you fell out of the uber. I watched you trip on your foot, then you just sort of laid there on the pavement for about 10 minutes.
Riri:
Viv:
Vision: We all saw it
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Conversation
[during a team meeting]
Kamala: -and now for a gay update with Viv Vision.
Viv: Progressing towards a gayer state.
Kamala: Thank you, Viv.
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makkelart · 5 years
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I had to draw this one after seeing @incorrectchampionsquotes’s post here.
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inboundflight · 6 years
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Sam: I don’t care if you don’t like space puns, I like space puns.
Miles: Comet me, Sam.
Sam: Did you planet that?
Miles: Yes, and it was very spaceal.
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