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inkwell-illustrations · 2 months
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Angel: Husk? Husk: What? Angel: Are you awake? Husk: Who the fuck do you think said 'what'?
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redislonely · 1 month
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Incorrect hazbin qoutes
*valentino hiding by a tree for some fucking reason*
Vox: Val, wtf are you doing
Val: HOW TF DID YOU SEE ME?
vox*visibly confused*: because I'm not blind like U
Val: but when other moths hide on trees it works
Vox*annoyed*: 1. That's only like one type of moth and I'm pretty sure you're not that Moth!
2. YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY A MOTH, SERIOUSLY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS TO YOU?!?!
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jade-eclipse-li · 3 months
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Charlie fucking did it
SIR PENTIOUS MADE IT INTO HEAVEN
SIR PENTIOUS MADE IT INTO HEAVEN
SIR PENTIOUS MADE IT INTO HEAVEN
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Michael: I went to see my doctor today and the first thing they said to me was "You know you have a mullet, right?" ...I do but thank you for the swift diagnosis.
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lemonyboy97 · 11 months
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Masterlist
I HAVE A NEW BLOG FOR WRITING+REQUESTS HERE!!
You can request here or there, but it'll all be posted there so my writing is more organized and easier to find
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(Not my photo)
My mains are the following, however, I'm probably forgrtting most of them so send in requests for just about anything and I'll tell you directly if I have any idea who/what you're talking about lol.
REQUEST STATUS: OPEN
Reblogs are encouraged :)
!! I do NOT write for trans readers- nor is ANY of my work intended fir such audiences, so if i write a female reader expect female anatomy!!
Fandom's:
Marvel
Dc
Blue Exorcist
Villainous
Toh
Tokyo Revengers
Arcane
Fnaf
Mha
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
Buddy Daddies
Haikyuu!!
Stardew Valley
Naruto
PJO+HoO
Creepypasta (most + Marble Hornets)
Atla
Pokemon (iykyk)
Demon slayer
Sk8 the infinity
Bsd
One Piece
Hunter X Hunter
Saiki K
Obey Me!(both games)
The Arcana
Record of Ragnorok (spelling?)
Avatar (the big blue people)
(Again, if your favorite isnt listed here, DONT BE SHY, ask me, I promise I don't bite.... much)
Do's:
Playlist/Songs inspired/that remind me of a character/character x you
Emergency Requests
Matchups
Proposal oneshots
Comfort
Angst
Fluff
Oneshots (give me a scenario)
Series (will not update regularly)
Headcanons
Incorrect qoutes
Rants
Requests
Don'ts:
Nsfw
R@pë
Drugs
Mindless voilence
Furries (I'm just not comfortable with requests related to this)
(Again) Trans reader
Gore
Etc
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this-hazbin-quoted · 3 years
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So, I've had this blog for a whole year now!
I remember when I was posting quotes on main, so much of my content at the time was quotes that I decided I could create a side blog I could dedicate to just quotes from Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss.
Its been a pretty great year with all of you! I've loved all the interactions, the asks & art from everyone! And I look forward to bringing y'all another year of shitposting and madness!!!
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Broken Coffee Pot
Alastor: So… who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Charlie: I did. I bro-
Alastor: No. No you didn’t. Angel?
Angel: Don’t look at me. Look at Husk.
Husk: What? I didn’t break it.
Angel: That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Husk: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Angel: Suspicious.
Husk: No it’s not!
Nifty: If it matters, I mean probably not but, Vaggie was the last one to use it.
Vaggie: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Nifty: Oh really then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Vaggie: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Nifty!
Charlie: Ok let’s not fight I broke it let me pay for it, Alastor.
Alastor: No! Who broke it?!
Everyone: …
Husk: Alastor, Crymini's been awfully quiet.
Crymini: REALLY?!
Everyone: [arguing]
Alastor, to camera: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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inkwell-illustrations · 5 months
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Angel, throws his head into Huskers lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Husk, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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inkwell-illustrations · 4 months
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Hazbin hotel Incorrect quotes
Angel Dust: Husk I think you should play the role of my father! Husk: I don't want to be your father! Angel Dust: Perfect, you already know your lines! --------- Vaggie: You SON of a Bitch! Angel Dust: Don't talk about my mother like that! Vaggie: I was talking about your father Angel Dust:....Proceed. --------- Angel Dust: This is my ex boyfriend Husk. Husk: Will you stop introducing me like that?! Husk: I'm his husband.
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Husk: Two bros! Angel: Chillin' in a hot tub! Husk and Angel, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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inkwell-illustrations · 2 months
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Maxie: Are we going to a candy store?! Husk: No its night all the candy stores are closed!  Angel: Were going to ROB a candy store?!
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inkwell-illustrations · 2 months
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Charlie: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?  Vaggie: Peonies, why?  Charlie:  Vaggie: Were you going to get me flowers?  Charlie:  Vaggie:  Charlie: Its a possibility...
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inkwell-illustrations · 4 months
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Incorrect Hazbin Hotel Quotes
Angel: it seems you've fallen for me Husk Lying on the floor: you tied my shoelaces together! --------- Husk *holding baby Maxie*: Well her first word was every gay father’s worst nightmare… Angel: [voice breaking] “Mommy” --------- Charile, sweating: Vaggie, there’s something I need to ask you- Vaggie: Finally! You’re proposing! Charile: How’d you know? Vaggie: Charile, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Vaggie: I even picked it up once. --------- Husk: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Angel! *Neither of them die* Angel: ... Husk: ... Angel: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Husk: No thank you
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inkwell-illustrations · 2 months
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Maxie draws Angel
Angel: I sat here and posed for like 10 minutes let me see the product
5 year old Maxie: *picks up the paper sniffling*
Angel: *looks at the drawing* Is that me?
5 year old Maxie sniffling and on the verge of crying: *nods*
Angel trying his best not to laugh: No no it's nice it's so nice, oh I've never.. I've never looked better!
Husk: *laughing in the background*
Angel: Ooh where were you, where were you when it was time for senior photos?
5 year old Maxie about to cry: Papa I don't think it looks good!
Angel: it is fantastic, just tell ok! You know what? I've never seen nothing like this before I just want you to just keep up keep it up ok?
5 year old Maxie crying: Why was daddy laughing?
Angel: Daddy don't know what he's doing anyway! That's how you say that's a great drawing in French!
Husk: *wheezing*
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inkwell-illustrations · 5 months
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Angel Dust: *holding baby Maxie* Your gonna hate me when your older Angel Dust: *crying* But I love you so much I'm scared It's not fair! Angel Dust: I'll be your cool dad you can do drugs if you want Angel Dust: A little cocaine! Husk: Give me that baby!
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