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omg illicit affairs anon here and happy to report how I feel on every taylor song!!! my fav album is evermore so I would die for any song on there and will defend it to my death.
matty is literally who taylor wrote all this songs for wdym?? Harry Styles? never heard of him... style is clearly for Mr. Matthew Timothy Healy and I won't here shit otherwise! I love to live in my delusion and pretend peace is ab me and matty bc he's so famous... no I am not mentally well thanks for asking!!!!
mirrorball? I think it's safe to say I'm a mirrorball stan considering I have a tattoo for it on my ribs... FOLKLORE IS POETRY I LOVE IT (I also rated the whole of folklore and mirrorball is no.3)
my tears ricochet? I CAN GO ANYWHERE I WANT, ANYWHERE I WANT JUST NOT HOME!!! proud owner of an og folklore cardigan here I love my tears ricochet!!!! it's number 6 on my overall folklore rating which sounds low but folklore just has too many bangers you know??
tis the damn season? seeing this on the eras tour set list did send me into cardiac arrest, thank you!!! this is one of those sad bangers that gets me HYPE to feel depressed but slightly jam at the same time. I was prepped to have 0 evermore songs but to have THIS?? I cried watching the live stream at 3am (International swiftie grind)
false god? unlike any other taylor song but it BANGS!!! I want her to play it and john from the 1975 to play all the sax bits ty!! lover is my 3rd favourite album and I haven't been able to listen to it since... the news :(((
I also am a debut stan I am happy to say, people give it wayyyy to much hate!! picture to burn?? should've said no?? I'm only me when I'm with you?? our song?? it's a no skip album and I'll take that to my grave.
overall miss taylor swift deserves every award and I want her and the '75 to stand there and preform their entire discography to me and you in our cottage ty, as payment we will name some cats after them!!
love you bestie <33333
EVERMORE AND SPEAK NOW ARE MY TOP TWO (WITH 1989 and FOLKORE TIED FOR A THIRD). evermore has the worlds best song (champagne problems) and the deluxe tracks???? right where you left me? its time to go? like okay ms. swift...
PLEJDGLDF as a h*rry stan and a 75 stan, my delusional brain goes back and forth through periods of daydreaming about 1989 being the harry album and the matthew Timothy healy love letter. ALSO i am right with you with the whole daydreaming thing. maybe mine is champagne problems being about me and matty and me not being ready for a relationship with him bc i love angst and drama. (i am the drama. also the rumor that went around when it first came out that champagne problems was about justin and selena? that broke me..)
MIRRORBALLLLLLLLLLL SENDS MEEEEEEE FOR A LOOP. its the song i lay in bed to and just stare at the ceiling, literally on my disassociation playlist. (i wish i was joking). and omg.. the tattoo.. its literally on my list of ones i want to get. (besties and twinsies)
me adding u to my rob list bc i longed for a folklore cardigan. ALSO. I GET TTTT IT SO MUCH. folklore is a banging album.
the way i literally threw my phone when she started playing it. i was in SHOCK. its literally top tier from the album. i was so ready for her to disrespect evermore completely, so i was very much satisfied that it was on the setlist.
FALSE GOD IS SO SEXY TO ME. the sax ... the soulfulness. i sway when it comes on bc its just so good?!?!? also ur so right for wanting john to play the sax on it. i think i would keel over and die. (Also just wanted to update you that i listened to lover on the way home from work ln and it .... it wounded me but i was BRAVE)
debut is soooooooooo chef's kiss. i am not a country fan at ALL. but i will get down and dirty to her old music idc. our song <3 im an our song STAN. i loved the music video.
me and you inviting only miss swift and the 1975 (plus their touring band) to our little cottage with our cats. it sounds like heaven to me. (matty is only allowed in when he's performing though, we have to humble him somehow)
love you SO MUCH. i hope ur having a wonderful day <3
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lesbesapphic · 1 year
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Illicit affairs wanda :D
💖- Happy headcanon
😋- Funny/stupid headcanon
🥖- Food headcanon
🛌- Sleep headcanon
🏡- Domestic headcanon
🗡- Badass headcanon
Damn this took way too long and it is 2 am. By the end I got too tired so there might be some mistakes. In my defence i am sleepy as hell. Hope you enjoyed it!! Have a good day or night.
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🗡️ Badass canon
You knew Wanda was going to kill you for this but when Darcy offered you to teach how to ride a bike, you couldn't say no. For once you wanted to be the one who could be the badass and damn you did it so well. Calling Wanda outside while riding the bike to where she was. At first the protective side of Wanda wanted you off the bike but even she had to admit how hot you were looking in your leather jacket and the helmet which the moment you took off to give her your million dollar smile, she couldn't help but think of you as a cute puppy. The same puppy who decides to run off everytime she would hold off tightening the leash.
"What do you think you are doing?" She asked crossing her arms and you watched in panic as her expression changed from amusement to the familiar strict look you were used to getting, you opened your mouth to say something but know words came out as you already worried the punishments she could list off but when the older girl started laughing you pouted, "I hate you." You muttered and put your helmet back on. "Where are you going, silly?"
"away from you." You muttered and Wanda rolled her eyes, "not gonna take me out on this?" Wanda asked in a flirtatious tone,her fingers dancing around your arm. You gulp and handed her the helmet.
The sad part being you and Wanda only made around the block twice before Wanda told you to cut it out, scared both for her and your life as she dragged you in, still very much aroused of this badass look you had seemed to adopt. The first time she almost wanted to thank Darcy for her little help.
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🛌 sleep Headcannon
Wanda and you have almost started sharing her room now. Each night you would now refuse to leave her bed, begging to stay the night and as much as Wanda enjoys her game of push and pull she would let you stay, letting you cuddle close, telling you how she would not allow this tomorrow but even you knew that Wanda from few months ago would have hold onto her words but now even she enjoys your presence too much. Waking up to you in clinging to her, begging to stay a bit longer but just one command and you would be back in line. She loved the power she had on you even when you weren't fully conscious, it was a big boost to her ego but sometimes when she would be feeling too generous she would let you sleep longer, pull you closer and run her hand through your hair making you feel safe.
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🥖 food headcannon
Wanda hated how much of a picky eater you were before you and her started this whole thing. At first Wanda thought it was just few of the specific but when she realised it pretty much included every leafy vegetable, she called a 'no' and decided to purposely bring you smoothies of kale and spinach or beetroot. A part of her of course enjoys exercising the power she had on you but a big part of her cares about your health too. When you noticed the two glasses of smoothie in her hand when she walked over to the bed one morning, your stomach set in a dread, "Um..maybe you are right, I should spend some nights in my rooms too, I will start from now. Bye!!" You quickly got up to run but Wanda grabbed you by your collar before you could run past her. "Get your ass back here." Wanda pushed you back on the bed, ignoring your pout as she sat on your lap, "Finish this first." All your begging was turned to a deaf ear as she finished her own drinking, raising an eyebrow when you didn't begin immediately. After much gagging and begging when you finished, Wanda had a big smile on her face, clapping her hands in cheers before kissing you, telling you how proud she was of you. maybe in that moment the bitter taste of the smoothie turned into something much sweeter.
💖 Happy Headcanon
Wanda knew your obsession with cookies and when you finally listened to her all two weeks, sleeping in your room focusing more on your studies, giving your exams with perfect scores. She decided to find a perfect day to use the kitchen when no one was really around in the house, she took the opportunity, starting to bake your favourite chocochip cookies. Wanda wouldn't admit but she had grown to love you in her own way, enjoying how much you would appreciate every little action of her and how obedient you were becoming yet having some fight here and there that would keep Wanda entertained. You were the perfect partner for her. Scared of her. Loved her. Appreciated her. She wanted to do something special for you.
That night Wanda brought you cookies to your room and helped you study herself that you didn't understand if you liked or hated because with Wanda teaching you something, you could hardly focus. All you cared about how beautiful her lips looked when they were moving but that night your sole focus was on the cookies placed next to her which the woman was only giving on right answers although it only took two kisses from you to hand over the plate and even going as far as putting up a movie saying you deserved the break with how good you have been. Needless to say Wanda did show you how good you have been for her in various other ways that night.
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🏡 Domestic headcannon
Wanda and You have been sharing the room now. It was not even a question. You spent all your days there to the extent that there were your clothes in Wanda's wardrobe. Your books on her study table. Your pillow on her bed. Even though she drew the line at your Nintendo switch coming into her room but you managed to snuck it in. Though Wanda would threaten to kick you out from time to time but she wouldn't fall through with her threats. She wouldn't admit but you have grown on her and she enjoys your presence way too much now to push you away. Plus that way she reassures herself that she could keep a closer eye on you than before but everytime you would walk out of the washroom with your hair still wet and just in a tshirt, she would know all over again why she was having trouble putting you back in your room.
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😋 funny/Stupid canon
You hate to admit it but Wanda was right about you blindly following all of Darcy's plans so when she asked you to help pull a prank on Carol and Natasha , you agreed being happy that atleast Wanda wasn't the victim of her little stunt. She told you all you had to do was empty their shampoo bottles and you thought that was it, that was her plan but boy you were wrong. The little devil had mixed a purple dye in it. So the next morning when Carol and Natasha barged into Wanda's room with Wanda already in a sore mood teaching you something and you hardly paying attention, you knew you were doomed.
"what the fuck happened to you two?" Wanda burst into laughter and you couldn't help but follow insuit until Natasha went to grab you, "No! I am sorry!" You yelled clinging to Wanda who could still not stop laughing even after Natasha telling her that it was you and Darcy, the woman only pulled you closer away from the duo who wanted to drag you. "Nope. Leave her alone." You really didn't understand if it was really Wanda or someone else in her body because was she really protecting you? But when you looked at her, she was still adorably laughing at the two now even taking pictures with her phone.
Natasha and Carol only called her a bitch and turned to leave but the moment they turned, Wanda burst into another fit of laughter when she saw how Carol's back had "This is me Dora, blind bitch" written on it. You only was mesmerized by Darcy's guts to take on Natasha's punishment and doing all this just for some dare she had with a another sorority girl. "What is it?"
"nothing you two just look even gorgeous from behind." Wanda replied laughing. The duo only showed her finger and left. The moment they left you were ready to defend yourself, telling how you thought only emptying the shampoo was prank but the older girl dismissed your concern, telling you that you were safe and to get her water while she post something on her group chat.
You couldn't help but mentally thank Darcy's and her plans to save you not only from studying but a punishment as well. Alas you couldn't say the same for her.
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tojisun · 5 months
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we need simon on his Knees apologizing actually
IM CRUJTN
the shortest ask i received but its so packed with feelings im giggling crying
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softspiderling · 1 day
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Are you updating today or can i fall asleep?😂😴
omfg JAHAHHAHA crying.
i didn't think anyone was waiting for me to post.
i will update illicit affairs today!!! it's done, i only want to read over it and then format it before posting <3 but pls pls pls go to sleep if it's late and you're tired!!! you can sleep it when you wake up tomorrow🥰
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becca-e-barnes · 2 years
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No because Becca I love the concept of a huge scary beefy man who’s a switch. Because one moment he’s under you begging to let him cum and make his mommy full and the next he’s grabbing your hips from behind making sure to pin your body down with his weight as he pounds into like an animal in heat
Oooooh yes, I love this!! But I love kind of imagining there's a breaking point? Like they're subby up until something makes them switch
This really makes me think of a switch Bucky though. The way he'd mumble and whimper and beg but you're still refusing to let him cum.
He's so fucking subby under you, whining as you ride him. He doesn't really even know what to do with his hands because he needs them everywhere at once. "Oh God please let me cum. I need it, fuck please." He sobs, a little more frantic than he wants to be.
"No amount of whining is going to change my mind, baby boy." You coo, holding his face in your hand and slowing down to a sultry grind of your hips. He's so frustrated by that answer because he sounded overly pathetic this time and he really thought that would do it for you.
"It's for the best, sweetheart. I know you think I'm just being harsh but I promise it's for good reason." His interest would've been piqued if his head wasn't so damn cloudy with need and lust, his hands now settling on your hips because he needs you to move them faster again.
"But mommy, I wanna fill you. W-wanna cum inside you and make a mess. I need it, mommy. Fuck, please." He's so gone, rutting against you as much as he can, trying to fuck himself into you a little more frantically than you're allowing him to.
"I took my birth control a little late this morning, honey. Just want to be on the safe side." You whisper and oh God, that's it for him.
"Oh fuck." He grunts, barely even taking a breath before flipping you over, positioning you on your hands and knees and slipping back inside you with a growl. "You're telling me there's a tiny chance of making you a mommy tonight? I could fill this pretty little desperate cunt and have you full of me? Mhm, that sounds nice, doesn't it baby?" He can hardly control himself, fucking you relentlessly, taking what he needs. He knows you won't be able to answer him. All the questions just make you stupid because he's rubbing right against your sweet spot and there's nothing you can do to hold your orgasm back.
"This is what you wanted, wasn't it mommy? You wanted this all along." He's taunting you now, pointing out just how little it took for you to go subby for him.
"Could m-make you a daddy." You stutter, clinging to the sheets, wishing you hadn't used Bucky to give yourself so many orgasms earlier now that you're so overstimulated.
"Oh sweetheart, you're gonna." He smirks, pressing you down by the small of your back. He knows he's going to pull out and finish exactly where he has his hand pressed right now. The risk is fun and exciting and you're both so into it but he's still responsible enough to know it's not a great idea right now.
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teyamsatan · 1 year
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don't mind me, just me again asking for another snippet of the final chapter this time??? pls pls??
I just started writing the final chapter, so this is all veryyy new!! But I can't say no to my lovely anons 💕
Your hands settled on your lower abdomen, flat and taut against your palms, that you cradled and caressed softly, imagining it soft and tripled in size, imagining your fingers pressing down on it to meet the little hands and feet pushing from inside it to feel you, to talk to you. You thought sadly about the baby that was gone, your baby, Neteyam’s baby, your little perfect bundle of joy, and looked at the way Neytiri and Jake hugged their son tightly, so much love and gratitude filling the air around you, so many tears and cries filling the silence of your home. You knew then that if that was your price to pay, if this was your burden to carry, you were happy to do it, happy to have been able to be even a small reason why this moment was unfolding in front of you. 
A son for a son. 
xoxo
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drmedusagrey · 9 months
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i feel like illicit affairs is slexies perf song ngl it always makes me think of them
nonnie you’ve unlocked something in my brain, what a genius. Best ship best song yes
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ghost-proofbaby · 10 months
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hi it's me the anon who was patiently waiting for your illicit affair inspired fic. well i have just finished it and my god it did not disappoint. not that i ever thought it would. i am quite literally composing this with tears still streaming down my face, listening to illicit affairs on loop. i am left a shell of my former self but in the best possible way. it was so heartwarming with the slow burn and positively gut wrenching by the end, I fear i will never recover. this was so worth the wait and has become my favourite fic of all time. thank you so much for giving us this gift. i am going to sharing this fic with everyone i know<3
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i am so sorry for causing hurt but 😭 i am glad it didn’t disappoint!! only took me like a month to finally bite down and brave the pain that was writing that ending haha
thank you so much for also constantly sending in anons and showing me someone out there was looking forward to it 🖤
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Not a question, but i can’t figure out how to sent messages on tumblr and I don’t want to ramble but: I just wanted to say I really love your writing and illicit affairs is getting me through exam season right now (my university has weird timing for exam season). Anyways, I dunno if this is weird cause I’m a stranger but I just wanted to say that I really appreciate all the effort that goes into writing and I adore you and all your stories! Hope you’re doing well and thank you for making my day, cause when I saw that chapter 15 of illicit affairs was up serotonin was hitting!
All the best and much love 🫶🏼
hey, my darling nonny. this is maybe the sweetest anon i have ever recieved and so this one is for you, posting a little earlier so it's a little shorter but i hope you enjoy it nonetheless. and you should know that not only is it chapter 16 of illicit affairs...it's also my
15,000th post.
illicit affairs chapter 16
Emily Prentiss is what the FBI like to call a rogue. After having her Supervisory status revoked, she’s offered a job with the BAU, her status back, and a clean slate, an offer that’s impossible to refuse. On her first day, though, she finds she’s already fairly well acquainted with her new boss.
rating: M. explicit. I don’t advise anyone underage read this story.
pairing; hotchniss.
trigger warning for mentions of abortion and substance abuse within this chapter. both canon complicit and canon divergent. stay safe loves x
fanfiction | ao3
Reid went cold turkey. They took turns checking in on him outside of work; he and Penelope visited the library, JJ took him for coffee, Emily took him to the cinema to watch foreign movies that only they could understand. He wasn't stupid, he knew their main motive for spending time with him was to keep him distracted, and to make sure he wasn't spending his time off high as a kite, and, frankly, he appreciated it. He stayed behind with Penelope, for the first few cases after he decided to get clean, and Hotch cited PTSD as the reason, and, thankfully, no further questions were asked.
Reid wasn't the only one who needed comforting, in the months that followed.
Each night, heading home after a case, after staring at the horror that passed his desk everyday, Hotch went home to Haley. He drove the long way, traffic lights glinting off of his wedding ring as though they were taunting him. He waited too long in his car on the drive.
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illicit affairs anon back and ready to be annoying!!!!
I do need a better name but I am literally the most un-creative person ever hence living through your fics rather than trying (and failing) to write my own </3
how is your day going bestie!?! idk where you are in the world so it might be night rn and if it is imagine that question past tense lol, im in the UK so it's like nearly 5pm !
my lecture at uni got cancelled this morning so I've spent all day in bed reading fan fic, I am the poster child of mental stability!!
lots of love!!! <3333
you are NEVER annoying to me. ilysm
listen i get that. (also please i would LOVE To read your fics, im sure they're amazing <3)
its going pretty well! i had some errands to run today but now im baking in the sun like a reptile (with spf ofc). i hope you had a REALLY good day bff.
lectures being cancelled is the ultimate BEST feeling. my lectures for the week before were cancelled because my prof had jury duty (love that for me) and now im on spring break. POSTER CHILD OF MENTAL STABILITY. i yodeled. hope u have some spicy recs for me (coming from the other poster child of mental stability)
love uuuu :D
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lesbesapphic · 2 years
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I know she planned it but deep deep down Wanda is very jealous Carol kissed _her_ girl
Oh Yes she so very is. I can literally imagine everyone around her being to scared to approach by the murderous look on her face in the party.
Even though Carol was onto the plan, she actually went out of her ways to avoid Wanda the whole night after the kiss.
Wanda making sure to kiss you to her heart desire the next morning, you didn't understand why Wanda was so fixated on your lips instead of marking you up which she prefered usually.
Through out the day Wanda had sneaked you in every place where she could make out with you. To the point where your lips were swollen from all the biting and kissing. You ended up complaining to Wanda about it when she moved to kiss you again and one quirked eyebrow from her was enough to shut your whining and surrendering to her control. A part of you enjoying the attention you were getting.
Unbeknownst to both of you in the other room, an annoyed Natasha was staring at Carol who refused to leave her room, she had planned to bring Darcy in for fun but had to cancel because of the blonde, "Why the fuck did you even agree to it?" Natasha asked watching as Carol laid on her bed, watching some movie on her laptop.
"Can you even say no to her? And i didn't even know she would get so jealous of her own plan." Carol muttered a little frustrated by Wanda's reaction and the cold shoulder she was given all day. "Plus aren't you happy to spend sometime with your bestfriend?" Carol wiggled her eyebrows and Natasha rolled her eyes at the other girl.
"Not at the cost of a good fuck." She muttered and Carol grinned hearing that, aware of how Natasha was getting cosy with the raven haired junior Darcy. That girl was epitome of trouble.
"Is that all she is?" She asked wiggling her eyebrows and Natasha threw a pillow at her. Ignoring the laughter that followed in the room.
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Hope you all are having a nice day. (≧▽≦)
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phoebe-delia · 1 year
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what i think of you and your writing: "You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else"
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.
(Except I'm putting my responses in the tags because I cannot help myself).
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softspiderling · 28 days
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I know you just released part 1 of illicit affairs but I am a greedy hoe and am wondering when pt 2 will be out ma’am 🙏🏻
this made me laugh lmao ngl
idk! i wanted to keep a fairly consistent update schedule (usually post on Saturdays!) but it really depends on my workload and if the writing gets done the way i'm planning it (like for example right now i'm writing pt two but one (👀) scene is longer than I had expected so i might split it into two which might mean you'll get pt. 2 sooner than expected).
now i just said a lot without saying anything, BUT i think pt. 2 will either be up next sat or the following sat!!
read illicit affairs - part one here!
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sassymajesty · 1 year
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hello which of our lovely clexas is in bed right now 👀 or in IOFANs case against a window or on a desk
can you believe oifan clexa is actually making it to a bed for the first time since that infamous night?
eib clexa is also in bed, at clarke's apartment, being disgustingly soft. southern au clexa is in...... uhhh on the couch, but thinking about Going To Bed™ soon
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teyamsatan · 1 year
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WE NEED DAD!NETEYAM IN THE ARCHER, IT IS A NEED, BIG BIG NEED PLS TELL ME YOU'RE DOING IT PLS PLS PLS SEE HIM BE ALL AMAZING AND LOVING WITH HIS OWN KIDS OMFGGGG I WILL DIE
BESTIE there's no way i'm leaving you or myself without dad!neteyam. i need it just as much as you, promise!!
there's still so much to explore in the cardigan series, i could honestly write another mini novel in the future ngl, but dad!neteyam is definitely coming x
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ess-presso · 1 year
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OKAY how about seven, illicit affairs, & right where you left me! (ty for the fic rec too🫶)
we’re best friends now. how r u my new best friend . (also give me fic recs if u have any i trust u because ur song choices are PRIME.)
seven - PRONGSFOOT (platonic) - alright i think we knew this , but this song SCREAMS james to sirius , like the entire verse ‘And I've been meaning to tell you ,I think your house is haunted, Your dad is always mad and that must be why,And I think you should come live with , Me and we can be pirates ,Then you won't have to cry, Or hide in the closet’ - it’s so james to sirius ‘come live with me’ ‘your house is haunted’ about grimmauld place , i mean you literally can’t think of anyone else . (except maybe ron to harry. but that is the only exception.)
illicit affairs - JEGULUS - ‘you showed me colours you know i can’t see with anyone else’ ,’clandestine meetings and stolen stares’ THEM. THEM. YOUR HONOUR I REST MY CASE. because regulus is a BLACK. and technically black is not a colour & james was all of his colours and when he left all he was was black :,(
right where you left me - JEGULUS (post-break up) - i think it works in canon - ‘wife out there , kids and christmas’ = lily & harry - and reg is just stuck in the past in his ‘fantasy’ and he’s ‘frozen’ and stuff & i’m so gone for them. i think it’d be even more angsty if it was for a jegulus in modern au in which james just fell… out of love and into love with lily ?? like that would be ten times worse (someone should write a oneshot. maybe me one day. maybe.)
also also fic (drabble? oneshot?) rec for right where you left me - ‘right where you left me by otrtbs’ - it’s an unrequited bartylus where james is the ‘wife’ and barty is the one reg left behind.
(anon leave me more if u wish . taylor swift and marauders is my anthem. i shall keep doing this until i run out of songs. atp we’re just having a conversation. <3333)
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