#if i told you it would be spoilers

[h3lgertime]

Fate

#i scream #my stuff #dave and bambi #dnb sunflower update #dave and bambi au #oh yeah btw i wrote this. you should read it #two in a row #dnb dave #dnb expunged #also recovered project :) #scene redraw #if i told you it would be spoilers

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not! #that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol! #and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says. #head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

[purplewilmon]

Charlie Spring and Tao Xu | Heartstopper S2.05

#heartstopper #heartstopper season 2 #heartstopper spoilers #charlie spring #tao xu #heartstopper netflix #heartstopper s2 #my first heartstopper gifset #i liked that this scene told us more about their friendship #and i loved that Charlie wrote his name and Tao's instead of Nick's and his how you would have expected #that's how you know how much their friendship means to him

[egophiliac]

swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks

(I gave Silver one too :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part #characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :) #me: oh god #jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments #like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch #deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression #SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! #and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious. #you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me #though we all know the real highlight #the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname #2) he almost certainly gave it to himself #3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol #epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look #deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about #also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean #deuce: i challenge you to a children's game #black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept #meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts #we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll #so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event #anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible! #whoops!

[isolophilian]

i think we need to understand the gravity of how quickly Percy blames himself and his disabilities for the way his world is. how he's been made to believe over years and years that he's weird, that there's something wrong with him. Percy saying he should've been paying attention. Percy saying there's something wrong with his brain. Percy calling himself broken.. he's just a kid man

#this is so unbelievably important #goes to show how the treatment of disabled kids can harm their self esteem so much #he's literally twelve?? #this kid has been told his entire life that there's something wrong with him #and he believes it #you can see how upset Sally is that he thinks that #like that's her little boy #i would riot so badly if my child ever had any reason to say that about themselves #also brunner calling him “special” earlier in the episode probably aggravated his reaction to getting the same statement from sally #god he's just a baby #he doesn't deserve this #this show is going to jumpstart such important conversations about a wide variety of things and I am so here for it #renew it already #percy jackson #sally jackson #walker scobell #virginia kull #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo tv spoilers #isoceratops

[lazycranberrydoodles]

xie lian texts like a grandpa … i imagine pre confession their texts would be a graveyard of hua cheng’s failed attempts at flirting

xie lian's profile picture is from the manhua by starember / follow for more of hua cheng Ls

#xie lian: the water master died 💀 (used skull emoji to indicate death) #hua cheng: the water master died 💀 (lol) #xie lian uses the 😏 emoji on him one time and he has to stand up from his phone for a minute #cue the ‘no no you used the emoji correctly just dont uh. send it to anybody but me.’ from the cpr scene #i think xie lian would LOVE advice animals memes #he told me himself. btw. and he finds them in google images and his local facebook group #hua cheng would not normally use 😂 but he does so xie lian can understand him :) #they are so sillay #truthfully i think hua cheng would find current internet humor annoying but hes doing his best o7 #tgcf #hualian #tgcf spoilers #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #heaven official's blessing #hob #art #my art #doodle #mxtx

[sophies-junkyard]

#Fionna and cake #if you had told me 10 years ago that the first middle finger of adventure time would go to Choose Goose I would’ve been shocked #adventure time #pawn swan #shermy and beth #this is my life #Fionna and cake spoilers #adventure time spoilers

[nguyenfinity]

y'all would not believe what i got into

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #bean told me they were rinniki coded (to which i remembered an's tgcf rinky) and i was sold #i am a very simple person #i see two people horribly in love making it everyone else's problem and i'm irreparably emotionally attached #they're also the funniest guys ever by the way #spoiler if you haven't read it> #but personally if i was hua cheng and they found the cave of ten thousand gods i would go and die another time #man's a real trooper

[raspberryfries]

For all time...

Always.

#loki #loki series #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #lokius #loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #if you told 2021 me I'd be brainrotting over mcu gays #i would have absolutely not believed it #but nevertheless here we are

[shimmerstar]

Rollo reading Idia's desperate letter pleading for help:

#Idia trying to convince rollo: it would be so awesome. it would be so cool #rollo’s reply is just “good evening. i told you so.” #also #rollo: i should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing #malleus: but ya didn’t #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #idia shroud #rollo flamm #rollo flamme

[bloodraven55]

God bless whoever is responsible for these two scenes 🙌

#if you'd told me a year ago that yang crushing on wonder woman and blake getting jealous of it would one day be an actual thing #i would *not* have believed you lmao #rwby #rwby justice league #bumbleby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #diana prince #rwby spoilers #rwby justice league spoilers

[cats-obsessions]

Okay but imagine Durge just really loves animals, like the idea of them, but they could never go near them because the small ones just really trigger that prey drive instinct, and then they get to meet gnolls. And gnolls are so huge and vicious and soft, and their nature pleases Bhaal, so Durge finally gets to have a pet- to Gortash’s displeasure

#I think Gortash would prefer steelclaw #wait no #what if that is Gortash’s cat? that’s why Durge didn’t kill it before #STEELwatch STEELclaw? you get it -Gortash to an unamused Durge #that explains why the cat gets away with killing tadpoles huh #and the gnolls don’t eat it because Durge told them not to #okay stupid hc but come on what a coincidence #bg3 #durge #durgetash #the dark urge #gortash #enver gortash #lord enver gortash #bg3 spoilers

[hellaephemeral]

i love how the biggest problem of the ua siblings isn’t that they don’t share the bits of vital information they all individually collect over the season with each other (or can’t because they are separated) but that they do and are immediately dismissed by each other because “oh well we don’t have time for tHIS rn” and “whatever this can’t be as important as THIS” and “oh klaus says weird shit all the time so like why even question his story about a glowing orb in the basement??”and “i heard what you said but i am just gonna ignore you“ it’s not even miscommunication at this point. they ARE communicating, they just couldn’t give less of a fuck about what comes out of each others mouths and i love that

#tua #tua spoilers #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #tua s3 #the umbrella academy #viktor hargreeves #not five tho #99% of the time five has no clue what communication is #i love how fei and ben do the same thing to grace #she literally TOLD them about the orb and that it took marcus and they just went “okay anywayys“ #it’s reggie’s influence istg #i love how the person sharing the information also couldn’t give less of a fuxk #they’re like “this happened! you don’t care? ok valid“ #it’s mostly with klaus tho #if they all would just listen to klaus once istg there wouldn’t be an apocalypse

[diazevan]

i identify with evan buckley, because i too, cannot stop thinking about tommy kinard.

#i am also bisexual #if you'd told me i would love a character we briefly met four seasons ago....i never would have believed you #tommy kinard #911 abc #911 spoilers

[moodyvoid]

I’m not the only one laughing at All Might fighting a baby, right?

#if you would have told me earlier in this series that it would be All Might vs Baby AFO I wouldn’t have believed it #Bnha 400 #bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #bnha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #spoilers

[introspectivememories]

"evan, i find you adorable". adorable as in able to be adored. as in capable of being adored. as in i find you worthy of adoration. adorable, from the latin adorare (to worship) to adorabilis (in the sense 'worthy of divine worship') to the current day adorable. as in maybe if we had made it to the movies or if eddie didn't show up, i could've showed you just how much i want to worship you. as in i look at you and there is a font of adoration in my heart for you. adorable as in i flew into a hurricane with you and yet this date is a thousand times more thrilling than that. adorable as in there is a person in your building who saw me jump up and down like a little kid in the lobby after i had kissed you for the first time. adorable as in i kissed you and immediately thought fuck i could do this forever if he lets me. adorable as in i want to press kisses to your birthmark. adorable as in i spent the entirety of the days leading up to our date wondering about you, if you liked your coffee with two sugars or one. if you liked storms or if the lightning strike had put you off on them all together. if you liked cats or dogs or if you were the kind of weirdo who liked goats instead. if you thought about the kiss as often as i did. if your stomach tangled into twisted knots as saturday drew closer. if you would be agreeable to sitting in my lap. if you would blush as prettily as you did the day i kissed you. if your world also realigned when our lips met. if our orbits had matched up now that we flew into a hurricane together. if the gravitational pull between us had finally been too strong for either of us to resist that night in your loft. or maybe, more simply, adorable as in, "evan, i find you adorable."

#SOMEBODY SEDATE ME #what is this #i heard that line and was like how can i wax poetry about this #tommy kinard the man that you are #like it was just an interesting line to me. it literally keeps me up at night #and then tommy immediately following it up with 'i just dont think you're ready yet' #because it's true!!! idt buck was ready for the restaurant and maybe if buck had told tommy this was his first 'dude date' #they could've picked a more secluded spot and maybe then the movies could've still happened and they could've sat in the back #as some stupid movie plays onscreen but buck would ever so carefully tangle his hands with tommy's bigger ones and tommy would #squeeze them once and buck would be so nervous he wouldn't be able to look at tommy and would stare resolutely ahead at the movie he #doesn't care about but the whole time he'd be thinking about the way tommy holds him so gently but eddie did happen and buck is freaking ou #so tommy steps back and tells evan 'i dont think youre ready' w/ the implication being call me when you are and he puts the ball back in #evan's court. and maybe tommy thinks that's the end of it. it takes people years to be ready. hell it took him years to be ready except #beautiful brave evan calls him less than a week later and says 'maybe i'm not ready but if there's anyone i'd like to find out w/ it'd be y #i need to be sedated #911 abc #evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #buck x tommy #911 spoilers #911 season 7