#i'm very gay and very tired

[alarming-prism]

a short list of things i was called today at work: cinderella. cleaning lady. various forms of my legal name upon me telling them the original form, which i prefer to be called.

ur local front desk they/them is tired this pride month

#there's absolutely nothing wrong with cleaning as a job #and cleaning lady is like. not wrong in that case #however i work at the front desk lmaoo #i checked u people in why do u think i do cleaning here #and why do people immediately make names the most feminine they can be #i'm very gay and very tired #thank u #goodnight

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[live-from-flaturn]

American Television after 5 years of pushing for queer representation: I hope you wanted unnecessary drama, angst with a maybe resolution, and three unfulfilling seasons of questionably written flirtation. And that all comes before anything is half-confirmed with a singular lukewarm kissing scene between two conventionally attractive, white bisexual women!

Thai Television .3 seconds after they figured out queer content is marketable: Did you want something kinky, soft, or stupid? Did you want cat ears? We’ve got cat ears! We’ve got safe/sane/consensual OR off-the-charts bad etiquette BDSM. We’ve got college students out the ass! As long as they’re an engineer or architect, choose your flavor. Do you want an age gap or classmates? Something for adults? Teens? Everyone was childhood besties, how about that??? This is a short order restaurant and I will flip you some gays like they’re hotcakes, just tell me what you want.

#yes i am aware that this simplifies a lot of larger cultural and sociopolitical issues #yes i am aware that gay marriage is legal here and not in thailand #yes this is a joke please do not come for my very short wig #i am so tired #anyway #thai bl #american tv #teen wolf i'm looking at you #also supernatural #and the 100 #jesus christ in heat there's so many examples #too many #kinnporsche #love in the air bl #lita the series #kpts #bad buddy #bed friend #meow ears up #between us #uwma the series #between us the series

[miraculousbohemian]

i'm so fucking tired of heteros ffs GIVE ME PEGGYNAT

also natasha in this entire episode is just *gay yearning* for a certain Brit

Melina just goes slipping shit like "ah go for her left knee she fucked it up in third grade" LIKE MA'AM.

WANDA?! WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA WANDA

#that's a lot of wandas #anyway I'm seriously tired of steggy. seriously. #LET ME HAVE THE GAYS #also if you try to convince me lake bell didn't fight to keep the yearning in I'll dropkick you onto Neptune #if i had a nickel for every time lake bell voices a redhead whos very gay (in canon and fannon) I'd have two nickels #which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice #mb rant :) #what if #peggynat #c'mon kevin. you don't have the balls- #mcu #marvel #natasha romanoff #melina vostokoff #steve rogers #peggy carter #captain carter #I'm gonna go rewatch episode two bye bye

[47-possums-in-a-trenchcoat]

something about reading that scene where Kaz pulls out Oomens eye is oddly therapeutic to me

#idk man #i'm very tired #and very gay #I know he's insane that just makes him hotter stfu #kaz brekker #six of crows #Kaz brekker my beloved

[ellis-ofwoolworth]

are. are you telling me that the captain knew havers for TWO MONTHS and they both fell head over heels for each other? like they got to the commiting crimes stage of the relationship after knowing eachother for two months and then not seeing the other for five years?? me and who, man

#i'm very tired so some details may be wrong #but i'm reading the buttom house archives #and havers joins early april 1940 #and leaves june 5th 1940 #and i don't think there's evidence that they see each other again until 1945 #they're so gay #i'm so jealous #how pathetic do i have to be to get the havers to my captain? #bbc ghosts #the captain #anthony havers #button house archives #capvers

[lucky-clover-gazette]

corruption loves company (the finale. for real this time)

combined, chapter 5 and chapter 6 are like 30K words long. i just posted them both, so be sure to read them both.

thank you so much for supporting this story. it is extremely unchill, and it kind of consumed me. it took a lot of time and lot of drafts to end up with what i have, but i am damn proud of it.

maybe i'll post a more visually interesting link tomorrow, but i am very tired so here yayyyyyyy

(also i have made many memes about these chapters to cope with working on them for six months. i will probably share in like a week)

#my writing #cbiuc #vidow #vio link #shadow link #other tags i don't know i'm very tired #loz #if you don't know what four swords is it's fine this is honestly just ab the triforce cycle and gay purple people are the conduit #oh yeah #four swords #that tag would make sense

[beanghostprincess]

okay so for the people in the comments of this post and the other one i wrote about this: i am aware that this is something oda said (i actually don't know lmao i just saw people saying it ngl i doubt he said this and if he did y'all are misinterpreting the shit out of what he said). however, i personally think he meant it in a very specific context of "one of the mugiwaras betraying them in such a horrific way that luffy would have to force himself to say this".

the thing is, there are A LOT of things to have in mind when it comes to this statement. yeah. zoro would kill a mugiwara if luffy asked, but there's a lot going on before that even crosses his mind:

1. luffy would need a valid reason to want to kill a mugiwara (teach level of betrayal). and even then, i doubt he would ask zoro to kill them. but yeah, let's suppose hypothetically that he says that.

2. zoro would instantly assume something's wrong because luffy would NEVER say something like this. some of you act like he would act without hesitation when his devotion to luffy isn't irrational, but unconditional. he would stop, think about it, ask luffy why and if he's sure. and he would even try to stop him.

3. if stopping him doesn't work and the betrayal is bad enough, zoro would kill a mugiwara for luffy.

y'all make it seem like he would do it and kill nami (for example. he would never, tho) without hesitation when he would be the very first one to be against that idea and question luffy's irrationality. the whole thing about these two is that they trust each other bc they believe in each other, not bc they're blinded by love. it's such a deep understanding and trust that they would do anything for each other, and that also includes grounding the other and stopping them if they're wrong.

zoro's trust and loyalty is on luffy, of course, but assuming that it makes him unable to care for the other members of the crew and that it blinds him enough to kill them is just wrong.

answering the question y'all refuse to answer without thinking first: yes, zoro would kill a mugiwara if luffy asked under the right circumstances and after a long time thinking about it, but it wouldn't happen just because.

#anyway i'm tired of this discourse but i needed to say this #i did not just have the longest day at work for people to keep telling me that i'm reading zolu wrong #also what the hell with the devotion thing?? are y'all aware that zoro doesn't need to kill someone to prove he trusts luffy #like he's devoted to luffy in a very gay religious way but damn #dude is an ISTP stop making him act out of character #also tagging this as zolu bc somebody said i was trashtalking zolu and it's literally my fav ship #so this is just out of spite ngl #zolu #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #one piece

[dazadoop]

Reblog to scare a rwby fan

#rwby #rwde #technically #I'm just getting very tired of all the 'Weiss is a canon lesbian' posts #especially after the latest episode #that's never once been stated in canon so can we please stop attacking each other over a headcanon #she had a canon crush on Neptune #You can also make the argument she had a canon crush on Pyrrha! #And now she's canonically attracted to older grizzled Jaune #Weiss can like both #there's this awesome thing called being ~b i s e x u a l~ #and I'm defintely feeling a bit off about peeps I follow who can't see how biphobic they're being by saying she can only be gay or straight #please learn the difference between canon and headcanon #and that just because a headcanon is popular or you feel strongly about it that doesn't magically make it canon #Weiss doesn't have a canon sexuality #please stop biting eachothers heads off over a headcanon #and stop with the not-so-subtle biphobia at the idea of Weiss being anything but a fucking gold star lesbian

[facetsofthecloset]

i'm sure it's been said but i feel like both Raxtus and Ronodin can be argued as "the only gay kid in the family and consequently shunned/rejected" and it's like. so weird bc Mull is so Mormon he'd probably rather eat his shorts than even acknowledge the possible existence of gays but

i mean. Raxtus literally has a fairy form. he's a fairy dragon.

Ronodin was just emo lol

and they both get so thoroughly rejected and sidelined by their families their whole lives and it turns Raxtus into an awkward but basically decent guy who runs back to the approval of his family once he's performed masculinity/violence enough to be accepted, only to then realize that he's basically just being used and still not fully trusted/accepted and having to betray them to save his real friends

(who sadly are probably actually homophobic but that's ok bc they're not dragon-phobic so that works out for him)

while Ronodin's like "fuck it. chaos and murder then!" and can you really blame him? he spent his entire life trying to conform to the "right" (in this case, Light) way of life, started spending time with the outgroup and learned to question things, then was told he was "too corrupt" to remain in his home

like. the symbolism is right there.

it's so funny, because sure Raxtus isn't a bad guy, but Ronodin definitely is and he pretty much gets sent to a type of hell at the end of Dragonwatch

and while Raxtus gets kind of a happy ending, like, him becoming an effective killer in a war and being accepted by his dad for being Good At Murder in the first Fablehaven series is presented as a happy ending. if Celebrant didn't wind up being the main villain for Dragonwatch, that probably would've been the end of it! gay kid learns how to soldier and is finally accepted by his homophobic family bc he's finally aggressive enough for them to love him

(i mean i have MANY issues with Celebrant being the main villain later and the reasons he's framed as bad but like. that's a separate rant lol)

the queer reading is right there. but also it's very bad and you can tell completely unintentional. or at the very least highly repressed. idk man i don't look into Mull as a personal individual bc i doubt i'll like what i see and i don't care that much but Dragonwatch was SO MUCH MORE MORMON than Fablehaven already was and it's so weird, seeing the fingerprints of it all over.

i feel like he either has a new editor or he's been doing this for long enough and sold enough books that he has the clout to veto changes made by editors or SOMETHING, bc i feel like? he's gotten worse?? and more unfiltered?? that or something happened and he's like. even more religious than before or something idk

like fablehaven was just kinda generic/bland fantasy with some fun ideas for magic items/powers/one sentence character premises, with just a hint of sus Mormon ideology, and then Dragonwatch just went. Full Mormon.

but then there's somehow even more weirdly queer shit. like. he's repressing so hard he's approaching queer from the other side??

idk man i wish this deeply mediocre man's writing wasn't a formative piece of middle school reading, leading to me still giving more of a shit than i really should over questionable children's literature now

#i mean it seems like his wife may or may not have divorced him between the series's so maybe that had something to do with it #i didn't look too deeply into it i just kinda guessed from his about the author blurbs wording changes #also wtf was up with the weird borderline piss/humiliation kink thing in the latest candy shop war book? #like. that was. that was not funny at all if it was meant to be comedic. like the execution was SO BOTCHED if so #and if it wasn't??? it was just????? UNCOMFY??? #sorry i'm tired and kind of delirious and for whatever reason this man's writing's squandered potential still haunts me #like genuinely if i ever publish original fiction there's a good chance it'll be fanfic of this with the serial numbers filed off #like 'MINE I'LL DO IT /RIGHT/ OK GIMME' #fablehaven #dragonwatch #i know ronodin is overrated and like. yeah he's not really a sexyman to me but he IS still compelling as a character #i think he's funny i wanna be his therapist #like stereotypical him lying down on a chaise longue thing #but also i reserve the right to make fun of him so like. not a very ethical therapist lol #get it all out queer boy let's get you to a gay club and find some fairies who WILL accept you #just cool it with the murder and the manipulation a bit y'know

[merp-blerp]

Dorothy and the Prince of Oz: *is intentionally an original Oz story separate from the canonical books, '39 film, et cetera, told beautifully through the art of ballet* Me: Neat! Also me, in the back of my mind: You know there's a certain Princess of Oz you could have Dorothy fall in love with... no need to create a new character... Ozma is all invented, public domain, and available for ya already...

#obviously it's fine and i'm being funny and hyperbolic #my gay brain just wants more gay #and i'm just mildy—MILDY tired of knowing deep down that if ozma was a boy dorzma would be very mainstream likely #kinda like how dorothy and scarecrow somehow are #it's a bit funny seeing writers shove her into ships with guys while she and ozma are in the corner like 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 #dorzma #the wonderful wizard of oz #dorothy and the prince of oz

[ya-what--ya-erster]

Appreciation post to all my gay Broadway boys:

I aspire to be you.

#broadway #newsies #lgbtq #gay #I'm gay hehehe #well technically I'm pan I think but #gay as an umbrella term for whatever tf I got going on #anyway #Broadway boys #I love them #I want to be them #musicals #musical theater #wow me tagging stuff efficiently woah #nawr no way #theater #theater kid #me #hehehehehehehehe #I'm so tired sorry for these very on crack tags

[lilacthebooklover]

i think it's sad how little empathy kids tend to have these days. the other day, i was walking down a flight of stairs at my school when a random 11-year-old boy tapped my arm and asked "are you gay?". now, i thought he was saying "are you okay", and nodded (nothing wrong with being gay! i'm just not one to tell my sexuality to random kids who interrogate me). then, he began hollering the f-slur and yelling that everyone should get away from me. it's sad that literal children are so used to throwing around language like that and making jokes out of what is just plain hate speech. we're all human beings. i don't see why differences like that should matter.

#i know i sound really old here #but i'm just a tired 15 year old sick of the prejudice that follows every school environment #why is being gay an insult? #why is it considered funny when someone's race is targeted? #what does anyone have to gain from this? #where do we draw the line between banter and bullying? #it's been like this for years #and i'm sick of it #i don't understand how discrimination is almost always a prerequisite to popularity #don't people feel bad about saying things like that? #courtesy costs nothing #and yet i've encountered very few people my age who attempt to use manners at all #sorry about the rant there #i'm just tired of this being treated as normal #we're all people #we should treat each other as such #random #social commentary #i think? #i don't really know how to tag this tbh #discrimination #homophobia #school students #lqbtq #my friend came out as nb #and now everyone takes the mick out of them about it #what's the point? #it's just mean #people need to grow up #(or stop trying to be so mature)

[epicfirestormer]

#this is once again a very specific meme #whats the spectrum of people who like anime (one piece and naruto) and people who like red vs blue #cause i sure as hell exist #how many of you will even get who the characters on the right are. be honest #i do hope this will still somehow resonate within you anime fans #technically speaking you can swap all of the places in this spectrum and it would work either way #it's just that locus and felix are way more fucked up compared to KidKiller and Kakagai #it's also like. lawful good; neutral evil; and chaotic neutral #they're all so fucked up it's interesting #kakagai #kidkiller #lolix #I'm making so many kidkiller memes I wonder if y'all are getting tired seeing me pop up #kakashi hatake #gai maito #eustass kid #massacre soldier killer #killer one piece #locus #samuel ortez #Felix Isaac #the fire burns #the fire crackles with joy #low quality shitpost #low quality memes #oh also lolix is so genuinely unhealthy for each other #literally the ''hand in unlovable hand'' song #one piece #naruto #red vs blue

[littlefankingdom]

Being aspec be like: See two characters who have a deep friendship, like they know each others so well, they trusts each others to hell and back, they will always be there for each others. Cherish this dynamic, this friendship as what it is. Realize all the fandom interpret it as romantic and refuse to think friends can be like this. Get disappointed and sad, because whatever post you see about them is actually about them as a ship (even if it doesn't look like it) or will be seen as a ship (even if you say "NOT AS A SHIP" people will still be "but as a ship tho...")

#aspec #asexual #aromantic #aroace #shipping culture #my ramblings #this is about Batman and Superman #but also Vash and Nicholas from Trigun #their friendships are so much more important to me than any romance you think you see #actually about a lot of characters because men cannot have friends in media without y'all immediately saying “friends don't act this way” #men cannot care about others it seems #I know I sound homophobic but I'm gay and I love some good old gay couple/ship #I'm just very fucking tired of this bs are y'all that incapable of relationships to not see some good fucking friendship??? #and let's not even talk about siblings y'all ship because they have a complex relationship

[oh-meow-swirls]

i think this was funnier in my head.

#puppy draws #yo-kai watch #katie forester #jibanyan #whisper #whisper ykw #usapyon #hailey anne thomas #as a diagnosed autistic person i can confirm that the autism evaluation results #just being a picture of the autism creature with text saying you have the tism is accurate #i don't even remember how this idea came to me i think i was just overly tired this morning and then this happened #also ignore the fact that i refuse to accept nate as being canon protagonist katie is like way better sorry besties <3 #that's like 80% a joke. every main yo-kai watch character is my blorbo and nate is included in that #i just also prefer katie. playing 3 and rewatching the anime + reading the manga did endear me to nate more though #i like how he's average but also totally bisexual. no i will not elaborate #why do my tags always get so derailed. uhhhh back to autism. hailey is so fucking autistic ngl #there's like at least five different instances in 3 of her just completely failing to read the room #she's totally hyperfixated on sailor cuties and next harmeowny #she has adhd vibes too i think but. the tism is very strong #i can't decide my favorite part of this between the “yippee!! you have the tism” image and jibanyan asking what autism is #he doesn't know because he has autism by default through being a cat he didn't need a diagnosis #i feel like all of them are autistic tbh but that's probably just me projecting. i totally gave katie autism in the rewrite though #i wasn't even trying to i just don't know what neurotypicals are like because i got that autistic rizz. and adhd rizz. mostly the adhd #i am definitely also autistic but i think my adhd effects me a lot more in day-to-day life #since i usually just interact with my moms who know i'm autistic and are also both neurodivergent #and people online. most of who are autistic because it's mostly on tumblr and this is the autism website #yo-kai watch more like yo-gay watchtism amirite- #oh also very amused by hailey just poofing into existence in the second picture. as you do