#i want my barson

[decaffeinatednightcloud]

Squabbling with you

#Barson #i want my barson #olivia benson x rafael barba #Olivia Benson #rafael barba #law and order svu #Charmed #Charmed Finale #piper and leo

[aspirechi]

A little fanart of @heartfullofleeches ‘s characters Barson Maddox Alasdair ✨

They’re all delightful and all have my heart in choke hold

Barson and Alasdair are my fan design (If I missed the post where they were already designed. Sorry my bad :( )and Maddox design belong to Mr devil

All charater belong to @heartfullofleeches

Here is all the charater info:

#honestly I wanted to make Barson form more demon like but I don’t know how to look that good #so this is more like a mix between his human and demon form #also I might have make Maddox a little more emo than his original design #my bad #fanart #heartfullofleeches

[sahinechan]

Second years as incorrect quotes (ft. Mc/Yuu)

Tw: mentions of violence (?)

Mc/Yuu: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Jade: wHat?

Mc/Yuu: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Jade: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Floyd: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Azul: We’re not friends.

Floyd, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

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Silver: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Jamil: IT.

Ruggie: Annabelle.

Floyd: Paranormal Activity.

Mc/Yuu: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

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Jade: I desire moisture.

Mc/Yuu: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

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Azul: Okay, what does A stand for?

Floyd: Arson.

Azul: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Floyd: Barson.

Jade: *laughter*

Azul: What stands for C?

Floyd: Commit arson.

Jade: Oooo.

Azul: D!

Floyd: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Jade: *more laughter*

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Jade: If you water water, it grows.

Jamil: ...What.

Kalim: They've got a point.

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Mc/Yuu: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?

Azul: Yes.

Mc/Yuu: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

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Floyd: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.

Mc/Yuu: Cool.

Floyd: Do you know who Joe is?

Mc/Yuu: JOE MAMA!

Azul, not even looking up from their phone: Damn, that backfired.

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#disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland x mc #twst yuu #twst mc #riddle rosehearts #ruggie bucchi #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #kalim al asim #jamil viper #twst silver

[cuddles-with-dragons]

Crosshair: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this! Tech: Apparently, we're not.

Fives: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK. Alpha: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. Fives: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. Wrecker: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins. Crosshair: Looks like someone's a HO. Alpha: NaBrO. Tech: I'm done with all of you!

Fives: Okay, what does A stand for? Alpha: Arson. Fives: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? Alpha: Barson. Wrecker: *laughter* Fives: What stands for C? Alpha: Commit arson. Wrecker: Oooo. Fives: D! Alpha: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. Wrecker: *more laughter*

Crosshair: Hi, guys. The Squad: Crosshair: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling. strapped to a table.

Fives: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing. Tech: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing. Wrecker: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!

Tech: Crosshair, you were so wasted last night. Crosshair: I wasn't that drunk! Tech: ...You called a taxi home. Crosshair: Yeah! It's called being responsible! Tech: The party was at our house. Crosshair: ...Crap.

Crosshair, proudly: I slept. Fives: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

Tech: How’s practice going? Alpha: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there. Tech: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes. Alpha: …you shouldn't be condoning this. Tech: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

#tbb crosshair #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #the bad batch #tbb au #fives

[nathasnobitches]

Incorrect quotes of Flowey, Frisk, Clover and myself as a self insert for some god damn reason.

**Frisk:** Dude, we can get mythical animals! Maybe I’ll get a penguin!

**Flowey:** Penguins are real.

**Frisk:** That’s the spirit, Flowey! They’re real to me too!

**Flowey:** Eat shit and die, Nat!!!

**Nat:** Eat shit and live, Flowey.

**Nat:** Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

**Flowey:** Why?

**Nat:** I want to wander around playing it to annoy Clover.

**Flowey:** Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

**Nat:** Flowey, you have opened my eyes.

**Frisk:** How was your day, Flowey?

**Flowey:** Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

**Frisk:** Oh? And what does that mean?

**Flowey:** It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

**Flowey, to the squad:** And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

**Flowey:** I wish I could help you, but I shorn’t.

**Nat:** Flowey, please!

**Flowey:** What part of shorn’t don’t you understand?

**Nat:** *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

**Nat:** *cuts piece of cake*

**Frisk:** ...Can I have some?

**Nat:** Cake is for talkers.

**Clover:** Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

**Flowey:** Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

**Clover:**

**Flowey:** I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

**Clover:** What time is it?

**Nat:** I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out

**Nat:** *BLASTS the saxaphone*

**Flowey:** WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING

**Nat:** It’s 2 am

**Flowey:** Okay, what does A stand for?

**Nat:** Arson.

**Flowey:** Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

**Nat:** Barson.

**Frisk:** *laughter*

**Flowey:** What stands for C?

**Nat:** Commit arson.

**Frisk:** Oooo. **Flowey:** D!

**Nat:** Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

**Frisk:** *more laughter*

**Frisk:** I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

**Clover:** YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

**Frisk:** …Your point?

**Frisk:** I let my cat drink the bathtub water while I was in it.

**Priest:** Once again, kind of weird, but not a sin.

#uty flowey #flowey uty #uty clover #clover uty #ut yellow #uty #frisk #frisk dreemurr #flowey ut #flowey #frisk undertale #undertale frisk #undertale self insert #incorrect quotes #incorrect undertale quotes

[unromancable-favs]

A BUNCH of dark brotherhood incorrect quotes i got from the generator

listener: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you.

astrid: Aww, thanks—

listener: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

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astrid: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!

arnbjorn: Alright.

cicero: Hey, I-

astrid: SHUT UP!

cicero: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!

arnbjorn: It was bound to be stupid.

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listener: cicero, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

cicero: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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listener, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

cicero: Well, that's you.

listener: Me?! Is that what I look like?

cicero: You don't know?

listener: Busy day.

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arnbjorn: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?

veezara: Never seen one.

arnbjorn: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.

veezara: What can’t I see?

arnbjorn: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.

veezara: Yeah, I can drop an apple.

arnbjorn: Fuck.

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cicero: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

nazir: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

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listener: What are you eating?

nazir: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

listener: I like you, don't I?

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astrid: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-

astrid: *sees cicero shoving veezara into the washing machine while listener records and nazir watches*

astrid: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

(doesnt really make sense, but if it were a modern au? 👌)

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cicero: What’s sexting?

astrid: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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arnbjorn: Would you rather kill cicero, or—

astrid: Yes, kill them.

arnbjorn: I didn’t say the other thing—

astrid: I don’t need to hear it.

cicero: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.

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cicero: *writing a letter*

cicero: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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cicero: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

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nazir, to the rest of the brotherhood: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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cicero: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!

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listner: That shirt looks great, astrid.

astrid: Thanks.

listner: But I bet it would look even better on arnbjorn's floor.

arnbjorn: Are you hitting on astrid... for me?

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nazir, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

babette: Blue flavor!

nazir: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?

babette: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

nazir: Blue is not a flavor!

babette: BLUE FLAVOR!

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astrid: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

arnbjorn, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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listener: Nice rock.

cicero: Thanks, nazir gave it to me.

nazir: I threw it at you!

cicero: Aren't they the sweetest?

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nazir, to cicero: All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.

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nazir: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

astrid: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.

nazir: They're not.

astrid: Haha, very funny.

nazir: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

astrid: No... what happened?

nazir: ...Why would you fall for this again-

(nazir is a girlboss)

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listner: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

listner(LDB): Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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nazir: Okay, what does A stand for?

babette: Arson.

nazir: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

babette: Barson.

astrid: *laughter*

nazir: What stands for C?

babette: Commit arson.

astrid: Oooo. nazir: D!

babette: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

astrid: *more laughter*

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nazir: I just heard babette call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

(By the dog he means arnbjorn/j)

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*cicero is comforting arnbjorn*

cicero: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because astrid is someone else’s problem now.

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listner: Hey, cicero, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

cicero: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

listner: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

cicero: Can't really say I have.

listner: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

cicero: Sorry, listner. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

#The last one is so fucking funny #skyrim #tes #dark brotherhood #cicero #astrid #the listener #nazir #babette #veezara #arnbjorn #incorrect quotes #skyrim incorrect quotes

[lexiklecksi]

Incorrect quotes (tag game)

I need an excuse to post my favourite incorrect quotes from the incorrect quotes generator so I’m tagging my writer friends @aquadestinyswriting @the-down-upside-finch @charlies-storybook @basalamander-corner @betweenthetimeandsound @hippiewrites to give you the same excuse! (nsfw warning for some quotes in the *** line) Have fun reading these unhinged dialogues that my characters could say!

Enya: This bloodline ends with me.

Meara: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

***

Enya: Talib, we tried things your way.

Talib: No, we didn't.

Enya: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

***

Talib: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Enya: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

***

Meara: Can you cut me some slack, Enya? I’m sort of in love.

Enya: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Meara: I’m in love with you.

Enya: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

***

Enya: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Meara!

Meara: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

***

Talib: Go fuck yourself.

Hadwin, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

***

Talib: Well, Hadwin and I finally did it!

**The rest of the squad:** *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

Talib: That's right... We kissed!

***

Meara: Mira spat in Neruda’s ear today when they were sitting on the couch together.

Kairi: ...What?! Why?!

Meara, shrugging: You tell me.

***

Kairi: How do Nerida and Mira usually get out of these messes?

Meara: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

***

Saoirse: Okay, what does A stand for?

Enya: Arson.

Saoirse: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Enya: Barson.

Esmeralda: *laughter*

Saoirse: What stands for C?

Enya: Commit arson.

Esmeralda: Oooo.

Saoirse: D!

Enya: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Esmeralda: *more laughter*

***

Meara: If you water water, it grows.

Kairi: ...What.

Quasim: They've got a point.

*** nsfw warning

Nerida: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Nalu: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

*** nsfw warning

Nerida: I feel like doing something stupid.

Nalu: I’m stupid, do me.

*** nsfw warning

Karim: What’s your body count?

Isobel: Do you mean sex or murder?

***

Henriette: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Wilhelmine: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Henriette for dinner.

Friedrich: What is wrong with you people?

Gustav: Shut up, chocolate.

***

Friedrich: We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.

Friedrich, to Henriette and Wilhelmine: You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.

Friedrich, to Gustav: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.

Gustav: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?

Friedrich: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Gustav gets the spooky fridge in the basement.

Wilhelmine: And what does that make you, Fred?

Friedrich: Bitch, I’m Daphne.

***

Wilhelmine: I'm cold.

Gustav: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Friedrich: I'm cold.

Henriette: I can't control the weather, Friedrich.

#incorrect quotes #wip: Drachenbrut #my ocs #tag game #writing community #funny dialogues

[rianekochou]

ATWOW INCORRECT QUOTES

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Neteyam: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!

Lo'ak: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

Tuk: Okay, what does A stand for?

Lo'ak: Arson.

Tuk: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Lo'ak: Barson.

Kiri: *laughter*

Tuk: What stands for C?

Lo'ak: Commit arson.

Kiri: Oooo.

Tuk: D!

Lo'ak: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Aonung: I have feelings for you.

Neteyam: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Tsireya: Lo'ak and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Neteyam: *Sighing* What did Lo'ak do?

Tsireya: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Lo'ak: Who wants a steering wheel?

Aonung: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

Tuk: Awww, why don't you like cats, Lo'ak? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??

Lo'ak: I don't know Tuk, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.

Tuk:

Lo'ak: I'm ALLERGIC.

Neteyam: Where's Lo'ak?

Aonung: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Aonung, shouting: Tsireya sucks!

Lo'ak, distantly: Tsireya is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Aonung: Found them.

Rotxo : I love you.

Kiri, not paying attention: What was that?

Rotxo : I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

#avatar the way of water #avatar #avatar 2 #kiri #neteyam #lo'ak #tsireya #tuktirey #aonung #rotxo #atwow

[vexinghearts]

Kimetsu No Yaiba + OCs // Incorrect

// Quotes #1

☆ Hashira Edition ☆

+ Masako & Kaigaku

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Masako : Hey, what’s your Netflix password?

Kaigaku : ihopeyoudie

Masako : Thank you!

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Masako : * is visibly upset *

Kaigaku : Masako, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Obanai : That's not funny.

Rengoku : I thought it was funny.

Obanai : You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Tengen : Seriously, Rengoku, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?

Rengoku : That’s not important

Kokumi : I DISAGREE.

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Muichiro : I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU! (platonically)

Kokumi: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Muichiro : No!

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Rengoku : Don’t mansplain this to me!

Kokumi : Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

Rengoku : …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

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Shinobu : You know, when Obanai comes over, Kokumi can get a little…

Giyuu : Psycho?

Rengoku : Scary?

Tengen : Drunk?

Shinobu : All three.

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Giyuu : You know me, Kokumi, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?

Kokumi : What?

Giyuu : I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”

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Rengoku : Okay, what does A stand for?

Muichiro : Arson.

Rengoku : Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Muichiro : Barson.

Kokumi : *laughter*

Rengoku : What stands for C?

Muichiro : Commit arson.

Kokumi : Oooo.

Rengoku : D!

Muichiro : Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Kokumi : *more laughter*

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Kokumi : I told Giyuu to grab snacks for everyone.

Sanemi, looking through the options : Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Rengoku, Tengen, and Kokumi raise their hands*

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Tengen : So when are we gonna tell them?

Kokumi : Just give them a minute.

Rengoku : *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*

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Sanemi : Kokumi, I don't like you.

Kokumi : What did you say?

Sanemi : You heard me!

Kokumi, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.

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*the Squad cleaning up*

Kokumi : Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.

Sanemi, to Giyuu : Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

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Giyuu : I just found out from Sanemi today that when Obanai died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Kokumi said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

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Rengoku : I’m this close to falling in love with Kokumi.

Giyuu : Your fingertips are touching.

Rengoku : Exactly.

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Kokumi : Fight me!

Rengoku, standing behind her and holding his nchirin sword: *mouths* Do not.

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Muichiro, reading a recipe : Beat three eggs?

Giyuu : It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Muichiro : Ohhhh-

Sanemi : Both of you get out of this kitchen.

*the only time Kokumi would agree with Sanemi*

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Mitsuri : Kokumi and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Rengoku : What did you do?

Mitsuri : They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Kokumi : *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #kny #demon slayer oc #Kokumi #incorrect quotes #incorrect kny quotes #giyuu tomioka #Giyuu kny #rengoku kyojuro #Rengoku kny #shinobu kocho #Shinobu kny #obanai iguro #Obanai kny #Masako #kaigaku kny #Kaigaku #sanemi shinazugawa #sanemi kny #mitsuri kanroji #mitsuri kny #muichiro tokito #muichiro kny #tengen uzui #tengen kny #kny & ocs #incorrect oc quotes #Kokumi || ✮ #Masako || 𑁍

[amukmuk]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

Ahh thank you so much for the tag @cacodaemonia life has been kicking me in the shins and this is just the pick me up I needed!

How many works do you have on ao3?

119

2. What's your total ao3 word count?

788,769

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Mostly Star Wars but within that I have written for The Clone Wars and the Thrawn trilogies.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Perception: My pride and joy - Commander Fox and Senator Riyo Chuchi overcome their own prejudices to bring about change in the galaxy. Got Your Back: A fic that is actually based off one of Caco's beautiful pieces! Bodyguard: My first ever Foxiyo fic! A story of Fox and Riyo falling in love softly while Fox serves as her bodyguard. One Day: My most recent long fic that is rexsoka. It's a modern au that is close to my heart, but I wish that I would have spaced the last two chapters apart more bc I think ppl thought the epilogue was the last chapter lol These Invisible Walls: I kind of forgot about this! When I wanted to write Perception, I demoed a few of the scenes that had been rolling around in my head here. Another awesome Foxiyo fic :)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I usually do, but as I said above I have been Going Through It so I haven't made it to many. I'm sorry if I haven't responded, but please know I love each and every one of your comments! <333

6. What is a fic that you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I think it would have to be Consequence it takes place in my Belonging verse which is a long-form series where Thrawn and Eli raise their adopted daughter. The entire series is angsty with fluffy endings, but Consequence ends with walking on egg shells. Thunhe is captured and tortured to try and get to her dads. In that time Eli blames Thrawn for her capture and their relationship takes a terrible turn.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I think all my fics for the most part, but I think Perception probably has the happiest ending because EVERYONE is happy in the end.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Thankfully, no. I have been super blessed to have an amazing community of friends. <3

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I do! Though I'm not sure how to describe it other than fluffy smut lol

10. Do you write crossovers?

Not really, no.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge, no!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Also nope! I am a one man band!

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

Omg that's such a hard question. Foxiyo will always have a special place in my heart, but I think Thranto currently has my whole heart. I love how much depth they both have and I think it gives the fandom a lot of material.

15. What's a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

I'm not going to put this into the universe lol all wips will be finished!

16. What are you writing strengths?

I tend to be really hard on myself, but I think I'm halfway decent at writing dialogue.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Definitely syntax and grammar.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in a fic?

I'm not a fan. I think it's cool to use it if you intend for your reader to not know, or if there is enough context to figure it out, but otherwise nah.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Law and Order SVU. Barson forever babeeeyy

20. Favorite fic you've written?

Ooo I think it might still be Perception, but I really like the Belonging Universe.

No pressure tags: @owlpartytime, @roobgumball95, @thedistantstorm, @furiosophie

#tag game #fan fiction

[narvaldetierra]

@indelibleevidence left it open, so I took the chance to do this.

Rules: make a 24-hour poll with the names of your wips, let it run, then write one sentence for every vote the winner got.

Tagging: anyone who wants to do this.

Disclaimer: Some of the titles are provisional.

Disclaimer 2: This doesn't mean I'll be publishing anytime soon.

I'm not that well animically and I need incentives like this to write.

#wip game #blindspot fanfic #law and order fanfic #barson #zapatterson #law and order svu #blindspot #patterson #tasha zapata #olivia benson #rafael barba

[impossible3girl]

Olivia Benson in the SVU season 23 finale

"... and he [Elliot] always had my back."

Yeh sure apart from the 10 years were he did not once talk to you. The 10 years were you got kidnapped, your son got kidnapped and god knows what else happened to you. It's probably easier to list the things that did not happen.

But you know who had your back since you know him?

Right! Rafael Barba the guy who loves you unconditionally. He even stayed in contact after he left and was making sure you were alright like after what happened with Tucker.

And yeh maybe it was not right defending Weathley (haven't seen any of the episodes yet so I don't know the whole situation but I am also not avoiding spoilers) but I know Rafa loves you unconditionally and he would never hurt you and do something like that, that probably also conflicts with his morals if there was not a higher reason like the alternative being even worse for you. All that man wants to do is protect you.

From what I can tell based on the last scene he loves you so much he would give up a future with you so you can be with Elliot if it means that you are happy. That's why he told you about your feelings for Elliot even though he loves you. That is, having your back. Not what Elliot did these ten years and from what I have seen since he is back. He is so self-centred.

And don't get me wrong back in the days I shipped Bensler but I think Elliot had his chance and missed it and your relationship has become way too toxic for you to be happy especially compared to Barson.

#barson #olivia benson #rafael barba #law & order: special victims unit #mariska hargitay #raul esparza #bring back rafael barba #barba had livs back since they first met #barba loves live unconditionally #I love barson unconditionally #by the love of god please just open your eyes liv #I am way to emotional to writ about this right now but who cares #barson for the win

[justkeepwalkingnothinghere]

And now, more TOH Incorrect Quotes! Starring the Noceda-Clawthorne-Whispers family!

Raine: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?  Luz: Several traffic violations.  King: Three counts of resisting arrest.  Hunter: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.  Eda: Also, that’s not our car.

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King: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.  Hunter: I witnessed the dumb stuff.  Eda: I recorded the dumb stuff.  Luz: I joined you in the dumb stuff.  Raine: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

———————————————————— Eda: What’s the scariest horror movie you’ve ever watched? Luz: IT.  Raine: Annabelle.  King: Paranormal Activity.  Hunter: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.  ———————————————————— Luz: What are you getting Raine for the holidays?  Eda: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.  Hunter: I'm getting Raine a divorce lawyer.

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Eda: *is hugging Luz*  Hunter: Hey! It's my turn to hug Luz!  Hunter: *grabs Luz*  Raine: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!  Eda: No, It's still my turn!  Luz: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!  Hunter: But we need the moral support!  Eda: And you're small! Which is cute!  Raine: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.  Luz: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

———————————————————— Raine: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.  Hunter: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.  Luz: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?  Eda: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Eda: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?  Luz: How did you know I was up until 3am?  Raine: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

———————————————————— Eda: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?  Raine: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.  Raine: Would you like me to tutor you?  Luz: That was smooth.

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Eda: Okay, what does A stand for?  Luz: Arson.  Eda: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?  Luz: Barson.  Raine: *laughter*  Eda: What stands for C?  Luz: Commit arson.  Raine: Oooo.  Eda: D!  Luz: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.  Raine: *more laughter*

———————————-————————— *The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*  Luz: I will not let you down.  Hunter: Sounds fun.  Eda: K.  Camila: No, I'm fucking not.  Raine: Do I have to be?  King: Please god, I am so tired.

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King: Christmas lights?  Camila: Check.  Hunter: Thermos of hot cocoa?  Camila: Check.  Raine: Santa suits?  Camila: Check.  Luz: Shovel?  Camila: Check.  Eda: Alibi and bail money?  Camila: Check- wait, WHAT?!  ———————————-————————— Raine: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.  Eda: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.  Raine, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

I may have over done this-

#toh #the owl house #the owl house incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #raeda #luz noceda #camila noceda #king clawthorne #eda clawthorne #raine whispers #the owl house hunter #I may have over done this #but i don’t care

[fangirlforlife97]

Don't get me wrong, I love and Ship both Bensler and Barson but I love Barson more. Even when Stabler came back, yes I was severely hyped but I didn't know how I felt about them anymore. Ya I love and missed their dynamic, but it feels different in a way. I didn't like how now it seemed kind of forced or their trying to force it. I didn't like how Eliott kept pushing Olivia way etc. I still ship it and love it to an extent and would be probably fine if either they or Barson happened but I feel like I want Barson more.

Even after all this time. I saw a post just recently stating how maybe Benson and Stabler were right for each other at one point but wrong timing and stuff and I completely agree. Besides this angst between Olivia and Barba has got to be leading to something right??? Anyone think that maybe Olivia is taking her anger about Eliott out on Barba because Barba is the man she's in love with now instead of Stabler and it's just her feelings getting conflicted and confusing for what she once had for Stabler for Barba????? Olivia still probably deeply loves Stabler but I feel like too much time has passed especially for Olivia hoping for a requited love and even though she loves Stabler she's not in love with him anymore?? Idk. Like I feel like though she could also still be in love with Stabler and that's fine, but damn her and Barba are pretty great too. Not to mention he was there for her during her worst times, etc. So even though I love both, Barson has got my heart a little bit more!!

#barson #bensler #law and order svu #rafael barba #olivia benson #elliot stabler #little rant #multi shipper #sorry if this is a mess haha

[linavloger]

NEW INTENTIONS INCORRECT QUOTES pt. 2

Cop: You ran a red light. Isabella: So did you, hypocrite. Cop: I was following you. Isabella: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver. Cop: Get out.

Captain: Jenna, Rena, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing? Jenna, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Rena is sitting atop: Oh nothing much. Rena: I love you too :)

Jenna: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? Melvin: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Captain, scoffing: Oh, please. Melvin, to Captain: Hey, how you doin’? Captain: Captain: giggles and blushes

Olive: Daniel got into a fight. Isabella: That’s bad. Isabella: ... Isabella: Did he win?

Isabella, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world. Isabella: does finger guns You gotta look good while doing it.

Anais, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Anais, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Store Worker: Would a “Anais” please come to the front desk? Anais, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to George and Melvin: I believe they belong to you? George and Melvin, simultaneously: We got lost. Anais: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

Captain: What are you guys doing? Edith: Like in life in general or- Anais: Not much. Why, what's up? Captain: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC. Anais: Assassins Creed? Captain: Animals Creed. Edith: Assassins Crossing.

Murderer: Any last words? Isabella: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

Captain: Which movie are you and Olive going to see tonight? Rachel: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Olive wants. Captain: Which one does she want to see? Rachel: I haven't decided yet.

George: Harold, why is Jenna intruding on our cuddle time? Jenna: Harold, why is George intruding on our cuddle time? Harold, in distress: Please… I have two hands…

Anais: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

Isabella, about George: He's speaking some kind of French. Harold: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

Captain: Okay, what does A stand for? Olive: Arson. Captain: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? Olive: Barson. Daniel: laughter Captain: What stands for C? Olive: Commit arson. Daniel: Oooo. Captain: D! Olive: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. Daniel: more laughter

Captain: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

Jenna: I will send my army to attack! Jenna: releases a dumpster of raccoons

#cu: ni au #cu new intentions au #cu: new intentions au #captain underpants #captain underpants: new intentions au #captain underpants au #captain underpants oc #anais ludemburg #george beard #harold hutchins #olive frascherson #daniel layvers #rena mcclock #jenna roak #rachel hopladder #mr. krupp #benjamin krupp #edith the lunch lady #isabella frascherson #melvin sneedly

[glisten-inthedark]

My take on Bensler v. Barson

I get why people would prefer Olivia with Rafael, I do. I think their relationship would make sense on paper, and I do love them both.

But...

This is a case where Olivia has loved Elliot for decades, as Rafael pointed out himself. I don't think she knows how not to love him, and she moved on but can you really forget the one person who took your breath away?

She had relationships but none felt as easy as the one she had with him. Elliot got her, could see right through her, could talk her out of things, he could see her and still want to be near her. He could always let her know how amazing she was.

He is brash, and invasive, and has a terrible temper but Olivia also has always been able to control him. He's told her things he hasn't told his own wife, has lusted after her when he shouldn't.

They were dependent on each other, to the point where Cragen couldn't separate them without risking his best detectives.

And he left, he did. He left without saying goodbye, without warning and never answered her calls or messages or never gave her a heads up.

And then, Olivia meets Rafael, who she challenges and who challenges her, and who's there for her when she needs him.

He falls for her (is quite clear, in hindsight), but it isn't the same. Olivia doesn't seem to able to see it, or doesn't want to see it.

I hate to say it, but I don't think Rafael stood a chance, even without Elliot on the picture. Now that he is back, Barba can actually see the love in Olivia's eyes and he knows is not directed at him.

When he tells Olivia he knows what is like to love someone unconditionally he isn't lying, and he is angry because he sees it, now, that's how she feels about Stabler. He isn't talking about his mom, or friends, or anyone else. He is letting her know she is the one he loves like that.

And he also knows Elliot loves her just as much. If Richard psychopath Wheatley can see it, so can he.

#bensler #barson #elliot stabler #olivia benson