#hush puppies brand

[stone-cold-groove]

Attention male chauvinist pigs.

#vintage advertising #male chauvinist pigs #male chauvinists #hush puppies shoes #vintage clothing #vintage shoes #men’s shoes #men’s fashion #vintage fashion #hush puppies brand shoes #hush puppies brand #70s culture #the 70s #1971 #suede shoes #70s style

[gwyoi]

Basset hounds are so grandma

#I remember the lady in my first apartment complex that used to look after me sometimes when my mom was gone she had a breathing machine and #a basset hound. my mom didn’t know the name of the breed but there was a brand of shoe called hush puppies and so she called them that #since they were the logo of sowmthing. #gwon

[lesboslibra]

Going out to a specific southern chain with the family and realizing all the food on the menu is stuff my ex would make us/eat all the time and that's why I ordered myself a mimosa at 10am. Too early for this shit may he rot in hell.

#cant do biscuits and gravy #or grits #or hush puppies #etc. #at least i still have country fried steak #drunkposting #lesboslibra brand drunkpisting TM

[redheddebeauty]

I am such a brand-loyal customer because I hate shopping, so once I find a product I like I just continue to use that one & don’t bother to look for others. Like especially for clothes & shoes, since shopping for those items is such a pain.

#like in terms of shoes I pretty much only wear three different things #high top converse; hush puppy ballet flats; teva flip flops #and I own over a dozen of my favorite sundress (mostly in black) because that’s basically all I wear #I’m trying to downsize my closet right now and it’s very obvious what things I like #although I have a ton of jackets and sweaters #a lot of which are from target over the years #me #personal #my thoughts #clothes #shopping #brand loyalty

[kkuramyeons]

five times – idol!sakura miyawaki x idol!reader

⋆ four times the idol wanted to give you her number + the one time she did.

pairing: sakura miyawaki x gidle!reader

info: idol! x idol! au, reader is a 00’ liner, and has been down bad for sakura for years despite being known as a playgirl amongst the industry, sakura is also down bad but can’t seem to take the hint or make a move, pining, fluff, gay panic.

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i.  the people are talking (let them talk)

“y/n-nnie! tell neverland what you’re most excited about attending the golden disk awards!” ushered minnie as she waved you over to where staff where recording a behind the scenes for your channel’s I-talk.

“aside from our $$$ perfomance and award nomination… i’m very excited to see if I can meet iz*one, i’m a big fan!” you excitedly replied as you sat down on the couch next to minnie.

“oh, is that so?” the older girl smirked as she watched you get flustered at her answer.

before you could reply, a booming voice came from the other side of the room, “yah! y/n-nnie is only excited because she has a huge crush on saku-“ yuqi started, but was cut off by soojin, who ushered her to stop teasing you.

“yah! stop teasing, unnie!” came your reply as your face flushed red, almost having your private business aired to the public.

the teasing continued in the background between you and yuqi while minnie, shuhua and soojin tried to distract the camera by answering more questions and making conversation.

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flashes and shouts from the paparazzi filled the air as iz*one made their way towards the red carpet of the 33rd golden disk awards, excitement buzzing through the members as they posed for the cameras, directed by the mc.

after expressing their feelings on the rookie award nomination, and striking some more poses, the group made their way down the carpet and into the venue, as fans and more paparazzi shouted questions at them.

as sakura made her way behind hyewon, someone had asked her what she thought about g-idle’s performance the day before, to which she curtly replied that she loved it, mentioning your short rap as her favorite part of the performance.

finally, inside the venue, sakura sat down in her assigned seat, when chaeyeon asked if she knew you.

“eh?” came the reply from the japanese idol.

“i’m just saying, someone told me y/n unnie is fond of you. if you want to meet her, just let me know,” shrugged the blonde.

“are you guys talking about y/n?” came a hushed whisper from nako. “i heard she’s  already in a dating rumor with a trainee from jyp, you should be careful with a girl like that unnie.”

“i don’t even know her, she’s just interesting, that’s all” sakura replied, playing with the gem of her dress.

“well, she seems sweet. so, if you ever want to meet her, just let me know,” replied chaeyeon as the conversation switched topics.

“maybe I will,” mumbled sakura, switching her attention to the start of the award show, trying to pay no mind to the hushed whispers around her.

ii.  the puppy interview

after months of hard work and preparing for a comeback, calvin klein had contacted you to become a brand ambassador, with the opportunity to work alongside other idols and well-known photographers in the industry.

you had ambassador offers from gucci, fendi, and savage x fenti, to name a few. known for your visuals, rapping and producer skills (often called a mini soyeon because of this), you wanted something else to add to your list of things you brought to the table. when working with a label like cube, you had to be prepared to keep the lights on in the building, alongside your members, of course.

and that’s how you ended up doing some solo promotions in the states, as well as promoting your first english single and collaboration with calvin klein.

you sat in a blank set, sitting on the floor with a pastel pink backdrop in the back, trying to make sure every puppy in front of you was equally petted and cared for.

“ah! this is a good question, and believe it or not, I don’t think we get this one very often,” you said in an amused tone as you read it out loud to the cameras in front of you.

“who’s your celebrity crush?” smirking, you picked up one of the puppies and set it in your lap, while grabbing another to do the same.

“hm, I would have to say sakura from le sserafim. she recently changed her hair and I think it makes her look very beautiful. really brings out her eyes,” you mused, hands already busy with searching for another question from the bowl, excited to see how your members and fans would react to the answer.

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the le sserafim members were all sat around a table, cameras pointed at them as they read some comments on live while eating several snacks.

“oh! kkura unnie!” exclaimed eunchae with a grin as she passed snacks to kazuha who accepted them with open arms.

“hm?” came the short reply from the oldest member.

“someone is asking how you reacted at y/n sunbaenim revealing that you were her celebrity crush!”

suddenly, four pair of eyes were on the oldest member, since everyone knew about sakura’s evident crush on you.

“eh?! oh… i was very flattered,” the oldest replied while seemingly trying to keep herself busy with some chips, as her face flushed from the sudden attention on her.

“you should exchange numb-“ yunjin’s loud reply from the other side of the table came, chaewon quickly cutting her off with reading another comment from the section, not really wanting any of her members in a dating scandal so early into their career as a group.

sakura spared a thankful glance at the leader, thinking that maybe, yunjin was right, and that she should remind herself to ask chaewon to give miyeon her number so she could pass it on to you.

iii.  run in at hybe

“they really had to leave me in the back of this building, damn” you grumbled as you made your way through the back corridors of the hybe building, in search of the studio where new jeans would be at, so you could help them record some songs for their upcoming album.

after walking around the same spot for a few minutes, you impatiently grabbed your phone from your pocket and started searching for the other producer’s number so you could ask for directions, seeing as your incredible sense of direction was getting you nowhere.

what you didn’t account for though, was literally bumping into what you thought was a wall while you made your way inside the building with your nose stuck in your phone.

“i’m so sorry for bumping into you like that!” exclaimed a voice, hand outstretched to help you up from the floor.

“oh! that’s …” you trailed off, staring up at big doe eyes while you got up from the floor.

regaining your composure and with both feet planted on the floor, you gave an amused grin to the woman in front you.

“it’s a pleasure to finally see you in person, sakura,” you greeted, bowing your head at the older idol.

flustered and with the tip of her ears turning red, the black-haired woman let out a weak chuckle before greeting you back, asking if you needed any directions or any help from her.

when you explained your visit’s purpose, sakura wasted no time in directing you to where new jeans would be at, making small talk on the way to the recording room.

the older woman dropped you off a few doors down from your destination, since her practice room was on the way, and she needed to get back to her training schedule.

watching as your figure entered the studio, she slowly started to enter her designated practice room, pausing when you winked at her before closing the door to the studio and making your way fully inside.

arriving back to practice all red and flustered, sakura slid inside the practice room and leaned against the nearest wall, sighing with her right hand on her chest, near her heart, trying to control her erratic heartbeat as she processed what had just happened, and how she didn’t get your number- again.

iv.  jennifer huh strikes again

“okay, hanni , could you sing that line again? I want it to sound more light, airy even.” you instructed the new jeans member from the other side of the recording booth, after volunteering to help produce one of your written songs and another track for the group’s debut album.

you received a thumbs up, which was a signal that the younger idol was ready to give it another go.

“meet me back in five if i matter… to you,” sang the idol, meeting your eyes after that last take.

“perfect! it’s exactly how i pictured it sounding in my head!” came your reply in the recording booth, as you all headed outside the booth for a much-needed break after a day of introductions and recordings. you made it clear to the team behind the album that you wanted the members involved in the process of creating their album, even offering them a chance to write and edit some of your drafts.

“i’ll get some coffee and i’ll be back in 15 to wrap up for today,” you said as you passed the younger idols, with everyone’s coffee orders in hand.

once you opened the door to leave, you were met with jet black hair and a tall female figure at the door.

“hello! y/n sunbaenim! my name is huh yunjin from le sserafim, and after hearing you were here today, I wanted to introduce myself and give you my number to see if you would be interested in helping me produce and record one of my songs,” said the idol with a deep bow.

“oh! hello yunjin. it’s something i might be interested in. since i’m in a rush today, let me give you my number and just text me the demos you have so far and I’ll listen when I can and get back to you, does that sound good?”

the younger girl rapidly nodded her head while shaky hands wrote down your contact information.

with a wave and a small smile, you made your way to the nearest cafe.

yunjin quickly texted the group chat, in disbelief that she actually succeeded her goal.

still a bit nervous from the interaction, yunjin giggled as sakura’s reply lit up her screen.

from: hot girl yunjin

to fearless idols

i’ve done in five minutes what sakura couldn’t do in three years.

from: gaymer kkura

to: fearless idols

i hope the label doesn’t mind having four members.

from: cutest maknae

to: fearless idols

no unnie don’t leave us! T.T

from: gaymer kkura

to: fearless idols

who said i was the one leaving?

v. eunchae’s star diary

after wrapping up the interview with shuhua, eunchae looked around to see if the staff were focused on the two maknaes, but since everyone was busy giving thank yous and

wrapping up, the black-haired girl moved towards her guest with a piece of paper in between her index finger and thumb.

“shuhua unnie! thank you so much for being on the show, I have something to give you before you leave!” the youngest of the two exclaimed as she walked the raven-haired girl outside the filming room.

“ah, eunchae-ssi, thank you for the invitation. that reminds me, I have something for you as well!” the oldest smiled, pulling a piece of crumbled paper out of her hoodie pocket.

eunchae’s eyes widened in anticipation, as she reminded herself of the task at hand, which was to get her oldest unnie a girlfriend (hopefully).

“this is from y/n-nnie, for sakura sunbae,” shuhua whispered as she handed the paper slip to eunchae.

“oh! this is from sakura unnie to y/n sunbaenim as well!” eunchae grinned as both maknaes exchanged paper slips.

“huh, who would’ve thought they had the guts to contact each other,” shuhua giggled as she looked at eunchae with a mischievous glint in her eyes.

“mhm, who wouldve thought. good for them though, right?” asked eunchae as she smirked at the oldest of the two.

“mhm. good for them…” shuhua trailed off, being waved over by her manager, signaling that it was time to leave.

“well! thank you again eunchae! you have my number if you need anything! i’m positive we succeeded this time! fighting!” trailed off shuhua as she made her way to the exit along the long corridor.

the youngest giggled at her antics and waved her off, delighted that her plan would surely succeed.

+1 bonus:

from: unknown

hey, it’s sakura. eunchae said shuhua gave me your number?

to: sakura the loml

we meet again, sakura-ssi. funny thing, shuhua said eunchae gave her your number to pass along to me. it’s interesting how things work out, huh?  

#le sserafim x reader #sakura miyawaki #sakura miyawaki x reader #le sserafim #girl group imagines #kpop gg #miyawaki sakura x reader #kpop x reader

[darlink-xoxo]

PLATINUM IT IS!๑♡՞

in which, your boyfriend stumbles into your shared home, drunk

and keeps mumbling about something..

GIF isnt mine

─ͥ─ͦ─ͮ─ͤ➼♥

aged up

Warnings: Intoxication, Love Drunk + Actually Drunk Shoto, Fluff, Puppy love 🫶.. and spelling mistakes

❥ · ﾟ₊ You were patiently waiting for your boyfriend to come to your dorm room, he had been spending the afternoon with the guys somewhere. although you and the girls also went out, you had gotten home way before he did. it had just been a few minutes ago when you received a text from izuku, informing you that he'd be dropping your boyfriend off at your door. as apparently, he's been fussing about wanting to see you ever since they left the restaurant.

the green haired boy also told you that your boyfriend was drunk, so you had enough minutes to prepare your room. taking a sip of the cold water you placed on the counter, you turned when a knock came from your door. you opened it to reveal your pouting boyfriend with his arm slung on izuku's shoulder.

your shoto's face instantly perks up at the sight of you. laughing as you picture his metaphorical tail wagging a mile per second, izuku sends you a tired smile. almost like a reflex, shoto latches himself onto you, happily nuzzling into your neck. izuku waves you goodbye and whispers a 'good luck' before he closes the door. you fumble to lock it with your boyfriend putting all his weight onto you.

"my lovelyy.. i'm homeeee," he slurs, tightly hugging your waist to keep you close to him.

you giggle as you brushed his hair out of his face to reveal his dazed smile, "i can see that, my love," you whisper as you press a kiss to his nose.

he all but hums, closing his eyes in bliss. as he slumps his figure onto you, he softly mumbles something into the crown of your head. leaning up to kiss him along his jaw, you whisper and ask him to repeat what he said.

he lifted his head up and quietly recited his words, "my darling,, let's get married," he suggested with a caring smile on his face.

your eyes widened, struggling to respond as you nearly fumbled while carrying your boyfriend's weight.

"oh shoto.. honey, you're not thinking clearly, let's get you some water and then to bed," you muttered, feeling your palms getting moist by how flustered your boyfriend could make you even when drunk.

"I memorized your ring size way back when we started holding hands,, so now you gotta tell me, pretty.." shoto murmured to you in a hushed whisper.

you dragged the stumbling boy towards the kitchen, pouring water into a glass, you lifted it towards your boyfriend's lips, "and what should i tell you, handsome?"

with a gentle smile, he leaned away from the glass, "you need to tell me what ring you want," he dropped that information as if it was nothing and leaned toward the glass of water in your stilled hand.

"i-.. pardon..?" you blinked feverishly, did he just say what you thought he did??

he kept silent as he gulped down the water you held up to him, letting out a delighted sigh when finished, "what do you want your ring made of? is there any diamond you have in mind?"

you stiffly placed the glass into the sink, shutting off the lights behind you and sauntering the both of you towards your shared bedroom. zoned out, you only snapped back when your boyfriend repeatedly poked your cheek with a noticeable pout on his face.

"i want my answer, dearest.." he seemed to sulk when you didnt answer his question.

"shoto.. i'd rather have this conversation when you're sober,"

"love, please, any diamond you could be thinking isn't out of my reach,"

"i really think we should talk about this in the morning-"

"there's no limit to any brand sweetness, i could even call up someone in the states-"

"darling, let's get you to bed-"

"y/n.."

hearing him say your name crumbled your resistance instantly, sheepishly turning to face him, you shrunk at the saddened yet stern stare he gave you. giving up on avoiding the question, you sighed and turned away to hopefully hide from his pricing gaze.

"i'll take platinum.. any brand is okay.." not even noticing how his entire being perked up, you turned back as you felt him lift himself off of you.

he stumbled and flopped onto your shared bed with a happy and satisfied smile. he snuggled deeper into the pillows, as if you not answering his questions were the only thing keeping him up tonight.

yet even if this was cute, which it was, you realized something..

he didnt even brush his teeth yet.

#bnha x reader #bnha #puppylove #x reader #shoto x reader #todoroki shoto x reader #bnha shoto #todoroki shoto #shoto todoroki #mha shoto #todoroki shoto x you #bnha todoroki #todoroki x y/n #bnha shoto todoroki #mha todoroki #x y/n #todoroki x reader #unsaid pronouns #x gn reader #gn reader #todoroki shōto #todoroki x you #todoroki x gn reader #they/them

[heartfullofleeches]

You know what i would like to see a goldfish reader cause i mean goldfish can be really tiny and can get fairly big, maybe reader is from a pet store and gets bought for a young rich yandere and gets absolutely pampered and gets huge, clifford the big red dog style

"Sorry, I can't make it this year."

"Mom won't drive me out that far....."

"Maybe next time?"

"Next year."

Next year... Next year.. They'll be forty by the time that rolls around. It's always the same. People stick around for the lavish parties and taste of the high life, but the second they want to downgrade for something small with close friends and family everyone's suddenly too busy to come see them. The presents have always been shit too. Flashy jewelry or clothing from brands they couldn't care less about. Whatever happened to giving kids toy trains and dolls? They're sick of it. Sick of everything. Why can't anything turn out right-

Auryn hurls their phone at the door, anger fleeting as it smashes into a million pieces. Mommy and daddy will just buy them a new one, and while it won't do a scratch they love the idea of burning a hole in their pockets. Wasting all the money they gave them instead of time. The door creaks open once the coast is clear and in peaks a frightened maid. Her eyes fall to her arms, soothing whatever she held with a soft hush. They return to her master, waiting for their answer.

"Come in."

The maid opens the door completely and steps inside. In her hands was a glass bowl. "From your parents."

Auryn drums their leg against the frame of their bed, wondering why their arms were still empty. "Well?"

The maid shoves the bowl into their chest as passive she could, prioritizing the creature within over her annoyance. They look into the glass. Floating at the bottom; staring right back at them, was a little goldfish. Poor thing had been startled awake by the loud thud and trying to squeeze its tail into the castle it had already outgrown. It still couldn't have been any bigger than their hand. Beyond its human features, there was nothing special about it. A fish.

A fucking fish. Out of all the things they could've sent. The maid could sense their rage flaring. "Please give it a chance. Your brother couldn't keep it, and he knew you'd be the next best owner."

Their nails scrap the glass. That only makes it worse. Their family dumping their trash on them was a new low. What were they going to do with this thing? They should put it out of its misery. Abandoned, weak, unable to feign for itself.... just like them.

Auryn looks at the goldfish again. They stick a finger in its tank, swishing it around as the guppy takes interest. It swims up to them and puts its mouth around the digit, nibbling at the skin. They smile a bit, pulling their finger away which in turn causes the fish to dart away. Their brows furrow in worry.

"... I'm..sorry for scaring you. You're just like me aren't you? Alone. Afraid. I'll take care of you. I promise. Why don't we start off by getting you a new tank?"

.

.

.

"Noooooo"

You shake in their arms as the divers attempt to fit their measuring tools around your tail, successfully knocking two of them away and sending the third packing. Auryn strokes your tears into your scaly flesh, fighting a laugh as the hired help resurfaces.

"I don't want to get measured!"

"Shhhh. It's okay. If even one scale is missing off that gorgeous tail I'll cut their oxygen and add a few bricks to their suits."

You still aren't convinced. Auryn melts at the way you curl against their chest. The first time they held you like this you were about the size of a puppy. Now, your tail alone was bigger as their entire torso and your arms were tree trunks compared to theirs. They had done exactly as they said. After you came into their life no one else mattered. They got you a nice large tank to start off with, fed you a healthy diet with plenty of treats since your speak lessons were going so well, and spoke with you for hours. You were already half their size by the end of the year. They used to take you on walks in your little bowl, then they had to buy a wagon to carry you around, and now you lived in a glorified swimming pool no one else had access to besides care beyond their capabilities. Having you turned them into a more compassionate, but closed off person, and got them through the worse in life. They were successful in nearly every endeavor and it was all for you.

Auryn gets close to your ear as their voice rises in pitch. "But if you reaaaally don't want to - I'll have to find some other guppy to give all the brine shrimp I have in the house to."

Your tail cracks against the pool's wall, ripping the water's surface with tidal category waves and pushing the workers back down under. "I'll be good! I will- please!"

"Haha - ok, ok." They give a thumbs up to the divers as they climb in the pool. You work with them this time, channeling your fright as their tools stretch and stick around you into the grip you hold on Auryn's arm - careful not to apply too much. They grit through the pain and as one of the divers comes up again they take the measuring tape still held by the rest and lines it up to your head.

"4 meters!"

Auryn exclaims in glee and grabs you by the cheeks, cooing and kissing your nose as they laugh. "Look at you! A whole nother meter in just one year. Keep this up and we'll have to buy an island."

A servant knocks on the sliding glass door. Auryn excuse themselves with one final kiss to your wet lips as they hop out of your tank. They hand them a phone.

"It's your parents. They are in town with your brother and would like to take you out for your birthday this evening."

Auryn gets real close to the receiver as they speak. "Eat shit and die. Stay the hell away from us."

#yandere oc #yandere imagines #yandere x reader #yandere headcanons #yandere scenarios #yandere x you #yandere #yandere blurb #yandere insert #monster reader #yandere drabble #yandere oneshot

[riddles-fiddles]

hello asdfgsjdldkl this is a half fluffy half spicy request, how would you feel about writing a fem/gn mc who is autistic, but here’s the twist (lol)—their special interest is kink/bdsm? maybe they’re a bit shy about it at first since it’s not exactly something you just TALK about but one day they somehow end up infodumping? with Lilia, Idia, Vil, and Malleus, if that’s okay? (bonus points for mc being a sub ghjkslahsksl) (also if you’re not sure about how to write an autistic mc that’s totally fine, thank you for your service /gen ajshsjskdkl)

I tried to write this based on how my ADHD brain works with my special interests, so I hope this isn't as terrible lol also since you didn't say which kinks you'd like to see, I kept them a little bit more on the generalized side. If you'd like something more specific you can request again. Anyways thank you kindly for this lovely request, I had lots of fun writing it /gen <3

Synopsis: the boys are very intriguided to know about your secret special interest~ Characters: Vil Schoenheit, Idia Shroud, Malleus Draconia, Lilia Vanrouge Tags: NSFW, smut with context, bondage play, master/servant, power play, spanking/impact play Notes: gender neutral reader (unspecified body parts), everyone is 18+, excuse any grammatical errors,,,

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Vil looks down on you with an amused expression as you moan and buck your hips up, searching for the friction you so desesperately need from his hands. You were pressed against the couch with your wrists firmly tied up on your back and your legs held apart by the leather belts, your dripping arousal entirely exposed and unable to wiggle too much, keeping you on the edge of your climax as you relied on Vil's painfully slow and light touches. It all started from one of Vil's fashion jobs. Being one of Twisted Wonderland's most beloved supermodels, he was offered to take a catwalk under the name of a high-end brand trying to test a new niche of clothing and creative display: a mix of kinky props and everyday clothing, with emphasis on office attire.

Vil looks absolutely dazzling on his violet blue formal shirt, sleeves rolled up his elbows to expose the shoulder-lenght latex gloves. A black leather chest harness hugs his figure perfectly, highlighting his curves and accentuating his proportions, his clothing, paired with the sensual makeup, gave him a rather imposing, bossy feel - the perfect face of a dangerous temptation, especially for you.

So much you can't help but unload all the little details about harness fashion you know about, about how they can be used to better pick on certain body parts, how they can be used for bondage and how you would love to try some on-

"Hush now, my precious nightingale. I love it when you sing for me like that, but…" He coos softly, his breath tickling against the hot skin of your cheek as his fingers came to press against your lips, gently nudging them open; a taunt and a promise of something more to come. "…I would hate it if the agency's staff came into my dressing room to find you like this."

Your eyes widen, suddenly remebering that anybody could walk in on any second, curious about the amount of noise coming out of Vil's room. As you slowly part your lips to welcome his gloved fingers, you hear a low chuckle of satisfaction coming. "Good puppy," Vil's whisper melts on your ears like dripping honey as his fingers make their way between uour teeth, playing with your tongue. "You deserve a reward for being so well behaved."

"Y-you feel so g-good, darling…" Idia groans in contentment before slamming his cock deep inside you once more. A shaky, devilish laugh rolls off his tongue as he watches the way you struggle to keep you hand steady, trying your best to pour some tea without allowing even the tiniest drop to stain the sheets.

Idia was the one trying to suggest new things for you two to try out - on his own nerdy, embarrassed ways. He was too scared to openly admit his kinks, thinking that maybe you could find him a weirdo, so he would casually comment about something like he was just talking about the news, or even pointing out something unusual on a character from some anime.

However, Idia soon discovered about the hype of cat maid cafés, and as he 'innocently' showed you some of the recipes and how you could pick your maid's personality, he was surprised to see how it had sparked your interest, his face going alight as you passionately unravel about your love for cute maid outfits and how you do own one. Idia wasn't one to make bold moves, but that was just too good of an opportunity to let it slip away from his fingers, so he lightly suggests to see you with it…

And now you found yourself full-on roleplaying. Taking in the role of a humble, diligent maid to your master, you faced multiple challenges as Idia reveled on your misery, trying to keep yourself composed while serving him.

Idia's fingernails dig on your hips, pulling down on the black skirt as he bucks up against you, low gasps leaving his lips. You need to bite down on your lips to contain a curse, holding onto the teacup between your hands for dear life. "So cute and obedient…" You shiver at his praise, his voice laced with dark desire, pushing you down on his lap.

You are surprised by his hand possessively wrapping around your chin, forcing your face to turn to him. Before you can mouth any sound, he captures your lips, making your grip finally falter, droplets of tea splasing over Idia's legs.

"Oh no, seems like you've made a mess… better clean it up quick if you don't wanna be punished, huh?" He smirks with mischief, his pointy teeth grazing over your shoulder threateningly.

You shudder in antecipation under Malleus' firm grip around the back of your neck, pushing your face down into the sheets. His throaty growl lingers over your body, leaving goosebumps under your skin. "Mine," Malleus rasps, his teeth sinking down on your back, leaving behind a perfect mark. "And I'll make sure everyone knows who you belong to." Malleus is very curious regarding everything that involves human nature, entertained by even the simplest of things. It wasn't uncommon to find him nose deep inside books, drinking in the particularities of the ones so exquisite for his fae standards.

While spending the afternoon with you in Ramshackle Dorm, quietly fidgeting through your phones and simply enjoying each other's company, he accidentally looked over your smartphone right in time to catch you scrolling down on a Magicam post about 'power play'. His interest is immediately piqued, intrigued by whatever it meant; Malleus points it out, interested to know more about it, and as you eagerly explains what it means, Malleus nods and hums in understanding, his mind working out on this new discovery.

"That's a very exquisite concept. Tell me, Child of Man, would you be willing to give me a practical demonstration on the matter? I'm certain I could understand it better this way."

You tried to keep Malleus pinned down on the bed, your hands firmly wrapping around his wrists to keep him still. Your attempt in dominance only the Fae Prince, who effortlessly turned you to lay on your belly, restraining you by the arms. "Looks like I am the winner of this little dispute. Shall I indulge in my prize now?"

"Easy now, sugar bat. If you tense up too much, it will hurt even more." A low chuckle rolls off Lilia's tongue, mischief mixed with tenderness etched on his cherry-coloured eyes. The paddle on his hand slowly runs over your warmed thighs, the sensitive skin shivering and squirming under the rough leather feel, teasing and threatening to strike once more.

"Back in my day, those devices were used as torture tools to coax prisoners into talking about their secrets. Now, they are used in intimate rendezvous to give pleasure induced by pain." Lilia giggles, an innocent smile gracing his lips - a very fake one. The glint on his eyes suggesting some sly, hidden interest, like he wasn't just silently reading the fanfiction you were writing on your phone.

"So, you're interested on the complexities of pain and pleasure, huh? Would you like to indulge in a demonstration? I'll be more than happy to lead you into this forbidden experience, my dear." How could you deny such a confident, tantalizing suggestion? You knew a lot about the theoretical thing, having read a lot about fiction or even health-related articles about BDSM and impact play. Despite being shy about it, you knew you could trust Lilia.

"You're doing very well, sweetheart," Lilia's whisper is sweet and reassuring as his fingers gently thread between your locks, a soothing gesture in contrast to the dry impact of the paddle against your buttcheeks, marking the skin with a pinkish colour. The leather leaves a stinging sensation, making you gasp and squirm over Lilia's lap. He leans in to press a soft kiss on your forehead, a sly smirk playing at the corner of his lips. "Only ten more to go."

#disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #twst imagines #twst scenarios #twst x reader #twisted wonderland disney #twst disney #pomefiore #ignihyde #diasomnia #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #lilia vanrouge #malleus draconia #twst vil #twst idia #twst lilia #twst malleus #vil shoenheit x reader #idia shroud x reader #malleus draconia x reader #lilia vanrouge x reader #vil x reader #idia x reader #malleus x reader #lilia x reader #twst fic #vil smut

[evan4ever]

hihi!! can i put in a request where warrens really good at aftercare? i love your writing so much man 😭❤️

a/n: oh I love this request. I had to hop on it ASAP. Just a short little fluff fic 🫶🏻

Aftercare

Warren Lipka

Warnings: none really, mostly fluff and mentions of previous sexual acts

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You were laid on your back, Warrens naked body currently pressed against of yours as he laid on top of you. His neck was rested in the crook of your neck, your hands gently running your fingers through his dark locks, both of your chests rising and falling in sync as you caught your breath.

You felt his hands move from beside your head down your shoulders and stopping at your bare skinned waist, his fingertips drawing circles on them, before feeling his lips gently kiss from your neck to your jaw and stopping when he was above you again. You smiled tiredly up at him letting your hands trace down and back up his muscular arms. “I’m so tired” you said just above a whisper, gaining a smile from him.

He quickly placed a firm kiss on your forehead before pushing himself off of you and to his feet. You perched yourself up so you were leaning back on your elbows, watching as he slipped on a pair of sweatpants. He grabbed a towel and handed it to you allowing you to clean yourself up as you usually preferred to do, searching for a pair of comfortable bottoms for you while you did so.

He picked up your soft shorts and smiled to himself before walking over to you, your hand out ready to take them from him but instead of handing them to you, he began putting each leg through the correct opening, now earning a giggle from you. “I can put my own shorts on you don’t have to help-“

He quickly hushed you by leaning up and pressing a gentle kiss to your lips, smiling while pulling away. “Let me take care of you?” He asked in more of a question than statement. Your heart nearly melted at the man in front of, allowing him to put your shorts on, lifting your bum to help him pull them over it and perfectly rest on your hips. “Do you want your tshirt or sweatshirt babe?” He asked as he went back to searching your room for what you wanted.

“Tshirt, please” you grinned, a grin forming on his own lips as he continued searching, finally pulling a brand new folded one out, your nirvana black oversized T, one of his favorites. He turned to you and grabbed your hand carefully pulling you so you were now sat on your bed, his sitting on the edge. This was so odd to let someone dress you, but being it was your boyfriend who loved doing literally everything for you, you enjoyed it.

You slipped your arms through the openings he had ready for you and he pulled it down over your head, his hands going to pull your hair from inside of it and resting it over one of your shoulders. Out of instinct, you reached for his outside cheek and caressed it gently, appreciatively.

“Thank you”. His face lit up like a puppy at your words, leaning into you for another soft kiss which you happily accepted. Though a second later he had pulled away, you mouth dropping into a dramatic frown as you watched him stand and walk over and flip the light switch, turning the lights out. He walked over to the side of the bed and pulled the blankets back, allowing you to get underneath them, him filing in next to you and pulling them back over both your shoulders. His arm instantly wrapped around your waist and he pulled you plush against his body, holding you so tight to him. You wrapped a leg around his waist and allowed yourself to snuggle into him, you head resting on the pillow underneath his chin, your face against his warm bare chest that allowed you to listen to his heartbeat and slow breathing. It calmed you, your eyes growing heavier with each exhale he let out.

“You’re so beautiful, baby” he whispered into your hair, kissing the top of your head and once again drawing designs against your back now causing goosebumps over your skin.

You hummed at his words and snuggled your face more against his chest. “So are you.” He heard you mumble into him, chuckling lightly. One of his hands continued tracing your back while the other held you to him, wanting to feel every part of you against him. “I’m gonna fall asleep” you mumbled again, your eyes now closed as you slowly let sleep take over in the comfort of your boyfriends arms.

“You can. I won’t leave” he smiled as he felt your breathing slow and your body completely relax in his hold, knowing well by now that you dozed off completely, now allowing himself to doze off once he knew for sure that you had first.

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@evanpetersmood @witchsbitchestime @demxnicprxncess @yes-divine-ruler @shjjpm @evanpsrealwife @iruzias @jangsuzchap @quicksilversg1rl @submissiveforahsmen

#warren lipka #evan peters #evan peters characters #evan peters imagine #evan peters x reader #evan peters smut #kit walker imagine #kit walker smut #kit walker x reader #kit walker x y/n #kai anderson imagine #Warren lipka imagine #evan peters fic #evan peters series #evan peters requests #kit walker #kai anderson #james patrick march #tate langdon

[hemeruni]

Well. Here’s what I’ve been planning on doing… I’d like to introduce you all to-

The FIRST ANNUAL tumblr User hemeruni direct, a special event where I get to actually go into more detail about the projects I’m currently more so focused on, while giving important news to what’s next on our menus.

Now let’s go ahead and get this show rolling shall we?

NURSE PHILLY UPDATES

As you know, Nurse Philly has been placed on the back burner for a while as I took the time to work on my other projects. But, starting today, I’m working full speed ahead to officially get the Askblog up and rolling! The scripting process has been tough, but a rough outline has been finished and a overall timeline of arcs and events are all laid out, so it shouldn’t be long for you all to see the nurse in person!

I’m not the type to give out dates, but expect this hush puppy to start around mid-late 2024.

Alright we’re getting the hang of things! What’s next?

GLIMMERLOVE NEWS

This project started as a one off post that quickly spiraled into one of my favorite projects thus far under the hemeruni brand. While there isn’t plans to get a Askblog rolling anytime soon, the askbox will always be open for asking questions to these mysterious folk.

This project doesn’t have much besides that, but if things change revolving my work ethic, I’ll surely consider it.

No date on this one, as it’s currently in a fine state from where I’m seeing it.

HAPPY HATCHDAY HEMMY!!!

By the time I’m writing this, Hemera’s birthday is still ongoing and it might honestly been the most exciting days I’ve had in a long time, considering the fact that I’ve just… haven’t been active as much.

This fox means so much to me and I have Sparklecare and only Sparklecare to thank for creating such a wonderful creature that deserves everything wonderful on this blue marble of a planet.

I love you Hemmy, don’t stop being you.

Me and Uni are making a coffee shop au

Yeah idk what else to say

It’s news to me but I’m just posting this since I thought the idea was funny.

Personal au?? I think?? Only WE get to make one not YOU /J

Now. I mentioned something at the beginning of the whole thing about a change that is going to happen. Before we end this, I might as well say what I want to say.

The Future.

I’m breaking away from this community, for my own mental sake. I’m saying this with a heavy heart, knowing that this whole 'fame' thing isn’t something I enjoy. Besides fame, I’ve been so caught up in comments and reblogs that it mentally drains me to see one post that I spent less time on doing better then one I actually put my effort into.

This culminated in a unfollow from the official Sparklecare account that I’m still assuming is over the criticblog situation. Nevertheless, it left me bed ridden for weeks, realizing that what I worked so hard for was taken from my own dumb mistake.

That taught me a valuable lesson though, which is why I’m finally deciding to just cut contact with the community entirely, besides friend groups and servers I’m in you won’t really see me active on my main, mostly just au updates.

That also means I’m no longer reblogging stuff to my main account, but I’ve already came up with a solution revolving a account called hemerunireblogs (which will be linked later down the line)

That’s the most you’ll see me interacting with this community, I hope you can understand.

Now.

We’ve reached an absolute.

The End.

I wish things could’ve been different, but it’s either I continue down this path and further ruin myself for others sakes, or I finally start to work on myself again. In the end, I decided to choose myself. Call me selfish, I could care less.

For some, I’d like to wish the best, even though we may have not talked much, I’d love to see you again sometime soon.

You all have been a wonderful audience, I hope you all had a wonderful Hemmy Hatchday. Good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight my friends.

-Mx. Hemmy

#my art #sparklecare #hemera philly #hemeruni #uni cornelius #nurse philly #Glimmerlove au #text post #ramblings #long post

[1americanconservative]

Once American brands now owned by China and influenced by the CCP;

1. Popsicle

2. Ben & Jerry's

3. Burger King

4. Trader Joe's

5. American Apparel

6. 7-Eleven

7. Sunglass Hut

8. Holiday In

9. Smithfield (meats)

10. Ironman

11. Forbes

12. Dirt Devil

13. Good Humor

14. Purina

15. Firestone Tires

16. Gerber

17. Hellman's

18. Virgo

19. General Electric

20. Motorola

21. IBM

22. Legendary Entertainment Group

23. Hoover

24. Frigidaire

25. Strategic Hotels and Resorts

26. Alka-Seltzer

27. General Motors

28. Spotify

29. The Waldorf Hotel Chain

30. Tesla

31. Snapchat

32. Ingram Micro

33. Fidelity & Guaranty Life

34. Universal Music Group

35. We work

36. Segway

37. John Hancock Life Insurance

38. Sotheby's 39. Brook Stone

40. Cleveland Cavalier's

41. Riot Games

42. Uber

43. Uber Eats

44. Uber Freight

45. Omnivision Technologies

46. Baby Trends

47. Hilton Hotels

48. Starplex Cinemas

49. California Grapes International

50. Fischer Price

51. Hush Puppies

52. Gillette

53. Barbie

54. Huffy

55. Oakley Sunglasses

56. Converse

57. Nike

58. Levi Strauss

59. American Girl

60. Chevrolet

61. Radio Flyer

62. Craftsman

63. Samsonite

64. Dell

65. Black & Decker

66. Ford

67. G. I. Joe

68. Monopoly

69. American Eagle Outfitters

70. American tourister

71. Campbell's soup

Please join the consolidarity effort in banning these brands from your lives. If you believe in America and want it to flourish we as consumers must show China they will not make money from buying up all of our once great American companies. By buying these brands you aid China in their fight against us. Please pass this message to as many people you think will join us. At a minimum, DO NOT BUY OR EAT ANY OF THE FOOD BRANDS LISTED ABOVE. IT IS QUITE DANGEROUS AND IS GETTING WORSE.

[sunb0rn]

sabi ng roommate ko (si Kar pa din to) next time daw na may itatapon syang gamit icoconsult muna nya sa akin.

*alam nya magiging reax ko kaya nga di nya sinabi sa akin na itatapon na nya. sinabi nalang nya, "nagtaka kaba wala na sa shoe rack ung Hush Puppies ko? tinapon ko na eh. yung nakalagay don sa plastic na pinakuha natin, kaya ko dinoble" and I was like ??? akala ko kasi inuwi lang muna nya sa kanila.

ganto kasi, she just bought a new office black shoes (CLN) coz nagustuhan nya style tas tinapon na nya yung one year palang niyang Hush Puppies na wala namang major sira. ngayon etong si CLN after 2 weeks ng gamit nafeel at nakita (nangitim toe nails) nya na di maganda fit sa paa nya. ayun binenta sa workmate namin. thing is, if di nya basta basta tinapon yung Hush Puppies edi sana meron syang magagamit ngayon habang di pa sya nakaka bili ng pamalit don sa pangit ang size. na suggest ko din naman sa kanya na okay yon na may another shoes kapag maulan kahinayang gamitin ung mas bago.

alam ko gamit niya yun and she has all the right kung ano gusto nya gawin; pero mej kaasar. if ayaw na kako nya, maayos pa naman eh sana sinabi sa akin pamimigay ko nalang sa mga pamangkin ko. *di ko type style (at di ko din size) but if I did di ako mahihiyang hingin yun para sa sarili ko. keber sa hand-me-downs talaga ako. tska DREAM SCHOOL SHOES KO YUNG HUSH PUPPIES na masyado talagang pricey for us.

This is the second time na ginawa nya yan, yung una was yung New Balance na tinapon nya after she bought AF1. inawitan ko sya non na isasama ko nalang sa ipapamigay sa pinsan ko. Nag okay sya but after a week sinabi nya na tinapon na nya kasi namumuti (suede material) at pudpod na. pero minimal sign of usage lang yun. nag okay nalang ako non sa knya and inimagine ko na super sira yung sapatos kaya nahiya na sya ipamigay.

sabi ko nga sa kanya netong huli, sana nilagay nya ng maayos yung shoes sa basurahan para if makita nung collector at tingin nya magagamit pa eh makukuha. hindi ung basta basta binasura.

sabi ko din na para sa mga taong walang wala ang laking bagay na may masuot na maayos na sapatos, given pa na may brand yung mga tinatapon nya at magtatagal pa yun if binigyan nya ng chance na magamit ng iba.

ayoko na nga lang masyado pagalitan kasi feeling ko more of impulse problem yon. na feeling nya nakaka sikip sa shoe rack or in a way nakaka sikip sa space na ginagalawan nya (nakikita man nya o hindi). feeling daw nya at peace sya kapag nakakapag bawas ng gamit since may bago syang binili.

huhu di ko alam kung masyado ba ako pa- "deprived thinking" mode o ano. pero yon na eenlighten naman sya.

[sharpth1ng]

Scream Wardrobe HCs Pt. 1- Stu Macher

IDK if anyone will care about this but I've spent so much time thinking about wardrobe so here's some popular 90s clothes and brands I think Stu would have worn

One of those hypercolour shirts that change colour with different temperatures

He wears it to parties, it lets everyone know when he hooked up with someone (because brightly coloured handprints)

Also he can draw on himself when he's bored

2. Vans, Timberlands & hush puppies

this feels self explanatory

3. Those surprisingly short umbro soccer short

his legs are so skinny and he's so tall they only come to like halfway down his thigh

Billy loves hates them

3. Carhartt jeans

he just has a buch of different cuts and colours of these

he likes the extra pockets for snacks and swiss army knives and sharpies

4. Skate brands like spitefire and thrasher

Especially when he was younger, the dude looked like he stepped out of thrasher magazine, it was a bit much

he probably still has some of that stuff by late high school but definitely less

5. BUCKET. HAT.

Tatum bought this for him and he actually looks really cute in it

6. Just like, a bunch of Quicksilver

He got that fake surfer bro vibe

Are you kidding? This man has a Hawaiian shirt

7. One of those multicolour vertical stripe shirts

this one is Eddie Bauer but Tommy Hilfiger had stuff like this too

Tatum steals it and wears it tied up

8. The ridiculous joe boxers with the smiley face logo

he thinks he's hilarious

all of his underwear has some sort of atrocious print on it

Billy hates these full stop

help why are bill and hillary clinton in this actual underwear ad

More:

Billy

Sidney

Randy

#I dont know why I did this #stu macher #scream headcanons #scream 1996 #stuilly #Stu machers wardrobe #scream wardrobe hcs

[fannyrosie]

Some late August Tachikawa shenanigans with Mia

In late August, the Kobe earl tea brand Catherine Tea had a soft cream fair in Tachikawa, and I used that as an excuse to go try some kissas on my list, but we kept being turned away (too full or just closed), so we ended up going to an old sobaya and a semi-old kissa that only had healthy drinks left on their menu.

Skirt: vintage Top: offbrand (??) Hat: thrifted Cardigan : second-hand Emily Temple Cute Ancre brooch: vintage Crochet hat brooch on hat: I can't remember the artist Shoes: Hush puppies Bag: second-hand Métamorphose temps de fille

#fashion #vintage #vintage style #vintage fashion #vintage aesthetic #vintage skirt #retro fashion #retro style #sailor style #marine style #sailor collar #street style #jfashion #alternative fashion #tokyo #tokyo fashion #tachikawa #kissaten #fanny rosie #fannyrosie

[illusivesoulgaming]

Prompt time (please): TLOU - Pristine Condition?

Hi there! Thanks for the ask, and sorry it took me so long to finish it.

.

"Come look at this" 

Anna tugged at Marlene's arms and led her down the corridor in the flea market, moving at a snail's pace as they waited for the people to move forward.

Finally reaching the stall, Anna smiled.

"Look at it"

Marlene groaned as she saw what Anna was pointing at. A switchblade with a brown metallic handle was resting on the floor carpet along with several other trinkets.

"No"

"Come on! Look at it. It looks brand new"

"The last one you had was actually new. You'd still have it if you hadn't decided to use it as a house key" Marlene said in a reprimanding tone.

"But I had lost my keys. As much as it pained me to do it, sacrificing my switchblade was the only way to get inside"

"Sacrificed the switchblade and the lock. That didn't come cheap either"

"Come on, baby. Please" Anna gave Marlene the best puppy eyes she could as she took the woman's hand and placed it on top of her pronounced belly "I need it to keep our baby safe"

Marlene chuckled "What are you going to do? Cut the hospital bill with it?"

"I might" Anna laughed.

Marlene sighed "How much is it?"

"10 bucks"

"Buy it then"

"I need 5 more"

Marlene sighed as she opened the wallet and gave Anna the bill.

"Look at it. It's perfect" Anna said as she toyed with the blade, pressing the button to bring it out as she ran her fingers along the brown handle. It was clearly old, but proper maintenance had kept it pristine. A kiss on the cheek, and a few more words "Thanks, love"

The tap of the rain against the glass made Ellie's eyes drift to the window every now and then. Having to be ready to hide everything in case someone walked into the room had her slightly on edge.

With one eyed closed, she turned the small bolt in the handle with care until it came loose. Carefully spreading out the disassembled pieces on the table, Ellie blew the dirt in them and wiped them clean with a small cloth.

"Boo!"

The dry thudding sound of wood hitting the ground and the sound of Ellie's ouch sound filled the room as she fell to the ground.

"Jesus fucking Christ, Riley!" Ellie said as she stood "I could have fucking gutted you"

"Sure thing, Angel Knives" Riley stretched her hand forwards, helping Ellie get up “Sorry for scaring you. Here. Winston found it in the mall"

Ellie grabbed the small red container, the faded and torn tag in it still clear enough to read the words ‘Knife Oil’.

“I forgive you” Ellie said shortly before hitting Riley in the arm “Asshole”

As Riley laid on the bed and listened to, as she often put it, “Ellie’s shitty music”, Ellie carefully dropped some of the oil into the inner parts of the handle, coating the inner parts and the small bolts.

“Hell yeah. Awesome” Ellie said proudly several minutes later, wielding the reassembled switchblade in her knife, retracting and making it shoot out again as she did a few playful swipes in the air.

“Could pass off as brand new” Joel was surprised at how well kept the switchblade was. Using the limited light coming off the fireplace, he passed the sharpening a couple of times across the edge of the blade, trying to make as little noise as possible as to not wake Ellie. After a few minutes, he stood up with a hushed groan and walked towards Ellie’s bag, opening it quietly and placing the switchblade inside.

Zipping the bag close, Joel walked away and sat back on the rock, keeping a watchful eye throughout the night. Ellie, who was pretending to be asleep, smiled.

#ask #the last of us #ellie the last of us #marlene tlou #anna tlou #joel miller #riley tlou #the last of us fanfiction #tlou fanfiction

[hccn-overseer]

Issue 17, 8/9/2023 - The Overseer

Issue Masterpost About the Overseer

Weekly Weather Report

By Lydia

Temperatures are represented using Celsius. Sorry, Americans!

Wednesday: Temperatures will reach a high of 30 degrees with a low of 22 degrees. Skies will be clear throughout the day with light showers throughout the evening and overnight.

Thursday: Temperatures will reach a high of 28 degrees with a low of 15 degrees. Skies will be partly cloudy with a breezy afternoon.

Friday: Temperatures will reach a high of 30 degrees with a low of 15 degrees. Skies will be mostly clear throughout the morning and afternoon with light showers throughout the evening.

Saturday: Temperatures will reach a high of 33 degrees with a low of 20 degrees. Afternoon thundershowers are possible, however, it is expected they will be easily avoided, courtesy of Bdubs.

Sunday: Temperatures will reach a high of 25 degrees and a low of 14 degrees. Skies will have scattered showers throughout the day and gusty winds.

Monday: Temperatures will reach a high of 27 degrees and a low of 13 degrees. Skies will be clear throughout the entire day and evening, however, whirlpools will be very active, so be careful if you are going swimming.

Tuesday: Temperatures will reach a high of 28 degrees and a low of 19 degrees. Heavy rain is possible throughout the early morning hours and afternoon, however, late morning and overnight is expected to be clear.

Wednesday: Temperatures will reach a high of 25 degrees and a low of 12 degrees. Skies will be mostly cloudy throughout the entire day and evening.

Now onto other news under the cut!

Astrology Corner: BarbieheimerScopes

(Yes I know that's not how you spell it hush.)

By Corundumcat

Have you been feeling without guidance? Do you look at your birthday, look up your star sign, and wonder, “Will I feel weird after the movie?” “Am I Allan or Kenough?” Don’t worry, here at The Overseer, we can help you.*

Aries: You are the actor Barbie who is in all of the Barbie Movies. 

Taurus: You are the Barbie from the 2011 TV series. 

Gemini: Ken with the job of Beach. Don’t worry Beach needs you.

Cancer: You are (K)enough. You are the Ken in the third act after “I’m Just Ken” 

Leo: Oppenheimer. You are the coffee cup in fantasy movies that somehow made it into the movie. 

Virgo: You are the president Barbie. 

Libra: You are the Pink Shoes Barbie. 

Scorpio: You are the Ken from all of the pre “Barbie and Her Sisters in The Great Puppy Adventure.”

Sagittarius: Allan. You’re unique and there is only one of you. 

Capricorn: You are the barbie who shouldn’t have worn makeup to the Barbie Movie. You are the Original Barbie. 

Aquarius: You are all of the animals in all of the Barbie Movies. 

Pisces:  Bibble. <3

All star signs: “I'm just Ken (And I'm enough), And I'm great at doing stuff” - Ken

*Ignore how blatantly specific these are. Nothing bad will happen to you. This author is running out of ideas for horoscopes and is the Barbie with too many jobs. I have like 5 :)

Lost and Found

By Lydia

All of the following items have been brought to The Overseer staff’s office for safekeeping until they are claimed. If you recognize one of these items as yours, please visit us to receive your items, or contact us at [email protected]. Thank you! *Not a real email address.

Item 1: Three perfume vials with ornate designs These perfume vials appear to be made in the style of the 19th century, with clear tints and hexagonal bases and stoppers. They depict designs of Endermen and Sniffers.

Item 2: A pair of brand new sneakers These sneakers have never been worn, as their packaging is still intact. They do not appear to have any specific brand and have very long shoelaces. The shoes themselves are bright orange with blue stripes overtop of them, and white laces.

Item 3: A wooden sculpture depicting abstract interpretations of Joe Hills’ poems This wooden sculpture stands at approximately 5 feet tall. It has various branches, curves, contortions, and concave portions. It is made out of birch wood and is not painted any particular color.

Item 4: A large model of a colorful moth made out of wigs and pipecleaners This model is very large, standing at approximately 8 feet tall and contains various colors, including red, orange, purple, green, blue, and yellow.

Item 5: A costume mannequin This mannequin stands at approximately 5’7” tall and has a very stocky build. It is made out of acacia wood.

Item 6: A dodo bird This dodo bird speaks the coordinates of the Rift in Empires, not the Rift under Grian’s base. It has a saddle. No other speech has been detected from this bird.

Item 7: A miniature diorama of The Shopping District in a bottle Created in the style of a Ship-In-A-Bottle craft, this miniature diorama of The Shopping District is very detailed and can be fully viewed with the use of a magnifying glass.

Item 8: A replica of a L.O.O.T. Shard This meticulous replica speaks in the same voices as those by the Tree of Whimsy. The person who located this item has been cured from past issues and has befriended the voices. They have become silly together.

Item 9: An armor set in an overgrown box This set includes a chestplate with knockback 2, a helmet with sharpness 3, leggings with punch 2, and boots with multishot. The box this set came in was found very overgrown.

NOTE: Lost items will be sent to Twinkly Trash if not picked up after two weeks. A window has already been broken and no one is paid enough to take care of the dodo bird long-term.

Fun and Games

This week's fun and games are brought to you once again by Lydia and Azure!

Word Search and Crossword by Lydia

Brain Teasers by Azure

And that's all for this week folks! Thank you for reading and have a wonderful one :D

#issue #hermitcitizen #hccn weather #hccn astrology corner #hccn lost and found #hccn fun and games