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athena-xox · 2 months

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The most annoying characters in eah

This is not my opinion this is genuine fact. I don’t mean that in a joking way.

Apple White: this is obvious. I mean she forced destiny on to people, then has character development then has a fucking To Coda or whatever and goes onto the same bs she started on.

Holly O’Hair: in the show she was cool. I don’t mean that as in ‘I like her’ or ‘she has a cool design’ like genuinely, she was cool as fuck, which the other characters thought as well. But in the books… I 100% that either everyone found her extremely annoying or she was on the spectrum (WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN SUCH COOL REPRESENTATION IF DONE CORRECTLY). Like her whole personality was ‘I’m a ✨wrITer✨. I don’t feel that fact checking rn (what im about to say is right just aren’t examples drawn from the book) but she would randomly use words like serendipity and indubitably. And also someone asked POPPY how she got into being a hairdresser and Holly started telling Poppy’s life story. AND IT WAS LIKE A WHOLE CHAPTER LONG OF HOLLY JUST SAYING NOTHING.

Ginger Breadhouse: same thing with Holly. Fine in the series but in the books… okay actually she’s not that bad. But she was lowkey a pick me. Just her internal monologue. I just didn’t like how 13 year old girl she was over hopper. She made such a big deal for what. Anyways the part of kiss and spell where ginger kisses hopper and she’s his true love but everyone thinks it’s briar… stupid af. Lowkey briar x ginger.

Sparrow Hood: I mean this is literally canon. I would find some random redhead constantly screeching with an electric guitar that somehow always has an amplifier annoying too.

Courtley Jester: her voice alone is annoying

Justine Dancer: what do you mean to tell me ‘Justine Dancer, the youngest of the twelve dancing sisters […] But who does not yet know her fairytale destiny.’ (Moonlight Mystery). My girl be lacking braincells. Especially since she’s a double Royal people would be so sick of her wondering her destiny. Hmm you have 11 older sisters and your mom was a dancing princess… I wonder what your destiny could possibly be.

Meeshell Mermaid: again with the inner monologue. ‘In sea we all sing beautiful choir together and everyone’s voice is equally beautiful, except for Coral that’s why she’s the sea witch 🎀🐠. But fsr on land my voice is the most beautiful ever’ and don’t forget the ‘no headmaster Grimm I don’t want any Accommodations for being a mermaid because ppl will treat me differently *cutely forgets that’s there’s literally fairies, witch, ogres, giants at eah and she’s nothing special* so because I’m don’t excepting any accommodations people are treating me weird because I need accommodations to fit in’. Also her singing is shit.

Gus + Helga Crumb: self explanatory

Tw: controversial opinion

Cerise Hood: ⛓️I’m so different🐺 💔no one understands me🐾 I’m sorry but she legit talks and thinks like this. Also I can’t remember if it was the year book or royals & rebels but like there was a catagory that said bffa’s and cerise put something along the lines of ‘I could never have friends no one would know the true me.’ And then raven legit put Cerise down as one of her bffa’s. Cerise bffr. She’s so Wattpad alpha female coded

#btw I love all of them #this is purely objectively #cerise hood #holly o'hair #ginger breadhouse #apple white #ever after high #eah #sparrow hood #meeshell mermaid #Meeshell L’mer #justine dancer #Helga crumb #Gus crumb

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cloveroctobers · 6 months

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OCTOBER PROMPTS 🎃 — 9. Guero

A/N: im trying my best to complete my list for this fall season. In MY brain winter doesn’t start until December hits and winter isn’t officially until late December which blows my mind every time I look it up lol but don’t come at me X-mas lovers because I get it! just don’t bring that Holly jolly bs my way just yet 😉!!! Anyways missed my man so he’s next up for this short thing.

PROMPT is from HERE + I’m using: “Please, I’m begging you. don’t make me watch the nightmare before Christmas again.”

WARNINGS: language, family drama, mentions of violence, + slightly sexual content towards the bottom.

⛓𓌹*♰*𓌺⛓ ⛓𓌹*♰*𓌺⛓ ⛓𓌹*♰*𓌺⛓ ⛓𓌹*♰*𓌺⛓

“Fucking bitch makes me sick!” You huff as you flail the bed sheet up into the air for what should have been the fifth time.

Guero is smirking to himself, fresh out of the shower in his lounge wear, leaning against the doorframe that leads back into the bathroom.

You just got back from your outing with your sister-in-law and niece maybe twenty minutes ago but Guero figured things must have gone left when he heard you mumbling to yourself while he was drying off. He even called out to you through the crack of the door as he got dressed asking who you were talking to, since he didn’t see you on the phone and you didn’t hesitate to continue your rants.

“What she do this time?” Guero questions, knowing this tangent was aimed at your sister-in-law, since you only tolerated her and adored your niece.

Throwing the sheet against the mattress in frustration you whip around to face your boyfriend, “what doesn’t she do?! You know how she is.”

Guero nodded his head. He did in fact know how your sister-in-law was and he also didn’t care for her either—not just because you didn’t fuck with her but they got into a debate about guns that left a sour taste in Guero’s mouth. He didn’t have to engage with her much like you did but he definitely listened every time you vented that she annoyed the shit out of you…so in a sense she was still around him too.

He waited for you to continue as you began pacing now, “was I not tasked a week ago to get Ely her dress for the fall dance because her mother’s dumbass was too busy partying with her best friend of a mayor—who’s she’s probably screwing and my brother’s oblivious ass was too tied up with work?”

Eloise, or as you both called her, “Ely,” was your twelve year old niece that was just getting into fragrances and dresses—which was a complete contrast to her mother. It was no shock to you that her mother, Reagan put that off on you since she wasn’t the most stylish and didn’t really connect to her daughter in that way.

“Hell yeah you were,“ Guero said, “you were almost as excited as Ely was. What went down?”

You turned to work at the sheets again, straightening them out in the air and failing to get them to fit on the corners, “I go to this lunch date with them just to find out Reagan returned the dress! Said it was too inappropriate to wear to a middle school dance. And that I was trying to make Ely to look like a hoe since she’s already top heavy.”

Guero frowned, “the one you showed me a pic of? That little burgundy shit with the puff sleeves and flows at the bottom? I don’t get what was wrong with it? Ely looked pretty and happy in it.”

“Yes! Nothing was wrong with it! It wasn’t too tight or short. Reagan was all smiles when I dropped Ely off that night too, almost thankful that I got something done that her ass should have been doing.” You hissed and balled up the sheets out of frustration.

Guero stepped in then, gently prying the sheets from your hands to put the sheet on the bed correctly. It was something you mentioned on your first date that you were always criticized for not making your bed right as a kid so your potential significant other had to be down with at least putting the sheets on.

Childhood trauma was a true bitch…much like sister-in-law’s apparently.

Guero repeated, “So Reagan went and returned it?”

“Yeah and I think she truly did it out of spite because you won’t believe the dress she got Ely,” you informed with your arms crossed, watching as Guero put the sheets on with ease, “she’s gonna make my niece look like a pilgrim at that dance.”

Guero glanced at you, “that bad?”

“And I told her straight to her face when she showed me a video, that the dress Ely originally picked out was much more fitting than that floor length dress. I wasn’t rude about it or anything.”

“Floor-length? Nah, that’s crazy. What she say after that?”

“That I wouldn’t know the first thing about appropriate wear considering what I wore when I first met you.”

Guero furrowed his brows, “fuck is she getting at with that? We met at the damn fair in hot ass Arizona!”

“Exactly,” you agreed, “the fact that she even remembered that back then let’s me know that she’s been keeping tabs on me just to talk shit and probably about me to Ely too but I don’t care! She can run her mouth all she wants but don’t try to take your insecurities out on Ely. That’s when it becomes a problem for me.”

Regan was a jealous person, you peeped that from the first day you met her unwillingly at your seventeenth birthday party. She barely let your brother mingle alone without interjecting herself into their conversations and this was after she was already introduced to family and friends. You knew she wasn’t the person for your older brother, Kelvin but he insisted on settling for her after getting his heartbroken by an ex who cheated on him and fell in love with his (then) best friend during their college years. He didn’t give himself enough time to heal right before he was back into another relationship with the very set in her ways Reagan. There was a five year age gap between you and your brother and sure you didn’t understand it all back then but you were always aware that your brother tended to love long.

As siblings you didn’t always see eye to eye and when he did bring his serious significant others around you were open to them opposed to him who gave yours the third degree. Just because you were his little sister didn’t mean you wouldn’t look out for him either. The moment you expressed your doubts of Reagan being the woman of his dreams, he decides he’s going to propose to her despite their heavy arguments of not being trusting of each other or really in love.

Eloise wasn’t far behind after the wedding if you connect the dots.

It was odd to you that you always got scolded for voicing your opinions on your brother’s well-being by your parents, that you were always expected to keep your mouth shut and just follow along but that same energy was not reciprocated when it came to Kelvin. He was the older brother, he was “supposed,” to set the standard for you but at the same time you would always be different people.

Funny how that turned out now with your parents not wanting to be bothered with Reagan but preferred your four year going strong relationship with Javier “Guero,” Bardales.

“She’s the fucken worse,” Guero says fixing his side of the bed after you retrieved the duvet from the bay window seat, “was the kid messed up about it?”

“Oh absolutely, it was written all over her face and you know how she shields her true personality away when her mom’s around,” you say then clench your jaw which would probably trigger your TMJ later but you continue, “I’m so pissed with Reagan. Of course kids can’t always get their way but you don’t have to shit all over their enjoyment because of your own personal problems!”

“Did you tell Kel about it?” Guero smacks the pillow against the headboard, already sensing that was a lost cause.

He was just waiting for the day that Kel kicked Reagan to the curb. Now listen, Guero wasn’t down with divorce, given that his own parents went through it and it resulted in lost time Guero got to spend with his own dad but…Guero actually liked Kel, although he gave him shit from the very beginning he walked into your life but they grew to actually like each other. Guero had his own fun and deep conversations with Kel, noticing that he was also most like himself whenever Reagan wasn’t around. And one thing about Guero, if he saw someone he cared about being held back by someone else? he was always ready to do something about it; especially if the person was capable but taking too long to go through with some action.

Guero was a actions kinda guy.

“For what? That’s like talking to a brick wall and I’d rather save my breath.” You responded placing your hands on your hips before a smile spread over your lips.

Guero stared at the wicked expression on your face, “…what’d you do? We gotta hide the body?”

You snickered and then let out a sigh, “That time hasn’t come yet but my breaking point is among the Horizon I fear.”

Here you go with the dramatic stare off into the distance for a moment that it has Guero jumping onto the bed to get to you. The anticipation was bugging him and you were well aware as you kept smiling at him.

Resting your hands on his shoulders you said, “I went back and repurchased the dress and snipped the tags off. Reagan’s going away that same day as the dance to some conference in D.C. so obviously Ely’s gonna get ready here instead with her little girlies and non-binary friends.”

Guero wasn’t thrilled about some pre-teens being at his shared spot with you but the expression on your face made him ignore that.

“That’s what I’m talking’ about baby! Fuck what Bride of Chucky has to say, you’re more of a mother to Ely anyways.” Guero hyped you up as he gripped the sides of your neck to place a kiss right in between your brows.

You brushed your shoulders off, “and if she finds out and decides to get buck with me, I got something for that ass. She just doesn’t know that I’ve been counting on the day.”

Guero knew you meant that too and that made him smile. He was never above violence, it was always fuck around and find out in his mind. He’s been by your side for four years now and knew it took a lot to drive you to that point but he always encouraged you to speak up for yourself too since it was always conditioned for you to keep it all locked in.

Not when it came to Reagan though and he knew you had it in you, hearing of the fights you got into in your teenage years (one story consisted of: aged sixteen banging some girl’s face into the pavement, a story your father told him about—and another : aged thirteen with you jumping in to fight some older guys that tried to jump your brother at his high school graduation party—just to name two of Guero’s favorite stories) and a recent road rage incident that happened two years ago which almost sent Guero into cardiac arrest.

So his girl was never no pussy, don’t let the face fool you.

Guero instigated, “I dunno…ain’t she on a softball team?”

“She was until she fucked up her rotator cuff.” You gave the man a dark stare, “you think beer muscles scare me?”

Guero snickered and put his hands up in surrender, “relax baby, I’m just fucking with you. No need to go assassin on me.”

“You want me to be one so bad.” You rolled your eyes as Guero reaches out to slip his hands over your hips.

He has no shame in his game as he nods his heads at you, “oh yeah, listen it’ll be the dream costume, huh?”

“You just want to see me in more leather.”

“Yeah I do.” Guero laughs before nipping your bottom lip.

You flick your French curls over your shoulder as you drape your wrists behind Guero’s head, leaning to brush your lips against his ear you state, “that’s just too bad, daddy.”

Guero let out a groan as you untangle yourself from him, hand going right to his chest, almost as if you just stabbed him while he flops back onto the bed. “Such a tease and these are the things I get when I just made the damn bed?”

“Oh the horror! Oh the bare minimum!” You joke as you plop on the edge of the king sized bed after locating the remote for the mounted flat screen, “that’s what you get for not being my bone daddy last year.”

Guero sits up on his elbows, “you’re still pressed about that? Baby I got enough art on my skin already, now why would you want to decorate this handsome face? Which is my best art piece.” He winks at you as you scoff at him from over your shoulder.

Shushing the man, you don’t grant him with a response as the movie begins to roll the credits and you start to bounce from side to side at the music.

Guero glares at the tv, “please, I’m begging you. Don’t make me watch the nightmare before Christmas again.”

Ever since late September hit, you started off with the light hearted fall themed movies first. This was your third time now watching the nightmare before Christmas and Halloween wasn’t even near! Now if Guero suggested watching something like, “Terrifier,” then you’d be ready to kick him out the house or go sleep at a friend’s instead.

“This is my comfort movie, let me vibe.”

Guero sighs, sitting up to sit beside you to glance at the screen before settling his eyes back on you. It had to be a good solid two minutes of Guero just watching you that even when you tried to grip his chin to face the tv again, he wouldn’t budge.

Stubborn ass.

“You know, I could be your comfort too.” He places his hand right on your thigh.

“Don’t worry you already are,” you say eyes still locked on the screen with your fingers holding onto his jaw, “if you weren’t, I would have been dropped your ass.”

Guero breathed out a laugh as he quickly gets to his feet and yanks you up, “Oh so like this?”

Before you can even process what’s happening, you’re being lifted over Guero’s shoulder just to be slammed right back onto the bed. “You’ll never be my Roman reigns.” You puffed out.

Guero kisses his biceps before turning his expression serious, “and he’ll never get to touch this belt, which will always be mine just so you know.”

You smirk up at Guero as he gets to work unfastening the belt on your low-rise jeans.

And when you’re bare, exposed to the fall chilliness in the air of your bedroom, you keep your eyes on Guero as he places open-mouthed kisses with his incredibly soft lips against your lower belly. He trails a feather-like touch against the side of your ass as he knocked your right thigh to the side so he can get better adjusted.

“Whatchu looking at me for? Eyes on the movie, remember babe?” Guero says with his lips right above your throbbing center.

His reaches a hand right between the valley of your pale pink sweater covered breasts to grip your jaw to tilt upwards instead.

You weren’t sure how this man thought you were supposed to be focused on the iconic film when there were so many sensations going on. From the light scratches of the copper leaves against the bedroom window, the softness of the moss colored duvet, the theatrics of the soundtrack playing from the classic animation film, and the firm but solace grip of a loved one’s touch…it was all just what you needed to get by.

⛓𓌹*♰*𓌺⛓ ⛓𓌹*♰*𓌺⛓ ⛓𓌹*♰*𓌺⛓ ⛓𓌹*♰*𓌺⛓

Continue with my fall anthology prompts here.

#queued #mayans mc #mayans fx #mayans mc x reader #mayans imagine #mayans x reader #guero mayans mc #Guero Mayans #andrew jacobs #fall prompts #mayans season 5

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bamboobrat · 1 year

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succession s4 e6 recap: bite me

happy international workers day, girlies!!

let's celebrate by watching billionaires be responsible for multiple SEC violations!

the bitch is back.

shitting on his children even from beyond the grave.

the video in question: logan speaking of their new product, living+, which will play a surprisingly large role in this episode, given we've never heard of it before.

shiv has a private jet rendezvous with mattson. they both excel at flirting:

mattson: we're buddies, can we talk? shiv: no, maybe i fucking hate you.

true romance<3

mattson tells her about the CE-bros and their little freakout on the mountain, which is the opposite of what her brothers eventually tell her during the meeting with the inner circle.

ken and rome, still adamant about tanking the deal, tell them that elon musk mattson is unstable and druggy etc etc etc --

somehow, i don't think any of them are buying it.

shiv sure as shit doesn't buy their bs.

this is the comeback i've been waiting for.

roman immediately makes his sadboy face and asks for a hug, because all he wants is love, but my heart is starting to harden. he is truly in his flop era this episode.

shiv pencils in 20 minutes in her calendar to cry.

i love you, shiv roy. ilysm, but you will never be holly hunter from broadcast news.

cry-time is briefly interrupted by making out with the future ex-husband she absolutely hates.

we've all been there.

roman has to deal with hollywood.

he is not pleased.

i can sense the utter distain jesse armstrong has for hollywood through my screen.

the hollywood exec pushes one of roman's buttons (lots of them lately) and he fires her in a way that reminds me of logan, but also doesn't. i have a feeling logan would send "the help" to do the dirty work for him?

roman's firing spree begins. we all know where this is headed.

kendall is being annoying.

asking too much and telling your staff they can never say no?

just a regular day for me, working with politicians.

also, a fucking minefield in terms of sexual harassment, don't we think?

anyway, he wants to play house on stage and fudge the numbers and be the cringiest of cringe. let kendall be kendall, i guess.

tom and shiv hook up twice in this episode????

unrealistic.

also they bite each other.

i shouldn't have to elaborate on that.

ken and rome are still working on their "tank the deal" plan and so far the road ahead seems very realistic and not at all like the potential symptom of bipolar disorder.

for once, greg is of use and summarizes their strategy pretty well:

bla bla bla business talk bla bla bla i don't care.

roman contemplates his own mortality, as one does, and thinks there should be some other option.

death is, after all, very much one-size-fits-all.

and where does he want to end up post death, you ask?

inside a tortoise 👀

conveniently, gerri calls him in for a talk to chat to him about some very serious issues, such as:

roman is shocked to know he can't just do whatever the fuck he pleases. but that's what my dad would do, he says, to which gerri responds, but you are not your dad.

i think we've hit another button..........

and gerri, having zero fucks left to give, does not hold back.

uh oh.

and thus, roman's firing spree continues.

i'm broken.

and also mad.

i know there are probably some readers of this recap not entirely obsessed with romangerri (but really, do you exist?!), but i just have to say, please endulge me.

we're just over halfway through the season and gerri's been fired twice. let me wallow.

kendall, however, is thrilled about this unhinged energy:

"fucking eat greg" is perhaps the funniest thing he's ever said.

meanwhile, after sleeping together, shiv and tom share a heartfelt moment.

just kidding.

tom says he loves money.

how gauche of him.

the set is not up to par for our mate kendall over here, so he morphs into joni mitchell for a short sec:

I'VE LOOKED AT CLOUD FROM BOTH SIDES NOW!

where are the clouds from berlin?? really makes u think:(

luckily, he can fudge the numbers some more to elevate the stock price to distract himself.

the sibs, however, notice his erratic behavior, and shiv convinces rome that this whole presentation is not a good idea.

and despite the eventual outcome, i think they are right, given ken's track record.

karl has a spine conspiracy?????

it feels good having the old guard telling the kiddos how they truly feel.

in the back of his mind, all karl is thinking about is that greek island. that's queen shit.

kendall goes on stage alone, because roman really doesn't want to wear his stupid pilot jacket.

he interacts with a video version of his late dad, which of course shows a man that is so very stable.

best roman quote of the episode: if i cringe any harder i might become a fossil.

gerri agrees, but in a more resigned way:

couples who hate on kendall's speeches together, stay together<3 (this is what denial looks like).

my summary of kendall's presentation: starts out shit, then he pivots into karolina's script and it's fine, and then he plays the dead dad card and we can't really argue with that.

living+ is still a fucking shitshow imo. not sure if i would go as far as mattson, tho:

yikes.

leave it to the swedes to underestimate nazi discourse (please don't come for me swedes, you know).

greg unfortunately has the best line of the episode:

and turns out, it is very much true.

tom channeling his inner oprah was not on my 2023 bingo card.

and they all agreed ken did a great job.

and karl devolves into his usual, spineless self:(

i have a feeling this all means an end to whatever sibling solidarity we've been seeing, given shiv and roman's reactions.

roman comforts himself by listening to what is basically an AI generated clip of his dad saying he has a small penis.

shiv and tom seem to decide to keep it all business, but also not??

it feels more or less like a high school relationship to me at this point. i love it.

and we get a clip of kendall in the water, but he didn't die, so i couldn't use one of my precious screengrabs on that.

you all should probably thank the tumblr gods that they have a 30 image limit on these posts.

see you next week for the afterparty, featuring more scandis for me to make strange references about!

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colorlesschristmastree · 9 months

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Feyre girlies love you! Ignore those hags they’re just pressed their faves are being called out on a daily and that they can’t run with the delusional narratives they’ve been spinning for years. People are finally checking them on their bs so they’re trying to come for us and it’s so funny to watch 💕

SJM should’ve BEEN called her fandom out for being intentionally wrong about her heroine and I kinda blame her for it continuing for so long that her fandom turned into this. Authors always speak out when it gets bad she’s the only one who doesn’t. Prob cause she can’t handle seeing critique of work she knows is flawed or something, but still. Even GRRM speaks out about fandom takes that are delusional, Leigh bargdugo, Holly Black, etc.

Aw thanks babe! I love all of the Feyre girlies. And you're right, so many of their takes are just massive stretches of the text that you can't even take them seriously. They're such pseudo intellectuals it's genuinely funny. There are some Nesta stans who dislike the ic and much prefer the valks and hessian that I don't really mind? Yk they still have genuine enjoyment of the series and maybe are a pinch delulu but that's fine, but certain individuals are just so fucking ridiculous. I can't even understand them because they don't like any of the characters, they don't like the writing, they don't like any plot choice made in any of the books, they won't like any future books, they won't like any future plot choices made, they think every single ship is abusive, they think the narrative is against them and that they know better, they think that the characters they like being the ones considered to be bad people is wrong because the narrative (the author of the books made a decision they don't agree with) is wrong. They're really just.. pathetic people? I feel genuine pity for those bloggers. They're so hateful and angry and will never have a good time reading these books. They think they're doing people a service by spreading the good word that these books are bad and pointing out their issues with them, and I get that to a point. But these are blogs that have talked about the same things for YEARS. They dedicate hours of their time to this, to being hateful and bitter crybabies whining about how pathetic everyone else is, all while disguising themselves as thoughtful. It's one thing to make a few posts about why you hate these books, to leave a nasty scalding review on goodreads slamming it and people who enjoy it, but making thousands of posts doing so? Very very deranged.

Sorry for that little rant, I definitely agree with the second part, but only to an extent. Cause the thing is SJM has shared her thoughts on certain things, she just doesn't frame it in a way that comes off as correcting readers. Her saying things like "Tamlin is a douche", "I'd never want to go to the SC because of Tamlin.", "Nesta dislikes Rhys because she doesn't understand him but we know he's actually a great guy." and other related things is her commentary and her subtle corrections of fandom misunderstanding. They just don't care because they hate her and insist she's a biased author for writing her books and her characters the way she intends to.

#anti nesta #anti tamlin #anti tamlin stans #tamlin stans dni #anti nesta Archeron #pro feyre #pro ic #pro rhysand #pro feysand #my posts #anon #feyre stan

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redraven3093 · 10 months

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Catching Up with Phil's QSMP VOD

3rd July

LETS GOOO

Oh Chat makin Cookies?- HI PHIL!-E-eppy Phil

Oh maybe to Vidcon,- I mean French is in fire rn.

Ok QSMP TIME

YEAH-yo wtf??? The qusest today?

Ah Super Hero theme today eh?-ah it cant fly now eh?

A GIANT SQUID??- nah fam they are not doin that- a leo Themed?-stream o plaine

OH shit Hi Chayanne- YEAH FUQ THE MISSION

YEAH DÉCOR TIME- concrete?- OH YEAH YELLOW AND ORANGE THEME

Safety first- oh wait its broken?-oh it did?-ugh got bad felling about it

DON’T JINX IT CHAYANNE

Yeah its fixed-hopefully

LET HIM COOK-omg god look at that bag

Rare food?- oh shit the end fruit!!-Bone Soup

YEH ADVENTURE-wait why is fit with Dapper?

Hi Dapper- KIDS PLS-KIDS WHY??

Lol the poison Spider- Phil pls- I mean BBH is expensive- OMG BBH DON’T HAVE THAT

Lol dragon magic- OMG THAT’S HOW THE GOT EM???-that’s bs Phil

Oh hi Tubbo

RIGBY 2.0 LETS GOO- a whale?- oh its Dapper

Kitties! :D- oh? The Cat that survived the Big blow ystrday r8??- OH???

Oh shit fit omg- DIAMOND NOT FAKE THIS TIME LETS GOOO

Oh yeah 4th of Jully-YAH FUQ THE MONARCHY

Omg the Island is Fukin with them

Shinny!-Lol fake- SPIDERSS-omg the fancy Twins –

PHIL DON’T MOCK US THAT WAY

Yeah mission are BS rn-oh tempting the gods are we?- lol summoning Cucurucho phil ur son right there

Lol dapper-Lol Chayanne

OH LOOP HOLE- BECAUSE ITS LEO’S THEMED TODAY FIT.

RAMON NO

Ah yes the Parents Gossip time- Yeah VID CON!-

PFft- FIT PLS- o mg

KIDS OMG PLS NO

Welp they done I guess-Rare fruit time!- 1 done and many bs along the way to go

Ohh cool sword- HOLY SHIT –

Yeah that would be Crazy~-I MEAN-

OH THAT WAY

WHAT??!!OMG- Phil and Fit have so many Illegal shit omg

Wat Shulqur?- OMG THEY USE NETHERATE

Lol- YEAH NEW MISSIONS- lol it crashed- Black Mail POG

Omg its still there- break the ruleee

Of course u did phil

Opp there goes Ramon and Chayanne- boys wil be boys- they all lost it- RAMON NO

YEAHH CHURCH VANDALATIONS

Phil is so Scared to be left with others egg

Hi Dapper- WTH? Where do you get that thing??- holly shit?- yeah 2009-2013 Vidio game rumours are crazy

Lol Chayanne is clearly alt tabbing

KIDS PLS

Guys pls it’s a place of holly matrimony – what is that?

NO more Marriges- lol

Time to pay I guess- oh god they did miss a few

Lol Chayanne- Yeah Dapper join in!

Lol yeah cmone chayanne why so stiff?- good lord Chayanne is living that admin life rn

Oh kitty- CAT CAT- catcucurucho- holy the cat is immortal

Kil the cat Chayanne- CIA CAT

Oh god Philza and Fit is just a menace

Oh? Chayanne u invited someone?- Dapper pls

OPP WE GOT EM BOIS!- Walter Bob??-Come on dude we just wanna talk

Omg fit pls- YEAH if BBH cant do it then no one can do it

Bad hair btw- oh yeah that ankle thingy-opp rainbow

Best bob

Omg Chayanne is Alt tab- he’s in emergency meeting

Ah! They’ve gone to Ramon’s Barber shop nice

Still waiting- Okk at least we get reconsiderations- Waltuh

Thank yu for yur service WALTUH

It wont break the emergences- break the holly mellon

YEAH CREATIVE

Yeah they all alt tabbing- “in my scientific reason-

Wat if he Forgo-opp wher did they go?

Do you get paid bob?- is it good pay

Lol Hot tub stream- YEAH NEW MISSION

Thanks Bob!- thanks KIDS- ah yes a loop hole

WAT??- new moshrom island

BOAT TIMEEEE-WTF?? A Lost TENTICALE???? IN THE RIGHT AMOUNTS???

Omg the kids was fightin for their life for that thing

Omg- Yey island- ahh brings back memories

Lol Sussy baka Phil- Oh they found one- oh not that one

BOAT TIME- OMG CHARLIE’S Corpse

Oh? An Illegal Villager Farm- BY AYEPIERR?!

Where are the going?

HOLLY SHIT????

Omg dapper pls- HOT NEWBLACK MAIL LETS GOOO- good god this place is confusing

Oh the found it YEY

Oh no-FIT PLS-Trauma in coming

Fit is a charmer-oh Hey Baghera

Omg that thing is ugly

FIT PLS

Opp Bye Fit bye Ramon

Im really dozing off finishing this Drawings

Hi BBH- oh wait Crimson Forest?

CAT- THE CIA CAT

Yeah give Bad the scoop

Yeah its weird-welp time to chill I guess- oh shiny Fish- NOO it died rip

Still waiting

Weird bunny is so hard to find ugh

Wat is happening with Baghera rn?

Rescue mission?- Yeah get the kids to safety first- opp crashing

Server Close??- are we chill today?- oh hey Tommy

Yeah we back- opp cant see Dapper- uhh not sure coming with them is a good idea kids

Oh noo-welp guess we alone now-shit trauma~-

Yeah Rabbit sound fine-opp BBH? Ah so he did needs help-oh shit where is Dapper?

Dapper pls buddy don’t just jump where is danger kid- wait? Dapper isn’t there?-

oh there is Pomme too?- we cant see her-okk bye

ok following you king- yeah the train is soo awesome

opp guess we still searching

Cucurucho??-yey bunny- is the bunny normal?

YEAH FLIP THE OFF THE TARANTULA- ohno you lost it?

Yeah safety first kiddo

Etoiles???- u okay sir???

Yeah Do your Magic King- oh shit it attacks!- oh no king

Thanks, Dapper-oh shit that wikked

Oh shit- fuq off!- yu won’t fight today?

OH FUCK OFFF YOU BINARY BASTARD

No- Don’t go ANYWHERE near Tallulah you Bastard

Oh they are fuking with us at this point- Fuk

Oh hey baghera

Yeah Those binary bastards are so cruel- they cant attack while election?- opp bye Baghera

Oh hey Dapper wat are yu doing bud?- Omg lol

That’s not how fair trades work Phil

Yeah the cats are clearly sus like random animals cant just appeared tamed out of no where

And only admins can killem

Opp Red Vine???- of course YOU would find them nice Bad-LOL

OHHH- prteey- okay chayanne stay safe

Yay it work- BIG LAD-cant put him in a cage- YEAH LET EM ROAM AROUND!

YEAHHHH The Wither Skeleton Head is Cooler

Hah~ it remind us of him

Opp? Oh Yeah no u right Pomme is in way to many danger rn

YEAHHH BED TIME

Aww- yeah you go Rest King-

PHIL no Spoilers for the Spider kid movie

NOOOO

Yeah HOBBIE ANARCHIT SPIDERMAN LETS GOOOO

?? he breaks the rule of frame break?- omg ANIMATION POG

Hobbie is so cool- yes Brtish Anarchist Spider

Wait who’s Signs is that? OH LEO’S

Kay get some rest Kiddo

Big stress- Lol Chayanne is gone FAST-

YEAH HAPPY 4th of JULY

Go eat yur cake Phil

BYE PHIL

#don't mind me #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp eggs #qsmp chayanne #qsmp pomme #qsmp ramon #qsmp dapper #qsmp fit #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp liveblog

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kai-atlantis · 1 year

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Wow. Okay. So I just finished chapter 11 of FY and I could've commented but I wanted to ask you instead. Apologies for anon. I am too shy. But, I really like how Holly was somewhat unlikable in the last chapters, like 9. It's something I don't see enough of, and I can see in your comments it caused a stir too. But then the way you handled her trauma at the end of 11 and how she recognizes her mistakes and feels sorry for them was really powerful. Did you intend for her to be like that? So good.

Hi hi hi! 🥺🥺👉🏼👈🏼 Thank youuu 🥺 I'm gonna cry lmao. ALSO GET OFF ANON WHY ARE YOU SHY THIS IS THE FOWLDOM HOW DARE-

AHHHH I'm really glad you brought this up, and thank you for doing so! I haven't talked about For You for a while.

From what I can remember, it was intentional, and when you get to Chap 12, you'll see it's kind of like Holly's main redeeming chapter for her behavior.

Even in canon, Holly is fucked up. She's an orphan with a loving memory of her family; She's constantly belittled and undermined at her job; Her father figure is blown to pieces in front of her, and she is blamed for his murder; Her (my HC) mother-figure/inspiring figure Vinyaya was ALSO killed in front of her; Holly herself was killed and felt every piece of it; and then she witnessed her best friend outwit her and take her place to then die in front of her eyes.

So, cut to my fanfic. Ch 1 we see tensions between Arty and Holly as friends, and we know from ch 1-4 (and Luna Minor story) that Holly and Artemis had some weird animosity while he's in space. Holly feels a lot of guilt for not being a 'better friend' and not being attentive or not taking Artemis' side on things. Cut to Ch 5, with that whole convo, she DEFINITELY feels responsible for him and his illness now. Tie in that Angeline has paid her to cure his mental illness. Tie in that he was just abandoned by his family, and Holly feels like, at this point, she's quite literally the root of all his trauma and issues (she also blames herself for his childhood trauma when he adventured with her). After Artemis' confession, Holly kinda breaks, but holds on strong, as we know her character to be.

This cracks her at the end of Ch 8. Obviously, Artemis and Holly are back to being tense and Holly loses Artemis as a friend and roommate. She has been taking care of him since 5, but no one has really taken care of her. Holly hasnt talked to anyone. She doesn't see a therapist. She carries alllll this burden, all of Artemis' burdens, herself. And when he leaves, she can't carry herself up anymore, so she crumbles.

She becomes destructive in 9. Mean and callous to Artemis (also jealous), cold and using Trouble, a total cunt to Lili, and of course this all blows over when she hates herself for her treatment of both Trouble and Lili and totally smashes Gronk Moss apart, not just in Lili's honor, but also Holly's outlet is to unleash all her bs on him. It kinda works, until she realizes in 11 that it didn't, and now with everyone and everything back in place, she can begin to recognize and process what she's done and said, her flaws, her mean side. It's all built up with no real outcome, and she folds under the pressure Angeline puts on her when she threatens she'll never see Artemis again unless she does exactly as Angeline says (Remember this for chapter 20 😬😬😬)

So, yeah! No idea if you'll read this all 😅 I went a lil off the wall.

BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ABOUT MY FICS LIKE IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY SO THANK YOU 🥰🥰🥰💖

#fowldom #asks #anon #for you fanfic #I LOVE YOU ANON #🥺

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rookieforlife · 2 years

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Can you elaborate a little bit? What attitude on and off the field?

On the field... with her teammates, with rivals, you have to watch the games to see her attitude, it's childish sometimes. Though that part is not dramatically 'bad' because, at the end of the day, it's football. Off the field... speaking BS on twitter, standing for Holly, etc. Let's say she has a big ego in general, and that's what causes this attitude I'm talking about.

#anonymous

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poetrypage-for-anewage · 8 months

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UGHHHH

...

I freakin wrote all this stupid beautiful shit for her, POURED all of myself into it, dedicated time to communicate in the most artistic, well thought out, non negative or aggressive way possible, and she fucking ignored and avoided it.

So I waited for a good moment and we video chatted all normal and happy, and then she talked to me about all the guys messaging her because she just joined fb dating when she already has guys from every social media possible blowing her up. Like she doesn't already hangout with enough of them?!

Freshly single and free from your x, and not a nice one, so I get it, I understand.

But fuck.

Do you really not have any emotions left or do you just really not care?

You want me to be here, but you just constantly say things to me that would've killed you a couple years ago.

Have you changed that much?

People break, but broken things can be put back together and be more beautiful then before..

But,..

You just seem like you genuinely don't care to cause pain.

You must be numb,..

Or just ignorant oblivious of common shit from those types of things happening to you.

Or worse, you honestly don't care...

This was supposed to be short.

As tiny as you.

The veil must come down

This beautiful image of you.

My eyes probably deceive me

Or my mind lies about what the signs mean.

This abundant knowledge of life and sociology,

Im walking around blind,

Like my brain is hiding it from me.

My heart has convinced it,

"This needs to be done!"

"We fucking love that girl, plus you guys always have fun!"

"Me and the brain, on this we agree

All of us grew, and made

the best memories.

It's already been done 3 times,

Shit you might as well try 4.

What's the fuckin difference,

We're pretty good at

Scraping you off the floor."

But

I need to see past,

these drunk goggles,

They're clearly irash..

But

Irrational isn't usually who I am,

I'm a confident man.

Social skills with understanding

Like the snap of a hand.

Quick fast and completely,

I can always read a room.

There is no social situation,

I can't rationally take in hand.

But when it involves you,

I might have to ask,

But you give me every clue.

I don't want to believe,

These bad

thoughts about you

We Choose to see good

Our brain literally ignores the bad.

But if it told you all the bs information,

You wouldn't be glad, because all of that information

is too much to have.

Just think about the good, and ignore the bad

This IS what life is, so why are you mad?

Come on BRO, just act like a Chad,

fuck bitches no heart, you'll never be sad.

What's there to lose? Somebody,

to your heart, who

always hits snooze?

At least

you won't get in these moods,

it's depressing, these broods.

Your literally fucking up Other connections,

and making THEM sad.

Stop passing the negativity,

It's not a beer your not a Chad.

Pick yourself

the fuck up

It's a beautiful day,

your friends will be glad.

You

WILL feel

Better, you know

It will be rad.

Loving

Is made by happiness

Stop

focusing on the one

Who

makes you constantly Sad.

Other

People want to appreciate

The

Internal beauty you have.

Leave

The dark depressing room

Give yourself to life

With the current, silly

Must

You go against life?

You

Must have really gone

Mad

Come into the light

Find somebody who's right

Dont

Give up on yourself

Hollis,

Future starts right now.

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katielovably · 1 year

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Everyone needs to see Breakfast by Dove camoeron. It basically like role reversal of man and women then at the end it shows a pro- life or maybe the opposite rally with the last line (from a news story) saying: we're taking steps backwards.

Boomers, Karens and people who watch CNN need too change (CNN needs to go) . People who meddle in other people's lives need a hobby before we go back to middle ages. HU, IS THAT WHAT YOU ALL WANT! Will you all be happy with women being force to do house work while popping out kids.

Thousand of years women were exactly like is shown. Remember whose story is History. I'm glad women are showing up in it. But like it said ever since covid we're going backwards and its sicken. People need to push forward, coming together make everybody equal. There's no difference between us humans we're all the same species. Growing up, in school i saw things about peace and love. There was a book or poem bout the world village where everyone lives in one big village or city with love and compassion for your fellow man ... but hell, thats the word of God and some of the worst people there are, are Christian the second are people who has no idea what they're talking about. Sees a pride flag and hear they are teaching it in schools they grumbed and say "they need to figure it out for themselves."

Yet every single f-ing movie (that aren't made for kids but i know kids watch it) has kissing, sex scenes, guns killing the whole wanbang. Kids just have to watch with they're parents. Yeah, but the LGBT+ is bad. Only white man and woman allowed to be on TV. No one else.

Bs. Maybe there needs to be a internal rule. One rule. Addless its a crime mind your own business.

Homosexuality is not a crime, being trans or Non-binary is not a crime. Being another race is not a crime. Having a disability is not a crime or whatever.

i wish there was a way for people to switch places with people and see what its like in their eyes, in they're life... hey, new punishment for all the "holly" people who thinks they're going to heaven just dropped. Love is love.

people need to learn from history not want to go back into it

ALSO CAN WE GET RID OF GUNS! Add less your a hunter or farmers you don't need it!

I need to go to bed before I lose my mind.

#just a rant #sorry for the rant #history #people are stupid #people need to stfu #people need to chill #people need to grow up

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lovegrowsart · 3 months

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something something orpheus and eurdiyce and katara doesn't look back at aang in the cave of the two lovers but she does look back at zuko when she leaves him in the crystal catacombs and love is about looking back its about turning around and seeing them even if it's for the last time

anyway

#zutara #holly talks bs #i just think about them. a lot.#they are poetry to me #and they're underground which is symbolic of the underworld y'know #and aang literally dies in the catacombs but in a sense so does zuko he goes thru a spiritual death and regression by siding with azula

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splinteredhq · 1 year

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**CHARACTER NAME:** morgan cooper **CHARACTER FACECLAIM:** ben barnes **CHARACTER AGE/DOB:** 30 / march 18th 1993 **CHARACTER PRONOUNS/GENDER IDENTITY/SEXUALITY ETC:** he/him, non binary, bisexual/romantic **OC OR CANON:** oc **CHARACTER PROFESSION IF RELEVANT:** professor of defence against the dark arts at elva hill / he was a professor at hogwarts for the marauder's 7th year **SCHOOL ATTENDED & HOUSE IF RELEVANT:** hogwarts / slytherin **ALIGNMENT (the order/death eaters/etc) + GENERAL OPINIONS ON THE WAR/THEIR SIDE:** has been aligned with the order for many years now. was asked by dumbledore personally as he was already being very Vocally Against pureblood beliefs all through school and then afterwards when applying for teaching positions/working in assistant professor positions. he's actively still very loudly against all that bs and doesn't tolerate that kind of talk in his classes **CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY:** born to holly ~~carrow~~ cooper and jake cooper, morgan was raised with a mother that had already deeply rejected all ideas of pureblood supremacy. she was outcasted from her family at the young age of seventeen, when she fell in love with a half blood, jake morgan. his own family were deeply against this way of thinking, and holly, after seeing the reality of what she was raised in once she was in school and was exposed to the truth of it all, was captivated by his outright rebellious way of acting. jake was the _punch a pureblood twat in school_ kind of guy, and she latched onto that. the two were fast friends, and even faster to fall in love. holly was quick to be disowned by her family for her choices, as she planned on moving in with jake and their friends after school.

morgan grew up with a pretty extended family-- at any time there was always about four adults living in the house, helping to raise him. so much so he always assumed that would be _his_ ideal set up when he grew up. it made him an overly friendly type in school.

in spite of the associations of the hogwarts house he was sorted into, morgan followed in his parents footsteps: saying fuck you to the stereotypes, proving that blood didn't matter to anything really. it meant he made friends across the houses and was that very typical bitch of 'man idk what house he actually is-- is that a hufflepuff scarf--i -- who knows'. it's cheesy and we love it for him. however, he still has a lot of house pride. pictured him lifting people up by the scruff like 'look, look not every slytherin is an asshole see!!'

morgan knew all through school what he wanted to do once he graduated. he wanted to teach, he wanted to help shape young minds. he knew it was one of the easiest ways to guide people away from bigotry-- show them while growing up that it was okay to think differently to those around you, to what may be promoted from your peers, parents etc. that it was safe and okay. of course, with the changing landscape of the world throughout the first war, he knew how much harder that could be for some, but he still stuck with the idea that change was possible. and it started in even the smallest of ways.

he'd always had a preference for both charms and dada in school, and after working at elva hill as an assistant professor in charms, he saw an opening at hogwarts for dada professor and took his chance. of course, this mysteriously only lasted for a year before an injury occurred during the summer after his first year of teaching that took him out of commission for a good amount of time.

during an order mission he ran with another younger member, morgan suffered numerous injuries including curse damage and severe splinching. it took a while for him to come back to full health, by which time the new year at hogwarts had begun and a replacement for his classes had to be found.

eventually, morgan returned to work the following year, this time returning to elva hill as a full time professor of dada. he has been there ever since, but continues to work alongside the order of the phoenix, particularly useful in heading up attack missions to target key members of the death eater cause.

admin alex app.

#admin app #morgan cooper app #accepted

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danblair-individual-entities · 2 years

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watched the first few eps of anatomy of a scandal yesterday. i’m a big fan of watching/listening to/reading about true crime and scandals so this piqued my interest even tho it was fiction. and even tho it’s fiction, it’s very realistic in its portrayal of privilege of people in power. brain dump below:

(i have just finished ep 3 but also know a few spoilers bc i saw online haha)

this show is super interesting bc not only do you get the victims’ povs, you also get the perpetrator’s pov and his wife’s. transition between scenes is really seamless. soundtrack is suspenseful and dramatic (i love it). the characters’ pasts and big revelations are scattered in perfect moments to keep the audience engaged and begging for more.

i hate james. i hated him from the moment he was instinctively like “she [his wife] will stay” (after the wife finds out he had an affair, in ep 1). he said it in such a forceful tone even tho no james, your wife can do whatever the fuk she wants. it’s clear that he’s so used to getting what he wants that he expects her to stay with him even through this shitty act he’s committed. and he’s revealed to be a shittier and shittier person throughout the show bc he gets accused of raping the woman he had an affair with, olivia.

at first, the wife, sophie, clings onto hope that olivia’s accusations are fake. and that’s easy to do bc she could just assign these accusations as part of olivia’s revenge tactic. but then holly berry accuses james of rape too, back in their college(?) days. and sophie is like wtf. rethinking 12 years of marriage.

i can def see why sophie didn’t believe olivia at first. after all, sophie’s had 12 years of marriage with james, she held this belief that their marriage was superior all of these years, and i’m sure she thought james was a great, great guy. it’s def difficult to undo all of these impressions and much easier to just assign the blame elsewhere, like oh, olivia is clearly talking bs and james did nothing wrong. but olivia’s accusation or witness statement sent some doubts into sophie’s head. and then holly’s accusation pushed her over the edge.

seeing the wife’s pov is really interesting bc i could never understand why moms of children who conduct mass shootings and close relatives/friends of rapists stick with them and don’t believe they could’ve done the terrible shit they did do. like i get that there has to be an adjustment period where they come to terms that their child/spouse/best friend is a shifty human being bc personally, they’ve had great, intimate memories and experiences with that very person. it’s really hard to wrap ur head around the fact that someone you love is actually quite a monster. it’s really heartbreaking too.

also, fuk u tom. i hate how the most important thing to him is his reputation instead of two women being sexually assaulted hello? what a privileged selfish pig.

on the other hand, i freakin loveeeeeee kate and olivia. they are freakin women who men like james have trampled over but they rose up and are badasses bc the recovery period after being raped is hell. kate is soOOoOO cool and her workaholism provides a sense of comic relief for the show. olivia is so cute. <3 and so brave for telling her story and withstanding all of the judgy whispers of the jury and the crowd.

also who is kate having those dinners with and talking with ?!?!!! i’m so confused does he has wife?!!! is this an imperfection in kate’s character. i’m intrigued and confused.

lastly, naomi scott <3 <3 what a beaut. a talented actress and singer. she can do it all 😍💛

#mine #anatomy of a scandal

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