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queenmayor23 · 6 months

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How do we tell our son?

Y/N, Buck, and Eddie leaned on the kitchen island, watching Christopher play his video game.

"So, how are you two planning on telling him?"

"Yes, Eddie, how are you planning on telling your son?"

"Oh, so he's my son now."

"He's been your son since he was born. I inherited him just a year and some change ago."

"Yeah, this one's on you."

"Why don't you tell him?"

"And have him hate his favorite Uncle Buck? Not a chance. Have you even tested the waters on this conversation yet?"

"I asked him if he liked Y/N once."

"And?"

"And he asked if he could have his sleepover party at your place, and I had to tell him no because I was horny and we were fighting, and I didn't want him and his friends to wake up to us…. doing us. You know how much I love angry sex."

"Was that when you brought Chris to Maddie's, and we did that thing with the rope and the nipple clamp…"

Eddie stood behind Y/N, signaling Buck to stop, but it was too late.

"You what?"

"Bebe. I'm sorry-"

"Edmundo. Diaz."

"Somebody's in trouble."

"Not helping Buck."

"Are you serious? That was supposed to be our thing. The one thing that we didn't share with Buck. We share clothes, food, beds, but not that."

"I was upset, and I'm so sorry. Can you forgive me for the sake of our son?"

"Yes, just because you said "our son," and it sounds so nice when you say it."

"If you like that, you should hear me call my husband's name."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah."

Eddie and Y/N were chest to chest. They would have burned down the building if their sexual tension were a fire.

"You mean we could live with Y/N forever? Awesome!"

Y/N and Eddie look at the sofa to Christopher and Buck looking back at them.

"I helped."

"Dad, when do we move to Papa's house?"

"I thought you liked living here."

"I do, but Papa has a park across the street, and last time, he told me that he would teach me how to play basketball so I could beat a meatball."

"A meatball?"

"You are looking a little beefier than usual."

"Me? You think you two can beat me?"

"You are a man of many talents, but basketball is not one of them."

Y/N pats Eddie on his shoulder, earning a disheartened frown. Chris turns around to resume his game, and Buck enters the kitchen to refill his water bottle.

"Great, now that's over. Now, all you have to do is tell the crew."

"You didn't tell the 118?"

"No, I thought you did."

"Why would I tell them you spend all day with them?"

"Who doesn't know? Hen knows that means Chim knows; therefore, Maddie knows."

"Buck knows."

"Ravi was your best man, so if he doesn't know, he's more of a himbo than me."

"Bobby knows from our anniversary dinner."

"Did you tell Athena?"

"No, she scares me. But she's not stupid she has to know."

"How about this? At the Halloween party, just announce it. You'll have everyone in the same room and only have to do it once."

"That's not a bad idea."

"Look at you, Buck-a-roo."

"I help."

Buck smiles like a puppy dog, receiving a cheek rub from Y/N as his face falls in thought.

"Same room?"

"What? What's wrong now?"

"The holidays. Last year, we were in Cancun with the crew for Thanksgiving, and-"

"You were in the hospital for Christmas."

"So, which family gets what holiday?"

"My family hates Thanksgiving, so we do Christmas in Texas."

"My family will kill me and send a search party for me if I miss a New York Christmas two years in a row."

"You are just adding to the headcannon."

"Here we go again."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Eddie thinks I'm in a mafia family just because I'm a New York Italian."

"Your father's name is Don. You have a weird fascination with gold chains and wearing sunglasses all day, you have a cousin named Vinny, you call people meatball, you said they called you Baby Gambino when you were a kid-"

"Because I was a chubby kid and snuck off to our family's bakery..."

"It's not just a bakery; it's bakeries, meat markets, pizzerias, wine shops, grocery stores, and that's just the stuff you've mentioned."

"... and I don't know how many times I have to tell you my father's name is John, but with his accent, it sounds like Don. You know what, how about you ask him? We do Thanksgiving in Texas and Christmas in New York, and when we're all at the table, you can ask him in front of my whole family."

"Maybe I will."

"If you want to die."

Y/N playfully nudges Buck into a light chuckle.

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yours-trudy · 6 months

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Get it? Because chicken, a flight, and Seth being Trudy's pillar of support?

#Yours Trudy #webcomic #comics #artists on tumblr #comics on tumblr #276 #holiday plans

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tattoorue · 1 year

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#funny #funny post #lol #funny meme #funny memes #life #lmao #too funny #for real #truth #preach #funny relatable #so relatable #costco #hell #happy thanksgiving #thanksgiving #holiday plans

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mbrainspaz · 6 months

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their son is like a mini Ben Shapiro and none of them are vaccinated.

#holiday plans #thanksgiving #just gonna show up to collect leftovers and leave tbh #right wingers #save me from my family

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all-things-fandomstuck · 1 year

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I'm agitated. Actually, pissed would probably be closer. I told my dad I was thinking about going back home for Christmas to see the rest of my family, and not to tell anyone, and what does he fucking do?!

He tells my mom!!!!

Now I'm not sure whether to lie, and try to keep the surprise, or tell her the truth, and have to hear how I don't have to do that, and that I should save my money.

Either way, he's a dead man.

#fandom speaks #personal #rant #holiday travel #holiday plans

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bihansthot · 5 months

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It was almost 65 yesterday and today is 35, wtf. I hate it when the weather can’t make up its mind, hello it’s December fucking snow already. This shit better get it together before the holidays, we rented a vacation home up state (we decided to do a family vacation rather than a Vegas trip to celebrate my transplant anniversary if you missed that post) and I want my white Christmas dammit! I guess I don’t want it to snow too badly though because my folks are flying up and my in-laws are flying in as well so we need the airports to be clean but I want snow!! Big fluffy white Christmas snow! 😭 This vacation is going to be such a wild time, my well I guess he’s my father-in-law but he doesn’t consider my partner his child so I don’t know what he technically is lol my mother-in-law’s common law husband is just wild (in like a bad redneck way) and very colorful language wise and my Mother is extremely catholic so it’s always fun when they get together. I will be spending it cooking all the things with my Mom and drinking often lol 😂 expect lots of dumb late night posts around Christmas. I might not be as active here or on discord while my family is in town but I will try and check in. I’m very excited though but also stressed lol I absolutely love my Dad and Mother-in-law so I’m very excited to see them and I’m cautiously optimistic about having a great time with Mom now that we’ve done so much work repairing our relationship.

#holiday plans #im so excited #family stuff #Christmas excitement #heart transplant #anniversary celebration

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shedontlovehuhself · 5 months

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Wonder if Misha will be skiing in Utah(where he was in April) or if he'll be elsewhere with the kids?

#misha #holiday plans

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rainyfestivalsweets · 5 months

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11/21/23

Day 2 of calling in sick.

It is not easy to take down time.

But I am trying really hard, ya'll.

Watching movies and drinking bone broth.

Rest rest rest rest.

It is so hard-

- to not be doing stuff.

- to not be eating all the things.

- to not be biking or doing something.

- ugg.

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kelcipher · 1 year

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I have similar holiday plans.

#bungalow_jonathan #Christmas #tiktok #holiday plans

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sugarhai · 1 year

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cancel stressful plans and relax

#holiday plans #relax #do nothing #kawaii art #mental health

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tattoorue · 1 year

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swamiswampy · 1 year

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Kind of wild that I will be leaving for New York in a week. Even wilder that it has been three years since I was there last.

#life #holiday plans #i am excited but also am missing prime cozy home times

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kelleah-meah · 1 year

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My Christmastide Plans

Just a little blueprint for how I plan to spend the next 12 days off work and trying to recover from the organized chaos of 2022.

Of course, the best laid schemes of mice and men ...

Here it goes:

Friday, Dec 23

Med / Tao / Tar 🧘‍♀️ ☑️

Exercise 💪🏽

Finish grocery shopping 🛒 ✅

Watch “The Strike” episode (s9, e10) of Seinfeld 📺 ✅

Watch Christmas movies I don’t hate (Klaus, Scrooged and How The Grinch…) 🍿 ☑️

Wrap Christmas gifts 🎁 ✅

Twist my hair 💆🏾‍♀️ ☑️

Saturday, Dec 24 *

Drive to Mom's house 🏡 ✅

Wash laundry 🧺 ☑️

Sunday, Dec 25 *

Christmas at Mom's house 🎄 ✅

Monday, Dec 26 *

Drive home 🏠 ✅

Fold laundry 🧺 ☑️

Create digital vision board for new year 👁️‍🗨️

Watch JS movie #1 - Tuff Turf 🎥 ☑️

Tuesday, Dec 27

Doctor's appointment 🩺 ✅

Call Leslie and catch up ☎

Go see Basquiat exhibition in NYC 🖼️

Begin organizing home office 🗄️

Watch JS movie #2 - Supernova 🎥

Wednesday, Dec 28

Med / Tao / Tar 🧘‍♀️

Exercise 💪🏽

Puzzle Time 🧩

Continue organizing home office 🗄️

Shadow work and paint 🎨

Thursday, Dec 29

Puzzle Time 🧩

Run gallery payroll 💵 ☑️

Create a blog post 📝 ☑️

Continue organizing home office 🗄️

Watch JS movie #3 - Music of Chance 🎥

Friday, Dec 30

Exercise 💪🏽

Write in journal ✍️

Puzzle Time 🧩

Continue organizing home office 🗄️

Shadow work and paint 🎨

Saturday, Dec 31

Read my book 📖

Deep clean kitchen floor 🧼

Place the December wins in the orange jar 🥇✅

Continue organizing home office 🗄️

Dance Party! 💃🏽

Sunday, Jan 1

Meditate 🧘‍♀️ ☑️

New Year's Day tarot reading 🃏 ☑️

Cook New Year's Day meal 👩🏽‍🍳 ✅

Write in journal ✍️

Enjoy JS marathon - Dream Lover, Keys to Tulsa & the 9th season of The Blacklist 🎬 ✅

Monday, Jan 2

Exercise 💪🏽

Continue to fix storage issue on Lila Mae 🖥️

Create financial plan for the new year 💳

Review info on capsule wardrobes 👗

Wash laundry 🧺 ☑️

Tuesday, Jan 3

Fold laundry 🧺 ☑️

Promote new blog post 📯 ☑️

Watch JS movie #4 - Alien Hunter 🎥 ✅

Twist my hair 💆🏾‍♀️ ✅

If you're wondering was "JS" stands for, it's James Spader. I'm on a bit of an obsessive kick about him right now. I'm bingeing The Blacklist on Netflix, but I also want to check out the free films available on other streaming services. Don't judge.

As I move through the days, I'm marking each item with a blue or green check mark. The green check ✅ means I did the activity on the day I planned to do it.

The blue check ☑️ means I did the activity, just not on the day I planned to do it.

Ok. That's it for now. I'm interested in seeing how this will go.

#christmastide #holiday plans #christmas plans #shadow work #witchblr #james spader #heathens doing heathen things

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petscoboba · 26 days

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I want Toby Fox three years after the last chapter to make a game where it's just the Fun Gang going on a road trip to the east coast to go fishing. They raid a gas station on the way to grabs snacks for the road (and the lobsters they catch). Happy April Fool's.

#deltarune #susie deltarune #noelle deltarune #noelle holiday #kris dreemurr #fishing momence #I have one more page I wanted to draw for this little idea #but i'll have to get to it at a later date when i've got more energy #in reality this idea started as a way for me to draw kris happy after highschool #i relate to kris' lethargy a lot-- so i wanted to see them still trying to make the most of it despite their depressive nature #(perhaps if kris can find a way out maybe i can too?)#it's hard. it's really hard when you feel like you've got really nothing to look towards to #but i hope they can find meaning anyways. i hope they smile one day and i hope it's a real one #pssstt! chronologically this post takes place after another comic i have planned in the midst. it'll take 10 years to complete but one day.#that comic. will not be a happy one #heeeheehoohoo

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humanransome-note · 4 months

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Christmas plans include but are not limited to…

Mead

Ice cream

Cheap freezer taquitos

Drunk video games

Wondering why Chocolate Chip is so small but also so stinky

Busting several (possibly drunken) nuts

Nap