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SV: He said that he wants to bite my finger off. JB: Yeah. He put it up and I almost grabbed it, outside with the cameras. SV: Was that Holyfield, the boxer with the ear? JB: Yeah, yeah. I was going for it but couldn't get there in time. I was actually just going to straighten it up. It was falling over.

(Hungary 2011, Post-Qualifying Press Conference)

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You’re a Shapeshifter who was wounded by a monster hunter, in a last ditch effort for survival you shifted into a normal household pet and were whisked away by a plain human unaware of the supernatural where you’ve lived for the past three years. You thought you were safe, but they’re back…

#ooooo #thoughts

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So for the one word + pairing

Please do lano and pierre

And heat 👹

Ps love the one ypur wrote for me abkut past maxiel and I need more pretty please 🙏 🫶🫶🫶

Oh friend, the idea this sparked that @f1-birb fed into is just 🤌

Pierre didn't think he had ever felt comfier in his entire life than right now with Lando Norris tucked into his arms.

The alpha was rumbling softly. His warm around Pierre’s waist, and his nose tucked into Pierre’s neck as Pierre carded gentle fingers through his thick curls. He gently worked out a few knots, making his own soft noise back at Lando and radiating happiness at having the man he had been courting in his arms like this.

Pierre was honestly still in awe that Lando had said yes to an omega courting him.

He knew what others said about. He knew that no one looked at him and ever thought of him as an omega. He was too confident snd aggressive. He was too flirty and outgoing. His time wasn't spent building nests and he had never been one to automatically award an alpha respect just because of his status. People often blamed his rough play fighting on the fact he had alpha brothers but Pierre always scoffed and measured them that this was just him. Sharp edges and all.

Yet that didn't stop people from commenting on his secondary gender. They even went as far as taking about his scent. They pointed out how while he had an underlying tinge of omega to his scent, it was generslly more like an alpha's in that he had been told it was like smoke and leather while Charles and other omegas he knew smelt sweet all the time.

So when he had approached Lando, the alpha who had caught his eye, with a courting gift, Pierre had expected to be rejected. Instead Lando had cradled the gift against his chest as if it were precious with a pink blush on his cheeks and eyes filled with wonder. He had let Pierre court him, let him take him on dates and never once seemed embarrassed ro resentful thay Pierre wanted to take charge of the relationship.

In fact Lando seemed quiet happy to follow Pierre’s lead which was why Pierre needed to bring up something they hadn't talked about before; his heat.

It was coming up over summer break, and while they already had plans together, Pierre wanted to give Lando the option to spend it with him or not. Most alphas would assume it was their right to spend his heat with him, but Lando hadn't even brought it up. He hadn't once implied or prodded, and it had made Pierre happy to know he wasn't pushing something like this on Pierre like past partners had before him.

"Hey, you awake?", Pierre asked softly, tugging at curls gently, "I need to talk to you about something"

" 'm awake", Lando mumbled into Pierre’s neck before letting the other guide his head back so they could look at each other after sharing a soft kiss.

"So, do you um....do you want to share my heat with me over summer break?"

The reaction those words got weren't one that Pierre expected as Lando looked at him in confusion. His eyes narrowed and his nose crinkled adorably as Pierre looked at him. He could smell Lando's confusion clearly in his scent before Lando tilted his head like a curios puppy.

"You're an omega?"

Pierre had to blinked rapidly as he now looked at his partner in confusion.

"Yes? Isn't it obvious?", Pierre raised an eyebrow because it should be. He should be able to smell it on him, or at least smell his arousal when they were getting handsy even if they' hadn't had sex yet.

"Um....no?", Lando squaked softly with a laugh but he didn't look horrified or put off by the idea as he leaned in to kiss Pierre’s cheek.

"How didn't you know?? Its all over my scent!"

Lando just looked at him shyly before he shrugged and made a soft admission.

"Oh, I'm uh, I'm nose blind"

#omega pierre au #pando #pierre/lando #lando/pierre

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Can you write something about Max/Lando, them having a bad bad fight before China GP, and whole weekend not being in contact, and then once they both are in podium, Max makes amends and they apologise, and Max is so happy to see his bf in podium

Max couldn't even really remember why the fight had started over a week ago now, but he felt Lando's absence like hole in his soul. His fingers had reached for a body that was missing every night that they spent apart since Lando had gone back to his own apartment, leaving Max in the ruins of their angry words. He had spent days trying to figure out what to say. How to break this silence between them that had seemed never ending, especially when Lando had told him he was flying to China with the team and not Max as they had planned. Max had hoped that they'd get a chance to talk then, but Lando had changed the plans to avoid him, and Max knew it was because his words had hurt Lando. The two of them had backed themselves into a corner during that fight. It was the worst one they had ever had in the three years they'd been together, and Max had gotten frustrated enough to lash out at Lando in a way he knew would hurt. He knew he had fucked up the moment all the fight had drained out of Lando's body, and he had to give him space. He knew that, but it hurt. He had wanted to fall to his knees there and then and apologize until Lando forgave him but he hadn't. He had let Lando go, and they had only shared a few polite words until now. Now, as Max glanced to his right as the crowds cheered, Lando was there beside him. Lando, beautiful Lando, who had driven that car to P2. His boyfriend who had put the car on pole for the sprint, and fought hard to prove everyone and anyone that had a bad word to say about him that they were wrong. He looked like he belonged right there. Made for podiums and more to come, and Max couldn't stop grinning at him. He tried to not be so obvious about it but judging by the fond looks Lando was giving him, he was failing miserably at that as he sprayed with champagne. His laughter and joy drowned by the alcohol, and Max couldn't stop grinning. Getting off the podium was a blur, but all Max knew were Lando's hand on his back until they managed to find somewhere, anywhere, that there weren't people after telling their teams they needed the loo and to clean up. He wasn't sure how he got away with it but it didn't matter when Lando was right there, in his space and smiling. Max whispered apologies against his lips, accepting forgiveness and giving it in the same breath between kisses. The two of them absolving each other of the pains of their fight until all that was left was joy and love and laughter between stolen kisses and teeth clacking. The "i love you" that was whispered into his neck as they held each other tasted sweeter than any kiss or champagne or win.

#norstappen #max/lando #lando/max

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Do you have any thoughts on strollis and them being apart in the cbau? Did either of them pine for the other or were they forgotten?

I haven't thought of this au in a long time but let's see

I think they probably both thought about each other, especially at the start. Lance misses his best friend, misses the comfort and escape that the Norris's gave him from his own family, and of course wonders what would have happened if he had asked Lando out

Lando is the same. He misses Lance. He hates his new school. He has a really bad time with anxiety and depression and making friends. He just wants to go back.

I think because they're young teens, there's a little bit of pining at the start but eventually, as their lives separate completely, they just move on. They each become a distant thought. One that probably occasionally makes them feel sad or wonder where the other is now but that's about it

#cbau #childhood bestfriends au #strollis #pre-strollis

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lewdo proud

Lando was almost glowing.

That was the only word that Lewis could think of. It was the only thing that came close to describing Lando in this moment. He wasn't even doing anything in particular. He was just laying on the bed shirtless in a pair of Lewis's sweatpants. He was smiling at something on his phone, and he just looked so beautiful.

He couldn't help but lean against the doorframe and just take him in.

It wasn't often that they got moments like this, and it had been two weeks since Lewis had gotten more than a few stolen kisses. The two of them had been pulled in so many different directions, and now, finally, he had his love back where he belonged.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

Lando's voice pulled Lewis from his thoughts, and he noticed that Lando had dropped the phone. He was looking at Lewis now with a grin on his face that was half smushed into a pillow because he had rolled onto his side.

"Looking at you, love", Lewis smiled, and took pride in the blush that graced Lando's face that he tried to hide in the pillow.

"Shut up", Lando's mumbled into the pillow but as Lewis walked to the bed and shifted until he was laying on his side with only a little bit of space between them, "Missed you"

"I missed you too, love", Lewis replied and leaned in to kiss Lando's forehead softly.

The sweet sigh he got in return made Lewis want to tuck the two of them away somewhere where no one would ever find them. He would leave it all behind for this man as Lando shifted closer until his forehead was under Lewis's chin and his arm was clutching at Lewis as if he'd disappear.

He'd give up racing and podiums and dreams for the ability to stay like this for eternity but he knew they couldn't. Lando had that hunger in him. The same one that Lewis had been caring for and nurturing all these years. It was growing in Lando with every single podium he collected and with every drive like the weekend that had just passed, Lando was showing everyone just what he was becoming and what was still to come.

Lewis could never and would never take that from him. He wanted to be the person on the step with him when Lando achieved everything he had set out to. He wanted to be there to show everyone how proud he was on the man that stole his heart.

He'd just keep these moments, the one where Lando was relaxed and soft and sleep warm, to himself and hold on from what was to come with time.

#lewis/lando #lando/lewis #lewdo

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Prince and the pauper au! I have never before heard about it! More of it please

Yes Prince and Pauper au! I've mentioned it a few times but not in a while!

Essentially Lando is the youngest son of the noble Button-Vettel family. He was always, in his words, the odd one out of his brothers. He was sickly as a child and quiet. He wasn't outspoken like his oldest brother Charles or studious like George. He was quiet, liked art and reading, preferred working with is Papa doing charity work than schooling and wanted to teach art to children.

Pierre is the local rogue who has it out for the rich that abuse their people. He likes and respects Jenson because Jenson is a good man, and is always ready to work as a doctor free of charge and open his purse to support the people in his and neighboring villages, but mostly Pierre spends time going around freeing people from awful land lords and tyrant Lords, bringing money and food back to the people as best he can. He also helps in other ways like defending people, and working with the people.

When Lando turned twenty-one, his father (jenson) told him that they had already started looking for someone for Lando to marry. Lando argued against it. His brothers got to marry for love, so why was he being pushed into this? No matter how hard he argued, he was told that he didn't know what was best for him and he needed someone to care for him so they were finding him a match and he would marry them. He even went to George to try get his middle brother on side, but George snapped and told Lando he had always been a worry for their parents and a burden and to make this easy on them (Charles was away during this so Lando could only write him a letter and hope it got to him).

Lando runs away because he realizes that there is no winning this. He cant accept his life as is and be miserable, or he can take matters into his own hands so he does. He takes a few belongings, some rations from the kitchen, and he escapes the grounds of his home after leaving a letter behind.

It's Jenson and Sebastian that hire Pierre to bring back their son because they never meant for this to happen and just want Lando home and safe. Pierre takes the job out of respect to Jenson, but fully expects Lando to just be a rich, spoiled brat throwing a tantrum until he meets him and everything he thought gets blown away

#pierre/lando #lando/pierre #prince and the pauper au #pando

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Charlando anon here once again <3 Maybe Charlando with possesive? Inspired by the video where Carlos and Lando are shaking hands and Charles gets jealous so Charles decides to show Lando to who he really belongs too 👀

Let's go👀

Charles wasn't necessarily a jealous person. He used to think of jealously as an ugly emotion. That it was something that made a person weaker because it meant they had no trust in the one they loved or faith in their relationship, but he was no stranger to the insidious furl of jealously despite knowing his relationship was sold and his trust in Lando was bullet proof. It didn't even have anything to do with Lando, or the attention he got from others because Charles knew Lando was beautiful. He loved watching people try to catch Lando's attention and fail because he only had eyes for Charles, but there was one sore spot in their relationship that made Charles feel like a green eyed monster: Carlos. Sure, Charles was friends with his teammate but he was also aware of the fact that Carlos wanted Lando. He made it no secret. He had even drunkenly told Charles that he was waiting for the day Charles fucked up and he could swoop in, and Charles had never forgotten how serious the other had sounded. So when Lando barely glanced at him, only giving him a teasing look and comment about his jeans before reaching for Carlos who looked smug, Charles felt the jealousy burn. He had tried to play it off as a joke. He pretended to be the snubbed friend, reaching his own hand out and then joining their handshake that was lasting for far longer than it should. He played it up for the cameras he knew were watching and tried to not think about sabotaging is teammates car. Now, however, Charles was able to quiet that horrible feeling in his chest because it was his lips that were pressing kisses to a tanned neck, making Lando sigh and moan softly. It was Charles's hands on that waist that drove him insane whenever Lando wore something tight. His teeth leaving bruises across collarbones and down pecs as a hand trembled in his hair, encouraging him as Lando arched into his touch. "Charles", his name fell from Lando's lips like a prayer as Charles smirked. Charles didn't need Lando to say the words out loud because he knew. He knew that Lando was his and he was Lando's as he lost himself in the pleasure of making Lando shake apart underneath him until he was repeating Charles's name as if it was the only thing he could remember.

#charlando #charles/lando #lando/charles #charlando anon

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You are absolutely wonderful and so pure of heart. You always make me smile and there is a special place in my heart for you. Seeing you on my dash makes my day and I wish you nothing but the best because you deserve it.

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Send me one word + a pairing and I’ll write a little something.

Lance/Esteban and collar

"Putain de merde!" The moment the words leave Esteban's lips as the taller man jumped, grasping at his chest as if he was about to have a heart attack, Lance burst into laughter. He wrapped his arm around his stomach. His laughter leaving him doubled over as Esteban continued to curse him out in French until he had regained enough strength to grab the tea towel off the counter. It should probably hurt more than it does when he whacks Lance with it, but Lance doesn't really feel it. He was too busy still trying to draw air into his lungs as he choked on his own laughter at the face Esteban had made when he had surprised him. "I could have DIED, Lance", Esteban cursed dramatically after tossing the tea towel over Lance's head and turning back to where he had been keeping an eye on the food he was making, "Asshole" "I'm sorry", Lance snickered as he pulled the tea towel from his head and tossed it towards the door to their utility room, "You're just too easy to scare" Esteban shot him a dirty look before he went back to stirring the food and muttering under his breath. Occasionally, he looked at Lance again and glared in a way that really just looked ridiculous on his boyfriend and had Lance biting the inside of his cheek to stop a smile. Eventually Lance sighed and wrapped his arms around Esteban's waist and hooked his chin over the other's shoulder to kiss his cheek. "I'm sorry", Lance mumbled, "I'm sorry you're such a scaredy cat" The light slap to the back of his head was still worth it when he got a kiss on the forehead. "I'm getting you a collar with a bell so you can't snuck up one me any more"

Send me one word + a pairing and I’ll write a little something.

#lesteban #esteban/lance #lance/esteban

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I love this so much 🥹♥️

for @f1-disaster-bi, a silly thing I wrote set in her mafia au

Lando wakes up slowly, still feeling groggy as he tries to wade through the leftover haze of sleep. His eyes ease themselves open, vision blurry until he blinks the world into focus and sees Lance standing at the end of his bed, arms folded tightly across his chest and mouth pulled into a frown.

Lando groans.

"Don't you fucking groan at me you little shit."

Lando groans again to be childish and then pouts at the much lighter than it probably should have been smack to his blanket covered foot.

"You're a trouble magnet and very annoying."

He blinks big eyes at his husband, looking up through his lashes juts his bottom lip out a little bit further. He counts to three and fights back the smug grin as Lance sighs and comes to sit in the chair near the head of the bed.

"In my defence," he watches Lance's eyebrows creep closer to his hairline, "what was I meant to do? Let him shoot up the supermarket?"

"That's so not the point. You didn't tell anyone you were going out." Lance huffs.

"I am more than capable of getting myself ice cream, thank you husband of mine."

Lance's eye twitches and Lando reaches out with his good arm to offer his hand. That's when he notices the thin bandage wrapped around the skin below his elbow.

Lance suddenly looks guilty, bottom lip pulled between his teeth.

"What. The fuck. Is that?" Lando breaks up the question, squeezing Lance's fingers tighter and tighter and eliciting a wince.

"Nothing. There was something on the ground of the shop, cut you, you wouldn't have noticed with the adrenaline."

Lando yanks on Lance's arm sharply and hisses, "Liar liar, pants on fire. What the fuck, Lance?"

"ImighthaveaskediftheycouldputatrackerinyousothatIcan'tloseyoueveragain..."

Lando blinks. Lance sighs and opens his mouth to repeat himself, knowing it'll be Lando's demand but he isn't expecting the nasty little pinch to the thin skin on the back of his hand.

"Do not put trackers in people, what the fuck is wrong with you?!"

#mafia au #look everyone! #birb wrote me some fun mafia au 🥹 #lance/lando #lando/lance #strollis

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I always love mafia au!!! Lando and lance in this au are just perfect!

Thank you!! I love them in Mafia au and it's so fun to write more of them!

I just had that little idea and couldn't help it because let's face it, Lando would get into the weirdest issues outside of being married to the head of a crime family and everyone would just be staring at him like "explain please"

Also Lance definitely threatens on getting Lando some form of GSP tracker so they can keep a better eye on him

#mafia au #strollis #lance/lando #lando/lance

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Why have I always thought you were german?? Just realised you're irish

Ajsjdj I find that so funny anon 😂

I am not German. I am very Irish (well, there's some English on my Nans side but we pretend that doesn't exist). I'm Irish born and raised. I come from a town in a county in Munster.

I could possibly have some German in me? I don't know my paternal side of the family at all or the sperm donor that helped conceive me so who knows what else is in my heritage 😂

I also speak some German and am studying it German history as part of my PhD so maybe that's where you got it from?

But I am proud Irish woman 🇮🇪

#emmy things

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@f1-birb is being my level of angst mean right now 😭

@f1-disaster-bi doesn't like my norrix soulmate au thoughts

#birb #birbs norrix soulmate au

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I was tagged by the lovely @princelancey ❤️

Last song listened to: Bruises by Renee Rapp

Favorite color: goes between an emerald green and dark burgundy red

Currently watching: Scream Queens (I needed an easy rewatch and I love cheesy horror)

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: Savory and spicy. I don't particularly like sweet things. I prefer spicy nuts or any form of crisps

Current obsession: Oh I have more than a few right now: Bridgeton, 9-1-1, All for The Game and The Sunshine Court, silly little mobile games that make my brain quiet

Last thing I googled: Um, a little strange but it was "Cultural Policies in Stalinist era Czechoslovakia" followed by "Cultural Policies in Stalinist era GDR" 😅

I tag the usual suspects and apologise for how many times I've tagged them today 😂 @f1-birb @wolfsbanesbite @faerieroyal

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I was tagged by my dearest @princelancey to post five song i've been enjoying recently 🎶

I love you, bitch - Fletcher

Break my heart again - FINNEAS

Austin - Dasha

Bruises - Renee Rapp

Pretty Handsome Awkward - The Used

This was fun! I tag my dear @f1-birb, @wolfsbanesbite

#music ask

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15 Questions

Thank you for tagging me in this @f1-birb

1. Are you named after anyone?

My middle name is my Grandmother's name, but if fictional characters count then my first name is also after someone. It's a character from a book by a classical author my Mam loves

2. When was the last time you cried?

Um, Sunday night/Monday morning while reading a AFTG fic that made me very sad and then very mad.

3. Do you have kids?

Unless you count my cat, then no. I do not have kids, but maybe someday

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

I used to play Gaelic football, football, tag rugby and I ran cross country but not for long or very seriously?

However I did swim competitively until my late teens. I was on my town's swim team and won a good few medals for induvial and relay races. I have some County and National medals for my Butterfly stroke but I quit when it stopped being fun, I had my LC coming up and I did damage to my shoulder

5. Do you use sarcasm?

The day I don't use sarcasm is the day I die

6. What is the first thing you notice about people?

Hmmm, their eyes and smile? Maybe their shoulders too

7. What is your eye colour?

I have very green eyes, like proper green eyes. The kind they stereotype us Irish with sometimes 😂

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

I do love a happy ending but I love horror movies more. I live and breath them. I love all the different genre's of horror except maybe gore. I'm actually planning a Scream re-watch soon even if the third movie is crap

9. Any talents?

I can sing somewhat well? I play the piano and have since I was eight but I wouldn't say I'm talented at it. I'm better at teaching it because I am not a very technical player, I am more musically inclined which makes some pieces a dick to play.

Is being annoying a talent? I'm sure my friends would argue that as well as being clumsy as one of my talents

10. Where were you born?

In a county that I didn't and have never lived in in Ireland because our local hospital was shit the year I was born (newsflash: it's still shit)

11. What are your hobbies?

I read a lot and across a lot of genres. I love a good documentary. I love writing, even it doesn't love me. I love going for walks and going swimming. I see travelling as a hobby, but by that I mean even going to a town I haven't been too back home and just wandering (I'm broke and don't have much money for international travel beyond doing so for my research).

I enjoy cross-stitching!

I adore baking and am very sad that I don't have an oven in my little flat over here in Czechia.

12. Do you have any pets?

I do! Currently I have two cats that can be considered family pets although one is purely mine and I pay for him.

There's my sisters cat Echo who is pure black and looks like Toothless with her ears back, and there is my absolute disaster of a cat, Oliver, who is white and ginger and the dumbest creature to ever grace this Earth and purrs like a tractor

13. How tall are you?

On a good day? 5'4

14. Favorite subject at school?

English and History were always my favourite subjects. I could never choose between the two. I loved reading and literature and poetry and picking things apart until they made sense.

The same with History. I loved following sources to find the truth or the best interpretation of the truth through various documents and existing literature. I like giving a voice back to moments forgotten or that haven't gotten the attention they deserve which is why I decided to make a career out of it (if possible)

15. Dream job?

I would love to be an author, but I don't have that type of talent or perseverance.

I will happily settle and aim to be a proper Historian

Time to tag some more fun people to answer these! Off to the usual suspects @princelancey, @wolfsbanesbite, @faerieroyal

#tag game #get to know emmy