#hiii sorry i yeeted

[rufinator]

Scribble of my Praetorian

#my art #fanart #oc #hiii sorry i yeeted #digital art #sketch #doodle #alien #aliens #xenomorph #praetorian #queen #drawing #art #horror #sci-fi #aliens vs predators #avp #monsters #creatures #space #shade

[brandogenius]

hiii babe! could you write something about like famous rockstar reader says in an interview that Naomi is her celebrity crush and like what would happen after?

ofc!! i love this omf

‼️RPF‼️

BLURB - naomi x reader - celebrity crush

- i feel like reader definitely says it on accident. something where they were just babbling away and didn’t realise until it was said and goes like “oH-“ clearly embarrassed and a blushing. i imaging it might be a live interview with an audience and everyone’s like freaking out

- people in said audience would post it to twt and it would go viral. fans are freaking out over it. you really share a fanbase with muna from you opening for munas tour so you’re familiar and friends with muna as it is. people hearing you say naomi is your celebrity crush has everyone theorising, talking about the times you were caught on munas tour vlogs, hanging out in the back of the shot with naomi

- naomi obviously hears about this and honestly the only thought i can imagine they feel is the 👀 emoji. they think you’re attractive but hearing your say they are your celebrity crush has them twirling their hair and kicking their feet fr

- naomi contenplating on whether or not to slide into your dms. funny or serious? sliding in with a meme or not? it has them stressing about it to the point they are screaming into the pillow with katie rubbing their back and jo trying to scroll through their meme folder trying to find a meme that fits the situation for naomi to send to you

- i can see naomi biting the bullet and sending a 👀 😏 with a meme at like idk 4 am not expecting you to reply / be awake so they have time to freak out but the minute they see the ‘seen’ not even 5 seconds after posting has them screaming and being prepared to yeet themselves out the window

- all three crowded around their phone at 4:30am watching you type and stop typing, type and stop typing until you stop typing and end up leaving naomi on read

- “bummer. major L on your part” “jo i swear to fuck”

- naomi prepared for defeat giving up, coming up with an excuse if you end up not replying within the next day. but really you just fell asleep on your phone 😭

- naomi falling asleep from nerves ? if that’s even a thing. so anxious and worried if they just destroyed their friendship with you from two simple emojis they end up waking up like shit. hair tossed. phone charger embedded into their cheek you know that type of sleep.

- waking up to their phone with 4 new messages from you. sent like 2 hours ago, naomi’s like “oh shit ok here we go ok we got this-“ to click on the messages seeing you ramble in their dms like “sorry if i made you uncomfortable-“ and naomi is just texting back like “no- you didn’t? i’m surprised. your celebrity crush is me? outta all people”

- you replying instantly which gives naomi a heart attack smh. you’re like “yeah- you’re just really cool and honestly you’ve been my crush for a pretty long time “ and naomi is totally not freaking out absolutely not. no no. totally not running into the kitchen where katie is at the table reading something in her phone and jo is making some toast.

- naomi reading the message over and over trying to form a thought but nothings there just a bunch of screaming like spongebob in the office

- “how about i take you out for dinner tonight?” and pressed send and it’s that tiktok / vine of the person pressing send and running away screaming. expecting you to either decline or leave naomi on read

- you respond though like “as long as we get ice cream then hell yeah” and naomi is stood in the kitchen like “holy shit”

- “alright owe up, gimme that $20. told you it’d happen” “you two did not place bets” “we absolutely did”

#pom writes #naomi mcpherson x reader #naomi mcpherson one shot #naomi mcpherson au #naomi mcpherson angst #naomi mcpherson fluff #naomi mcpherson fanfic #naomi mcpherson blurb #naomi mcpherson headcanons #muna one shot #muna au #muna fluff #muna fanfic #muna x reader #muna headcanons #muna blurb #muna angst

[swampstew]

Hiii I hope you know your one of the greatest unappreciated writers I’ve ever seen and your very nice 😊

I’m kind of shy so I’ll make this quick since I’m not the best at this if you want to write for yandere luffy maybe you could write this you don’t have too platonic/romantic fluffy headcanons of yandere luffy having a shy timid soft s/o who’s nerdy and smart? But they try to match his energy in a cute way? Like being cheerful and not so fearful? And hug him more because they want to make him feel loved? Feel free to take your time or ignore have fun!

Hi anon ~ that's so sweet and kind of you to say <3 Sorry I took some time on this but this is now the kick off on my Yandere Content Week! Thank you for your request, I gave it my best shot below and hope you like it👉👈

WC: 661 CW: SFW; not-gender specific reader; Yandere Luffy; kidnapping reader; maybe stockholm? sorry if it's awful or too OOC or not Yandere enough I am just a little lady trying my best!

Bless both your souls. You thought he was just really friendly, and you’re not wrong he is – just uhhh he doesn’t really take no for an answer and he reeeeeallllyy wants you to join his crew. What does he have to do to convince you to go with him? Job or education? No need when you’re a pirate! A resume is more important than a diploma (no offense Robin). Worried about your safety? Don’t! What else are you saying? He can’t hear you over the sound of the whistling air as he yeets you from your island on to his ship. Why would he do that? Well cause if you had it your way, he’d have to fight every person you cared about to keep them from holding you back from him. Man, woman, child, he does not give a shit, square up!

The ship is already in motion so you’re stuck with the Straw Hat crew. The others seem mildly surprised, something about Luffy not hyper focusing on any one person so long that he resorts to kidnapping (often) but stranger things have happened – moving on. You’re lucky, all things considering. Luffy is literally the best pirate from the Worst Generation to be snatched by. He’s goofy by nature and generally kind. But oh boy is he selfish. Well, you would know now wouldn’t you?

Luffy can be selfish but he would never want you to be unhappy so he’ll do anything to make sure you’re having a good time. Want to fish with him? Catch bugs with him? Explore a thick jungle and see what wild creatures you’ll come across? You find yourself running after him, he is pretty fun and honestly, reckless, and constantly needs your help getting unstuck from wherever he ended up wedged in. When you’re travelling on the sea for weeks on end, Luffy keeps you company as you read Robin’s books, or as you watch and ask Franky questions about himself and his robotics, he doesn’t care – he just likes spending time with you. Especially since you’ve started coming out of your shell lately.

Luffy was afraid at first that you hated and resented him for taking you. And you did but even you had to admit that being around the rubber man wasn’t as bad as you initially thought. Just, your consent would have been cool first, that’s all. Nevertheless, Luffy brought out the best in you – without him, you wouldn’t have known how exciting life could be, and you certainly hadn’t expected him to be so in sync with you. It’s like he always knew what you needed before you did. Or maybe it was the crew pitching in and giving him an edge but all you knew is that you’ve never been treated as kindly or as well before. Luffy gives you all his attention, he listens with enthusiasm as you share the things you enjoy or the new things you discover. He goes the extra mile to make sure you get whatever you want. In return you also reciprocate the enthusiasm and attention.

Luffy’s content with the relationship never getting physical or even romantic, it does not really matter to him all he wants is you, on his crew but specifically with him, and for no one else to ever have you. That works perfectly for you, your feelings on him are still mixed. Over the course of several months, your personality transforms from a shy, self-proclaimed nerdy person to a more confident version of yourself. Luffy teaches and instills you with empowerment, assertiveness, even cockiness! You went from being stiff and awkward around him to sneaking him hugs from behind, letting him intertwine his fingers with yours, and more often than not, sneaking pokes to each other’s side to elicit maniacal laughter and sharp cries of protest. Neither of you show mercy during these tickle wars, just another trait he rubbed off on you.

#monkey d. luffy #cw yandere #straw hat luffy #swampstew bedtime stories #swampstew stories #swampstew #tw kidnapping #monkey d luffy #one piece luffy #luffy x reader #luffy x you #platonic #oh yandere!

[ohmotherwhereartthou-if]

Hiii I’m new to this Page and I’m so sorry to ask this given how much I love how descriptive the RO’s, and if you are uncomfortable with this question, please ignore this😭…

But what would the RO’s reaction be if after a long night of socializing, they wake in bed next to someone who isn’t MC?

Hello,

You did everything right, don't worry. 😊

I low key would like some more context on this ask though lol. Are the RO's drunk? Who is the stranger? Is this a prank? Since you didn't specify I will make my own conclusions lol.

Edit: This ask low key reminds me of the Sinbad Magi anime where he sleeps next to princess Kougyoku by accident and everyone thought he slept with her but literally nothing happened. lol 😂

Cassandra: I am going to say that she was hosting a party and things were getting late but MC was still very awake so she left things to MC and went to bed. Only for somebody to channel their inner mexican childhood and find some random room to sleep in like they own the house. Dude really just let himself into their bed and passed out next to her, she probably felt the bed dip but thought it was MC and brushed it off. Until she turned around to hug MC and saw somebody else and lost her shit. Screaming and yeeting that man off the bed, with him being so terrified he ran to the balcony and jumped into the bushes to get away.

Valeria: I'm going to say with her this was a prank from MC and her brothers so when MC and her were getting ready for bed, MC goes to the bathroom and tells her to go to sleep while they shower. She gets some rest and feels when the bed dips but the lights are off so she doesn't see anything. She hugs the person next to her and immediately smells somebody else, she squints and asks for MC as she reaches for the lamp next to her. When the light comes on and she sees her twin Marcos resting on the bed blowing her kisses she cusses him out and kicks him off the bed. Cracking up the rest of her brothers and MC, after the immediate irritation blows over she laughs too and admits it was a good prank.

Tomás: Ummm, I am going to say he was at some event with MC and they rested up at a nearby hotel. At the party there was a foreign lady who was thirsting over him but he kept blowing her off, which in terms made her more desperate for him. So when you both got back to the hotel after the party MC said they were going to shower and he got in bed to sleep. He heard the water turn off but didn't know MC was taking their time getting dressed, he heard a door open and then someone climb in bed next to him. He turned over to embrace MC and smelled a odd perfume that MC has never worn but he ignored it. It wasn't until MC turned on the light and he looked up confused at them, that he turned his head to see the lady and he;

flipped. the. hell. out.

Poor man was screaming, utterly terrified and after MC drags her out of the room he is swearing up and down he had no idea it was someone other than MC. Please reassure him that you believe him, he couldn't bear the thought of MC thinking he would ever cheat on them.

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Ludovica: ... I don't how this would happen with her. Probably the same way as Cass but she wouldn't be throwing parties that are not done by like 5 pm.

I'm going to say she attended one of Aurelio's parties with MC and it got dark before they realized it. Aurelio not wanting to send you guys back home in the dark he lets you spend the night in a borrowed room in his mansion. They go to bed together but at some point in the night MC goes to get some water from the kitchens and she stays awake in the dark waiting for them to get back. Some other house guest mistakes the room for their own and goes to bed, she just feels that something is off and says MC's name and the dude yells because she scared him and Vica screams because he scared her. Aurelio and MC sort everything out and while Aurelio escorts the dude back to his room Mc is going to have to calm her down and figure out how to get her back to sleep.

Aurelio: Moron probably threw a party and got too drunk and mistook a guest room for his own. Got in bed sleep there until morning and when someone kept poking his nose and didn't respond to MC's name when he told them to stop he opened his eyes and saw a very unamused noble women.

Aurelio: ... Good morning Signora Moretti.

Signora Moretti: Signore Aurelio. Got lost?

Aurelio: Yeah... so, how did you sleep last night?

Signora Moretti: Get out.

Aurelio: I mean this is technically my house-

Signora Moretti: Out.

Aurelio: Yes, Signora.

Elio: I also don't really know how this would happen to him but let's just keep blaming everything that happens in Romandi on Aurelio.

Elio channels his inner child and got sleepy during a late party and sleep in a random room. A nobleman got into bed with him thinking he was his wife and later when his actual wife turned on the light and both men sat up from under the covers chaos ensues.

"I knew you were gay!"

"Excuse me?! I don't even know this man!"

"I knew it! The way you always looked at your best friend and always prefered spending so much more time with him rather than your own wife!"

"Have you ever thought I prefer to spend more time with him, because he doesn't bitch and moan to me about every little thing!?"

Elio would either say: "Well this is awkward." or "Can you both shut up? I am trying to sleep." or "Where is MC? I think I am lost."

#omwat #ask #ludovica #aurelio #cassandra #elio #valeria #tomas #everything wrong in romandi is aurelio's fault

[bilbosmom-belladonna]

Fic Writer 20 Questions

Thank you for the tag @insertmeaningfulusername! Sorry it took me so long, I was... well, I was adding more fics to my total 😂

1.) How many works do you have on ao3?

8 (hi, I'm new here)

2.) What’s your ao3 word count?

116,779

3.) What fandoms do you write for?

Currently I'm writing for Star Wars and Stranger Things. But who knows where the wind may take me!

4.) What are your top five fics by kudos?

Maybe 10% Better, Stranger Things (Steddie)

Trying to Escape What You Can't Let Go, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (genfic)

Plans, Star Wars: Rebels (Kalluzeb)

Less Talk More Rokk, Stranger Things (Steddie)

A Flimsi Excuse, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Fox/Quinlan Vos)

5.) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Absolutely! I love hearing from people and I love the chance to expand on my thought process during writing. It's like people showing up on my doorstep asking for a live director's cut interview (in the best way). I could talk about that stuff for aaaages.

6.) What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

That would have to be my Jangobi fic A Mandalorian Comes Riding, which is tagged Major Character Death for a reason! Which is funny because I rarely read stories like that but... I wrote one?

7.) What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I mean, there are more than one. For Star Wars it's Trying to Escape What You Can't Let Go, and for Stranger Things/Steddie it's either Maybe 10% Better or my schmoopy Christmas fic, Our Kind of Advent.

8.) Do you get hate on fics?

Uh, not yet?

9.) Do you write smut? If so what kind?

I do! Though I haven't published any yet; stay tuned for January.

10.) Do you write cross overs? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

No, I only write dumb crossovers in my brain. They never have a plot, it's just me going "wouldn't it be cool if..." and then agreeing with myself that it would, indeed, be cool.

11.) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge...

12.) Have you ever had a fic translated?

Not yet, but I am open to it!

13.) Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

I have not! To be honest I have no idea how cowriting works in a practical sense and I don't know if I would actually enjoy it.

14.) What’s your all time favourite ship?

I have never been an OTP kind of gal, so I won't commit myself. I am changeable, like the tides.

15.) What’s a WIP you’d like to finish, but doubt you ever will?

I'm pretty new to writing fic so I don't have a mountain of WIPs (yet?) but I have a Foxiyo fake-marriage fic that I kind of over-plotted in the outline and now my brain doesn't want to sit down and actually write the story. Maybe one day when I've forgotten enough about it I will get back to it.

16.) What are your writing strengths?

I think I am pretty darn good at writing dialogue in general and banter specifically. I love a flirty and/or teasing conversation.

16.) What are your writing weaknesses?

I feel like I have to work very hard to remind myself to include descriptions of places. And like, metaphors. I don't really do a lot of metaphors.

17.) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I've only done a smattering of Mando'a so far, but I'm open to it! I speak French so that's an option, though I don't see it coming up much in the fandoms I currently write in.

18.) First fandom you wrote for?

Star Wars: Rebels; I wrote Plans in 2018 and then just yeeted it into the sun and ran away. Took me until 2023 to start "really" writing.

19.) Favourite fic you’ve ever written?

I'm very proud of Meet in the Middle, the RexObi fic that kind of felt like it came to me in a fever dream and expelled itself from my body without my input. It's kind of a strange little story but I like that it's a weirdo.

No pressure tagging @sexysmeagolshitposting @sankt-jesper @brooks-skirata (hiii!)

#tag game #my writing #fic writing #fic authors

[supercriminalbean]

Things that made me insane during criminal minds evolution:

Written while I watched so enjoy my bumbling mess. Spoiler alert of course.

Episode 8:

Okay I know AJ director this episode but um....why is the flash back based on JJ and Will it makes me uneasy. I'm scared and I'm not even 30 seconds in.

This season is fucked up.

Ahhh Dave and Penelope!! Him knowing when she's stressed or hasn't slept well makes my heart flutter.

He is such a dad (fucking daddy)

Him not believer her about work stress haha he knowsssss.

Atleast he didn't walk into it this timeeee.

David's voice drives me hornyyy I mean madd.

At first glance I thought that was Emily and was about to lose my shit.

Michael is so old....what the hell... Henry... I I know they are old but I...it feels wrong please so wrong. I'm so old now 😭😭😭

What if Will is working with sicarius...

Henry... my heart is aching for you. I also had to ear drop on my parents alot.

Fuck I love sircarius he's so smarttt.

61 people fuck... that's hot.

EMILY OPENING QUOTE YESSSS

I love her hair ahhh.

Ahhh we love Paul. Paul you are fucking awesome.

Awww TARA AND LUKE HIII I missed you.

Damn Penelope in that dress she looks beautiful.

OMGGG GUYSS THEY KNOW WHO LEE IS THEY KNOW THE UNCEL FUCKING FINIALLY.

2ND STREET EVERYONES FACE. Please

No Luke don't question her, his face when he realized and IMMDENITLY turning to his best friend.

Tara repeteing it and nodding like yes she is my friend and I'm sorry it's not with you.

I PAUSE IT TO WRITE THE LUKE AND TARA THING AND SAW A FAMIKY ON TV AMD WAS LIKE HA THEY GONNA DIE. BUT ITS MY FAMILY ITS JJ AND WILL. IM SCARED!!!!

Can we before I push play talk about how I'm so proud of JJ for taking time off and looking after herself my little love.

Henry looks so sad. JJ doesn't get enough scene to be mum and I want more.

JJ please just tell him the truth he desever it, he already has alot going on with your two jobs please.

I relate to much to Henry and it hurtssss.

Tara and Luke yesss.

Knew it!! Parent killerrrr.

The way Emily sighs before ordering people around.

I know, I KNOW. It's bad but my hopes are up for an Emily and JJ moments where Emily helps JJ with her family issues....

Ew the jet.

Ahh did Garcia low key children swear with 'what the actual F?'

This season I need her to drop the proper F bomb and for Rossi to language her. PLEASEEE.

Is anyone else shock with hoe Luke and Tara are in more than 2 scene this episode I love but woww the writers know how to do this.

Rossi 🥺😍😭😭 I love you. The way you speak to victims family make my heart yeet.

What did Rossi see... ooh my love you so smart.

But my lovers are smart.

The way thoes two speak to each other make me wanna ahhh I love them both go much.

Rossi saying bitchy

Okay thoes two thoes two!! I cabr even explain it but best scene ever.

Her still saying he needs threpy is beautiful.

I figures out the reason why I love thoes two,its like the voices in my head talking.

Fuck I love Rossi and Garcia to much its not okay.

Rossi is suicidal driving towards him like that fucking hell. GO TO THERAPY.

Garcia calling him beautiful creatures ahhh

Oohfff old school his smile aww when he pushes Luke.

Will and Henry 💔😭😭😭

They kill Will off I'm sueing

Henry just a kid but oh his little heart has gone through so much...

JJ I want you to hold me like that.

So Rossi just got himself kill that's cool cool cool cool cool beans cool cool cool as.

do you uh...uh think he will get kidnapped and almost die and when he wakes at the hospital it's his best friend sitting there holding his hand... aka hotch...

Or Reid will come from where ever he is and help get Rossi ass back.

#criminal minds #criminal minds evolution #criminal minds season 16 #david rossi #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #jj #luke alvez #tara lewis #penelope garcia

[marion-go-round]

hi dolly ^_^ i'm sorry to hear that your blog got deactivated, but i'm glad you're back !! i hope you're doing well <3

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aaaaa jas hiii! it's been a while how are you?? yea my old blog got yeeted and it was doing so well too aksjdhsjfh

but not to worry i plan to make this blog great as the last one! i hope you're doing well jas i miss you/pos askjdhsd

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#dolly.coffeetalks #dearest customer jas

[curseofaphrodite]

hiii babe 💚

how are u? i noticed you haven't answered asks in a long time, which is totally fine, but are you ok? do i need to kill someone for hurting you?

my mental health is dropping so i don't go out much, which means i don't have much tea, sorry. BUT i recently learned that two of my best friends hooked up and i was very surprised by that, like i could not believe it, me and my other best friend were shocked. but it seems it's not gonna go further and it was a one time thing. we'll see what happens 🤷‍♀️

⏳

murder as reassurance is the best thing on tumblr ilysm but no im completely fine!!! fun fact i log onto tumblr every single day and scroll and go yeet. i think i see the inbox msgs then forget about them cause im dumb 💀

i love u even without tea. ur existance is the tea itself. u are my tea!!!

but woahhh the best friend thing hehehe totally teaworthy . give updates !!

#⏳ anon #tea with anons

[local-ground-apple]

Hiii! I just read the short reader fighting bullies with the dorm leaders and I loved it! Can I have a one-shot little sis of Azul, joining the leech twins in fighting people? Like his reactions on how he doesn’t want his little sister getting into trouble but yeeting herself to it. Thank you! Or you can do a gender neutral, I don’t mind🤗

alternative title: Azul basically has mom on speed dial

AZUL: You’re here just to flirt with twins, beat some people and stare at Jade’s butt

Y/N: No?

AZUL: I have mom on speed dial and I’ll be watching you, so be careful

Y/N: See, this is why mom doesn’t love you!

oh, and the headcanons anon mentioned are here

,,Ahhh, Kurage-chan~~ Squeeze a bit harder!!!”

“And here comes the sting~~”

Azul signed deeply hearing two cheerful voice while the bloody massacre was unfolding behind the closed door of his cabinet. He adjusted his glasses and flicked his pen nervously.

Oh, how he hated this.

You would visit him once a while in the academy as you always carefully worded it “because mom was worried and she sends you a package”, while he knew very well that you weren’t there for him.

Oh no, no.

You were there for Leech twins. 

Or more accurately, for the violence, squeezing and drawing blood from poor, unfortunate souls. You were a rather volatile, callous and ruthless creature. In some aspects you reminded him of Floyd. With a bright, innocent smile you would mercilessly crush the bones with your stinging tentacles sending the electric waves with just mere touch of your finger.

Speaking of Floyd, you and him were the definition of “prepare for trouble and make it double” or thrice, since Jade would often join you two.

And to think you were younger than Azul..

Azul frowned and let out a barely audible “tch” when he heard your pearly giggle followed by low chuckle and Floyd’s cruel laughter.

When the limp body hit his door once again, Azul finally lost his calm and collected composure and stepped out of the door. He certainly wasn’t impressed or surprised when he saw the trail of unconscious bodies laying on the floor adorned with crimson droplets.

At least you weren’t in your real form, remarked Azul.

You stood between Leech twins, who in Azul’s humble opinion were way too close to his little sister. Floyd’s arm loosely hang around your shoulder as his sharp teeth nibbled on the soft skin of your neck, while Jade’s hand was intertwined with yours and his lips were leaving wet trail of kisses on your collarbone.

Sometimes Azul preferred not to know what type of relationship you three shared. Sometimes he pretended it was just kicking someone’s butt.

,,Y/N, we need to talk”

His icy voice dripping with annoyance made you turn your attention from Jade’s warm lips to him entirely. You could almost feel a shiver running down your spine, as you gently pushed your way out of twins’ squeezing embrace. You gently hoped over bloody bodies, not sparing even a glance at them and made your way to Azul’s cabinet, while your step brother with a wave of his hand commanded Leech twins to clean this atrocious massacre.

 ,,I don’t think you should be participating in those matters. Leech twins are more than capable of handling that on their own and what if you get hurt one day?”

Remarked Azul. You could sense the frustration and affection for you in his voice. You were his younger sister after all and he did care about you. Azul wasn’t fond of your violent free time activities. 

,,I’m a deadly creature of the sea, I can take care of myself”

You stated with confidence and you were met with Azul’s scowl in return. The corners of his lips curled in small smirk. You almost made him amused.

“You’re literally a jellyfish”

“BUT A DEADLY JELLYFISH”

You pouted at his words and then proceeded to enter “I’m as mighty as you, but can your tentacles sting?” mode. Azul wasn’t mistaken. You were his dear, younger step sister. You two shared a mom, but had a different dad.

And you were a jellyfish. A deadly one, as you always fondly said.

Azul often viewed you as a fragile, benevolent and affable sea creature. The way your pinkish tentacles gently swayed in the sea, how you sparkled in the water whenever sun rays would reach your transparent form, how you could sent sparks through other organisms. Truly endearing.

Yet, instead of being a sophisticated and elegant sea being, you preferred to join cruel Leech twins in their bloody excursions.

,,I know you just hang out here because of Leech twins, but please Y/N refrain from those actions. I simply don’t want you getting into troubles or seeing you injured”

You crossed your arms over your chest. How many times have you heard that? How many times Azul had tried to stop you from fighting people with outstanding debts? You lost the count after 34th attempt. You sighed frustrated and annoyed with the conversation,

,,You’re not my mom”

‘’I’m your older brother”

Azul was quick to respond again in his calm voice, while your patience was running low. You threw your hands with frustration, as you began to feel irritated with each passing second.

“You’re not my real brother”

You remarked and Azul’s eyes widen slightly. He clenched his fists and for the first time you today you had seen him losing his calmness in front of you.

“You take that back”

You eyed him with slightly narrowed eyes in the complete silence. You both stared at each other, having a silent competition, waiting for the first person to lose. You sighed deeply, running a hand through your disheveled hair. You knew how much Azul cherished your relationship and how he always insisted that he was your big brother. You decided to back off today.

,,Okay, I’m sorry. But that doesn’t mean I will stop hanging out with tweels”

Your bored voice probably triggered Azul and forced him to pull the most deadly card from his sleeve. You saw him sighing deeply for the umpteenth time this evening, before a bright smile found his way on his lips.

And that made you worried. Azul’s cunning and false smile always spelled a upcoming catastrophe and doom. It seemed like your heart stopped for a moment and you wanted nothing more than to curl inside your pot entangled by your stingy tentacles.

,,That’s it. I’m calling mom”

,,W-wait! nO!!”

 BONUS

,,Ahhh, remember that one time I tried to squeeze Kurage-chan, but she stung me? That was so, so cute~~”

,,Oh, I suppose we simply enjoy woman with character”

“I swear to Sea Witch if you continue talking about my sister within the 5 kilometers of me, I will personally destroy you”

“Woooahhh, how scary~~~~~”

btw, Kurage is a jellyfish

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst wonderland #azul ashengrotto #twst #twisted wonderland writing #twst oneshot #twisted wonderland imagine #twst azul #twst azul x reader #twisted wonderland azul #azul ashengrotto x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x mc #twisted wonderland x reader #twst scenarios #leech twins #leech twins x reader #floyd leech #jade leech #jade x reader #floyd x reader #twst floyd #twst jade #twst floyd x reader #twst jade x reader #feels for tweels #octavinelle #requested #azul

[gunsatthaphan]

Regarding the RamKing novel again, cuz it brought me back to how much I wanted to strangle Ram in it. And because I'll be forever bitter about it.

Basically, the novel was amazing up until chapter 25 where it all went to hell and the author decided that making Ram a piece of shit was a good idea. Honestly I have not seen such an abrupt change of dynamics in anything I've read. The following 10 chapters were literally as if reading a different novel and King, being the precious boy that he is, suffered more than necessary in those chapters.

I fucking cried on almost every chapter from 25 onward, it was awful honestly. I mean, up until that change in dynamics they were practically married and then it was like thunders on a clear day.

To whoever is interested in what happened in the novel, you really don't want to know. The show is doing a better job at representing the characters than it's own author. Trust me, you don't want to read the novel. It's a mess.

Sorry for the long rant xd had to say what the actual issue with the novel is. I won't even talk about the ridiculous last 2 chapters.

On another note, King has the best grandmother and that is that.

hiii!!!

thank you so much for that summary but ugh....that sounds so awful??? I just don’t wanna think about it anymore... Considering how season 1 went I seriously doubt they will adapt any of that though. And even if they do, I have faith in perth and talay’s sanity to yeet their asses out of the production asap lmao. But I’m not too worried tbh. that just sounds too horrible for them to go “wow what a refreshing idea” lol. So for now I’m just excited for the season!!! 💜 

xxx

#my engineer 2 #ramking #vertigox #ask #doreen answers

[cipher-dorito]

hi cipher bestie :)

its been long im sorry i didnt send asks

hope you're doing well i love u

how have u been vaise :o

i got a hair cut and i feel thoda gender euphoric so :D <3

take care mwah mwah

US ^ <3 :D

Heyy jaan i'm so glad to see you HIII

Hey cmon don't apologise hhdhsj

Yeah i'm alright :) just busy with studies and stuff yeet HOW ARE YOU

Yayy that's so awesome!!! (pspsps i got a boycut too and girl help my butch is showing :) )

You too! Take care and have a wonderful day ilyy

AWWW the phroggos are divine thank you for blessing my inbox you're amazing :')) <3

#cipher's canister of complaints compliments and carefully contemplated comments #shrey bestie <3 #wholesome :)

[deputyjuyeon]

!! sixth of november !!

to allie, ALLIE i now give u the permission to yeet me to mars :] IM SO SORRY i'll get to it before exams I WILL I WILL I SHOULD my exams will be on 20th I CAN AND I WILL >:( ANYWAY how have u been lovely?? i don't think i see u on my dash so much and idk if its bc i followed a lot of blogs these days BUT i hope you're taking care of yourself !!! ilysm and imy !!!! <33

tiktoks to waste your time (one) (two) (three) (four) (five)

THANK YOU FOR READING, HAVE A NICE DAY!

hiii daynsss ☺☺ nope nope i say u FOCUS ON UR EXAMS FIRST THE DATE'S ALR SO NEAR AND COS SCH IS IMPORTANT (ig) SO DO THAT FIRST OKAY

ive been great and yes i haven't been posting alot lately so maybe thats why u havent seen me much ive just been busy w practice 😥 i wish there'd be more time so i can balance all the stuff i need to do thoo :( BUT YEAH IM TAKING CARE OF MYSELF WELL AND U SHOULD TOO DAYNS UR THE SWEETEST PERSON EVER AND I THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT IM SO GLAD THAT WE EVER MET YOUR ASKS ALWAYS MAKE MY DAY DID U KNOW THAT CAUSE THE FACT THAT U SENT THIS TO US ONE BY ONE ITS JUST 🤯 THE DEDICATION

so thank you, so much, from the bottom of my heart. i know i haven't caught up w much of ur works either and i hate myself for that, that i cant get the time to do so 😭 im sorry

but i hope you know that i love you so much as well 🥺❤ and that ill always do so ☺ PLUS ANOTHER ONE OF MY MOOTS JUST DEACTIVATED AGAIN AND IM JUST SO SAD RN AND IF U EVER PLAN ON DEACTIVATING PLS LMK PLSPLSPLSPLSPLS I DONT WANNA LOSE U T^T

#dayns 👻 #asks 📮 #allie's interactions 🦔

[jaehyunfirstlove]

Hiii~ so, I love ur blog so much, it's like my comfort blog haha I just need to get this out of my chest and I thought about u, you can just ignore me if you want, it's okay :)

So, basically I saw some messages of my mom and dad (wich I have known for like, 4 months cuz he disappeared when I was probably 7 and now is back) and she's basically showing off to him saying things about me like "I'm scared of her when shes mad, she has anxiety and blahblahblah, she's not normal, she has no friends, she doesn't talk to anyone that's why she doesn't like talking to you". Man, I love her, a lot I mean, she's my mom, but she has been using me as an excuse for him to give her money and now I'm their excuse for him to come to our house so they can go to the room (wich I share with my mom, only ONE bed) so they can have quickies! I was so calm when I told her I just wanted some respect cuz I sleep there too and she was about to yeet me. My anxiety has been really bad after he got back and she just say that I need to behave and acts like I did not had my biggest crisis ever, crying to the point I was shaking when we were w him in the market. Idk what to do. Also, my father just assumed that I don't have any anxiety, that I'm living a fantasy with "these korean guys" and that I think the world is "just as they show" and my mom took his side, completely ignoring the fact that I had been bullied for years and excluded until I found friends in 7th grade. It's been 2 weeks since I talked normally to my mother, I feel like shit and the only thing that keeps me here is NCT, reading, and my friends.

I'm so so sorry I talk a lot, and for my poor English haha ❤️❤️❤️

My dear anon, thank you for reaching out (and thank you for liking my blog 😊)

I sincerely empathize with you, it sounds like you’re going through a very rough time. Tbh I try not to give out advice on this blog because I’m not a professional by any means. I’m not sure how old you are or what country you’re in but I recommend speaking to someone qualified to give you guidance. I know here in the US they have hotlines you can call where you can speak to someone and even remain anonymous (I’m sure there are websites too, I haven’t looked into that)

I know how tough it must be, but talking to someone well-versed in giving advice/guidance could definitely help you. If you’re in school maybe talking to a school counselor could be a start. You absolutely don’t have to listen to anything I say (I’m just some random person on the internet, really) but I’ve seen how helpful counseling can be. Good luck, anon! I am rooting for you 💚

*heres some soft!jaehyun for you

#replies #lovely anons #also your English is great 👍

[the-fuckery-factory]

HEY MOTHERFUCKER

OH MY GODS HI

IM SO SORRY

FUCK

(bet it’s the first time you’ve heard me say that in a longass while)

HIIIII

MY MENTAL HEALTH HAS BEEN YEETED AND LIFE HAS BEEN KICKING ME REPEATEDLY IN THE ASS IF IM BEING HONEST

I MIGHT NOT BE ACTIVE OFFICIALLY ON HERE FOR A BIT

BUT I WANTED TO SAY HIIIII

AND ASK HOW YOU ARE

ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME I SAW BUCKY IN FATWS WHICH WAS A LOT I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU-

AND ALSO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE A DISCORD MINE IS ⚔Natasha⚔#9764

AND MY TIKTOK IS GRILLEDCHEESE17

ILYYYYYY BITCH AND HOPE TO CONVO WITH YOU SOON <3

OMG HIII I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU THE OTHER DAY

HDFJFJSK THATS OKAY UR MENTAL HEALTH IS MORE IMPORTANT (on a serious note I hope it gets better and easier for you)

EVERYTIME? RHDKHS THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY LOL

ILY2 <3 THHANK YOU ILL ADD YOU AS SOON AS I GET UP TOMORROW CUZ I GOTTA GO SLEEP

#my favorite person!!!!!! #the bitch talks #asks #thorneedsahuggle

[nyashykyunnie]

Hiii, I'm sorry for disappearing. I promise I'll be back. I'm currently suffering from a fever and I'm cursed with writter's block. I'll try to make headcanons as soon as possible sodhwbd.

But if u want to talk, feel free to destroy yeet to my ask box :3

[loving-ricciardo]

Hey rou, it's the 23 yo bi virgin anon again 😂

Just wondering if you or any of your followers have any tips for dealing with sexuality struggles? Like you've said some days are easier than others, but sometimes I just want to know how I feel. I came out as bi at 17 and then started to talk about maybe being straight at 22, but I don't feel like thats right either? How do some people know this shit about themselves from being young? Like I think I'm bi, but this isn't easy at all! I feel like too many people talk about it being natural, or the way they were born, but what about the people that can't figure themselves out? Also, meeting other girls is a nightmare! So far, I've been interested in straight girls that don't like me that way and other girls that might be gay but it's so difficult to tell? I'm not confident enough to put myself on an online dating site. So how are you supposed to meet anyone? 😂😂

I'm so sorry for rambling again. It's just nice to be able to put all of this to someone who finally gets it 💖

Hiii!

Okay imma be honest I tried to answer this ask a couple of times but I just always got lost in it so I just deleted my answer and I kept trying but honestly none of that felt right.

I will say I totally get you when it comes to meeting other girls ahaha!! Like it is so hard and ngl I found my ex-girlfriends on the internet and they approached me cuz I literally never text first so definitely a miracle ey 😅 and I would say trying to find people during a pandemic must be even tougher especially if you are not comfy with dating sites! Also for me the easiest way to meet other queer people is through queer friends 😅

And when it comes to figuring it out... honestly i feel like there just has to be a moment where it all clicks together? Idk I myself am still struggling with labelling myself but then again I low-key gave up on it if it makes sense 😅 I personally always just liked “girls” as much as I liked “boys” and that is why I never considered myself straight? Like idk if you can imagine yourself in a loving sexual relationship with the same sex I guess you’re not straight 👀 or that is just how I see it? And yeah you know some people realise they are not straight in their 50s so honestly there is definitely no age limit to that and you shouldn’t feel pressured to figure it all out.

And when it comes to other people talking it is like yeah some people figure it out quicker than others but also you know take everything with a grain of salt. Imma quote @fabian-vettel here cuz just because some people know their gender and sexuality at a very young age doesn’t make you invalid for figuring out yours!!!

And yeah once again I think it is mostly yeeted at us by society that we should just label ourselves to finally truly understand us but i think sometimes we put too much pressure in trying to figure ourselves that we lose ourselves in it? Urgh I honestly do not know how to articulate myself but sometimes we figure shit out right after we give up because that is when we give ourselves time to process things? Does that make sense? Idk I’m just pointlessly rambling at this point so am sorry I am probably very much not helpful lol am sorry 😅

#I honestly have a fried brain rn so it is probably a mess #but idk like this is a very difficult topic to discuss? like there is so much to discuss imo idk #ask thingie