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arctic-hands · 1 month

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For real tho health freaks who scream about how sugar and salt will kill us all and try to push for restrictions on things like candy and chips for SNAP recipients or politicians who try from time to time to replace food stamps all together and give out Government Approved Staples like bread and peanut butter and Government Cheese are gonna kill a whole lotta sick and disabled people like

Diabetics

POTS sufferers

Hypotensives

People with peanut allergies

People with celiac disease or wheat allergies

The lactose intolerant

People who can't eat solid food

People who are undernourished for any reason and need all the calories they can pack on

So-called "picky eaters" who can't tolerate certain tastes and textures without getting violently ill

A myriad of other human conditions that cannot be neatly tallied into categories because the human body and human experience is vast and infinitely variable

But I don't think ableds really care about us and our health like they like to claim so they can harass us about it, do you?

#tag yourself I'm five out of ten #health food is gonna kill me one day i swear to God #vasovagal syncope/POTS was actually a fun disease to have since the treatment is honestly junk food #to get my sugar and sodium levels up quickly so i don't pass out #but then the United States government in their infinite compassion slashed my food stamps in half #and now i can't afford 'luxeries' like enough chips and candy i need to not faint and concuss myself. again #add the celiac and to a lesser extent the lactose intolerancy and now two fruit allergies...#and I'm paying three times the amount for like fifteen food items and that is accounting for the food inflation even ableds are facing #whatever food shortages ableds are going thru right now i swear to you it's much much worse if you're sick/disabled #stop policing what food people buy with the money their given i don't care if it's a paycheck or welfare #SOMETIMES I'll get a pitiful and defensive 'well how was i supposed to know?!' when i confront people bugging me about this #you don't know so shut your trap about it in the first place #most people just ignore the reason and accuse me of making up excuses to eat 'unhealthy' foods tho #health nut #ableism #systemic ableism #food #Salt blessed Salt

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pilatesprincessaesthetic · 1 month

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30th March

Todays been absolutely fab! The weather is getting sunnier, warmer, better.

I’ve been fine out and about all day in work out wear and a gillet. Went to reformer Pilates to kick off my morning, I was absolutely shaking today - feels good! 🫧

Went to paint Easter eggs, eat some snacks, drink some wine and have heart to hearts with a dear friend of mine and her husband and honestly had such a fantastic time finishing the day off by sitting on their porch in the sunshine ☀️ The word bliss barely covers it!

Easy leftover for tea, early night in before tomorrow quicks off with an early start at work and a walk and talk with another girlfriend - the week ahead is busy 🩰

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becxs-life · 2 months

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First picture is from 2017 second was taken today. So much has changed in my life from being 20 to almost 27. I stopped coloring my hair. I stopped tracking macros and obsessing over how I looked. I got married, and moved back to my hometown. I didn’t even know if my tumblr was still active.

My health took a turn two years ago, both physically and mentally, and after my wedding I realized how much I missed knowing my body. I started lifting again two weeks ago consistently, I’m so far from where I came from but so excited to be back to myself. Here’s to many progress pics, sweaty days, and healthier times ahead.

#fitblr #fitness #girls who lift #girlswholift #health #back to the grind #throwback #old self #health nut #know your worth #know yourself

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emstefani · 4 months

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"Your candy kisses, your sweet unknown. Hold me tight, baby don't let go." 🍭🍫

#me #weed is legal in nj #not tobacco nor nicotine #health nut

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loveconsumerist · 1 year

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How to be Happy: make a cherry oat milk smoothie. put the smoothie in a bowl. grab a spoon. dim the lights. read a Toni Morrison book. en viola!

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x0ura · 1 year

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Call me strange, but I've *never* heard of a bacon peanut butter sandwich. Apparently their grandpa is a health nut and will consume them sometimes. I'm considering it, not to do it in the near future, but at least consider the idea of it

#please what the fuck is this #cursed food #health nut #bacon #peanut butter #ingredient warning: peanut butter #shitposts

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cuntyko · 2 years

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i hate “it girl” type health trends like “that girl” bull shit it’s like you whores never been told by your mother to stop growing up too fast… all of these trends too are just so infuriating.

i remember last year i couldn’t get chlorophyll cause it became a trend… mfs were drinking it and they didn’t know why i’m still convinced that it was me that people were copying me cause before that i was doing it for months after randomly remembering how much i liked it in sophomore year, when this one rich girl gave me hers from her juice cleanse cause she didn’t really want it anymore. but more than that it will just shit that would just be a dr oz recipe or something or “life hack” or whatever. y’all have your whole life to turn into your moms why do you want to do it now? lowk my cultures being appropriated like y’all don’t know what it was like having my first uncrustable at 16 cause my momma would never let me have that over processed shit! or the 10g or less rule when it comes to sugar… being anti red dye 40 for a little while too because of this youtube video she saw of someone lighting a dorito on fire… she was first with the mcdonald’s chicken nugget pink slime shit too..idk she got that news alert. she’s crazy but i love her… maybe that’s i’m so defensive of yolanda hadid.. like i was raised by that kinda woman, she rlly means well.

#npr mom #girlblogger #granola mom #girl blog #girl interrupted syndrome #fashion #real #thought #waif #tumblrina #health nut

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taylorronald · 29 days

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Muffin - Health Nut Blueberry Muffins For a healthier version of traditional blueberry muffins, try this recipe made with whole wheat flour, oats, and wheat germ.

#blueberry muffins #alternative #wheat germ #blueberry muffin recipe #health nut #oats

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jocia92 · 1 month

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Dan Stevens plugging Jess Damuck's new cookbook via IG stories.

#dan stevens #jess damuck #health nut #cookbook #instagram

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muhdayaz123 · 1 month

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#pronail #nail care #nail art #nail polish #nail style #nail design #cute nails #health nut

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barebackcpl · 3 months

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Health Nut Blueberry Muffins

Try this blueberry muffin recipe made with whole wheat flour, oats, and wheat germ for a healthier alternative to regular blueberry muffins.

#health nut blueberry muffins #health nut #oven #blueberry muffin recipe #alternative #blueberry muffins recipe #oats

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arctic-hands · 10 months

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Health nuts were already on my shit list for taking the sugar and sodium out of everything and lobbying for increased cost/taxes on things that still have them and leaving us hypotensive unfortunates to pass out at random,

But I'm never gonna forget or forgive being in the jam aisle in the middle of an omicron surge trying to find the cheapest GF-labeled marmalade as a treat for myself, having to deal with an unmasked dude less than six feet away preach to his five children under ten–all of whom were equally unmasked–and all of us unfortunates nearby, about how the high fructose corn syrup in regular Smuckers will kill us

#get a grip man #health nut #covid 19 #i mean granted i prefer sugar over high fructose corn syrup because i think it takes better and SWEETER #but like hfcs isn't a poison or something wtf are you on about #food

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pilatesprincessaesthetic · 1 month

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As we welcome April and Spring let’s get in with new, out with old;

In

Healthy tanning

Green smoothies

Fresh perfumes

A workout you’ll love

Brunch outside in the sun

Wardrobe update

2.5Litres of water

Elevating your skincare

SPF literally always

Glossy lips

Out

Fast food/Junk food

Overspending on the small things

Heavy scents

High screen time

Saying yes when you mean no

Not prioritising self care

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thefirstmammal · 2 months

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thinking about how tim drake is 100% a health nut due to his strong lacking of spleen, but also thinking about tim just not telling anyone about his injuries because “why would i?”

hes sick in bed, “hey guys! cant make it to patrol tonight lol”

bruce (or dick) replies, “and why is that?”

tim had forgotten to let them know about the small infection he had developed. “oh haha, stab wound got infected!”

i will support healthnut!tim until my dying breath, but i 100% believe tim also just neglects to tell anyone “oh, hey, i got stabbed!”

#batman #headcanon #tim drake #batfam #fic ideas #health nut tim drake #shoutout to my flat pepsi #batman fan i am

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thecrimsonmonarch · 2 years

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[JL Watchtower]

Batman: *alert, expression grave* We have an emergency.

Superman: *springing into action* Let's go, you can tell me the details on the way --

Batman: It's me. I'm the emergency.

Superman: *frowning, examining Batman with x-ray vision* No broken bones, no internal bleeding... what's wrong?

Batman: I think I'm drunk.

Superman:

Superman: You don't drink.

Batman: I had canned coffee. From the pantry. There's crateloads of them.

Superman: *remembering Flash's newest concoction* Oh

Batman: At first I thought I was just being affected by the sugar.

Superman: *remembering Flash mentioning that he had them specially made for his high metabolism* Oh no

Batman: You know I don't consume much sugar, Clark. I'm not used to it. I thought it was The Sugar Rush™

Superman: How much did you drink?

Batman: I'd already drunk two cans when I read the fine print. I --

Batman: *clutching Superman's shoulder, carefully enunciating* I imbibed two whole cans, Clark. Of metahuman-grade Irish Coffee.

Superman: *supporting Batman's free arm, keeping him from acquainting his face with the floor* Oh no

Batman: I feel strange. I made small talk in the cafeteria. I might've cracked a joke at some point. I almost told Green Lantern he did a good job on the last mission.

Superman: Wow

Batman: But he didn't do a good job, Clark.

Superman: *lips pursed, corners twitching* Mhm

Batman: My mental faculties have been compromised. I feel... bubbly.

Superman: *controlling his breathing*

Batman: I cannot be seen bubbly, Clark. I'm Batman.

Superman: *shoulders shaking, eyes glistening*

Batman: You need to get me out of here before I run around the cafeteria complimenting everyone.

Superman: Okay, just -- give me a sec --

Superman: *sniffling* I'm memorizing every detail of this conversation so I can replay it forever

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[Later, at the Batcave]

Superman: *flies in with Batman in a bridal lift*

Batkids: !!!!!!!!!

Nightwing: We received his emergency alert --

Red Hood: What the fuck happened --?

Nightwing: -- he wasn't responding --

Robin: Is Father conscious --?

Red Robin: I'm getting Alfred --

Superman: GUYS, guys, calm down

Superman: *puts Batman down on his feet* B's just drunk.

Batman: *stands straight, dusts his shoulders, opens his arms*

Batman: Daddy's home.

Nightwing:

Robin:

Red Robin: Okay, pause everything, I’m getting a camera *runs off*

Red Hood: *unblinking* Is this real

Batman: How are you boys this fine evenin'?

Robin: It's 4 AM

Nightwing: Why is he speaking with a southern accent?

Superman: He's been cycling through accents since liftoff. No idea why.

Red Robin: *returning with an 8K camera in hand* BEHOLD, the reclusive Gotham Bat in his natural habitat…

Batman: *staring at the lens, hands lifting his cape open at shoulder-height*

Batman: *fangs bared* I bid you velcome.

Red Hood: *still unblinking, unmoving* This is the best day of my entire life

#i might've been possessed when i wrote this #incorrect quotes #batman #superman #superbat #batfamily #batfam #nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin #dc #in line with my hc that batman is a lightweight #come on #man has to remain in peak human condition #no way will he harm his liver #right?#batman the health nut

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ravenzer · 1 month

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Hozier heard about morning people and went

Respectfully,

✨️NO✨️

#hozier #unheard hozier #too sweet #hozier too sweet #hozier unheard #he heard about health nuts and went absolutely not thank u i like fun #he heard about puritanism and went sorry i am A Mammal which is An Animal and actually I Love Life

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