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didderd · 6 months

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plot twist: th bunny is fell sans

#''Jax is a just a purple bunny version of fell sans'' - mothiepixie 10/18/2023 #my first time drawing a digital circus and it's to make this joke lmao #he would b /very/ mad that he can't curse anymore #'s like constantly having fresh around #he hates it #fell sans #underfell #undertale #undertale au #jax digital circus #digital circus #the amazing digital circus #didderd art

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bressynonym · 3 days

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prime cuts 🥩🔪

#the first pose is his posing for a magazine after getting rated one of the best butcher shops #he hates it #but business is now booming #come and get your meats!#simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost call of duty #ghost cod #ghost mw2 #ghost cod mw2 #simon ghost riley cod #simon riley cod #call of duty #cod mw #butcher!simon #butcher!ghost #call of duty modern warfare #cod modern warfare #bressymbols

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obae-me · 1 year

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I'd like to think there's a certain board that the House of Lamentation has now, and I'd like to think that MC put it up themselves in one of the public rooms like the living room or common room just so they make a little spectacle of it. For example:

Lucifer: Ah, MC, how are you doing toda-- No. Don't you dare!

MC: *Approaches board slowly.*

Levi: LOL, so much for a new record.

Lucifer: MC, if this is a joke, I'd-- put down the marker!

MC: *Adresses the 'days since MC has had a near-death experience' board. Erases the current number and puts a big zero down.*

Lucifer: Do I even want to ask?...

MC: Probably not.

#i bet the day they get to double digits is a good day #they all go out to eat or something #it shaves off years of Luci's life though #he hates it #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines

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myartsing · 1 year

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Consider this: Thing as a mobile messenger between Enid and Wednesday

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skylersprompts · 7 months

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DC x DP Prompt *8*

Vlad Masters is someone who the Bats find highly suspicious. So suspicious that Bruce never lets himself be alone with the man.

To many businesses got usurped by the man, as soon as he made a deal with the owners.

But Masters was quite the hermit, who seemed to never go out as long as he didn't see a benefit in it. He also just got custody of his godson and issued a statement, that he would stay out of the limelight for a while, to grief his two dear friends and their daughter.

And since it seemed like he wouldn't leave Amity Park in quite some time, they needed someone on the inside, since they just couldn't get through their firewall from the outside.

The godson - Daniel James Fenton - is 16 years old and still in highschool. Maybe the boy knows something or at least could make it easier for them to find a way in.

And because all of that Tim stands now in front of Casper High. Just because he was similar in age and would be in the same grade as Daniel.

He had just dropped out of school, just for Bruce to push this case onto him. If he didn't know it any better, he could think that his father wants him to change his mind about school...

He really hopes that he can get the Intel fast, he really has no time or desire to go to school.

Theoretically it was easy: befriend Daniel, ask him about Masters, have an outing at the home of Masters, so that he can gather information.

Really it should be simple.

But... he was already nine days in Amity and Daniel wouldn't talk to anyone.

And Tim could understand. From what he gathered his parents, sister and best friends all died in a big explosion just two month ago.

So he would have to bid his time and try to get Daniel out of his shell.

And so Tim started another school day in hope of getting closer to one Daniel Fenton.

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adhdslugcrimes · 18 days

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Immortality is lame au

Wally: let me die, Dick! I've been alive far too long and I can't take this bullshit anymore!

Dick, death's son: noooo, I can't, I love you too much!

Wally: then take me to your place than, I'm tired of doing taxes and talking to idiots! I don't want to work for both my bosses anymore!

Dick: but... The human experience you get to have as a living, breathing creature.

Wally, who been through shit for 80 years still 29yo: it's shit.

#dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #immortality is lame au #Dick is son of death and fell in love with Wally while taking some souls #Wally is tired #he can't even grow old he's 29yo forever #he hates it #he's better than Ra. Dick.#let ya mans die #to pay taxes because you can't die and if you're going to prison it's not gonna be over tax fraud #inspired by the writing prompt Tumblr #but done dumb because it think it's funny #he wants to die #he's so jaded

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flawswelove · 6 months

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#alex claremont diaz #rwrb #red white and royal blue #firstprince #he hates it

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piosplayhouse · 11 months

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The girls on the PIDW forums would definitely also hold PIDW slash ship tournaments and every single time bingjiu would appear in a round Peerless Cucumber would go 10000% campaigning propaganda against it

#he HATES IT #ik hes cool with pidw slash as we can see in the airplane extra but I think bingjiu (or bingqiu ig) is his notp #infamous anti peerless cucumber the scourge of pidw slash fandom #though I do think bingjiu shippers would egg him on. they'd deliberately poke him w content just for fun #scumbag self saving system #svsss #shen yuan #sy

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stormcallart · 1 year

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Saw this advertisement right under some of your Enji art and I couldn’t stop laughing at how on the nose it would be if he wore this.

lmfao love it when advertisements are a bit too on point!!

#endeavor #enji todoroki #asks #storm answers #yw for the free advert tumblr #he hates it #its his shaming shirt #his gym shirt too lol

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coffyblak · 4 months

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Garten of Ben Ben.

#he hates it #☕ draws somethin #ben drowned creepypasta #ben drowned #shitpost

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lunarw0rks · 7 months

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hear me out, sulk sessions with simon. sitting on the steps outside your apartment with him, sulking and people watching while sharing a slice of cake

after 8p.m. it's mandatory sulking hours with simon !!

he loves people watching, especially if the flat has a good view of the city. he's so used to noises, sirens, yelling, etc... it's probably a comfort thing for him !! if it's too quiet, he doesn't like it !!

#imagining you fucking up a piece of cake and he's drinking straight liquor LMAO #he'll ask for a bite #but you insist on feeding him #he hates it #but he does it...#simon is whipped; confirmed !!#simon riley headcanons #simon ghost riley headcanons #simon riley #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #rachel speaks

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keepersofmyheart · 1 year

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Glorified rice

😂🤣😂

He is so hilarious

#b dylan hollis #❤️keepersofmyheart❤️#chef #hilarious #funny #gay #he hates it #I love rice #but not like this #I will never get tired of this dude #gay chef #midwestern recipe #LOLOL

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mhathotfic · 5 months

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Ok but who else has line cook energy?

Oh hands down Kirishima.

He has “knows their face, not their name” energy.

The type who sees you walk in looking like you just dragged yourself out of bed and calls out to you specifically and makes you feel so special.

Calls you gorgeous and tells you he’s got a thick slice of cheese cake with your name on it. That he kept the other guys from snagging it before you could get it.

If you’re his favorite regular, he’s definitely taken early “breaks” when he sees you and returned later with your panties in his back pocket.

#mha kirishima #bnha kirishima #suggestive #quirkless au #also Bakugou is the kitchen manager which means he’s a glorified babysitter who does all the stock managing #he hates it

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cure-typhoon · 8 months

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I like to imagine that Karkat doesnt have resting angry face all the time but puts an effort in looking angry because then you notice he has the biggest saddest looking eyes to ever exist

#he hates it #homestuck #karkat vantas

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noideawhatever · 8 hours

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They don't understand,

Loving you was natural

As natural as the blooming of flowers

As nature as the cry of a bae

As if nature had specifically moulded

My soul to fit perfectly with yours

And to love you forever

Or not love at all.