#he hates commitment

[theaudacitytowrite]

Y/N frustrated: Loki, you've been sending me mixed signals for months now. What do you want?!

Loki, scoffs: I just wanna be friends.

Y/N: Ok, good.

Loki: ...plus a little extra.

Loki: Also, I love you.

#loki #loki x reader #loki drabble #loki blurb #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #loki friggason #loki incorrect quotes #loki x you #loki x y/n #he hates commitment

[royalarchivist]

Wilbur: Who's the lucky- who's the lucky lady, who's Missa, what's she like?

Phil: It's a dude. *laughs*

Wilbur: Phil, you didn't tell me you were bi, and also polyamorous.

Phil: Definitely not.

Wilbur: What does Kri- what does Kristin think of your- of your... husband?

Phil: SHE'S NOT CANON IN THIS UNIVERSE! And we- and it's not like that, it's not like that- it's uh, we're- it's platonic, we're just dude's hanging out protecting an egg-

Wilbur: Who's the top?

Phil:

#Philza #Wilbur #Wilbur Soot #QSMP #You know what. I take it back I'm glad I missed stream #because if I'd seen this live I don't think I could legally be held responsible for the atrocities I'd commit against Wilbur Soot #for making me hear this #No full transcript because I cannot physically handle listening to wilbur say this more than once #''I see you as a bottom Phil'' I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM #Wilbur's next stream title is going to say ''I am being hunted for sport'' #Chayanne truly does have the spirit of Techno because he sword critted Wilbur 3 seconds after he said that

[houseswife]

you guys remember when house wanted to move into wilson’s spare bedroom (amber shrine) and the way he chose to communicate this was by jerking off on his couch when he knew wilson would catch him. i’m seriously asking. are they normal about anything

#I want a permanent room in your home #which also happens to be the room where you and your dead gf used to sleep #I think I’ll masturbate about it #I fucking hate them aksbdhajjsbsj #house md #hilson #house/wilson #greg house #gregory house #james wilson #the worst part is #he kept his hand under the blanket all through the interaction #something something men will construct intricate rituals in order to relieve the seriousness of asking for further commitment #while also being able to look their bff in the eyes while their hand is on their dick

[itsnotacostume]

we as a fandom do not talk about this scene enough. what the fuck is this. why did he feel the need to install this? so he could stare at his boybestfriend all day without having to get up?

#gregory house i know what you are. #does this even ever get mentioned again? #like oh yes this Totally Straight Man spent actual days around very loud noise (which he loathes) but he's adding something totally cool to #the office right?? it's gonna be so so fun and great right?? to make all that hell noise worth it??? #like in the eps before that the sound of the ortho saw things drove him insane #but this? totally fine #because it's worth it! #i mean come on. how are we supposed to take this. “oh he just wants to piss wilson off” WRONG. #wilson seems mildly annoyed at best. he's used to this. this is Normal just another day of being friends with house #but look at house's pleased little face. his stupid smile. i'm going to commit atrocities #house md #hate crimes md #james wilson #gregory house #hilson

[oifaaa]

One of my recent Jason posts has people talking about how valid a writers portrayal of a character is if that writer hates that character which is an interesting conversation specifically when it comes to Jason bc in case you didn't know a lot of writers do not like Jason but also a good few of the writers who hate Jason have also written some of his better stories

Basically what I'm saying is someone should make an alignment chart with one line being how much a writer loves or hates jason and the other line being how good the writer is at writing Jason

#dc #batman #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #also you know #this would cause drama #but yeah bc obviously you have your morrisons who hate jason and right Jason like shit #on the opposite end you have winnick who loves jason and writes him well #then lobdell who loves jason and yet still commits character assassination any chance he gets #and then Stirling who was trying really hard to get people to hate jason but still made him enduring #but thats just my opinion

[lovegrowsart]

it's pretty wild to me that people don't see that aang running off to save katara in CoD is his luke in empire strikes back moment, where he runs headlong into his want and attachment and he's narratively punished for doing so and not learning his lesson - aang runs after katara despite guru pathik's warning, like luke runs after leia and han from yoda on dagobah despite yoda's warning; similarly, as a result, things go to hell in ba sing se like they do on bespin - aang enters the avatar state before he's ready and gets killed, and ba sing se falls to the fire nation, luke fights vader before he's ready, loses a hand, and symbolically commits suicide after vader tells him he's luke's father.

the difference between their character arcs is that george lucas and co. actually went thru with luke's hero's journey and understood the fundamental difference between attachment and love, whereas I don't think bryke understood this difference and then dropped this from aang's arc pretty much completely and replaced it with aang digging in his heels into his want and attachment and he gets rewarded with energy bending from a lion turtle, the avatar state from a random pointy rock, and his forever girl from the self-indulgent white men that couldn't bring themselves to give their hero a compelling character arc that meant he might not have gotten everything he wanted at the end.

#the wasted potential of aang's arc gets to me so bad #the narrative and thematic set up is entirely there and they just shove it in the bin lmao #it especially irks as someone raised buddhist and dealing with writers that invoke these themes out of a fascination #with the religion and philosophy but then a complete unwillingess to actually commit to what those themes require of the character arcs #anyway sorry to say it #but zuko's arc does a better job embodying buddhist themes than aang's does in the end #despite all misappropriated aesthetics to the contrary #aang critical #but its really the writing like i LIKE aang i love his potential i hate how self indulgently he's written by the end of the show #atla critical #meta* #holly talks bs #also yes it would've been better narratively for aang katara zuko to the go the way of luke leia han #even if katara couldn't have been revealed as aang's surprise secret twin lmao #the thematic conceit of the triangle is the same in that luke and aang get over their infatuation with the first pretty girl he sees #and becomes the hero he needs to be #meanwhile hanleia and zutara are saving each other and being cool and kissing #anyway

[torusblindfold]

i hate whoever is responsible for this

#leave him alone please #leave ME alone #he will be fine #i hate this fandom (affectionate) #i will commit hom!cide #gege better sleep with one eye open #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu gojo #jjk fluff #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x you #jjk imagines #gojo satoru angst #jjk crack #i will win #yes you will baby yes you will #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #gojou satoru #satoru gojou #gojou satoru x you #gojo satoru x y/n #gojo comfort

[fxirycxr3]

i think house could have been fixed with just a really good weighted blanket

#not in a nice way throw it on him so he can’t scurry off and commit crimes #house md #hate crimes md #greg house #gregory house #stupid name

[rowrowronnie]

thinking abt dadspy again

#tf2 #scout #spy #dadspy #team fortress two #fanart #art #doodle #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #i love how i drew baby scout in the first panel (?) he just looks so empty i love it #anywaz dadspy is so so so good #*points* this father can fit so much self hatred and fear #me when i run from my child because i’m scared of commitment and also messing up because if i raise him he will become just like me #<- is filled with self hate and insecurity #or maybe there’s some other reason he left but i like this type of character complexity.. #spy truly is the girl of the world #i just realized theyre both on the same team OOPS. #whatever. this is them sparring idc idc

[lotus-pear]

bsd fic authors i understand yalls pain SO well right now why is it so fucking HARD to write dazai. like i have a whole fucking spreadsheet dedicated to tireless analysis i have done on my part so i can accurately characterize him but he is such an unpredictable and morally gray character that it's hard knowing his limits and boundaries and where he draws the line for himself.

#i hate when ppl make him out to be a sadistic villain with no remorse. like did we read the same manga 💀 #but at the same time he is NOT crying abt all the ppl he sent to the grave. he sleeps just fine at night knowing he committed atrocities #yes he feels remorse? but he isn't like kunikida to weep at someone's grave for failing to save them #and then we have his emotions themselves #dazai isn't emotionless. far from it. he has difficulty expressing affection but yk he finds someone endearing when he trusts them #trust is very important to dazai and is one of the aspects of human emotion that he can fully grasp #but like everything else is in a hazy gray area that he does not feel like exploring. he feels alienated from his humanity bc of this #AUUUGHH can someone help me with character analysis PLEASE #I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS MF UNTIL RECENTLY SO I MISSED OUT ON A LOT OF IMPORTANT DETAILS #see i would go and reread a few light novels but like i don't have time for that #and this is for dazai specifically. i am very well versed on his relationships w other charcaters #but just like asigiri himself said: it's very difficult to write dazai and write him WELL #so yeaaa i have a lot of smart ppl following me pls help #bsd #ALSO MY FRIEND STILL HAS NO LONGER HUMAN UUUUGHHHHHH I NEED THAT BACK BC I TABBED IT A SHIT TON #FOR LIKE CONNECTIONS TO YOZO AND BSD DAZAI AND WHERE ASIGIRI DREW INSPIRATION FROM YOZOS CHARACTER FOR DAZAI #THAT WOULD BE SUCH A VALUABLE FUCKING RESOURCE BC I DID SOME ANNOTATIONS IN THEM TOO BUT MY BOOK IS ANOTHER FUCKING STATE #I HATE IT HERE FML

[benevolenterrancy]

Jin Guangyao Is In Desperate Need Of Human Contact And Is Constantly Trying To Find Ways To Make Himself Feel Safe: Therefore He Would Definitely Be A Little Spoon, In This Essay I Will

#it is the ideal situation #mdzs #nieyao #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #jgy #nmj #meng yao #i joked about it early but this is one pointless headcanon that i am committed to #he gets to be tucked away and have an entire human body (strong powerful cultivator body) between him and any potential danger #don't care which ship just committed to the sleeping arrangements #my art #i don't know why i keep trying to shade night scenes i hate night scenes my colours and shadows never work out in night scenes... #but here we are

[super-license]

zak brown saying "breaking up with daniel was very difficult, blah blah blah." i'm sorry were you not the one that hung him out to try in the media every single fucking week in 2022, and told him over the fucking break that he was losing his seat even after he released a public statement that he was committed to the team? you don't get to be all sad about it now that everyone loves him again, like fuck you actually.

#also after seeing the way that james vowels has made it clear to logan that he's committed to supporting him through his struggles #and wanting to maintain a healthy environment at williams just fucking shows how shit mclaren was when daniel was struggling #it makes me so angry i hate it so much #emma.txt #daniel ricciardo #f1

[ghostingcrows]

I used to talk about this a lot but 

IDW Prowl is probably one of the most complex characters in the comics and I absolutely hate it when hes reduced down to “the asshole character”

Cause like

Yeah sure hes got a bit of a stick up his ass

But I feel like people just end there analysis of him there

Has he committed a lot of war crimes and done unethical stuff

Yes

But so has literally EVERYONE else in this universe

Starscream is literally the pinnacle of war crimes

The comics make a point calling out even Optimus for his questionable actions and orders during the war with the Dinobots saying he makes them do the dirty work for him

Megatron literally commits genocide and yet his story ends with an alternate version of him going free and exploring the universe with the LL

The literal war lord was treated better and is looked upon more positively than Prowl and I think it just came down to how fucked Prowl got by the writers

Because while Megatrons redemption was all in your face and you got a shit ton of flashbacks that try to justify the eventual atrocities he would commit you don’t get that with Prowl

Even when Prowl is absolutely in the right you constantly have it disregarded by characters making jokes about him overreacting (being mad OP is sending the space tyrant away with free reign of his own ship isn’t overreacting btw-) and as such you start to think of him as a genuinely irrational character when hes not

Prowl is bad at keeping the relationships he forms yes 

But he is not always at fault for that

While his relationship with CD ended poorly Chromedome is also shown to be kinda of a dick sometimes and commits his fair share of fucked up things such as when he literally ATTACKS PROWL AND FORCES HIS WAY INTO HIS MIND TO PROTECT HIMSELF FROM THE CONSEQUENCE OF HIS ACTIONS WHEN PROWL THREATENS TO TELL REWIND ABOUT THE SHITTY STUFF HE DID IN HIS PAST

This leads to Prowls inevitable snowball out of control when this attack leads to an opening for Bombshell (I think its been a while since I read the comics) to use his tech to mind control him forcing him into combining with the contructicons

Something we learn is an immensely intimate thing with their minds being kinda melded 

This was something Prowl did not want 

And when all was said and done and he was calmed down he still had to live with that gesalt he was forced into with them following him around like fanboys

Nobody ever even really stopped to check in on him 

And as such he understandable went a little bit insane

He had just faced an immensely traumatic invasion of his body and mind and on top of stress form feeling like everything was out of his control and like he couldn’t stop the bad things from happening alongside bitter emotions being brought back up with a return visit to Earth and reunion with spike AND the fact that he feels like Optimus doesn’t trust him and like hes just letting Starscream do whatever he want (something that understandably freaks him out seeing as how he spent 4 million years fighting Starscream) he just kinda snaps

He trys to destroy the space bridge so that no one else can leave or get through and so he can regain some semblance of control

Is it wrong

Yes

But he was not in a good state of mind and no one was helping him at all 

And immediately following his arrest afterward Prowl is confronted by OP who is supposed to be his friend and when Prowl doesn’t say the right things to him to placate him Optimus’ response is to punch him out a window and beat the shit out of him

And not being given any room to breath this is immediately follow up my him getting kidnapped by Tarantulas who is very obviously an impactful and negative part of his past

Prowl just has bad event, one after the other, happen to him over and over again and not only does no one check up on him afterwards to see if hes okay but everyone actively makes fun of him for being understandable unstable

Prowl is a fucking tragedy and not many people seem to be able to see beyond what characters in the comics think of him

#IDW #Prowl #IDW prowl #Asher writing entire essays about the complex nature of a character most people hate- #I will defend IDW Prowl to my death #and I know a lot of people like to point fingers at him for war crimes and questionable actions #but like again almost everyone in IDW has commited a few war crimes #and he was literally the second in command of the entire army #of course he would have had to take on the brunt of the shitty questionable orders #I also think its weird that so many characters point out hes always the one ordering the shitty stuff but never wants to get his hands dirty #but then OP does the same thing and literally ONLY the dinobots point it out #optimus prime #megatron #lost light #taurantulas #starscream

[societeysmenace]

I really love, ADORE how Angel Crowley's feathers get legit ruffled when he gets the news of the universe, the nebulas and stars getting destroyed in 6000. Like, I can't bloody frickin' find a gift of it, but his wings along the edged puff up as he's telling Aziraphale that "They're not there just to twinkle!" Like, holy shit, Crowley just LOVES his work and stars and he gets so MAD ABOUT IT.

Pls give me more of him being annoyed, I love the way they animated his wings, they puff up and I love that.

If this has been addressed/pointed out, pls LET ME KNOW I WANNA AKSBWJAJWIIAJS ABOUT IT ALL GOD HES SO PRECIOUS

I FOUND FUCKIN GIFS OF HIM BEING POOFY

I can't FRICKIN ZOOM IN but LOOK AT HIS WINGS!! HES ANGY LET HIM HAVE HIS STARS DAMN IT. I feel like his lil wings aren't talked about enough and I'm still here, just watching how expressive his wings are, and I just. I could watch them and the first scene of s2 ALL DAY. UGH.

#good omens #good omens season 2 #antony j crowley #crowley #angel crowley #holy shit he hates ppl using stars as wallpapers #his feathers actually PUFF UP #id commit warcrimes for him

[light-bender]

Rereading Rhythm of War and listening to how Gavilar talks to one of the most driven, talented, amazing women in Alethkar like:

I want to haul up this man's soulcast statue and bring him back to life just so She can be the one who gets to kill him this time.

#cosmere #navani kholin #gavilar kholin #rhythm of war #brandon sanderson #the stormlight archive #tsa #i really truly hate this man #the level of committed dedicated verbal avuse he heaps upon her #because you can tell how intimidated he is by her #how dependent he is on her #so he must try and tear her down as low as he can #and even then #hes still quaking in his boots #i want to throttle this man #i want jasnah and dalinar to hear what he said to her #so they can revive and then kill him #because they would #how fucking DAFT do you have to be #how IDIOTIC #to try and insult and tear down such an amazing woman???? #i love navani so much ok? #im happy she found better #and honestly???? #never loved szeth as much as i do in this moment

[circus-k]

they stopped the mississippi purchase together dan and swampy told me so. besties who hate eachother

#just doodles #art #mml #milo murphy's law #vinnie dakota #savannah #do we know her full name????? #mml savannah #savannah mml #that should cover it................... younger designs for them based on the first impressions episode and what my heart tells me #dakota is like. me an the bestie!!! and savannah fucking hates him. not really but she finds him soooo annoying but deep down she cares #post-mississippi i think the timestream healed around everything and they basically had to integrate into a new timeline and went on #different paths #savannah continued to commit herself and takes everything super seriously #while dakota was like. holy shit this new timeline is goated. and its less that he slacked off but more that he was safe enough to relax #and isnt gonna let anything go to waste