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benevolenterrancy · 7 hours
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ghost kings and their respective approaches to god-wrangling
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I am both so sorry and so delighted to have given you OHSHC/TGCF brain worms it’s literally the best thing ever though!!!
It is seriously haunting me at the moment, I can't stop finding the premise absolutely hilarious... here, have some Three Tumours
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Ling Wen doesn't like wearing dresses and uses the boys' uniform instead. For this reason she's often mistaken for a boy which drives her nuts. She's been accused of doing this for clout or preferential treatment.
Ling Wen is the president of the Computer Sciences Club and manages the school's monstrous group chat server. It is hell. She secretly can't wait to graduate because everyone else refuses to learn how to run it and she knows it'll go down in the flames the second she's out the door
Pei Ming is a certified Jock™ and tries to convince his friends to join him on a sports team -- any sports team! -- every year. Hasn't happened yet but he's persistent
(Pei Ming eventually learns that Xie Lian is a Secret Jock and begins a dedicated campaign to pilfer him from the Host Club; Hua Cheng is Not Fucking Amused)
Shi Wudu is easily the richest student in this school of rich kids and is not above throwing his wealth around to get what he wants. This earns him the less than affection nickname of "Tyrant"
He Xuan applied for this school and got through its entrance exams specifically to ruin Shi Wudu's life. No one knows this (or why he's so set on it) except Hua Cheng who thinks it's hilarious
There's a sign outside the compsci club door that says "Palace of Ling Wen". No matter how often she takes this down, one of her compsci minions will put up another of increasingly elaborate design (everyone at this school has money to burn and time to kill)
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benevolenterrancy · 7 days
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When Xie Lian and his bad luck stumbled in and broke that vase Hua Cheng thought his every prayer had been answered -- he now has an iron-clad excuse to keep Dianxia close, dress him in nice clothes, feed him nice food… ideal! He did not stop to calculate the fact that it would mean watching Xie Lian flirt with Literally Everyone. Except. Him. Yin Yu did caluclate this but no one listens to him.
additional Ouran AU thoughts...
yin yu gets more requests than you'd expect, specifically around exam season. he's just a pleasant, solid sort of person who handles people having exam stress breakdowns very well
he xuan is also here due to a debt he refuses to elaborate on. he could have paid it back already but he quickly realized the best food on campus is here and eats enough to dig himself deeper and deeper in debt
50/50 shot if you'll find shi qingxuan as male or female, it's a real lottery for guests that have a preference
feng xin and mu qing are both here. they are not prepared to meet xie lian again after all these years, especially not in this context. he is REALLY not prepared to meet them like this either. he'd prefer no dress, thanks.
what on god's green earth is feng xin doing in a host club when he can't handle women At All? everyone would like to know this. the only reason hua cheng hasn't kicked him out is because he finds his discomfort HILARIOUS
pei ming is a VERY enthusiastic guest to the general dismay of every host. lately though he's been having a good time eating snacks and watching hua cheng and xie lian circle around each other in a very pathetic and no-at-all-subtle way. ho ho.
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benevolenterrancy · 8 days
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~ Kiss Kiss Fall From Heaven ~
@biboomerangboi your tag on my last picture opened my third eye, Xie Lian literally starts the series off by accidentally breaking shit and getting himself into ridiculous debt where's my Ouran High School au???? guys??????
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benevolenterrancy · 8 days
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I've started v7 of Heaven Official's Blessing and let me tell you I was NOT expecting some voltron-style gundam battle but I'm deeply into it
The Series 07 toy sets include Divine Statue Gundam, with Ghost King and Flower Crowned Martial God figures, as well as the God Sword set with 4 additional Heavenly Officials (though the owner of Ghost City Emporium doesn't know why you'd waste your money on that trash)
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benevolenterrancy · 9 days
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He Xuan had just been looking forward to returning to his domain after spending too long up among Heaven's pageantry. He had wanted some peace and quiet, some food, and a nap, in that order. What he hadn't wanted was to find that his home had been invaded in his absence. And that this invader had apparently decided to tidy like some deranged reverse-break-and-entry. He also really, really didn't want to be confronted by a face that even centuries later still featured in his nightmares.
some silliness because I started reading bk7 and a detail in it made me laugh, so I had to write a quick fic incorporating it
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benevolenterrancy · 11 days
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i hate when i get a book on insanely high recommendation and it's just 😶 not good. at all. like, I'm gonna try to read and try to find something positive to say but you live like this??? girl, there's better options out there 😶
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benevolenterrancy · 11 days
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@nekosammsi Plague Doctor and Mermaid [|87 from The Salt Grows Heavy which is a seriously cool novella, would recommend
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benevolenterrancy · 11 days
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I just finished reading bk6 and I have to be honest, this was not the dynamic I was expecting between Xie Lian and White No-Face
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benevolenterrancy · 12 days
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@achilleasfury Xue Yang thinks this meeting could have been an email
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for anyone that actually wants to see the very professional and carefully thought out powerpoint
the "dad's approval" graph i think was an excellent touch on her part
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benevolenterrancy · 16 days
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Wei Wuxian was a borrower, the very last one in Lotus Pier. It was a good enough life. He kept his little home in the walls comfortable. He ate well. He borrowed any fascinating odds-and-ends that he could find, anything that he thought might be useful in the future, just like a good borrower. (And a few things that a good borrower really shouldn't touch, but it wasn't like there was anyone around to tell him not to.) But upon learning that his favourite Bean is planning to travel far, far away to continue his studies, Wei Wuxian spies a rare opportunity to see if there aren't other borrowers out there. Just maybe, in this distant Cloud Recesses, he won't be alone.
I'm a sucker for any borrower-esque story, I just love stories about Lil Guys Being Clever In A Big World. And, well, Wei Wuxian seemed like the perfect Clever Lil Guy to release under the floorboards of the Cloud Recesses
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benevolenterrancy · 25 days
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decided I needed to follow up that picture of jgy petting baxia with nmj petting hensheng
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benevolenterrancy · 25 days
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@achilleasfury maybe the real cure to qi deviation is just to pet the feral sabre spirit until it calms down?
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benevolenterrancy · 25 days
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Opening his eyes confirmed, to his significant irritation, that Wei Wuxian was not actually in the Caiyi town market anymore. He wasn’t even in a bed! Not his and Lan Wangji’s bed in the Jingshi or his rooms at either Lotus Pier or Koi Tower. He had lots of beds to choose from at this point — a frankly unreasonable number, which was not something he had ever really expected for himself, certainly not when for a while his only bed had been a sleeping mat next to a blood pool. But despite this plethora of options, he was still tossed into some dingy corner on an unfamiliar floor. He was feeling rather offended by it all. The sad excuse for kidnappers before him didn't improve his opinions on the situation.
I'm a sucker for comically failed kidnapping attempts, in which the bad guys just don't have a chance in hell of being anywhere near as terrifying as the protagonist, so I decided I needed to write a little one-shot along those lines, to give myself a break from my longer WIPs :3
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benevolenterrancy · 26 days
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pest control
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benevolenterrancy · 29 days
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Hey! Just got a quick question. If tumblr were to disappear tomorrow, which app/platform would you go to?
ain't that the fucking question
At the moment, I have no plans of going anywhere (frankly I've tried other platforms and nothing works for me quite the way that tumblr does) but if I do decide to migrate I'll definitely make a bunch of posts about it so people know. I have people I'd prefer not to leave behind if I can help it...
I've seen a few different names bandied about (cohost? bluesky?) but I know literally nothing about any of them and won't be attempting to learn unless under extreme duress _(>﹏<。ゝ∠)
If the hypothetical digital apocalypse happened and tumblr disappeared and I needed to migrate IMMEDIATELY, you'd find me over on Pillowfort under BenevolentErrancy, probably. It is literally completely empty, but I made it Just In Case back when tumblr first enacted the Porn Ban and things looked rocky for a hot minute
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benevolenterrancy · 1 month
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@frau-wilhelm-klink
who got hurt? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ go as angsty as your heart desires
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