Basically the wedding song
Orpheus: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Eurydice: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person…
Orpheus: You don’t have to wear it—
Eurydice: No. I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Source: Bobs burgers
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Someone who doesn't know this show explain this picture.
(Alternatively, wrong answers only if you do know this show.)
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Persephone: Tell Hermes about the birds and the bees.
Hades: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.
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chiron: don't come on too strong
achilles, turning to patroclus: come home with me
patroclus: who are you?
achilles: the man who's gonna marry you
patroclus:
achilles:
achilles: i'm achilles
chiron:
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medda (to jack): you wanna talk to him?
jack: yes!
medda: go on… jack?
jack: yes?
medda: don’t come on too strong.
jack (to davey): COME HOME WITH ME
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Hermes: Never question your wife's choices. Remember, you were one of them.
Hades: That is exactly why I question her choices.
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Hermes: Just chill. Don't be weird. You want her to like you, right?
Orpheus: Okay!
Orpheus: HI YOUR GOING TO MARRY ME
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Raph, about April: You wanna talk to her?
Donnie: Yes.
Raph: Go on. But Donnie? Don't come on too strong.
Donnie: *nods*
Donnie, to April: Come home with me.
April: Who are you?
Donnie: The man who's gonna marry you.
April: ???
Donnie: I’m Donatello.
April: Is he always like this?
Raph, facepalming: Yes…
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I'm pretty sure that Achilles and Orpheus play the lyre together in the Elysian Fields.
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Orpheus, singing to Eurydice: I can show you the world…
Hermes: You have $2.03.
Orpheus:
Orpheus, still singing: I can show you my driveway!
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Hermes, introducing the gods: Persephone’s the one with the drinking problem.
Persephone: The problem is I don’t have a friggin’ drink in my hand!!
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Orpheus: I’m not looking at you, Eury.
Eurydice: You’re going to, Pheus.
Orpheus: No, I’m not, my muse.
Eurydice: You like looking at me, my poet.
Orpheus: I’m not going to.
Eurydice: Because if you do, you’ll crack. Like an egg.
Orpheus: Yes.
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Hades: Sorry for the mess.
Persephone: What? This place is spotless.
Hades: I meant me. I’m the mess.
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Andrius: You wanna talk to him? Go on. But Venti? Don't come on too strong.
Venti: [nods]
Venti, handing Xiao a flower: Come home with me.
Xiao: Who are you?
Venti: The man who's gonna marry you.
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Weiss: You wanna talk to her?
Blake: Yes!
Weiss: Go on. Blake? Don’t come on too strong.
Blake:
Blake, to Yang: COME HOME WITH ME
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Persephone: *gets home for fall*
Hades, to their kids: Okay, who can go hug mom the fastest?
Hades: *outruns the kids and hugs Persephone first*
Hades: I win! Your little baby toddler legs are too slow!
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