#guys we already had the world almost reset can we not

[herecomesmk]

         Distant distraught MK noises. Why is everyone acting so chaotic today... and why does he have a feeling it has to do with the usual source of everyone's distrust...

#｡.•° ★ * ( crack. 𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐘 ．．． #guys we already had the world almost reset can we not #.wipdashcommtag #still don't got that but #He Is Distressed TM

[starry-nights-garden]

Fuma ✧ Don’t go into the tall grass

✧ &Team Fuma x gn!reader ✧ words: ~2k ✧ genre: domestic fluff, some humor ✧ warnings: none

Desc.: In which your boyfriend Fuma teaches you how to play Pokemon and he doesn’t expect you to like it so much.

Author’s note: this was totally not written for @tomorrowxneverland who has never played Pokemon in her life <3 …yeah I got a little carried away while writing this, it wasn’t supposed to be nearly this long aklsjdöflksa but I hope you enjoyyy~!!!

“What…?” You watch as your boyfriend’s expression changes, his mouth opening and closing several times as the shock on his face grows, and eventually he manages to form words into a sentence. “What do you mean, you’ve never played Pokemon?!”

“I… have never played Pokemon is what I mean by that.”

“Yes, no, but!” Fuma attempts to say something, but his brain fails him. He’s been excitedly rambling about the topic for almost an hour now, and it’s not that you don’t like listening to him when he gets really into it. It’s just that you never really got the chance nor had any interest in playing the games when you were a kid, and so you have close to zero knowledge about Pokemon - except for a few names you’ve memorized as he was telling you about his collection, and, of course Pikachu, because who doesn’t know Pikachu? And now that you’ve reached a point in the conversation where he decided to ask you about your favourite Pokemon, you just couldn’t avoid addressing the elephant in the room anymore. 

“So yeah,” you start talking in hopes of helping the gears up in his head running smoothly again. “That’s why I can’t really tell you what my favourite is. Or who I always had on my team when playing because… I never did.”

“Well this is a huge problem…” He lifts his hand up to his face, covering half of his mouth as he seems to be sinking into thought, surrounded by some of his Pokemon plushies that he’s spread out on the floor as he was giving you some information about them. 

“What?” you snort. “Can’t date someone who’s never played Pokemon?” Your teasing is met with a strong reaction, your boyfriend immediately waving both his hands in front of his chest and shaking his head.

“Of course not!” he assures. “But… do you want to try? I think I have my old Nintendo somewhere here…”

“I mean… sure, why not?” you agree, and Fuma immediately jumps to his feet to take a few steps towards his wardrobe. Rummaging through a few boxes stored at the very bottom of it, it takes him only a few minutes to pull out the small game console, along with the charger and a rectangular box that can only be a Pokemon game. You’re amused by the few seconds of suspense as he tries to turn it on after sitting down next to you, and the sigh of relief that follows as the two screens light up. 

“Okay… I actually didn’t make all that much progress here so… it should be fine… to start a new game…” he mumbles more to himself than you, but the distress in his voice is evident.

“It’s fine, we can also play where you left off-” you attempt to assure him, but he’s already in the process of resetting the save file. 

“It’s fine,” he repeats. “I played the other version more, so that’s the one I’m really attached to.” You don’t really get what he’s saying, but you’re at least glad about the smile he’s showing you now. And then he starts the game for you and hands you the console.

The first few minutes are pretty self explanatory. You press A to advance in dialogue and tell the game whether you want to play as a girl or a boy and what your name is. There’s some old guy explaining stuff about the fictional world you’re about to enter, and that he’s a professor of some sort, and next thing you know you find your avatar waking up in what must be their room. For now your boyfriend is merely watching what you’re doing, but you can tell he’s using everything he has to keep himself from going on an excited rant and spoiling the entire story of the game for you. 

You don’t really pay much attention to the dialogue, wanting to get to the part where you get to catch some Pokemon soon, and luckily Fuma is right there to hint at what you should do next. You reach the part of the game where you have to walk out of what’s supposed to be your home village and follow your in-game friend.

“But I wanna go over there…” you protest, steering your avatar to the right. 

“Ah, you shouldn’t!” Fuma warns you.

“Why?”

“Didn’t you listen to your mother? There’s wild Pokemon in the tall grass, so you shouldn’t go in there yet!”

“But… if I wanna catch some, shouldn’t I go there…?”

“Yes, later,” he explains. “But you don’t have a single Pokemon on your team yet, and you need one to help you catch more!”

“And where do I get that…?” you ask, causing your boyfriend to chuckle at your impatience.

“Just keep playing for now. You’ll get there soon enough.” 

And just like he said, you do. You choose your starter Pokemon solely based on which of the three looks the cutest to you - Fuma praises you for your choice and explains that the first gym will be easy to beat with the one you picked - and complete your first battle without much trouble. The game teaches you the mechanics anyway, but still you have your boyfriend next to you telling you what to do if you’re unsure. 

“Is it fun?” he asks as the game is going over to the next day. 

“Yeah,” you answer absentmindedly, focusing your attention on the device in your hands. You hear him laughing softly at the image in front of him, and then he watches you play some more.

Eventually you get to the point where you have three Pokemon in your team, and somehow the directions your boyfriend is giving you are getting on your nerves a bit.

“It’s fine!�� you tell him. “I think I got it now, let me try playing by myself!”

“Okay, okay…” he says, going quiet as he observes you. You run towards the next city you’re supposed to go to, and you don’t pay much mind to the two newly caught Pokemon both fainting, as your boyfriend had assured you earlier that you can always have them healed again. 

“I think it’s about time you-”

“I know,” you interrupt his attempted warning, not noticing how he watches your next move anxiously. Thanks to your starter Pokemon you manage to win the next fight, but now you find yourself wondering whether you should go back to the last village to heal them or keep walking towards the next one.

“Uhm, actually…” you speak up. “How far until I reach the next… uh… hospital?”

“The next city is still a bit away…” he willingly helps you. “But turning back is risky too. Don’t you have potions left?” You shake your head no. “I see… then you should probably go back to the last Pokemon center.”

“Okay.” So you turn around and you move, running right into a patch of tall grass, when you hear your boyfriend exclaiming next to you,

“Nooo, don’t r-... oh.” He lets out a sound of resignation as a wild Pokemon encounter gets triggered and you hear the unsettling warning sound signaling that your Pokemon only has a couple of HP left.

“So what do I do now?” you ask.

“Well, since you don’t have any potions left you’re gonna lose the battle and faint and then wake up at the last Pokemon center you visited,” Fuma explains calmly.

“Oh… and is that bad? Like, are there any consequences, like do I lose all my Pokemon?”

“No,” Fuma lets out a short laugh. “Nothing bad actually happens, aside from the humiliation of losing at a kid’s game.” You shoot him an empty look as the screen of the console in your hands goes black and it causes him to chuckle. “I’m kidding, it’s okay,” he says, now speaking softly and he extends his hand to pat your head once. “Just so you know for next time - Pokemon tend to appear more if you run through tall grass instead of walking slowly.”

“Oh…”

“It’s fine, everyone learns the hard way that you should always carry enough potions with you and better turn back sooner rather than later to get your team healed. But also…” He puts an arm around your shoulders and then points his chin at the window in his room. “I think it’s about time we get some food.”

“No.” Your immediate response makes him chuckle.

“No?”

“Just until I’m at the first gym.” And now Fuma laughs, leaning back and stretching his back with his hands up in the air.

“That will take waaaaay too long,” he explains. “I’ll have starved by then.”

“Then you get some food and I stay here.”

“Y/N,” he calls out your name, trying to sound strict but he still ends up talking more softly than he wants. “You need to eat well if you want to become the Champ!”

“The what?” 

“Right, you don’t know what that is either…” He lets out a sigh. And then, after a second of collecting his thoughts, he reaches out to capture your chin between his thumb and index finger, turning your head to make you look at him properly. “I’ll explain that to you while we’re eating, okay?”

“Hmpf…” You pout at him like a five year old would as their mom tells them to stop playing a game, but the smile he shows you as his gaze slowly wanders down to your lips stirs up an entirely different set of emotions deep within you.

“Come on,” he says. “We can play more later.”

“Only if I get a kiss…” you try to bargain, but Fuma just laughs at you and then he gets up.

“Come get it then,” he says, walking towards the door of his room slowly, giving you enough time to rise to your feet as well and to catch up with him. He willingly lets you spin him around as you reach him, and he meets you in the middle as you lean in to kiss him. His lips move against yours gently as he sets the pace and you have your palms placed on his shoulders to hold onto him. Too soon does he pull away, shooting you a grin that tells you you fell into his trap, but when you kiss him again you catch him off guard. And then, once you part you spin on your heels and walk back to where you had put the game console.

“Go get some food now,” you say, sitting back down and returning your full attention to the game. “I’ll tell you if I get stuck somewhere.” You hear your boyfriend letting out a massive sigh of disbelief over how him trying to trick you turned into him getting tricked himself. However, he knows any effort to try and convince you one more time to put the game down would only be in vain, so he simply accepts it and disappears out the door. 

You don’t think much of it anymore, simply focusing on the game in front of you, but when a few minutes later you hear him entering the room again, you look up in surprise.

“Not eating? Oh.” He sits down right next to you with a bowl of more leftovers than he can eat by himself, and as he holds out a bite to you, you find yourself grinning from ear to ear.

“Thanks,” you mumble, accepting the food he’s holding out to you, and bumping your head into his shoulder as you continue to play.

#&team fluff #fuma fluff #andteam fluff #andteam drabbles #andteam scenarios #andteam imagines #andteam x reader #fuma x reader #fuma drabbles #&team drabbles #&team x reader #&team scenarios #&team imagines #fluff

[ohandcounting]

Oblivion Theory / Pile of Snow Theory by WandyDoodles / @wandydoodles

Oblivion Theory link

It's a good read! Go read it! It's way faster than 190 pages looks like because the font is big and plenty of pictures too. Almost like reading a comic book level of difficulty to focus, I like it a lot. My specific thoughts below the read more

I think this is potentially dead on for at least the symbolism that's going on, though it's still probable to me that there is also an "in-universe" angel. I'm also not sure if I agree with the assumption that the red soul we pilot is special beyond it being a human soul either? Like, there's no reason (YET) to believe that a different human couldn't also seal fountains just from their soul being able to float around in dark worlds like ours does. (like the Susie jail escape, Ferris wheel, literally every battle, etc.) Like, they could just be a magician like those dudes who did a big magic barrier in Deltarune.

On the ending thoughts: I was going to add that Sans' could be talking about Flowey, but...No. Flowey hasn't revealed himself to anyone except us in this timeline. How the hell would he know our type if not from something that happens in DR?! I never noticed it before! Flowey does explain other dialog, like "our reports showing timelines jumping around" and what not even if you did Geno first run/on a true reset. It's why I never thought about it before.

The proposal for The Vessel being The Knight seems very, hard to believe at first. I'm still not settled on it myself, but: The Vessel could be mistaken for Kris if they throw on a hood maybe? "There's that creepy Kris going to the library. We're used to our 1 human in town!" With a lot of characters showing a knowledge on what's going to happen (like Jevil) they might just know when to go do things already without raising suspicion. Only appearing when Kris wouldn't, and/or slipping by without people seeing. It's interesting to me that they never bothered addressing that tbh. I wonder if it's just something they couldn't explain well so rather than bringing it up, they're just hoping we explain it ourselves/wait for new chapter dialog to confirm this.

I am 100% sold on the knight not wanting to end the world though, I've been calling it the "Conspiracy Theory Theory" where the Bad Guy™ is not the Bad Guy™ but rather someone trying to make us Stronger so we can help fight The Really Bad Guy™ (like Kill La Kill kind of[the 10th anniversary was recent, so it's just the only example I can think of atm.]) It gets that ridiculous name because I believe MANY characters are in on it, including Kris themselves, Ralsei, The Red Soul, The Knight, Goner Maker Sequence Voices 1 & 2, Mystery Man, Geoff, Gaster, etc. Pretty much everyone who could be except Susie.

The save file analysis is wrong I feel? When Flowey takes over the save file, that is a veteran with literal near-godlike powers who knows how to manipulate saves. He hasn't had control for 9999:99 yet, despite what the timer shows. That info could be missing for Kris because we weren't there when it was made, what we use to see save file information shows what's missing because it literally doesn't know how long Kris has had that save nor where it was made. We get to see the name because we're in their body though. Like we see empty save files, and they're just empty. After a true reset? It's just empty, just like erasing a file in Deltarune. Kris having ANY information means something more than "just to establish you as a separate entity even harder than Undertale." Especially if the cut intro of Susie trying to wake us up is still hinting towards something like a timeloop being canon. (instead of being cut because it's not longer true)

Save file part 2 break in paragraph for easier reading: It might also be because Kris doesn't have the soul they made that save with anymore, if you're a Kris Is Toy Knife Kid Equivalent Truther like me.

It also falls for the trap of thinking what Chara says at the end of genocide is strictly a metanarrative statement, not something Chara believes will be possible. In a game where characters consistently say things that apply both in and out of universe, which I've never liked. Like Flowey after restarting the game after in TPE talking to both: 1.) us in the meta, but believes he is giving his parting words to 2.) Chara IN universe.

But like everything with depth, people are gonna make mistakes. Especially mistakes they don't think are mistakes and are much simpler answers without constant "catches" and clarifications. It's kind of like explaining King Crimson to people, where I'm the only person to do it right. (not a serious statement)

They also point to Mettaton's nebulous "Ratings" when mentioning the amount of monsters in the underground, instead of the echo flower where it's stated there's literally thousands of monsters??? This is something I see people do all the time?

#Undertale #Deltarune #UtDr #UtDr Theory #Deltarune Theory #Oblivion Theory #Pile of Snow Theory #undertale theory #<- thorough tagging because this goes over a lot and I like it and it's not mine so I'm not self-conscious about over tagging #(I probably forgot something I wanted to talk about but it's 4am so I get a pass 👍)

[s-------i-------g]

I was not only recounting the story of Owen Hart to some coworkers at my actual job but then it shifted to an inquiry where all the wrestlers and production staff for WWE were at a bunch of picnic tables at a warehouse where we were all given cards stating if we thought Vince McMahon was responsible for Owen's death and I wrote that he was, and then I got singled out for it. I was asked to explain myself, I did and I have an impassioned speech at Vince.

"He was possibly one of greatest wrestler of all time and you should've known better but no, you had to make fun of Sting."

I was promptly fire and made my way out to the parking lot (which seemed to be situated in a large meeting area that you might rent from the Y in Estes Park) and told someone there I was fired.He assured me that at least Kirstie Allie got the chance to pork all day with some guy in a van. I then went to my car which was now somehow parked at a corner of a city somewhere and there was a street vendor selling styrofoam containers of "barbecue." My brother had already bought me one which seemed less like actual barbecue and just had a some weird fried ball things. They ran out when he went back in line to get himself some, so he asked if he could have my plate and I told him he could.

While I was driving some of my friends around, I told them we had to make a stop somewhere. It was a weird old building of some kind that, inside, featured a full set of what I guess was Gotham city. There I was met with a bunch of reincarnations of various Catholic saints and for some reason Thomas Aquinas was dressed like Robin and climbing on of Gotham's skyscrapers. I was supposed to, at some indeterminate point in time, reset all of reality.

"What are you wearing?" One of them asked, seemingly disgusted.

"Sorry, I but my stuff from my thrift store," I responded.

"We can tell," another one of them chimed in.

"Look, I don't make enough money at my fucking job to be keeping with fashion, that's why I have to wear last year's crocs," I told them. And then I took a pair of beige-swirl Crocs sandals out of one of those Halloween variety bags of candy. I then told them I was glad that my rome in all this meant that I wouldn't have to deal with them after it was done.

I then went to my job at Saturday Night Live doing production work at a weird warehouse they had set up for the show. I was then told I had to help get the guest. Somehow that meant that I had to go on a Segway and ride out onto the Techno highway to go meet him on an unspecified point on the highway. The techno highway was basically all neon pink everywhere outside. I met him and he had some weird contraption that was two bucket seats side by side with wheels on either side of that and some hidden tires underneath. The world then turned into entirely grey tones (it was kind of nice looking). He tried showing me what the vehicle could do, but it fell apart immediately and he chose to ride the rest of the way to what looked like a prototypical neon theater somewhere on a hoverboard. While on the highway we discussed how weird the segway was and how it was bullshit you weren't supposed to lean all the way forward until almost parallel with the ground while riding it. Then we made it just on time and the guest was Jim Carrey which I guess I just never noticed.

They didn't have time for a rehearsal so they put him in a matching dress and long blond wig that the entire cast was wearing while they all went up and down a staircase doing various dances signaling it was some kind of corporate retreat but there was no actual joke and the audience was completely silent. I mentioned something to the effect that I didn't understand what the joke was and it didn't seem funny to which a PA yelled at the cast that was, I guess, on break "Spencer doesn't think that sketch was funny!" To which a visibly annoyed Keenan Thompson came up to me and demanded to know why I didn't think it was funny.

I told him that it didn't seem to have a joke other and that it seemed like "Just a company of normal people having fun a little but not even in a weird way. What's the point that's just something that actually happens in real life?" He just waved his hand in dismissal and walked away but after that the entire caet hated me which I thought was unfair. I told one of my work friends that was also backstage that "I think I might've just lost my job."

I then went out into the stage where they filmed the last sketch and was immediately verbally assaulted by a woman writer/cast member that I feel like was representative of Kate McKinnon, but was not actually her. She kept berating me about how I don't have the right to judge and that I was a piece of trash that would never be good enough to actually have a job that mattered to the show. I got so pissed because she just kept going on that I smacked her in the face. Like three times. She ran off and I was like

"Oh shit, I shouldn't have done that." I went over to a small bench that was at the edge of the set where Lorne Michaels already was and I told him "I know what happened and I'm sorry. I understand I probably don't have a job now and that's fine, that's appropriate, but I am sorry that I did it." Lorne got up and patted me on the shoulder and told me it was okay and that he was looking into it. Then he went off and I sat down on the bench where he was while I clasped one of those soft plastic 3-ring hinders that zip up that was see-through, worrying about what might happen next. A different coworker who I was friendly with asked me if I was okay and I said "No. I probably just lost my job, which is fine, but it means I have to be ride out a lease in New York City and I don't know if I'll be able to pay my tent." There was no response and some word yension. Then I woke up.

#dreams

[friskyreallysmallbits]

Dsmp thoughts because yeah

heyoooo spoilerrrrs! I just wanted to share because ye! i can! trying to put my thoughts into words here

I've been there since day 1 too, not the only one ofc. The ending was, ok. I guess, not the best ending indeed but not terrible either. There where many things that could have been better if people actually thought stuff ahead and dont try to fit everything into a schedule - I can understand, they still have a life outside streaming and getting everyone together must be pretty hard. - , but this is the end we got. For me it all ended in the prison event I must say, I think that would have been the high note where dsmp could have ended. Almost all characters got next to 0 conclusion and the main people that got them, ehhhhhh- bittersweet, especially with all the nuke stuff. Fuck c!Dream and c!Punz, c!Tommy and c!Tubbo deserve the world - Jack manifold was just a ¿¿¿ he could have had so much potential. I am a sucker of the Reset trope, look I love it. But here - it was not well executed, if they do keep up with it i hope we get some closure out of it because eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh- not much great of a ending, especially with the c!tommy and c!dream situation -a lot of people were hurt by it- I am kinda sad so many characters that were well loved and had a following just got their stories cut short, as cc!Eret once said there is just a lack of communication -along those lines- I do think there shouldn't be a second season, just let it die - it was good while it lasted! you might burnout the story more than you already did! but then again its their work so to each their own. Also kinda sad a lot of Techno's stuff was lost in the way, of course tommy didnt though of it because -lore- but that meant a lot to his fans, not blaming the guy! - just a thought i wanted to share. Anyways, it was good while it lasted glad i was part of this community!

#dsmp #dsmp spoilers #dream smp

[officialinvisibleanon]

H, sorry too tired to spell your name, can you explain your past?

((Sorry, Hanazuki is not here right now, however, I can answerAUGH-))

Hanazuki, pushing Starlo out of the way: "HELLO! IT'S ME! HANAZUKI! Okay, my past, I can do that. You wanna know about my origin or the part whereip I deviate from my canon? You know what I can do both."

"Right, so, I'm not an OC. I'm an actual character from a real show called Hanazuki: Full Of Treasures. You can link that at the end, right? Okay good. And I was birthed from a rainbow. Now; my origin was never explained so I don't know exactly where I came from but logistically speaking I was probably made to fight a biiiig evil planet-eating blob thing called the 'Big Bad' and bring pEaCE ThrOuGhOUt tHE GaLAxY or something."

((Uh- break up your paragraphs, buddy. People won't want to read if there's too many words.))

Hanazuki: "No. Also, there are two- uh- one-and-a-half seasons, and after season one is when all the stuff that made me separate from my 'Canon' self happened. So after season one and before season two I asked my sister Kiazuki what would happen if we mixed specific fruits and if we could induce certain specific emotions. Also the only fruits in my world are basically juice pouches that make you feel stuff. It's complicated and watch the show. Anyways one thing led to another and she basically became a scientist."

"So around this time the Mouth Portals, watch the show, started spewing out human things like TVs and Car Batteries and Gameboys and DVDs and this is basically what introduced me to pop culture. So after indulging in unhealthy amounts of fictional media I fell into undertale. No idea how but a sinkhole opened up and I fell into undertale. Long story short I did a genocide, felt bad, reset, changed the story in a weird way that wasn't supposed to happen and a portal opened up leading me through a multiversal adventure guided by this guy's broken playlist. On that note: I think I have ink-related PTSD."

((Got it. No more BATIM songs.))

Hanazuki: "No more please. So during all that I started missing having a home and due to becoming the main character of like every video game and TV show ever, I had become almost infinitely powerful and had gained the ability to make interdimensional portals. So I took a random white void, one of many, and threw a few neighborhoods from my friends home world's, and BingBangBoom the ImagiNation was founded. It didn't have a name until years later though."

((Yup. Okay. Why are you here exactly?))

Hanazuki: "Time in your Officialverse is extremely slow compared to my world, which moves about at the real world's speed. I gotta deal with the politics of my universe getting literally reset and everyone being sent to a black void; A process that is so complicated that I literally cannot explain it to you as you don't understand it yourself. I'm just here cause this is the first question about me in a while."

((Fair.))

Hanazuki: "Oh, by the way, don't freaking do that again. There are children in my city. Not smart main character children, but children children. And they are all traumatized now. You are a mod and can stop bad things from happening and I honestly do not understand why you didn't turn off the wormhole. No one wanted it, everything stopped, that reboot you hyped up didn't even work and- it was stupid all around man."

((Yeah yeah, hindsight was 20/20-))

Hanazuki: "No, it was blatantly obvious and you did it anyway because you- I dunno- wanted to???"

((You may go now.))

Hanazuki: "A- we aren't done!"

((I apologized to everyone already-))

Hanazuki: "YOU DIDN'T APOLOGIZE TO ME!"

((...Oh. Oh, alright. Um... Sorry for... Destroying your world for a bit.))

Hanazuki: "You don't mean it. You don't really care that my feelings are hurt because I'm not real in the same way you are. Just- put up the links."

((Oh, okay. You can find Hanazuki: Full Of Treasures pirated on YouTube and I recommend the playlist below.))

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4pcemdPlJvbP7CjxKxZglj0e67tunOMJ

[zaruba-needslove]

some more update on their defense of the Vcine

[It’s not a departure from what was established in the show.

Michinaga wasn’t able to convince Keiwa to abandon the dark road he set out on because he felt guilty for setting him down that path in the first place. That no longer applies in this case, especially now that Michinaga is in lock-step with Ace’s ideals. Michinaga using words to calm the kid down shows this growth as a character, not some sort of retcon because they never said “oh Michinaga has always been great with words, he’s got this”.

Dooms Geats being a departure from the Ace we know was already explained in the movie. In the 1000 years that lie between Dooms Geats’ time and the events of the show, Ace lost his faith in humanity after observing them for that period of time. His friends died out so long ago that and nothing really changed. That’s why he has the white hair and blue eyes. He’s become a dispassionate arbiter of human lives. That’s not a retcon because we had never seen Dooms Geats up until this point and our present-day Ace remains the same as always.

The only “retcon” you claim that I can somewhat agree with is the Michinaga being part-Jyamato bit. But even that’s super minor because they can always say that continuous use of the Jyamato buckle results in a permanent physiological change that can’t be reset, only suppressed. Beroba even mentions in the movie that that part of him is never going away. It’s not that big of a deal.]

and the guy who kept on insisting that the vcine was a huge retcon overall is being downvoted to hell lol.

This will be a LONG RANT. Kinda a pity i cant direct this rant at them.

because he felt guilty for setting him down that path in the first place.

And I thought said 'guilt' would be a strong motivation for Bitchy to try THEIR BEST to convince Keiwa to leave the dark side. I dunno blaming Keiwa for ruining the world was Bitchy trying 'hard' to convince Keiwa to leave Jitt and Kekera? I dunno him justifying killing Sara and the other parasite victim as inevitable since they can no longer be saved was bitchy's way of expressing his remorse? I din knoe blandly saying you killed someone's sister was 'great' way to show that one was feeling guilty? Not until being almost killed by Kekera did Bitch ever admit that he was wrong/commited a grave mistake AND SAID SORRY. But apparently that was how some1 supposed to show that they're 'repenting'. Don't tell me Mich's had been reflecting on his wrong doing all these times while still acting an arrogant jerk who did no sin. Cos he sure dont look like it. Like until he accidentally 'killed' Sara and saw how devastated Keiwa was afterwards, that guy didn't seem bothered about the other kills he had committed. Before or after. Did that guy ever think about Sara when he dropped Keiwa to their death during H&H stage? Don't think so.

MichCow couldn't convince Keiwa to escape the dark side because he felt guilty abt Keiwa? You gotta be kidding me. If he was really feeling guilty, he'll do EVERYTHING he could to get Keiwa back... instead of giving up.

What a ridiculous joke. (i so need a Spanner react gifs) 😧

Ace lost his faith in humanity after observing them for that period of time.

He’s become a dispassionate arbiter of human lives.

That's just lazy writing. Like are they really saying there won't be any other humans having the same heart as Keiwa Neon Win Hotaro Rinne Spanner etc being born/designed throughout the span of those 1000 years? For the dude who insist on 'Hate the sin and not the sinner' it felt like a regression of Ace character to turn White Ace as evil. Why don't we get a goth Black Ace instead? As in white Ace starting to rot away and leaving the darkness... creating black Ace? Then THAT Ace could go evil for all I care. Or have Suel corrupt Ace from the inside. That made more sense than the whole 'become dispassionate' stuff.

Beroba even mentions in the movie that that part of him is never going away. It’s not that big of a deal.

But it DID go away post-JGP, right?

It's no big deal they said, it's minor. Yet post jyamashin onwards Mich DID act like the part of him that turn Jyamato had completely go away; not the way Daichi's Jyamato healing ability and Jyamato powers remained intact post Keiwa's wish despite losing all the other 'perks' he got from eating the fruit frm his Tree of Knowledge, but more to how Neon's and Kanato and Mario's Jyama-zombification went away post game completion. Also the very fact that this was only mentioned in this v-cine already screams retcon. Like the writing suddenly wanted to make the half jyamato thing relevent again despite forgetting about it for almost the entirety of the Yearning and Creation arc.

they can always say that continuous use of the Jyamato buckle results in a permanent physiological change that can’t be reset, only suppressed.

Thing is.... DOES Mich even use Jyama buckle THAT much to cause perma change? Was Jyama buckle on the same level of Boost Mk II in that sense? There wasn't any mention of that.

'It isn't a big deal' but isn't Jyamato Awaking about Hazuki, Haruki and to an extent Daichi and fam and the cow trying to find their place in the world despite their Jyamato side? So shouldn't the plot about Mich actually still retain his Jyama bit be treated better instead of only mentioning it when its convenient?

Like it'd made more sense if it was established that the true source of Jyamashin's power was due to the Jyama cells and not just the Goddess's powers. Also the whole Jyamashin not effective against Jyama armour n Premiums should've be explained better. Like why is it like that?

And one would've think after being turned into half Jyamato undead the guy could show some empathy/hesitance before taking down the parasite Jyamato (Like how Keiwa hesitated abt attacking Rook, even more since these are actual ppl being turn to Jyamato instead of copying the appearance of their 'fertilizers') but nah... he treat em the same with any other Jyamato. Mich still treat things black and white with the same unfeeling attitude. Heck I'd even buy the reasoning that he refused returning to society post JGP was just him self aware then he's no longer full-human and dont fit in. And not cos he's supposed to be dead. cos then the lead up to JyamaAwaking din feel cheap. But the show not doing that, did they?

Like ppl find it hard to believe how the show treat Neon's mom's change of attitude (which is actually not that much diff either) yet when that happened to Michi suddenly the drastic transition from ass to not!ass was 'believable'. For eg. Mich never really properly show how he changed from wanting ALL Kamen Riders to die/want to crush all KR (cos anyone who accepted the drivers to get the wish are inherently selfish and don't deserve to get their wishes granted) to 'I want to save them from their greed/want to protect other people's happiness. Esp when the guy spent a good part of the earlier arcs acting like it's fine if players get killed in-game by the Jyamato... showing that he DON'T care if other people die as long as he wins and gets the power to crush all KR (in which even THAT wish can also go either direction as much as Keiwa's wish to revive DGP victims can either go bad or good). And even when told that even civillians could be sacrificed despite them not chosing to get involved with the DGP, he still DID NOT CARE as long as he can win his game. Heck, Ace could've gone to help Keiwa reach Sara during the Saboten second run but Mich care more about stealing Ninja away so he can be hero instead. (and cos of that Sara was taken) Is THAT the action of a guy who cared about protecting other people happiness from the start?

So they really believe Mich was so caring about other people's innocent lives (aside frm taking revenge for Tohru) from the very beginning? Since when did Mich cared about other ppl's happiness early on?

It's also jarring to see cow go from thinking that killing Ace was what gonna solve all the problems to 'I believe in Ace' stance. Like since WHEN did he believed that? If he really believed in Ace, Mich should also had faith in Ace who still believed in Keiwa and TRUST that there still good in Keiwa enough that he seriously want to SAVE K-chan. If he really believed in Ace, he wouldn't complain abt why Neon got her core id back despite how he already destroyed it (like some sore loser feeling bitter that Ace didn't only care about him but also care a lot about Keiwa, Neon, Win, Daichi, etc)

Daichi's redemption was at least done slightly better than 'sweep under the rug' bullshit redemption. (As in Daichi taking responsibility in taking care of the Jyamato he helped cultivate post series.) And tat's even without us knowing why Daichi obsess about having all knowledge aside frm being a trivia king.

Lel i rant so much to the point i dunno if I make sense anymore.

Michi acting like he had tons of empathy now and can unabashedly go huggy wuggy felt OOC just like it was weird seeing Kusaka being actual nice to innocent Orphnoch kids.

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[androgynousblackbox]

Not actually arguing that Toriel doesn't have her own faults, but that whole "you could just have taken the one soul and gone outside to get more" wasn't actually a suggestion, it was pointing out his contradiction. What she saw as cowardly, that he couldn't commit to going out to murder more people but also couldn't commit to backing out of what he declared out of pain and anger.

What she doesn't recognize is what she did was also cowardly and noncommittal. She doesn't raise a single hand to stand up to and stop any of the violence, not until the very very end where at that point it's almost pointlessly redundant. And, like you pointed out, a lack of a plan to change the status quo and free anyone.

I really like how they both represent extremes in reacting to pain and how to deal with the world afterward, and how both of these extremes are portrayed as incorrect, or at least incomplete. That more nuance and balance and treating people as individuals instead of all one way or another is what's needed.

"Not actually arguing that Toriel doesn't have her own faults, but that whole "you could just have taken the one soul and gone outside to get more" wasn't actually a suggestion, it was pointing out his contradiction. What she saw as cowardly, that he couldn't commit to going out to murder more people but also couldn't commit to backing out of what he declared out of pain and anger." But there is no contradiction, she was just needlessly cruel for no reason, just pouring more salt into the wound because she knows she couldn't do shit either to improve anything. Asgore didn't want to kill anyone but there was no other choice at all on the table to do it. Killing that way or waiting for children to drop are both traumatizing and horrible, and he would prefer not to do either. But since he is forced to a situation where he was to do it, at least do it on a way that puts less people at risk because who the fuck knows how a Boss Monster powered with a human soul that is an adult and in full control of his powers would react if humans had attacked him the same way that they did to Asriel. He could have just died to the same people who killed his children or end up destroying a whole village, we don't know and neither does anyone in the game. If the kids drop at least only the kids will be gone, not anyone else. How cowardly of this guy to not risk killing even more people! Why would he back up of what he said when they know there's no other choice and Toriel never finds any either? When that was the only thing that gave monsters hope in who knows how long? "How coward you are for not backing away from literally the only thing that makes sense if we want to get out." Huh? On the true ending the only way to destroy the barrier was when Asriel/Flowey used all their collective "soul power" of everyone, including the six children and Frisk. In normal circumstances where Frisk just goes back to the humans literally no one ever would have thought of that and souless Flowey would continue on torturing everyone and resetting for his own amusement. Even in that case the game is telling us that no, you literally do need the souls, there's no other way. Even in the best case scenario, who knows if that plan would have worked WITHOUT the souls that Asgore had already gathered. I don't mean to say like "killing kids good" or anything like, but if that is the only course of action they know that it can work and it's about saving an entire civilization from extinction, I don't know with what fucking face Toriel can just stay there and pretend like anyone else is in the wrong for choosing it. Especially, very especially, when she is fully aware that she also bears responsibility on the whole children killing. She is immortal so she will be fine either way, but not everyone else! I am just saying that I am kinda done with everyone being "but he killed six children!!!" when it comes to Asgore while pretending like Toriel did nothing wrong. She fucked up too. That was my only point.

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The Baby Series- godparents

note: ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL THE REVEAL:))

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Josh:

You set your table, and reset your table. You and Josh had invited Jake and Monica over for dinner. Even though, you weren’t super Religious, you wanted to have someone who would take care of your child if something happened to you or Josh. Neither of you could think of better people than his twin and your best friend.

Josh had found the perfect gifts for both of them, wanting to moment to be special. He knew from a young age, that Jake would be his first child’s godfather. He loved Sam, but the bond between him and his twin, was something only few people in the world had the opportunity to live.

You had known Monica since grade school. You never quite fit in, being a free spirit. Your parents had loved art, and that passion was passed to you. Monica understood you, and you understood her, as cheesy as it sounds. Josh had said you and Monica were just like twins, being able to say so much with just a simple look. Monica would be there person who would teach your child the beauty in nature and the things that surround it.

“It looks beautiful,” Josh said coming up behind you, “And so do you,”

You wore simple pair of black jeans and a patterned sweater, “Thank you. How’s dinner coming?”

“Should be ready when they get here,” Josh said and you nodded.

“You can pop open that wine bottle if you want,” You said, “I know Jake will if you don’t.”

“Jake will do what?” Jake said as he entered into Josh’s apartment, “Hello Y/N, brother,”

“Jacob,” Josh said hugging his brother, and then Jake hugged you hello, “I was about to open a bottle of Cab, you down?”

“Oh fuck yeah-“ Jake said and then looked at you, “I’m sorry, I hope they didn’t hear that,”

“I don’t think they did,” You smiled and Jake nodded, following his brother into the kitchen. You sighed as there was a knock on the door. Monica smiled, holding a bouquet of orange roses, “Ugh, it’s been too long!” You said greeting her and she hugged you back.

“Look at you, momma!” Monica said, beaming you a bright smile, “So beautiful!”

“Thank you,” You said, “Come in, welcome to Josh’s apartment,”

“Very. . . Josh-like,” Monica said as you led her into the kitchen.

You guys migrated to the dinning room, after Josh pulled the pot roast he had spent all day making out of the oven. You all eat and shared stories and laughs.

“Okay, okay,” You said, “Josh and I have a question to ask both of you,” Josh grabbed your hand, and rubbed his thumb over the back of it, “We both love you guys so much, and know you love us and our baby too, so we want to ask, if you guys would be our baby’s godparents?”

“Oh my goodness, you didn’t even need to ask me, of course!” Monica said and jumped up to hug you.

“Of course, big bro.” Jake smiled at his twin, “They’re gonna need a cool uncle who lets them drink at their house on the weekends,”

“We got you guys gifts,” Josh said and grabbed the two gift bags that were sitting on the piano. Both Monica and Jake tore into them, both of them getting matching charm bracelets to commemorate the special moment.

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Jake:

It wasn’t every day that the only girl, Ronnie Kiszka came home from college. You had jumped at the opportunity to invite her out for a girls day, going to get your nails done and do some shopping, as your growing belly had made your selection of clothes smaller and smaller by the week. Ronnie has more than happy to go out with you for the day. She was over the moon excited when Jake had brought you home almost 3 years ago. She had been the only girl in the house of 3 boys, and was desperate for a big sister. You had been the gift she’d been praying for, and she had been so excited when Karen called and told her you were pregnant. Ronnie was already filling her amazon cart with different things to spoil her future niece or nephew.

“Ugh, I needed this,” You groaned as the nail tech was massaging your feet, “Jake says my ankles are swollen,”

“I don’t think they’re swollen,” Ronnie said glancing over at your feet, “But what does he know,” You laughed and she reached over into her purse and pulled out a small gift box, “For you, momma,”

“You didn’t need to get me anything!” You said and she shook her head.

“You are now forever linked to my brother, you deserve it,” She joked and you laughed. You opened the gift and gasped at the small gold necklace with the letter K on it, similar to the one Ronnie had on her neck, “My mom got one when she married my dad, and I got one when I was born. So I thought, since you’re apart of this family now, you deserve one too,”

“Thank you, so much,” You said, tears filling your eyes. You smiled wiping them away, blaming the hormones, “I actually got something for you,”

You leaned over to grab your purse, and pulled out a similar small box and handed it to the girl. She opened it, and pulled out the silver charm bracelet, with a single heart shaped charm on it. She read the back of it and smiled up at you.

“Of course I’ll be their godmother!” She smiled and leaned over to hug you, “I’m so surprised, but so honored!”

“I couldn’t think of anyone else who would do a good job if something were to happen to me and Jake. Jake’s only request is that you make sure the baby learns how to play the guitar and doesn’t listen to mainstream music,” You giggled and Ronnie nodded. You guys spent the rest of the day talking, sharing details about what type of baby shower you would want, and how Jake was swearing that you guys were having a boy. You were hoping that Jake was following through on his plan to ask the baby’s godfather.

“You fucker!” Jake yelled as the boys were in another argument about how Jake’s guitar solo should go, “You don’t even play the guitar, why the fuck should I listen to you!?”

“I play the vocals Jacob! The solo should compliment my voice as I have to come in after it!” Josh yelled back.

“You can’t come in after a guitar solo!”

“Freddie did when Brian played a solo in the middle of Bohemian Rhapsody!”

“Cause he’s Freddie fucking Mercury. He could come in after a fucking tuba solo and be amazing,” Jake argued.

Josh rolled his eyes and stormed out of the studio, again. Jake cursed and sat down in the chair next to the sound board. He knew that Josh could come in after his guitar solo and be amazing, he just was too stubborn to admit it. Jake crossed his arms over his chest and swayed back and forth in the chair he sat in, until his eyes fell on the small gift bag you made him take to the studio. He rolled his eyes and grimaced, pushing himself up from his spot. He thought it was probably the best way to apologize to Josh and get him to come back in and record. Jake grabbed the gift and then walked down the hall to the next studio. He opened the door softly and heard his brother singing over the track. It was amazing, as usual. Jake was so proud of how far his brother has come in his vocal talent, he wasn’t the same kid who hid behind the sound of instruments, he could now belt over the instruments, singing powerful lines of music. When Josh was done with his recording, Jake clapped for him, startling the older twin.

“You done being a bitch?” Josh asked.

“I come baring gifts,” Jake said lifting up the gift bag, “it’s a truce,”

Josh glared at him but then nodded for him to come in the booth. Jake walked in and handed Josh bottle of water and the gift. Josh thanked him, sipping down some water and opened the gift. He pulled out the small gift box, tearing the lid open and looking at the necklace inside, a charm similar to the one that Ronnie got on it.

“There’s no one else on this planet that I would want more to watch over my child if something were to happen to us,” Jake said stuffing his hands in his pockets, “Will you be my baby’s god-“ Jake couldn’t even finish the question when Josh pulled him in for a tight hug, “I’ll take that as a yes,”

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Sam:

Sam was the one who came up with the idea to ask his best friend and his girlfriend to be godparents of the twins. Even though he had a good relationship with his older brothers, he felt like he couldn’t choose between them. It would be too hard to determine which one was going to be godfather of which child. Besides, Danny was just as much a brother to Sam as his own biological brother’s were. And Mackenzi had basically become a sister to you. You knew it was probably going to intimidating to ask them to be godparents to not one but two children, hell it was intimidating for you to understand that you were going to be parents of two children in a short amount of time. Sam was also the one who picked out the gifts for each of them, you had insisted that you didn’t need to do gift, but Sam said you had to. Sam was also the one who was already planning your baby shower.

“Okay, Y/N do I get two of each gift, equaling in 4, or just two?” Sam asked you over the phone. He was currently getting lost at Target, while you were at home baking a cake to take over to Danny and Mackenzi’s house later for dinner.

“Just get two, Sam.” You said.

“But that’s not fair. That means they’ll have to pick which child gets to have it, we can’t make them choose,” Sam said, “Are we going to be those parents that dress their twins alike?”

“No,” “Yes,”

You rolled your eyes as you heard Sam throw four different things into his cart. Your living room had become filled with different things Sam had picked up on his trips to Target and from the never ending amazon boxes that showed up at your doorstep almost every day. You had to cancel his Amazon prime subscription, you were starting to run out of space to put things. By the time you had finish baking, took a shower, and tidied up some things, Sam was home, arms full of target bags. You were thankful he was excited, you knew he probably knew a little more about living with twins than you did, and you were thankful for that. Sam had wrapped the gifts for Danny and Mackenzi, equaling in 4 different boxes. Sam insisted on driving, saying that your belly was getting too big for you to drive safely. When you got to their house, Sam basically shoved you back in his seat, as he ran around to your side of the car to open your door. You giggled as he slapped your butt as you walked past him. Sam was finding it harder to keep his hands off of you, something about those pregnancy hormones not only affecting you, but Sam as well.

“Welcome!” Mackenzi smiled as she opened the door, “Momma, Sam,”

“Mackenzi,” Sam smiled, “Sorry we’re late someone was-“

“Don’t even start,” You pointed at Sam, “You left the gifts in the car.”

“Oh fuck,” Sam said and kissed your cheek before running back out to get the gifts he had gotten.

“You didn’t need to bring anything,” Mackenzi said, handing you a glass of water, “Your presence and these little beans are enough,” Mackenzi softly touched your belly, “They move a lot?”

“It’s weird, I feel one moving more than the other.” You said as you felt a kick, “I think it’s Baby A, our doctor said they’re the attention hog, kinda reminds me of Josh,”

“Wouldn’t surprise me,” Danny said walking into the living room. He greeted you with a kiss on your cheek, “They are Kiszka twins,”

“Okay! I got it,” Sam said coming back in.

“The hell did you get?” Danny laughed gesturing to the boxes.

“Couldn’t leave one twin out.” Sam shrugged and sat the boxes on the coffee table. You guys all fell into some small talk as you were waiting for the food to finish. It took you a while to get comfortable, one of the babies foot was permanently pushing against your spinal cord, making it uncomfortable to lay back against things. You strongly believed that these kids had their days and nights mixed up. They were almost silent during the day, which was nice as you were still working and made it easier for you to move around the office without having babies playing hockey with your bladder. But at night was a different story, you felt the need to pee every 10 minutes.

“Okay, the suspense is killing me,” Mackenzi said setting her glass down, “What’s in the boxes?”

“I actually don’t know,” You said looking at Sam, “What’s in the boxes?”

“Well, after some careful deliberations,” Sam started and you rolled your eyes, “Y/N and I have decided to ask you two, if you would be the twins’ godparents. We know it’s a lot, it’s a lot for us sometimes, but we couldn’t think of anyone else to ask. Danny, you’re basically my brother, I trust you with my life, I trust you with my twins’ lives.”

“Sam, bro, we’re so honored,” Danny said rubbing his hand up and down Mackenzi’s arms.

“You guys are already proving to be the best parents to these beautiful creations,” Mackenzi smiled, “We would be so thrilled to be their godparents.”

“Now open! Open!” Sam said pushing the boxes towards them. Sam got them picture frames, two for Mackenzi and two for Danny. He said once they knew the gender and picked out names that they could get them engraved, so each twin had a picture with their godparent.

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Danny:

“You think it’s a good idea?” Danny asked you.

“Who else would you consider?” You asked him back.

“I love my sister, don’t get my wrong, but it’s a lot to ask of a 20 year old.” Danny said.

“It’s not like we’re giving the baby up for adoption,” You said to him, “Its a just in case. It’ll make me sleep better at night knowing, if God forbid something happens to us, our baby will have a loving and happy family to go to. And what better family for that baby to go to than your sister,”

“I guess, I just still see her as that dorky 12 year old with braces and big glasses,” Danny sighed, sitting back on the couch.

“I bet she still sees you as the older, smelly brother, who stole her shirts to wear to shows,” You laughed and sat on his lap, “I know its terrifying to think about, I don’t even want to think about, but we live in a world where we have to think about our future, and there’s always that possibility that something could happen.”

“I know, I know,” Danny said, placing his chin on your shoulder, he wrapped his arms around your midsection and pulled you close, “I don’t like thinking about that either. We’ve been through so much to get to this point. It’ll take a whole army to take me away from my baby,”

You smiled and ran your hands through Danny’s hair. You could see and feel how much love Danny had for his unborn child, it was crazy. He didn’t want to miss a moment, he wanted to be there for everything. Sometimes it felt a little suffocating, but you knew he meant well. You guys had prayed for this moment, and it was finally here, now you guys had to wait for that very special day your baby arrives and is in your arms. Danny softly placed his hand on your tummy, rubbing it softly, and pushing gently to get your baby to kick, it was his favorite thing to do, except now, your baby was strong enough to play bladder hockey.

“Okay, let me go,” You said pushing off of his lap.

“What no!? Where are you going?” Danny said making grabby hands at you. You laughed and kissed his lips.

“Your child is playing bladder hockey,” You giggled and Danny watched as you waddled to the bathroom. He had noticed and made a comment about you starting to waddle a bit and you glared at him. He leaned his head back against the couch and looked over at the family picture on your wedding day. Sam had been his best man, and Josie your maid of honor. Danny smiled at the picture, your decision to ask them to be godparents felt right. He knew you had made the right choice in wanting to ask Josie, once he thought about it, he couldn’t think of anyone else raising his child besides her. You guys had decided you would flip the roles, Danny would ask his sister, and you would ask Sam. Sam was more than thrilled in getting to go to lunch with you. Sam had been the one to thank for your meeting Danny, if it wasn’t for him pushing Danny towards you in the 5th grade, your life would’ve been completely different. You had decided to meet Sam at the studio, bringing him lunch.

“Y/N!” Sam yelled with a giddy smile on your face, “Welcome, welcome.”

“I hope you like gyros, cause that’s all I’ve wanted for past like 3 days,” You said handing him a takeout box, “And yes, it’s vegan,”

“If Danny weren’t married to you, I would do it,” Sam said and sat down on the couch next to you. He flopped down a little to harshly causing him to bump into you, “Oh my god, am I sorry, did I hurt the baby?” His brown eyes wide with fear.

“I’m okay,” You giggled, “Theyre still kicking,”

Sam placed his hand on your belly and felt the strong kick against his hand. He always giggled like a child when he felt the baby kick. He was no longer terrified to touch you. Out of all the boys, Jake was probably most nervous and scared when you were around. He somewhat knew about the troubles you and Danny had gone through to get pregnant, he was scared that if he did something, he would hurt you or the baby. Josh was always trying to touch you, he was amazed at the way your body was changing.

“Sam?” You asked the long haired boy, as he was stuffing his face with food.

“Hm?” He asked you.

“How do you feel about being the baby’s godfather?”

“Are you serious?” Sam’s eyes grew wide like saucers, “Really?”

“Sam, there’s no one else we would want to be our baby’s godfather,”

Sam hugged you tightly and kissed your forehead. He was already planning all the things he could teach your baby.

Danny hummed while he waited for his sister to come out of her apartment. He was happy that he could get the day to spend with her. She was more than happy to take a day off from studying and get free coffee while she was at it. Josie smiled as she greeted her big brother and jumped in his passenger seat.

“Howdy stranger,” She said to her brother.

“Good to see you to, kid,” He answered and handed her the coffee he had picked up on the way.

“So, what are we doing today? Where’s Y/N?”

“Studio with Sam.”

“He stole her from you? Always knew he was gunning for her,” Josie laughed and Danny rolled his eyes, as he turned on the street to go back to his house.

“I got some things I need your help with at the house, if that’s okay.”

“That’s fine. How are things going? How’s the baby?”

“Growing like crazy,” Danny said, “Reach into the glove box, there’s some pictures from last weeks ultrasound.”

Josie opened the glovebox and grabbed out the envelope. She opened it and read the card, a small gasp coming from her mouth at the note that read; ‘Aunt Josie, will you be my godmother?’ And a picture of the ultrasound.

“Y/N’s idea?” Josie asked.

“Mine actually,” Danny said, and Josie looked at him wide eyed, “Who better to raise my child if something happens than my own blood?”

“Thank you, Danny,” Josie said, “It means a lot. I promise, I’ll do whatever it takes to make sure they are safe and happy.”

“I know,” Danny smiled and nodded in content. You guys had made the right choice.

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[skipps-writes-for-gojo-satoru]

A lot of people are theorizing that Gojo might die in the manga or lose his eyes, and honestly, I thought so as well!

However, Gege had made it very clear in the manga that without Gojo, the world wouldn't be able to keep up with the rising strength and number of cursed spirits. Currently, there's only 2 jujutsu schools in Japan and not even 30 students. There's only 4 special grade sorcerers, now 3 without Geto, Yuki has her own agenda, and without Gojo, that just leaves Yuta to take on special grade curses.

The students are strong themselves, but they weren't even able to defeat Jogo or the octopus guy, let alone Mahito (who has since evolved) and Hanami (Gege implied in an interview that he would reveal Hanami's domain expansion later, which made fans go "wait, he's not dead?" Although, Gege might have chosen to forget about it this, but we shall see). Gojo himself was nearly defeated by Toji in his teen years due to Toji's intellect. Therefore, the students are going to have an incredibly tough time defeating the "brain" that has the intellect of a being who has survived for hundreds of years (over 150 years at least, since that's when Kamo Noritoshi had helped create the Cursed Wombs).

Even if they do find a way to defeat it themselves, they'd need help (let's also remember Choso almost killed Yuji, and Naoya almost beat Choso. The struggle is very real, especially since cursed spirits aren't the only enemy but politics are working against them, as well). The Gojo clan itself is only a one man team of just Gojo, and in the Shibuya arc Gege cemented the fact pretty clearly that if anything ever happened to Gojo, the world would pretty much be lead into an apocalyptic state or become overrun with curses- and that's exactly what's happening within the manga now. Because of Gojo's birth, cursed spirits were forced to become stronger, and the new age of curses won't even be able to be classified as only "Special Grade." Even right now, without Gojo, the Jujutsu sorcerers are struggling to keep curses at bay even in one city, let alone the whole country.

Even without the world's current trip to destruction, there's the matter of Yaga's execution. Who else, other than Gojo, is going to be able to stop this? Gojo is the only one who was able to convince the higher ups to at least stall executions. His students are still just that- students. In order to stop the higher ups' corrupt politics, Gojo, with his knowledge of jujutsu society and his silver tongue, is the one who has to intervene. Although it's possible, I wouldn't think that the students themselves would end up replacing the higher ups- if strength was all that mattered, Gojo would have taken over Jujutsu Society a long time ago. However, politics are not that simple, and I doubt Utahime, Shoko, or anyone else associated with Gojo is going to replace them anytime soon- not with Yaga on the chopping block as a supposed "traitor" for his affiliation with Gojo.

If the story is going to end with reformation of Jujutsu Society, an adult will have to take over the higher ups' places (unfortunately, Nanami, the adult of adults, cannot do so). Therefore, Gojo will have to lead, just as he dreamt of, with his "army" of strong students, his followers. Jujutsu Society needs someone with the intellect and persuasiveness Gojo has in order for change to occur- Gojo was able to convince the higher ups for many things, after all. He has the charisma to lead future Jujutsu sorcerers and teach them well. This is the role he has worked for all these years, after all. It would only make sense for Gojo to take over. Having Gojo die and the students kill the higher ups would be counterintuitive- Gojo could've done that years ago.

Gege also said that the one to tell Megumi about Toji has to be Gojo in an interview, so Gojo is definitely getting out of the box eventually to have that talk with him. However, I don't think Gege is going to kill him off afterwards- just Gojo being sealed is already putting the world into danger. The world needs Gojo's ability in order to get rid of all the curses quickly. If Sukuna ends up killing Gojo for whatever reason, I don't think having a Yuji/Sukuna combination will help the world because there will definitely be a power struggle between them (even if Yuji can withstand 15 finger Sukuna, 20 finger Sukuna is a whole other level, that's the complete manifestation of the King of Curses from a thousand years ago in a 15 year old's body! Even if Yuji is a special grade cursed womb, power doesn't win battles. He'll need willpower, trust, and wit. He's only just decided to kill Mahito, he's got a lot more to learn. There's also the matter of the 1 minute pact between them and what Sukuna will do to Fushiguro). Without Gojo, Yuta might end up having to kill Yuji/Sukuna in order to stop Sukuna from killing people (Yuta's ability to copy techniques will likely help), but losing Gojo AND Yuji will be very harsh on the world's state, leaving only Yuta to defend it and whatever crippled version of Megumi will appear after Sukuna's done with him (and the story. Yuji's development will go to waste if he's just killed by Yuta and then we'll have to see how Yuta plans to continue Gojo's dream of changing Jujutsu Society. Will Yuta become a teacher to create strong sorcerers like Gojo did? Will the world even still exist by that time? Killing the King of Curses won't change the world like Gojo dreamt. In fact, the story might just repeat itself with Yuta becoming a teacher instead). Still, if anyone had to kill Yuji, it should be Gojo, but if Gojo is to be the one that ends up killing Yuji to kill Sukuna, no one else will be capable of killing Gojo. Therefore, Gojo likely won't die.

Either way, I feel like it would be strange to kill off both Yuji and Gojo.

Gege also said that the "brain" can't control Gojo either, because it would be impossible for the brain to kill him. If the brain wanted Gojo's body after Sukuna possibly killed Gojo, I doubt it would be able to control him anyways because Sukuna would have sliced him to pieces. Gege also said there wouldn't be any point in the brain controlling Gojo's body, so Gojo dying for the brain's purposes wouldn't happen, as Gege said himself.

Therefore, I just don't see any good outcome from Gojo's death besides angst or even character development? What other reason is there for Gojo to die? Yuji already lost Nanami and thought Nobara died, giving him the character development needed for him to choose to kill Mahito. The world will also probably crumble if Gojo doesn't appear out of the box soon. Just him being sealed was enough for the Hunger Games: Jujutsu Sorcerer Edition to come out, so Gojo permanently disappearing (i.e. dying) pretty much means the world's gonna end 🤷 After all, if the spirits were gonna start a revolution, they could've done it ages ago, but they didn't because of Gojo. Gojo's very presence, even as a child, is what kept them in line all these years. Just one look at his eyes, even though he was only a child, had that old woman and old man looking cursed spirits sweating. Once Gojo appears again, many spirits will go back into hiding, even if not all. Therefore, his very presence would be a great help in restoring order in the world again. That makes Gojo coming back more useful than his death.

As for losing his eyes, it's possible but again, other than angst I don't see a reason for it. Gege also said that having Gojo be the Strongest is to show how strong Yuji's going to be in the future, so handicapping Gojo would be counterproductive.

Therefore, I doubt Gojo's going to die or lose his eyes in the story. There's just no reason for it, unless Gege intends to keep the world in an apocalyptic state at the end, kill off everyone except maybe one person, and have a new cast of sorcerers appear. Otherwise, Gojo's the only one who can reverse the world back to its original state, or close to it, at least within a few days, weeks, or months rather than years with his ability to exorcise spirits on a grand scale. Gojo might end up losing a few screws in his head, but other than that, I'm sure he'll be (physically) fine. I would imagine that Gege would want to loop back to Gojo's dream of changing society. In that case, who other than Gojo could lead? His students are still children. They're not as versed in dealing with the higher ups as he is. If the moral of the story is that such a thing is impossible, what bigger angst is there than to have Gojo live on as the Strongest as everyone he loves dies?

Of course, there was this one interview where Gege said his plan for the ending of Jujutsu Kaisen was that (of the 1st years and Gojo) to keep everyone alive except one person, or everyone dies except one person. In the former, it would easily have to be Yuji who ends up dying while everyone else lives since he's the one who's supposed to be executed from the very beginning. In the latter, as I said, Gojo being the only one left alive while everyone dies could happen just to show the burden and loneliness that comes with being the Strongest- just to show the difference in universes him and the others are living in (however, I will say that this outcome would be unlikely because Gojo's world will only reset to the day Geto had betrayed him. He would start from scratch, raising a new group of students, and then the story would repeat itself in a training montage. In a writing perspective, this ending would only occur if the author forgoes everything just to make you cry, that's it. It would work, but it would ruin the complexities of the story to reset everything by killing everyone for a new set of characters. Reminds me of the Walking Dead by TellTale games. Too many deaths and too many new people with only one of the original cast left. Pretty bad writing, that was).

Either way, if Gege is being serious in what he said about the ending of JJK and having all die except one or vice versa, Gojo is likely to survive either outcome.

However, if it does happen that Gojo dies while his students live, there's the matter of keeping Sukuna at bay and previous reasons stated above.

The only way I could see Gojo dying is if Yuji ends up surpassing Gojo enough so that he's no longer needed to keep balance in the world. Or, as Gege had described in why he killed Nanami (his favorite character, might I add), if Gojo no longer has any use in the story. In that case, Gojo would die, or it'd be alright for him to die because Yuji would take his place. Still, it's doubtful Gojo would become a character that's no longer needed when the world is hardly able to function without him.

If we're talking about Gojo's usefulness in the story being what determines whether he lives or dies, I'd say even if Yuji surpasses Gojo, Gojo would still remain useful- in politics, at least. Let's remember that without Gojo, the beginning of change in Jujutsu Society would not have happened. Yuta would've been executed, as would Yuji, Megumi would be in the Zenin clan, Maki would've never been recommended for 1st grade without Gojo paying off Mei Mei, Nanami might've not come back (Nanami said he hates the way the higher ups do things, but he trusts and has faith in Gojo even if he doesn't respect him). There are so many things that Gojo has done throughout the story, and if Gojo hadn't done one thing- if he let Yuta die, for example, or kept Megumi in the Zenin clan, the story would've been drastically different.

In other words, even if Gojo's physical abilites are somehow gone, Gojo's mouth still has plenty of uses. If the guy can talk his way out of his students' execution, he can likely talk his way out of his own, or at least Yaga's. Gojo's got a lot more uses than just exorcising curses, after all. As long as Gojo has use in the story, I'd think it's safe to say he'll survive. Hell, Gege might even keep him around just to hate on him some more. Though, the reality is that Gojo basically wrote Jujutsu Kaisen with how his actions created the ripple effect into what we have now- another parallel between the author and Gojo, since it's been said that Gojo has a lot of similarities to Gege (Could Gojo be Gege's self insert? 😳 Even their names are similar!)

Also, Gojo had planned ahead enough for Yuta to become a double agent and trick the higher ups into thinking he'd killed Yuji. It's likely he has more up his sleeve than that and is sitting in the prison realm waiting for other traps he had set to go off.

Here's the Q&A translation where Gege said the brain can't kill Gojo:

https://twitter.com/_zanzou_/status/1379431624262094868?s=19

Other Q&As I've read are from Shiro, JJK Fanbook, and Ducky on Twitter and JujutsuFact on Insta, etc

- 🤔 (Sorry if this one seems a bit rushed or hard to read! I'd have to reread the Shibuya arc to explain more in depth but the pain is just 😭 I'm going off of my thoughts while I was reading this awhile ago cause I got told Gojo might die in that arc and I remember thinking all these things to myself to convince myself he won't die and wanted to share!)

WOW JUST WOW now I've learned more from this post than all of my classes combined. I never knew about some of those things. That's very interesting 🤔 anon! Mann just reading this I'm literally trying to picture how the manga will go...and yes gojo ain't dying no if someone says he is imma slap them with this post. THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN OH GREAT 🤔 ANON. We really appreciate all the research you do and I absolutely love reading them!! ❤❤❤ I LOVE YOU

#thank you 🥺❤️ #ahh i love youu #gojo protection squad #gojo discussions #gojou satoru #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen gojo #gojo satoru #skipps chat

[imaginemiraculous]

I hate the Senti Monster Theory... that is almost Cannon

You can love it, and I don't mean this as an attack on anyone that really likes the theory. Enjoy what you enjoy these are just MY thoughts. 

As fun as the idea is it is so dumb in context for a number of reason that I will try to articulate below: 

1. This was not what we were promised when the show began. 

We were promised a wacky superhero love story between the two main characters. What the characters had going for them is their secret identities and they hero personas. That was all. This could include more powers, more transformations and even more heroes. Having one of the main characters essentially be an robot was not in the premise at least in season One. 

2. This kind of breaks the romance between the two Main Characters

So what? Marinette has fallen for a robot this whole time? Then what were all those cutesy moments with the umbrellas for? What was the entire her trying to become his friend and him realizing he’s fallen for her for then? If the sentimoster theory is true then the last four seasons of.... development we have had so far have been for nothing and make this show more of a waste of time then I already feel that it is. 

3. The Sentimonster theory was not part of Cannon Season 1. 

Like the Chole ‘Damnation Arc’, anyone who is even remotely familiar with story telling knew that the Season 3 finale came out of left field - a story for another day - and I am willing to bet a large amount of money on it not being the intended conclusion of the Chole Arc that begun in season 2. Anyone who claims ‘Well they were recording Season 3/4 before the theory even existed. Is not paying close enough attention: There has been no audible reference to the theory till the episode Felix when the theory had long gotten root. All of the references before that are shots of Gab fiddling with his ring while saying lines that were effective in S1. Almost as if - surprise - they were added in post to support the theory. 

4. The writers of this show don’t have the chops to pull this off.

Sorry if Miraculous is ‘The Best Show’ you have ever watched. Too many personal decisions have made to affect the story's plot for me to have any faith that there could be anyway they can write this with any amount of finesse. As displayed by the FACT that they spend more time on this theory then developing the characters and world they have created. Ugh it’s pissing me off. Emilie has been in a coffin for 5 seasons now! And it’s only ONE of the MANY dropped plot lines. What happened to multiple elemental transformations? To all their identities being reveled? To roses headaches. 

5. BONUS. They don’t even deserve this plot thread. 

There has been barely any build up and if he wasn’t a sentimonster... nothing in the show would change. That isn’t how a subplot is supposed to work.... But hey if Adrien turns out o be a sentimoster I may get lucky and this will be a soft reset just as that guy is getting off the writers team.  Let me know what you think. :)

#miraculous #miracoulousladybug #sentimonster theory #ml sentimonster #chloe bourgeois #chat noir #ladybug #marrinette dupain cheng #sentimonster adrien #adrien agreste #sentimonser

[acerikus]

It's still wild to me that ppl are insisting the weird/snowgrave route is harder to discover or stumble upon than in undertale. Sure, your triggering of it in deltarune is more likely to be intentional whereas in undertale someone could easily just get caught up in level grinding, but... It's a pretty simple route to figure out without any kind of guide or spoiler.

Most people playing have played undertale before and know exactly what that provided, so ofc naturally people would try to push deltarune to its limits too - sure in chapter 1 you couldn't really kill anything, but no mercy'ing it still provided an alt ending to the board game world where everyone hated the fun gang and had to escape as quickly as possible.

Personally, I was curious to see if the same would happen with chapter 2 - especially since berdly gathers everyone you recruited to add to the thrash machine mech. So you start a simple no mercy - but huh, Noelle's attack sure sucks, huh.

Maybe you get tired of seeing her do so little damage and you've gathered a little tp - so why not see how much her magic attack does? You've probably already dealt enough damage at this point for IceShock to finish off what you were fighting, and are caught off guard by the 'frozen' status. 'cool,' you think 'there's status effects in this game.'

Except you exit the battle and the enemy is frozen solid in front of you, and the narrator even mentions this if you interact with the frozen enemy. Huh. You played undertale, you know what the game changing means. You just found the hidden murder route.

You leave the area when exploring, and return to see the enemy is still frozen, but placed somewhere else now, almost like they're on display. You're onto something. However, after killing more things normally and not realising you had to backtrack, the frozen bodies are gone and you may have even heard a small ding. An indicator.

You reset and try to see if you can freeze them ALL. Maybe they they'll stay, and the indicator will keep getting lower. You figure it out.

Deltarune gives you a LOT of ways out of the murder route compared to undertale, but combine the above with lancer's 'can we make them a bad guy?', Noelle expressing regret if you try to backtrack, spamton insisting you should've started killing sooner so you could've got his ring if you kill him in his neutral fight, the way you can force noelle to 'proceed' in the same terrifying way with the first puzzle even if you're pacifist and the occasional ding to tell you if you're furthering the route/if you've accidentally aborted it... Yeah, this game is much more upfront about it being possible.

(not to mention the way some guides make it seem more complicated than it is - the 'noelle will ride with me' option isn't needed at all - I did the route mostly blind and selected 'susie wouldn't' lol. The only thing I can think that could be a struggle is realising you gotta get the thorn ring from spamton - I was confused about why I had snowgrave but it had 200tp.)

#deltarune spoilers #deltarune #weird route #snowgrave #idk i just find it really interesting how like... it doesn't really feel like the game discourages it or acts broken like undertale does #KRIS discourages it. kris doesn't want this shit #but the game itself? sure have a Murder Indicating Noise #have some helpful hints and immediate visual indicators you don't need to kill literally everything in the area to see! #it's very... hmm

[obsessive-ego]

Just go with it

Musical beetlejuice x reader

Lewd mentions

Beetlejuice needs you to pretend to be his fiance or he's in trouble

"Babes?"

...

"Babes, wake up"

....?

"Y/n wake up"

What?

Was your first thought as you are shaken awake by the ghost who has made your home his, you mumble out something unintelligible as you grope around for your phone, you cringe as the bright light of the screen blinds you, as your eyes adjust to the light you groan, 4am.

"Beetlejuice, what-"

"Okay, babes, no time to explain but I need you to pretend to be my fiance" despite the odd statement beetlejuice sounded a tad worried.

"What?"

"Long story short I may have said a few things to some guys, and if we dont pull this off I will be dragged back to the netherworld" the ghoul whispered dragging you out if bed.

"Oh" was all you could muster is your drowsy state.

"So theres a suit from the netherworld waiting to meet you, in your living room, now" beetlejuice continued rubbing the back of his neck.

You sigh and shuffle about your room, slipping on slippers and giving your hair a quick once over, as you reach for your housecoat beetlejuice swats away your hand.

"Bee-"

Beetlejuice drops his jacket around your shoulders "this will work much better babes, we need to sell this"

You groan, you were too tired for this, thank god you didnt work in the morning, who knows how long this shit is gonna take, but as tired as you were you couldnt let whoever take your ghost back to the netherworld.

"Okay you're my fiance, I proposed a week ago, and you're head over heels for me, that last part wont be hard to fake huh doll?" The ghoul gives you a wink, you sigh.

"Wait, almost forgot" the ghoul snaps his fingers, you feel a light squeeze on you right handed middle finger.

Upon your finger appears rather tacky, pretty ring, the band was black and white, and resembled a snake, the gem was a brilliant green, you honestly felt your heart squeeze when you saw it, to be honest staring at the ring felt like a dream, maybe because you just woke up? It was beautiful, and the idea of it being for real kinda hurt knowing it was for pretend, but those feelings didnt matter right now, Beej needed you to help him avoid being dragged back to the netherworld, you can think about those depressing emotions later.

The two of you leave the bedroom, beetlejuice takes the lead as you shuffle behind.

As the two of you enter the living room you could help but pause and stare at the 'suit' beej claimed that was waiting for you.

In your little arm chair sat a fairly tall skeleton man, his bones a blueish hue, wearing a lime green suit that looked fresh off the rack, guess not all dead guys wore dirty clothes, in all honesty this was your first time seeing another dead person aside from the maitlands and beetlejuice, they were human, beej was humanish, but this guy looked like he walked out of a cartoon.

"Sorry for the wait, you know breathers, they need to sleep" beetlejuice cackled snapping you from your thoughts "well there's y/n, theres the ring, and theres the door, feel free to use it" beetlejuice snears, wanting to get this whole thing done with, yes he adored messing with you, and with different circumstances this could have been funny, but too much was on the line for him and you were an awful liar, he loved you sure, but theres no way you could pull off lying.

"Y/n I presume?" The skeleton gestures to you, completely ignoring beetlejuice, you nod "its pleasure to put a face to the name, I apologize for the rude awakening, when you've been dead for as long as I have, you tend to lose the meaning of time, my dear this wont take long, we just need to clear up some loose ends then you can get back to your rest" the skeleton gestures you to sit on the couch next to beetlejuice who has already made himself comfortable.

You gently sit down next to BJ who was quick to drape an arm over your shoulders and pull you into his side.

The skeleton pulls out a clipboard from his jacket and flips through the pages

"Lawrence B Shoggoth, y/n m/n l/n, I have requested an audience with you two to clear up some issues with Lawrence's recent updated paper work, not to mention a handful of rumours that need to be put to bed" the ghoul flips through the papers "it says here the y/n you are Lawrence's spouse, is that true?"

You nod

"You see y/n, Lawrence here cant be trusted at face value, so that is why I must converse with you on the matter, so you are his fiance correct?"

"Yes"

"I see, now how long have the two of you known each other?"

"About a year or so" you shrug

"Mmmhmm" the ghoul scribbles down something and continues "now when did he propose to you?"

"Last week" this was so anxiety inducing, for a man with no eyeballs it sure felt like he was staring into your soul.

"Now what drawn you to such a, oh how do I put this, such a man?"

You hear beetlejuice huff out as if he was insulted.

"Well, beetlejuice may be rough around the edges, and can be a dick at times, but he's great company, hes funny, witty, has great taste in movies, and he makes me smile, hes also, well, he's also good looking too" you look away from both parties, as you were clearly embarrassed over what you said, it was the truth, but it still made your face burn.

Beetlejuice leans forward, looking in your direction, eyes wide and mouth a gape, his hair now a bright pink.

"Mr Shoggoth, you look surprised at y/n's words" the ghoul grabs Beetlejuice's attention.

"Heh, you see y/n is the shy type, hearing that type a thing is rare and ALWAYS gets my attention". Beetlejuice slicks his hair back removing the pink and resetting it to its default green.

"Mmmmhmmm" was the ghoul's only response as attention was drawn back to you.

"So y/n you truly are betrothed to Lawrance, you want to be wed to him on purpose?" The skeleton's tone was almost surprised, as if beetlejuice was the most revolting creature in existence and you wanting, out of your own free will to be bound to such a thing, was the most insane thing he has ever herd.

You nod, beetlejuice gives the skeleton a smug toothy grin.

"This isnt a joke, nor is he blackmailing or threatening you?" His tone sounded desperate, as if he needed to prove beetlejuice was lying for his own good.

You only shake your head, while beetlejuice surpresses a laugh

"Ya see bone head? I'm innocent~" he chuckles, squeezing you close to his side.

"Y/n you are aware of what you're doing for Lawrence correct?" The skeleton sounded almost smug, you only stare back, waiting for him to elaborate.

"You see y/n, you are doing Lawrence here a huge favor, when the dead marry the living, they are able to walk the earth like you do, you are granting him life, something he has never had, this is why we must confirm with you, that you understand what he's doing" the skeleton gestures to beetlejuice, the demon only rolls his eyes in response.

"I know"

Attention is drawn to you

"I know all about that life giving thing, beetlejuice told me about it"

"Well you see y/n, this isnt the first time Lawrence has-"

"I know, I was told, by him and the person he tried to marry the first time, small world huh"

The skeleton pauses for a moment then coughs into his fist, as if to regain his composure after being surprised, he continues "I see, Lawrence has been honest with you, I didnt think he had it in him"

Beetlejuice snarls at the comment, tips of his hair turning red.

"Just a few more loose ends y/n then you can return to your rest" the skeleton flips through his papers "ah, Lawrence, y/n may have been couched, and since you seem so eager to speak, I do have a few things I need to clarify with you, if the two of you are in love as you say and this isnt a farce, you would know plenty about your future spouse, when was y/n born?" The skeleton snears as if hes caught you two red handed

Beetlejuice snorts out a laugh "easy *birthday day and year* hell I woke them up with some early morning birthday head"

You cover your face in embarrassment at that comment, yet you were surprised he knew the year.

"Correct, and might I saw congratulations on a LEGAL partner this time"

Beetlejuice rolls his eyes at the low blow before grumbling "it was a green card thing"

The skeleton ignores Beetlejuice's comment and continues "what drew you to this breather? And please keep it out of the gutter"

Beetlejuice huffs "spoil sport, y/n here is one of the kindest, sweetest, softest breather I ever met, they let me do whatever I want, they want me around, no stings attached, they got great taste, just look at the company they keep, and let me tell ya, the first time we met they sucker punched me in the jaw for scaring them, and I've been dreaming of that swing ever since"

You just stare at the ghoul, he remembered that? He remembered how he first met you? When lydia locked you in the basement and he jumped out at you, successfully scaring you but earning himself a fist in the jaw, wow. Your face felt hot remembering that, what a frist impression.

The night droned on and on with dull questions the suit had lined up to prove beetlejuice was lying, but every question had an appropriate answer, and the skeleton knew he could not prove anything as the night went on.

Low on patience and time he decided call it quits.

The skeleton pushes his clipboard back into his jacket and sighs "I appreciate your time y/n, thank you for your cooperation, and Lawrence, I look forward form your departure of death, a short vacation from you is the pick me up I deserve" the skeleton raises up from your chair and walks over to a wall on the other side of the room, you watch him draw a door, and knock 3 times, you're livingroom wall opens up to the netherworld. You freeze at the sight, you always felt uneasy seeing the netherworld portal open up, maybe it was a living thing? As if beetlejuice felt your discomfort he pulls you into a side hug, grounding your anxiety, you give a sigh of what feels like relief.

The skeletontirns to face the two of you "Before my departure, y/n I do have one final thing to ask you, can you kiss Lawrence for me?"

"What?" You gawk in confusion

Beetlejuice snorts out a laugh "what? You the type of guy who gets off on watching others get hot and heavy, I mean I feel ya, but if you insist, I can help a guy out" beetlejuice is quick to cup your face "give daddy some sugar~" he purrs puckering up to go in for the kiss.

"Lawrence you misunderstand me, I ask y/n, if you two are truly betrothed, shy or not, y/n shouldnt have any issues kissing their lover" the skeleton gestures to you, without eyeballs or eyebrows he sure wore a smug face, as if he found you two out.

Beej snorts out his nose, great, he's fucked, theres no way you could sell this now, the ghoul had to take the lead and try to steer this away from what this bureaucrat wants "Shy or not, my little sex pot here isnt too keen on others watching, believe me, I tired, the only thing they wont do in the bedroom-"

"Bee, it's fine" you interject, gently grabbing the demons sleeve, he looks at you mouth agape, green slowly blossoming into pink in his face and hair.

"You mind leaning down honey?" You ask softly, trying to ignore the butterflies in your stomach, yes beetlejuice has kissed you more times then you could remember, and yes, youd be lying if you didnt enjoy them, but taking the lead? That was new, and to have someone watching? Not to mention if you dont make this look good he's gonna take beetlejuice away.

Beetlejuice on the other was practically glowing pink, and vibrating with excitment, not to mention drooling.

You gently cup the demons face, running your thumbs across his stubble, you swore you could hear the demon purring, you take a deep breath through your nose before closing the gap between the two of you.

Beetlejuice's hands find homes for themselves, on in your hair, the other on the center of your back. Your hands move from the demon's face and bury themselves in his messy hair, gently giving his head a scratch, you squeak with surprise as the ghoul lifts you up from the ground, instinct kicks in nd you wrap you legs around his waist, lips still locked with his, you feel his tongue probing at you mouth, begging for your permission to enter, you oblige, his tongue wasnt new to you, you felt it a handful of times, running up the side of your face when the ghoul was trying to get your attention mostly, but in your mouth?

It was long, and big, and kind of cold, it easily took the lead, exploring your mouth.

You push on Beetlejuice's chest to notify him you needed to breath, the two of pull your lips part from each others, a thin line of saliva still connecting the two of you.

"Oh Lawrence" you sigh

The demon now completely electric pink, still holding you up growls before asking "couch?"

You hum out "yes"

Before the ghoul flops backwards on the couch, having you sit on top of him, you give his tie a quick yank and he groans in response.

"Oh doll, you're lucky you dont work tomorrow, cuz I want you to ride me all night~"

"Ahem!"

The two of you freeze for a moment, beetlejuice snickers at your face, clearly embarrassed, you pause for a moment, swallowing your shame before addressing the ghoul who was still here

"You're still here?" Was all you manged to breath out

"I mean I'm into it, but y/n? Not so much, and they clearly arent into you watching so" beetlejuice snorts, trying to wave the skeleton off so the demon could relax.

"I see, y/n you clearly are attracted to him, and understand all the consequences of marrying the dead, I declare that Lawrence B Shoggoth was, in fact, telling the truth, this should be a holiday, such a rare occasion" the skeleton trailed off as he walked into the netherworld, you only watched as he vanished and the walls of your little apartment rearranged themselves like it never happened.

You sat top beetlejuice for a moment, sighing over dodging the bullet of losing your, very dear friend, you may or may not be head over heels for.

You're reminded of where you were sitting  with a familiar pinch on your butt.

"Hey honey~" the ghoul purrs

You jerk up at recalling the situation you're in, beetlejuice groans at you movement

"Careful sweets, keep moving like that and you'll turn this semi into a boner" he snorts out a chuckle.

You're quick to get off the demon, though he did grunt in protest, before sitting back up and pulling a couch cushion over his lap, despite how crude he was, he did have SOME common courtesy.

As much fun as it would have been for the demon to tease you on your rather hot actions, he noticed how your attention wasnt on him, rather then you were staring at the wall that was once the door to the netherworld.

"So we did it?" Was all you seemed to whisper

"Yup, I got to hand it to you babes, you did quite a good job fooling that stiff"

You turn back to the demon and give him a soft smile feeling completely relieved.

"You know it's funny y/n, you're a terrible liar, and you sure as hell cant act, you got way too many tells, but yet, I didnt see a single twitch nor did I hear a single stutter, why's that?~" you knew that tone oh too well, it was the 'I know something embarrassing about you' tone, it was smug yet made your legs turn to jelly.

"I guess when it comes down to really important stuff i guess i can-" you stammer while fiddling with the hem of your shirt

"I dont think so dolly" beej was quick to interrupt "babes, you've been wearing my jacket the whole time, I've seen you keep glancing down at the ring, and fuck me, the amount of fire in that kiss, someone like you cant fake that" 

You refuse to look his way, this was one hell.of a way to come clean with your feelings, a heavy silence fills the room, though you're pretty sure beetlejuice could hear your heart pounding away.

As if the ghoul could sense your discomfort, he sighs "ya know babes, it's pretty late, and breathers need to sleep, so how bout you head back to bed and I'll finish grilling you in the morning"

Glancing back at beetlejuice you could see the flicks of purple appearing in the pink mess of his hair, you give the ghouls half hearted smile, as you go to take off the jacket he raising his hand motioning you to stop

"Its gonna be cold tonight babes, how bout you keep it warm for me?"

"Oh, alright, night Bee, glad I could help you" you wave off as you head to your bedroom to over think what just happened.

Beetlejuice groans when he hears the familiar sound of your bedroom door closing, he was so close to getting a real confession out of you, but tomorrow morning is gonna be pretty dangerous for you,  he sighs removing the pillow from his lap, he had a more pressing matter to attend too, and with your taste on his tongue and the beautiful imagine of you on top of him yanking at his tie, this 'problem' wont take long to deal with.

Bonus

The next morning was quite awkward, beetlejuice wasnt kidding about grilling you in the morning, but at least what felt like an interrogation last night, now felt like childish teasing

"Bee, can I ask you something about last night?"

The ghoul beams with excitement at your question "anything you want babes"

"If we would have failed, what would have happened to you, you said you would have been dragged back to the netherworld and" you pause hoping the ghoul would fill in

"Oh, yeah, if we would have got caught I would have had to spend a week in the netherworld with my mother fixing this paperwork and just being chewed out, a nightmare babes, we dodged a bullet" he raises his hand for a high five as if to congratulate you on helping him out

"What, I'm sorry what"

Beetlejuice lowers his hand and frowns at your response

"Beetlejuice I was worried sick, I thought they were gonna take you away forever, i was terrified if i fuck up I'd never see you again, like what am i supposed to do without you?! I dont want you to leave me" you practically screamed

Beetlejuice only started at you, slowly soaking in what you said

'I dont want you to leave me'

His blank stare slowly shifts to a smile, flicks of pink appearing in his hair "dont worry sugar, you're stuck with me"

#beetlejuice x reader #muscial beetlejuice x reader

[marvelmusing]

Making Time

Mobius M Mobius x Reader

Part 2

My Masterlist

“1985, huh?” You say, looking up from the briefing Mobius has just handed you.

“Yeah, maybe we’ll spot a delorian?” He jokes, making a Back to the Future reference. You smile at him, remembering when you’d first mentioned the movie. You hadn’t been at the TVA long, to your knowledge.

You’re sat in one of the cafes, explaining something about the timeline to Casey, and you make an offhand reference to the movie. To which, Casey looks even more confused. You glance at Mobius, who’s been sat next to you, watching your teaching with a smile. You offer them both a small smile, at yet another reminder that you’re from somewhere very different from the rest of them.

“Neither of you have seen it have you?” Mobius shakes his head.

“Not a lot of chances for watching movies when dealing with the timeline. Should we get the chance, I’d love to.” It’s a few days later when you give him the chance.

“Honey, I’m home.” You hear Mobius call out, which brings a smile to your face. Whilst you had your own apartment, you much preferred staying with Mobius, like you did when you first arrived at the TVA. You hear him set down a pile of papers in the kitchen, before making his way into the lounge where you’re sat waiting for him. “Hey.”

“Hi.”

“What’s all this?”

“Back to the Future. I went through my file, and managed to find a version that I watched that was uninterrupted. Then I isolated it, and copied it onto one of those cassette reel things, so that it’ll play on your mini projector.” You pause, before adding, “I probably put too much effort into this but, I thought we could have what my time considers a movie night?”

“A movie night?” Your face falls slightly, feeling embarrassed by your suggestion.

“We don’t have to-“ you start. He shrugs off his jacket and settles down next to you.

“Did I not tell you I wanted to watch it, should I get the chance?”

“Well, yeah.” He gestures to the projector.

“Let’s get this show on a roll.” You grin at him, before quickly pressing play on the projector. Mobius leans an arm on the couch and pulls you to his side. “You finally have clearance to access to your file, and you use it to watch Back to the Future?”

“What else was I supposed to do with it?” You joke.

You and Mobius head to the cubicle where you left Loki this morning. You spot him wapping against the desk with a magazine.

“Training going well?” You ask him. He leans back in his chair, attempting to look casual.

“Yeah.”

“Is that my jet ski magazine?” Mobius asks him. “Put it down. Gear up. There's been an attack. Let's go.” He hands Loki the jacket he’s been carrying. You set the briefing down on the desk, and follow Mobius. Loki trails behind you. “Put it on.” Loki shrugs the jacket on, adjusting the collar before posing.

“Nice.” You tell him with a smile.

“Good. Yeah, smart.” Mobius says distractedly. You soon reach the Timedoors, where a small group of hunters have gathered to wait. B-15 opens up the briefing.

“C-20 and her team went dark shortly after they jumped into the 1985 branch. All signs point to another ambush. We've grabbed enough temporal aura to know it's our Loki Variant. But which kind of Loki, remains unknown.”

“They're the lesser kind, to be clear.” Loki specifies. B-15 sighs,

“Let me see the back of that jacket.” Loki does a small turn, showing the group the back of his jacket, where the bright orange letters reading VARIANT stand out. Everyone is the group shares a small smile. You’re glad you don’t have to wear one of those anymore.

“Very subtle. Well done.”

“I don't want anybody out there to forget what you are.”

“Oh, your only hope of capturing a murderer?”

“No. A cosmic mistake.”

“That's enough.” Mobius interrupts.

“Lovely.” You hear Loki murmur.

“Here's the deal.” Mobius begins. “When we get out on the branch, we're not just looking for a Time Criminal. We're looking for a Loki. A variation of this guy. A type we should all be very familiar with, because the TVA has pruned a lotta these guys, almost more than any other Variant.” He skims through a few of the Loki Variants that the TVA have caught before. “And no two are alike. Slight differences in appearances, or not so slight. Different powers, although, powers generally include: shapeshifting, illusion projection, and my favourite-”

“Duplication casting.” Loki interrupts

“Illusion projection.”

“No, they're two completely different powers.”

“How?” You ask him.

“Illusion-projection involves depicting a detailed image from outside oneself, which is perceptible in the external world, whereas duplication-casting entails recreating an exact facsimile of one's own body in its present circumstance, which acts as a true holographic mirror of its molecular structure. But you already knew that.” He explains. You catch a glimpse of Mobius’s smirk before he says,

“Okay, take a breath. Noted. We're gonna break into two teams, including myself and Professor Loki.”

“Why?” A hunter stood beside you asks.

“Because whoever this Variant is, we haven't been able to find him. So let's bring in an expert.” Loki looks around at the group before adding a quiet,

“That's me.”

As the hunters prepare themselves, you hear Loki ask, “Do I get a weapon?” You laugh lightly,

“No chance.”

“Well, I'll have my magic back. Is no one concerned about that?”

“Of what?” Mobius asks.

“Me betraying you.”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“You know that we’ll just catch you again.” You tell him.

“And how's betraying us gonna get you any closer to the Time-Keepers?” Mobius adds. Loki leans forward, his attention fixed on Mobius.

“An audience with the Time-Keepers is on the table?”

“Keep that focus.” Mobius tells him. The three of you follow the hunters through the Timedoor, and out into 1985 Wisconsin. Your group makes their way through the crowd of the Renaissance fair before entering a large tent. It’s dark inside, with only a few lanterns to light your path. You watch as B-15 bends down to grasp examine a helmet left abandoned on the floor.

“So he's taking hostages now?” She says, turning to Mobius.

“The Variant's never taken a hostage before.”

“Maybe he's upping his game.”

“Or he pruned her.” One of the hunters remarks, you frown at his callousness towards his colleague.

“A Loki couldn't have gotten the jump on C-20.”

“I think you underestimate, actually...” Loki begins.

“Fan out and search for her. And hurry up, we're at three units until red line.” B-15 orders. Mobius sets a hand on your arm, and the two of you head to the exit.

“Come on.” He says to Loki.

“Wait. If you leave this tent, you'll end up like them.” Mobius stops beside Loki.

“What do you see?”

“I see a scheme, and in that scheme, I see myself.” Loki begins to ramble about an old Asgardian saying.

“Two units. He is wasting our time.” B-15 interrupts.

“Okay. Come on, Loki, make a long story short.” Mobius encourages.

“We need to look for C-20.”

“That's exactly what the Variant wants you to do. It's a trap. He's waiting for you outside this tent.”

“Should I secure the reset charges?”

“No. He wants me. I'm the key to his plan. He knows that I'm stronger. And he rightly believes that together we can overthrow and rule the TVA. But that's not what I want. I have a new purpose. I'm a servant of the Sacred Timeline. And knowing what I now know about his tactics, I can deliver you the Variant, but I need assurances.” He says, looking to Mobius. You glance up at Mobius, frowning slightly. Surely he isn’t believing what Loki’s saying? His eyes catch yours and there’s a small twinkle in them. You hide your smile. Loki circles around Mobius.

“Yeah?” Mobius offers.

“Assurances that I won't be completely disintegrated the moment the job has been done.”

“Right.” Loki leans forward, before whispering,

“We'll need to speak to the Time-Keepers at once. They're in graver danger than we realized.”

“He's lying. Just playing games. There's no one out there.” Mobius calls out to the group.

“Reset the timeline.” B-15 orders.

“You had me for a second. My ears are sharp too.” He points at Loki’s chest. You follow Mobius out of the tent.

“Well that went well.” You remark, hearing Mobius sigh. He runs his hand over his face.

You’re tucking into your lunch when you spot Mobius. He picks out a drink and a salad before making his way over to you. You give him a small smile,

“Hi.”

“Hey.”

“How did it go with Renslayer?” He sighs, leaning his head back, before getting comfortable in his seat.

“Well, our Loki hasn’t been deleted yet.”

“That’s good then?” You offer. He sighs,

“Yeah. Though he’s getting more and more talkative.”

“You did say he loves to talk. Where is he now?”

“I’ve left him with the archives, hopefully he’ll be reading for the next few days. Or at least long enough for me to finish lunch.” He begins to eat his salad. Just then, Loki scampers in looking like a manic puppy.

“I found something.” Mobius shakes his head, keeping his attention on his lunch,

“No, I said don’t bother me until you've read all the files.”

“I have.”

“Every file?”

“Yes.”

“Pertaining to the Variant?”

“The answer isn't in the files, it's on the timeline. He's hiding in apocalypses.”

“Which apocalypse?” You ask.

“Any time in history? There's, like, a million of 'em.” Mobius adds.

“Ragnarok. Are you familiar?”

“Yes. The destruction of Asgard and most of its people. I'm sorry.” Loki pauses looking down.

“Yes, very sad.” He immediately perks up again. “Anyway, it got me thinking. Nexus events happen when someone does something they're not supposed to do, right?”

“Well, it's a little more complicated, but, yeah.”

“Great. And then that thing they're not supposed to do, cascades into a whole range of other things that aren't supposed to happen.”

“And so on and so forth, until eventually, a new timeline branches. Yes?”

“Chaotic alterations of a predetermined outcome.”

“Exactly. So, let's just say...” He picks up the salad bowl from in front of Mobius.

“Mm-hm. What are you doing?”

“...your salad is Asgard in this scenario.” Loki continues.

“It's not Asgard, that's my lunch.” Mobius complains, the pouting clear in his voice. You lean forward, a hand on your chin to hide the smile at Mobius’s reaction.

“It's a metaphor. Just hang in there.”

“I want that salad.”

“And I could go down to Asgard before Ragnarok causes its complete destruction and I could do anything I wanted. I could, let's say, push the Hulk off the Rainbow Bridge.” He picks up a salt shaker and puts a large sprinkling of salt across Mobius’s salad.

“There he goes.” You say, feeling rather invested in this metaphor.

“The salt's Hulk?” Mobius asks, clearly not as enthusiastic as you.

“And I could also... Set fire to the palace.” He picks up a pepper pot and shakes the pepper across the salad.

“No, just stop. Don't set fire to the palace.”

“Okay? I can do whatever I want to do, and it would never matter. It wouldn't go against the dictates of the timeline because...” He sets down the shakers after nearly emptying them both. He heads to the table behind you. “Excuse me?”

“Oh, God!” Mobius sighs.

“You!” Recognising the voice you look up to see Casey looking very confused.

“Nice to see you. I just need this for a second. Thanks.” Loki picks up Casey’s carton of juice, before sitting back down at your table. “Because the apocalypse is coming. Ragnarok, Surtur will destroy Asgard no matter what I do.”

“No, don't do...” Mobius sighs as Loki empties the carton over the remains of the salad.

“There's the apocalypse.” You say with a sigh, offering Mobius your bag of chips.

“That's the apocalypse?” He asks, taking a handful of chips from you with a smile.

“Ragnarok obliterates the salt. Ragnarok. There it is.” Loki gestures to the ruined salad with a proud smile.

“What am I lookin' at?”

“Okay, it was a clumsy metaphor. But you see what I mean. It doesn't matter. It could be any apocalypse. It could be a tidal wave. It could be a meteor. It could be a volcano, a supernova. If everything and everyone around you is destined for imminent destruction, then nothing that I say or do will matter, because the timeline's not gonna branch. Hence, the Variant could be hiding in the apocalypse and do whatever he wants, and we wouldn't know!”

“Not bad.” You offer.

“Take me to a real apocalypse, to Ragnarok, I'll show you.” Mobius chuckles,

“Yeah. So you can run away back to your homeland? No.”

“No, I'm not going home. We can go anywhere.”

“I'm not taking you for a stroll along the promenade, much less an apocalypse.”

“Oh, Mobius, come on! What could possibly go wrong? We gotta properly test this theory.”

“Well, here's a fun theory. You lure me out into the field, and stab me in the back. And that's a theory I don't wanna test.”

“I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.” He most definitely would stab someone in the back.

“Loki, I've studied almost every moment of your entire life. You've literally stabbed people in the back, like 50 times.”

“Well, I'd never do it again, because it got old.” You both laugh at this. Mobius looks at you, and you shrug.

“Might as well try it?” You offer. Mobius nods,

“Okay.”

“Okay, look, you don't trust me, you can trust one thing. I love to be right.” Loki adds. That certainly isn’t a lie.

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[astaroth1357]

Demon Brothers First Dates!

The fluff levels are reaching new heights… I might have to write some angst pretty soon to reset my palette. Get any more saccharine and I’m going to end up writing Sunday school specials... 🙄 If anyone has any darker suggestions, hit me up.

Check out the Masterlist for more!

Lucifer

Wanna bet that he’s going to shower them luxury for the evening? The Avatar of Pride doesn’t settle for anything less than utterly obliterating what his competition could offer.

Spending money like Mammon if he won the lottery. Usually he’d be less flippant about price tags, but he needs to seem like he’s on top of the world tonight. His ego’s on the line after all.

Not above asking the MC if there’s any place in the world, Devildom or human, they’d like to see and just taking them there. No objections accepted. You want go to Paris? Then we dine in Paris, get your coat.

Gifts. Gifts. Gifts gifts gifts. Nice ones. Very shiny. Big gifts make them feel special and remind them of him when they see/use them. Better get that subliminal messaging started ASAP. They are his.

Engaging dining conversation, but may bring up work/Diavolo/or the Devildom more often than not. Man just can’t stop thinking like he’s on the job sometimes...

All the brothers would kill to know what happened/what was said but he forbids them from saying anything about it. The night can stay just between them.

Mammon

It is going to go wrong. Somehow, in some way, it will blow up in his face spectacularly. But this is still Mammon we’re talking about so it’s probably going to be a fun ride regardless.

Go to the casino, lose everything, and run like hell from angry employees after causing a scene? That’s on the table. Trying to have a romantic night, getting crashed by some XYZ person who he owes money to, then going through shenanigans to try and avoid them? Equally likely. Things just not working properly to catastrophic levels? Like it’s etched into fate itself. 

No matter what trouble follows this boy everywhere. You ride with him, you ought to be down for that. But if chaos is the MC’s domain or they just like to collect funny stories, it will probably be a great time! At least in hindsight, anyway.

He’s not particularly romantic, but will be generally up for doing right about anything that the MC wants to do within reason (of course, he’s a pushover too). He probably doesn’t have a plan before they go and may just wing it based on how they’re feeling and what’s available.

Considering there is no way the date will end in the same state it started, though, maybe no plan is the best plan. Just enjoy the ride.

Leviathan

Honestly lowkey thought that all those times they would play games together/watch marathons were dates so oof. Poor boy doesn’t even know how behind he is.

Once he’s aware that no, Mario Kart does not qualify as a date night, he will try to think of things that do but mostly still in or around the House.

He might suggest the kind of cheesy things he’s picked up from his mangas/dating games. He'll try them earnestly so it would still be a sweet time.

It’s going to take some insane “Love-Sex-Magic” to actually get this guy to plan a date that goes outside of his comfort zone (i.e. in the real world). He must be either head over heels or one of his brothers challenged him to pull it off. No matter what, it’s not going to be his first choice.

If he had to think of something, it would somehow be water-based because that’s the only other thing he’s going to cling to when he can’t be in his safe space.

A beach date would actually be perfect for him. He could show off his swimming skills, make a sand suclpture with them, and introduce them to Lotan! He won’t bite, er... as long as he’s around? Probably?

Satan

Want some old-fashioned romance? This is your guy. Satan sees love like it’s out of a romance novel so make of that what you will.

Ever polite and downright princely at times. You’d never know that he was the Avatar of Wrath until things just stop going to plan or some poor waiter tries to sass him...

The kind of guy to go for dates to an art gallery or an out-of-the-way coffee shop. Some place quiet where the main focus is on conversation or intellectual discussion. But, oh, he doesn’t just want to talk. He wants to learn and the subject is MC.

Won’t settle for small talk but isn’t looking for a life’s story either. He wants thoughts, opinions, and knowledge. What do they think of the Devildom? His brothers? How do things there compare to the human world? What’s it like there? Etc., etc.

If there is anything that they’re particularly skilled/knowledgeable in then he wants to know all about it. Lowkey sapiosexual vibes. Smarts are a turn on.

Would honestly be okay going to almost anywhere as long as he’s with them and can enjoy their conversation. Expect traditional romantic elements like flowers and candles, but really it’s the mind he’s after.

Asmodeus

He wants to Show. Them. Off! If they’re on a date then the world has to hear about it. He just thinks they’re that amazing!

Need help getting dressed for the occasion? He’s got them covered! He doesn’t see any issue in couples shopping, dressing, makeup… other things...

Yeah, they better keep a leash on this one or they may miss a reservation or three.

Knows all the best places in the Devildom like the back of his hand. Want to go dancing? He’s a regular at all the clubs. Want good drinks? He knows five places for that already. Great food? Babe, he’s second only to Beel in that department too!

Will spend the whole evening being very attentive and making sure they’re comfortable and having fun. The man loves seeing smiles, especially the ones he causes!

Okay. We all know where he ideally would like the date to end *cough*the bedroom*cough* but won’t pressure the matter… any more than usual. But oh would he be happy if it got there. And he’d make sure they’re happy too. 😏

Beelzebub

They’re going to eat and they’re going to eat WELL.

We’re talking a spread fit for royalty because he would totally ask Diavolo if he could borrow Barbatos for the evening. Food from the best chef in the Devildom and time alone with the MC for a night? Talk about a spot of heaven in literal Hell!

Of course, his thoughts aren’t only on his own stomach. He genuinely wants them to have a good time too.

Will probably take them to their favorite places in the Devildom or any places where they share good memories together. He wants to remind them of just how happy they make him as much as possible.

A lot of closeness the whole night: hand holding, hugs, and cuddles. It’s not for any possessive or territorial reason, he just likes having them close in that comforting sort of way.

He’s not exactly a deep conversationalist, but he’ll make up for it in actions and just the amount of heart he puts in the few things he says. Oh, he’s one of the best listeners on the planet though so the night doesn’t have to be quiet on their end.

Belphegor 

You’d think he’d be too lazy to plan a date but not so. It actually takes a lot of planning to find a way to completely ditch his brothers without any of them knowing/finding out. Even Beel has to be out of the loop.

Wherever they’re going, he wants it to be just the two of them and stay that way. It’d take just one run in with Mammon or Asmo for them to gain a tag along that Just. Won’t. Leave.

Like Satan, he prefers quieter places but that’s just because he hates being in noisy environments. He’ll go for places that may not have a lot going on, but are visually quite stunning like the botanical gardens or rooftop views.

Expect a picnic, maybe a little stargazing. He probably already knows some pretty peaceful places in the Devildom that he uses just to get some space from his brothers.

If he’s going to sleep during the date, he’ll either make sure it’s okay first or it will be an honest accident. He won’t just pass out on them to be a troll for once.

Maaay try to get them to take a nap with him. Straight up sleeping might be considered an odd date activity, but really it’s an excuse to hold them as close as he wants with no interruptions. Be careful, or he might hold them there all night.

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