#grim makes shitposts

[grimalkinmessor]

I had a sudden vision

This just in, Ls who defang their Kiras are PUSSIES

#my art #death note #lawlight #grim makes shitposts #l lawliet #the L void ✨ #this came to me in a dream and i giggled for like five minutes so of course i had to share it with you #:3

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Grim is giving “this is my mentally ill owner” energy.

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst grim #twst chapter 7 spoilers #twst chapter 7 #I bet grim says stuff like you know how they are always talking to that mirror. Don’t know why though #doesn’t make them less ugly but I guess some people need their delusions #and grim says it to Lucious too during their cat gossip sessions #twst shitpost

[kenchann]

nrc tumblr 1

also their icons

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst shitpost #i put 1 on there cause im prolly gonna make another one in 1264564231 years #ace trappola #deuce spade #twst grim #twst yuu

[souplovingwerewolf]

@pangur-and-grim a gift for you on this lovely afternoon

#pangur #pangur and grim #creature #content aware scale #ive concentrated her pangur essence #i have a device more powerful then the computers that took us to the moon #and i used it to make these #cat #scrimblo #meme #shitpost

[dustfluff]

*do not repost elsewhere i literally post all my arts everywhere - twitter and instagram and even FB so like just reblog thku

Inspired by the polite cat meme yknow "it is clear in the lease, no pets allowed in the apt. Sorry. OK I will make an exception he looks polite" but this is nowhere close to what happened in the game-

Love how the responsible headmaster said yes lets give this magicless other worldly student to babysit a monster spewing fire that also yknow a certified GREMLIN (on official website seen below)

I trashtalked him in my mind a lot but if I was the MC, I p robably will let him off a lot because hes qt and squish his face

#/my art #twst #twst grim #twst meme #twst wonderland #twst shitpost #fanart #twst fanart #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #disney twst #twisted wonderland grim #ramshackle #crowley twst #i wanna punt grim into space for making a hole in the mc's wallet all the time yet wanna sqwuishm his wittle face #artist on tumblr #new artist #twisted wonderland reader #twisted wonderland shitpost #twst mc

[bl33ditout]

i was tagged by @echoanddust and @666yen to share my lockscreen, the last song i listened to, the last photo i took, and the last photo i saved. tysm for the tags lovelies :D

i'm not gonna tag anybody for this one, but if anyone would like to do it feel free to! you can just say i tagged you lol

#the wallpaper that shows up after the lockscreen is slipknot/related btw #but pretty soon i think i will update those and make it smth sailor moon/ccs related #and for the second one yes that is my dog lol #i have two chihuahuas #and they are amazing #as for the third picture that's something i saved for a shitpost i was doing lol #oh yeah and for the song that's another grim salvo/kamaara special and it's fucking awesome #thanks again for everything that yall tag me in fr #you're the best <3

[wigglepiggle]

screaming and crying (again) I have no fucking clue what this guys LOOK LIKE!!!!! AUUUUHHHHHHGGWEEEEHHHHH

#this happens every single time i read a book that has humans i cannot visualize them properly #i might literally seriously make thrm objects #it could work #how do you put a grim reaper cloak on a object though #you know what ill find a way i need to SHITPOST

[heubhyeolgwii]

TAGS

【 tags 】

【 a fate that once looked grim it's now your chance to be saved 📿 in character 】

【  they'll hang me for what i have done 📿 closed rp 】

【 right now they're building a coffin your size 📿 text post 】

【 you swore you'd pull the trigger but now it's stuck 📿 main verse 】

【 if there's a god in hell let us pray let us pray 📿 likes 】

【 we always lose and our life is hell 📿 aesthetic 】

【 in between the darkness and the twilight 📿 images 】

【  the sweet sugar gun does not protect me 📿 starter call 】

【 you feed us lies from the tablecloth 📿 drabbles 】

【 i'll make a beast out of myself 🌂 visage 】

【 i've been chained too long my vision's so unclear 📿 self promo 】

【 you can feel his heart but you know he's mean 🔪 promo 】

【 oneul bam uri freaky freaky hae yea ☠️ shitposts 】

【 dragged you down below down to the devil's show 📿 musings 】

【 you should've known the price of evil 📿 head canons 】

【 men like you have such an easy soul to steal 📿 ask memes 】

【 they took for granted your soul and it's ours now to steal 📿 quotes 】

【 only time will alter your vision 📿 queue 】

【 aju nice !! ☠️ kassim speaks 】

【 nothing hurts my world just affects the ones around me 📿 speakers 】

【 time soaked with blood turns it's back 📿 asks 】

【 i’d rather be kentucky fried than alive and kicking in jersey any day ☠️ selca 】

【 maybe we’re just having too much fun ☠️ connections drop 】

【 i canʼt explain anything anymore anyway ☠️ hiatus notice 】

【 hey man i love you but no fucking way ☠️ semi hiatus notice 】

【 i'll exorcize you straight to hell !! 📿 crack 】

【 we gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife 📿 dash com 】

【 give me a chance to be that person i wanna be 📿 wishlist 】

【 no need to serve on your knees 📿 meta 】

【 immerse yourself into the kingdom of redemption 📿 psa 】

#【 tags 】 #【 oneul bam uri freaky freaky hae yea ☠️ shitposts 】 #【 aju nice !! ☠️ kassim speaks 】 #【 i’d rather be kentucky fried than alive and kicking in jersey any day ☠️ selca 】 #【 maybe we’re just having too much fun ☠️ connections drop 】 #【 i canʼt explain anything anymore anyway ☠️ hiatus notice 】 #【 hey man i love you but no fucking way ☠️ semi hiatus notice 】 #【 a fate that once looked grim it's now your chance to be saved 📿 in character 】 #【 they'll hang me for what i have done 📿 closed rp 】 #【 right now they're building a coffin your size 📿 text post 】 #【 you swore you'd pull the trigger but now it's stuck 📿 main verse 】 #【 if there's a god in hell let us pray let us pray 📿 likes 】 #【 we always lose and our life is hell 📿 aesthetic 】 #【 in between the darkness and the twilight 📿 images 】 #【 the sweet sugar gun does not protect me 📿 starter call 】 #【 i'll make a beast out of myself 🌂 visage 】 #【 i've been chained too long my vision's so unclear 📿 self promo 】 #【 dragged you down below down to the devil's show 📿 musings 】 #【 you should've known the price of evil 📿 head canons 】 #【 men like you have such an easy soul to steal 📿 ask memes 】 #【 they took for granted your soul and it's ours now to steal 📿 quotes 】 #【 only time will alter your vision 📿 queue 】 #【 nothing hurts my world just affects the ones around me 📿 speakers 】 #【 time soaked with blood turns it's back 📿 asks 】 #【 i'll exorcize you straight to hell !! 📿 crack 】 #【 we gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife 📿 dash com 】 #【 give me a chance to be that person i wanna be 📿 wishlist 】 #【 no need to serve on your knees 📿 meta 】 #【 immerse yourself into the kingdom of redemption 📿 psa 】

[lunarbrambles]

I'd hardly call Carian Knight Adrian a himbo but overthinking things to such an extreme you come off as completely oblivious should almost count if only so I can make spicy posts about himbo tiddies

#;outofcabernet #what a difference one (1) cup of tea can make #I go from grim to high octane shitposting

[grimalkinmessor]

You really have to be careful putting your Kira and your L in the same enclosure, guys. See, because if the Kira doesn't know the L is also in his enclosure, the Kira will make a grand display of impossible murders. It's what Kiras do—it's just in their nature.

But, unlike other Kiras, who see this display as a territorial marker or a display of dominance, an L will take those murders as an invitation to court. Kiras and Ls have very different mating habits, so while puffing up feathers might be seen as aggression for one species, it's seen as a courting behavior for the other.

If you're not careful, you'll end up with your L chasing your Kira all around the enclosure and maybe even dragging your Kira back to his nest. Kiras do not like to be confined—they enjoy daylight whereas Ls are more nocturnal—so you might very well end up with a dead L on your hands :/

Take the proper precautions, guys.

#death note #lawlight #l lawliet #yagami light #grim makes shitposts

[etheries1015]

TWISTED WONDERLAND MASTERLIST

Character's revolving around the story will be highlighted in RED. NSFW section below the SFW one.

link back to OG masterlist

Link to Twisted wonderland Masterlist Pt. 2

SFW

A little more to love - Lilia x Reader HC

Happy Fathers day - Crowly shit post

Secret relationship and the wing man- Malleus X reader

Finding out your real name - Platonic Multi (seperate)

Beating the shit out of a student- Platonic Multi (Together) [TW: assault, but MC is a badass]

Rejection hurts- Lilia X reader [Angst, no comfort]

Rejection hurts pt2 - Lilia X reader [Angst, slight comfort?]

When you wish upon a star- Malleus X Reader

Magic Catastrophe- Twst X Obey me crossover

Magic Catastrophe pt2 - Twst X obey me crossover

Your first encounter - General Lilia x Reader shit post

An apology mug - Malleus X reader

How could you love that...?- Malleus X High energy/gremlin reader (lowkey shit post)

When he began to fall in love- Lilia x (slightly traumatized) reader [TW: Depiction of panic attacks, mentions of PTSD, reader does not like being startled by the mischievous vampiric fae :( ]

Domestic kitchen moments- Trey, Rook, Malleus, Lilia X Reader

What a shame- Bi Lilia X Bi Reader shit post

The school Therapist- Working Adult MC HC

The promises we made- Malleus X reader Angst/fluff rolled into one...

Our popular prefect! - Headcannon on MC's daily life as the ramshackle dorm prefect and their precious students.

Endless Marriage proposals- General Lilia X reader (angst no comfort)

Endless Marriage Proposals (ALT ENDING) - General Lilia x Reader (Fluff)

Glorious Masquerade- MC Solves the problem!

Glorious Masquerade- The... interesting dormmate... (answer)

A dragons infatuation - Malleus X reader HC

When they snore - Mallus, Rook, Azul, Riddle, Vil (Separate) X Reader

When you cuddle them like a Koala- Housewardens (separate) X reader

A fearful realization - Malleus X reader

A fearful realization pt. 2- Malleus X reader

Lonely together - Malleus X lonely reader

The swearing issue - Lilia HC

The dreaded reunion- shit post (king!Malleus, his spouse MC, and a few other special guests.)

The secret ingredient - Lilia X Reader (lowkey shit post)

A sacrifice worth making- Malleus X reader

A "normal" therapy session - Multi (shitpost HC)

When you cry- Malleus X reader

His first and last love- Lilia x reader

Boring lectures - Malleus X reader (pretty much platonic)

Finding out you're trans masc- Malleus, idia, kalim, Riddle X trans masc reader

Biting and accidental courtship - Lilia, Malleus, Leona, Ruggie, Jack, Rook X reader

Defending your lover- General Lilia x Reader

His unique magic- Jack x Reader

A different way of fighting- General Lilia and Gremlin reader HC

Dancing in the kitchen - Lilia X reader

Writing each other letters - Lilia X reader (2 scenarios)

His birthday present- Lilia X reader

Your dream and a wish- No ship, just your dream regarding Chapter 7.

Finding you sobbing - Malleus, Lilia X reader

Chaotic Prefect - Ask/Answer

Long lived/succubus (kind of) Yuu and their infatuation with humans- Ask/answer, platonic! Baul and General Lilia

Not particularly good at baking - Lilia X reader

Lilia shit post

Your importance - Lilia X reader (short)

Flower crowns- Meleanor X reader

A heavy farewell- Lilia X reader

An interesting fascination - Pomefiore X reader who is fascinated with scars (ask/answer)

A genius feat! - Technologically challenged reader X Idia Shroud

Learning human legs- Malleus learning to form a human body HC

Being allergic to them - Octavinelle and Savanaclaw

Sleep somewhere else!- MC allergic to cats and Grim headcannon

A messy confession - Floyd X reader

Half baked confession - Malleus X Flirty/shamelessish reader

Happy birthday, Malleus! - Malleus x reader

Happy birthday, reader! - General Lilia X reader

They throw you a birthday party - Diasomnia X reader

Prefects muse- Azul, Riddle, Idia X flirty reader

Prefects muse- Jack X flirty reader

The fae with a dream - General Lilia X Fae reader (angst) TW: death, emetophobia

your jealous lover- Lilia X reader

Raising a child and his interesting parenting style - Lilia X reader

when you're sick - short Silver X reader headcannon

Missing the "girly" things - Twst (Multi! Platonic!) X Fem! reader

Day dreaming - (Short) Lilia X reader headcannon

Oblivious old man- Lilia X reader HC

When he fell in love- Vil X reader

You're pregnant! their reaction? - Vil, Malleus, Azul, Lilia X Afab reader (no pronouns)

A flowers meaning- Lilia x reader

Cuddling his Tsum- Lilia X reader

Do you regret it? - Lilia X reader

NSFW

18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

A little bit of everything - Malleus Draconia relationship HC

Getting Drunk - Lilia X reader

Would they wait until marriage? - Multi (separate, lowkey shit post)

His little human toy- General Lilia X reader

Midnight dirty thoughts- About Dragon Malleus [tw monsterfucking]

Size kink HC - Malleus Draconia X reader [ tw monsterfucking]

A faes hidden desires- Malleus Draconia X reader

General Lilia Vanrouge thoughts - General Lilia x reader (short)

Pretty little pregnant you - Lilia X fem! Reader (tw: pregnancy)

Lilias praise - Lilia X reader (More suggestive than NSFW, but I placed it here anyway.)

Taking his virginity - Lilia X reader

Birthday head- Malleus x reader shit post

The unfortunate shower incident - Lilia X reader (only suggestive, not very NSFW)

living out a fantasy - Lilia X reader (TW hair pulling, slight mentions of blood)

General Lilias stress relief - Lilia x reader (TW slight non-con)

Hot spring mischief- Lilia & Malleus X reader

Guiding Malleus thru his heat- Malleus & Lilia X reader

#Twisted wonderland #Twst #twisted wonderland X reader #Twst X reader #Twisted wonderland fanfictions #twisted wonderland headcannons #Twst fanfics #twst headcannons #Etheries Fics #Etheries masterlist #Twisted wonderland masterlist #Malleus x reader #lilia x reader

[yuri-is-online]

For who would go crazy in TWST trying to save u over and over i have thoughts:

Vil - Mr. Perfect? Not being able to reach his goal, trying to get to the person who understands him best? ESP. thinking about how he's based on the Evil Queen, someone well known for having a Very Poor reaction to not getting her way? He'd absolutely lose it, have a "where are they now" episode about washed up celebs cause EVERYTHING he has is dedicated to saving you

Malleus - He wields some of the most powerful magic in the world, but he can't save you? Absolutely not. He refuses. Also in his case he's probably resetting the world himself, so the repeated deaths he can't save you from are arguably being caused by him to. He has no sense to pet go - you love him, know him so intimately that a world without you is meaningless. Reset.

Azul - There's no bargain he can make, power he can steal, trick he can pull strong enough to fix this mess. He's blindly ambitious, and refuses to hear the word "no". How could he give up his precious pearl, the one person he knows could see through everything he is that's nasty and gross, and love the whole of it? He knows, deep in his mind, that he can't change this fate. But to give up on you? Truly impossible.

notes: referring to this shitpost here, discussion of spoilers for all currently available books including book 7, I'll slap Malleus's part under read more to make those a bit more avoidable

No but annon your mind... so correct about all of this for all stated reasons and more. Seriously how did I not think about Vil? That's genius?

Assuming the original timeline follows the events currently evolving in game, I assume that Yuu ends up dying as part of Grim's overblot. I think it makes sense for the boys to die that first time too, only to wake up alive and in the middle of preparing for NRC's entrance ceremony. After they make sure that this isn't a dream, and that they really are alive and somehow back in time they start making plans.

Vil

I can see og timeline Vil regretting that he didn't pay attention to Yuu before VDC, and trying to figure out how to stay in their life during his fourth year internship because (even if his feelings technically run a bit deeper) genuine friendships are important to him. Remember how happy to see everyone he was in chapter 6? It's all he can do to remind himself you probably don't know who he is anymore when he sees Crowley drag you into the mirror chamber, he just wants to kiss your preciously confused face.

Something Rook immediately picks up on because I'm pretty convinced he would notice if something was that majorly off script about his queen. Vil's raised eyebrow is .3 centimeters off from his normal concerned face :/ he needs an explanation.

Vil's relieved at first, he has Rook's help and you are surprisingly receptive to his advances. For just a brief moment he has you in his arms and you are alive, and then you are torn away again. And again, and again and again and-

Vil's signature spell is a curse, he can recognize the traces of one, and I agree he would be so determined to break it he would slowly start to deteriorate into a actual villain. It's not like time is advancing forward otherwise, it's not like he can advance his acting career while he is stuck in this time loop trying to save you, trying to not let your zero percent of survival stay zero. I could see him spending a loop killing the other overblot mages before they build up enough blot to hurt Yuu only for that not to work and him to get even more unhinged as a result.

Azul

Ok so you remember that bit in the Ghost Bride event where Azul gets borderline creepy over the thought of being rejected? Or that part of New Years where he suffers a bit of sunk cost fallacy over the grab bags and gets back in line to spend more money on more stuff he doesn't need? Or how about his level up lines? Laughing at the thought of being satisfied with "just this much power" or warning that you will just be taken advantage of in this world, and inviting you to seek safety with him when that inevitably happens?

Well you did and he failed you. And no he isn't really someone who lets go of things. He goes out of his way to tell Riddle that he thinks being greedy is a good thing; you could have had a very long and happy life together that hit every milestone you set out to achieve and it still wouldn't be enough for Azul. He will never be satisfied, never have enough of Yuu.

But he's smart, he knows when things just aren't possible. It makes him more determined to prove himself. If he can't outsmart something as trivial as fate, can he really claim to be a brilliant mage?

Unlike Vil, I don't think he would immediately tell the twins what was happening. I do think they would figure it out eventually, and I do think they would help, but I think they would also maybe... eventually... realize that there was no saving you and maybe it's best for everyone involved if that's accepted. I could see Jade and Floyd going to Yuu directly and asking what you want, not because they are opposed to saving you but because they want Azul's suffering to end.

I don't know if you have ever played Amnesia Memories, but I could see Azul following a similar path to the Joker World/Ukyo (they are not similar characters but meh) in a situation like this. Won't spoil that here but I highly recommend it if you like otome games.

Malleus

In a twisted way I could almost see him being satisfied with being stuck inside a time loop trying to save you. Not at first obviously, at first Malleus refuses to believe he could fail in saving you. He is the fifth most powerful mage in the universe. He is a King, he can not think of anyone, anything that is stupid enough to tell him no.

Maybe he speed runs his own overblot and tries trapping you in a dream, only for that to kill you. Reset.

How about killing the other overblot mages? He'd arrive at that one a lot faster than Vil. Also doesn't work. Reset.

I don't think Malleus would bring Lilia, Silver, or Sebek into the loop of what was going on. Lilia- he's smart, old, and understands just how powerful Malleus really is, but I'm not sure he would be able to realize time itself is being reset. I think he would pick up on what Malleus's plan is in each individual universe and goes out of his way to prevent him from doing something stupid. You know who I could see picking up on it though? Leona and Idia, forcing them to work together to get Malleus to stop further driving a wedge between Malleus and the rest of the student body.

And then there is you, troublesome you. We don't really know what causes Grim to overblot, I could almost see a situation where Yuu does everything they can to save their friends, aware that time is being reset and thinking that finally, this time they can keep everyone from dying. They are completely content to die if it means no one else gets hurt, completely unaware that self sacrifice is what is causing all of this. What is one life compared to everyone in all of Twisted Wonderland after all?

Everything, it is worth everything, this world really is meaningless without you in it. Reset.

#twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #vil schoenheit x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #malleus draconia x reader #the frog is for you annon this made my day #i tried to make him smug

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

"I want to talk shit about you later, but I want to get it right, what are your pronouns?"

This is a shitpost that I haven't proofread. Enjoy. @traumxrei-archive

Lilia

It was your weekly gaming session together, and as all gaming sessions go, it is not complete with a bit of trash talk. It was all affectionate of course, neither of you didn't actually mean any of it.

Or so you thought before he blue-shelled you in Mario Kart. You watched in horror as the fae took first place for himself. "Hey Lilia I know we've been friends for a good bit now but I need to ask you something." Your voice was serious as you tailed behind Lilia in-game.

"Hoh? What is it?"

"I want to trash talk you but I want to get it right, what are your pronouns?"

Lilia lets out a laugh as he replies. "I'm so old I kind of don't care about them anymore, you knave"

"Knave? Oh, you pint-sized cox-comb!" "Bring it on, doxy!"

And as per usual, Lilia ends up teaching all kinds of curse words from hundreds of year's ago to use in your future gaming sessions. especially when you blue shell him back

Jade

How amusing. It seems as though you have now captured the attention of one of the Leech brothers. How lucky of you- or unlucky.

To put it simply, he was just gonna have a little "chat" with you on behalf of Azul. Ramshackle dorm has been due some renovations, so what would it take for you to hand it over?

You've seen this song and dance before. It will start out as a pleasant yet shallow conversation as he leads you away from other people. Then the second he corners you, he will interrogate you or blackmail you. You must not fall for it.

"Fuck off, Jade." "Pardon?" "Don't play dumb I know what you're planning on doing." Jade raised a brow as you pushed him away. "Tell Azul to talk to me himself."

You're on your way to exit the classroom before you pause. "One more thing Jade, I want to shit talk you later but I want to do it right. What are your pronouns?" Jade let an amused look show on his face.

"Oh? How very interesting, you'll tell me yours back right?"

"Yes."

The second you exchange pronouns you go to exit the classroom, immediately shouting "Deuce, Ace, you aren't gonna believe this. I had the worst interaction with one thee slimiest motherfuckers ever, he's such a fucking bitch."

Despite the insult, he was very impressed with the guts you had.

Azul

This was while you were forced to sign that damned contract with him. The minute you did so you sighed. "May I ask one more question, Azul?" You looked over at the smug octomer, who was practically gleaming at you.

"Yes, go right ahea-" "I'm going to insult you but I want to do it right, what pronouns do you use?"

Azul froze, surprised at the bluntness of the question as the Tweels snickered behind you, trying not to lose it. "Well? What are they?"

"I- um- He/Him, I guess"

"Now listen here, you capitalist cephalopod motherfucker, I swear to God I am going to-"

Let's just say the Tweels had to drag you out, laughing the whole way.

Jamil

He knew his off-hand comment would rile Grim up. He knew it! Now Grim is throwing a tantrum and clawing at your arms as he tries to lunge at the man in front of you.

You saw that smug smirk on Jamil's face, despite it only lasting a second. Damn it now you have to deal with a very annoying Grim. You glared over at Jamil, muffling Grim's protests with your sleeve.

"Jamil you- ugh!" You glared at him. "I am going to talk shit about you later but I'm doing it right. What pronouns do you use?"

The usually smug Jamil froze for a second. His face remained stoic despite his brain screaming, completely surprised at the response. "He/Him." He responded curtly.

"Thank you." You walked off, grumbling under your breath. He stares at you as you walk off, calm as ever. He's still in shock from the situation.

Riddle

It was your first week in Ramshackle, he'll it was your first week in Twisted Wonderland, and you already have an enemy. Riddle Rosehearts. That was his name.

The power-hungry brat that calls himself housewarden has been making your life hell the minute you fell into this world. The way he lectures you for not knowing certain norms or rules of this world as if it was your fault you were kidnapped by a black carriage. To make it worse, he collared that bully, Ace, was it? And now you have to deal with him in your dorm.

It couldn't get any worse, right? Wrong. You are with Ace and Deuce in the Heartstabyul dorm, readying yourselves for the duel to come. This duel will decide the fate of the Housewarden of Heartstabyul, putting an end to Riddle's reign of terror.

You see the brat strut around, waiting for the battle to begin. That stupid smug smirk that you despise graces his lips and you have to hold yourself back from punching him. The duel is about to begin.

Following your friends out to the field you take this opportunity to ask him something. "Housewarden Riddle, what are your pronouns?" "Thank you for asking. He/him."

"Okay cool... Boys, get his ass!"

Ruggie

You were supposed to be an easy target. Your pocket was so loose and open, you weren't supposed to notice him! Now here is his caught red-handed as he reached his hand over.

You clamped your hand around his wrist before he could even dream of pickpocketing you. Ruggie froze up, preparing to yank his arm away and dash until you let go of him. The hyena was surprised but wasn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Right as he was about to book it, you asked him a question. "Oi, hyena. I'm gonna talk shit about you. What's your pronouns?"

The thief got defensive, as if he wasn't the one that just tried to steal from you before.

Tell me yours first!" How demanding

#not writing #not requests #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #jade leech #jade leech x reader #ruggie bucchi x reader #ruggie bucchi #riddle rosehearts #riddle rosehearts x reader #jamil viper #jamil viper x reader #azul ashengrotto #azul ashengrotto x reader #lilia vanrouge #lilia vanrouge x reader

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Obey Me but I make it sound weird Electric 2 Electric Boogaloo

Local does once again what they can do best, write a bunch of Shitposts

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they are multiplying??? like three new dudes appeared out of nowhere

number one is just one stuck up Demon who hates Humans just cause

a very violent Angel who thinks Spears are the answer and solution to every little thing in all Three Realms

and a very cool Girl who had no Drama associated with her before she even was properly announced, also she´s the Grim Reaper but sadly not a pile of bones in a sick black robe

multiple dimensions wasn´t enough now we´re forced to time travel and impress those idiots again (lovingly) and of course they want us Dead again

the royal baby, or maniac depending on how silly he wants to be, thinks the Sheep who is definitely a Demon and not a Human is very sus

the Baby once again get´s bullied and get´s even officially baptized! Granted it´s not a good name but how many Angels get a funny nickname from a newly formed Demon family who once was an Angel Family

your forced to share a house with a Sorcerer who is just there, sharing a house with you menacingly… but no seriously this guy wants to cook he´s seriously being menacingly without meaning to, please send help T_T

former Angel is scared of Ghosts and also get´s possessed

Love wins which means no matter what the Sheep stays where they are

a muffin nearly kills a Human/Demon eating snake

the snake also mysteriously shrinks and becomes besties with the shut in

hey wait a minute doesn´t a couple of these things go against Canon?

the Baby is terrified of a (not so) Demon Sheep

everybody is still horny for the Sheep, apparently being a Pink Sheep makes you irresistible for everybody especially the Supernatural

Love doesn´t win, you get a Date with the Reaper but no love meter

also Barney is really stuck up and bosses you around when he thinks a Pink Sheep is a Demon

maybe maybe not the antagonist thinks that if there is a Rat/Mouse in your new home he´s allowed to burn everything to the ground

Pink Sheep get´s their Sleeping Beauty/Snow White moment but also not really because they know what kind of shit is happening around them

seems like your married to your menacing Roommate? Yay…? at least that´s what it looks like and what the Menace wishes for

reverse Exorcism, this time the Demon is the one getting possessed

if this trend continues the Sheep will be the new God of the Universes

also they just got randomly teleported to the Royal Test TM

sleepover in front of the Sheeps door

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me mammon #mammon avatar of greed #obey me mephistopheles #obey me raphael #obey me thirteen #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me solomon #obey me luke

[crystallizsch]

art masterlist ~

jamil viper : 🐍 kalim al-asim : ☀️ grim : 🐈‍⬛ riddle rosehearts : 🌹 ace trappola : ♥️ deuce spade : ♠️ leona kingscholar : 🦁 malleus draconia : 🐉 azul ashengrotto : 🐙 jade leech : 🍄 floyd leech : 🎣 sebek zigvolt : ⚡ silver : ⚔️ vil schoenheit : 👑 ━━━━━━✦ comics : ⭐ memes / shitposts : 🦋 ━━━━━━✦ asks : ✨ bonus writings / ramblings : ✍️ ━━━━━━✦ oc interaction : 🌈 only yuusha : 💜 only yuuna : 🩷 ━━━━━━✦

general ✦

jamil with that one crown that jasmine wore [🐍]

jamil "the royal vizier" [🐍]

heartslabyul & savanaclaw angst

sitting on the ramshackle couch [♥️♠️] / [🦋]

tfw when i draw jamil’s side bang so inconsistently [🐍] / [🦋]

yuuka carrying malleus [🐉][🦋]

"apartment complex? really i find it quite simple" [🐙] / [🦋]

glasses jamil [🐍] (pt 2)

sweet merciful sands [🐍] / [🦋]

tsum jamil [🐍]

eepy jamil [🐍] / [✨]

"congratulations you made me laugh" [🐍]

breakdancer jamil??? [🐍] / [✨✍️]

the king of savanaclaw and the king of heartslabyul [🦁🌹]

riddle w/ keyblade large key [🌹]

jamil heart sign [🐍]

jamil luxe couture + boop [🐍]

jamil knife cat [🐍] / [🦋]

troy bolton... [🐍] / [⭐]

kalim gyaru dog pose [☀️]

jamil basketball [🐍]

blushy jamil [🐍]

silver is so silly [⚔️] / [🦋]

yuusha tala 💜

"accidentally" making food for yuu [🐍] / [⭐] (pt 2)

pov you approach the cool kids table [🐍☀️] / [⭐]

forehead kiss [🐍] / [⭐]

cheering for jamil [🐍☀️] (pt 2) [🦋]

using snake whisper to make yuu sleep [🐍] / [⭐]

"would you like me to teach you how to dance?" [🐍]

"kissing" jamil viper [🐍] / [⭐] (pt 2) [✨✍️]

“I could be a better boyfriend husband than him.” [💜]

yuu's favorite event [✨✍️] / [💜]

finders keepers [🐍] / [⭐]

guys gift-giving is not a competition [🐍☀️🐈‍⬛] / [⭐]

hardest thing for yuu adjusting to nrc [✨✍️] / [💜]

closest platonic friend / character they dislike / dorm sorted into besides ramshackle [☀️🍄🎣] / [✨✍️]

"what'd jamil do" [🐍]

lil hug from the prefect [🐍] / [⭐]

if yuu had magic [🐍] / [⭐] / [✨✍️]

heart pictures [🐍☀️] / [✨] (pt 2)

book 4 x scooby doo [🐍🐙🍄🎣🐈‍⬛] / [🦋]

meet yuu and jamil's kid, jas(mine) [🐍] / [✍️]

eepy trio [🐍🐈‍⬛]

the besties are judging you for your taste in men [🐈‍⬛♥️♠️🐍] / [⭐]

random conversations in the classroom [🐍] / [⭐]

playful flirting losers [🐍] / [✨✍️]

masquerade outfit [💜]

masquerade [🐍] / [⭐] (pt 2)

jamiyuu sketch/info dump [🐍] / [✨✍️]

yuusha = jamil's charging station [🐍🐈‍⬛] / [⭐] / [✨]

"we're dancing 'round the kitchen in the refrigerator light" [🐍]

"luxe couture" outfit [🐈‍⬛] / [💜] (pt 2)

luxe couture pt 2 [💜]

matching earrings [🐍] / [⭐] / [✨✍️]

luxe couture grim + jamiyuu [🐍🐈‍⬛]

the viper family recipe [🐍] / [⭐] / [✨✍️]

boop [🐍] / [🦋]

on a shopping trip [👑🐙🐍♥️🐈‍⬛]

after basketball practice [🐍♥️🎣] / [⭐] / [✍️]

tapis rouge jamiyuu [🐍🐈‍⬛♥️] / [⭐] / [✨]

al'ab nariya [🐍] / [✨✍️]

glorious masquerade fluff [🐍] / [✨✍️]

yuuna perla 🩷

candy pictures -> heartslabyul / savanaclaw / octavinelle / scarabia / pomefiore / ignihyde / diasomnia / grim

"if anything happens to grim i will kill everyone in this school and then myself" [🐈‍⬛] / [🦋] / [✍️]

ringtoss with malleus' horns [🐉] / [⭐] / [🦋]

falling asleep after studying [🐈‍⬛♥️♠️]

yuu's favorite event [✨✍️] / [🩷]

hardest thing for yuu adjusting to nrc [🐈‍⬛] / [✨✍️]

closest platonic friend / character they dislike / dorm sorted into besides ramshackle [🌹⚡] / [✨✍️]

pulling them on leashes [🐈‍⬛♥️♠️]

masquerade outfit [🩷]

others' ocs 💕

carol ann [✨] / [🌈]

yuri yusico [✨] / [🌈]

ruthie [✨]

#✦'-masterlist #i think it's finally time for this masterlist??? #idk this is for me too so i can easily go to my own posts #hope yall find this useful too i guess hfnfsdjk #but omg the emoji vomit im so sorry

[zoobiefish]

I wanted to do a full colour version of a doodle I did earlier of Young Pep for a shitpost. Just a little Women’s Day Gift for all the ladies out there tonight. You’re welcome ;)

[this amazing design for Young Pep belongs to @grimmoirre. Grim I am obsessed with your version of this blorbo and I apologize if I’ve been tagging you too much, I just wanna make sure you get the deserved credit shdjjdjdjd]

#pt peppino #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #young peppino #pizza tower fan art #pizza tower art #digital art #videogames #italian blorbo #happy international women's day #yes that includes trans women #and nonbinary women #and intersex women #when i say all women i mean it #trans women are women #okay i think that’s enough tags i’m sleep deprived