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aphroditelovesu · 6 months

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Yandere Golden Trio Headcanons (Platonic)

❝ 🔮 — lady l: another Harry Potter headcanons because my mind is buzzing with ideas yayy!! I hope you like it and forgive me for any mistakes! 💜

❝tw: obsessive and possessive behavior, jealousy, overprotection and implicit murder.

❝ 🔮pairing: yandere!golden trio/harry potter, hermione granger and ron weasley x gender neutral!reader.

You probably did not know, but they were obsessed with you from the first day of class at Hogwarts. All of you were new and some strangers to this world and they needed something they could cling to, something that would not leave them and that someone was you.

You met on the train. You and Hermione sat together and talked a little until you went with the other boys, at her insistence, you went along and that was when you met Harry and Ron.

They were ecstatic to discover that you were new too and couldn't wait to be with you at Hogwarts. Once you were selected into a house other than theirs, they would sulk and even get angry. But if you were a Gryffindor like them, there would be no problem to deal with.

They are incredibly possessive of you and they will get upset and irritated when you are with someone other than them, especially if it is someone like Draco Malfoy. You are theirs, you had become theirs since the first conversation on the train and you would continue to be theirs.

Harry is the least possessive, but he is still very jealous of you, even with his own friends. He is very kind and polite, so loyal to his friends and so adored, there is no bad intention in his actions and his thoughts are all about you. He needs to protect you, take care of you because he can't bear to lose you.

He is very calm and rarely loses his temper, Harry just wants to protect you and take care of you. He can't lose anyone else and he can't lose you. Harry is very overprotective and suffocating at times, wanting to know how you are and what you are doing. He's just looking out for you like a good friend would.

Ron is very possessive and suffocating, his insecurity will take him to extremes just to get your affection. He is very lively and optimistic, he is always the one who will lift you up and make you laugh every time you are feeling bad. He cares for you very much and secretly longs to be your favorite.

He is very insecure deep down and fears being abandoned by you, and he can't have that. Ron likes to keep you with him, always keeping you safe and secure, and most importantly of all, just with him. Ron is very spontaneous and lively, desperately wanting to be loved by you.

Hermione is the most balanced, or so she likes to think. She is very intelligent and kind to you, always making sure you are well and happy. Hermione likes to stay by your side in silence, whether it's reading a book or talking about something. She would love to help you with your studies, even if you don't need it, but it would make her very happy.

She is very possessive and manipulative, having seen you first, she should have more right to you. Hermione is fiercely protective of you and jealous, wanting to be the only one to have your attention. She is very careful about you and is always trying to help you, even if you don't need it, but this helps her feel needed. Hermione is a big fan of hers, always rooting for you.

They are extremely protective of you and they are willing to do anything for you, including using forbidden magic. Harry is very suffocating and needs constant reassurance that you are okay, Ron desperately wants your attention and affection and Hermione needs to care and guide you.

You will always be theirs. There's no way to walk away, even if you wanted to. They would never dare to harm you in any way, but if you are resolute in doing things that they vehemently disapprove of, punishment will be meted out. They don't want to scare you, that's the last thing they want, but they have limits.

At any sign of conflict or danger you will be removed. It doesn't matter if you know how to fight or are good with spells, they won't risk your safety and your life. And if you are hurt, they will go into a frenzy of rage and worry and will not stop until they find the culprit and deal with them. No one can hurt you.

Harry would always protect you and be by your side, holding your hand if you needed it. Ron will always cheer you up and say the right things to make you happy and Hermione will always guide you and take care of you in her own way.

Once they become obsessed with you, there is nothing to be done. Not even Dumbledore could help you, not when the obsession, the need to protect you, was already so ingrained in the Trio. You would have to get used to being deeply loved and protected because they aren't going anywhere and neither are you.

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oxydiane · 2 years

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headcanon of the day: both harry and hermione have the absolute, literal worst resting bitch face known to mankind.

for harry it was one of the many things that made the dursleys extremely angry at him and one of the numerous reason other kids just didn’t really flock his way.

for hermione it was one of the traits that always gave her an air of superiority. looking like she is judging everything you do paired with her extensive knowledge on certain things and the fact that she is not oblivious of this knowledge always made her to be seen as a know-it-all, more or less.

ron, on the other hand, is all smiles and strong expressions and funny faces. he’s always cracking jokes and making all those around him laugh. he looks sweet and approachable, but being constantly attached at the hip with the two single most intimidating eleven year olds in the castle does not help his cause at all.

everybody knows the golden trio is tight knit. by the end of their first year everyone knows that if you need to know where granger is on a thursday evening she’ll probably be writing up notes at the quidditch pitch with weasley as they watch harry potter train with the gryffindor team. everybody knows that you will never find the boy who lived walking out and about without “his ginger” loudly talking about whatever by his side.

despite wanting to be friends with the saviour, a lot of students don’t even dare approach.

ron is completely oblivious of the way his two friends look to others. he doesn’t really get why some gryffindors and hufflepuffs seem nervous after wishing harry goodluck before a game or why the ravenclaws kind of hesitate before asking hermione to borrow her notes. to him, that’s just how his best friends look.

after all, he really can’t see how anybody would be intimidated by the harry potter who had bought a whole trolley of candy to split with him upon first meeting, or the hermione granger who would get thoroughly upset whenever he beat her at chess.

#harry and hermione have terrible social skills #but ron loves them #he’s THEIR ginger!#harry potter #ron weasley #hermione granger #headcanon #soo talks #ron weasley supremacy #ron weasley appreciation #golden trio #golden trio headcanons #harry james potter

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radiohead-spiderman · 3 months

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My Golden Trio Headcanons (some modern some not)

Harry:

Oddly good at beer pong.

One time caught the snitch in his mouth and almost died.

Is REALLY good at cooking(less headcanon and more actually canon)

Loves the rain, absolutely hates thunder.

Had American southern tea ONCE and never looked at Earl Grey the same way again (Hermione gets upset about it every time they get tea together)

Soap opera lover(he watches them with Ron)

Is really good at drawing birds specifically.

He’s good at pottery but can only make bowls and plates.

SPIDER-MAN FAN

Ron:

Chess lover, both magic AND muggle(that’s canon but I’m including it anyways)

When Harry tried American sweet tea for the first time, Ron got to try fried butter for the first time too, he promptly inhaled it.

He hates crabs.

He often has stare offs with Crookshanks which either end with Ron getting mauled, or Crookshanks getting locked out of the room.

Is a DIEHARD Beastie Boys fan, Hermione introduced him to them and he hasn’t looked back since.

His favorite color is the exact shade of brown that Hermione’s eyes are :)

Soap opera lover(he watches them with Harry)

Wears bright neon crocs, has worn them on dates with Hermione before, will wear them on dates with Hermione again.

Got a buzz cut one time and Hermione screamed in pure unbridled terror when she saw it(she did not speak for him for a week, he had to magically grow it back)

Bad at pottery but loves playing with the clay.

DEADPOOL FAN

Hermione:

Aroace spectrum(because I love projecting onto characters and it’s canon in my eyes)

One time tried to straighten her hair and both Ron and Harry got scared when they saw it(it did not work)

Knows ALL of the Elder Scrolls lore

Has played Skyrim to completion over 19 times.(that is not an exaggeration, she’s pulled various all nighters)

HORRIFIC sleep schedule

Will not read romance, UNLESS it’s completely historically accurate.

Bad at drawing, really good at pottery oddly enough.

While she’s good at pottery, she absolutely despises the feel of wet clay, and then the feel of dry clay on her skin so she doesn’t sculpt stuff without gloves on.

Hates the texture of pasta, it has to be made in a VERY specific way for her to enjoy it.

Doesn’t like being smooched on the temple because it’s too close to her eyes and she thinks it’s unsanitary.

Had a seafood boil one time and was out like a light for a full DAY.

Tried a vegan diet for like a year but she accidentally ate a wet piece of ham in a sleep deprived delirium.

Beans on toast FIEND.

One time had a five day mental breakdown over magic and specifically quidditch brooms not following the laws of physics.

Dinosaur nerd.

Dr Strange and Reed Richards fan

Golden Trio:

Codependent.

They have a book club, Ron’s favorite genre is a mix between really cheesy badly written romances and westerns, Harry’s favorite genre is murder mysteries and philosophy, funnily enough, Hermione doesn’t like murder mysteries because she guesses the plot/plot twists and they’re always correct, she usually only reads non-fiction but she occasionally likes accurate science fiction and she also enjoys biographies.

Hermione once sat them down to watch a bunch of muggle movies, some Harry recognized, while Ron was just utterly entranced by the television, occasionally shaking Harry’s shoulder when something happened on screen.

While Hermione was finishing her seventh/ “eighth” year she was sent at LEAST ten letters DAILY, from both Ron and Harry.

They shared an apartment for like two years and would quiet often all sleep in the same bed.

That habit followed them into adulthood, and they occasionally sleep in the same bed.

Both Harry and Ron, along with Ginny, will flaunt Hermione being the minister, often.

Harry has forced the other two to rewatch every Star Wars movie, more than ten times.

Ron and Hermione broke up one time in their relationship and Harry was more distraught than both of them combined.

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delumineight · 5 months

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do you ever think of the golden trio not being able to sleep alone after the battle and having to wake the others after a nightmare to check if theyre alive and using silencing charms incase they scream in their sleep

yes. yes i think of this so much. immediately after the battle they sneak off and go to sleep, all in one bed together and sprawled out all over each other. at the burrow they all sleep in ron’s room. molly doesn’t say anything or try to stop hermione from being with the boys. she somehow knows they need it (after all they were all alone together for however many months). i think when ron and mostly hermione have nightmares harry is filled with horrible guilt. he has to leave. he makes sure they’re okay and he goes downstairs and makes tea and comes back up a few hours later. he cannot stand to see others suffer for his cause, for something he feels like he did. especially his two best friends. in general i just think they’re all a bit traumabonded i don’t care if it’s “unhealthy” but it’s so true it’s just undeniable. when ron and hermione are like “hey we’re going to australia um” harry’s like… who do u think u are. anyway. side note but i think hermione’s nightmares are actually sleep paralysis because if something is wrong with a character i like i WILL make it worse!

#isa asks !#harry potter #romione #ron and hermione #hermione granger #ron weasley #nightmares #golden trio #golden trio headcanons #i feel like i need to talk about the golden trio’s friendship more #but i am sooooo laser focused on romione #the brother-brother love of ronarry and brother-sister love of harmione makes me wanna cry why don’t i have anything like that #golden trio post war #post war

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witchthewriter · 1 year

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what type of muggle music/bands/artists do you think that the trio era characters + the marauders would listen to? sorry if this seems like a weird question..

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐏 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

Ooh, another music question! I only did the Golden Trio and The Marauders minus Peter, lemme know if you want anyone else 🌷🌿🌻

a/n: I'm not taking time into consideration...

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・The Marauders love Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees (fun fact, my Pa lived on the same street as them when he was a kid and they would play together)

・The Marauders would so reenact the scene from Mamma Mia when Donna is crying in the bathroom and Chiquitita comes on

・The Golden Trio all love Lizzo. Harry loves her confidence, Ron loves her charisma and is attracted to her and Hermione loves how uplifting her songs can be

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲

・Is a lot more well-versed in muggle music

・So when he shows Ron all the different types of muggle music, he understands a glimpse of what everyone felt when they were showing Harry the magical world.

・Headcanon that Harry somehow saves up his money to buy a walkman (one of those things that you put cd's in to listen to it) or a small portal radio or takes one of Dudley's many birthday presents. Anway, it's a way for Harry to listen to music. He is a maladaptive daydreamer (like us!!!) and would sneak off from the Dudley's house to lay down in the grass and have his headphones on, getting lost in music

・He has a broad range of musical taste

・From classical, to beautiful movie scores, to old music to new.

・I do think that Harry would be a bit of a metal head though, and he would love Korn, Rob Zombie, and Godsmack.

・Feels a personal connect to the song Me and the Devil by Soap&Skin. It's how he felt during the height of Voldemort's power.

・Underground !!! By Cody Fry !!! Has amazing daydreams about the song!!!

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞

・Like Harry, she knows muggle music a lot better than the others

・Might be a bit of a shock, but she loves Viking-esque music. Her favourite bands are Folknery and Dakha Brakha. She has gets this surge of power whenever their songs play. As if she can feel the magic running through her veins

・Hermione loves music that moves her. That has a bit of umph - so I think she would like the Alabama Shakes, specifically their album Sound & Colour

・Secretly loves Cardi B's songs (YEAH IT MIGHT BE A REACH BUT C'MON, she'd totally be in her room studying to her classical music when out of the blue Cardi comes on and Hermione is like *... okay, I can dig it.*)

𝐑𝐨𝐧

・Unironically loves the Black Eyed Peas

・And goes hard for Rasputin by Boney M.

・Would make fun of Hermione for liking the Viking/Scandinavian type of music. But Hermione only needs to give him a death glare and he apologises ...

・THE WEASLEY'S WOULD BE A DISNEY SINGING FAMILY. Harry would show them all the classics (I mean, I doubt that the Dursley's let him watch much tv. But maybe they just sat Harry in front of the tv for most of his childhood???) The Weasley's reference the movies to each other all the time, and Harry feels a sense of pride because he's shown them something from his world

・Would follow a lot of the popular trends and have pride in knowing the words to all the popular songs.

・Fred & George walked in on Ron White Girl Dancing to Stargirl Interlude by Lana Del Rey once

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬

・Bad Reputation by Joan Jett

・I Was Made For Lovin' You by KISS

・Likes a lot of the classics

・Holding Out For A Hero!!! Would absolutely belt it in class and jump up on the tables thinking McGonnagal wasn't in class:

"That was quite the performance, Potter. Now sit down. And I'll be seeing you every night for a week's detention."

・Would definitely sing ABBA's When I Kissed the Teacher for McGonnagal, and it would make her blush but also another week of detention (he got on the table again)

𝐒𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬

・Loves belting out I'd Rather Go Blind by Etta James. It gets him in his feels.

・Really fell in love with the 60s and 70s era of music. Some of his favourite singers are Billie Holiday, Janis Joplin and Nina Simone

・You Know I'm No Good by Amy Winehouse! He'd become obsessed with her. He feels truly connected to her music because of how alone he feels in the world

・Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood by Nina Simone would bring him to tears the first few times he listens to it

・Music was a way for Sirius to escape into his own world while at the Black household

・Created playlists for the people he cares about. They're songs that 1. he thinks they'll like 2. songs that remind him of them 3. songs that represent them

𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐮𝐬

・Loves David Bowie!!! Definitely would want to dress up as him for Halloween (can you imagine a little marauder halloween party??)

・HOZIER HOZIER HOZIER HOZIER. Oh my god, some of his favourites would be Cherry Wine and Sunlight. The soul, the guttural... umph that Hozier has with all of his songs. It moves Remus every time. The lyrics would mean so much to him.

・His taste in music is songs that make him feel connected to the artist or what the message of the song is

・Always has the radio on at home, while being a professor at Hogwarts etc

#harry potter headcanons #anon asks #witchthewriter #harry potter preferences #hermione granger #hermione granger headcanons #ron weasley #ron weasley headcanons #sirius black #sirius black headcanons #james potter #james potter headcanons #marauder headcanons #golden trio headcanons #remus lupin headcanons #remus lupin #witch the writer preferences

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mychemicalspitefulness · 2 years

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"Some"

Ron: I dare you-

Hermione: Harry is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Ron: Why not?

Harry: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Hermione, waving at Draco: Hi "some"!

#drarry incorrect quotes #drarry #draco x harry #draco malfoy #golden trio headcanons #harry potter #hp incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #hermione granger #ron weasley

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emlupinblack · 2 years

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#harry potter #hogwarts #marauders #remus lupin #severus snape #alan rickman #david thewlis #werewolf #funny #marauders imagine #golden trio headcanons

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sweetlypunk · 2 years

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The Golden Trio ✨

Created with PICREW by @guine_evere on Instagram

#them #harry potter #ron weasley #hermione granger #the golden trio #harry potter fanart #harry potter art #hogwarts houses #golden trio headcanons #golden trio #romione #hinny #ronarry

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apolloravenclawsblog · 2 years

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Ron: I don't want to study anymore my brain is going to combust

Harry: come on mate there's just a few more

Hermione: study or perish

Harry and Ron: wHaT

Hermione: *glaringly* you heard me

#harry potter #hp shitpost #golden trio incorrect quotes #golden trio headcanons #golden trio era rp #hermione granger #ron wealsey #harry and ron #hermione and harry #hermione and ron #ron and harry #studying for exams

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myheadisemptyffonly · 2 years

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I will never fully understand people who complain about the fan interpretation of certain characters like Regulus Black, Mary Mcdonald, Barty Crouch, Lily Evans, etc, etc... I mean I understand that you don't like the way some author plays the characters, but using the argument "that's not how they are in the books, it's not canon" is too vague.

Like literally what canon are we talking about? There isn't, it doesn't exist. Of many characters we don't even know their age or physical description, the only canon is that they are dead 💀

And that is something that I will always hate about books and their author, how is it possible that we do not know the whole love story of the couple that starts this story? Why does Regulus Black betray Voldemort? How many O's did Lily get at her Owls? Is there more of Lily in Harry than her eyes? What is the event that starts the first wizarding war?

There is so much left unsaid, all the characters that existed before Harry's years at Hogwarts are basically non-existent and even characters that are later introduced in the books have zero backstory; example: What is the house of Alastor Moody?

So yes, using the "That's just not how they are in canon" argument is frankly useless when there isn't even a canon to work with.

#harry potter #marauders #marauders headcanon #golden trio headcanons #We could literally say that James was shorter than Lily and there is nothing that can contradict that #james potter #lily evens #sirius black #remus lupin #regulus black #mary mcdonald #marlene mckinnon #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #frank longbottom #alice longbottom #pandora lovegood #dorcas meadowes

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deadlovers94 · 9 months

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Pansy: I hate you

Hermione: I love you too

Pansy: 🫦

Hermione: *smiles back at her*

#pansimione #pansy parkinson #hermione granger #lesbian representation #ao3 fanfic #oneshot #harry potter #hp fanfcition #hp fanfic #golden trio headcanons #the gilded age #wlw love #wlw #sapphic

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frogs-on-unicycles · 2 years

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In fith year fred and george made a bust of Umbridge out of toilet seats. It was 20ft tall, and they put it in the middle of the entrance hall. They also thought to curse it so that every time someone tried to remove it with a spell, it grew by 10% and got twice as ugly. Once umbridge had cast every spell she could think of on it, the twins turned up to comment on how accurate the warped statue was to its living counter part.

Another positive, was the roaring trade in toilet seats that fred and george made in the aftermath. The castle soon realised just how uncomfortable crouching over seatless toilet bowls was.

One way or another - Blondie

#harry potter #funny #fred and goerge weasley #fred weasley #george weasley #professor umbridge #dolores umbridge #golden trio headcanons #golden trio masterlist #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders #lgbtq #i love wolfstar

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insomniaruler · 2 years

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If Harry James Potter-Evans was raised by Mary Macdonald

- Raised by Mary with help from Emmeline Vance

- they ended up together don’t worry

- he’d be the nicest little shit you ever did see

- know more about both his parents cultures (Indian James & Jewish Lily my beloves)

- Happier

- “Aunty Mary”

- ended up in Slytherin after hearing stories about aunt Dorcas

- Mary got so many grey hairs from his exploits, finally understood why Euphemia was so exaughsted

- Ron and Hermione love her

- he doesn’t take Dumbledore’s shit

#emmary #marauders era #harry potter headcannons #raised by Mary Macdonald #golden trio headcanons #mary macdonald

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tadaxii-i · 2 years

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James is Harry without the trauma. That's why when Harry is feeling confident and comfortable on liquid luck, he just becomes James.

#harry potter headcanon #james potter #marauders #marauders headcanon #harry potter #golden trio headcanons

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chloeepotter · 2 years

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there was this one time Professer Mcgonagall walked into the hospital wing and instantly thought “oh my godric here we go again”.

Proffesser Mcgonagall looked on the patient log and nearly fainted

Name of patient:Weasley, Ron

Injuries:Broken Jaw

Cause of injuries: hit with a copy of ‘Hogwarts: a history’

Name of Patient: Granger, Hermione

Injuries: Strained bicep

Cause of injuries: Throwing a heavy object (Suspected to be a copy of ‘Hogwarts: a history’)

Name of Patient: Potter, Harry

Injuries: None, complains of a busted gut

Cause of injuries: Laughter

Seeing the look on Mcgonagall’s face had Madam Pomfrey only realized

#marauders #golden trio headcanons #harry potter #sirius black #ron weasley #james potter #hermione granger #lily evans

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bath1lda · 1 year

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does anyone have reader inserts(or oc) in which y/n(golden trio era) time travels to the marauders era and just befriends everyone😭

#harry potter headcanon #marauder x reader #harry potter x y/n #james potter x reader #marauders era preference #marauders #harry potter #golden trio era #golden trio headcanons

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