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p4latinus · 2 years

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toots | genshin men [crack headcanons]

characters: zhongli, childe/tartaglia/ajax, kamisato ayato, thoma, diluc, kaeya, xiao, albedo, itto, kaedehara kazuha, gorou

genre: crack/fluff/humour (sfw), headcanons

tw: the entirety of this is purely fart humour lol, mild references to shit

part 2 available here .

zhongli ✰

sounds pretty

like the elegant kinda fart from tight butt cheeks

but doesn’t rly fart unless he’s alone… bc he’s a gentleman

seems like the type who would excuse himself just to let a rip

if u DO hear his farts, they are a sharp sound... like i said... from tight butt cheeks

god forbid hutao to ever hear him bc she would NEVER let it go

childe ✰

loud ass farts bc his siblings find them funny

he probably has fart competitions w them

the definition of loud & proud tbh

this man doesn’t crit but his farts do

he isn’t even ashamed to say “it wasn’t me”

homeboy would say “whoops, had too much of those jade parcels” while farting continuously

literally doesn’t care if u hear him fart anw wow what a king

ayato ✰

mf has silent killers and blames it on other people

such as thoma at shuumatsuban meetings

let me tell u.. THEY STINK

ayato’s diet is wretched like who eats sea ganodermas in their boba??

he probably had some salted eggs & fish skin in a mixed fried rice dish

every dish he makes is suspicious but that is evident through the stench

doctors who inspect his poo must be like “this mf constipated & farts like a garbage truck unloading itself”

thoma ✰

has chronic gaseous syndrome bc he eats whack ass shit so his farts stink so damn bad

the toilet is begging w balls dropping just to have thoma use another toilet

embarrassing to have hotpot w him bc his farts are hot + smelly af

like a seeping hot cloud of stink how bow dat

but mans would shit plenty before seeing u just to make sure he doesn’t ruin the date w some nasty ass farts

probably has sharted himself bc of ayato’s whack ass diet (no pun intended)

diluc ✰

his farts are … soft yet not smelly

he clearly shits everyday

god bless adelinde for her cooking skills cus man got enough fibre

super polite about it too

“excuse me” if he farted & probably would clear his throat

if it stinks, he would pull u aside just so u wouldn’t have to inhale that rectal perfume phew

kaeya ✰

oh god it’s like rolling clouds of green fart bc that man drinks so much

mf’s organs r failing at this rate

literally SO, SO, SOOOO SMELLY & LOUD

diluc would make him leave the tavern

it would make anyone GAG instantly

probably why venti passes out at times

like it’s unbelievable that a sxc man could have such an unpleasant.. fart

xiao ✰

doesn’t think it’s an adepti thing to fart

he eats mild food anyway.

smiley yanxiao farts more than him ig

xiao swears to not fart but probably would toot himself when he’s alone

probably tries to hold it in bc it sounds like a whale

no but rly, those who are quiet tend to have loud ass farts

the only person to have heard his fart was *probably* bosacius or the traveller lol

albedo ✰

mans would STUDY his own farts according to his dietary changes

tries to hypothesises what type of enzymes cause diff types of farts

would experiment w his diet JUST TO SEE IF HIS FARTS WILL SMELL & SOUND DIFFERENT

sucrose would keep herself “busy” w OTHER experiments

timaeus would remain at the damn crafting bench...

as far away from albedo as possible

hence albedo probably does his farting experiments at dragonspine

itto ✰

champion at farting

we are all dead.

actual HORRENDOUS farts.

definitely would challenge guuji yae or kujou sara to a fart competition

“let’s see who can fart more without shitting themselves”

would never blame shinobu if someone realised he farted

he rly would be SO PROUD of his own farts regardless of the smell

just wants it to be loud & proud like childe’s

kazuha ✰

calls his fart the “wind breaker”

uses it to identify the wind’s direction

if it smells, he says “calm as the breeze”

sometimes would fart w/o realising just to relieve stress (while writing haikus & poems)

sleep farter for sure

but yeah his farts are soft.. nothing too loud

gorou ✰

farts like eggs and kibbles

dog farts r terrible... beyond nasty

gets embarrassed & his ears fall if someone asks “general gorou, was that you???”

highkey would DENY it & make some excuse like “oh it’s probably the fertilisers” like what soil got a booty hole to release *that* stench??

refuses to fart around kokomi that’s for sure

farts nervously arnd guuji yae tbh

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birbleafs · 3 months

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Work has been eating up my brain/energy and I didn't have time to finish up a proper fic for Al-Haitham's birthday. So have a silly meme for the lulz instead lol. Partly inspired by Liz's tweet about kvthm emotional v0re and absolutely, fully enabled by @frandulent. Joke is also based on this post and that one Kate Beaton comic. Happy birthday, Al-Haitham! :'')

#genshin impact #kavetham #alhaitham #kaveh #al-haitham #happy birthday to my favouritest weirdo cat #i'm sorry all i have is my absurd humour and a silly sh1tpost edit #edits

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troythecatfish · 1 month

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torgawl · 3 months

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this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*

#zhongli probably thinks neuvillette will turn into that one kermit punch meme as soon as he lands eyes on him 😂#this entire quest was peak humour #i really love genshin sometimes #also neuvi falling for a marketing strategy and ending up buying too much tea on the first time he goes out to another country is so him #there was so much going on during this quest #neuvi explaining an inside joke to wrio... that was so cynoesque ahjsgsjsgshs he's trying his best at fitting in 😭 cute #i love that old man so much #and the ladle?!!!!! picasso 🤌#furina having a death note moment of reverse physchology trying to understand if zhongli knew who she was was only missing the #l's theme playing in the background #plus clorinde and navia being questionably lesbian in the mountain that was also nice 👍#but i swear neuvi is so funny #what do you mean that man carried everyone's belongings and went to another country in half a day and managed to scare zhongli without #even trying agsjsh i'm gonna create a monsieur neuvillette fan club #he's the best ever #i need him to meet zhongli for scientific purposes. the world will stop when that day comes 😂#i need to know what would happen #okay realistically neuvi would probably start wheezing the moment he saw the false vision #but still poking genshin so they give us the content we need they can't just tease us like this

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cor-lapis · 10 months

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I-i finished the caribert quest in genshin.... thank you again for your comic, eveything made sense and was so much funnier in context. (i literally had to scream into a pillow when dainslief said "him". Like wtf you son of a-)

Anyways. Yeah. Thanks for your art, it always makes me smile when i see you while scrolling through tumblr!

Aww that's so sweet, ty!! Glad you enjoyed them too ^^ and yeah, my expectations for Dain quests are always high, he just drops a WILD phrase and walks away....

#Also happy about the context making it funnier! I try and strike a middle ground between knowledge of quest required and non-sequitur humour #And also not spoiling every detail ^^`#Ty for the ask!!#lexilovesminecraft #genshin impact #dainsleif #my art #ask

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blood-orange-juice · 10 months

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Ok, now I have to make a poll.

#monsterfuckers this is for you #another reminder that unlike childe enjou has a sense of humour #foul legacy is fluffy though #and looks a bit like a mothman #childe #tartaglia #foul legacy #enjou #if abyss be thy name i pledge to you my loyalty #genshin impact #4am posts #i am proud of myself #raise the manx flag #poll

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aestheteasteria · 9 hours

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Men with long hair are my religion

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thepaperpanda · 1 year

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💘FLUFFEMBER🐑 Masterlist

🐼Hiya! 🐼 We are pleased to present you with our Fluffember 2022 Masterlist ♡

Essential information:

♡ the following post will serve as the masterlist for this event and will be updated with the links upon posting

♡ all works are SFW

♡ following the cut, you'll find the full list of the fics written for Fluffember 2022

Picnic [Moon Knight]

Stargazing [Vikings]

Dinner Cooking [The Hobbit]

Bed Sharing [Genshin Impact]

A Helpful Ally [Peaky Blinders]

The Emotional Reunion [Harry Potter]

A Little Nervous [Moon Knight]

Bad Hair Day [Genshin Impact]

A Rainy Night [Don't Worry Darling]

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furious-fluffball · 7 months

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i hate my stupid ass friends for getting me into that stupid ass game

#genshin #genshin impact #lisa minci #lisa genshin impact #art #furiousfluffballart #blame my friend andy for my stupid sense of humour

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drinkingteainthedark · 1 year

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...Do you think baby Diluc cried when Kaeya pulled his little stowaway stunt?

#genshin impact #genshin diluc #diluc ragnvindr #genshin kaeya #kaeya alberich #genshin spoilers #kinda not really?#ragnvindr brothers #this situation provides angst fluff and humour #perfect really

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honeysocksp · 8 months

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FREMINET!!!

took this picture on accident so YKNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

#genshin memes #genshin impact #freminet #genshin freminet #genshin photo moment #Feel free to make your own if you wanna :Shrug:#funny #in my opinion-#My humour is fucked

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p4latinus · 2 years

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toots [part 2] | genshin characters [crack headcanons]

characters: bennett, fischl, venti, raiden ei, dainsleif, scaramouche, kamisato ayaka

genre: crack/fluff/humour (sfw), headcanons

tw: the entirety of this is purely fart humour lol, mild references to shit

part 1 available here .

bennett ✰

i have 2nd hand embarrassment

his farts r an earthquake

like a richter scale would be off charts

gift him a pack of diapers

pls i’m begging

on a lucky day he gets caught for farting

but doesn’t shit himself

smells like eggs + salmonella

no but do u guys know how bad egg farts are

like how much they stink???

bennett’s farts sound like eggs boiling in a shell.

fischl ✰

farts in soprano

talks over her fart to cover it up

“why yes, it was the divine flatulence of prinzessin der verurteilung. one shall experience such satisfaction & serendipity aft a SPLENDID BANQUET TO BE FEASTED UPON WITH THE MOST EXQUISITE members of court.”

yells to suppress the volume

oz’s last words: mein frauline… *tanjiro disgusted face*

no but it’s like gacha

sometimes her farts are loud

but sometimes they are quiet

or they stink like a mf—

either way she will over explain & complicate her reason to fart or wtv

venti ✰

… there’s a reason why dvalin beefs w venti

barsibatos more like barsiba-no

he’s drunk most of the time

so his farts gotta be nasty

poor diluc probably hates his job

as a god, he could renew his organs anw

no big deal am i right?

but his farts smell like he held them since the archon war

i’d rather throw myself off the cathedral than to smell venti’s silent wind breakers

probably would use his anemo power to prank others

smell a sudden whiff of diffusion? he blew it to u.

raiden ei ✰

bro i’m laughing my ass off over this

she is so used to farting w every yoga pose in her euthymia

plus no one heard her farts for centuries

the puppet shogun was not programmed to fart anw

ei … oh ei…

her diet consists of junk food & desserts so it’s inevitably horrendous

no pun but her farts would be thunderously loud

plus it can go on for so long bruh

even yae miko would turn to her like

‘this mf hitting the third gear’

dainsleif ✰

his pants r so tight, i just know that the gas particles r suffocating

like father free me pls… *chokes*

doesn’t seem smelly tho

just kinda high pitched

idk his farts seem cowardly to me

like they are too afraid of ripping a hole in his tight ass pants

if he wiggled his ass, his pants would rip & then his farts would be unleashed

like an abyssal roar

BAAAAADDOOOOMMMM PROOOOOOOTTTTT PRAAAATTATATATATAT PREEEEEEET BOOOOM PRAAAAAATT POOOOTTTOTOTOTOOTT PRETRETRETE PREEETTT

probably why those husks couldn’t forget dainsleif

like if u heard *that*, i don’t think u would either…

scaramouche ✰

oh god lol

it smells like pencil shavings & taco bell

a puppet has to clean its system ok

no but srsly what was ei thinking

considered to use his fart as a medieval torture device ONCE

then figured it would be too embarrassing if the culprit lived

instead he farts leisurely in his own room

kinda short & snappy like his temper

some what high pitched & airy farts

ayaka ✰

good lord she is good at holding her farts

but when she goes back to the kamisato estate

thoma secretly wishes to quit his job

loud whirling farts echoing down the hallway from the bathroom

everyone would suspect it’s ayato

until some uwu chick comes out like “delighted to make ur acquaintance”

nah man u gotta run

if only her farts smell like sakura petals

but they smell like powdered collagen induced mala hotpot

ok but if she was desperate to fart in public, she would hide in a cryo sprint

so the floor would be a wet puddle of ice and a slight bubble cracking the surface

it probably sounds crunchy

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thormanick · 7 months

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4.1 Reaction-Thought-Spoiler-Be-Warned

Don’t you just love it how everyone’s ignoring Childe’s disappearance while he’s about to come back to Fontaine as the Cataclysm’s Harbinger bringing with him the biggest catastrophe the nation has witnessed In A While

“What do you have there, Childe?”

Childe, holding a Cosmic Whale or something, “A smoothie-”

Am I allowed to call this whole situation a Childe neglect or-

#genshin impact #pardon my sense of humour #afinna explores teyvat #genshin impact thoughts #Genshin impact spoilers #spoilers #Genshin impact 4.1 #genshin impact fontaine #Genshin impact childe #I said it before I’ll shout it from the rooftops again: Childe. spoke. of his Abyssal thing. for a reason #whatever he awoken in the deep. whatever the whale he saw. it will be important #I am stressed and scared and excited for my boy while nobody else seems to pay any kind to the fact that he’s #literally nowhere to be found #and it stressed me tf out #I might have a rant about it later #but for now I will go and SLEEP bc BOY WAS IT STRESSFUL #ANYWAYS CHILDE!!! AND WHALE!!! gosh I’m sooooo excited

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troythecatfish · 4 months

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torgawl · 7 months

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that "i am on to see my husband i'm happy i'm happy" song but it's just me excited for every wriothesley appearance in the new quest

#i am swooning over the dude #he's like underground karl marx #he has his own little communist underworld #i love how unserious he is!!! he's just so unintentionally funny #his humour made everything so much more enjoyable #this song also fits for arlecchino i was equally swooning over her #SHE WAS SERVING TRYING TO KILL FURINA LIKE AGSJSHSJ #i am so obsessed with her hood and mask look 😩#i have two hands and it's one for each of them #genshin spoilers

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vickysaurus · 7 days

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#genshin impact #i love the humour in the recent world quests #still not over mini pie

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