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oldschoolfrp · 1 day

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First contact, or a miscommunication about which miniatures you were supposed to bring to tonight's game (John Karp, The Space Gamer 17, May-June 1978)

#The Space Gamer #John Karp #wargaming #sci fi #D&D #Dungeons & Dragons #dnd #gaming humor #RPG #Space Gamer #spaceship #rocket ship #first contact #mismatch

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troythecatfish · 24 hours

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blinkbones · 8 months

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cons of playing old video games:

no fandom

visuals that aged poorly

pros of playing old video games:

no fandom

visuals that aged poorly

cheap as hell

#to everyone's shitty polygons that aged like milk i love you #PS i know 'no fandom' is untrue and for every piece of art there is a nerd in a cave writing essays and making art and having convos abt it #(and i respect them deeply for it)#i simplified it for impact ok. im jokesing.#chatterbones #video games #gaming #pc games #gaming humor #aough that tag is not hypoallergenic

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 2 years

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Random video games, described badly:

The Quarry: London Tipton and her dumber friends team up with Sam Raimi's brother in order to fight Jacob Black's family.

Persona 5: A self-insert anime boy and his attractive friends enter the Upside Down from "Stranger Things" in order to get adults to cancel themselves on social media.

Mass Effect: Self-insert protagonist teams up with the characters from Farscape in order to stop Robo-Cthulhu.

Resident Evil Village: Indestructible man fights fairy tale monsters in order to reassemble his unholy baby.

Ace Attorney: Lawyer who doesn't know what a cross-examination runs a firm where his only employee is a former murder suspect.

Danganronpa: Whiny, unextraordinary boy who doesn't know what he's doing watches as the actual main character tries to solve the mystery of the game.

Uncharted 4 - A Thief's End: Old guy and his family murder dozens of people and cause widespread destruction in order to find the treasure from Pirates of the Caribbean.

The Last of Us: Old man who caused widespread destruction in the past decides to doom humanity because he learned the power of love.

Detroit Become Human: Skynet/the squid robots from "The Matrix" decide to fight for equal rights when they realize that they're just as human as their creators.

Red Dead Redemption 2: A cowboy who looks like Josh Brolin is reincarnated into a deer.

Metal Gear Solid: Oscar Isaac fights a blonde, British version of himself while also dealing with a Russian cowboy and robot ninjas.

Assassin's Creed: The Illuminati and the not-Illuminati battle each other for centuries in order to deal with the fact that humanity are a bunch of sentient robots.

Devil May Cry 5: Guy with one arm teams up with emo guy reading a book in order to fight a demon sitting in a chair. The emo guy and the demon are later revealed to be both his fathers.

A Way Out: Two men look for...a way out.

It Takes Two: In order to play this game...it takes two...players.

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animezinglife · 4 months

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Jaskier/Dandelion when Geralt's in trouble.

#humor #gaming #bard #jaskier #dandelion #dnd #gaming humor

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thinkbolt · 5 months

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He tried Fortnite...

#Fortnite #Carbot #modern animation #gaming humor #comedy #Youtube

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therefinedtroll · 8 months

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Here we go!!!

#nathan pyle #mario bros #gaming humor

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askmalal · 1 year

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“What did the Dark Gods get for Secret Saturnalia Gift Exchange this year?”

Tzeentch: Here we go with the war on Christmas!

M: I rather think OP feels we would not, necessarily, celebrate the birth of a ‘good guy.’

Hashut: *begins to speak*

M: *holds up hand* No… no, we don’t associate all worshippers with their deities. Fundamentalists don’t speak for the J-Man, any more than Chaos Halflings speak for you.

Hashut: Point.

Nuffle: The J-Man? I thought Christmas was Santa’s birthday.

Nurgle: Wasn’t even born in December.

Nuffle: Who? Santa? Yeshua?

Nurgle: Yes.

M: Stick to the question.

Nuffle: Well, I got a stocking full of cool black rocks. And season tickets to see the Washington Senators play!

Gary: Erm… Wait a minute…

Tzeentch: LET HIM believe, Gary. He’s still a little boy.

Gary: He’s like, fifteen billion years old, Tzeentch.

M: I got a monochrome paint set for my miniatures. Third one in a row. Thank you.

Nurgle: *whispers* I got him a very expensive pallet of Neons and Colourshift paints.

Khorne: LET HIM BELIEVE, GRANDFATHER. HE IS STILL A… WHATEVER HE IS.

Slaanesh: Eight crates full of flashlight batteries. That’ll be great next weekend.

Nurgle: I got a basket from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Note said ‘For your tub time, grandpa.’

Nuffle: I also packed a loofa. Did you get the loofa?!

Hashut: I got a boxed set of ‘The Horns of Hashut.’ Not funny. Not even a little bit.

Gary: Well, I thought, they had your name on them, so….

Hashut: Do I get you Disney merchandise for the holidays?

Gary: No.

Hashut: And what does that tell you, rat face?

Khorne: I GOT A CRATE FULL OF THE NEW ANGRON MINIATURES TO DESTROY. HIDEOUS THINGS.

Malal: We grow closer every year, you and I, Big Brother.

Slaanesh: What is that thing, anyway? Looks like an angry, sunburned Orc. I mean, it looks literally nothing like Angron. Only worse than that would be making a bunch of World Eater sculpts with one bare arm, ‘because Kharn.’

M: I’m afraid I have bad news for you, then…

Nurgle: It’s worse than the ‘Everything has a top knot’ era.

Hashut: And what did you get, Tzeentch?

Tzeentch: Oh, nothing….

Hashut: Really? You really got nothing?

M: Come on now. We said we’d answer these questions honestl… erm… We said we’d answer them.

Tzeentch: *sighs* Donald Trump NFTs. I got Donald Trump NFTs.

M.: *stands to clap* Bravo. Whomever did that, Bravo.

The Others: *stand and join*

Tzeentch: Alright. Which of you lousy bastards did it?

Slaanesh: I saw your browser history. Consider this payback.

#malice #askmalal #malal #warhammer30k #horus heresy #chaos gods #age of sigmar #warhammer40k #warhammer fantasy #the warp #chaos philosophy #warhammer the old world #gaming humor

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the-final-spectrum · 11 months

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I finally got my epic off-hand weapon =d

#BTA #BTA Gaming #game #games #gaming #gaming memes #memes #mmmorpg #Gaming humor #humor #fun #funny #gamers #joke #jokes #meme #no buffs no glory #next level gaming

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sad-endings-suck · 2 years

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Frostclaws in HZD Frozen Wilds:

Frostclaws in Horizon Forbidden West:

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oldschoolfrp · 1 day

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"Did you ever notice that all the floors down here are gridded off in light blue lines?" (Jennell Jaquays, The Space Gamer 17, May-June 1978)

#The Space Gamer #Jennell Jaquays #dungeon #D&D #dnd #gaming humor #graph paper #Dungeons & Dragons #Space Gamer #dungeon map

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troythecatfish · 4 months

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sims2idea-lientebollemeis2i · 1 year

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contactingpluto · 1 year

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Just my average game of Galaga 🕹👾

#Galaga #video games #Star #namco #gaming humor #comic #webcomic #comics #cartoonist #comic humor #cartoonart #cartoon comic

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jryoungblut · 1 year

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When you give your coworker a valentine of a C-Tier Sonic character

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sketch #sketch comedy #skit #tiktok #reel #valentine #valentine's day #vday #valentinecard #big the cat #sonic adventure #gaming humor

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danelah · 2 years

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Rise and Shine

Good morning sunshine, may your ☕ be plentiful and your day full of laughs.

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