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omniman doesn’t even need his whole redemption arc, him simply saying “i think i miss my wife” has like actually altered my brain like he’s already redeemed to me like do you know how insane it is for literally everything he’s done and how uncleansed he is and how he knew he couldn’t go back and through everything when he knows he’s going to die he just. he misses his wife. he misses his wife he misses his wife he misses his wife he misses his wife he misses his wi
#i csnt stop thinking about it#like I don’t think I ever can stop thinking about it#it’s so strange bc when I read the comic I literally didn’t give a fuck about him and just was praying for his death because I hated him#but idk looking at it now it’s so weirdly beautiful#like to go from everything to what he is now it’s honestly so amazing and it makes me want to cry#somebody tell me to work on my stupid fucking essay#invincible season 2#invincible#omni man#nolan grayson#debbie grayson#invincible show#invincible spoilers#laz.exe
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What are your opinions on Omni-man aka Nolan Grayson?
He's giving Oppenhiemer Guilt like "Oh these people are all bugs compared to me and I'm gonna squash them if they don't comply" Kills millions of people, "Oh no!! I feel so guilty!! now I'm going to fuck a literal Bug to make up for my past sins." Like god, there were so many people who told you, you were doing the wrong thing BEFORE you killed all those people. You have no right to be guilty, when you were LITERALLY WARNED THAT IT WAS A BAD IDEAAAA
I see that they're trying to do a redemption arc, but me no like. I hate Nolan. He's giving White Man who fetishizes the cultures. He's giving White Savior. He's a colonizer. And no matter how hard he tries, I truly don't think he'd be able to change that mindset.
I hate him so much. He Jumpscared me when he showed up on that bug planet.
#invincible#mark grayson#(omg I almost tagged Mary Grayson instead of Mark lmao)#omni man#nolan grayson#i fucking hate that guy#if he has zero haters I am dead
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i love mark grayson. he is my son and i will protect him at all costs.
on that note, FUCK OMNI MAN.
#invincible#mark grayson#omni man#invincible comic#nolan grayson#FUCK NOLAN GRAYSON#FUCK OMNI MAN#I HATE HIM#i wanna protect mark#i love mark#hes my son#i love him
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Omni Man Can't Stop Fucking You While You're Pregnant
Pairing: Nolan Grayson/Omni Man x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, heavy breeding kink, creampie, power imbalance, dom/sub dynamics, begging for cum, overstimulation, rough sex, dirty talk, free use (but only for Omni Man), petname, dumbification, pregnant!Reader
A/N: To the person who commissioned this uh... your kinks, I see you, I see your taste, I see your vision.
As soon as you heard the door open you felt yourself getting wet. Nolan huge cock slid into you with no issue, a long whimper leaving your lips at the comfortable pressure it provided. Until he got you pregnant he had you on all fours bur as soon as you informed him of your pregnancy he demanded you be on your back. "I want to see that little baby inside you grow." His palm feels warm on your baby bump, warm and gentle.
His cock on the other hand is ramming against your deepest parts, "Nolan... comi- ah!"
"Shhh, my pretty pet. I'm about to finish." You bit the inside of your cheek as you felt your hips lifted into the air and a torrent of Nolan's warm seed flooding your womb. "If I could keep you on my cock all that it'd be ideal."
"Full of your cum?" You questioned as you clenched your pussy, knowing how much he hated seeing it escape.
"Well naturally. It's what you're for. Taking my cum and giving birth to my offspring. I'd breed you a million times if your body could handle that. But I promise to give you as many children as you can handle." He said it with a smile, a quite soft one too, but behind his eyes was a desire to posses and conquer. You were already his, since the moment his cock first pushed into your pussy, you were already ruined for everyone else.
Nolan's grin was visible under his mustache as you pulled your knees towards your chest, making your pregnant belly stand out more. "As long as it's yours Nolan."
"Of course it'll be mine. I'll any other man who tries to touch you." His muscles flexed as he started fucking another load into you. "So tight. This won't do. I need to loosen you up if you're gonna keep giving birth to my children."
Sex wasn't all about pleasure for him, that was part of it but right now, all he needed was to make sure you're kept happy and breed by his seed. "Nolan... coming..." It was all too easy, he was so big that he hit every sensitive spot inside of you, "With me. You. Fu-ah!"
"I understand. No need to plead for it pet." Keeping you happy meant giving you as many orgasms as possible while fucking, "Keeping your little breeding hole happy, I'll do that every day of our life together." That was his promise, "Should I fill you up again?"
"Yes! Anything you want, give me more cum!" As long as he took care of you and your kids you were fine giving yourself over to him. He looked at you so softly, he caressed your body and made your heart flutter when he talked to the baby growing inside you. You knew this was him loving you, even if he didn't say it with words. "Give me so much you have to fuck it back in."
"You know I will." Which one? Both. He always ends up trying to fuck it back in where there's no more room inside you left.
#invincible x reader#nolan grayson x reader#omni man x reader#invincible imagine#nolan grayson imagine#omni man imagine#invincible smut#nolan grayson smut#omni man smut#smut drabble#x female reader
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Fuck it i'm doing my own Edward Nashton NSFW headcanons
i need to put my hot takes into the world you all must hear this:
I do not think he's a virgin. I think he's had sex before but it probably sucked. I'd imagine he was sick of not getting any action, so he payed for an escort to take his virginity. After doing so, he realized that having sex didn't fundamentally change anything, and he was still the same sack of shit he felt like before
He most definitely edates. 100%. At the very least I'd imagine he did so in the late 2000's and early 2010's, but gave up because he didn't feel like his relationships would go anywhere beyond being online. He most likely is better at sexting and phone sex over doing literally anything physical.
He is either gay or bi/pan/poly/omni. I cannot imagine this guy being straight.
He is a switch. Either extremely submissive or extremely dominant. No in between whatsoever.
He is obsessed with sucking dick/pussy. Mans just wants to put his mouth on some genitals. He will crawl on his hands and knees, whimpering and begging to give head.
He has a panty/underwear fetish. He's the kind of person who will steal someone's underwear from their laundry to sniff and use as a cumrag.
He's into voyeurism. He enjoys watching people have sex, masturbate, undress, you name it. He also masturbates in public bathrooms and honestly where ever he can, to fulfill his fantasies of having sex in public. He's a bit of a creep like that
I feel like a lot of girls would think he's cute and flirt with him, but he always reject them coldly because he thinks they're trying to toy with him. Someone would have to be extremely forward and persistent to get him to understand that they want him.
I know there are people who will disagree with this, but I would like to think he'd last long in bed. Yeah, he could cum instantly, but he likes to painfully edge himself for hours to satisfy his partner.
This is a given but he watches a fuck ton of porn and masturbates everyday, sometimes multiple times.
He's got a nasty big gigantic fat long penis. Its got veins and ridges. That shit would be flopping and smacking against his stomach when he gets fucked in the ass. he gets shy when his partner points out his monster cock.
He has a pudgy stomach and a fat fupa. also his ass is gargantuan.
He would kill himself just to shove his face in some boobs for a mere few seconds. He needs to touch boobs or else he will die.
Ok here's some more serious and sad headcanons:
If he ever gets a sincerely loving partner, he honestly would probably start reevaluating his life choices. Finding a purpose in life through feeling genuine love would change him forever. It wouldn't fix him, obviously, but it would give him the smallest sliver of hope, which feels so impossible for him. I doubt he'd actually change for the better, but I think he'd gain some self reflection.
He's codependent and actually prefers not to date or have sex in fear of being hurt. He gets attached to people way too easily and mediates it by not even giving himself the chance.
If his partner found out he was the riddler and hated him for it, he would spiral deeper and become worse.
if his partner liked that he was the riddler, he'd probably gain a massive ego and become obsessed with them to the point of the relationship becoming destructive.
And one for good luck:
That riddler costume STINKS. He probably would fuck someone in it BUT NOT ME. He opens his jacket and it smells like the worlds worst fart. If ur into the costume then get a clothes pin for your nose and good luck soldier.
#edward nashton#paul dano#paul dano riddler#danonation#the riddler#danocel#the batman#dano riddler#edward nashton x reader#edward nashton smut#riddler x reader#the riddler x reader
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Recently I came across comments and posts saying that everyone's hatred towards Makima has nothing to do with misogyny, but common sense because of what a terrible villain she is. Well, I don't care at all if anyone else doesn't like a character (it's none of my business anyway), and I understand the reasons why people might hate Makima, but somehow it turns out that I almost always encounter with double standards when interacting with her haters. It's easy to meet someone who will vehemently hate Makima, but also stan other monsters like Itachi Uchiha, Omni-Man or Sosuke Aizen. Someone once told me that fucking Thanos acts with honor and deserves respect, unlike “that bitch.”
I'm not saying that everyone who hates Makima is a hypocrite, that's not the case. Still, in my experience in literally every fandom, female villains or just gray female characters were much more hated than the same male characters, and I think it would be disingenuous to say that this is not the case with Makima because how evil she is. In fact, I think this makes her an easier target for the kind of sexist slur that can be found in almost any related thread on Reddit. Not to mention the other thing is that for many viewers and readers she's just a "hot mommy" or some bullshit like that, rather than the complex character she was written to be. In short, I am suspicious of both Makima haters and those who claim to be her fans.
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(Indomitable) Summer VS
Summer Rose as Omni-Man
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Summer: I'll set the example for Ruby you never could.
Summer: You wouldn't dare!
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Summer: You failed to conquer Remnant, didn't you?
Summer: The situation is under control. Stick to your own timeline!
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Summer: Neopolitan? Is that you?
Summer: No, this is a little more fucked up than that.
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Summer: What is an alternate me doing here?
Summer: Does the name "Dr. Merlot" mean anything to you?
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Summer: You should have tossed away Taiyan years ago.
Summer: Think I've gone soft? Shut the fuck up and hit me!
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Summer: Your persistence reminds me of my husband.
Jaune: Does he also hate your fucking guts?
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Summer: You wanna save Remnant lives? Surrender.
Jaune: And live forever as your slaves?!
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Jaune: What right do you have to conquer Remnant?
Summer: More right than you whining teenagers.
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Jaune: My friends will never give you the Relics!
Summer: I'll crush you, your friends, and those Relics.
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Jax: You stand before Vacuo's king!
Summer: Am I supposed to be impressed?
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Summer: Think about it! You can save your kingdom!
Jax: I'd rather throw myself to the Grimm than bend a knee!
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Jax: Vacuo is the strongest of the kingdoms!
Summer: Good. Then crushing you will set an example.
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Fox: You ever get tired of ending fights with one punch?
Summer: Who knows? Maybe I'll switch things up this time.
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Summer: Even with sight, you'd never see me coming.
Fox: So what? I can still hear you breathing.
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Fox: Are you from Sun's new superhero movie?
Summer: I'm here to save you all from yourselves.
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Summer: I really doubt a blind man can kill me.
Fox: ADA and I are more than meets the eye.
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Adam: (Sniffs) You smell like old blood and dark wars.
Summer: That should make you very afraid of me.
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Summer: With Silver-Eyed medicine, we can heal your eye.
Adam: And what strings are attached to that offer?
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Summer: I've fought someone immortal before.
Salem: Then you know that I always come back.
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Summer: If I call the Brothers, I can make a better world.
Salem: Your arrogance is as unbound as your strength.
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Salem: Your world is unlike any I've seen.
Summer: If you think you know me, trust me, you don't.
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Salem: Silver-Eyed Warriors will destroy this world!
Summer: You can't perfect something without breaking it first.
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Summer: Jax can live so long as he's useful.
Gillian: You will not harm him while I still breathe.
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Gillian: Outsiders like you think they can take whatever they want!
Summer: I can, I will, and none of you can stop me.
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Summer: What's the point of protecting a diseased freak?
Gillian: Love; something you know nothing about!
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Gillian: I am not afraid to die for Vacuo!
Summer: Are you sure about that? Your heart just skipped a beat.
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Cinder: I've studied you. You have weaknesses.
Summer: You won't live long enough to exploit them.
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Cinder: We could form an alliance.
Summer: A one woman army NEEDS no allies.
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Summer: I'm not dumb enough to trust a liar.
Cinder: Oh, but it takes one to know one, doesn't it?
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Summer: Schemers like you rot the core of civilization.
Cinder: I see there's no winning you over. Pity.
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Ironwood: Strength strengthens strength. We're equally matched.
Summer: The feeling is decidedly NOT mutual.
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Ironwood: Killing you will make me a hero!
Summer: And yet when I kill you, no one will remember.
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Summer: You might be valuable... as a training dummy.
Ironwood: I will teach you respect.
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Summer: Maybe I'll keep you and your son as my pets.
Jacques: Pets?! For that, you... will die!
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Summer: Declare me the Queen of Atlas and I'll spare your children.
Jacques: My children's lives are not yours to leverage.
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Jacques: There's more empathy in you than you show.
Summer: Allow me to reset your expectations.
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Jacques: Atlas and the SDC has stood for generations!
Summer: You're overdue for a regime change.
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Harriet: You'll pay for insulting the general!
Summer: Why serve a man who needs YOU to fight his battles?
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Harriet: I'm proud to serve General Ironwood!
Summer: Duty. Honor. I almost respect you.
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Summer: Tell General Ironwood "Atlas is mine."
Harriet: He'd prefer I bring him your body
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Summer: Face it. You're a better lapdog than you are a soldier.
Harriet: Oh, I'm a dog? Then see how I bite!
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Summer: Just drop a clone and run. Call it a night.
Blake: I won't run away. Ever again!
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Blake: I left the White Fang for justice!
Summer: Justice?! How stupidly self-righteous of you!
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Blake: The White Fang won't let you pass!
Summer: Easy, girl. I go where I want.
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Sienna: I won't trade one set of shackles for another!
Summer: How about trading shackles for a coffin?
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Summer: Ever fought a Silver-Eyed Warrior before?
Sienna: Have you ever fought a High Leader of the White Fang?
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Banesaw: (White Fang Lieutenant) The White Fang will conquer Remnant!
Summer: Consider me your established competition.
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Summer: Nothing can cut me. Not even a chainsaw.
Banesaw: Everyone has a weakness! I will find yours!
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Summer: I'll chop you up so bad, people will think you chopped yourself up with your chainsaw!
Banesaw: A colorful threat you won't live to fulfill!
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Banesaw: All things freeze. Even you.
Summer: I've trained in absolute zero. Try me.
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Ghira: Your people slaughtered mine centuries ago.
Summer: Decimation is good for the gene-pool.
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Robyn: Obeying Calavera makes you a servant.
Summer: And I serve proudly as a daughter of Silver-Eyes.
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Robyn: I bow to no one, Summer Rose.
Summer: Then I'll cut your legs off at the knees.
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Summer: Devote yourself to me, Winter.
Winter: I won't serve anyone who would harm Remnant.
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Summer: Think, Winter! What good would your death accomplish?!
Winter: Inspiring future generations to oppose you.
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Winter: Maybe you should look for peace inside yourself?
Summer: Peace isn't sought. It's enforced.
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Winter: You should know, with great power comes-
Summer: Stop! Save your platitudes for someone who cares!
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Summer: I don't buy your "honesty" and "good of humanity" act.
Ozpin: Not everyone is as deceitful as you.
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Ozpin: You have destroyed worlds. I have created timeslines.
Summer: Finally... A worthy challenge.
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Ozpin: By the Brothers... What ARE you?
Summer: I'm something of a god myself.
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Summer: Why would anyone give up power?
Ozpin: To ensure that the future is fair and free!
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Summer: They don't make movies about heroes like me.
Yang: Uh, yeah, because you're the villain, dude!
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Yang: You look like the mom I never had.
Summer: You'll break. Unlike you, MY daughter... is Indomitable.
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Yang: You know, I think you might have some anger management issues.
Summer: Get out of my way before I demolish you.
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Summer: You're not a real huntress. You're an actress!
Yang: You wanna see real? I'll show you real!
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Summer: You want to be remembered? Write a book.
Pyrrha: Good idea. I'll tell everyone how I defeated you.
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Pyrrha: Professor Goodwitch says everyone has a weakness.
Summer: Then she's never met a Silver-Eyed Warrior.
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Summer: The "good one". You won't look so good soon.
Pyrrha: From a woman in a cape? I hardly think so.
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Pyrrha: Are you looking for a fight? Because here I am.
Summer: Okay, Pyrrha Nikos. Test your might.
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Raven: Absolute power has corrupted you.
Summer: Power doesn't corrupt. It enables.
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Raven: Fighting me empty-handed is a mistake.
Summer: Bring your whole armory. It won't save you.
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Summer: Go ahead. Arrest me, if you can.
Nora: If I can't, then I'll die trying!
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Summer: You answer to a higher authority now.
Nora: The only authority I respect is Jaune's!
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Nora: What would world-conquering lunatic like you know about justice?
Summer: Enough to teach you a master's class.
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Nora: Team JNPR won't respect your authority.
Summer: They will, after I make an example out of you.
#rwby#invincible#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#summer rose#jaune arc#jax asturias#gillian asturias#fox alistair#yang xiao long#nora valkyrie#blake belladonna#pyrrha nikos#adam taurus#cinder fall#salem#ozpin#winter schnee#robyn hill#ghira belladonna#harriet bree#jacques schnee#james ironwood#white fang lieutenant#banesaw#raven branwen
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"LGBTQA+ is one of the most accepting communities, you're not being targeted by other queer people!! 😤😡"
Aight, time for the list of things related to my queer identity I've been yelled at for by other LGBTQA+ people (for context: I am an oriented aroace, trans, queer, and polyamorous dude):
・Being a trans man.
・Identifying as queer/calling myself queer.
・Saying that gay And mlm are two different things, just like wlw and lesbian are two different things
・Saying that trans women are women.
・Being attracted to men.
・Not being attracted to women and people on the genderqueer/nonbinary spectrum.
・Being oriented aroace.
・Not being monogamous.
・Talking about genuinely loving men.
・Being aspec and having npd (quote the girl who yelled at me for that: "your npd made you aroace, you're just to selfish to commit to genuine love lol.").
・Not being lesbian.
・Not being pan.
・Saying that I support mspec gays/lesbians because it’s not my place to judge other people’s identities just because I may not fully understand them.
・Saying mspec, the multi spectrum, or multiromantic/multisexual (to include ply, pan, omni, bi, neptunic, uranic, and every other pluralian sexuality) instead of just bi.
・Saying that nonbinary people can present themselves as masculine, androgynous, neutral, or feminine as they want, and still be nonbinary.
・Literally just. wearing green eyeshadow????? (quote the person who yelled at me for that: “t hat's a lesbian color, bro, you're literally appropriating lesbian culture by that.")
・Presenting masculine.
・Using he/him pronouns.
・Referring to the D-Slur as tThe D-Slur (y'all want me to say a slur I can't reclaim?????).
・Saying that the og polyamory flag (the blue-red-black one with the yellow pi symbol in the middle) looks neat.
・Not using any of the new polyamory flags because I prefer the blue-red-black + pi symbol one.
・Asking if there’s a word for nonbinary people who are exclusively/only attracted to other nonbinary people.
・Hating non-men who fetishize achillean relationships.
・Being specifically Half-Asian and queer.
・Writing books about exclusively queer men/non-women, mostly to cope with trauma stuff (apparently if your writing doesn't consist of a trillion sapphics, two gay fathers that get three seconds of screentime, and the occasionally non-human nonbinary person, it's automatically bad writing???? Okay damn. Sorry for focusing on my own experiences, I guess?).
・Not necessarily wanting to get married or have a romantic/sexual relationship.
・Shipping two characters in a queerplatonic way instead of a sexual/romantic one.
・Headcanoning a popular fandom character as aroace.
・Mentioning aroallo people.
・Saying that straight asexuals and straights aromantics are LGBTQA+ since that's what the A stands for.
・Not being T4T (I just wanna love men in peace fuck off with your "but cis men are horrible!! 🥺🤢😱 Limit yourself to trans men because I said so!! 😤🤬🤬"-Bullshit).
・Using someone’s neopronouns.
・Supporting xenogender people.
・Headcanoning a canonically lesbian character as trans female.
・Saying that I want more representation of achillean, aroace, trans, and asexual men in media.
・Asking asking someone who knew I used he/him pronouns to not refer to me with they/them (like, girlie, that’s called misgendering).
・Mentioning that women can be aroallo.
・Saying that people who don’t label their genders/sexualities can be LGBTQA+ too.
・Saying that two pan women I know in reallife dating each other aren’t lesbians because... they’re both pan?
・Mentioning that queer men should always be welcome in queer spaces.
・Saying that amab nonbinary folks can be lesbian.
・Wanting to go on T.
・Jokingly referring to my tiddies and my pussy as boys.
And last but not least,
・Saying "people", "y'all", "esteemed guests", or "everyone present" instead of "ladies and gentlemen".
I dunno, homie, I actually do feel a little targeted here.
#queer#lgbt#lgbt+#lgbtq#lgbtq+#lgbtqa#lgbtqa+#gay#lesbian#mlm#wlw#achillean#sapphic#nonbinary#nblnb#aspec#aroace#aromantic#asexual#oriented aroace#acespec#arospec#mspec#pluralian#bi#ply#pan#omni#queerphobia#homophobia
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sandalwood and ocean water.
Omni-Man x Homelander
content includes: fluff, beach themes, grumpy homelander, protective omni-man, kisses, comfort, confessions (etc.)
John hated the beach. Hated, hated, hated the beach. Everything about it, from the overbearing blaze of the sun, the too-loud rush of the waves, the sounds of annoying little shit-eating kids running amok in the distance made his skin crawl. He’d have been more than happy to stay in Vought Tower with the fancy Norwegian air conditioning system and a popsicle or two despite the unbearable heatwave ravaging the city.
Yet, when Nolan had walked into the common room to see most of the Seven draped half-naked across furniture, scorching like ants under a lens in the palace of glass windows that made up their living quarters, he suggested that they all take the day off and go to the beach. The Deep had of course been the first on board, and the others dogpiled on so fast that John’s protests of “No, we’re not going to the goddamn beach,” and “There’s nothing fun about swimming in a giant basin of fish piss,” were entirely drowned out. The damned idiots had run off to change into their swimsuits and pack their bags before he could even blink. “Looks like you’ve lost the vote by majority rule, my dear,” Nolan had teased him, eyes crinkling in that stupidly handsome way when he smiled and leaned down to press a kiss atop his lover’s golden hair.
It was situations like this that really made John wish he didn’t let Nolan get away with shit all the time. One flash of those perfect teeth, one soft look from those gorgeous sky blue eyes, and every synapse in John’s brain that fired in order for him to process and successfully say the word “no” died a miserable death.
“Whatever.” John mumbled, crossing his arms beneath his chest. He tried his best to actually stay annoyed at his lover instead of melting like ice cream in the summer sun at the soft look in his eyes. A look that was reserved only for him– the only warmth in an otherwise endless expanse of ice.
Nolan simply smiled and gestured towards the ocean, where waves crashed gently over the sand. “Join me?” he asked, extending a hand towards John, “A little saltwater and sunlight will do you some good. And there are so many beautiful sights to see underwater.”
John had to force himself not to make eye contact with Nolan or he knew he’d end up saying yes, so he distracted himself by reaching over to the small cooler at his side and withdrawing a popsicle. He shoved half of it in his mouth in one go, wincing a little at the sudden cold. “I’m busy. Go have fun splashing around in the water like a four year old. Don’t be surprised if the Deep starts biting your fucking ankles or whatever.” he grumbled through a mouthful of cherry flavored ice.
Nolan narrowed his eyes at him suspiciously, but shrugged and turned to head for the water. “Suit yourself, then. Don’t eat too much sugar,” he told him, and rushed off towards the waves. John rolled his eyes at his comment, reaching for another popsicle once he was gone. He’d make his way through the whole box if he damn well wanted to, thank you very much.
Although he’d told Nolan he didn’t want to swim, John found himself unable to keep his eyes off the sight of his boyfriend in the water. For someone so powerful, it was incredible to see how graceful he was in the water, like he belonged there. He’d dive down towards a deeper part of the water, then resurface, sweeping his dark hair out of his eyes like a supermodel in one of those dumbass commercials. It was stupid how hot he was. No one should be that good-looking, he thought to himself as he blindly reached into the open cooler for another popsicle, having indeed made his way through the whole box in the span of an hour.
However, when his fingers reached inside, whatever they brushed inside the cooler was definitely not a popsicle. It moved. As in, scuttled. He could hear whatever it was skittering around the ice inside. Letting out a very undignified squawk, John scrambled to his feet, overturning the entire cooler in the process and sending frozen margarita pouches and various ice creams and popsicles scattering across the sand. “What the fuck, what the fuck?!” he yelled. Out of the cooler scuttled a small hermit crab, clearly startled by all the commotion. John yelped and climbed fully up onto his lounge chair, curling up as far into the corner of it as he could, as if the thing would attack him. He tried zapping at it with his heat vision, but missed as it began scurrying back into the cooler to escape.
“John! Are you alright?” John heard, turning to see Nolan running up to him with a look of concern. He didn’t even have the decency to be embarrassed, instead pointing to the cooler with a shaky hand. “There’s a crab! In the damn cooler! It won’t leave!”
Nolan stared blankly at him for a few seconds, his expression unreadable as he processed this information. Then, much to his chagrin, he started laughing. Laughing. At him. John wanted to wring his fucking neck. “The hell are you laughing at?! Get rid of it!”
“Oh, I’m sorry my dear, but this is too funny. The great Homelander is afraid of a hermit crab.” Nolan chuckled, picking up the cooler with one hand and reaching in. He pulled the hermit crab out by its shell, the little thing peeking its beady eyes out at John, which freaked the man out even more. “Seriously? This little thing? Come on John, it’s more scared of you than you are of it. It’s kind of cute, even.”
“That thing is not cute! It’s fucking horrifying, get it away from me right now– stop! Don’t bring it closer!” John shouted at him, snatching his sunglasses off his face and chucking them at Nolan’s chest when he got closer with it to try to show him. “Get it out of my face! Nolan! I’m serious!”
“Alright, alright. Relax, I’m just playing with you. It can’t hurt you, you know.” Nolan soothed, placing the crab down on the sand and gently shooing it away. He knelt down next to John, dusting off the fallen refreshments and placing them back in the cooler. He offered the blonde his hand again, getting him settled back down comfortably in his chair instead of folded up against one arm in terror. “Why so jumpy today, hm? I’d expect you to be out in the water challenging the others to a splash fight or something.”
John glared at him, but scooted over to make room for him on the edge of his lounge chair. As much as he hated to admit it, his boyfriend was right. He found the beach to be a terribly overwhelming environment. He was always grumpy when he was overstimulated, and everything about this place made him uneasy. Not to mention that this was his first time ever actually spending time at the beach. Sure, he’d flown high overhead before, but he’d never actually been to the beach. Truth be told, he didn’t even know how to swim. Vought had never seen it as a priority, and especially not since The Deep joined the team.
“It’s nothing.” he insisted, keeping his eyes on the ground. John hated being in unfamiliar environments, especially ones where he wasn’t in control. Although they were few and far between, this was definitely one of them. He couldn’t look like a fish out of water in front of the others. And especially not in front of Nolan. Showing weakness was still not his forte, even though his lover had made it clear that he loved all of him, even the weaknesses he tried to pretend he didn’t have.
“Johnny. What are you not telling me?” Nolan asked, placing a hand on his lover’s thigh. He reached out with the other to gently grab John’s chin, tilting his face back toward his own so he’d meet his gaze. And damn it, he couldn’t look into those eyes without feeling safe. He knew he could share anything with him. Even the parts of himself that he hated most. Especially those parts.
“I don’t know how to swim,” John found himself blurting out before he could stop himself, “And I’ve never been to the beach before. I don’t know if I like it. It’s… it’s new.”
“Oh, puppy.” Nolan sighed, reaching for John’s hands and lifting them both to his lips to press gentle kisses to the backs of them. “Why didn’t you tell me? I know you’re not fond of new places, but this doesn’t have to be so scary. I’m here with you. You know I’d burn the world before I ever let anything in it hurt you.” he said, and his words were so tender that it made John’s heart ache.
The blonde supe sighed, and leaned forward, burying his face into Nolan’s shoulder. As usual, he was so warm, and he smelled like sandalwood and ocean water. It was John’s favorite scent in the world. “I’m scared.” he mumbled.
“I know. But I’ve got you. Come on. Let’s take a dip, hun.” Nolan encouraged, scooping John up gently into his arms bridal-style, as if he weighed little more than a feather.
“Fine. But if you drop me I’m breaking up with you.” John warned him, folding his arms and looking up at him expectantly.
“Then I guess you’d better hold on tight,” Nolan grinned, and bounded towards the water, causing John to cling to him like a disgruntled cat.
He couldn’t have hidden his smile if he tried.
#homelander#my art#fanart#nolan grayson#omnilander#the boys#omni man#fanfic#fluff#invincible#fanfiction fluff#art
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ok i swear i posted something like this ages ago but i can't find it so fuck it im posting it now
so im rewatching torchwood with my mum rn and im also in the middle of listening to tma so i can't get the idea out of my head that the torchwood team and the archives staff are literally the same people in slightly different genres, like torchwood just deal with aliens instead of the supernatural
anyway here's the character parallels i can think of
jack - jon
both the boss of the group
everyone hates them at one point or another
burdened with a fate they can't avoid (immortality/being an avatar)
bisexual (jack's omni but that's under the bi umbrella so it counts)
really doesn't like their love interest at first
ianto - martin
in love with their boss from like the very beginning
tea man / coffee man
softie but also like...don't get on their bad side.
Tragic Backstory™
one of their first interactions with their jobs was because of an animal (myfanwy counts as an animal here, then the dog from the trailer/liveshow)
tosh - sasha
the reliable one
definitely queer
dead (sorry)
owen - tim
the flirty one
bisexual
probably the one who hates their boss the most
dead (sorry again)
gwen - daisy
joined the group later
ex-police
easily angered
bonus: if gwens daisy, this makes andy basira lmao
literally the only difference is there's no elias - there's no evil boss, jack's just an enigma
#yes this makes jurgen leitner a weevil.#this probably has the nichest audience ever but idc the parallels wont leave my brain#imagining the torchwood crew trying to deal with the fears is hilarious tho#theyre somehow even more dysfunctional than the institute staff#torchwood#tma#the magnus archives#jack harkness#ianto jones#gwen cooper#toshiko sato#owen harper#jon sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#tim stoker#daisy tonner
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why Cecil and Donald are either besties or gay (an essay)
Fyi I'm only talking about the TV show. They can be platonic homies in the comics - though I am using evidence from both.
⚠️ Spoilers for Invincible, both the show and comics ⚠️
In the Invincible comics, Donald is shown almost entirely as a field agent, doing combat and all that fun stuff. (Note that he knows about his being an android when the series starts). But in the show, he's done primarily intelligence work, only fighting when his life is on the line (spoiler: he dies.)
It's the same in Brit (three oneshots by kirkman and moore, set in the same universe as invincible. Also, a series but I'm not taking abt that rn). Donald is never in active combat unless it's absolutely necessary, or when he thinks Brit can't handle himself. (Spoiler: he can, and Donald gets fucking exploded. Again.)
Only after he learns he's an android in Brit does he start to do field work. And it's really anticlimactic, too, but that's not the point.
In the Invincible comics, it's shown that Cecil was like a top notch field agent before he got super old, and he died from poison gas. He was rebuilt in a similar way to Donald, with the difference being that the director of the GDA at the time was someone else that I'm too lazy to find right now, that Don wasn't a field agent and Cecil was, and that Cecil was told what had happened while Donald was definitely not.
They did a similar thing with Rex, replacing his arm after his old one got torn off, but they never show anything about intelligence operatives being rebuild in the same way.
We can assume from common sense that rebuilding a person takes billions of dollars, and giving them the crazy amount of bionic enhancements that Donald has in Invincible and Brit is probably even more. (His hand can turn into a flip phone, his neck has rockets and/or spider legs, and he shoots webs out his mouth like what the hell Cecil.)
All this to say that Don seems to be a special case. He's not a field agent like the others, and seems to be close with Cecil, as shown by these panels (which also happen to show that Cecil is really bad with spending taxpayer's money, cough cough.)
Okay so it's just one guy offering to drive another home. Shut up.
Anyways, my biggest point has been that Cecil didn't tell Donald about the whole "dying" thing - he had to figure it out himself. Cecil is the type of guy to keep secrets from people to protect them. My evidence: the entire franchise.
Anyways, Cecil was told that he was an android. Why wouldn't he tell Don?
After Cecil realized that the Old GDA Director™ had hired those who'd originally killed him, he was pissed off and shot them both. He then adopted the same practice and hired assholes like Sinclair, despite their objectively terrible actions. So it would make sense that Donald would do something similar if he found out... Except for the fact that in the show, he was killed by Omni-Man, and right now, Cecil is totally convinced he's a bad guy. So that's not the reason.
The only other thing i can think of is that he understands how much of a mindfuck it is and he didn't want Donald going through the same thing. (Spoiler: he does).
Essentially Cecil used billions of tax dollars to bring back a technically replaceable (I hated typing that) agent, and then didn't tell him about it.
Meaning he did it because he missed his bestie.
So. Yeah.
#Invincible#invincible show#invincible spoilers#invincible season 2#Cecil Stedman#donald ferguson#invincible comic#comic books#comic spoilers#Image comics#robert kirkman#Theory#fan theory#gay people#500+ words#i love them#610 words#3333 letters woah#not canon
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Heh.. here's one of the writings I did for rexmark 😽
"You didn't need to save me back there, I could have handled it myself," Rex uttered as he glanced over to Mark and rubbed his own shoulder. "A building was about to collaspe on you!" Mark protested as he flung his arms in the air and gave him a worried look, Rex was about to respond but was cut off by Mark's rambling "And don't start with the 'I could have used my explosives to stop it' either way, you still would have been injured" Mark frowned at Rex before he looked back at the destroyed buildings, the two could just about see each other through the thick smoke that surrounded them from when numerous buildings in the city collapsed during the fight. Rex coughed harshly due to the smoke as he checked if he had any more loose change or even the fridge magnets in his pockets, but he only felt three coins. "Yeah, I guess you're right, I barely had anything left to turn into explosives anyways.." Rex rolled his eyes as he spoke and huffed to himself since he didn't want to actually admit that Mark was right. thankfully enough, the smoke began to clear as they continued to walk through it.
"Hey Rex, what was your father like?" Mark asked suddenly as he glanced over at him. There was no reply from Rex, which made Mark feel sorry for asking the question, "Sorry- I.. uhh.. shouldn't have asked that question if it's a sensitive topic for-" He was then cut off by Rex and frowned "Oh he was an absolute asshole, sold me to the Government for a few pieces of steak and money" Rex gestured with his hand as he turned his attention to Mark who gave him a concerned look "then my father figure, Mr Radcliffe made me into this." Rex grabbed one of the coins from out of his pocket and lifted his hand upwards, the coin turned into explosive matter as soon as he touched it, Rex threw it behind his head which caused a mini explosion to happen. Rex fell silent for a moment before he spoke again "I ended up accidentally killing him and blowing up the house" He stopped in place and looked back at the smoke that was beginning to clear as he then glanced at Mark and shrugged his shoulders. "I guess this is what being apart of a government experiment does to you.." Rex responded silently as he began walking down the street again, Mark looked to the ground and then glanced at him with a sympathic expression on his face. "Sorry for bringing that up.." He uttered quietly as he quickly caught up to Rex and put his hand on his shoulder.
"It's finee.. I got over my tragic childhood anyways, I would never want to think of that fucking idiot of a father ever again, selling me for all the money in the world.. he should see me now and kiss my ass." Rex smirked and then chuckled slightly at the last sentence he said, Mark gave him a slight grin and nodded his head "Yeah, he would be shocked to see that his son is apart of the new Guardians Of The Globe" Mark laughed as he let go of Rex's shoulder, he breathed for a moment before he glanced at the destroyed windows nearby. "Your father is the real asshole here, he nearly killed you, what sane person would kill their own fucking son!" Rex pressed his lips into a frown and shouted slightly as he glared at Mark "Omni-man killed thousands of people and decided to leave instead of owning up to the murders" he stopped talking and looked away as he felt bad for bringing up Mark's father all of sudden, "I hate him so much but I still miss him." Mark spoke quietly which made Rex look at him sympathetically. "We should probably stop talking about this topic but all I know is that you'll never be like your father." Rex reassured him as he grinned at Mark before he looked up at the clouds, Mark just stared at him with a smile. "Hey Mark, I have a tiny favour to ask" Rex turned his head to Mark as he lifted his hand up and made a pinch gesture with his fingers. "What is it?" Mark gave him a confused look as he tilted his head to the side slightly "Can I crash at your house for a while" Rex stared at Mark for a moment and gave him a mischievous grin. Mark blinked at him and then nodded his head "Sure, that's okay, I'll have to explain to my Mom and Oliver when we show up at my house then" He shrugged his shoulders slightly and gave him a soft smile as they continued walking together.
#invincible#invincible comics#invincible show#image comics#mark grayson#invincible amazon#rex splode#rex sloan#rexmark#mark x rex#rex x mark#writing#invincible series#invincible season 2#writers on tumblr#writeblr#invincible fanart#i love them sm#I LOVE WRITING#fluff
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♡♡Rant♡♡
Look, I have no complaint with the DLC guests for Mortal Kombat 1. Homelander and Omni-man are great imo, they fit in (Literally, the amount of gore these guys give is phenomenal). Quan-Chi? Hell yes, I miss that dude! Peacemaker? Okay, seem decent. Maybe I'm biased cuz I genuinely love superhero shit and read about it but whatever. This rant isnt about them.
It's about Ermac.
Okay okay, maybe I'm being dramatic, fucking sue me but look, I love Ermac to death and want the best for them, literally when I mean it. They're like the reason I even got into Mortal Kombat again, (no offense, Erron Black) I was super obsessive with Ermac, reading their bio all the way to the old gens back to front. Hell, my friend can tell you how many hours I've spend talking about Ermac, and just them alone! They're a big deal to me. So to see them, getting fuck by NRS is so fuck up.
You would think they would give them his MK11 design like why not? They were never present in the canon storyline at all, and the design only appear in the Krypt, dare I say in a NONCANON place? Why waste such a decent design, I think the logical reason to do is give it to them in their mk1 phase, just putting little new details here and there.
No. They didnt. Being fucking NRS, They just have to screw it up. I was having a bad day, like I had a bad feeling and I didn't knew why, now I know and holy shit- this sucks ass
Edit: Now seeing the full model of Ermac design, I think it's now fine. Design is okay, but still sad that they did him dirty in the end.
You think they could have made them human like they did in Mortal Kombat: Deception. This is a literal whole new timeline, they could have just have them start over, making them look their Deception look or their original ninja outfit for all I care, but nope. But Liz, that's too crazy, they can't just do that or make them brand new as a human being like deception or any other old gen back then. We are already in crazy town the moment they made Scorpion and Bi-han brothers. We have cross the line already, if they can have a complete do over then Ermac can get one too. Also same goes that they can't give the exact or almost same design in older gen or mk11, I literally saw the Reiko leak and they barely change that fucker. (Love him tho, slay) what I'm trying to say NRS can do this, make Ermac actually look good or keep him the same, it just they fucking hate me so lol.
What even funny is that they are a DLC character, how shockin nice is that? Omg, I just hate it sm. They won't even contribute to the canon story probably. I hate this design so bad and how NRS gets away with shitting on good fucking characters. I usually let my statement to myself and my friends but holy shit, I just can't. Ermac was my last straw and I just can't believe it's happening. . .
Bro wtf, man-
I'm not even hopeful for the skins he going to get- but I'll pray anyway, that all I can do.
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Ok fuck it I'm gonna put this rant on my main blog
I fuckin hate how people define a lot of sexualities as the lack of attraction to a certian group.
I know this sounds like the same argument a lot of Aphobes use but HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT
Sexualities are about WHO YOU ARE attracted to, NOT WHO YOU ARE NOT attracted to. A lesbian is a woman who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to other women. A gay is a man who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to other men. Pan/Bi/Omni/etc are attracted to more than one gender, including their own most of the time. Until here we are agreeing, correct?
Yeah. Thing is, a shit ton of people try to use distorted definitions of the above sexualities, ESPECIALLY the monosexualities (gay/straight/lesbian) to say that they are not about who you are attracted to, but who you are mot attracted to. Lesbians are women who are not attracted to men. Gays are men who are not attracted to women. Straight people are only attracted to the opposite gender and not to the same. WRONG. SO MOTHERFUCKING WRONG.
Sure, a lot of lesbians feel no attraction towards men and a lot of gays feel no attraction towards women. THAT IS NOT ABSOLUTE, AND SHOULDN'T BE TREATED AS SUCH. You are a woman who likes men but also loves and prefers other women? Or hell, just prefers feminine presenting people in general? Yeah you can be a lesbian. You are a man who likes women, but prefers men and masculine presenting people? Yeah you can call yourself gay.
"Oh that's just bisexuality" yeah it can be. It can be Omnisexuality as well. And it can not be. If someone feels like describing themselves with a monosexual label even though they're not 100% monosexual, GOOD ON THEM. Calling them something they are not - on this case, bisexual - IS DISRESPECTFUL most of the times.
Mind you, a bunch of people who argue the above are usually, intentionally or not, transphobic as well. "Lesbians hate dick" wrong a lot of lesbians have trans girlfriends. "Gays hate pussy" wrong a lot of gays have trans boyfriends.
What I'm trying to say is: LET PEOPLE BE THEMSELVES, AND BE YOURSELF. DON'T LET THE VIEW OF OTHERS ON SOMETHING LIMIT HOW YOU EXPERIENCE THIS THING.
Also I'm a Lesbian. This is a coming out post. Surprise surprise.
And yes, I still like men. I just prefer women enough to call myself a lesbian. You don't have to understand.
#lesbian#trans#lgbt#identity#lgbtq+#rant#bea's silly little diary#gay#monossexuality#bisexuality#do I have to tag every sexuality I mentioned?#omnisexual
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WIP (not) Wednesday
I was tagged by @vakariansvixen to post a piece of something I've been working, and well, why the hell not?
If you're reading this and you wanna do this, just say I tagged you. I won't tell 😏
Here's a slice of Pass the Knife which I swear I'll finish one day and actually start posting complete chapters.
Nilea was the most bored she'd ever been, and she had been through those horrible C-Sec cultural sensitivity vids. Stakeouts were supposed to be exciting, right? Sitting in a skycar, next to Simmons, and watching a nearly empty plaza for hours was decidedly not exciting.
An abrupt sound from Simmons startled her until she realized that he was snoring. She shoved his shoulder roughly, "Simmons, you useless asshole, wake up!"
The human, a redhead in his mid-forties with almost no ambition, snapped awake and pushed her hand away, "Keep your fucking claws to yourself, Octaril. Already told you, I'm too much man for you to handle."
"Then why was your wife screaming my name last night? It's not because you're man enough for her," Nilea shot back at him. She didn't even know if he was married, she had never asked, and more importantly, she didn't care. That's just how cops talked to each other, apparently. If she didn't hit back, the harassment would never end. At least this way, it was kind of like it was a joke and she was in on it, instead of the butt of it.
Before Simmons could shoot back some snide comment about how sharp her teeth were or ask if she had a gash or something equally disgusting, her omni-tool blipped, alerting her to action in the plaza. Nilea trained her sharp eyes on the scene.
A human woman wandered to a bench nearby and sat down, readjusting her form fitting dress as she did. She had long dark brown hair, and tan skin. Nilea knew who she was immediately, this woman was something of a local celebrity. A socialite, philanthropist (allegedly, anyhow), and now apparently, a drug trafficker.
"That's Nicolette Key, told you she was involved, Simmons," Nilea hissed and sat up. Finally, something was happening. Soon she could get out of this skycar and escape Simmons and his beer burps. It didn't seem to matter how many times he'd been written up for drinking on the clock, it never went anywhere.
Simmons groaned and leaned forward to get a better look, "Well, it sure is. You have eagle eyes now, or are you finally lowering yourself to learn about us hated humans?'
"I don't hate humans, Simmons. Just you," Nilea's disinterested retort came as she turned her head to watch the next player approach the scene.
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