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roseguided · 5 months
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dark eyes widen, young woman fighting a smile. ❛ what're you doin' here, in twelve ? i didn't think i'd ever see you again. ❜
[ * @worthkeepin liked for a one-liner. > coriolanus snow. ]
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creepslayer7 · 10 months
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Dude imagine-
For some reason Danny gets adopted by the bat fam right? But they don't know he has powers and he doesn't want them too. But he still uses them all the time out of habit.
-completely silent, pops up out of nowhere because of his invisibility, goes through walls and ends up getting to different rooms way faster then the rest of them.
They are confused how this random civilian child is sneaking around without them knowing how he does it and when they ask him about it he panics, cuz he doesn't want them to know he has powers so he blurts out the first thing he can think of-
"there's secret tunnels all through the manor."
They for some reason believe him(barely) because how else would he be able to get around like that?
But he refuses to tell them where they are or how he found them (because they don't exist) and they're all confused why they never found any tunnels when they explored the manor over the years.
They're also probably embarrassed that none of them, as the 'worlds greatest directive family' , could find these so called tunnels so they all look in secret separately from each other.
Eventually they decide that Danny has to be lying because none of them can find these tunnels.
Until Jason, who knows Danny is a halfa (and is maybe also one himself) tells them that the tunnels are real and that he uses them too. And he either uses his ghost abilities too if he is a halfa or he gets Danny to use his powers on him too.
And at this point the family has seen them appear and disappear, together AND separately, as soon as they're not looking, even in rooms where someone is blocking the only entrances.
Which sends the family into a frenzy,
- Tim hasn't slept in weeks, he has multiple maps and blueprints of the manor strewn around his table with empty coffee cups and a repurposed crime bulletin board.
- Dick and Steph have accepted defeat and have taken to begging Danny or Jason for the location of the tunnels. Even bringing up the pranking opportunities they could have, which they come to regret when Jason and Danny use their ideas on them and the rest of the family.
- Cass is frustrated and a little jumpy that she can't find these tunnels and that they can sneak up on her at any time, so they take pity on her and let her in on the secret. They also make sure she always know when they approach her so they don't freak her out.
- Duke has decided to stay out of it but they occasionally find him looking around for the tunnels when he thinks no one's around.
- Damien can't stand that they know something about their house that he doesn't and immediately pesters Bruce about it and interrogates everyone. He even considers joining Tim before deciding that it would be shameful to find the tunnels with his help.
- Bruce is confused because he figures he would know about any tunnels in his own home since childhood, but ultimately he believes that they're real because Danny, Jason, AND now Cass seem to know where they are. He is half parts disappointed they're so difficult to find, because the childish side of him would have enjoyed playing in them when he was younger, and half parts relieved, because he doesn't think he could handle all his kids popping in and out of every crevice in the manor. Though he does ask Alfred if he knew about them, to which he cryptically responds that he knows exactly how they're getting around, but he refuses to elaborate further. The more Bruce thinks about it he comes to realize that it makes so much since that Alfred knows, and he assumes that is how he is always getting around the manor so quickly undetected.
- Alfred knows that Danny (and maybe Jason) is a ghost because he saw him either disappear or appear out of thin air and talked to him about it. Once everyone knew he knew about what was going on they badgered him for answers but he felt it would be disrespectful and hurtful to Danny to 'out him' so to speak before he was ready, and he figured that they were just having harmless fun.
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buddiesmutslut · 17 days
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When people say “I’m okay with Buck & Eddie not ending up together as long as their friendship doesn’t change”, I hate to say it, but that’s just not possible.
I’m not saying that they’re going to stop being best friends or anything, but if they get into actual, healthy, serious relationships, with people that are well matched & good for them, their current relationship is going to change. It’s inevitable.
I do believe that they’ll always be family, that they’ll do their best to be there for each other & for Chris, but they get so much from each other. In the past, even unintentionally, they’ve been more emotionally connected to each other than they have been with their partner, & that’s part of why their friendship is so solid, because they’re both only ever vulnerable with the other.
If they find good, healthy, stable partners, they’re not going to need each other in the same way, and that’s going to change their relationship. Do you honestly believe that Eddie is going to leave Buck as Chris’ legal guardian if he finds a partner that he actually & genuinely loves and enjoys being with? (The fanfic writer in me wants to say yes, but the realist in me says no lol.)
If Buck falls in love with someone who is accepting & soft and kind and understanding with him, that person is going to be the one he goes to first for everything, not Eddie.
So much of their friendship is rooted in the way they show up for each other in ways that only committed partners really do, and if they fall in love & get serious and marry other people, it’s not going to be the same.
I just, idk if I’m explaining it eloquently enough, if I have the right words for it, but unless Buddie goes canon or they keep ending up in these half-assed relationships where they repeat the same mistakes over & over again, their relationships and these “moments” everyone loves so much are going to stop.
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mylarena · 1 year
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EVERYBODY shut the fuck up. coffee shop barista au. soap is a barista and this one guy comes in at the same time on the dot every day and orders the same thing every time. (its straight black coffee with so much added caffeine that soap thinks it could kill a horse.) the man is like, 6′4″ and built like a brick house. soap is a pretty big guy himself, but god does he makes him look tiny.
his hair is blond, light enough that in some lighting it looks nearly silver. it seems to be a mess constantly- wavy locks that curl around the tips of his ears, fringe just long enough to partially cover one of his eyes. just long enough that someone could reach up and tuck it behind his ear. and soap wants to, if not just to get to feel his hair- it looks so fucking soft and smooth and soap wonders what his hair care routine is. (because surely you cant get hair that good without putting work into it, right?)
his upper face is littered with scars; over the bridge of his nose, across his cheeks, under his eye. theres probably more, but anytime he shows up he has a face mask on, one with some dumb skeleton design on it that would probably look stupid on anyone else, but somehow he makes it work.
and his eyes- god, his eyes. his left eye is a brilliant shade of blue with a shock of green at the bottom, something soap has never seen before. the two colors seem to clash and meld together all at once, an enchanting phenomenon that soap wants to study. his right eye is a deep, gorgeous chocolate brown, swirled with a lighter caramel tone that brightens his eye but makes his gaze no less intense. anytime he locks eyes with soap, he loses his breath- hes never seen someone so fucking beautiful in his entire life.
his voice is low and gravelly, a deep, accented rumble that soap swears to god he can feel in his bones. the man doesnt mince his words, but every time he does speak soap can feel himself shiver. he hopes it isnt visible.
the only name he gives for his order is ghost. that isnt enough for soap. he wants his first name- his real name, a name he can place to the beautiful face that lurks in his mind. (and in his sketchbooks.)
so he tries to pry it out of the man. he offers his own name first, john mactavish, but ghost doesnt give him his own name, instead opting nod and hum. he takes to calling soap ‘johnny’, something that soap has notably refused to let anyone call him, no matter how close they are. he allows ghost to call him it, finding the heat it spreads through his body pleasant and welcoming it. gaz, his fellow barista, is disgruntled when he finds out that soap is letting someone call him johnny when he was firmly denied the permission to do so himself.
every day soap asks for a name for the coffee, hoping that one day he’ll slip and tell him, but he never does. its always ghost, you know this, johnny. he keeps trying despite the ineffectiveness.
sometimes he throws out guesses. over time they get increasingly ridiculous, trying to get a huff or a snort out of the man when he looks at his cup. whatever name he chooses is accompanied by some shitty dad joke- one time ghost had told one that was god awful, but soap could see the glee in his eyes when he groaned and complained. he sees ghost look at the writing everytime he hands over the drink, and he adores the amusement he sees dancing in his gaze at the jokes, so he keeps it up.
their banter shifts from friendly teasing to flirting constantly- oftentimes mid-conversation. sometimes its soap who does it, (”the maaask... take it off?” “show my face?” “yes.” “no.” “are you ugly?” “quite the opposite.” “i doubt that.”) and other times its ghost. (”you like tequila?” “could use one right about now.” “id murder for a whiskey.” “you mean scotch?” “i drink bourbon.” “like a good ol’ boy...” “...  i love kentucky.” “yer out o’ yer mind, ghost.” “thats for sure.”)
(gaz is this fucking close to complaining to price about the sexual tension around them. if he has to deal with soap making eyes at this customer for one more fucking minute he thinks hes going to snap.)
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castielfucks · 2 years
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okay but dean giving cas a nice firm pat on the back right where his wings come out and cas's knees buckling bc its a sensitive spot
mdni
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himbotiem · 1 year
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“Where are you going?” He heard your small drowsy voice ask from the darkness. He didn’t answer as he silently started putting his boots back on. “Come back under the covers and cuddle with me.”
Cuddle? He was Billy Hargrove. Billy Hargrove doesn’t do cuddles. So why did he find himself pausing before kicking off his shoes to lay with you again?
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nyanfish · 6 months
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this is from one of my p4 aus that requires too much explaining. all you need to know for now is that it takes place a few years after p4 and that Yosuke and Kanji's shadows are in cahoots
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radiance1 · 2 years
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OK NOW SO. I HAD A THOUGHT AND I'M RUNNING wITH IT.
Ok so, the Justice League doesn't know that Amity Exists, or they know of its existence but don't do anything cause Danny Phantom has it handled, or Constantine knows it exists but says not to mess with it and stops all cries of help or whatever.
So now I'm thinking of this and it just.
So, what if it's none of the above, but the Justice League doesn't know it exists because a magical barrier of the sort.
So, throwback to something in my other post that made Tucker and Sam time travelling 'deities'.
It's basically: Pariah Dark tried to take over the mortal realm once, got stopped by the Immortal Elders and with the Help of Shazam, defeated him and pushed him back to the Ghost Zone.
So, because of this and now that you have context.
What if Shazam set a barrier around the battlefield?
And you wanna know where the battlefield is?
Amity Park.
So, Shazam sets a barrier that should prevent anything from the beyond from getting through the rift and leaving.
Specifically, Pariah Dark.
And it's not just supposed to prevent anything from getting through. It's also supposed to hide what's there, so in the off chance that people who come with malicious intent (or know magic) won't be able to find, and tear through the rift easily.
And over time it basically became its own pocket dimension but not really, more like a place that's cut off from the outside world.
So over time the amount of ectoplasm that slowly bled through the rift stops all communication from getting out of the area of the barrier.
And later with the help of the GIW basically making a separate server or maybe app that acts like multiple social media sites or something.
No one knows Amity Park exists.
But what Shazam nor any of the Elders accounted for, is that people would live inside the barrier in the first place.
Here comes the fentonightingale's.
Being witch hunter's and ghost hunter's, they didn't come with Malintent. They came with the intention to banish ghost's and save people.
So, they were allowed access.
So now fast forward to multiple generations into the future to Jack and Maddie.
The barrier prevents anything from setting foot through the rift, right?
Well, it does, but here's the thing. It stops them by making sure that the 'rift' stays closed, or so small that only the tiniest ghosts can get through.
But it never accounted for someone with 'good' intentions to rip the 'rift' clean open.
And even then, it had precautions set in place if someone with malintent managed to get through the barrier and tries to rip open the rift.
But the 'precautions' are only activated when the barrier senses magic.
And what did Jack and Maddie use?
Pure. Science.
So that means that nothing activated to stop the anyone from opening the 'rift'.
And now, with a stable way to out of the ghost zone. Y'know with the rift being ripped wider.
The ghosts can set foot within Amity Park but can't leave the surrounding area.
Not that they tried of course, with Phantom beating them and sending them back to the Ghost Zone and all.
So here, have this.
It's what I came up with regarding Amity Park and Dc sharing the earth.
And why the Justice League doesn't know of Amity Park's existence.
Also, Danny, Vlad and Dani's Halfa status.
They can bypass the Barrier either in or out of Human form. The Barrier is supposed to stop ghosts, but because of their Halfa status, the barrier recognizes them as Human and lets them throught.
Which now that I think of it, might be one of the major loopholes in Shazam's barrier but hey, who could have expected there to be a hybrid of both species? Obviously not Shazam lmao.
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roseguided · 5 months
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❛ i cannot, in good conscious, involve my people in another war. ❜ aliandra clasps hands tightly at her front.
[ * @halfyearsqueen liked for a one-liner. ]
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void-of-nonsense · 17 days
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Ficlet, she's half done but I needed this brain child outta my head and I wanted to post it. Star trek, jullien/garak, featuring alien courting rituals.
It goes like this. Jullian is standing in the tailors shop running his hands over the suit garak has just unveild.
"Naturally it's yours for the taking if you only decide it" Jullien pauses only breifly at the odd phrasing as he marvels over the fine stiching.
"A gift, garak?"
"Oh heavens no, my dear doctor. A gift? The very thought of it. For you my dear, never a gift."  his tone is odly soothing, holding his hands like one might to calm a horse but Jullien feels the sting all ghe same. Of course garak hadn't made this just for him, he was just a tailor showing off his latest work to a prospectice customer. Jullien let his hands drop from the outfit and made to turn away.
But garak was strangely insistent, redirecting his attention back to the clothes. Look at this stiching here, doesnt this colour suit you, you really do need better clothes. In the end Jullien caves and decides to buy it.
Garaks face falls breifly when he hands over his credit chit.
Garak bows out of their next lunch appointment citing some rush order or some such. And Jullien finds himself moping alone at quarks..had he been misunderstanding after all? Perhaps they weren't close at all.
It's then that Major Kira walks in and strikes up a conversation, asking why he's moping.
"Well, It's nothing really..it's only well garak I thought maybe he was offering me a gift-" he's caught off guard at the look of fury that crosses her face and before he knows it he's chasing her down the promenade. 'THAT CARDASSIAN BASTARD'
Garak assures that he did no such thing and jullien agrees, said it had been a misunderstanding. "Really its just that he said 'it was mine for the taking' and it confused me" Slowly she stills. Blinks. And then with an ashen face turns and storms out "I don't want to hear about your love life ever again, jullien!'
Jullien is unbelieveably confused. He mutters under his breath that he just doesnt understand and then he starts ranting in his confusion.
Garak stops him with a hand on his shoulder..'my dear, dear doctor I really do think that perhaps I ought to explain.'
And so explain he does.
- cardassians don't give gifts as a general rule at least not overtly. Directly giving a gift is basically an insult/power play. I'm better than you/i was more prepared than you/i have more money than you
- and so gifts generally arent given.but they are sometimes indirectly offered or taken. Most of the time you'd have to suggest far in advance that you are preparing a gift so the other could recriprocate/offer trade. But if you were courting someone to make it clear you were equals its a sort of 'i wont give this to you but I wont stop you from taking it either',
-for the affections to be refturned you'd have to take something of theirs that they offer
- some people offer an object but make it difficult to take, which is probably an old fashioned courting ritual where you have to prove your abilities
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stealingyourbones · 2 years
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Short DPXDC Prompts #189
Connor Ghost King AU. Connor walks up to a ghost that’s causing havoc so bad it’s a League mission and tells the ghost to fuck off. The ghost cowers and fears as transparent Ghost King clothing slowly appears on Connor. Eyes fully electric blue and crackling with electricity. A more dainty but still terrifying looking crown in blue fire floats over his head. Ghostly armor and a cloak who’s underside shows a beautiful window into the Phantom Zone. After the ghost flees, Connor turns around and sighs as the entire Justice League stares at him. He’s gonna have some explaining to do.
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Venti’s Attachment Issues
(This is gonna be a long one; get yourself comfortable.)
Since Stanley is used as a direct parallel to Venti in his story quest, every time we chat with Stanley, we can maybe get an insight to Venti’s feelings.
Stanley, constantly, misses the real Stanley. He’s always drinking, and he might be doing better since Venti put the real Stanley to rest, but the grief stays.
He wishes the real Stanley was still here.
Pretending to be someone else is exhausting and damaging to your ‘true self’—there’s no doubt in my mind about that.
Stanley’s wish likely reflects Venti’s wish, considering how deeply affected Venti is still by the loss of his friend at the end of his story quest (he can’t even speak it out loud; he just stays at the top of the statue lost in memories and grief.)
Now let’s take into consideration that Venti is a god and an Archon currently, and only a (likely) naive wisp when he met the Nameless Bard.
He lives much longer than a human.
His responsibility will always be their safety.
(Arguably) He is forced into slumber for… healing? (Or is this a sign of depression?)
He doesn’t believe in ruling over his people, so he is one of the weakest Archons (his reasoning).
He will never be on the same level as one of his people, no matter how “ingrained” in society he is. (In other words, if he revealed his true nature, there’s always going to be a sense of “This is Mondstadt’s god” with every mortal he reveals it to.)
Venti, or Barbatos, was the Archon to bring The Seven together to meet.
Zhongli doesn’t visit Mondstadt (that I know of).
Barbatos is the only known Archon to regularly travel.
Five of the Seven original Archons are dead.
The ‘new’ Archons know of each other, but it’s mostly from a ruling basis (they likely do not have those regular meetings anymore)
From this, we can conclude that Barbatos cannot have a personal relationship like he once did with another mortal, and when he tried to find something like that with The Seven, they, too, suffered a sort of “mortal fate,” the supposed immortals all died one by one.
And Zhongli and Venti might hold a deep understanding towards each other, have some sort of close relationship, but we definitely don’t see a personal one—at least in person—anymore. I don’t think the current Seven even meet up.
Now let’s consider the Traveler’s presence.
The Traveler is suspected to be hundreds, if not thousands, of years old.
The Traveler is not from this world.
The Traveler has abilities that even Venti is amazed by (ability to remove corruption by just the presence of one of them?? This should really be expanded on considering they’ve killed gods for this.)
Venti isn’t unfriendly, but he compliments the Traveler endlessly (really, every character does this to some extent, but it still has to be in character to some level); says we’re the “gentlest soul” in the most recent event.
Venti says his greatest wish is to travel (aka “see the world on my behalf” 👀) and now he adjusts the wish to include the Traveler.
The Traveler might be the only one to truly know about Venti’s doppelgänger situation.
Thus, Venti tells us personal secrets. He acts like an open book (Kusanali’s* (?) intervention proves that he would have told us more about the Archipelgo situation had we asked) even though we get a different feeling in the manga with him (he’s more secretive; see Celestia panel). He “brushes off” the truth in that sense, but I can’t remember if he’s ever directly lied to us.
Our happiness is important to him (again, these lines are hard to distinguish from the people from the game using Venti to communicate this, or this is meant to be part of Venti’s personality—I mean, look at what they did with Xiao’s b-day letters… or anyone’s.)
Where am I going with this?
Venti isn’t as close to anyone as he is with the Traveler in modern day Mondstadt because he knows he can’t be as close to anyone else.
The people of Mondstadt that he loves so much seem to be the ones he keeps a distance from.
He’s watched Razor grow up (a curious statement), he’s friendly to Razor, but he’s not close like Bennett is (tbf, no one is—except Lisa???—but it seems like they act more like friendly acquaintances than friends.)
Barbara sees him as a talented bard (kinda like a coworker/colleague in the music industry.)
Rosaria thinks Venti is mysterious but likely harmless, so she doesn’t bother with him, and the god she cares nothing about (which could speak to a non-idolized look at him if he revealed it to her, but I think their relationship is best explored with others, meaning I don’t see them able to connect as well on an individual level—also, Rosaria could not care about the god because she doesn’t believe in him, so her reaction is still uncertain if she actually met him)
Jean knows who he is, but she can’t seem to figure out whether to be formal or familiar with her Archon.
We don’t know what Lisa thinks of Venti, but Venti speaks respectfully of her, so even if Lisa teased him like she does every other character, it makes him no different but also no closer to her. He’s more likely the eager “student” that she suspects there’s more to the eye of (if not the god himself), but she won’t push him to reveal it to her and maintain a respectful but distant relationship with.
Interestingly, Kaeya might be able to match wits with Venti in the way they both withhold the truth without directly lying. Yet, I don’t think either of them are 100% sure on how they feel about each other, so while it might be thrilling to talk to each other, it isn’t friendly.
Diluc is probably the closest to Venti out of the Mondstadt people (not considering Alice atm) just by favor of working the tavern on nights Venti drinks. Which is a lot and often. He treats Venti the bard informally, and this allows each other to be comfortable in teasing.
As a bartender, Diluc should be seeing Venti at his worst.
When you’re drinking alone at the bar, it isn’t necessarily a good sign (nor always bad). When you’re drinking as often and as much as Venti, it really isn’t a good sign.
But I don’t think that quite fits Venti because of the reason he drinks.
Venti likely sees himself at his “best” when he’s drinking; he’s jolly, he’s social, and he’s ready to have a good time.
When he’s sober, he’s still social, jolly, etc, but he’s quieter. Calm. He listens a LOT. (Am I the only one that watches cutscenes with Venti and thinks, “Huh, I thought Venti would say something about that” or “by now,” and he just doesn’t?? Idk maybe an iffy observation)
He thinks too much.
Venti’s quick wit, his ability to change the subject to something familiar, comfortable, and his reputation as the best bard in Mondstadt are what he relies on, and he can do all that drunk while not having to deal with his memories and all that comes with that.
So where do the attachment issues come in?
I think Venti’s lonely. And I think the proof is in Venti’s lines to the Traveler.
He can’t be close to his Mondstadt people in a real way. They all will die long before him. They will always hold a mortal concept of what Venti is to them. They will always remind Venti of what he’s already lost and will lose again one day.
But the Traveler “isn’t meant for this world.”
The Traveler is someone new, someone that can cure corruption, and someone that also wants (needs) to travel the world.
Venti’s flowery language towards us just shows how he’s grown attached to the lone traveler that continues to visit his land. That also understands loss and constantly surprises him. That helps the people he loves so very much.
So, while a lot of Venti’s lines could be attributed to fan service and are reflected in other characters, too, I think you can explain different reasons as to why the characters speak the way they do towards the Traveler. And I think this is Venti’s reason.
Aka I took fan service seriously and used it to explain Venti’s emotional issues
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zombie-hickey · 1 month
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Warnings: Kinda angsty, pregnancy mention
Imagine you and Peter have a casual relationship, you know he doesn't want to settle down and doesn't want anything serious.... You try to accept that but end up pushing for more, only to get rejected. He doesn't wanna hurt you - honest. He cares about you deeply but he just isn't ready for that... So, you end up breaking things off and he's gone.
You find out you're pregnant and part of you considers trying to contact him to tell him, since despite how things ended - you wanted him to know. But.... Then you think 'I don't wanna tie him down or make him feel obligated to help me' because he made it super clear he wasn't ready for commitment... Sure, not the most sound decision you're making right now but you're doing your best here- ultimately you don't tell him. Deciding you can do this on your own.
.... It's only a few years later he shows up at a diner in town again and sees you, you're sitting at a table with a little kid sporting familiar silver hair... The little boy rambling at hype-speed about anything and everything, you just smiling and nodding. Doesn't take too long for the realization to hit Peter like a freight train.
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sakura-code · 5 months
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Brainrot 3
What if the Book of Death didn’t disappear when Yuma signed the contract, and multiple people were able to sign a contract with Shinigami overtime along with Yuma?
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plaid-maniac · 10 months
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Ok but like: Amity park was moved into the Ghost Zone when Pariah Dark attacked right? And like it was returned when he was defeated, but what if it wasn’t? What if it was stuck in the ghost zone, and no one could get it back because only the king could return it, and Danny either doesn’t realize he’s king or doesn’t know how to put it back.
Or what if it was put back, but in the wrong dimension? It would be a wild way to crossover for sure, but it would basically cover for why no one in the new dimension know about ghosts or Amity and why no one in Amity would know about the new dimension.
What if it maintained its ‘floating island vibe’? Like it’s time in the ghost zone infused the soil and buildings with ectoplasm and it was just floating above but to the side of wherever the main location of the new universe’s protagonists are located.
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bardicfrustration · 2 years
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string me along
You can’t stop staring at his hands. It’s a problem. 
You’re trying to focus on the frets, trying to get the chords right, but his gentle guiding hands are doing more damage to your focus than help. 
He sighs, “You sure you want to practice today?” He lets his hands drop down to the couch cushions, away from yours. 
You shake your head. “No, I do. Sorry. Just distracted.” 
He tries to help you focus even when he’s the problem. He steps out of his trailer for a smoke, and when he comes back, your eyes are closed and practicing. He smiles as he watches you with pride. Trying to stay quiet and let you practice. You start humming a little song with the scales. 
“Oh Eddie, my love, won’t you, be mine.” He’s grinning like a fool when you open your eyes and startle. 
“If you wanted to ask me on a date, you didn’t have to pay for lessons.” 
You stammer, “Uh. two birds with one stone?” 
He laughs and walks over quickly, before you can curl back into your shell, “Well this bird, while not currently stoned, would love to take you on an actual date.” 
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