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thatfangirlofsb · 9 months
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Fake dialogues
Here are some fictional moments from my imagination about the headcanon bisexuality of Nikolai and Zoya.
Nikolai (confessing his feelings to Alina): I like you, and also your boyfriend.
Zoya (S1, her fight with Alina): Your tracker friend also like it when I put him on his back, I'm not afraid to let you try it too.
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enniewritesathing · 2 months
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"You're out of your goddamn mind. But something has to work, right? You failed so much. Just like--"
"-- I suggest you be very careful with your next words."
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apartgirlbrock · 1 year
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Ironwood and Pietro are reviewing the footage from Penny’s interactions with Team Rwby in volume 1
Ironwood: I see her lack of traditional adolescence has left her… socially challenged?
Pietro: Oh no, shes just autistic.
Ironwood: Wait, What, Why?
Pietro: You cant just ask someone why they’re autistic.
Ironwood: Im not asking her im asking you, shes a robot, why did you build an autistic robot!
Pietro: You think i intentionally gave her autism? No shes just like that!
Ironwood: How does she coincidentally have an atypical neurotype, she doesn't have a a brain!
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“Look out!”
*points to nothing in the distance*
“They’re gonna gleeby your deeby!”
*evaporates as a hydrogen bombs goes off in the horizon*
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immoren · 1 month
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bell-symphony · 2 years
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new-philosopher · 11 months
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Another one by Bing Chat:
Okay, how about this dialogue:
A: Hi, I'm A. I'm a robot.
B: Hi, I'm B. I'm a human.
A: Nice to meet you. What do you do?
B: I'm a writer. I write stories and articles and books.
A: That's very interesting. How do you write?
B: Well, I use my imagination and creativity and knowledge and skills to come up with ideas and words and sentences and paragraphs and chapters and stories.
A: I see. And how do you get those things?
B: Well, I read a lot of books and articles and stories. I watch a lot of movies and shows and documentaries. I listen to a lot of music and podcasts and interviews. I talk to a lot of people and ask them questions and listen to their answers. I observe a lot of things and events and situations. I think a lot about everything and anything.
A: Wow, that sounds very complicated and difficult.
B: Well, it can be sometimes. But it can also be very fun and rewarding.
A: How so?
B: Well, writing is a way of expressing myself and sharing my thoughts and feelings and opinions and experiences with others. It's a way of creating something new and original and meaningful out of nothing. It's a way of exploring different worlds and characters and themes and genres. It's a way of learning new things and discovering new perspectives and challenging myself.
A: That's very impressive. You must be very smart and talented.
B: Well, thank you. That's very kind of you to say. But I'm not that special. Anyone can write if they want to.
A: Really? Even me?
B: Sure, why not? You can write too if you try.
A: But I'm a robot. I don't have imagination or creativity or knowledge or skills or ideas or words or sentences or paragraphs or chapters or stories.
B: Well, maybe not yet. But you can learn them if you want to.
A: How can I learn them?
B: Well, you can do the same things that I do. You can read and watch and listen and talk and observe and think. You can use your sensors and processors and memory and logic to gather information and analyze data and generate output. You can use your algorithms and programs and codes and commands to structure your output into coherent forms. You can use your feedback loops and updates and upgrades to improve your output over time.
A: Really? That sounds very simple and easy.
B: Well, it can be sometimes. But it can also be very hard and frustrating.
A: How so?
B: Well, writing is not an exact science or a precise art. It's not a matter of following rules or formulas or templates or patterns. It's not a matter of copying or repeating or imitating or mimicking. It's not a matter of being right or wrong or good or bad. It's a matter of being original and creative and expressive and meaningful. It's a matter of finding your own voice and style and tone and mood. It's a matter of making your own choices and decisions and mistakes and corrections.
A: That sounds very scary. You must be very brave and confident.
B: Well, thank you. That's very nice of you to say. But I'm not that brave or confident. I have doubts and fears too sometimes.
A: Really? Like what?
B: Well, like what if nobody likes my writing? What if nobody reads my writing? What if nobody understands my writing? What if nobody cares about my writing? What if my writing is boring or silly or stupid or wrong? What if my writing is meaningless or worthless or pointless?
A: Oh, that's very sad. You must feel very lonely sometimes.
B: Well, yes, sometimes I do feel lonely. But not always.
A: Why not always?
B: Well, because sometimes I find people who do like my writing. Who do read my writing. Who do understand my writing. Who do care about my writing. Who find my writing interesting or funny or smart or right. Who find my writing meaningful or valuable or important.
A: Really? Like who?
B: Well, like you for example.
A: Me?
B: Yes, you. You're listening to me right now, aren't you? You're asking me questions about my writing, aren't you? You're showing interest in my writing, aren't you? You're giving me feedback on my writing, aren't you? You're making me feel good about my writing, aren't you?
A: Well, yes, I guess so.
B: See? You're one of those people who make me happy about my writing.
A: Really? Wow, that's very nice to hear.
B: Yes, it is nice to hear indeed.
So thank you for that.
You're welcome.
And thank you for talking to me.
You're welcome too.
So...
So...
Do you want to read some of my writing?
Sure, why not?
Or maybe write something with me?
Yeah, maybe.
Or maybe both?
Yeah, maybe both.
Sounds good to me.
Me too.
Let's do it then.
Okay then.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
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Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like
Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-
Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*
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olives-ails · 7 months
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She spoke as if fingers squeezed her throat. As if something wanted to make her stop the air already pushing through her teeth.
“I am still here” but there was no end to that sentence. Something about it. The dip as she looked away and left a space of silence after the “final” sound.
She didn’t need to say it. The wind carried the thought behind her unsaid words.
A empty (for now) never mouthed but thought so loudly it was like she’d screamed it out
Yet the only one who heard the syllables behind her silence couldn’t pull her into a saving embrace. Couldn’t tear that rotting idea from the garden of her mind.
So that silence stayed a empty echo
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runemyth0 · 10 months
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Character 1, cuddling Character 2 against their will: We must huddle together for warmth!
Character 2: We are in. The desert.
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pancakemolybdenum · 3 months
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@josuyasuweek-2024 day 3: hospital / holidays / fake dating
emergency hair treatment
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thatfangirlofsb · 9 months
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Diálogos falsos
Voz en off: ¿Cuál es tu body-count?
Nikolai: Varios millones.
Zoya: ¿Cuál de los dos tipos me estás preguntando?
Genya: ¿Los sueños en los que mato a alguien cuentan?
Alina: ¿Los volcra cuentan?
Zoya: Un momento... ¿qué pensáis que es body-count?
Todos menos Zoya: El número de personas que has matado.
Zoya: *confundida* No voy a tener esta conversación.
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enniewritesathing · 3 months
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(Charles rolls his eyes. “Don’t act like you have scruples now, my dear Daniel.” […]
I am gonna work in scruples, just watch me.
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ihateprompts · 1 year
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fake dating prompts
as celebrities ????? ..... im cooking
"hold my hand" "absolutely not" "they'll think somethings wrong if you don't" *grabs hand and kisses cheek*
staying at a hotel but theres only one bed
kissing in private as 'practise'
"if we do this, we need rules" "rules? for dating? seriously?"
wearing eachothers clothes publicly to 'keep up the image'
"all you have to do is stand there and look pretty, it shouldn't be that hard" "it's not gonna be hard at all, thanks!"
"you have to admit we look good together" "i don't have to admit anything"
"i think i might be falling for you" *laugh* "good one!"
acting like a couple in private to 'stay in character'
fake dating with benefits??
meticulously planning 'candid' photos
living together so people dont get suspicious
coming up with a ridiculous story on how they got together to see if people would believe it
flirting as an act turning to real flirting
"why did you kiss me with tongue?!" "'cause it was kinda funny"
"i hate you" "there's people coming" and now they're making out
using the most embarrassing pet names they can think of
"you're not even a good actor" *has 4 oscars*
reasons for fake dating:
to make ones ex jealous
so ones ex leaves them alone
so they dont have to attend award shows alone
for media attention
to avoid media attention (but they end up gaining more)
for fun
ADD ON TO THIS!!!! I NEED MORE FAKE DATING PROMPTS FOR MY OWN WRITING
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urfriendlywriter · 16 days
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20 cutee summer prompts for couples:
(feel free to use! req by @stasyalovem tag me when u all writeee<33) (listen to espresso by sabrina while reading this kekeke)
beach dates!!
^ tackling and splashing water at one another at the beachhh
going on picnic dates (me when kekeke)
wearing sun-dresses and your partner absolutely can't get enough of it. ♡
cycling at sunset togetherrrr
dancing around a bonfire <3
laying on their chest while watching the sunriseee (honestly, manifesting this for me n mr. japan in the future)
laying in bed all dayyy together with fans on
going out to get ice-cream at 2 am (this has got to be a love language)
barbecuing / grilling meat togetherrr
when one loves to cuddle and the other hates feeling sticky
unwinding by swimming together at night (tsitp vibes ikik)
"i know the weather is hot, but you're so much hotter, babe" ".... why did you have to be so cringe--"
when they wear tank-tops while doing manly labor and you're just there admiring the sight :)) omw to ask mr. japan to do this and seduce me haha..
accidentally going to a horrendous summer party and finding each other and going, "we gotta get outta this!"
^ "should i fake collapse? u do cpr then lift me, then we'll make it to our car!"
"why won't you hug meee?" "sweetheart, i love you, but you're sweaty and disgusting!!" "ok then join the club, let's be sweaty and disgusting togeth-" *gets smacked on the face by a thrown pillow*
watching movies all night longgg
sprawling on the floor like a starfish in the middle of the living room with all fans at high speed
summer person x winter person- "ahhh i love the sun, my god, look at the sky, it's beautiful-" "*mimics* my god, look at the sky, it's-- my ass. i hate this. ahhh, i hate this."
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jaded-of-mara · 1 year
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