#excessive swearing

[theywhoshantbenamed]

NY: why don’t you shut the fuck up before i slit your throat and watch the honor roll out?

MA: are you threatening me??

NY: no I’m hitting on you flash me a titty bitch

#excessive swearing #swearing cw #violence tw #wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt new york #wttt massachusetts #class of 09

[villainsandvictimsalliance]

"Touya should have known that killing Shouto..."

How old was Touya there? Maybe 6, 7 years old? Let's say he was 8 year old, for the sake of it.

I'm gonna repeat this slowly and gently. Because I swear to God I'm scared of how you all talk about little kids as if they were obligated to be in full understanding of his surroundings and identities.

If you tell me a 8 yrs old jumped out the window because they felt lonely, my instinct is never going to be "he misunderstood his parents, poor them, they couldn't express to the kid how much they loved him, he didn't try to..." IT IS A CHILD.

You brought the baby to this world, the baby has no idea how this world works and have no sense of control because you should be teaching them. Along as they are minors, especially if they're younger than 12 or maybe 13 years old, they are your responsibility. Fully.

Those are not workers you can fire. Those are not barbie dolls you get to dress up but they must behave perfectly or you are gonna send them away. They are humans and you are in charge of raising them, of their safety and education.

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If Enji was too busy with his job to raise a kid let alone four, if something was mentally and physically wrong with Touya AND THE DOCTOR TOLD ENJI IT COULD HAPPEN but Enji was not even there for it, if he knew the source of Touya's distress was his fault for trying to crossbreed Rei like she was some cow to get the prized animal of the festival, that is on him.

If a kid kills another kid with his father gun, I'm not thinking "omg that child", I'm thinking "what the fuck is the father that he 1) show the gun to the kid, 2) taught the kid how to shoot, 3) left the gun unsupervised and the kid unsupervised and 4) decided it was on the kid if he took the gun and decided to kill his brother".

With 8 years old.

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Bnha is fiction and we're talking about s topic that has more to do with the intention of a good storytelling than the rant on this post, but once again I swear you all talk with the confidence of a a system willing to see a child in jail.

At least treat Touya as a fictional character and be done with it, but don't ever again try to argue a kids point of view with me.

#bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #league of villains #lov #Touya Todoroki #Toya todoroki #Dabi #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #Shan's bnha opinions #Shan's mha opinions #Swearing #excessive swearing #swearing cw #shoto todoroki #todoroki shouto #todoroki enji #Endeavor #Long post

[fenneky-fox]

HELP FUCK IT HAPPENED I CANT SPEAK

MY VOICE

ITS

its… its gone. my human voice. i just. growl. and fucking. fennekin noises. pokespeech.

fuck fuck FUCK why couldn’t i be one of the ones that got both? why do i.. fucking…

that was the only good thing i ever had. a pretty voice. now i’m just.. nothing

#mental breakdown cw #excessive swearing

[ball-of-catgirl]

every time a content creator unironically does things like jangle keys or have a picture-in-picture of subway surfers or family guy, it has the opposite effect: it gives me the overwhelming urge to leave the nastiest comment possible and then navigate away from the video immediately.

i vehemently fucking despise this viewer-patronizing unfunny bullshit humor so fucking much. i want every content creator who ever does that to swallow a spoonful of burweed seeds. i know that's needlessly cruel of me to say. i don't care. i've seen it like a hundred times now and i am beyond sick of it. i do not give a single fucking damn about your frustration with the nonexistent antihuman entity you call an audience. quit fucking insulting my intelligence, and speak to me like a human fucking being, you corpulent fucking waste of bandwidth. you avaricious construct of materialism. you callous, dehumanizing fuckass.

#196 #r/196 #vent post #excessive swearing #cw torture #subway surfers #family guy #content creator #i know i know “that's rich coming from someone who identifies as non-human” yeah well robots are also disturbed by extraneous sensory input #and when you do something that bothers a cat they will simply fucking claw you. especially if they do not know you.

[justcrafting]

What to do when you have a knowledge of human swears and absolutely nothing to lose

(OCs featured: Stormrunner (they/them) and Delirium (she/her))

Bonuses and transcript under the read more!

Transcript:

[Megatron stands before assembled Decepticons - though the only ones we see properly silhouetted are Delirium, Stormrunner (an Autobot who is kneeling with their hands cuffed behind their back), Shockwave, and Starscream - and gives a long winded speech]

Megatron: Which is why I, Lord-

Stormy, butting in: BITCH.

[Megatron, shocked by the interruption, turns to glare at Delirium and Stormrunner. Delirium attempts to maintain her cool, but is visibly nervous. Stormy, meanwhile is smug. After a moment of silence, Megatron goes back to speaking]

Megatron: As I was saying-

Stormy: CUNT. Megatron, whirling back around, fully enraged: DELIRIUM! SILENCE YOUR PET OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU!

Delirium, visibly more nervous than she was before: Yes, Lord Megatron.

[Stormy still looks smug and absolutely unashamed of themselves. Megatron looks on for a moment, waiting for another act of defiance, before finally turning back around]

Megatron: Now. As. I. Was. Saying.

[He continues rambling. Delirium sags with relief, letting out a sigh. Stormrunner looks at her, that devious smile still on their face. They take another breath, fully preparing to interrupt once more, when Delirium slams her hand over their mouth.]

Delirium, hissing: SHUT. UP!

[Stormy is still smug]

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And now some bonuses:

How Stormy learned human swears (honestly where do you think they learned it)

[Stormrunner and Bumblebee are excitedly chanting human swear words. Optimus, able to hear all of them, is annoyed and unamused]

And my Megatron design!

#my art #comic #transformers #transformers prime #maccadam #megatron #bumblebee #optimus prime #i won't tag shockwave and starscream independently since they're just silhouettes #transformers ocs #delirium #stormrunner #swearing #excessive swearing #oh yeah should also mention that this is my 'prime leads into earthspark' AU

[ask-emoripals]

Cris I have been putting 3000 volt batteries into the ocean. Is this enough to feed the electric eels?

🦈: Electric eel’s are FRESHWATER FISH YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOUR GODDAMN-

[Nope, not writing that. This rant goes on for 5 minutes Btw]

🦈: WORTHLESS NATURE DESTROYING ASS! *Deep breath* Fucking die!

#emori ask blog #ask emori pals #emori au #emori #omori ask blog #omori #omori cris #tw rant #tw swearing #excessive swearing

[sleepy-royal]

Ugh! I fucking HATE people decide that, instead of just making individual, easy to find, ONE-SHOTS, they decide to cram it all into one fucking work and make it so fucking complicated. Why the fuck do people think that's a good idea?

"Let's just put a billion and one stories that don't go together into one work where each CHAPTER will need ITS OWN SET OF TAGS instead of making them their own fic! That's an amazing idea!" /s –_–

Fuck! I want to read shit without having to score through several fucking collection fics that have a billion fandoms and a billion tags which DON'T GO TOGETHER!!!

This goes for solo fandom fics too. Just make a series, for fucks sake!

Unless it goes together, DON'T MAKE A FIC WHERE EACH CHAPTER IS IT'S OWN FANFIC THAT NEEDS ITS OWN TAGS!

#sorry for the rant #rant post #rant #fandom rant #fandom critique #fandom #fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic rant #tw swearing #excessive swearing #tw: swearing #swearing #swearing cw #personal rant #fanfiction rant #yes im pissed off

[brokeclothingaddict]

#funny #funny content #funny quotes #funnyshit #fuck you #fuck everything #fuck everyone #fuck everybody #fuck it #snarky #tshirt #funny shirt #t shirt #humor #dark humor #current mood #it’s true #relatable #cuss words #excessive swearing #small business #small shop #check it ouuuut

[princessfaeron]

motherfucking crowned doomer bullshit never in the right place for my attacks boss MAGALOR WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A DIAGONAL ATTACK YOU DUMBASS WIZARD

#kirby's return to dreamland deluxe #magalor epilogue #kirby spoilers #excessive swearing

[itisaterriblelove]

TYLER ISABELLA MCCLAIN. She was wearing some jeans that made her ass look perfect and an oversized hoodie that screamed she didn’t really care whether she looked hot or not. This girl was my walking wet dream—From the way she moved, to the sound of her voice, the shape of her body, the taste of her lips. Everything about her was coming up perfect and it was really throwing me off my game. 

Usually at this state in a relationship, I was finding those little imperfections that spoke to me about why being single was better. Which made me seem like a complete asshole, I fucking realize, but the truth was that I had never had a bad break-up in my entire life. So that had to count for something. 

Every single one of my exes was still my friend, at least on some level, and it wasn’t even weird. I sure as shit wasn’t spending my Friday nights with them, but hey, I wouldn’t duck and run if we ran into each other on the street either. 

Still, though, Tyler outclassed my exes by about a thousand miles. There was just something about her that left me a little bit breathless. And, yeah, okay, that worried the shit out of me. But I was trying to take it in stride.

I plopped down into the chair beside her and rested my elbows on the round table in front of us with a sigh. “Please tell me you come bearing Government notes?” I shot a pleading grin at her, then leaned over to drop a quick kiss on her lips. It was stupid—that kiss part—not because it was weird to kiss my girlfriend. But because I’d done it just to send a message, and I knew it.

Tyler had walked in to the tail-end of a dress rehearsal for the band, and there was some niggling cave-man part of me that wanted Dade and the other guys to know that Tyler was my girl. It became stupider once you knew that Dade was still in high-school and definitely not any competition for Tyler’s affection, and worse because everyone already knew we were dating. But I had seen the way that the drummer could sometimes look at her. And, hell, I couldn’t say I blamed him. But still.

I had never been the jealous, territorial type in my entire fucking life. For some reason being with Tyler was starting to bring it out in me.

Or maybe there was some merit to the idea that people got crazier as they aged. Who fucking knew.

“Like I would leave you stranded.” She shot a smile at me that practically made me feel lightheaded. Damn but this girl was beautiful.

Tyler pulled up her messenger bag and flipped it open, searching through for her notes. They were color-coded and easy to follow, which made understanding what the hell was going on a hundred times easier than the textbook.

“You’re my lifesaver! You know that, right?” I almost kissed her again, but I reigned in the urge at the last second. I really did need those damn Government notes. I’d skipped the lecture to make rehearsal, and I already wasn’t doing so hot in that class.

It was the only class that Tyler and I shared, because she was an underclassman and I was an underachiever. It was also how we’d met. I’d sat next to her—for obvious reasons—and she’d taken pity on me once she saw how much I seemed to hate it; after that we became study partners.

Okay, maybe I had ulterior motives from the beginning but she doesn’t have to know that. She really was helping me pass the class. And that was something I definitely needed if my parents were going to continue to float my ass through college and pay my rent for me.

I recognized I was living a spoiled kid’s dream life, and I embraced it for what it was. One day R!OT would have a record deal and I’d be a famous guitarist, living off of a tour bus, and seeing the world. Shit, every asshole who could strum a guitar in the world probably thought the exact same thing. But this band was the real deal and, honestly, it was only a matter of time with us. We all knew that.

A matter of time and my baby brother finishing his business degree so he could properly manage us. Adam was only about a year out from that goal and making it all happen, and then my life could really begin. I was counting down the days on my calendar.

Until then I planned to milk this college thing for all it was worth with my General Education major and my mediocre grades. I was only mildly fucking ashamed of this, and only sometimes. Every other day of the week it was just something that I shrugged at. Garrett and Amy—my parents—had tolerated my rock-star ambitions only so far, and then they’d made me promise to try the college thing before making up my mind. 

I loved them, but they just didn’t fucking understand.

Tyler grinned at me as I flipped through the two pages of her handwritten notes, skimming over her neat handwriting. “Thank you, Ty.” I shook my head at her to emphasize how much I meant it, and she shrugged like it was no big deal. “How was your day?”

She grabbed her coffee and sipped from the cup, hesitating before she answered. Which told me more about her day than anything else. “It was fine.” She tried to smile but it didn’t quite meet her eyes, so I knew something was up.

“Uh-huh.” I wasn’t really one to press a point, especially if someone seemed not to want to talk about something. But I’d had more than enough girlfriends in my lifetime to know that wasn’t always the right move. Most of the girls I’d dated in the past liked to have information pried from them, with a lot of questions and prodding and shit. Tyler wasn’t one of those girls, though. She wasn’t anything like that. So I deliberated for a moment before deciding that I genuinely wanted to know.

If something was bothering her then I wanted to hear about it.

“What does fine mean? Looks like you’ve got something on your mind.”

She smiled again, but this one was better. A lot less forced. “Yeah.” She put her coffee on the table and leaned back in her chair, stretching. “I got partnered with this asshole for a Biology project. So I’m not too thrilled about that.”

I wasn’t a rescuing damsels, macho kind-of guy… So it took me by surprise when my first instinct was to feel a little ruffled on her behalf. But, shit, honestly I’d never heard Tyler complaining about anyone before. She was so easy-going, so completely uncomplicated. Very live and let live. So this was new.

I must have had some kind of expression on my face because she quickly amended. “It’s nothing I can’t handle.” And then she shrugged, so I figured she probably didn’t want to delve into details about it.

“That sucks, baby.” I commiserated, because one of my exes—Jamie Lynn—had told me that sometimes a girl just wanted to be heard. Whatever the fuck that meant. “So did you hear any of the set?” I tactfully changed the subject. “How’d we sound?” 

“Yeah, I did,” she grinned, adjusting her messenger bag and dropping it back to the floor at her feet. “You guys sound amazing. I’ll be the first in line to get my CD signed, knocking fangirls out of the way so I can get to Aidan.” She chuckled and I shot her a glare, my mouth dropping open at her teasing.

“Hey, now.” I clutched at my chest in mock-pain. Aidan was the lead guitarist, my roommate Clay was bass, and I filled in the gaps. “That hurts, girl.” 

Tyler chuckled. “I meant Cressida. You know, since she’s got the best hair and all.”

It was a running argument in the band over who had the best hair… One that Tyler damn well knew about. And it was definitely me, by the fucking way. My hair was this awesome sandy blonde storm that curled when it was long and waved when it was short, and was fucking softer than a teddy bear’s. So fuck you. But yeah…

I shook my head at Tyler and blew out a slow breath. “We might have to break up.” 

Cressida’s hair was always dyed a new color every time I looked at her, and it was all right, but it wasn’t as cool as mine. She liked to roll tape on her microphone that matched her hair color, and I thought that was just showing the fuck off. But whatever.

Tyler laughed harder and leaned over to wrap her arms around my neck. She tried to kiss me but I dodged, fighting back a smile, so she just peppered my face instead.

Damn but this girl was cute, and I could not stop noticing it for the fucking life of me.

#my art #pleasant valley girls #forever girl #fg ch02 #gavin x tyler #my writing #okay from sketch to lined to color... #takes a stupid amount of time #so #this gon be slow #oh #also #excessive swearing #bc it's gavin #so there's that

[lmanburg-letter-service]

Dear Technoblade,

Hello techno. It is me, Tommy, the awesomest coolest dead guy you know, here for a very serious message. 

That's right, we're getting serious today boys, you better brace yourself.

This letter just might break your heart, or maybe it will fix you. It is very seirous and you better make sure you're ready for that action before you even look at it. 

In fact, I think you should really reconsider reading this unless your state of mind is perfect, because otherwise it might destroy you emotionally, mentally, and also explode your dick clean off.

And I’m serious man, I’m using my good ink and paper on this letter, this computer has gotta be at least 300 big v bucks more expensive than any shitty old paper you have, thats how you know I’m serious, I’ve put some serious investment into this man, I’ve bought a whole ass computer just to get this to you, this is a seriously emotional and important thing that I really need to tell you.

Are you ready for this? You're not ready for this. You are going to want to mail me all of your possessions once you finish this letter, so I beg you to be of sound mind when you read this so you don't consider chopping your tail off and sending it too because you are so Moved.

This is about to get serious, and I'm Serious, seriously serious. Get ready. Are you fucking ready. 

I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna start the letter, stop now, run away if you aren't ready, get outta here, come back when you're a real man. 

Alright. Here we go. We're going. We're going right now, like right now, we're going, let's go. Now. 

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Sincerely,

TommyInnit

[Letter Sent!]

#to: techno #from: tommy #dsmp kin #tommy kin #kin tags editable upon request #Mod Archive #excessive swearing #you really did go absolutely mad with this one bossman /lh /aff #ask to tag

[squidcourse]

so what are some good system servers that arent like publicly on disboard cause those always get raided. even public ones on tumblr arent that bad w raiding .

I'm not in a lot of system server tbh other than this one which isn't super active. Most of the servers I am on have PluralKit and are accepting of systems, but I'm in a lot more transgender or agere focused servers than system servers.

Also yeah, some servers are just so awful with raids cause a lot of people don't seem to understand how discord works. It is fine if you're just with your friends or whatever, that is one thing. However you basically have to set up some kind of verification system if you have a publicly available way for people to join.

I cannot count the number of times that I have joined a server with the worst possible layout and then seen it get raided. At some point, I just right off the bat go to the suggestions channel (or general if they don't have anywhere to suggest stuff) and point out various things that gotta be updated and how to fix that. I cannot count how many times people have given me admin perms and I just set up or fixed the server. Even if I don't stay on it, I'll usually just fix it up so that there's not raids.

First of all, there is ability to mention all roles. For some reason, Discord usually has this enabled as default, and when you create new roles usually, all new roles copy default permissions. So before you create roles, you have to disable that so that you don't have spammers pinging everyone.

Then, you don't want new users to have access to all channels immediately. The best way to do this is to have all categories and channels set so that you cannot view those channels unless you have a certain role (most people just call it 'verified' but you can call it whatever). The only channels that should be visible without a role is like a channel explaining the rules, or a channel where users can get verified. That is it. Users who have not joined don't need access to anything else (unless you have some other channels with other like informational content, but as always, remember to be able to disable send message perms in channels where its just for reference such as rules or announcements or a role selection channel).

Usually for verification, people will have some questions available to be answered. Doesn't have to be too complicated. A troll will usually not bother to answer the questions, or if they do answer the questions, they will give bad answers. (For example, I run some trans-only servers, and sometimes people will join and not seem to understand what the term means. Occasionally, it is someone who is just confused, but usually if you ask them to clarify, the person with the weird answers is going to end up being a troll. There is some nuance to it but after a while on discord, you start to notice patterns in how trolls will act which is its whole other can of worms. At bare minimum, keep an extra eye on newly-created accounts.)

If you have a channel where you can select roles (this would be done through a bot, but I'm not here to explain every individual bot you can use on Discord that can be used for members to select roles without admin perms) make sure that if unverified users can access it, they cannot select roles which give them permission to see and/or type in other channels. Either put those roles in another channel (like a #more-roles channel or whatever) or go configure the bot that you are using so that you cannot select those roles unless you have the "verified" role. Most bots have a way you can do this. A lot of servers put venting channels behind a role for people who don't want to see it, but make it so that unverified users can access those channels. Bad idea. Trolls will often select as many roles as possible and just click on all those emojis. This is both just to be annoying and just in case any of those roles unlock a channel for them to spam before anyone notices. The worst is if those are sensitive channels, so make sure you have it set it up properly. Also, keep an eye on users who have a lot of conflicting roles. A lot of servers have role options for like "you can dm me" or "ask to dm me" or "do not dm me" so people can select their preferences, and if you see someone who is not yet verified with all of them, usually that ends up being a troll. Or just someone confused by Discord. Its not 100% a way to tell, but its like a symptom. Is this person coughing from a bong hit or covid? Gotta check the temperature and see what else happens.

Ok what else is there. Lemmie see what I got so far.

Disable the ability for anyone but the mods to mention @ everyone

Restrict "see channel" and "send message" permissions as appropriate

Set up some kind of verification with simple questions relevant to the server (ex. where did you find the server? why are you joining? how old are you? are you part of x that is exclusive to the community this server is creating? whatever)

Be careful with role selection abilities.

Oh yeah, if you are using PluralKit on your server or have it available, the @ everyone permission has to have the ability to use external emotes enabled cause otherwise PluralKit users with nitro will not be able to use nitro when they proxy, even if @ verified is able to do so.

I would recommend using some kind of ticket bot for moderation if you're gonna have a big server. Its not that hard to set up, you just use the dashboard. Also a bot that logs various stuff so you can have that for reference. Just make those channels for logging mods-only and mute them until you need them. And something for automoderation and roles and shit or whatever.

Plus when you make your categories, don't name them something too stupid. You want people do find them. Don't use fucking aesthetic symbols as category names cause then you can't find shit. If you have emojis, fucking name them something. If you got your emojis off of emojis.gg or whatever, I swear if you do not rename them, and your server has a bunch of emojis with random numbers in the name, that is so annoying that will never not annoy me please stop with that. Keep it screenreader friendly or at least helpful to navigate.

I'm not currently on any servers that get raided cause I mostly have my own servers and I don't stay on servers without some kind of verification system cause that's a headache to deal with. Like just set up verification, I don't want my phone blown up by some default profile troll spamming slurs and pinging everyone. A lot of my servers I'm just on for emojis cause I'm a nitro slut.

Anyways I hope that was helpful or something.

#🍪 ask response #🍪🍃 inspired words #anon ask #discord #discord server #discord verification system #discord stuff #system discord #there is a link to a discord server in there so that's something lol #its not super dead but like its system focused and not very active #im more active on like some trans servers and an adult only agere server for trans people #that last one is probably the most active one currently idk #endos dni #dissociative discord #idk what to tag this but whatever #how to use discord #long post #excessive cursing #excessive swearing

[thigh-o-saur]

"J-Jude Please.... I need it faster...PLEASE!” Carden’s moans echoed around their bedroom as Jude’s fingers slowly went in and out of cardans rosy hole. Jude smiled at her husbands soggy cock and reached out, slowly stroking the top just barely enough to be called a tease. “If your going to fuck me do it faster!” Cardans voice shouted . “how can such a naughty boy like you beg for me for your own pleasure?” Jude slurred her words in such a manner that Cardan’s ass seemed to relax. Unfortunately for him Jude was just started. She was a hard one to please, and when you were tied up unable to pleasure her, much less yourself, any pleasure you would have liked to received at the start of the heated game would be gone. “Bunny~ if you keep screaming like that the whole castle may awake... that would be troublesome wouldn't it?” she said as her free hand caressed his reddening arse. then...SMACK! Cardan screamed in shock mixed with something close enough to lust and raised his arse even higher for his master. Jude roughly took out her fingers, not caring if her nails scratched the insides of his slutty hole. She knelt there with a belt that contained beautiful rubies implanted on top of it. “I need to punish you. If you cant even control you humiliating cock from dripping with pre cum then how can you expect to penetrate me?” Cardan shuddered and let out another girly scream as the belt came into contact with his royal arse. It wasn't long before his arse looked like something close enough to a rebellious animal being punished by their master. "Cardan... I'm feeling rather nice today so I'm giving you one more chance before I turn you into my real pet... So, try begging for me again." Jude whispered into his ear. "B-but... Jude.... I just- AHH~ It hurts!! W-what was that..." Jude sneered at her littles pet cock wetting his bed that would cost more than all her belongings put together. "What a snarly bitch. You didn't like what I stuck in your tight fucking arse? Do you want me to... Pull it out? One word Cardan. One word and I'll relieve you of the pain your in and we can go back to normal. No more playing around just business. What do you say?" Cardan turned his head to try and catch a glimpse of what Jude had used against him this time. But then SLAP! Jude hit Cardan against his cheek so hard you could see her hand print. " When did I say you could look? I asked you a question and you will answer before anything else. How hard is that to understand you whore? I should have put you in your place long ago. If I had known you had been such a cock-sucking masochistic prince I would have taken that to my advantage. Fucking your royal pussy In front of your loyal subjects. I'm sure they would go help you if they weren't too busy jerking off to your girly moans." Cardan shuddered at her words with images slowly forming in his broken mind. Before Cardan could reply to her idea his cock twitched and his ass dropped onto her lap in surprise. "Ooo what do we have here~ . Everyone's beloved little princes hole got even tighter now... What a slut." Jude spat the last words out of her mouth like they were poison to her, but for the little pet, it was something that would give him shivers up his spine.

He was close. Jude didn't need to even use her hands, she knew every part of cardans body. “So .Is the little bitch going to beg or are we going to finish some paperwork instead? Choose wisely cock-sucker.” Jude smirked as she watched Cardans body pause at her question and it looked like he was actually considering the question, but Jude knew his answer anyway. Anyone could tell by the way his cock was dripping. "P-please fuck me... M-mommy..." Jude smiled. And so she thrusted a dildo back in. It was truly a beautiful sight. The dildo was quite the sight of. A nice mint green made with bulging veins . Not to mention it was one of the biggest toys they owned. A 12 inch dick for her little bitch. What a good fit. She relaxed as she let Cardan do all the work, jumping up and down on the dildo himself. Cardans countless moans escaped their chambers to the whole castle to hear. It even reached the servants ears. "What's that noise?" Asked the new maid that arrived yesterday "a newbie huh? Don't worry about it. Its just the king and queen playing with each other. It happens a lot wherever and whenever so get use to it." Said maid no.1 "B-but the king sounds like he's in pain... Shouldn't we help him or something? The queen is known to be merciless... Maybe I should bring a first aid kit for him?" Said the newbie maid "HAHAAHAHAH ! Oh god. You really are stupid you know. Tell me are you in a relationship?" Asked maid no.2 "W-well yeah... " Stuttered the newbie "then who does the main work?" Asked maid no.2 "W-hat do you mean?" Maid no.2 sighed "I mean who is the dominant one in your relationship when you are in bed?" The maid blushed but managed to utter that it was her husband. "Well for the king and queen it is the opposite. The queen is the dominant one. Quite fitting considering how much Cardan can suck up to someone as long as they can make him submit. You should have seen him at the last ball with the queen. He was sitting on her lap and rubbing down so hard! Not to mention she was wearing shorts with a strap on on.He was so horny everyone could see his cock through his cloths but he didn't even care! but the queen wouldn't allow him to sit on it so all he could do was pleasure himself by rubbing his ass on it. It was hilarious to watch honestly. And it also revealed who fancies who~ you see the ball was themed on showing as much skin without revealing all of it. You could easily see who was getting hard or wet while watching the king. Actually most of the nobles were horny." The newbie looked shocked and didn't hesitate any longer to run away in a flush.

Back in the bedroom

Cardan was ties up with pretty green ropes and a neon pink but plug in his ass, his eyes were blindfolded and his dick was tightly tied up separately so Jude can pull it like a collar. "Hmmmm we're missing something... What is it?" Murmured Jude "Oh! I know..." There was some rustling but it wasn't soon after that Cardan found himself wearing a girls lingerie. It was a cute black laced panties and the bra was the same but the reason why this one stood out was because the back of the panties where the ass will be shown and the bra where the nipples would be there would be a hole so you could see everything if your partner was walking, kneeling or anything really. The pink but plug also had a cute little pigs tail on it. Not to mention Cardan also had a little black chocker which came as a deal with the lingerie which had a bell on so the owner would now wherever they were. Honestly, Jude spoiled him too much. She untied his blindfold and the rope which left a cute bruise around his body. "Cardan,baby, do you like your surprise? I especially bought it for you~ . Oh wait, I forgot the gag was still on. Oh well it's easier access. Now.. shall we go for a walk and get some exercise?" Cardan's eyes widened in horror as he new the nobles would be around and there were many maids which were working but of course Jude didn't mind because they were all under her thumb. Not to mention she lets them play with him however they desire. "MMNngnnmMN MMOOGNNnmN!!" ( No, I'm begging you mummy please not!!) . SLAP! Jude hit him right across his ass as he tried to scream in pain "it's not your choice so hush and wiggle your tail for me" Cardans eyes watered but shook his ass to make the pig tail wiggle. Jude laughed aloud to the scene. It was truly a sight. Jude grabbed hold of the rope tied tightly to his dick and pulled at it with force. He screamed in pain but crawled to her to try ease the force. This was soon happening as they were walking through the palace corridors. Cardan knew whoever they spot first would get to fuck Cardan senseless and leave his used body for the others but his body was a bit too sensitive after all the hitting and whipping.

He crawled on his hands and knees trying to match the pace Jude was walking at but that was hard considering his body was trembling with pain but its not like he would ask her to stop abusing him like that anyway. He enjoyed it too much.

They had almost walked across the whole palace and that meant that they could go back to their room and have some real fun in bed but of course nothing went to plan.

Maid.1 "O-oh... Miss... Sir? " Jude laughed and said there was no need to call him sir because he was just a horny pig that doesn't deserve respect. "Am I the first person today miss?" Asked the maid slowly rubbing her thighs together Jude hummed in answer and the maid knew what that meant.

"ass up, pig"

Cardan gulped but done as he was told. He wasn't in the position to argue. The maid lifted her skirt to reveal a good sized dildo that was textured in bumps and warts and veins and spikes. Cardan visibly shuddered but that didn't stop his dick from hardening.

She pulled out the pig tail excruciatingly slow and slowly pushed it in and out again until cardans body seemed to relax a bit thanks to the slow pace that almost lulled him to sleep.

And then... SQUELCH!! She stuffed the dick right in surprising cardan as he tried to scream in some sort of pain.

#jude x cardan #spicy #excessive swearing #male sub

[flawney]

Yarpen Zigrin for @thepassifloradiscord 's Character Roulette challenge! I spun cranky, swearing dwarf 💕

#Yarpen Zigrin #the Witcher #fantasy dwarf #battle axe #excessive swearing #my art #I am unreasonably proud of this beard #curly hair happiness

[thermodynamic-comedian]

sunny or dew, maybe even swiss

you're so god damn fucking right about that shit.

#ha. ha ha. #the band ghost #excessive swearing #nameless ghouls

[thelesbiansuperjesus]

i am making this post to prove to my non-tumblr friend that you really can say anything here.

ahem,

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