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cowgirlcherrie · 8 months

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☆ WISHFUL THINKING. loser! sbf! ellie williams headcanons

♪ 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠…wishful thinking by benee

a/n: here are just some quick head-canons of loser ellie, ellie is best friends with the readers sister, basically like bbf! ellie but girls girl coded dynamic.

warnings/content: 18+ MDNI. a nsfw section. breeding kink. switch!ellie. kissing. petname usage. ellie is so loser…LOL but it intertwines with canon ellie. cursing. dirty talking. finger sucking. edging. mostly toothrotting fluff for the first section

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౨ৎ loser! Ellie owns an obscure amount of graphic tees with silly slogans on them:

“I ♡ HOT MOMS” or “I ♡ MILFS” or “BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN”

** I can’t find the post but one of my mutuals had an exact post of how she would dress…adam sandler core fr

When she gets complimented on them, she does not know how to take a compliment. When you found one of the slogans funny, your hands delicately intertwined with the fabric of her shirt as you tugged the fabric — with your phone hovering over the bolded text to take a picture – Ellie was sweating bullets beneath your touch.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie dismissed you the first time that the two of you met; she moved like a shadow whenever you were around; if you were talking in the kitchen, she would completely walk out of the room and just avoid the area. At first, you thought Ellie stopped coming around and being friends with your sister until you actively caught her turning on her heels and just heads in another direction.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie goes to your college and is a year above you but you didn’t know she was going to JSU (Jackson state university) because you thought she was planning on community, so it was a shocker to see her around campus because she actually would say hi to you or sit and chat if she wasn’t with Dina or Jesse.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie is obsessed with Jurassic Park and owns all of the DVD collections. She even has posters up on the wall that is stills from the movie and ones she was able to find with a deep dive online *cough* Reddit *cough* Facebook marketplace *cough*

Frequently she tried to get your sister into it who gets sick of her asking– but kept on nagging at Ellie to ask you instead, and with many dab pen hits and a quick pep talk in the bathroom, Ellie built up enough courage to ask you to watch it with her.

The two of you bonded over having crushes on Ellie Sattler which was the first time that Ellie realized that you liked girls and she might have a shot with you.

“It’s even better to watch when you’re high because the dinosaurs are all like-…woahh”

౨ৎ loser! Ellie enjoys it’s always sunny in Philadelphia and parks and recreation, and would definitely enjoy emergency intercom or just podcast-y youtube channels

౨ৎ loser! Ellie sucks at eye contact, whenever you start talking to her she rubs at the back of her neck, and looks at her feet, twirling the necklace that’s tucked closely to her skin and her shirt. She just doesn’t stop fidgeting. Her face gets all red but she plays it off that Joel kept on turning the heater on when there was no need for it.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie wears flat-brim vintage hats, especially some with corduroy fabric, and apart from her standard arm tattoo gets silly patchwork ones, like one of a drawing she did for Joel. Has a lot of rings and especially enjoys the spinny ones.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie who collects Savage Starlight comics, as always, is surprised when you tell her you found some copies in the bookstore that was actually going to get thrown away but you bargained with the owner to buy the barrel of the books because you knew she would like to have them. She gets all flustered when she realizes that you were thinking of her and it brings the craziest smile to her fast that you took enough time to remember such minuscule detail about her.

“Do you– uh- do you want me to pay you back?”

౨ৎ loser! Ellie wakes up late all the time when she sleeps over at your house like I’m talking 11-12:30 pm and will walk around the house with messy hair, a large t-shirt and boxers, and dry drool patch on her mouth and down her cheek until she realizes she had been watched for the past few minutes by you who was scared shitless because you didn’t even she spent the night.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie in traditional Ellie fashion uses cursing as a coping mechanism when she gets nervous and doesn’t know what to say:

“I don’t fuckin’ know ask your sister”

“That’s fuckin cute… I guess”

“Oh – Fuck you!”

౨ৎ when your sister started this thing every two weeks where there is a girl’s night, she’d invite Ellie over for a sleepover and the sleepless night would be full of gossip, painting each other’s nails, drinking cheap wine that Ellie got from the gas station down the way — primarily a self-care night, it takes a lot of convincing to get Ellie to join in but once she does, she regrets it slightly. However, she tolerates it because she can use it as an excuse just to see you and learn about what is up with your life or if you started seeing anyone.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie who bitches and cries when she has a facemask on, and is hissing and spewing curses under her breath every few minutes, with a fluffy headband on that is pushing her auburn hair back, begging you to take it off; meanwhile, you are applying a clear coat on her nails because she would complain about any other color but she keeps tensing up.

“Ow! What the fuck is in this…it hurts, take it off! Take it off!”

౨ৎ loser! Ellie when the summertime rolled around, meant she would be spending way more time with you and your sister – eventually, your sister goes to the locksmith and get Ellie her own key. Ellie will be indulging in pool days with you which is a recipe for disaster

She is tripping all over the place, and terribly applied sunscreen on her face which cast a slight ghostly white cast on her face, adding to how stunned she was to see you in a swimsuit, but she couldn’t look away and caught herself wandering her eyes to places she probably shouldn’t have.

Underwater kiss! Underwater kiss!

But she tries to play it off and acts like it never even happened the next day. But when Ellie closed her eyes all she could feel was your wet lips on hers, as the two of you were grabbing at each other and the way for a second time slowed down and all she could feel was the movement of the water and your hands on her skin.

When she applied sunscreen wrong and asks you to fix it for her, gets so embarrassed as you rub your hands over her face to moisturize the sunscreen into her face, but every time she opens her eyes she just sees the view of your boobs in the bikini you are wearing and just squeezes her eyes shut. Visibly pretends to bite her fist when you’re done

౨ৎ loser! Ellie 100% asking strangers on Reddit how to confess for you with crazy ass headlines,

F(22) IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND'S SISTER F(21) ADVICE? If a girl’s arm lingers on you for too long does it mean she likes you? (F) Good pick-up lines that aren’t cringy for gays only…please How much does astrology and birth chart compatibility really matter?

౨ৎ loser! Ellie splits her sandwiches with you and gives you a jacket when you are cold because even though she asks you a million times and you said no each time she asked. She still brings a jacket just for you — and how she would scold you for not bringing one. (all out of love though)

“You fucker! I knew you would be cold, see this is why I said to bring a jacket”

Pretends to be angry but really she was waiting for this moment.

Eventually, you build a collection, having 3 of Ellie’s jackets in your room, which was Ellie’s subtle excuse to be able to talk to you.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie doesn’t hesitate to pick you up from an on-campus party, and her heart shatters when you are crying because you had a shitty night and you don’t want her to tell your sister. Takes you to whatever fast food is open at that hour even if that means she’d have to drive 30 minutes extra just to make you smile.

“Shh…sweetheart terrible nights happen it’s okay”

“Are you hungry?…cuz’ like I’m fuckin hungry” Ellie whispers amidst a thick awkward silence, mentally cringing and wanting to bang her head on the steering wheel as she grips the wheel until her knuckles turn white.

Suddenly becomes good with comforting people when it comes to you, but anyone else – the spinny wheel of death appears above her head as she struggles to formulate a good sentence.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie who hates when you bring up anyone you start talking to or that you are going out with, will sit there with her fist tight and jaw clenched whispering to you:

“There are people who can treat you way better”

And by people she really means herself.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie who set off the fire alarm once by accident because she was hotboxing in her room with Jesse and Dina and almost got a dean’s office summons and tried to blame it on the neighbors next door.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie when Ellie tells your sister that she likes you, your sister makes the most disgusted face at her, but becomes Ellie’s wing-woman and kinda tells Ellie all of your likes and dislikes, which Ellie has a whole page in her journal with facts about you.

“can I have your blessing to uh…date your um, fuck sorry your sister?”

“ellie please shut up I’m gonna throw up”

౨ৎ loser! Ellie has pictures of michael cera as her icons on every form of social media.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie gets flustered easily over indirect kisses, like sharing food or sharing drinks, and suddenly she becomes so hyperaware.

nsfw 𖦹⋆彡🫧꩜♪⋆

౨ৎ When Ellie started having more than just friendly feelings for you…her whole demeanor changed, the tension was so thick it could cut with a sharp knife. Subtle touches suddenly had more meaning and her body felt like someone lit a match with gasoline dripping from her body and set her aflame.

౨ৎ after an accidental confession that leads to the two of you dating, lewd thoughts from the shadow of her brain came after and she couldn’t control it — initially was too embarrassed to tell you and had nights where she would just walk to the bathroom and try her best to get off in the shower but it only got her so far before it wasn’t helping or doing enough and at this point she needed to actually touch you

౨ৎ That time she slept over and was sleeping on your couch, hoodie on her body with the hood up covering her face, blankets falling off of her body giving a full view of her sleep boxer shorts. When you walked by to go grab a drink of water around 3 am you could hear her moaning your name in your sleep.

౨ৎ is one of those people who seem bashful, sparky, and innocent throughout the day but in the sheets is the biggest freak ever, she becomes another level of unholy.

౨ৎ a breeding kink! Definitely owns one of the squirting dildos because she loves to watch the way liquids drip out of you when she’s done, will sit back pulling at your folds with her fingers with the shit-eating grin on her face that reads I did that

“Look at you~” “all fucked out for me” Ellie speaks coly and in between breaths as her head reaches down to put kisses all over your face.

౨ৎ Ellie likes to see how much she can get away with, smacks your ass, pulls you back by your belt loop, sticks her hand way too far up your thigh, moans high pitched in your ear during public settings

౨ৎ falls asleep with her hand on your boobs, god forbid she’s having a nightmare, she starts squeezing them in the midst of it.

౨ৎ makes dick jokes talking about some:

“My pullout game is not weak thank you very much, if that was the case we would have had a lot of children already”

When listening to rap music that goes into heavy description about fucking humps the air sometimes to the lyrics...not elaborating she's hella immature LOL

౨ৎ The minute the two of you go out and one of your friends says how she is a simp and how you have all the control in the situation, Ellie will make sure you know that she indefinitely has the upper hand. It’s like a switch flips in her head she gets so ruthless and so mean, she doesn’t want you to forget it either and fucks you until you can’t think

You will be moaning and clawing at her back as she pounds in a rhythmic motion in and out of you, her mouth would get so filthy, smirking as her fingers rub over your lips as she slips her thumb in for you to suck,

“but …do your friends know that you cry like this under me? that you look so pathetic under me?”

“Who’s in charge again cuz’ I fuckin’ know it’s not you”

“Are you cumming? Oh no you don’t…let me see you” “What if I just stopped right now?”

Likes to edge you, no doubt.

౨ৎ a switch likes to be topped or touched but also likes to be the top

౨ৎ whimpers whenever you touch her like a puppy, her eyes get glassy and her face gets red as she lets out low mewls of your name, and suddenly it’s like you’re an angel hovering over her and your touch is an addictive drug that she never wants to stop having.

౨ৎ Overall just the best girlfriend ever, with a combination of silliness and fun in one, a big ol’ dork that is really just obsessed with you.

taglist

@beforeimdeceased @starologist @destielcore @luvrgalore @ellsss @zahraaziza @emluvselandabs @abbyily @elliestrwbrry @mossc0vered @spacewlf @as2rid @spaceshipellie @lottiematthewsceo @emonopolyman @mikasbby @trulygnomed @machetegirl109 @munsonsfairy

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beforeimdeceased · 8 months

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OBSESSIVE EX ELLABS HEADCANONS!

found this gem in my notes from JULY!! enjoy…

DARK CONTENT ⚠︎

has tabs on you all day everyday. i’m not talking about the regular life360, they had chips installed to track you wherever you are.

shows up every once in a while for much needed angry sex.

you get confused as to why everyone you try to date ghosts you. little do you know, it’s their doing. the second they find out you’re on a date they track the person down and beat the shit out of of them I’M TALKING BLOODY and threaten to come back again for every date you go on.

somehow always have something that they “left” at your house. (been sneaking in and leaving random shit.)

you wake up one morning tied to ur bed but it’s just abs and els with a 50 slide presentation on why u should get back together with them (there’s also a song and dance number) and they make you watch all of it and won’t let u go to work until you give them a maybe or a yes (they already called off for u? they’re just so silly idk)

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seulszn · 2 months

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Tongue Tied

Camp Counselor Ellie x Camp Counselor Reader

Warning; this story will contain, stupid decisions,loser Ellie, gay humor, bratty annoying little kids, mild sexual content, Ow*n, harassment,fights, Straight men.

A/N: this is based off of my first camp leader experience that I recently just got back from so a lot of the stuff is true (like the chants, and other things) and a lot of it is just made up. I also Made Y/N have multiple face claims so you can be able to see yourself or imagine yourself in Y/N.I also got this small idea and layout from my moot @astralnymphh so if you want me to change it let me know

Chapter 1: Welcome to Camp Waskowitz

Chapter 2: Get into the camp spirit./ These kids have Parental issues

Chapter 3: Meet the mean girl

Chapter 4: The Adventures of the Legendary Toe Tickler.

Chapter 5: The 6 Hour Hike

Chapter 6: Who is Smokey the Bear

Chapter 7: The Bear Tracks

Chapter 8: The Music Withdrawals

Chapter 9: The Polar Plunge

Chapter 10: Closing Campfire

[chapters may be subject to change!]

MOODBOARD 1. Meet Your Camp Counselor. Snippet 1. Snippet 2

#ellie williams #abby anderson #the last of us #tlou2 #ellie tlou #ellie williams x you #ellie williams fluff #ellie william x reader #ellie tlou2 #ellie x fem reader #ellie the last of us #ellie x y/n #abby the last of us #abby tlou #seulszn

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mydearsno0py · 7 months

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Rockstar!Ellie Williams head cannons

Rockstar! Ellie who had an song or two for you ( She making an album)

Rockstar! Ellie who writes short song about you when she can’t sleep at night

Rockstar! Ellie who gets you front row so she can blow you kisses and make eye contact with you

Rockstar! Ellie who lets you put her hair up only for it to come undo by her jumping and running around

Rockstar! Ellie who gets you extra of her merch so she can see you wear around ( She goes feral )

Rockstar! Ellie who brings you on stage (or points at you in the crowd ) if you comfortable

Rockstar! Ellie who literally can’t shut up about you in interviews

Rockstar! Ellie who gets matching tattoos with you and makes it into a album cover

Rockstar! Ellie who only goes to bars with you after concerts just in case she gets a little to drunk

Rockstar! Ellie who loves it when you try to learn how to play the guitar for her

Rockstar! Ellie who defends you if her fans say rude comments about you

#Ellie x reader #X reader #Ellie williams #rockstar ellie #Ellie head cannons #the last of us #Ellie William x reader

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pxgeturner · 7 months

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𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔨𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔟𝔶 𝔊𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢 (16+)

there are a list of ten kinks available, go ahead and start requesting! each kinktober piece will have a 1-5 hundred wc. (do not forget that you must abide by blog rules & request rules )

don't just send in some bland ask in go "character with somno" a proper request would be like "virginity loss/first time with sugar daddy!character x r after they just got back from a shopping trip"

since there are only ten slots, request asap!! the list will be completed in no particular order. unless you send in a tip, tips will put your request higher up on the priority list! you can also override a taken slot if you make a request and tip!

followers only (if you're shy, anon is fine, just please only followers)

teratophilia —

virginity/first time —

breeding — p. altman (@inklore)

somnophilia — n. sully (@urvampgf)

size difference —

menophilia — m. o’hara (anon)

double penetration — s. rogers & b. barnes (@amourrs)

daddy kink —

overstim — t. riddle (anon)

free use — j. miller (anon)

tagging mooties:

@amourrs @odairsangel @yellowjaxxx @urvampgf @rottencranberry @inklore @oeyateyam @waitingforteyam @scarleart

#nsfw.giselle #kinktober #kinktober 2023 #kinktober prompts #miguel o’hara x reader #tom riddle x reader #aemond targaryen x reader #kylo ren x reader #geralt of rivia x reader #joker x reader smut #venom x reader #Jim hopper x reader #hopper x reader #ellie william x reader #joel miller x reader #Bucky barnes x reader #miles quaritch x reader #quaritch x reader #Steve rogers x reader

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elliesspliff · 6 months

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Planning on writing my first fic ... however I have so many ideas and am stumped on what kind of fic to write rn .

#ellie williams angst #ellie x y/n #ellie x reader #ellie the last of us #ellie williams #ellie tlou #tlou2 #tlou #ellie x you #ellie william x reader #ellie williams fanfic #dealerellie #toxicellie #loserellie

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unabashednightmarepizza · 1 year

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ೃ⁀➷ The Last Of Us Masterlist

♡= Fluff ♤=Angst □= Lemon/Suggestive ☆= Personal favorite ¤=Headcanons ◇=One-shots ♧:Drabbles

ೃ⁀➷ Joel Miller

A Second Chance( series, ongoing,♡,♤,□)

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑁𝑒𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑏𝑜𝑟, 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑊𝑖𝑓𝑒, 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑃𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒 (series, ongoing, ♡,♤,□)

#joel miller x you #joel miller imagine #joel miller x reader #the last of us x reader #the last of us imagine #ellie williams #ellie william x reader #imagines

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abbyshands · 2 months

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ellie & abby twitter links pt. 2 ♡

18+, minors DNI.

🇵🇸 LINKS | before engaging !!! | m. list | join my tag list!

els <3

♡ ellie feeling on your ass <3

♡ ellie pleasuring her girl

♡ ellie fingering you

♡ grinding w/els

♡ ellie fingering you in her car (hint: skip to 0:44)

♡ choking w/ellie (you!receiving)

♡ sub!ellie riding you

♡ ellie using a dildo on you

♡ ellie rubbing herself on you <3

♡ els caring for you

abs <3

♡ abs’ strap-on

♡ abby getting off to you

♡ eating sub!abby from the back

♡ dom!abby doing dom!abby things <3

♡ rough strap-on sex w/sub!abby

♡ abby’s strap-on (again!)

♡ doctor!abby, coming home to fuck you post work

♡ abby fingering you w/her heavy hands

♡ abby rewarding you w/her dick

♡ possessive!abby fucking you to remind you you’re hers

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sleepyangelkami · 29 days

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smut's fun. have you ever read soul crushing, heart aching, head throbbing comfort that makes your eyes burn out of your head to the point where you just have to crawl into a ball because your inner child feels so safe? haha... yeah smuts fun.

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beforeimdeceased · 8 months

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how would toxic ex ellie react to you coming to get your stuff from her place love ur writing btw

thank u hun! ur the sweetest!

she is not letting you leave. seriously.

usually you have her bring you your stuff but that never ends well so you decided to come get it.

you said you’d make it quick. no more than thirty minutes.

thirty minutes turns into 3 hours.

she’s hid your shit all over her place so it’s hard to find. orders you food and tells you to come eat before it gets cold. in no way is anything she says a question, she’s always telling you to do something.

gets you comfy with your favorite movie (she rented it before you came) and dims her living room lights.

offers you some of her blanket and she’s trying to keep you warm.

softly asks, with a smile, “can i kiss you?” and her voice is so sweet and low and addicting you give in.

the kiss starts off slow with her hands trailing up your shirt.

when she toys with your nipple and you let out a whine she looses it. loves all the little noises you make for her!

sits you on top of her thigh and lets you grind on it while she kisses down your neck .

leaves hickies you’ll regret in the morning.

when you’re close and starting to struggle she’ll grab your hips and guide you. very crudely whispers “you miss this, huh?” in your ear and it sends you over the edge.

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seulszn · 2 months

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Meet Your Camp Counselor

welcome to your First Camp Experience we hope you have a wonderful time but before you do you have to Meet the Counselor’s that will be with you for the next few weeks:

Ellie

Cabin: B4

The Kids wanted to call her Dad (because she sounds and dresses like a boy) but she wanted to be the Cool Aunt.

Cabin Mascot The Newt’s (Ellie named them cause it’s her favorite reptile)

Cabin Chant: Who are we?! We are the Newts, Who are we?! We are the Newts we shoot we score!

Y/N L/N

Cabin: B1

The Kids call her Momma bear

Cabin Mascot Blue Bunnies (Like the Ice-Cream Y/N was thinking about Ice-cream when thinking about the mascot)

Cabin Chant: B1 is where we roam hop, hop, hop to the blue bunnies home

Dina

Cabin: B1

The kids call her Mommy

Cabin Mascot Blue Bunnies (Like the Ice-Cream Y/N thought of it)

Cabin Chant: “B1 is where we roam hop, hop, hop to the blue bunnies home”

Owen

Cabin: D1

The kids call him Dad, at the moment he doesn’t even question them anymore.

Cabin Mascot: Skibidi Toilet (A kid thought of it and started to cry because Owen said it’s not a good mascot he doesn’t even know what a Skibidi Toilet is)

Cabin Chant: D1 is the best rest we have a toilet and a door!

Manny

Cabin: D4

The kids call him grandpa, he doesn’t know why

Cabin Mascot: Lion (it’s his favorite animal)

Cabin Chant: We are the king! What? We are supreme! What? We are the Lions here our scream!

Jesse

Cabin D1

The kids call him Mom, He thinks it’s funny so he doesn’t say anything

Cabin Mascot: Skibidi Toilet (A kid thought of it)

Cabin Chant: D1 is Better then the rest we have a toilet and a door

Abby

Cabin: B2

Kids call her Dad (she doesn’t wanna be called that and tried to tell the kids it ok to have two moms)

Cabin Mascot: Owl (she saw one on the way to camp and thought about having it as their mascot)

Cabin Chant: Who are we?! Who- Who Owls we win, we don’t lose. What?! Who are we?! Who- Who Owls we win, we don’t lose!

Nora

Cabin: B2

Kids call her Mom (she thought it was funny to be mom so she blurted it out that she wanted to be called that)

Cabin Mascot: Owl (Abby thought of it)

Cabin Chant: Who- Who Owls we win, we don’t lose. What?! Who- Who Owls we win, we don’t lose!

Kennedy

Cabin: B4

Kids call her Momma she thinks it’s weird but their 4th, 5th and 6th graders so she doesn’t say anything

Cabin Mascot The Newt’s (Ellie named them)

Cabin Chant: Who are we?! We are the Newts, Who are we?! We are the Newts we shoot we score!

Well we hope you have a great time at camp Waskowitz, if any problems happen please talk with your camp counselor or the camp manager. Don’t forget that this is the camp that changes everything.

#ellie williams #abby anderson #the last of us #tlou2 #ellie tlou #abby anderson x reader #ellie williams x you #ellie william x reader #ellie tlou2 #ellie x fem reader #ellie the last of us #ellie williams x female reader #ellie x y/n #ellie x reader #ellie williams fluff #abby the last of us #abby tlou #seulszn

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mydearsno0py · 4 months

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MASTERLIST

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My real name is Karma but I go by Marcelle or Ves, I’m 19 <3

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RULES

WORKS

That all for now <33

#Kie masterlist #Ellie William x reader #wwe x reader #rhea ripley x reader #x reader #Master list #Spotify

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pxgeturner · 9 months

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also this is so random i think im just having a weird amount of glasses thoughts because i need new ones but i feel like ellie would absolutely adore ur glasses… like you’ll wake up in the morning to her bringing you a very burnt breakfast in bed. but you’re more focused on the way your glasses are not on the bedside table but instead are perched on the edge of her nose?? she literally won’t acknowledge it until you have to take them off her and you end up pulling her down onto the bed and poking her in the side until she finally lets out a devious little giggle (this also works as a distraction for when you dump the weak tea she brought you into a pot plant that’s quickly dying. if your girlfriend keeps making you breakfast in bed you WILL have to buy a new cactus. poor callum is suffering 🌵)

summer movie party! masterlist

no bcz why does she keep wearing your glasses… she’s going to hurt her eyes. and while you think it’s so super sweet that she’s trying to make you breakfast, but a breakfast solely of pure carbon is getting really old. but you keep pushing pasting the sensory ick because you love your ellie. and the tea… you like big mugs of tea but why does she never fill the tea strainer?? it’s like she’s afraid of it or something. she put the tray down at the foot of the bed and crawls in and kisses you. she hands you the mug and smiles into you lips. you place it onto the nightstand to the side. you place your hands softly in her waist. you begin your attack slowly, your fingers dancing. soon enough you have her on her back, and trust as she turns on her side to catch her breath. you have to be quick before she turns back to face you so you pour the fucking boiling water into the soil. you frown, your girlfriend’s weak ass tea killed your cactus. ellie sits up and you steal your glasses back,

“ellie, i’ve said a million times, stop taking my glasses”

she hums.

“and please leave breakfast to me, you can’t cook for shit, babe.”

“but i gotta pull my weight some how, wifey.” those puppy dog eyes kill you, and bring you back to life.

“keep going to work so you can buy me everything i want and need.” you kiss her.

“anything else?” she nips at your jaw

“mopping now and then would be good.”

“yes, ma’am.” she kisses your hand