#dude what the actual fuck

[tunepd]

It's so fucking stupid that Tumblr is the place I've met with the least insane takes

Like people will actually use the word misandry right!

Holy shit the amount of times where "a woman is talking about her issue what a fucking misandrist" I've seen physically pains me.

And the amount of "men are just worst than women" takes.

Why are the sane people the ones who want to fuck the funny undertale skeleton

#misandry #mysogony #dude what the actual fuck

[imnogirlstoy]

So I got up early as fuck to walk to school but I was literally gonna be late anyways because the school is like ten minutes away by foot and it was 7:45 and OH MY GOD it was FREEZING and my SKIN was RED and in the distance I saw my school from the church a cross the street and I noticed that nobody was there. The snow? I guessed, but that was nonsense because we've had school in weather like this before. So... I tried to call the school..

NOBODY ANSWERED!!

So my HAPPY LITTLE ASS tried to WALK TO SCHOOL and I WENT BACK HOME in the freezing ass cold. Only to fine out a few hours later..

SCHOOL WAS DELAYED BY TWO HOURS????

SO BASICALLY IM ABSENT.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS A LOAD OF BULLSHIT BECAUSE THE SCHOOL DIDNT EVEN SEND OUT A FUCKING MESSAGE TO US SAYING THAT SCHOOL WAS DELAYED!?!!? THIS IS BULLSHIT!! SO CAN YOU BLAME ME FOR BEING ABSENT TODAY WHEN THEY DIDNT EVEN SEND OUT A NOTICE SAYING SCHOOL WAS DELAYED?! OH MY GOD IM GOING TO RIP MY HAIR OFF OF MY HEAD WHAT THE ACTUALL SCALLOP

#dude what the actual FUCK #im so tired. What the hell #school sucks dude oh my god

[pukexnxspew]

It's so weird when you think back at the people who used to hit you up when you were younger and the things they would say to you because "they liked and cared about you". Disgusting

#“Wake up and smell the coffee” #Dude I was 17 and depressed da fuck you mean #“You're like a baby playing in it's own shit” #Dude what the actual fuck #It was always the people who were way too old #to be hitting up a 17-18 year old girl #Freaks

[wildflowercryptid]

the kalosian worms are quickly eating away at my brain, folks.

#enjoy my shitpost doodles i'll do more serious ones later #mjv!calem is so funny to me i want to study him in a lab #the most fucked up lil dude in all of kalos he's so god damn haunted #just girly things : when an evil ecofascist ceo tricks you into almost killing your friends by brainwashing you <3 #i actually need to talk about what happens in mjv!xy instead of just dropping wild out of context jokes about plot points aksflj #pokemon #pokemon xy #pkmn xy #pokemon serena #trainer serena #pokemon az #trainer az #pokemon calem #trainer calem #rival calem #pokemon shauna #rival shauna #pokemon emma #trainer emma #hc : (pkmn) mjverse #chara : serena vidal #chara : zephyrathes '' az '' vidal #<- fucked up in that hc post and forgot to write out his full first name oops #chara : calem durant #chara : shauna bellamy #chara : emma khalil #🎨 : mj draws #tw explosion

[blindbisexualgoose]

That moment when you’ve stayed up until 3 am and just read the most earth shattering, heartbreaking, sob worthy chapter of a fanfic and have to wake up in a few hours and do things and carry on like your entire fucking worldview hasn’t been reshaped by a stranger’s writing about two fictional gay dudes

#this IS targeted #because what the fuck do you mean your first language isn’t english but you just brought me to tears #fanfiction #fanfic #heartbreaking #i’m actually never gonna recover #authors #fanfic authors #zukka #the art of burning #forged in fire #carved in rock #reborn in water #taob #atyd #all the young dudes #wolfstar

[pxrxmoore]

mf lookin at eddie like This and y’all expect me to believe buddie isn’t canon??? yeah, ok x

#what the actual fuck every time this scene just punches me in the face #buddie #evan buckley #buck buckley #evan buck buckely #911 #eddie diaz #feeling sick to my stomach #bp #how many names this dude have pls

[pencildragons]

still insanely funny to me that ortus nigenad has canonically written 18 volumes of epic poetry about a bodyguard who was, in fact, Just Some Guy, and regularly quotes himself out loud in conversations on the regular. man had to die at the start of gtn because he was too fucking powerful to live

#ive been sitting here for like. a solid five fucking minutes trying to come up with a good comparison irl and i Cannot #like imagine if your bodyguard wrote what is basically a huge love song to your great great x10 grandparent's bodyguard and then #he just kept quoting himself in conversations #and then in the weird heaven afterlife you're using as the backdrop of a hallucinated memory sequence to justify the brain surgery you gave #yourself so you could forget the most important person in your life bc she killed herself for you #and you Cannot Conceive Of A Universe Without Her In It #and the dude the bodyguard wrote love songs about in question turns up and is like 'well i was kinda average actually #but thanks to the power of YOUR love songs i can now bend the rules of this liminal space to my will and beat this eldritch monster' #like dude what the fuck #ortus nigenad #harrowhark nonagesimus #tlt #tlt spoilers #htn spoilers #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #griddlehark #it wasnt in the post but i had griddlehark Feelings in the tags so #words of wyrm

[inkskinned]

am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.

you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?

okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.

but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.

i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.

and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?

#spilled ink #warm up #writeblr #she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face #but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me #while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning #while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep #and then she was like - ur just like my abuser #bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights #and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child #i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off #like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend #pushed me down in the fucking hallway #but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced #bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster'' #but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE #i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do'' #babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him' #that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED #godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic #i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.

[tennis-shenanigans]

okay but has lewis witnessed ANYTHING that happened with Ferrari in the last couple of seasons???!??? like at ALL?!?!?!??

#my dude what the actual fucking fuck #if this turns out to be the world's most elaborate hoax I'd believe it #jumping from one sinking ship to another doesn't exactly help you stay afloat???? #WHAT IS HAPPENING #and what about carlos???? #lewis hamilton #f1 #formula 1 #ferrari #mercedes #charles leclerc #carlos sainz

[itscherryterry-again]

if your toxic yuri isnt toxicyuri-ing to your tastes, store bought works just fine

#day 1 of drawing whatever the FUCK i want 🦅🦅🦅‼️🦅‼️🚨🦅‼️ #qi qingqi #madam meiyin #yuh yuh yuh #mxtx #scumbag system #i was trying to explain this to my friend #and i was like... mingling milfs dude. what dont you get..... #(thats a lie. this ship lacks the raw bratiness hualing brings to all her ships. i do imagine these two hating each other even Harder. mrow) #svsss #scum villian self saving system #does this actually have a name.... it came to me in a dream #qimei..... qingyin...

[lordbucketofthecaribbean]

X-Men people how are we doing

I personally am not ok.

#xmen 97 #xmen #magneto #erik lensherr #jean grey #cyclops #scott summers #bishop xmen #ororo munroe #storm #gambit xmen #remy lebeau #logan howlett #wolverine #rogue xmen #anne marie #morph xmen #those episodes were so good #but #what the actual fuck #erik #ROGUE IS TOO FRIKEN YOUNG FOR YOU AAAAAAAAA #WHAT THE SHIP #DUDE #WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU #everyone else was awesome though #I don’t know how I’ll manage to wait a whole week #cherik is so happening btw #cherik

[sorrelpaws]

no offense but i genuinely fear that their potential dynamic will go severely underutilized

#rick and morty #morty smith #prime rick #my biggest fear continues to be 'morty gets kidnapped by prime to bait c137' #because i think it could just. be so much more neat if morty and prime actually formed some kind of relationship independently. good OR bad #like idk imagine if morty is coaxed to join primes side out of some misguided attempt to protect his family #would sure be fitting for a character that clearly values his family and their safety idk!!! #and like. god imagine what morty mighjt think of prime #like he currently only has rick's perspective of prime. and obviously whether he wants to or not he sort of Has to rely on what rick says #idk imagine morty meets prime and hes like damn this dude is pretty cool. whether its because prime is putting on a deliberate act #or morty just Genuinely Thinks he's cool #ohhhhhhh imagine this is how they bring the morty mindwipe thing back. #prime would b like 'did you know c137 left the parts of you that disagree with him in a video game? isnt that fucked up morty' #theres just so much TO DOOO and im so terrified of NONE of this happening #bcs the writers seem to be physically incapable of prioritizing anyone but rick #LIKE GOD PLEASEEEE i know they only care abt the redditor audience BUT PLEASE do something ANYTHING with morty im about to start crying #went on a little rant lol sorry. can you tell i really like morty.

[wannabemylover]

rewatching the first episode of Hannibal and holy shit I forgot how good this is but it's actually insane that Brian fuller set up the ep like this, he introduces will and Hannibal by first briefly showing them at their core, at the darkest, most vile part of them---we get a glimpse behind the curtain---and then its gone, the curtain is snapped shut and we see their masks, their human suits.

Will empathizes with killers because he likes it, and he wants to kill but he refuses to give into the urge because he knows how much he'll like it and he won't be able to stop. So he lives vicariously through other killers, satisfying his own dark urge by feeding it little morsels of secondhand blood lust. Every crime scene he works gives the urge something that satisfies it, not enough for it to grow, but enough for it be sate. Enough that he can ignore it for long enough that he can walk around and be Professor Will Graham who is Weird, Brash, and Non-sociable.

And Hannibal is a cannibal at night and a psychiatrist by morning.

#hannibal #hannigram #hanniblogging #hannigram brainrot is real #also ive watched the entirety of hannibal like four times and everytime i watch it i still find stuff to lose my mind over #brian fuller the brain that you have #winston my beloved #also plzzzz the way hannibal was just gonna kill jack with like no hesitation #AND the way hannibal was fucking smitten from the moment he spoke to will #like wills all like i hate eye contract its distracting as hell and hannibal is just looking at him like 😍😍😍 #plss you are embarrassing yourself #also question #when will was like how do you see me and hannibal said that shit about the mongoose and the snakes and will just looks at him like ???? #do yall think he was confused because he was genuinely like dude what the actual fuck are you saying #or because he understood it #and the woman at hobbs' work being like two guys from the fbi #and neither of them are technically from the fbi #just two insane dudes having a first date by larping an active fbi investigation #omg and when will shoots hobbs he realizes that oh fuck this is my chance this is my chance to kill and finally satisfy that dark urge #so after he shoots him once he just keeps shooting shooting shooting till its impossible for hobbs to survive for hobbs to be dead #till it was will that killed him

[thetarttfuldickhead]

I think there’s a lot of unmined potential in Jamie being conditioned to prick out when he’s flipped off, ‘cause if the team’s doing the rounds some late night after a win and some random dude decides to give Jamie the finger then—

#roy is woken up in the middle of the night #furious bc he was getting some sleep in as jamie had the morning after off #EXCEPT NOW HE’S AWAKE BC OF JAMIE ALL THE SAME #keeley has to run media interference and damage control #it’s a mess but jamie refuses to feel bad #bc he was given the fucking signal wasn’t he and so what if the dude didn’t know what he was doing #isaac somewhat surprisingly supports this stance #and sam murmurs – just a little guiltily – to moe #‘it’s actually quite funny when he’s being rude to other people isn’t it’? #let jamie be a chaotic prick sometimes #jamie tartt #my stuff #tramsbyxa

[honeypleasejustkillme]

my life keeps getting SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE every motherfucking day i walk on this earth.. what the ACTUAL fuck

#i’m so mf pissed dude #my life is going down the shithole #at a rapid fuckin pace #what the actual everloving fuck

[betterthanbatman1]

Going to marry Jorge Jimenez’s Jason Todd

#He’s so fucking beautiful I don’t know what to say #The last picture- I’m actually in love #Why is a comic book character so pretty aghhh #This is not fair #Him being roughed up in the last one #Like he still looks so pretty #HOW #Dude your nose is actively bleeding how do you still look so pretty #His arms on his knees like that- #-he’s in his slutty era #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #dc #dc comics