boa catstrictor
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Bird and horse
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Remember when Ursula K. Le Guin called JK Rowling a nasty basic bitch back in like, 2004? We should have listened
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these are the best cards on the planet and no one can tell me otherwise
(etsy)
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I had a nightmare about marketing ghost punch sooooo
Buy my book! Review it!
It’s really good I promise!!
It has a Victorian era amnesiac ghost and spoilers but do you like rat kings. Do you. Just keep reading
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*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*
Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"
My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."
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3 am bonding
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@everything-under-ctrl
This has been in my head for weeks i couldnt let go of it
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I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them
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the world is a better place with trans women in it
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To quote Bernie, "I am once again asking for your financial assistance." 🥲
I just need to cover this overdraft (middle of the month bills really kicked my ass this month) 🥲
$0/$212
PP: corypheus
Don't tag please!
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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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almost every story can be improved by having a bitchy evil teenage girl in it
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I hate that “my friendship ended with ____. Now _____ is my new best friend.” LIKE NO!!!!! I WILL ALWAYS LOVE AND CHERISH MY FRIENDS THEY HOLD SUCH A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART!!!! *physically throws everything in the room with mind*
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I wonder how often team Preservation think about SecUnit's look of abject horror at the idea of having to spend more time with them, back in the first book.
You're a group of nice scientists who want generally to do the right thing. Over 20 days most of you grow to think of the spy drone amazon sent you as a useless appliance that exists to record you fucking and shoot things (what's it even going to shoot, some cute alien deer for straying too close to the hab? Pin-Lee, for leaving dirty mugs in the sink? please.)
Then in one single day it proves that, yes, you did need it to shoot stuff, and also it's literally a full person you've never even tried talking to, and also that you're about 20 days too late to start treating it with respect and also that, even if you start doing that right now, it doesn't even want to hang with you.
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