#drake wtf his last name is

[bryceslahela]

i’ve been thinking about how the royal heir makes no sense if you’re romancing drake…. cause wtf u mean a professional bum and his random new york girlfriend have birthed the next cordonian queen?

#this shit make no sense #playchoices #pixelberry #the royal heir #the royal romance #drake wtf his last name is

[thebestandrealestever]

NOT YOU TOO PART 2!!

1610 miles morales x black fem reader(?) hobie brown x black fem reader!

part 1: https://rb.gy/bfwe9

warnings : cussin, use of n word, rebound(?)

sum:hobie kinda 🤭, miles tried to apologize. a/n: HEY BOOKIES LMK IF YAAL LIKE IT, PSA : READER CHOOSES HOBIE/HERSELF!!! SOSORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, I HAVENT BEEN FEELIN THE BEST!!

the next morning u woke up alone, to a note on your nightstand that contained : “i had a late night mission wish i could’ve stayed longer. i seen your ig story, tryna pop out with me already pretty?” you pick up the note and smile as you read it then dropped your face in your hands you remembered the events of last night. sighing as you open your phone to 1 new text message from “hobie 🎸” 10 new text messages from “my boy 👦🏽.” 20 new instagram dms from “miles morales”. 3 new text messages from “gwen” 35 new instagram dms from “margo kess.” 20 new story reactions from instagram. you audibly groan at all the replies but what did u really expect, one day u were in the happiest rls and the next you flicking up w a new nigga. before reading all the messages you went to the bathroom, looking in the mirror at how tired you looked. your eyes rimmed with red from all the tears when hobie was asleep. even though he hurt u, your feelings didn’t just go away in a night. you took a long shower to digress, once u got out u finally checked your phone. through the sea of apologies, “can we talk”, and margo bein confused asfc the only message that matter to you right now was “pav’s throwin a party @ 9, wanna go?” kicking your feet when u flopped onto the bed you replied “yea, pick me up .” it was only 1pm, so u had the whole day. you called margo to come over and when she did you asked her about the party. “hobie invited me a to a party tonight” you said like it was nothing as u we’re getting in the car on your way to the mall. “WHATTT?? wait is it pav’s party?? cause if it is yk miles AND gwen gon be dere.” you rolled your eyes at their names “they can be there idgaf, i’m going to dance on my man and have a good time. i don’t know nun bout that.” margo wheezed and got out, as you both were shopping for outfits amongst other things you needed. when you got from the mall it was 6:30 giving u 2 hrs nd 30 minutes to get ready. margo decided to get ready at your place so you told hobie that she would take u and u guys would just meet there. after you got ready u n margo took a pic, posting it on ur ig story “pregaming w my fav 👯‍♀️” was the caption and miles slid up almost instantly “what party? pavitrs?” you laughed at how desperate he sounded leaving him on read. when you got there margo ditched u for her man, leaving you to roam the halls under blasting music and harsh color changing lights. you and margo had smoked a blunt before you came so you were a lil buzzed. as you scoured the house for a familiar face you were met the one you wanted to see the most, you strolled up the hobie looking up at him. “hey, why u wallsittin?” you quipped at him before joining him on the wall, he sipped whatever concoction was in his red cup and laughed, lowly and raspy. “was waiting for u” he glanced over his shoulder down at you and your stomach did flips u couldn’t even do. you pull out your phone and take a picture of y’all two captioning it “🫶🏽🫂.” and again miles slid up on sum more bs.

“wtf (name)?” you showed hobie the text and he huffed. after you put your phone back into your pocket you grabbed hobies hand “dance with me baeee” he didn’t say anything back but just followed you to wherever everyone else was dancing. miles irking ass mustve been looking for u cause you saw him out the corner of eye so you just turned the other direction and continued swaying w the fine nigga behind u.

MILES POV!!

“(name) won’t fucking respond, gwen doesn’t mean anything to me. she was upset ab-about her dad! and i was tryna be there for her. i don’t love her i love (name) with everything in me. i would never hurt her. and hobie really? his big lanky ass is built like a deep breath. he stay plotting on my relationship.” miles said out loud to his empty car trying to convince no one but himself. he scrambled his mind for an excuse but it always came to one thing. “shit, how i do that to her. why would i do that to her.” he opened his phone to 5 new messages from gwen. he didn’t read any of them just replied “it’s over, i don’t love u. and i don’t wanna see u again.” he went on instagram to pass time, clicking on your store first he saw hobie, ‘this nigga again ima beat the fuck out of his wide neck ass.’ he thought while getting out of the car and walking into the party. he talked with ganke and 42 miles before seeing u, and him. y’all made eye contact before he saw you turn around. ‘this nigga MUSTTTT wanna get fucked up, why he all up on my girl??’ he said under his breath as he walked up to the pair, “i need to talk to u.” you and hobie stopped dancing and faced miles, hobie looked him up and down and put his arm around your shoulder while miles acted like hobie wasn’t even there. “we have nothing to talk about.” the bluntness in your voice made miles eyes lower. “please baby l-“ “don’t call me that.” “please. let me explain” miles put his hand on your arm with pleading eyes, the same eyes he gave you when you first met, when you first kissed. he saw your face soften and he let go of your arm. hobie saw your face change too, as he turned around and you were about to follow him hobie grabbed your hand with a ‘are u sure?’ look, you smiled at him and he let go allowing u to catch up with miles.

he lead you to a secluded room and closed the door. when you turned on the lights the look on his face made you sympathize with him, his eyes big and lips pressed into a thin line. you decided to speak up first, “you really hurt me. ian done nothing but be good to u. why would u do that?” you say trying not to let your voice betray you. he snaps his head up at you hanging on to every word moving closer to you to make damn sure he didn’t miss a single syllable. “i love- i loved you miles. why didn’t u just be straight up and say u didn’t wanna be with me anymore.” you say refusing to look at him, especially in the eye. knowing if you did your mind would betray you. “i don’t know. i love you not her. i promise. remember our first anniversary? i told you i would never hurt you. but i did, i fucked up a good thing and im so sorry. you gave me a piece of your heart and i wasn’t careful with it like i should’ve been. like i will be. i need you princess, my pretty pretty princess. please.” he said grabbing your chin so you could look at him, he almost sounded sympathetic..?

YOUR POV!!

could he mean it? could he be sorry? your eyes softened as you looked into his own. you didn’t want to fall into his trap that was his gaze again, but you couldn’t help it. you never could, “i can’t trust you miles. i didn’t give you a piece of my heart, i gave you the whole thing. and i guess she did too, but you can’t hold two hearts in one hand.” u say breaking your face away from his hand, you were not going to let miles see you vulnerable again, he doesn’t say anything. “i think i need to distance myself. you don’t love me, and i refuse to put myself in the position to get humiliated again.” you say pushing past him to open the door as he stood there humiliated. his eyes filled with tears and he left the party, not wanting to see anyone. you walked back to the main room your throat burning as you held your tears in. you spotted hobie and said to him quietly “can we go?” he only took your hand and led you outside through all of the people. as you got in hobies car you texted margo, “hobies taking me home, text me later.” she didn’t reply probably because she was dancing or doing whatever w her bf “what happened?” he glanced at you over his shoulder as he drove to your house. “miles tried to apologize or whateva.” you said softly trying not to cry. hobie’s heart skipped a beat, he had feelings for you and if you went back to the same boy who messed up such a perfect thing, he was gon blow the top off this bitch. “yea? whatchu say back?” he say rubbing your thigh trying to play it off but it was really eating him up inside. “i told him i couldn’t be with someone i didn’t trust.” you say to him looking at him as his face relaxes and he lets out a breath he didn’t even know he was holding. “that’s good, you deserve so much better. you deserve everything.” he whispered the last bit but you heard it all too clear. you widen your eyes before turning your head out the window. “are you hungry? we could go get something to eat whatever u want.” “i think i just want you to go home with me.” you said turning your head to look back at him, u could hear the grin in his voice,

“okay pretty. let’s go home”

#black reader #miles morales #across the spiderverse #miles morales x reader #hobart brown #hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #black fem reader #margo kess #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar

[ectonurites]

I’m still just starting to get into N52 stuff wtf do you mean Tim isn’t his real name 🤣

HAHAHAHA OKAY. SO.... SO SO SO. I've explained this before but i'll do it again because it is so stupid it's funny

After the incident that serves as New 52 Tim's origin in which he meddled in Penguin's business in an effort to lure Batman out (to try to prove to Batman that he should become the next Robin) his parents needed to go into witness protection. Tim was then taken in by Bruce—and in an effort to help protect his parents, he changes his name to 'Tim Drake':

(Secret Origins (2014) #3)

When his name had apparently originally been 'Tim Drake [???]', like he had some completely different other last name.

AND WE NEVER EVEN FIND OUT WHAT IT WAS!

Scott Lobdell I am in your walls 👍

[lost-batarang]

Bruce, on twitter, exactly 26 seconds after seeing 'The Gray Ghost' movie: The recent Gray Ghost movie was a total disaster and character assassination. As someone who has read & owns every Gray Ghost comic, (Yes, that includes spin-offs.) I'm disappointed. They made the Gray Ghost push away everyone in his life to make him a stereotypical 'cool' loner type character- which the Gray Ghost isn't. They have made the once loving character an abuser, and his butler, an enabler. The Gray Ghost would not look at his greatest failure, the boy whose death almost crushed him, and say "I never should've trusted you." And to the directors who allowed this movie to be made,; Shame on you. #NotMyGhost

Jason: @ BruceWayne, I believed the Gray Ghost film to be an accurate depiction of the Gray Ghost; you've just deluded yourself into thinking he's nice, without looking at his kid's pov. Clearly, the Gray Ghost favours his other kids over Rason Rodd, his second child, and hates Rason Rodd for failing him. Fuck you, Bruce Wayne. #BoycottBruce

Dick: @ TheAngryWayne, cmon buddy. This film is really important to Bruce, it's not everyday you find a character you can relate to, and this movie completely butchered that. Bruce still loves you, Jason. We all know that.

Jason: @ TotalDick Easy for you to say, Rikard Grason. Rikard got the favourite treatment in the movie and was clearly depicted as Bruce's golden child, despite not deserving it. Fuck you, Grayson. #BoycottBruce

Tim: @ TheAngryWayne 'Bruces Golden Child', really, Jason? Someone projected too hard they forgot Gray Ghost isn't Bruce. Plus, in the comics, Gray Ghost did grieve his son, infact it almost tore him apart. Gray Ghost hated to see his son become a villain, unlike in the movies.

Jason: @ TimDayne Pfft. The movies were the only accurate depiction, and Imothy Rake was a total bastard for becoming Gray Ghost's sidekick after Rason Rodd died, and it was completely correct for Rason to beat the fucking shit out of him. Oh, and mixing the last names Drake and Wayne for your @ is fucking dumb. Fuck you, Timothy. #RasonWasRight #BoycottBruce

Some Gothamite: @ TheAngryWayne, @ TimDayne, @ TotalDick, @ BruceWayne, wtf are you guys talking about? rason rodd, imothy rake, and rikard grason weren't characters in the comics or film....wtf. starting to think @ NightLight is the only sane wayne, lol.

#batman #bruce wayne #batfam social media #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #red robin #tim drake #robin dc #batfamily social media #batfam #batfamily #duke thomas... #is mentioned (@ nightlight is duke) #batbros

[havendance]

I think it’s time to revisit the reverse robins AU. Namely, it’s time to address Damian. Only to address Damian, first we have to talk about Knightfall. I promise this’ll tie back in.

So Batman: Knightfall. The key thing about Knightfall in this AU is the fact that Jason and Tim are two different people. Tim bought into Batman and Robin as an idea, Jason stumbled into becoming Robin and may or may not be blackmailing Batman. He really isn’t sure anymore. Regardless, when Bruce rolls up and is like ‘hey, I found this ex-brainwashed assassin, could you show him the ropes’, Jason is like ‘no wtf, that’s not my job’. And then we’ve got the Bane-gauntlet, back-breaking etc etc.

Rather than accept that Bruce is going to make him work with random ex-brainwashed assassin dude (and seriously, Bruce, this is not what he signed up for), Jason gives Steph a call and is like ‘hey, you said that I could ask you for help if I needed it. Can you talk some sense into Bruce, he’s being an idiot?’ and Steph, who is in the middle of the Titans imploding is like ‘yeah, why not’. Basically we just skip Knightquest and Knightsend and go straight to prodigal. (Idk how Bruce gets his back magi-cured, it’s not important). Steph is not Batman. For one thing, Bruce has about a foot and least a hundred pounds on her, for another, why should she have to pretend to be a dude to kick ass? Steph is the first Batwoman and her and Jason kick ass together and take on Bane and just have a rocking good time while Bruce is doing who know’s what.

But back to Damian. Damian gets to stay the same in this AU. 

Let’s recap where we left off: Stephanie Brown is operating as the Spoiler, primarily in Gotham, and working with the Titans as her side-gig. Tim Drake just came back as the Joker 2.0 and is living it up in his villain era. Jason’s mom died due to long-term health problems and he was adopted by Bruce. Dick recently got de-talonized and is now running around as Nightwing. Which means it’s not time for Bruce’s surprise kid with Talia to show up. He does his thing and oh no, Bruce just died. 

So look, Steph is trying to hold things together. She’s trying to hold Gotham together, she’s trying to look after Bruce’s legacy (because for all that their relationship was rocky, she did love and respect him), she’s trying to look after Bruce’s kid. She fumbled things with Jason during the whole mess that went down and now he’s off, convinced that Bruce is still alive out there and, hmmm, let’s say he took Barbara Gordon, fresh off of her widely-hated evil-arc, with him, because I think it would be fun.

So now Steph is Batman and it’s different from the last time she wore the Bat. Last time Bruce was still alive, last time she was doing it on her terms. But now, Bruce is dead and she’s pretending that she’s actually him and he isn’t and she’s isn’t sure if anyone believes it, but it feels important, okay?

Ummm, I’m running out of juice here. Anyway, Damian is Steph’s Batkid first and she teaches him to drink respect-women juice and gets him to stop killing as much and relax and be a kid a little more. And he also hangs out with Nightwing who’s like the cool, chill older brother and he insults Nightwing’s fashion taste (because it’s the discowing suit) and Nightwing teases him right back (because Steph said that the pink was traditional and he wasn’t getting out of it) and the get along and it’s great :)

#stephanie brown #damian wayne #batman: knightfall #reverse robins #the one where steph is the oldest #my au ideas #carthago delenda est #dc #bats + birds + affiliated

[roseaesynstylae]

Thoughts About OPLA

I like it a lot. It's not perfect, but what is? It's easily the best live-action manga adaptation. The actors are perfect, the effects are excellent, everyone involved clearly loves One Piece, the plot is well-translated, and the changes actually make it more interesting in my opinion. I don't mind the extra gore; in some ways, I feel that it fits this version of One Piece even better that if it was kept similar to the anime/manga. I also like that, unlike Oda, the show has no qualms about killing off minor characters. My only quibble is that, in the future, I'm hoping there are more episodes in a season. There's a lot of One Piece, and there's only so much that can be removed without unbalancing the story.

Random, specific things I like:

The actor who plays Koby. They were practically born for the role and they make the character even more adorable.

Krieg getting killed off. He's easily my least favorite part of the East Blue Saga and him getting axed was rather satisfying.

The bounty posters that show up with various pirates' first appearances. I love the way they look, the fun and slightly intimidating way they blow across the screen, the person with the bounty casually destroying them.

The set design is magnificent.

Helmeppo's bare ass, not as a form of fanservice, but for the sheer WTF-ness of the whole scene. Seeing a single picture of it makes me laugh hysterically. I'm calling it now: That scene is in the top 10 Funniest Scenes in One Piece, if someone will compile that list.

Buggy. Jeff Ward shines as him, they made him surprisingly scary while still foreshadowing his humorous turn, the make-up is wonderful, they got his Devil Fruit right, and I love him the way he looks when Luffy tells him that he can't make people love him.

I like that they showed Mr. 7. I don't know why; I just do.

Inaki (I can't figure out how to add the tilde to his name) is perfect as Luffy. I mean, everyone is perfectly cast, but he stands out. He captures the innate "no brain-cells" look of the character.

Usopp and Kaya becoming officially a couple.

Kaya in general, really.

Stuff I hope to see in future seasons (mostly pre-timeskip, because if I listed everything, this would go on forever):

The Eleven Supernovas. Several of them are some of my favorite One Piece characters, period, so I'm excited by the mere idea. Very specifically, I think that once I see their bounty posters with them in their introductions, I'll expire from bliss. I'm particularly interested in how they'll portray Law, Kid, Killer, and Drake. I think it would be cool if in, I'm guessing season 3 or 4, each episode has a stinger featuring one of them and their crew, with Law being the last. The best part is, if they stick to the eight episode seasons, they'll be able to feature each of them anyway, as Kid and Killer are part of the same crew.

Camie. Hopefully, Hatchan being adapted out doesn't mean she won't show up. She is my all-time favorite minor character, after all.

I can't make up my mind about what the best way to portray Chopper would be. Maybe a combination of all of them?

I can't wait to see Ace!!

With things being bloodier, Marineford is going to be even worse.

#one piece #opla

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

Dragon age origins: Human Warrior

"I've never had this many evil choices during dialog... being human is terrible"

[Return to ostagar DLC]

"I was thinking 'why haven't I played this last time' and then I remembered this is a dlc"

"I hate that I cant log online on origins"

"Stop showing me flashbacks to the battle, I was there ish"

"I wish we could've found Duncan, and burned him too :( "

"What the fuck do you mean you 'disagree', Morrigan? Da heck is wrong with you"

"Omg the deserter prisoner is still in his cage"

[DLC done]

"Why was there just a drake wandering out here?"

"Oh my god, stopped again? Ugh"

"Yeeesss bleed out"

"Does all these spider webs remind me of the hobbit or Harry Potter? Both? Both."

"Killed the werewolves, got a random thing for a dalish woman put hunting for random werewolves... alright then"

"I want to tattoo the Grand Oak on me, with the stupid rhyming tree joke"

"I love him so much, ugh"

"I read a letter to the king from Arl Eamon, and he said that Anora was like 30 and getting too old for having kids, and that he should find a new wife to have kids with like- yooo wtf"

"Having Shale and Sten in the same party is so weird"

"dWARVEN CRAFT- buy dwARVEN CRAFT- direct from Orzammar... you wont find better"

"Meeting Alistair's sister, let's goo"

"Save first, always save first"

"Fun fact, his mom is actually an elf, was a warden, got cured, and then we meet her in Inquisition"

"UM?? ALISTAIR IS JUST LIKE, HES GONNA ASK ME SOMETHING WHAT"

"NERVOUS???? SIR WHAT??? AAAAA, YOOO IM MAKING HIM LIKE, UNABLE TO EXIST CUZ IM SO PRETTY OMG"

"Oh wow, the options are so good:

1. Oh? Thanks a lot.

2. Pull yourself together, will you?

3. That's very sweet.

4 I feel the same way

Like??? What's up with these replies??? Being human SUCKS"

"Nr 4"

"I'm such a catch- AAA HE LOVES ME SO MUCH, IM DYING"

"-but you're gonna be king :( - she says, as if that's not the end goal"

"I DO NOT WANT TO BREAK UP, BABY NO-"

"Saving saving saving, and then talk to him again"

"I've played 34 hours, damn"

"I named my human warrior for Anna, cuz it sounds like a royal name"

"??? ANOTHER SERIOUS CONVO??? SIR-"

"A HAJAHXGAKNAJAJAJSHSHAHHAHAKSKAKALA????? I FUCK I HI AHDBAKAHAHDKAB OKAY OKAY OKAY SIR ALRIGHTY MAN ALRIGHT HEY SO HM"

"Okay, okay, I'm calming downnnnnnnnnnn... okay phew ok, so, I was like '??excuse I am just a friend' but then the fucker dropped 'and I... love you' BITCH, SIR, MY HEARRRTTT"

"HE WENT FROM "your wish is my command" TYPE OF GREETING, AND NOW??? WE ARE FUCKING GOOD, HE JUST SAID 'SOMETHING YOU NEED, MY DEAR' HE CALLED ME DEAR, BITCH ITS LIKE WE'RE MARRIED AAAA LOVE THISSS"

"Kissing him<3"

"I'm not saying I don't love Zevran, but like 🥺"

"Saving saving, in case I say something bad"

Anna: Where do u see this going between us?

Alistair: Idk, but maybe if I'm king? Maybe we have to stop :( but I dont wanna think about it

Anna: I'll never let u go, bitch

Alistair: I sure fucking hope not

"More or less what happened"

"Let's go to bed, bby"

"Sten gets all of Cailan's armour"

Anna: its either YOU or ME, and it isnt gonna be me!

*whenever we approach danger*

Anna: my warden senses are tingling

"Being human is so weird"

"Remember to pickpocket your targets before killing them, that's how you get coin"

"Omg, I stabbed him in the throat, it went through, whoa"

"I asked Sten to knock someone out and he started to evil laugh, wtff"

Anna, fighting a thug: is it just me, or do you really think you have a chance?

"Damn, who is she"

"I accept all jobs, I dont care who or what I do, give me money"

"Wait, I'm of high ups blood, I should behave..... moneiiii"

"I just threatened the dude who stole Sten's sword, basically just 'break his bones' like damn"

"Doing the mage quest last"

#gaming #funny #relatable gaming thoughts #dragon age #dragon age origins

[redasuree]

Head cannon time!

So Bruce , whenever he has to list off his kids he always put Tim last or forgets Tim and have to add him on by saying "and Tim." But by that point he's just so done with what he's saying that it SHOWS that Tim was last minute.

At first no one really pays attention to it?? Or notices really??? But then Jason goes into one of those bored out of his mind thinking hour and realizes it and from that point on he purposely always ad on the "And Tim" thing but he does it in a way that's like "My siblings and Tim are over there"

But then once Steph catches on, it becomes a 10x inside joke among the batkids like she does it more aggressively and she tells most of the other kids about it because she would NEVER miss out on an opportunity to mess with Tim.

Duke at first doesn't get it but thinks it's low-key funny and he starts doing it too without thinking

Harper was on it IMMEDIATELY and surprisingly so was Barbara (she does it over the comms all the time but with Red Robin)

Dick at first thought it was kinda mean??? But like the family finally has an inside joke and it wasn't about trauma or killing someone??? Who was he to ruin that so he ends up joining in too

And Damian was so brutal about it like this man made the joke become an insult "and Drake I guess" "All of my family and Drake had to deal with another Arkham break out."

And like Tim barely reacts to it cause this man can NOT pick up on jokes but he can pick up on when it's intentional (idk how to describe it) or is used as a way to single him out and he just kinda ??? Squawks??? Like a bird or rather d u c k

When Tim squawks for the first time it's over the comms and everyone kinda just stops talking??? Cause it's like wtf was that??? But then Barbara says "Now I see why Harley calls you duck boy" and everyone starts laughing??? Even Bruce smiles a tad bit for a millisecond (he's already picked up on the inside joke, he didn't say anything about it because at least his kids were getting along even if it was to pick on Tim)

And from then whenever Dick comes over he gives Tim a rubber ducky based off a superhero so now Tim just has an army of rubber ducks in his messy ass room and a permanent Nick name of Duck boy from everyone in the family

#robin damian #damian al ghul #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephinie brown #nightwing #bruce wayne #batfamily #batkids #batfamily on their bs again #tim is the least favorite child lmao #Barbara Gordon #Cassandra Cain #Duke Thomas #Harper Row #im pretty sure thats her name lmoa #aaah #Red Robin #red hood #batman #batfamily shenanigans

[dead-ofthe-knight]

Explanation of batman from what I've gathered from one(1) movie and the fandom. Possible spoilers/wrong things here! Feel free to tell me anything I got wrong!

I only watched under the red hood, which is a jason todd centric movie that takes place afrer his 'death'. but lets start from the beggining.

So, Batman, Bruce Wayne (Wain? Wayne??idk) is a superhero vigilante that fights crime during the night, and he has no parents. He's filthy rich for no reason that I'm aware of. He runs a company??? Idk much about that it aint important.

Bruce adopts this kid named Dick, presumably short for Richard, and Idk his last name?? idk. He's the boy wonder the golden child the first robin all that good shit, then he gets too old and becomes like nightwing or smth. He also has like a team at some point and hes also the robin thats in teen titans/teen titans go

Bruce then adopts a second kid. This kid is like poor and hes from the crime place, his name is Jason Dean- oh no sorry, Jason Todd. Anyways Jason is the second robin, blah blah hes a reckless lad, blah blah hes a weird child, blah blah oh no he exploded-

Bruce adopts another kid! Kinda. That wasnt his plan?? but anyways, this kid is named Tim... uhh I forgot his last name. Drake? Tim Drake? ok thst sounds right lets go. Timmie here finds out that Bruce is batman and decides... "Im gonna blackmail him!" so he does, becomes robin, gets his parents killed- oh god Jasons alive wtf.

So Jason came back to life and he's angry. This is where under the red hood takes place but Tim Drake is not in this movie even though he should be the current robin?? Ok anyways, Jason is angry. He dismantles some crime like a boss but kills people while hes doing that and batmans like no stop, so naturally, Jason doeant. Stuff happens, Jason threatens to kill Joker?? Batman shoots a bat-knife at his gun/neck (its different in different sources, in the movie its the gun) and Jasons like "AAAGH" and I forgot what comes next.

Anyways, after that Batman at some point got a lady pregnant! She brings the resulting child to batman like "hey :)". Turns out this kid, Damian(Damien?) is an asassin thing which is... weird. But we dont need to talk about DCs questionable motives rn. Damian is a whiny ass toddler-like puberty filled teenager, and Batmans like "SWEET I can make that into a soldier!" so he does.

Sidenotes:

•Jasons ressurection was described in two different ways, in one he dug himsrlf out of his grave after just,,,, waking up? In the other he gets yeeted into the green goo lake(lazarus pit) and gets revived by that one guy whos name is definitely middle eastern that I cant remember rn.

•Dick is overly sexualised apparently, and people talk about his butt a lot?

•Tim went to dinner with a guy once!

•Tim also had a girlfriend up until now apparently?

•Tim is also a caffeine addict????

•Dick being hot is a really common thing to point out in fanfics and I cant disagree

•I still have no idea who tf the Joker is but he crowbarred Jason to a pulp and then left him to explode in some place in under the red hood and possibly in the other sources where Jason dies as well

•Batman doesnt like guns because his kom and dad were shot

•He also hates murder

•Alfred is very old by now, considering he was old when Bruce wad a kid, and now Bruce is in shis 40s to 50s?? and Alfred has not died yet???? of old age???? He should! But im glad he hasnt

•Theres a mute lady whos not mute anymore apparently

•Theres also this guy who spreads fear gas thing,, uhh scarecrow?? idk

•Theres this guy called Roy Harper? And he wields a bow and arrow? and people think thst him and Jason should kiss

•Dick got married to starfire at some point but in a later installment Jason has sex with her?

#batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #alfred hitchcock #tim drake #damian wayne

[louweasleymalfoy]

Masterlist

•••

I am currently eating with the squad in the Slytherin table. It was me, Blaise, Crabbe, and Goyle here today and my boyfriend, Draco and Pansy are nowhere to be found.

Even if we are in the same friend group, me and Pansy never really liked each other. She hated me for dating Draco. The feeling was mutual. I hated it when Pansy would try to flirt with him, though Draco never really acknowledged her

Dinner was almost over and Draco's still not here. Odd. Maybe he's busy? I sighed, convinced that he's probably doing something important

Dinner came to an end and me and the others finally went to the dungeons. I climbed up the stairs that led to the dorm I shared with Pansy.

I were about to open the door until I heard moans coming from the room. I scrunched up my face in disgust.

Gross. Did Pansy really have to bring a boy to our room. UGH, I facepalmed

I was about to walk away, maybe just go to Draco's room since he has his own room. That is until I heard the name she was moaning

"Ugh! Draco! Fuck"

Is this the reason why they skipped dinner?

My eyes widened and without even thinking, I opened the door. And there was Draco and Pansy. Pansy was smirking when she saw me while Draco had an emotionless face

I quickly left the room and went to Blaise's instead. Blaise basically had his own room since Draco moved out of there.

I cried and explained to Blaise everything that happened and he comforted me until I fell asleep. I am like a sister to Blaise so he didn't really mind letting me sleep in the other bed in his room

*Time skip

I was sat at great hall next to Blaise. I didn't really want to go but Blaise forced me. Blaise was talking with a fellow Slytherin while I played with my food.

Pansy and Draco was missing again... Well more like Pansy was missing because Draco just walked in.

He had bags under his eyes and sat next to me.

"Hey Babe" He said, smiling. He leaned in to kiss my cheek but I pushed him away

"What the fck is wrong with you!? Don't you 'hey babe' me!" I shouted, almost everyone in the great hall was looking at me

"What? Are you okay love? what's gotten into you? You know...I am tired, not even having the energy to eat, but I decided to go here just to see you and you're acting strange" Draco said, looking a bit annoyed

"What's gotten into me? Wow Malfoy how could you forget so easily? You know what? You're right. You're tired. You're probably fcking tired from screwing Parkinson last night! I saw you okay, with my own two eyes and you just stare at me. How dare you cheat on me Malfoy! I'm done. We.Are.Done!" I said getting up and leaving the great hall to curl up and cry in my dorm, hoping Pansy wasn't there

Draco sat there with his jaw dropped and a small tear on his face. He looked at Blaise but he only gave a disapproving look.

"You know what dude? I don't understand why you did it. But stay away from Y/N. You're my best friend but she is also like a sister to me and I don't want her to get hurt even more" Blaise glared at him and went to his class

Draco ran to his dorm and cried. After crying his eyes out, he sat on his bed and got lost in his thought

She said she saw me. She said I cheated and that she saw me fcking Parkinson. How is that even possible! I didn't even talk to Parkinson yesterday.

I was staying up all night, making homework and thinking of an anniversary gift for Y/N.

This is crazy. I would never cheat on her. Something isn't right and I need to get to the bottom of this

•••

Three days later...

It was three days after the break up. It was a Saturday and today was supposed to be me and Draco's second anniversary and I felt miserable.

I was walking through the halls, not looking at where I'm going, and bumped into someone

"Ow! Watch where you're going!" It was Pansy....and she's with Draco

"Oh my! look at who we've got here. It's poor lil Y/L/N, what? Are you sad that Drakee-poo chose me? I've always told you. Dracy would choose me because I am prettier than you and you are nothing!" Pansy said in that annoying high pitched voice and laughed

I was about to cry but I was holding it in...that is until I saw Draco. He was laughing as well and I felt tears fall down my cheeks

"Awwww are u crying? Boo hoo. It sucks to be you" She laughed again

"Oh yeah? Well you're a slut! Stealing someone's boyfriend because you're nothing but a whore!"

Pansy was furious

"why you!" She raised her hand, about to slap me

I prepared for the impact, but it never came. When I opened my eyes, I saw Draco stopping Pansy's wrist tightly and— HOLD ON! THERE ARE TWO DRACOS!!!

WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE!?

Pansy looked confused as well, looking at Draco beside her, and at the other Draco who was holding her wrist

I was about to say something until i noticed something wrong with the Draco besides Pansy. He was changing appearance until he became his old self again, it was Theodore Nott.

I was confused, until realization hit me. POLYJUICE POTION!

Pansy shrieked. Realizing that she was with Theodore the whole time and ran.

Draco was FURIOUS! and was about to go after them until I stopped him

He looked at me and his face softened

"Y/N! Oh my god, I swear i didn't cheat on you! I would never do that because I love you so much! I came here to tell you that the Draco you saw Pansy was with wasn't me but then I saw her about to hurt you. Are you okay?" He said cupping my cheeks

" Yes Dray I'm fi—" he cut me off

" Oh god...she didn't do anything else did she? I love you very very much and i swear that if I sa—"

I cut him off by smashing my lips to his. We kissed for a while until we had to break away from each other for air.

"You don't have to explain Draco. I understand." I smiled at him and pecked him

"Oh! I almost forgot!" He said, reaching for his pockets. He pulled out a box and handed it to me

"What's this?"

"Just open it" He smiled

I opened it and saw a locket inside. It was beautiful emerald locket. When I opened it, there is a moving picture of me and Draco laughing

Draco took it from me and helped me put it on.

"That night...when you thought I was cheating on you...I was actually thinking of a gift for you"

He took my hand in his and kissed it

"I love you more than anything Y/N and I will never let anything come between us. I want to spend my future with you and be able to call you my wife someday. Happy Anniversary Love"

I teared up and smiled. I got up on my tippy toes and kissed him with all I got. We stayed there in the empty hallway for a while, just staring at each other

Unbeknownst to us, Blaise was in the corner and saw everything that happened. He shaked his head, smiling, and left us alone

#draco #draco malfoy x slytherin!reader #dracomalfoy #dracomalfoyfanfic #draco malfoy #draco malfoy fanfiction #draco malfoy/reader #draco x reader #harrypotter #hogwarts #blaisezabini #blaise #pansy #blaise zabini #draco malfoy x reader #draco malfoy/reader fanfics #draco/reader #draco malfoy x female reader #hp #harry potter fanfiction #pansy parkinson #theodore nott #harry potter

[moaserendipity]

Hi everyone!!👋 I am back with a super messy review this!! I am not kidding about it being super messy!!. The last episode for Still2gether😭! I am going to miss my boys 😭

Let’s do this!!!

Aww they are going on a trip to celebrate their success!! I love trips!! (also i wouldn’t mind going on a trip with Win👀) ahum anyway... lol Boss & Man are seriously the funniest. I can’t help but laugh at everything they do together. Phukong and Mil are also a couple and I’m all for it!! (also lets be honest, they are just perfect together, i love them in their other show as well!)

There we have the main couple. UGH why so handsome together, how is this even fair. 😫 I love them...they are just so damn handsome! (Side note: I AM IN LOVE WITH TINE’S SMILE)

also why always so cute with each other, i mean Wat taking care of Tine, is just too cute, Like can someone take care of me like that!!! I love this little flashback of tine where he consults his friends but seriously, he really is using the “I’m asking for a friend” Method🤦‍♀️ oh dear Tine that never works 🤦‍♀️ I do have to say that I love Fong and his awesome ideas and Ohm, making me laugh with his “18+ activity on the beach” 🤣 His friends are golden!!

I’m so happy Wat didn’t forget about their anniversary, at least I think that’s what he meant, right!! because what else should he remember! You know who I seriously get annoyed by!! DIM!! ISTG he annoys the fudge out of me and Green I love the dude but damn!! Also why is Dim still there, isn’t he like 30? I mean sure age is just a number but still, doesn’t he have to work!!

So I love that they chose to clean the beach as activity, this is so important and they look so cute whilst cleaning, with that cute little bucket hat.

Too cute guys and that shy smile from Tine(just have mercy on me please!!) Also how haven't they noticed Mil & Phukong being in a relationship. They are so obvious!! the second i hear people arguing I just felt annoyed because AGAIN DIM & GREEN LIKE PLEASE SHUT UP!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!😫

They are really playing beach volleyball to decide on the rooms! lmao the music club are not even trying to win, which only angers Dim more(tbh i would do the same, just because he annoys me👀) AHHHHHH finally the cats out of the bag, they finally guessed the relationship between Phukong and Mil, lol Wat’s going to kick his ass. Big bro alert!! Lol Man & Boss you guys better run for it🤣 

Dim really acting like a whole kid that doesn’t get his way.. Again how old is he!!!!!!!! I really just want to smack him, like go away already!! He is talking about savings dignity and i can’t help what dignity? 

WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE!!! ARE THEY REALLY FIGHTING ABOUT A FUDGING YOUTUBE NAME?!!! WTF UGHHHHHHHHH😫 THEY ARE REALLY MAKING OTHERS SUFFER BECAUSE OF A FUDGING YOUTUBE NAME ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR MINDS!!!!! FUDGING STUPID, DAMN!! (seriously though I would banish them to the other house and make them suffer. I’m not mean, but after all that suffering, oeffff)

I love that Mil is talking to Wat to get permission but maybe wait till he doesn’t have a knife? I do love that he gives them their blessing and throws Mils own words back at him. “Take good care of him or i’ll take him back” Lol Wat! That smirk though, he makes me weak!!

Awwwwwww Boss is finally giving confessing to Pear a try! Go Boss!!💪 He is such a shy sweetie!! OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MAN DID IT AGAIN AND BOSS REALLY JUMPED INTO THE WATER! OMG I CAN’T WITH THESE TWO, HAHAHAHAHAH

LMFAO!!!🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 

Everyone I’m so sorry from jumping around from one scene to another but that’s how the episode went, there were not really smooth transitions

I love that Man gets a call from Type and the second Type describes this guy, you just know he is there but this dude didn’t even realise it and even got a little jealous but seriously the way Type describes Man, my heart just melted, so cute. I love them so much!!

OMG THAT KISS!!!!!!!!!!!(YAS GO TYPE AND MAN!!SO CUTE!!)

man is a pervert lmao, they really are the best!! Playing around at the beach is seriously the best thing ever. I wish I had such a strong bond with my friends, these candid scenes between is just so cute! but let’s get this straight I love Tine & Wat so much but wet its even better!! (i am seriously going to miss the head pats🥺

The way Tine is all nervous, it’s so cute. Will he succeed? I mean Wat must know right, that Tine has something planned, seeing as he acts suspiciously. I do get how frustrated Tine must be seeing as no one is leaving. I would’ve walked away as well to cool down. The way Fong & Ohm showed up like that to support their friend is just amazing! 

He finally gets Wat alone, with a romantic stroll on the beach. (I am feeling so nervous, why Am I feeling nervous!!) GO TINE!!! UGH REALLY BOSS, WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh but what if..

hmm tine must be so upset getting drunk like that. It’s too funny, god they are seriously W.A.S.T.E.D. Look at Ohm, his whole face is red with sweat, wow dude just stop drinking🤣 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA TINE!!!!!!🤣 HE REALLY JUST DROPPED TO THE FLOOR, I JUST CAN’T🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣  OHM IS LIKE “OKAY I WILL STAY SEATED AFTER FONG ALSO DROPPED, LMFAO!!!🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 

poor Tine though, he must have a serious hangover, good thing he has Wat to take care of him. I love them so much(i know I have been saying this a lot but I just do!!🙈) Wat shows so much patience with Tine and I love him even more for this because it makes Tine comfortable enough to tell why he is upset. So Wat did plan something but of course it got ruined by Dim AGAIN!! Fudging Dim for ruining the surprise!!

Wait Wat even made him a ticket😭

they really planned the same thing, well kind off, UGH SO SWEET!!!! SERIOUSLY I’M NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!😭😭 so damn sweet(its not fair I want this to) How much do we love Wat’s voice? is too much an option? Because that’s the case!! Let’s be honest, who is swaying along as well? because I know I am!🙋‍♀️ I love the song and he really is using the bottle to tell Tine what he want, CUTIESSSSSSS, wait this is not the end right?...I need a kiss! come on!!🙏

Ohhhhh it’s not the end yet!! Is Tine going to Sing? My soul is ready for this!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH I FREAKING LOVE HIS VOICE SO MUCH!!!! I NEED THIS SONG!!!!!awww flashback, ugh i’m going to miss this show so much. Wow this sentence again Sarawat..

“Kiss you till you drop” well  THEN DO IT, I DARE YOU!! AND, AND TINE IS ALSO CHALLENGING YOU, LOOK AT HIS FACE, DAMN. 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF YES GO FOR IT!!! WOW HE REALLY BE THROWING TINE ON THAT COUCH!! SHIT ANOTHER ONE!!!! BVIUYWEBVNWBOWBJSBGIWB OKAY YES YES AND YES, THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO END A FREAKING SHOW!!! 🤩☠️☠️🤯☠️☠️🤩😏

I’m all hyped up now, like wtf did I just witness, this was everything we wanted right? a kiss, well not only 1 kiss nooooooooo 2 kisses and boy oh boy what a kiss. 👀👀👀

Thank you Bright and Win for making me smile, cry, curse at you and wish I had what you have!! ugh best couple ever. But also Mike, Gunsmile, TopTap, Drake, Frank, Korawit, Sivakorn, Khaotung, JJ, Love and Film for making me smile and feel annoyed as well🤣  I think for now it’s safe to say that this really is my favourite BL drama of 2020!! 

Thank you everyone for reading this really messy review, look forward to more of these, seeing as a lot of Bl Dramas are staring or have started again!! I love you guys!!!💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

#still2gether #brightwin #sarawatine #bright vachirawit #win metawin #typeman #mike chinnarat #Toptap Jirakit #gunsmile #drakefrank #gmmtv #thank you all for reading my messy review!! #love you guys!!! #sorry for the messiness

[butwhyduh]

I love how once a week an anon appears to thank you for carrying Tim Drake tag. They are absolutely right though. Also this week was insane. Still is. Wtf is this month?! This March (to me) was more intense than the entire 2020.

😌 and I love them for it. 💕

It hasn’t been necessarily bad for me. Just weird. Actually yesterday had some bad.

Just as a Warning: a hint of sexual harassment in the story. Like for example yesterday where I worked in the pediatric med/surg which is basically kids 0–18 years that have a health condition/injury/surgery that need to stay overnight or more but aren’t icu bad and not super specialized.

I’m adding a read more because not everyone wants to hear my nursing school stories and this one is weird.

And I’ve had patients hit on me so many times that I’m like yeah whatever. But they are usually bed bound and like 60+. Literally couldn’t get an erection if they tried. Hell half of them couldn’t go to the toilet alone if they tried. I am easily strong that 99% of my patients in most cases. Anyways, I had a patient that was 16.

This kid didn’t hit on me. There are rules that I could have followed for that. Instead he just kinda leered at me. And idk if he even realized how creepy he was because he was a kid. I saw in his growth chart (because we have to do paperwork on history and such) that he grew half a foot in the last year so maybe one of those things where he feels like a kid but looks grown because he was like 5’11. Like taking the time to look at my name badge and commenting on my name while looking way longer than necessary because it’s on my chest. He had a smirk 😏 when I had to take his vitals and wouldn’t hold the thermometer so I had to hold it in his mouth while he stared at me. Obviously tracked my ass when I was working in his room. But he never said or did anything that was bad technically.

But it was way more creepy because A he’s a kid and B I realize that I’m alone in the room with him with the door closed and I’m not the stronger person in the room anymore. Like the power dynamics were not in my favor and I was aware of it all day. And he probably didn’t even realize that I could tell what he was doing all day.

#maybe I should take self defense classes #anyways probably not what you wanted in an asks lmao #sorry bout that

[lovemesomesurveys]

“I’ve got my fuzzy socks on and I’m ready for summer”

You arrive in New York at 10 AM. What's the first thing you do? Find a nice, cute cafe to get a coffee and pastry from and chill at for a bit while sorting out my plans for the day. You go by your locker & your bf/gf is cheating on you. What comes to mind? I’m not in school anymore, but hypothetically I’m sure I would feel a lot of emotions--angry, hurt, upset, confused... like wtf?? And damn, right in front of everyone, too? That would be humiliating. 

You have to take out the trash & clean your room. Your reaction? I’m 31 years old, you gotta do that kinda stuff when you’re adult. I don’t personally take out the trash because it would be really difficult for me to do in a wheelchair, but I have other stuff I have to do. I don’t particularly enjoy it, it just is what it is.

How many siblings do you have? I have two brothers.

Have you ever made fun of a homeless/ mentally challenged person? No. What a shitty thing to.

Make up a funny word with your first name in it. I don’t know.

Do you like campfires? Yes. I love the smell, it makes me think of fall. And just the coziness of it.

What's your favorite color to write with? Black.

Do you write poetry? No.

When's your 20th birthday? [Day & Month is fine. Year if you want.] I turned 20 back in July 2009.

Do you spit in public? Ew, no. I don’t spit at all except for when rinsing my mouth after brushing my teeth. It makes me gag seeing people spit. I also have to watch out for that when wheeling around outside because I would DIE if it got on my wheels and then me. akjkslfjldsfjkldsfjkl. I’m going to throw up just thinking about it.

Are you in high school/middle school/college? I’m done with school.

How many push ups can you do? Zero.

How would you react if your cat/dog died? I’ve been through that twice before with my doggos, it’s absolutely heartbreaking and devastating. My dogs are my family. It’s no different than losing any loved one; they’re a loved one, too. I had a really hard time when my dog, Brandie, passed. It was so sudden and unexpected. 

Are you trustworthy? Yes.

“when I make it shine...”

Do you play video games often? I’ve been playing Animal Crossing just about everyday since earlier this year. Prior to that, I’ve played a few other games in their entirety since having my Nintendo Switch that I got over a year ago. 

Do you like life, love, funny or boy quotes the best? I like # relatable quotes. 

Have you ever been cheated on? No.

Have you ever had fruit pizza? No.

Would you like to learn karate? No.

Do you think it would have been cool to live in the 80s? Maybe.

Do you think we'll have robots in the future? They’re already a thing, they’re just not like easily, readily available to everyone like a Rosie from The Jetsons or something.

Was the sun out today? Not yet cause it’s 5:54AM and it’s still pitch black, but it will be.

Do you know what 143 stands for? “I love you.”

Does it get up to 100 degrees where you live? Ugh, yes. And higher. D:

When you play video games, do you like the sound on or off? I generally have it low or off.

When's the last time you saw fireworks? Fourth of July.

Do you like Dr. Pepper? Yeah.

Will you be seeing the new Transformer movie? I never saw any of them. Not my thing. 

What made this week, one to never forget? Election 2020 will be talked about forever. This year in its entirety will be, but this election was a huge one.

“Tell me why you’re leaving me”

Did you wear shorts today? I don’t wear shorts.

Do you own a fur hat? No.

Do you still use the old time mail? I still receive mail, yes. I pretty much never send anything, though.

Have you ever played flag football? Yeah.

What color is your laptop? It’s silver.

Do you like Paris Hilton? I don’t have anything against her.

Did you smile at all today? Not so far, but it’s only 6AM. 

Do you have an Xbox? My brother does and I’ve used it.

When you were little did you have a magic 8 ball? Yeah.

Have you ever ate grass or birdseed? Eww, no. I wasn’t the kid that stuck everything in their mouth or ate weird stuff. 

Do you and your friends have secret codes? I don’t have any friends.

Have you ever seen the Lincoln Memorial? Not in person.

What's your profile picture on Facebook of? Me with my It/Pennywise mask on. It’s his mouth.

Do you own a yo-yo? No.

What celebrity is your fashion icon? I don’t have a fashion icon.

“How do you love someone without getting hurt?”

Do you hope you live to be the age 70 or older? I don’t want to think about dying.

Did you go to preschool? Yep.

Do you usually wear your hair up when it's hot out? Yeah. I wear my hair up all the time cause I don’t have the energy or motivation to do anything else with it.

Where were you when 9/11 happened? I was bedridden at home because I had spinal surgery a couple weeks prior.

Which would you rather play: guitar or drums? Guitar.

Have you ever gotten detention? No.

When you were little, did you used to watch Franklin? Yeah. Aww, he’s adorable.

What's the most exciting thing that's happened during your lifetime? 9/11 and this pandemic are definitely the most memorable, but I wouldn’t use the term “exciting” to describe them. A few of our blizzards, perhaps. <<< Yeah, definitely not exciting, but certainly major, life changing, go-down-in-history events. 

How high can you count in a foreign language? I could go on and on in Spanish like I could English, but let’s be real I’d stop at 100 haha.

What's the best thing to do on a hot day? Stay indoors with the AC or go to the beach.

Would you like to go to Rome? Sure.

Do you use Febreeze? Sometimes. I prefer my Bath & Body Works room sprays, though.

Have you ever been to a rainforest? No.

How many days of school are left for you? I’m done with school.

How do you usually get tan? That only happens when I go to the beach. Sadly, I didn’t get to go this year. 

“Last name ever, first name greatest”

Snickers or Twix? I like both. 

Have you ever tried to sleep on an airplane? I tried, but couldn’t.

When you were little, did you like Dr. Suess books? Yes. Those are classics.

Are you more afraid of snakes or death? Both are scary to me, but death is just a little more serious...

Would you like to go to Australia? Sure.

Do you like Drake? Yeah, I like a lot of his songs.

What color are your headphones? Black.

Do you live in the past? Yes. :/

When it's spring, do you plant flowers? No. I don’t do any gardening.

Have you ever laughed for 10 minutes? I don’t think I ever have for that long.

Do you help your friends every time they need help? I tried to as much as I could.

Ever seen a Koala Bear up close? No.

Would you rather be blind or deaf? I’d obviously rather not be either one...

Once your done, are you done for good? Really depends on what I’m attempting to be done with.

Does it annoy you when girls wear a lot of make up? No? I don’t why I would care.

“Blow the world a kiss”

Do you live by a river? No.

Do you like being outside when it's storming? I like enjoying it from inside.

Ever thought about becoming a cop? No. A cop in a wheelchair... that’d be interesting.

Have you ever tried sushi? Ew, it’s disgusting.

When you were little, did you use to roll down hills? No.

Do you like store bought cakes or homemade ones better? I’d enjoy either one.

Do you think your a good kisser? No. Now I’m really out of practice.

Do you like long or short sleeves better? I like my sleeves to be like halfway from my elbow if that makes sense. Not a quarter sleeve, but a bit above that. Unless it’s cold, then I like long sleeves. I love when the sleeves are long enough to be able to pull down over my hands, but it’s hard to get the perfect fit when you have long arms like I do.

Do you like the name Jacob for a boy? Sure.

Could you live without electricity? Like, for how long? It would be a struggle, no denying that. I’ve never experienced going more than a few hours without it. I know people have to experience long periods without it sometimes or not have it at all, so I’m definitely fortunate. 

Have you ever ate/drank something that was blue? Blue Gatorade, Pepsi Blue, the blue Mountain Dew, Kool-Aid, blue candies and cakes.

When is your last day of summer this year? I’m not in school, so no summer break anymore. However, summer is over and it has just recently started to feel like fall, so I’m quite happy about that.

Would you rather hang out with people who are loud or quiet? Quiet.

Have you ever had a pet turtle? No.

Do you want an iPad? Nah.

“You look like you want to party”

Are you double jointed? My thumbs are.

Have you ever done karaoke? Definitely not publicly, but at home.

What's your middle name? I’m not sharing that.

Do you wish on stars? No. I did when I was a kid.

Do you recycle? We recycle plastic bottles and cans.

Do you believe in love at first sight? No.

What's something you'll do when your older, but not now? I don’t know. Are you currently drinking anything? I’m finishing a Starbucks Doubleshot energy drink.

What color is your shirt? Black. 

Have you ever played laser tag? Nope.

Does your best friend live within 5 minutes from you? My mom and I live together.

If you got dared to dye your hair purple, would you? No. I dye my hair red and I want to keep it that way. It would be a big, annoying process to do another color and then to go back if I wanted, so nah.

How many contacts do you have in your cell phone? Not many.

Do you own earmuffs? No. It doesn’t get cold enough for them here.

Nothing worse than being sunburnt, don’t you agree? I’ve experienced much worse, but they are awful.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

[getallemeralds]

explorers of arvus: camp vengeance / 11.24.20

OKAY HERE’S TODAY’S SESSION . HERE’S WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA POST BEFORE I GOT DISTRACTED. OKAY

(solar and jorb wanted to see my notes bc i mentioned they are Very Bad)

LAST TIME, ON EXPLORERS OF ARVUS................... i didnt take any notes because i didnt have my pc and was hanging out w solar. we found a cave behind the waterfall and then i died of having a migraine. now we get to Kill!

jorb is afk waiting for his food to Arrival so im eating a tootsie roll pop and thinking about dreamout au

jorb is here! kaepora tries to distract the troll we found and Extremely Failed. sieron uses wand of wonder! it was super effective! (he hit the trolls w lightning and it was pretty pog)

throne: that was fucking sick! charlie: [dies]

charlie got talked out of fireballing it bc burning potential treasure would suck ): HOWEVER she did get to use her fiery crossbow to do some radical shit so !! Fufk Yea

thorne: [obliterates the troll] charlie: YOOO! THORNE, THAT WAS FUCKED UP! DO IT MORE!

silje's got a cursed weapon!! his cool ass sword enjoys blood, apparently. good thing he's a blood hunter! They're Made For Each Other.

charlie tried to hit the guard drake in the nads but a) it doesnt have nads and b) i missed, so. f. charlie flipped it the double bird

taure did a Very Cool Kill and then charlie set its corpse on fire as a "fuck you"

im currently suffering from the curse of constantly aying "pog" but its ok bc charlie is a halfling and theyre just Like That

charlie: YO SIERON, COOL SWORD! you're a swordboy now, right? you like swords? (god i missed playing charlie. she's very fun! she's a squeaky rowdy bastard)

leo: just guys bein dudes bein dead in a cave!

I STILL HAVE MY GIANT DOG i missed justin!! charlie brought her giant dog to arvus and i fucking love him. apparently i named him after justin mcelroy and i dont remember doing that but thats on-brand

charlie: we're the hope's guard! we brought supplies n we brought friends! ... [dabs]

anyway yeah we made it to camp vengeance! its kinda a shithole but we are in the middle of arvus's undead zone so. hopefully the supplies we picked up from the troll cave will help?

Taure Has Leukemia (she does not)

we've met Knight-Captain Ord Firebeard! taure and sieron are doing healing, charlie and silje were fucking around with cards before ord showed up and charlie had to Try And Be Professional, which is always fun. charlie temporarily being the party representative bc shes very friendly and the other 2 people are socially awkward

silje's gonna disrupt the econony ):

charlie sees taure walk up to some guards and talk to them abt "ok who needs to take watch off" but charlie cant hear what shes saying so she just sees the guards scurry off after taure looks Intimidating and is just like FUCK YEAH, TAURE!!!!

commander is Niles Ryder (thats such a cool name wtf),  there's a bunch of native arvusians that we're hanging out with and learning stuff abt! the camp vengeance guys arent really prepared for how fucked up arvus is so thats why theyre in such a bad state. we're helping out, but ryder is very much not like... not the right sort of commander for dealing with the wilderness of arvus.

meanwhile, charlie teaches silje to play go fish!

charlie: [quietly] when the fuck did i become party spokesman

entire call: uh ohhhhh, stinkyyyyy! (apparently me and penn are the only ones that dont instantly hate commander ryder On Sight which like. valid. i do want to set him on fire if he gets any more douchebaggy tho)

camp's sick because water's poisoned! specifically there's some sort of magical disease coming downriver from the aldani basin, so we need to go up there and check shit out. plus thorne & silje heard about "heaven's brazier", an eternally burning watchtower, when they took night shift.

man everybody is sick. camp vengeance blows.

WE LOST IREL. WE LOST IREL,,,,, okay good news charlie found irel. irel made a friend! speicifcally irel woke up ulfric, the head arvusian scout, and is pretending to be a normal feathered snake and not A Bastard. i am now realizing im not sure if im spelling irel's name right (irrel? yrel???) but i am Committing To This Spelling apparently

ooh, old arvusian legend abt the aldani basin! the aldani tribe angered fjolnir [? spelling???] and got turned into lobster monsters, supposedly.

Charlie Has Become Snake Parent aka charlie is the one trying to babysit irel. irel knows the definition of bastard! and also was born with endless knowledge beyond charlie's comprehension. charlie does not like this answer. i, however, adore irel

i checked fallen london and now we've named a npc "jeremy jared sonofabitch". i think. wait no i think michael found a spider. farewell jeremy jared sonofabitch

[loads crossbow] river's haunted

#leo chirps #txt #dnd #explorers of arvus

[camillemontespan]

feliz navidad

This is my submission for the 12 days of Fictmas! 

My song is ‘Feliz Navidad.’ Not the most classic of Christmas songs but it’s a song my OC Lily would love. If you’re new to my writing, there’s some ships in here you’re going to be like ‘wtf’.. just roll with it :)

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‘Ready?’

Drake smirked and nodded, gesturing for Camille to come out from the en-suite. She smiled coyly and pushed the door open, striking her leg out in front of her so he could see her black stockings and suspender set first. Drake’s eyes widened as he took her in. 

Her dark hair fell in waves down her shoulders and she wore a red silk balconette bra with matching silk thong. A silk red dressing gown was draped over her shoulders and perched on top of her head was a Santa hat.

‘Have you been a good boy this year?’ she asked in her best seductive voice, slinking out of the bathroom. 

Drake smirked that smirk she loved so much.  ‘You know it.’

Camille shot him a delicious smile and moved like water towards him, fluid, hips moving in a figure of eight. Drake sat up and watched as she straddled his lap. His hands roamed up her waist, cupping her breasts, his eyes roaving every part of her.

‘You look beautiful,’ he murmured. Camille leaned close to kiss him. 

‘It’s our anniversary next week,’ she whispered. ‘We’re going away, we can have all the alone time..’

Drake smiled and ran his hands up her thighs. ‘I do love alone time..’ he murmured, kissing her softly. Camille’s teeth tugged on his lower lip and Drake let out a groan. 

Camile pulled away slowly and her eyes focused on his. ‘But for now.. Merry Christmas, baby,’ she whispered, her hips grinding against his. 

Drake chuckled. ‘Merry Christmas..’

‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’

‘Fuck!’ Drake cursed, throwing Camille off his lap. Camille landed on the floor with a thump.  She quickly wrapped her dressing gown around her body to shield herself from their six year old daughter who had burst into the room. Lily was holding her little sister, Luna, and her eyes were wide like saucers with excitement. ‘IT’S CHRISTMAS!’ she shrieked, as if they hadn’t understood her the first time. 

Camille stood up and beckoned for her daughter to give her a cuddle. Drake watched as Camille enveloped Lily and Luna in a family hug and felt his heart contract. This was what he had always wanted but never thought he would ever have. He counted his lucky stars every day.

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Christmas was being held at the Walkers this year. Last year, it had been at the Beaumonts but had promptly been cut short when Maxwell burned the turkey and set off the fire alarm. Bertrand had never been able to get over the tarnishing of the Beaumont name (in his mind. Nobody else cared). 

Camille was already a seasoned hostess. She had started decorating the manor early in December with the aim of making it like Santa’s Grotto for Lily and Luna. That was what Christmas was all about. The kids.

It had become the land of fairy lights and magic. The staircase was decked out with fairy lights twisting up the bannister. A giant stags head made out of fairy lights was placed above the fireplace in the Living Room and a 10 foot Christmas tree was decorated with red and gold baubles. Stockings were hung from the fireplace and a little Nativity figurine set was on top of the coffee table that Lily liked to play with. She and Camille had made a gingerbread house which took pride of place in the centre of the dining table in the next room. When the tree was put up, Lily sat down on the floor with her little sister and the two of them put up decorations. Well, Lily let Luna look at the decorations, before putting them on the tree herself. They both wore santa hats while they decorated and Camille snapped a picture of the two of them as a Christmas memory. Her little santas. 

Camille loved to take photographs. Not photos for Facebook -she wasn’t on Facebook- but actual photographs using a Canon camera that Drake had bought her for her 30th birthday. As an amateur photographer, Camille took photographs of everything. She needed to remember happy memories. She was currently in the middle of making a Christmas album and the photograph of Lily and Luna decorating the tree was going to be the first picture. 

Winter was always a special season for Drake and Camille. It was the season when they got married six years ago and now that Lily was old enough to appreciate Christmas, her parents were excited to make it a Christmas for her to remember. They had already taken her and Luna to visit a reindeer petting zoo at the Old Town Square; Drake had shown a shy Lily how to feed the reindeer carrots. She fed one and had squealed, ‘Daddy, she’s my friend!’

Camille was zipping up Lily’s specially chosen Christmas Dress. It was made of red velvet and Lily had picked it because not only was it a Christmas colour but because she knew her Aunt Olivia would be wearing red. Of course she had to match her favourite person. For an added touch, Lily popped a red Santa hat trimmed with white fur on top of her head. 

Drake was on the floor, lying on his back. In his hands, suspended above him, was Luna who was dressed in an elf baby gro. She was a year old and a quiet baby; but she was laughing as Drake pretended that she could fly. ‘Fly baby girl! Fly!’

When Lily was ready, she rushed away to pick a Christmas song to play. Drake stood up, carrying Luna in his arms, and kissed Camille deeply. 

‘Can we continue what nearly happened this morning... later?’ he asked, breaking away from her. 

Camille smirked. ‘What do you think I’m wearing under this dress?’

Drake’s eyes cast down and he let out a groan. ‘That’s all I’m gonna be thinking about during dinner..’

Camille gave him a wink and took Luna from him, walking to the kitchen to check on the turkey, leaving Drake wanting more.

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‘I wanna wish you a merry Christmas I wanna wish you a merry Christmas I wanna wish you a merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart! Feliz navidad Feliz navidad!’

Lily and her Uncle Maxwell were singing their favourite Christmas song at the top of their lungs. Maxwell still had his coat on; he had entered the manor, greeted Camille and Drake with excited hugs, before bounding over to where Lily was dancing and threw her up in his arms, singing along with her. 

‘Where’s Bertrand?’ Camille shouted over the music, taking the opportunity to take a photograph of Lily and Maxwell dancing. Lily waved to the camera with a huge smile on her face.

Maxwell giggled. ‘You’ll find out soon!’

Drake poured himself a glass of whiskey and Camille a glass of champagne. ‘Drink, Max?’

‘Ooooh eggnog!’ Maxwell trilled, setting Lily down to proceed to twirl her. ‘I fancy being like an American this year!’

Drake chuckled and poured him a cup of eggnog. 

The doorbell rang again and Camille went to the door.  It was Olivia and Leo. 

‘Merry Christmas!’ Camille greeted them, pulling them in for hugs. 

‘Yes, yes, Merry Christmas,’ Olivia drawled. ‘Let’s get merry indeed.’ She used her hand to mimic tossing back champagne. They entered the manor and Camille saw that Leo was carrying a huge bag. 

‘Leo, what’s that?’

‘Something for Lily and Luna,’ he whispered. ‘I need to try it on soon.’

Olivia brandished another bag. ‘More presents for my girls,’ she said, trying to act casual but really, she was excited to give her goddaughters gifts. Camille took her coat and marvelled at Olivia’s red silk dress and white fur stole. ‘You look gorgeous!’

‘Oh, honey, I know,’ Olivia purred, nudging Camille’s hip with her own. 

‘Aunt Olivia!’ Lily shouted, running over to greet her. 

‘Hey, babe,’ Olivia said, crouching down to give her a cuddle. 

‘Look, I’m wearing red too!’ Lily told her, twirling so her dress ballooned around her. 

‘You look beautiful, darling!’ Olivia cried, gasping in admiration. She had learned early on that Lily copied her; it was quite sweet. Olivia hoped to teach her about knife throwing in the future, if Drake allowed it. If he said no, she would just teach Lily in secret. What Drake didn’t know wouldn’t hurt him. 

‘You look beautiful too,’ Lily said shyly. ‘Wow.’

Olivia took her hand and the two of them wandered into the Living Room where Leo was sipping some of Drake’s whiskey. 

‘There she is!’ Leo cried, crouching down to welcome a running Lily. She jumped up into his arms and he jostled her up and down. 

‘Ah you’ll crush my dress!’ she squealed. 

‘Oh nooo!’ Leo cried, pretending to be appalled. ‘How silly of me! I’m so sorry, darling! Fashion is the most important!’

He set her down and chuckled as he watched Lily smooth down her dress. Once she was satisfied, she shot him a happy grin. 

‘Are you excited to see what Santa’s brought you?’ Leo asked. 

‘Yes! So excited!’

‘I’m sure you are!’ Leo said, giving her a wink. 

He had a plan and he couldn’t wait to see her face. 

                   *******************************************************

Leo disappeared upstairs while Lily played with Maxwell. Drake was cradling Luna as he chatted to Olivia, who was sinking champagne, while Camille kept checking the turkey. She kept having flashbacks to Maxwell’s culinary disaster and didn’t want to follow his mistakes. 

‘So what have you got me for Christmas, Walker?’ Olivia asked Drake, sipping her champagne. 

‘No idea,’ Drake said dryly. ‘Camille was in charge of presents.’

‘Okay, so she’s cooking and also present giving.. What have you done?’

Drake went pale. ‘Um.. well.. I made the eggnog!’

‘God, you’re such a guy,’ Olivia groaned. ‘Why men insist that they are the stronger sex is beyond me.’

‘I don’t think that,’ Drake told her. 

‘No, because you’re friends with me,’ Olivia pointed out. 

Drake was about to respond but was interrupted by the living room door bursting open. 

‘Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad!’

Leo was standing at the threshold wearing a Santa outfit complete with white beard. Over his shoulder was a brown sack. Olivia smirked and she and Drake both eyed Lily, waiting for her reaction. 

‘SANTA?!’

She was on her feet in an instant, her little fists clenching and unclenching, a gesture she made when she was unsure of what to do with herself. 

Leo grinned. ‘Why hello there, Lily!’

Lily stared up at him with her eyes wide. ‘You know my name?’ she asked quietly, somewhat in awe. Drake could see she had gone into shock. Standing up, he took her hand and led her over to Leo, giving Leo a sly grin. He knew what Leo had been planning but nobody else had. 

‘I’ve come to wish you Merry Christmas and to give you gifts!’ Leo continued. ‘Is that your sister Luna over there? And are you wearing a santa hat like me? You should be my co-pilot on the sleigh!’

Lily nodded mutely, unable to form words. 

‘Let’s sit down with Santa,’ Drake suggested. ‘Come on baby.’ 

Drake, Lily and Leo sat down on the sofa. Maxwell picked up Luna and sat down on the floor cross legged with the baby on his lap. He looked quite worried, though Drake didn’t know why. 

‘Camille, come through!’ Drake called. ‘Bring your camera!’

Camille came through from the kitchen and gasped. ‘Oh my! Santa?!’

‘Hello there Mrs Walker!’ Leo cried. 

Camille held in laughter as she recognised Leo’s voice, despite the fact he was trying his best to sound like a jolly old man. 

Lily was entranced. Luna was looking up at this random guy with a beard, nonplussed. 

‘Now, I hope you’re ready to open some presents!’ Leo bellowed, giving Lily a wink. 

Lily nodded eagerly and watched as Leo opened the sack. Suddenly, Maxwell bolted up and passed Luna to Drake. ‘Shit- SHITAKE mushrooms!’ he hissed, running out the living room. The others blinked in surprise then Leo let out a deep ‘HO HO HO!’ and Lily clapped her hands as he handed her a square present wrapped in silver paper.

                      *********************************************

Maxwell hurried out of the manor and through the courtyard towards the gate. 

‘Bertrand, noooo!’ he shouted, running as fast as he could to stop his older brother from reaching the manor.

Bertrand stopped. ‘Maxxie? Why do you look so panicked? Look, the costume fits perfectly!’

He twirled and Maxwell grabbed his arm. ‘No Bertrand! Stop twirling!’

Bertrand was dressed in a Santa costume.

There couldn’t be two Santas. It would ruin everything. 

‘Leo is already dressed as Santa!’ Maxwell hissed.

Bertrand’s eyes widened. ‘What? How dare he.. That scoundrel!’

‘Yes, yes, he’s a scoundrel,’ Maxwell muttered. ‘Come on, go home! Get changed and come back-’

‘But I’ve been planning this for months!’ Bertrand protested. ‘Lily’s MY goddaughter, not Leo’s! I want to be Santa!’

‘I know but somehow, Leo got there first. He didn’t tell anyone about it because we all know he loves a surprise,’ Maxwell explained. 

‘More like attention,’ Bertrand huffed. ‘This is absolute codswallop.’

‘Please just go home before Lily looks out the window and sees you!’ Maxwell begged. ‘Please. I’m sorry.’

Bertrand sighed. ‘Fine. But next year, I’M Santa.’

‘Fine,’ Maxwell said. ‘Now go!’

Bertrand shook his head and turned to leave, trudging along the courtyard. Maxwell breathed a sigh of relief and rushed back to the manor. Bertrand continued to trudge, annoyed that his plan had been ruined. He had been so excited.

He let out an exasperated sigh when he saw another Santa walking up the drive with a spring in his step. As he got closer to the new Santa, Betrand took his Santa hat and beard off and said in a defeated voice, ‘Don’t even bother, Liam.’

King Liam stopped. ‘What? Bertrand? You’re Santa? I’m meant to be Santa, I’m surprising Lily-’

‘Your brother is Santa,’ Bertrand interrupted in a weary voice. ‘Go get changed.’

Liam cursed under his breath and followed Bertrand out the gate.

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Lily unwrapped tiny presents, small presents and medium presents. She was beside herself with joy as she sat on Leo’s lap - she had become more confident the longer she sat with Santa and so had edged close to sit on his lap. Luna tore at her own presents with help from Drake and Camille, gurgling as her parents unveiled each baby friendly toy. 

Olivia sat and watched Leo dressed as Santa and felt a slight stirring in her heart. Leo was so good with children despite his insistence that he didn’t want to be a father. He always said he was happy to be the fun uncle - a role Maxwell often fought him for.  So far, in Lily’s eyes, her two unofficial uncles were evenly matched. 

But when she felt the stirring in her heart, Olivia pushed it down. No. She didn’t want children. She loved Lily and Luna, adored them actually, but she couldn’t see herself having a child of her own. She wasn’t maternal in the slightest. When she had first held Lily, she had carried her like she was a grenade about to explode. 

Watching her boyfriend now though, Olivia felt that she was holding him back. Maybe he did want kids but he acted like he didn’t because he didn’t want to pressure her. He was so natural with them. It also didn’t help that his younger brother was now expecting a child himself. It was bound to make Leo think seriously about the future. Shaking her head, Olivia stood up to help herself to more champagne.  Champagne would help. 

Leo stood up. ‘I’m afraid I must say farewell!’ he announced. ‘Rudolph is waiting for me and he gets impatient!’

Lily stared up at him. Her lower lip wobbled. ‘But.. but..’ A tear slid down her cheek.

Leo stared down at Lily, helpless. He hadn’t expected her to get emotional, especially now as her eyes filled with tears. He cast a ‘help me’ look at Drake and Camille who were over to Lily in an instant. 

‘Santa has to go home and see Mrs Claus!’ Camille tried. ‘He has to get back to the North Pole.’

‘Rudolph will get lonely,’ Drake joined in. ‘So you see, he has to leave.’ 

Lily let out a haggered breath and clenched Camille’s hand. ‘But I love Santa..’

‘I know, honey,’ Camille assured her. ‘But he has to go home. He can see you next year!’

Leo shuffled on his feet, feeling intense guilt. Why had he gotten so into the role? He should have known Lily would love it. 

‘Next year is so far away..’ Lily mumbled in a quiet voice. ‘I’ll miss him.’

Drake sighed and was about to try another tactic but was interrupted by Leo. 

‘Ah, I’ll stay.’

Lily looked up at Leo who gave her a smile through the fake beard. ‘You will?’ she asked. 

‘I will. Rudolph can wait a little longer.’

                            *************************************

Leo had done a good thing, he knew. He had made a little girl very happy. 

But now, he was stuck in this Santa costume. He was desperate for a drink but it felt inappropriate to be dressed like Santa and drink in front of a child. He had put himself into a corner. 

Sat beside Olivia, he felt her hand graze his crotch. 

‘Woah, Liv!’ he hissed. 

‘Think you can wear that costume in bed tonight?’ she whispered. 

Leo let out a shocked laugh. ‘Uhh.. sure? Have you been a good girl this year?’

Olivia’s blue eyes penetrated his over the rim of her champagne flute as she sipped her drink. When she swallowed, she licked her lips. Leo’s eyes strayed to her mouth. 

‘What do you think?’ she purred. 

                          *******************************************

‘Merry Christmas!’ Liam cheered as he entered the manor.  He was holding hands with his wife, Aurelia, the Queen. He gently took her coat off and placed it on the coat hook. Everyone jumped up to welcome them.

‘Aurrie, you look beautiful!’ Camille told her, gesturing to Aurelia’s purple dress and the burgeoning baby bump underneath.  Aurelia blushed and brought Camille in for a hug, pecking her cheek. 

‘Thank you Camille,’ she said warmly. ‘Our son keeps kicking me though, he’s particularly excitable today. I wonder why. Anything special happening?’ she shot Camille a wink. 

Bertrand was behind them and was now dressed in a Christmas themed sweater vest; it had Rudolph stitched on the front and a red nose that lit up. He had been tempted to wear his other Christmas sweater vest that played Deck The Halls when a hidden button was pushed, but he felt that might have been too out there..

‘Merry Christmas darling!’ he said to Camille, pecking her cheek. ‘You have outdone yourself!’ 

‘Wait till you see the turkey!’ Camille told him. ‘It’s the biggest bird I could find in the market.’

Lily burst through with Luna in her arms. Her little sister was giggling as Lily held her close.  ‘Uncle Liam! Auntie Aurrie! Uncle Bertrand! Oooh, is that a light up reindeer?!’

Bertrand crouched down to give her a hug and snuck a little gold wrapped present into her hand. ‘Your first present,’ he whispered. ‘More to come!’  He kissed Luna on top of the head too, smiling as the baby gurgled and reached out to stroke the reindeer on his jumper. 

Bertrand saw Leo dressed as Santa and his eyes narrowed. ‘You..’ he whispered. 

Leo gave him a hug. ‘Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!’

‘Ho ho ho indeed..’ Bertrand replied dryly. He would have made a much better Santa. 

Leo grinned then left the room to head upstairs. He had another plan.

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‘Feliz navidad! We wanna wish you a merry Christmas We wanna wish you a merry Christmas We wanna wish you a merry Christmas!’

Lily and Maxwell were singing again. The song had been on repeat. They were having the time of their lives as they twirled and jumped around the room; everyone else was sick to the back teeth of it. 

‘Why can’t we just play Michael Buble?’ Liam asked sadly. 

‘Ha, no,’ Drake replied. ‘Buble is the poor man’s Frank Sinatra. Gimme Frank any day.’ 

‘I’m actually partial to Mariah Carey..’ Aurelia admitted, turning red. ‘Guilty pleasure.’

Bertrand shuddered dramatically. ‘I expected better from you, Your Highness,’ he said, before giving her a wink to show he was only teasing. Aurelia playfully swatted his arm. 

‘Oh really, Duke?’ she teased. ‘What’s your favourite?’

Bertrand drew himself up into a noble pose. ‘Nat King Cole, of course.’ 

Camille laughed. ‘Why am I not surprised?’

‘I love Marilyn Monroe..’ Olivia joined in. ‘Santa can trim my Christmas tree all he wants.’

‘Wham!’ Camille cried, excited. ‘Can’t beat George Michael!’ 

‘Why did I marry you?’ Drake teased, giving her a smirk. 

‘Hey everyone!’ Leo called, joining the room. He was dressed in his normal clothes now. ‘What did I miss?’

Lily pounced on him. ‘You missed Santa! But it’s okay because he went away somewhere.. Um.. don’t know where though. I’ll go find him-’

‘I saw Santa!’ Leo told her hurriedly. ‘He’s in the bathroom.’

Lily grinned, content that Santa hadn’t disappeared. 

Leo helped himself to a beer then joined Olivia, throwing his arm around her shoulders. ‘What are we talking about then, babe?’

‘Just you trimming my Christmas tree,’ Olivia said. 

‘You are aware we can hear you, right?’ Drake asked, looking like he was going to throw up. 

Camille tossed back her champagne. ‘I don’t think Liv cares.’ 

‘Quite right, babe,’ Olivia told her. ‘You’re learning.’

                        ***********************************************

They were opening presents in the Living Room. Drake and Camille had bought Maxwell a turntable for his vinyl records that he collected. He was so grateful. 

But not as grateful as Bertrand who had been gifted a kimono from Drake and Camille.

‘A kimono for my collection!’ he cried, holding it to his chest. ‘Oh what a delight!’ 

Leo and Olivia gave Drake a bottle of whiskey and Camille a voucher for a weekend away to a spa. ‘You guys!’ Camille gasped. ‘This is too much!’

Olivia shrugged. ‘You’re so busy being a Duchess and a mom, we figured you needed time for yourself. Be Camille again. You can take a plus one.’

‘ME!’ Maxwell screamed, making everyone jump. 

‘What if I want to go to the spa, Max?’ Drake asked. ‘She’s my wife!’

‘Ha!’ Olivia laughed. ‘Sorry, just imagining Drake with cucumbers on his eyes.’

‘And a fluffy white robe and slippers!’ Liam said, letting out a peal of laughter. Olivia held out her hand for Liam to high five her. 

‘Oh sure, bully me like you both did in tutoring class,’ Drake said. ‘So mature.’ 

‘Aww Drake!’ Liam wheedled. ‘We’re kidding.’

‘I’m not,’ Olivia said. ‘I love bullying Drake.’

Drake mouthed ‘fuck you’ to her. Olivia raised her glass to him and tossed it back. 

‘Where’s Santa?’ Lily suddenly asked. ‘He’s been in the toilet for a long time. I hope he doesn’t have a bad tummy.’

Leo jumped up, realising he had forgotten about his alter ego.  ‘Aaah, be right back!’

He ran out of the room and upstairs to resume his Santa persona. 

‘Amateur..’ Betrand muttered, crossing his legs and adopting a haughty pose. 

                      ********************************************

The group started a tally to see how many times Leo had to bolt up to rush upstairs to dress back into the Santa costume. He would spend thirty minutes as Santa before changing back to his normal self. As a result, he was exhausted. 

‘Having fun?’ Bertrand asked, giving him some serious side eye. 

‘The best,’ Leo croaked, slumping down on the sofa dressed in his grey sweater, dark blue jeans and boots. ‘Yay. Christmas.’

‘Perhaps next year I can take the mantle of being Santa,’ Bertrand suggested casually. ‘Since you stole it from me.’

‘Wha?’ Leo was surprised. ‘I stole it from you?’

‘Yes. I wanted to be Santa and I was all dressed up!’ Bertrand hissed.  ‘But I had to go home and change because you had already decided to do it. I was so excited too. I had perfected my ho ho ho!’

                                      *******************************

Olivia was sipping her champagne when she saw Camille take Lily’s hand and lead her over. ‘Hey Liv,’ Camille said, giving her a smile. ‘Lily’s got something to give you.’

Olivia set down her glass. ‘Ooh presents?’

Lily blushed and held out a small box wrapped in red glittery paper. Olivia smiled and took the box, stopping when Camille leaned over to whisper in her ear, ‘Lily chose this herself. She’s gotten all shy, she’s worried you won’t like it.’

Olivia looked down at Lily who was looking at her godmother with a look of total nervousness on her face. Olivia held out her hand. ‘Come on babe, sit on my lap. Let’s open this together, shall we?’

Lily smiled and clambered onto Olivia’s lap. 

‘You wrapped this so well, Lily..’ Olivia mused, carefully taking off the paper. Clearly, Camille had taken over wrapping duty but Olivia didn’t have to show that she knew that. Camille gave her a discreet thumbs up and slyly took a picture of the two of them. 

The paper was off and in Olivia’s hand was a little box with two familiar C’s on the front. 

Olivia let out a gasp and opened the box.

It was a Chanel lipstick. 

‘I know you like Chanel and you like lipstick..’ Lily whispered, wringing her hands together. Olivia opened the lipstick and looked at the colour.

It was red. But more than that, it was the red that Olivia had been searching for. She had worn red lipstick since she was sixteen and she had searched for the perfect shade for years, never quite finding the right one. 

This was the perfect shade. 

This was a red that conjured up images of red lips glowing over dying candlelight. This was a red meant for sipping vintage champagne, leaving its burnished mark on a crystal glass. This was a red for seduction. This was a red that conveyed a powerful woman. 

‘I love it,’ Olivia breathed. ‘Oh Lily, you know me so well.’

Lily beamed and clapped her hands together. ‘It’s so pretty, isn’t it!’

Olivia laughed and took out her mirror compact from her clutch. Lily studied her with intense concentration as Olivia removed her current lipstick shade with makeup wipes, before painting her mouth with the new shade. 

‘What did I tell you about lipstick, babe?’ she asked. 

‘Work from the middle to the outer edge!’ Lily recited. 

Olivia finished painting her lips. She looked at her reflection and felt her heart skip. 

‘Thank you, darling,’ Olivia whispered, pressing a kiss on Lily’s forehead. It left a lip shaped mark; Lily wasn’t going to wash her face for a week now. 

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Liam and Aurelia were playing on the floor with Luna. They were trying to get in as much practice before their baby boy was born in March. The baby would be their first. Luna laughed happily as her uncle and aunt gave her attention. Lily was showing her presents to Olivia, who was admiring each toy and book using her best acting abilities. As much as Olivia adored Lily, she wasn’t the cutesy kind of aunt that most aunts were expected to be -Aurelia was more like that- but Lily didn’t seem to mind. 

Maxwell and Bertrand were tipsy from the bubbles. They were trying their best Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin impressions as they sang ‘White Christmas’ by the fireplace, swaying and holding their champagne glasses in the air.  Leo was simply lying on the sofa, dressed in normal clothes, defeated after constantly changing back and forth. 

Drake had been unable to keep his hands to himself for much longer. He had kept thinking about Camille and her lingerie. So, when nobody was looking, he had pulled her upstairs and threw her on the bed so he could ravish her in under three minutes, because Drake and Camille had managed to time their quickies to perfection thanks to having two demanding kids.

In those three minutes, Camille forgot about the turkey.

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‘Well, if you ask me, this is just as good as turkey!’ Maxwell said, trying to be cheerful. ‘I mean, who can argue with these ingredients?’

They were all sat around the fireplace toasting s’mores. 

The turkey had been abandoned. Camille had cried. It had been left in the oven for too long and the fire alarm had alerted everyone to the situation.  Olivia had patted Camille on the back and asked, ‘Want alcohol?’

Camille had grabbed the bottle of champagne that Olivia offered her and took a deep swig. 

Drake hastily brought together ingredients for s’mores. S’mores were now to be the main dish, served with stuffing, potatoes and everything else Camille had managed not to burn. The turkey was the only victim. 

Drake watched over Lily as she toasted her s’more, making sure she was being safe. ‘Easy now, baby,’ he whispered and Lily flashed him a happy grin before going back to concentrate on the task at hand. 

Luna was settled on Liam’s lap. Aurelia was feeding Luna pieces of s’more, blowing on it to make sure it was safe for her to eat. She was already so good with children. Liam watched his wife with a dopey grin on his face, unable to contain his joy that she was his. This woman was his wife and Queen. He had never felt more complete. 

‘I’ve never had a s’more..’ Bertrand mused. ‘What are they exactly?’

‘The best food ever!’ Lily cried, beaming. She was quite pleased the turkey was ruined; it meant she could all the s’mores she wanted and smores were so much better. Drake had passed his love for s’mores onto her after monthly camping trips. The highlight was always sitting by the campfire toasting s’mores. Lily was a true Walker at heart and a daddy’s girl. 

‘Carbs..’ Olivia groaned. 

Leo nudged her playfully. ‘It’s Christmas, Liv. If you can’t eat like a pig at Christmas, then when can you?’

‘For once I agree with my brother!’ Liam said, raising his glass. ‘To eating like a  pig!’

‘To eating like a pig!’ they all cheered. Camille smiled wobbily and Drake took her hand, squeezing it gently. 

‘Maybe next year,’ he told her quietly. 

Camille smiled at him gratefully and took a bite of her s’more. 

‘Where’s Santa?’ Lily asked. ‘Do you think he would like a s’more?’

The adults all turned to look at Leo. Lily was oblivious, happily taking a bite out of another s’more.  

Leo sighed and stood up, his shoulders slumped with defeat. ‘I’ll go find him..’ 

#12 days of fictmas #choices 12 days of fictmas #drake walker #olivia nevrakis #leo rhys #maxwell beaumont #trr fanfic

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I can't believe that out of all Tim's actual girlfriends (like one’s he actually actively dated not just love interests) Ariana was the cleanest break up and Tim wanted to break up with her through a god damn letter! The only reason he didn’t was because he was stopped by Alfred who told Tim to do it in person but Tim managed to get off scot-free because Ariana broke up with him first before he could tell her he wanted to break up. Though to be fair they were already seriously drifting apart considering Tim was actively flirting with Steph while he was still dating her and the reason he wanted to break up with her was so he could date Steph without guilt.

After Ariana Tim’s second cleanest break up was Steph and Tim and Steph never actually even really officially broke up with each other! Steph 'died' and got kidnapped to Africa by Leslie and when she came back they spent years just awkwardly circling each other pushing and pulling until the reboot where they are now together again.

Tim broke up with Zoanne through a text message which you know is expected from the guy who wanted to break up with an ex through a letter only this time Alfred never got the chance to be like ‘wtf Master Tim?’ and so Tim actually went through with it this way. Oh man Zoanne was even offhandedly mentioned in Red Robin by Ives when Vicki Vale published that story about Tim and Tam being engaged saying she was annoyed with Tim. Poor Zoanne just imagine your boyfriend breaks up with you through a text message that’s the last you hear from him, he offers no further explanation or bothers to tell you why, then he disappears and drops out of school and reporters are asking about him and obviously you’re worried and then he just shows up again and is engaged to another girl. I would be pissed she deserved better. 

And Tim faked Tam's fathers death without telling her so she broke up with him which I think is the messiest break up as Tam has every right to be completely pissed at Tim. 

What Tim did to Tam was really messed up because he faked her father’s death and actually comforted her over said death even though he knew Lucius was still alive and could have easily told her considering Dick was in on the plan along with Jim it was hardly need to know but he just strait up lied to her face and then he ignored her texts and messages when she was upset that they weren’t letting her see her fathers body because you know there was no body. 

Tam had every right to be angry with Tim and she still had to see Tim at the office because she is a professional.

Man I can’t believe Tim’s healthiest most stable relationship was with the girl who he didn’t even tell his god damn name to (Bruce ended up telling her taking away Tim’s opportunity to though we have no idea when/ if he ever would have if Bruce never meddled is unknown). Then again Steph was definitely... the easiest for Tim to date? Most understanding?

With Ariana and Zoanne they never learned that Tim was Robin so they constantly had to deal with their boyfriend standing them up, making excuses, being late to dates or sleeping on dates or being distracted when he was with them for no reason they could understand. There was always a wall between them in their relationship because Tim always put his duty as Robin first.

With Tam though she knew that Tim was Red Robin she’s very much more enamoured with Tim’s Red Robin persona rather than Tim himself when you think about their relationship. She liked the excitement of Tim saving her from bad guys and taking down assassins and super villains but she herself is not really equipped to deal with Tim and all his baggage not that she should even have to. Tam even puts it very well herself when she breaks up with him saying “I fell in love with Red Robin because he was so cool. But I think the man wearing the mask is just cold”.

Steph is actually the only one of Tim’s girlfriends who ever actually... loved Tim completely in his entirety, both as Tim Drake and as his super hero persona. Steph fell in love with Tim primarily because he was the first man in her life who ever treated her with kindness and respect. Steph’s dad abused her, her dad and mother would allow men into the house that would give her sexual looks or make sexual comments heck even her own uncle made sexual comments at her and she was a victim of sexual assault as well, and we know that any boyfriends she had before Tim or at least Dean in particular just used her for sex. Whenever Steph talks about Tim she always mentions how gentle he is with her because no one was ever gentle with her before.

With Tim though Steph only originally knew Tim as Robin she did know that he was keeping his secret identity from her and she accepted it (even though she did want to know) and despite keeping a secret from her it was much easier with Steph than it was with Ariana or Zoanne as Tim never had to make up excuses with Steph other than a few attempts to find out who Robin was Steph never actually pushed and always backed off whenever Tim asked her to and whenever Tim said he couldn’t tell her something she always was like ‘yep I know what I agreed to, I know there are things you can’t tell me I understand’

When Steph found out Tim’s identity though their relationship only became easier and more stable (as long as you don’t include the times Bruce manipulates) they were able to be more open and honest with each other and they were legitimately cute doing crosswords on stake outs, going on dates, Tim made Steph soup and Steph helped organise a surprise party for Tim. Steph loved every aspect of Tim, she loved Robin, she loved Tim Drake, she loved all of him saying “How I feel about you doesn’t depend on the mask you know that right?”

 In fact despite the differences in characters between preboot and reboot that is one of the things I like about Rebirths Detective Comics because they really sum up Tim and Steph’s relationship and what they’re about perfectly “It doesn’t matter if you’re Robin, Red Robin or Batman. It doesn’t matter if I’m Spoiler, Robin or Batgirl. I know Tim Drake and I know what he stands for I believe in him and I love him”

#DC comics #stephanie brown #tim drake #timsteph #tamara fox #damn i just wanted to make fun of tim being such a god damn mess when it came to his relationships instead i got emotional about timsteph #ariana dzerchenko #zoanne wilkins #dc