#double eggs hahah

[boookfreeak]

My mom and sister were baking today and they used the eggs my mom got from her colleague's neighbor's chicken and when they cracked open the first egg, there were two egg yolks in there. That was already pretty cool but when they go to open the second one THERE WAS ANOTHER EGG IN IT. literally. It was slightly underdeveloped but it was still another extra fucking egg in the bigger egg.

And now I'm baking smth and I crack open a third egg and iT AGAIN HAS TWO EGG YOLKS.

what the hell

PROOF

my mom and sister's eggs - one in the bowl, already cracked, two yolks - the other in my sister's hand and with the extra egg in it

my egg just now, TWO YOLKS GUYS

#like is this normal? #ive heard about special eggs you can buy in like the united states that are specifically made to have extra yolks but this isnt that #these are just the happy little chickens from my mom's colleague's neighbor #baking #eggs #egg yolks #double eggs hahah

[scarletwinterxx]

just like you - dad mark lee scenario

hello ~ and we're back with another dad mark scenario. I'm so happy a lot of you seem to like this series as much as I do🥺 also, this isn't written in a particular order, I just write it based on requests/or whichever timeline the scene fits in. anyways, I hope you like it!

alsooooo I'm going to see 127 again next week😭🥺 so expect me to be in my feels again for the next few weeks hahah

if you have a request or scenario you want me to do, just send me a message I'll see what I can do😊💌

part1: day with dad mark lee

part2: another day with dad mark lee

part3: a day with the lee's

part4: (prologue) i don't know how to make eggs

part5: glitter pens and goodnight kisses with the Lee's

part6: first love and kisses

part7: naps and baby kicks

part8: then there was three

part9: just like you

For my other works you can check them out here, and for my other story series’ you can check them out here.

All works are copyrighted ©scarletwinterxx 2024 . Do not repost, re-write without the permission of author.

(gif not mine, credits to rightful owner)

"The kids are doing alright, Minjung is loving the music lessons. Minjee, well she's causing all kinds of trouble" you tell your dad thru the phone, he laughs heartily hearing about how his grandkids are doing

"You and Mark doing okay?" he asks

"Yep, he's actually home now. He took Minjung to piano lessons earlier so it's just us three at home"

"How about you, are you okay? Not to tired?" he asks you, even now your dad still babies you. This made you smile, imagining one day this will me Minjee and Mark.

"I'm good, I'm great. I'll call again okay? You and mom take care" you say a few more words before hanging up. You walked back downstairs to see Mark and Minjee in the living room, some cartoon was playing on the TV and both father and daughter is busy watching to notice you.

You sat down next to Mark, catching both of their attentions. Minjee smiles at you, the same way Mark did. They really do look alike.

"Your dad okay?"

"Yep, he was just asking how we're doing" You smile at him, cuddling his side.

"You know I just thought one day that's going to be you and Minjee"

Mark sits up straight making you sit up too. The little Lee looks up at her dad, a small frown on her face forming from being disturbed. She then crawls over your lap to get comfortable again.

"She's not allowed to move out, or have a boyfriend" Mark says making you laugh

"My dad probably thought so too, and look where we are now"

"Yea but she's my baby"

You laugh at your husband's cuteness, looking down at your daughter "Minjee, who's your first love"

The little girl looks up, answering with a few words she could say "Huckie"

You laugh then looked over at Mark, a confused look on his face

"Who???"

"Baby, you love who?" you asked Minjee again, the little girl smiles before answering "Hyuckieeee" she says this time Mark takes her from you

"Are you saying you love your uncle Hyuck more than me?"

"Minjee love Hyuckie" she tells her dad, meanwhile you laugh at Mark's reaction. Donghyuck has always been around ever since the kids were little, Minjung grew up having his fun uncle around much to Mark's dismay some times but you know he's thankful to have his bestfriend around.

After Donghyuck's daughter was born, they would sometimes go on double daddy-daughter dates.

"You did not just say you love him more than me. I thought dada was your favorite" Mark frowns but Minjee just giggles

"Ah you're breaking dada's heart, let me ask you again who do you love the most" Mark asks his daughter, the little girl smiling before uttering the name once again

"Hy-"

"Dada, you love dada. I'm going to buy you all the toys and ice cream and whatever you want" then he attacks her with tickles and kisses making the little girl laugh.

"You're only 2 and you're already breaking dad's heart, I don't even know what I'll do when you get an actual boyfriend"

"Do you know what my dad said before we got married?" you asked, making Mark look over at you with curious eyes

"He said he dreaded the day he would give me away, but after meeting you he can breath easier knowing it would be you I'll come home to" you smile at the memory. The words your dad said you'll forever remember.

"He cried so much during our wedding" he mumbles, taking one of your hands to hold it in his. Caressing the band you're wearing, the very same one he also has.

"You would to, I can see it" you smile, "And I love you so much for that, to know that our daughter would grow up with that much love and care. She would know what true love is because you showed her that"

He smiles at you then looks down at Minjee then back at you, "Oh dang I'm gonna cry, I can't even think when that day comes"

You giggle before cuddling him again, this time he hugs you close. Both of his girls in his arms. "We got a long way to go, for now you need to beat Hyuck first" you joke

"Oh you already know it"

#story #tags #nct #nct 127 #nct dream #nct fluff #nct dad #nct imagine #nct au #nct mark #mark lee #mark lee imagine #mark lee scenario #mark lee au #mark lee fluff #mark lee husband #mark lee dad

[yridenergyridenergy]

Die's Food Diary in Europe (March 2024 tour)

For the magazine Weekly Shinchou April 25th 2024 issue, Die wrote a blog of what he ate on Dir en grey's trip to Europe. Their flight lasted 14 hours.

March 18th – After landing in Warsaw, he went to a seafood restaurant but seeing as he doesn't like seafood or raw food, he ordered a beef steak, which he was satisfied with.

March 19th – Die ate breakfast at the hotel. The buffet typically contains ham, scrambled eggs, salad, bread and coffee. There were sausages and bacon, but they seemed oily/greasy and he was concerned about how much fat they contained. By the third day there though, he started getting bored with that menu.

The lunch is catered by the venue for the concert. It had ham, cheese, bread and minestrone. Because it was the first day and that preparations were hectic, he actually went on stage for that first show without eating dinner. After the show ended, he enjoyed a traditional Italian risotto with mushrooms.

March 20th – Before the second show, he ate pierogi for dinner. He commented that it looks like gyoza but that the taste is "modest"? He also highlighted how it was difficult to get used to the time of day because of how late the shows start in Europe.

March 21st – The band and the staff left on a double-decker bus toward Paris. Die bumped his head on the ceiling of the second floor because it's really low. The bunk beds are narrow for his height but they're decent once he got used to them. They all ate from a service area/stop along the way but Die, not wanting to succumb to the temptation of eating fast food, ate leftovers of a burrito prepared the previous night... which he then realizes can count as fast food too hah.

March 22nd – He ate from traditional French home-style meals that appeared to have been cooked in-house at the venue. Die was excited to try the food out but all the names were in French... The only meal that he could recognize visually was a quiche. I think he ended up trying a few regardless of not knowing what he was eating and he was satisfied.

Die was a bit nervous before going on stage because of the Bataclan's tragic event in 2015 (terrorist shooting). After the show, he had take-out bolognese pasta with thick noodles.

March 23rd – Apparently a fan from Japan gave them takoyaki, which was however heavier than pure takoyaki. He found the taste powdery. All the band members stuffed their faces with takoyaki. The band always receives a bunch of instant food from Japanese fans when they tour overseas, it seems. If someone on the bus starts eating something like ramen, the others are lured in by the smell and they will likely indulge as well. He doesn't usually take (instant?) ramen in Japan, but he finds it tasty on tour overseas.

For dinner, he had kebabs before the show, and pizza afterward. In the end, he did succumb to junk food.

March 24th – Breakfast was served on the ferry boat's restaurant. He took fried eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes and bread while looking out at the sea. At night, he went to a local yakiniku-style restaurant with his American friends. While the atmosphere was similar to a Japanese yakiniku, he felt sorry for his friends about the taste of the food.

......... A menu critic highlighted at the end of the diary that Die had not eaten any fruit or vegetables hahah.

#Dir en grey #Die #translation #diet #food #diary #magazine #Europe #March 2024

[genshin-impact-unofficial]

Hi! I love the way you write Itto :). Could you please write a fluff scenario of Itto x gn!reader spending Christmas together? 🎄

Ahhhhh! That himbo is my FAVORITE to write. He is so unserious and thinking about him my therapy at this point. MERRY CHRISTMAS and thanks for the request!

Jingle All The Way!

Itto Christmas shenanigans.

Tags: Itto x GN!reader, Silly, Can be read as Established Relationship or not, Fluff, Kisses, Comedy, AU where Teyvat has a Chrismas.

As soon as December hits, something just overcomes Itto.

The man is gonna deck the halls so hard that even Santa will shed a single manly tear. There's no escaping the festivities, especially since you're his partner in crime this year.

It's like a damn speedrun. Cozy sweaters, CHECK. Decorations, CHECK. Egg, NOGGED. Hot Chocolate, GUZZLED. Carols, BELTED. Gingerbread house, DESTROYED.

By the time Christmas rolls around you are beat. At this point the holiday spirit is running through your veins. But at the end of the day, seeing the joy that it brings to the goofy oaf next to you makes it almost worth it.... almost.

"Alright! Next up is the ultimate snowball battle for the ages! Then we gotta- " Your hand quickly covered the oni's mouth, preventing him from saying another word.

"Hold up, I thought we did those things already?" You questioned while raising an eyebrow in suspicion.

"Yeah, but today's Christmas." Itto explained. "It's the big day so we gotta go out with a bang! All the greatest hits in one epic marathon!" He looked so rearing to go that you could almost get swept up in his boundless determination. Your aching muscles reminded you that you COULD NOT take another day running around Inazuma yelling out Christmas carols and double fisting hot coco.

"You want a finale? Alright then, how about a new exciting experience?" You stepped up, hoping Itto would take the bait. He looked at you as though he was mulling it over, gears cranking in his head.

"Oh yeah? Then whats this grand finale of yours? It's a pretty big order to top my masterfully crafted Christmas extravaganza." Itto challenged meanwhile looking quite proud of himself.

"Well you're just going to have to trust me and see." You taunted, knowing full well that the oni's curiosity would get the better of him. So when you grabbed your coat and headed out, it wasn't a question whether the other was following.

Itto tried his best to remain aloof but you could feel anticipation radiating off the boy. You had to make sure not to skimp him on all the experiences that the holidays had to offer. But before you arrived, you instructed the tall man cover his eyes and led him to stand exactly where you wanted him.

"Alight, open!" You smiled as the hand covering Itto's eyes swung away in excitement. He eagerly looked around and took in the beautiful surroundings. The bustling city really was a sight to behold. From the top tier of stairs you could see the lights that twinkled on every store front and white fluffy snow blanket every surface. Intricate decorations were strung across the main road while last minute shoppers scurried on below it. Laughter, music, and wishes of good faith fill the air.

"I gotta give you, this is a great view, buuuuut....." Itto wore a victorious smile. "I can't say it's a new mind blowing experience. I know it's hard to believe that the great leader of the Arataki gang has done it all but-"

"Ah ah ah, the view wasn't the finale." You interrupted, taking an extra step so you were almost eye level with the large man. You pointed upward to guide Itto's gaze. Affixed to the red arch above you was a dainty mistletoe. The oni's crimson eyes locked onto the small plant while his jaw hung slightly jar. The light pink on his cheeks from the nipping cold quickly began to spread and deepen.

"I - ahhhh HAHAH. I mean I CaN- Do you uh?" Itto's words fumbled from his mouth in half formed thoughts. His wide eyes darted back and forth from you to the mistletoe. You chuckled and although you enjoyed the antics of the flustered boy, you were merciful enough to not let him flounder for too long. It was the holidays after all.

"Merry Christmas Itto." You whisper to him while using your newly gained height to lessen the distance. Your hands gripped onto the front of his ugly sweater to pull him closer until lips met. Itto's arms were quick to envelope you into a warm embrace which was nice in contrast to the chilling temperature.

It wasn't long before you were overtaken, Itto held you even closer and his lips lingered on yours. You broke, leaning back in his arms to breath and then giggle when the oni simply opted to start peppering kisses all over your face. Itto pulled back to look at you, his dopey grin held so much affection that you could practically feel your heart melting away in your chest. Okay, maybe putting up with the oni's crazy agenda was worth it..... sometimes.

<A/N: I am sorry if this seems a little rushed. (please excuse any mistakes) I thought I'd have more time and wanted to get this out before Christmas lol. I LOVE ITTO SO MUCH OK.>

#genshin #genshin headcanons #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #itto x reader #arataki itto #genshin itto #oneshot #drabble

[bondsmagii]

I've actually been getting mostly white eggs from Tesco lately, for a few weeks now. NO idea why and it's so unsettling. I hate opening the fridge and looking at them, eggs should be brown. I didn't realise this would upset me as much as it does but I'm genuinely quite excited to get brown eggs again lol my life obviously is. not very exciting hahah

nooo what the hell man!! I'd be so excited to get a white egg lol I'd see it as on par with getting a double yolk (something that, alas, has also never happened to me). I get mine from Sainsbury's or our local greengrocer's and they're always brown. excited to hear that white eggs are possible in the UK though so I'll be keeping an eye out. they better not turn out to be pale brown. I'll fucking know. I want absolutely perfect American middle class suburban family breakfast scene at the beginning of a subpar police procedural drama level white eggs here. will not accept anything less.

#where the husband takes one slice of toast with no butter and kisses his wife and hurries out of course #leaving the fucking feast for her and cooper (11) and grace (7) to get through alone #the disrespect. if i saw a breakfast like that i'd be dining like a king dropping the kids off at grandma's calling in sick #and brining my beautiful chef wife back to bed #nobody around here knows how to be a gentleman anymore #anon #asks

[pony-central]

Sick PonyCentral's Relationship with Her Father

A Friday Night Funkin vs SpongeBob Parodies Flashback

May 24, 2017 (6 years ago)

Also the day that Sick PonyCentral met Naughty PonyCentral

Sick PonyCentral was sitting in her room, drawing in her sketchpad. She smiled as she admired what she drew; she had drawn herself in a field with a double rainbow. She couldn't wait to show her parents. Well, one of them. You see, her mum had gone to work. So, Sick PonyCentral was left with her dad.

Sick PonyCentral: Dad! Look what I drew! 😁

Her dad was cooking eggs and bacon. Bacon was just for him. Sick PonyCentral smiled. She entered the kitchen, smiling a wide smile.

Her dad: Hmm? Honey? What are you doing here? Can't you see I'm making breakfast? What do you want? 😑

Sick PonyCentral: I wanna show you what I made. 😄

She held the picture for her dad to see. He glared at the picture, then at Sick PonyCentral, who had a smile as big as the morning sun.

Her dad: *looks at his daughter again* Is this meant to be a joke? 😑

Sick PonyCentral: W - What? 🙁

Her dad: *sighs* This picture is a blatant lie. There's no such thing as a "double rainbow".

Sick PonyCentral: B - b - b - but, Daddy! I saw the double rainbow this morning! 😦

Her dad: That was just an optical illusion. Double. Rainbows. Aren't. REAL! 😤

Sick PonyCentral: But, Father! 😟😟😟

Sick PonyCentral looked defeated. Her dad snatched the picture and stared at the little version of Sick PonyCentral. He looked back at her.

Her dad: Listen carefully, Sick PonyCentral. You're gonna stay with me, forever! Unless, of course, you want to run away. 🙄

Sick PonyCentral: Dad? 😢

Her dad placed the picture on a table, which was next to the fireplace. Her dad smirked at her.

Sick PonyCentral: D... Dad? What are you... Gonna do? 😟😢

Her dad: *laughs* I'm gonna light this fire! 😆

Sick PonyCentral: You... You wouldn't DARE! 😱

Her dad: Oh I WOULD dare! HAHAH! 😆

He then lit the fireplace and hung the picture above it. Sick PonyCentral can only look at the fire in horror.

Sick PonyCentral: Dad, no! Don't do this! Please I beg of you! 😫😫😫

Her dad smiled an evil smile as he dropped the picture into the fireplace.

Sick PonyCentral: NOOOOOOOOO!!! 😫😫😫😭

She looked at the roaring flames, and collapsed onto the floor in tears. Her dad left.

Her dad: Maybe next time, don't but the flammable kind of markers. Heh heh!

Sick PonyCentral looked at the fire, then put it out. She grabbed the remains of her charred picture, then she looked at the door. She looked back at the remains of her picture, and clenched her hooves.

Sick PonyCentral: Grr!

She then left the house in tears as she headed towards the forest.

Sick PonyCentral: *sighs*

She sat down near a tree stump and started crying. She was interrupted by a passerby.

???: Excuse me? You gonna sit there and cry?

Sick PonyCentral looked up at the passerby. She gasped.

Sick BF: You're a unicorn. Just like me! 😮

The unicorn she was speaking to had a similar coat colour as hers. She donned a dark lavender mane and tail, a blue shirt and a pair of dark blue pants.

???: The name's Naughty PonyCentral. And you are?

Sick PonyCentral: Heh. Sick PonyCentral. *sighs* I'm sorry you have to see me like this.

Naughty PonyCentral: Why are you crying exactly? 🤨

Sick PonyCentral: Oh, it's nothing. It's about... My father... 😔

Naughty PonyCentral: Oh. What did he do? 😟

Sick PonyCentral: He... *sniff* Sorry. He burned the picture I drew of myself.

Naughty PonyCentral: Oh my God. That sounds terrible. I'm so sorry to hear that. 😞

Sick PonyCentral: He also said that a double rainbow doesn't exist! 😫 😫

Naughty PonyCentral: Man, what a jerk! He sounds like the meanest father in the world. 😡

Sick PonyCentral resumed her crying. Naughty PonyCentral felt bad for her.

Naughty PonyCentral: Hey, girl. Please don't cry. It wasn't your fault, OK? It's his. He's just being a meanie.

Sick PonyCentral: *sobbing* I know he is. He doesn't think I have a future! 😭😭😭

Naughty PonyCentral: Sure you do. Don't listen to your dad. When you see him again in a few years time, give him a piece of your mind. OK? 😟

Sick PonyCentral: *stops crying* OK.

Naughty PonyCentral: Good girl. 😊

#fnfspongebobparodies #friday night funkin #scriptwriting #sick ponycentral #Naughty PonyCentral #flashback

[dinaive]

My Breakfast

Consist of mushroom 🍄 eggs with slice tomato and chicken. I got it a lil burnt. And I made a plain kopi o with no sugar .

Let's see if this coffee sufficient. Last night it's hard for me to sleep hahah, cause I had double shots of espresso in the morning.

Let's see how it will be for today

[the1975attheirverybest]

i truly just don't see why people are making a big deal out of this and are like trashing matty and saying taylor could do better??

like maybe its just bc i don't think taylor is a goddess who can do no wrong, and i also think matty probably isn't the "bad guy" his persona is, i really don't care whether they are dating or not

(also the fact that people are like DENISE FOLLOWS HER!!! SHE PERFORMED AT THEIR SHOW!!! its like....well yeah she's friends with the band through jack antonoff (and even before him) so yeah obvi they'd interact)

-👻

Yeah, my sense of the situation is that these are mostly younger fans who idolize Taylor, and perhaps haven’t really encountered critical thinking just yet. And, if you do a quick google search on Matty. The stuff you’ll see…hahah. Y’all remember that wiki page a couple of weeks ago that was like making him sound like a super villain who lives for destruction and world domination?

So, I get that the swifties are concerned for their fav or whatever. But, they’re being really aggressive about it and it’s hard to watch. As for “evidence.” Bestie, I’m on Taylor swift tok cuz I love her and her music and I have seen this fandom “theorize” everything from getting double album releases, to alllll of her re-records, etc and convince themselves that it’s true and stay up late until midnight to see it she drops something…everything’s an Easter egg now. They probably think Denise and Taylor taking a pic is a “hint.” So, yeah, I wouldn’t listen to them. Unless Taylor or Matty say it directly, there’s no sense in getting caught up.

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

play pretend: my little orange

ch11

masterlist

- me 🤝 shoyo

wiggling when we r happy/as a stim

-poly tanaka supremacy ⁉️

-tanaka n noya r so stupid pls

-HAHAH OH???? OH???? OH???😏😏😏

-oh to have my own player two… *sobs in nerd*

-suga is concerned

-LMFAOOO TADA IS EXPOSING KEI

-shoyo using too many emoticons supremacy >>>

-i am feeling in adequate within my abilities n see no reason 2 continue writing 😍🙏

^anyways double post to make up for that

taglist!🦨

@lavedi @yokey-egg @princealastor @putmeinyourdeathnote @faewraithsworld @afairywithacrown @theoriginaleclipse @revrse @vicolangelo @sugaslilsugabby @jiminslajibolala @momluvr123 @anniesfavoritesimp

#smau #bimbos haikyuu smaus #haikyuu smau #haikyuu text messages #haikyuu textposts #shoyo hinata #hinata shoyo x reader #shoyo hinata x reader #hinata shoyo #bimbo’s play pretend

[transmascdreamxd]

Double closeted transfem tombur where they dress up to the nines "for goofs" in frilly dresses, makeup, perfumes, nailpolish, wigs, and then get inebriated, Tommy way more than Wilbur, and then wil (consentually) takes advantage of him(her?)

Anon, you are a genius.

Don't have much to add, but that kind of hahah... unless... conflicted egg-breaking is great.

#kink rating #tombur #anon asks

[viastro]

underneath the cherry blossom trees | xu minghao

ミ★ synopsis: in which minghao proposes to you underneath the cherry blossom trees.

ミ★ genre: pure rotten fluff

ミ★ warnings: none!

ミ★ word count: 973

ミ★ pairings: minghao x female reader

ミ★ notes: this is the shortest oneshot i’ve ever written, does this even count as a oneshot? idk i’m still new to this thing HAHAH, but this is short and sweet! it’s practically word vomit, but i hope you guys find it cute :D

“Waah! The cherry blossoms are so pretty this year!” You exclaim, letting go of Minghao’s hand to run up to the pink flowers, ignoring how many people are also visiting. You reach up and touch a single cherry blossom on the shortest branch, feeling a sense of happiness wash over you. 

[snap, snap]

Turning around, you see your boyfriend taking pictures of you, a small lopsided grin on his face. You smile back, rushing over to wrap your arms around Minghao’s waist. 

“Well aren’t you just a ball of excitement from seeing the cherry blossoms?” He teases, squeezing your waist to elicit a small squeak out of you. You slap his stomach, making him double over with laughter. 

“Do you blame me? They’re so pretty! I feel like I’m in an anime.” You say in awe at the trees surrounding the two of you. Minghao laughs for like the fifth time because you’re absolutely hilarious and adorable.

Okay, not just that. Minghao laughs when he’s nervous, and he’s quite literally: shitting ! his ! pants ! right now ! You and Minghao have been dating for three years now, having met in your third year of university through mutual friends.

read: Lee Chan

He knew you were the one he wanted to spend the rest of his life with when he could no longer imagine his future without you in it. It was literally like a midlife crisis for him, but he is definitely not middle aged so should we call it a young adult life crisis? 

anyways...

He was laying in bed beside you a few months ago, smiling at the way you were pouting in your sleep. It literally dawned on him right then and there, oh my god. I can’t spend the rest of my mornings not seeing this. 

So here you both are, looking at the cherry blossom trees together. All while Minghao is shitting bricks as he thinks of how he can possibly ask you to marry him in a way that’s epic. You’re both not financially stable enough to get married yet, but he did buy you a ring. However… he left the ring… at Jun’s apartment… and parking is only free… today… so… here we are.

Minghao is a nervous wreck luv x !

He watches you ramble with a big smile on your face as you try to catch the falling petals, and he wonders if now is a good time to possibly bring up the topic.

No.

Well?

No.

Well actually…

Minghao plucks three small cherry blossom flowers from the nearest branch as you run off towards the cherry blossom tree in the middle of the square. He lets out a small giggle at the sight of you excitedly running, making sure to catch up to you.

“Ahh! Haohao, they’re so pretty! I’m literally going to have a stroke-” You turn around mid-speech to see Minghao holding three small cherry blossom flowers in his hand. He’s giving you a small smile, waddling a bit as he stands there. 

“You look nervous.” You tell him, giving him a teasing grin and he chuckles, rubbing the back of his neck with his free hand.

“I wish I had more that I could offer you right now.” Minghao begins, taking a step forward so that you two are inches apart. You cock your head to the side, about to deny and say that he gives you more than enough, only for him to tuck the cherry blossoms behind your ear. 

“There’s a possibility that we may have to live off of spicy beef and eggs for the rest of our lives.” You raise an eyebrow, making him giggle at you. 

“Where is this going-”

“But if you’re willing to accept me as I am, and how little I can offer you for the time being, will you marry me?” 

Your eyes widen at the question, Minghao also staring back at you with timid eyes as he awaits your response. You let out a giggle, reaching out and hitting his shoulder, making him laugh as well. The nervousness suddenly washing away at your joyful reaction.

“What kind of proposal was that! You didn’t even have a ring or get down on one knee!” You tease as you playfully hit his arms, and Minghao giggles loudly as he tries to grasp your wrists in an attempt to stop you.

“Sorry! Sorry!” Minghao apologizes, a big smile on his face as you laugh with him. 

“Cancel that proposal! We need a redo!” 

“Okay but…” You give him a look as he trails off, purposefully making the wait for the next part of his sentence excruciatingly long.

“Is that a yes though?” You throw your head back in a laugh, reaching out to squeeze his waist and he giggles, taking your arm and pulling you flush against him into a hug. You wrap your arms around his torso, closing your eyes with a smile.

“It’s a sure until you do it properly.” Minghao grins, looking down at you as you pull your face back to scrunch up your nose at him. Timing is a crazy thing, because right at that moment, a single pink petal fell directly onto your nose. Minghao opens his mouth in awe, and you smile so widely that your eyes turn into crescents. 

“I love you Xu yn.” He mutters, placing a short peck onto your lips. You reach a hand up to your nose and take off the petal, placing it into your jacket pocket.

“It’s not Xu until I get that ring.” You respond, and he squeezes your hip, making you laugh once again. He chuckles, pressing another kiss to your lips.

“I love you too, Minghao.” You mumble between kisses, smiling softly at the prospect that you’re going to be spending the rest of your life with the man you love.

even if his proposal was silly.

don’t worry he made up for it a week later, he had the gang help prepare the proposal too it was absolutely epic. 

#xu minghao x reader #minghao x reader #seventeen #seventeen scenarios #seventeen x reader #seventeen fluff #seventeen oneshot #seventeen au #seventeen drabbles #seventeen blurbs #minghao fluff #seventeen minghao #minghao #minghao drabbles #minghao oneshots #minghao blurbs #minghao scenarios #xu minghao #xu minghao scenarios #xu minghao fluff

[mobagehelllocal]

Since you're a fan of Pokemon if you had to give the dorm leaders a partner pokemon who would you picked?

A/N: AH! Now that I finished editing “dati” ver ii, I can finally answer this! So what I did was just I really picked the first pokemon that popped into my head, and if I didn’t pick that--it’s because i reached a different reasoning. 

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Riddle Rosehearts

Polteageist - The Black Tea Pokemon. Ghost type. 

The moment I thought of Riddle, i instantly thought of this Pokemon! I think it was because my thought process was: “hm... whats a very Alice-in-Wonderland-esque pokemon?” I didn’t really think too deeply about this. The moment I remembered Polteageist, I was “that’s it, that’s the poke.”

I will also note that Riddle for sure has the Antique type and not the Phony type haha. 

Though I don’t really think Riddle would be a ghost type trainer, I can imagine him having various different pokemon from different types. I can see him getting an Alcremie though, like specifically one given to him by Trey probably. 

Leona Kingscholar

Absol - The Disaster Pokemon. Dark type. 

I almost picked Pyroar, but I was like--"No Ai, that’s way too obvious.” So I thought up of other pokemon that were on their four legs. I picked Absol because I think he and Leona have a similar situation? Absol is believed to bring disasters, Leona is believed to not be that good of a prince... the truth is Absol can sense impending disasters and warns people--while Leona’s just suffered from a inferiority complex. So I thought that the pokemon who can sense disasters, accompanying Leona--who, to be honest, could make a great king if given a chance--would be a cool pair. Like, Absol predicting disasters and Leona being able to prove his worth thanks to Absol... I think that’s pretty cool! 

Absol can mega evolve. Here’s the thing, because Absol is a peaceful, laidback pokemon who hates fighting--an Absol who mega evolves means a lot. Leona’s Absol being able to mega evolve proves that Absol believes and will fight for Leona. 

He probably has a varied team. Mayhaps he also owns a Pyroar. 

Azul Ashengrotto

 Milotic - The Tender Pokemon. Water type. 

The first thing I thought of, was that I wanted Azul’s pokemon to be purely a water type. I also almost immediately chose the octopus--Octillery. I also considered Tentacruel. In the end, I picked Milotic. I think Azul and Feebas/Milotic have a somehow story. I like to imagine Azul clutching his Feebas, crying then swearing to it that they will get back at their bullies. Feebas is often seen as not desirable pokemon because it’s... well, not visually pleasing. So Azul can relate to that. Then when Feebas becomes Milotic, she becomes more desirable--which is what Azul does to himself, he builds himself into someone who people want to be. 

Azul’s Feebas/Milotic is definitely shiny. Neither of them knew this, but later on when they learnt about it--it was definitely something they both took pride in. Azul also pampers Milotic a lot, so she’s very very prideful and protective of her trainer. 

I can see Azul running a mostly water type team. Somehow, Azul would be a great battler, but even better at contests with his Milotic. 

Kalim Al-Asim

Darmanitan - The Blazing Pokemon. Fire type. 

You know how some pets end up looking like their owner or vice versa? That’s Kalim and Darmanitan. LIKE... I don’t know what it is--maybe it’s the smile? They sort of look alike and/or have the same type of vibes. Like... that smile? And the energy? The two definitely suit each other.

His Darmanitan would be the regular type from Unova, and not the recent Galarian version. 

Kalim... is likely not the type to really plan out his team I think. He’s the type to find a pokemon he likes, get emotionally attached, then add to his team. He’s definitely maxed his affection levels with them. 

Vil Schoenheit

Roserade - The Bouquet Pokemon. Grass and Poison type. 

I wanted to get Vil a poison type, but not many poison types fits his aesthetics--so I went for a pokemon with double typing. Now that I think about it, this can be a pokemon for Riddle too... but I like how Roserade is pretty and poisonous. It fits what we know of Vil so far hahah. 

Vil’s Roserade is definitely shiny. He either luckily got it in the wild, or it was given to him as an egg--either way a shiny Roserade is so pretty. Shiny!Roserade has purple and black flowers instead of the red and blue--which, honestly, aesthetically suits Vil so much. 

Vil definitely focuses on his pokemon’s grooming, and less on their stats--but he likely uses a poison centric type team that can wear away at his opponents slowly. Also he’s definitely in the contests sphere.

Idia Shroud

Mimikyu - The Disguise Pokemon. Ghost and Fairy type. 

Idia’s a basic bitch. I mean... For some reason, I thought it fit? Like, I was thinking “what about Idia” and Mimikyu immediately came up. Funny enough though, I don’t think Idia choses Mimikyu. It’s more like... Mimikyu attached itself to Idia and now refuses to let go LOL. 

Idia eventually grows to adore Mimikyu though, and let’s it be his signature pokemon. Without a doubt, Mimikyu is Level 100, Perfect IVs, EV trained, at max affection and probably has the z-move stone Mimikium.

Idia is probably the champion of NRC let’s be real. His Mimikyu is terrifying, but his whole varied team are equally as buff. They’re all Level 100, Perfect IVs, EV trained and at max affection. (“It’s finally my time” Idia would cackle).  

Malleus Draconia

Altaria - The Humming Pokemon. Dragon and Flying type. 

Honestly I wondered if this was such a basic choice to make for Malleus lmao. I did consider Hydreigon, Mawile, Grimmsnarl... but I chose Altaria specifically because it’s the only pokemon who can have both the Dragon and Fairy typing when it’s mega evolved. So yeah, obviously Malleus can mega evolve Altaria haha.

He definitely got Altaria when it was still a Swablu. He probably saved it without thinking, and Swablu gave him so much affection that Malleus immediately got attached. You can say Altaria is Malleus’s emotional crutch and also his security blanket. It’s because of Altaria that Malleus isn’t so lonely or sad much. 

Malleus probably has a team of dragons and fairy types--especially the pokes I mentioned earlier. I can also definitely see him with an Alolan!Ninetales and a Galarian!Rapidash. 

#aiwrites #aiheadcanons #twisted wonderland #twst #twst headcanons #pokemon #pokemon headcanons

[purplesurveys]

1270

Would you mind living to 100 years old if you were in semi-decent health? I don’t think so, actually. I don’t really have...goals...? on how long I’d want to live or up to what age I’d like to reach lol, but making it to 100 would be pretty cool I think.

How did your parents meet one another?   They were sort of coworkers. They had jobs assigned to the kitchen but they had different designations, i.e. my dad was a cook and my mom had been a waitress, so I’m guessing they also got to hung out a lot. Have you ever failed an important test? Which subject?   Hmm, I’ve failed tests before but I wouldn’t say any of them were important. I never failed a final exam and I passed all the college entrance tests I applied to.

When's the last time you got heartburn? What do you think caused it? A couple of years ago when I got a Double Down from KFC lol hahahaha. I remember not being able to finish it.

What's your favorite red fruit?  I don’t like fruits.

Do you enjoy sour candies? If so, which ones?  Depends on how intense the sourness is because I hate sour food, but I do occasionally indulge in sour worms and tapes.

Would you want a chance to visit Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? Sure.

Have you ever accidentally broken a window before?   I don’t think so, no.

How old were you when you got your first crush? On who?   My first real crush was on Andi, when I was around 12.

What can you see if you look outside the closest window?   I’m at the rooftop, so no windows.

What was the last disagreement you had with someone? What was it about?   I don’t remember...I feel like I may have had one with my mom recently, but I can’t seem to recall what it had been over.

Which place is like a second home to you, and why?   Starbucksssssss. I love the atmosphere.

How would you feel if your parents posted your baby pictures online?   Oh my mom does that a lot. I never saw anything wrong with it.

What is one quirk about each of your parents that you can't stand?   My dad is TERRIBLE at replying - he will read it but there’s no telling if he’ll ever reply even if the matter is urgent. My mom is absolutely the most uptight, on-edge person I’ve ever known. Even when I simply call out “Mom” at home she’ll respond with the most nervous “WHAT?!” and I have to tell her to please calm the fuck down I just wanted to ask if you want fucking doughnuts lol

Have you ever suffered from amnesia before?   No, that sound terrifying.

Do you live with roommates?   I live with my family.

How old were you when you left your parents' home?   I’m still here. I guess when I start earning more I can start plans on moving out.

Do you have nice neighbors or annoying ones?   I’m neutral about them mostly because we never talk, but they do say hi to my dogs sometimes when I walk them and that is nice enough for me.

Does your body feel older than it actually is?   Yes. I literally just rubbed ointment on my shoulders before this survey because they were acting up again, as they do on the daily.

If cats went to school, what kids of courses would they take? Probably like art and music and philosophy, ha. They’d be all sophisticated. < This was such an unexpected question haha but this answer seems to nail it!

Were you always picked last in gym class?   We didn’t do any picking in PE.

What would you do if aliens took you back to their home planet? Be concerned about the oxygen level and if I’ll die as soon as I land there.

What is one major lie you got away with? Cheating on a test.

Has someone close to you ever passed away from cancer? One of my great-aunts. My grandpa had like eight siblings but that great-aunt was the one who liked to baby us the most, even if we weren’t even her grandkids, so in a sense I grew close to her.

Do actions speak louder than words? Sure.

How do you like your eggs?   Scrambled, omelette with lots of fillings, or sunny-side up with a really runny yolk.

What is your favorite clothing pattern to wear? Not a fan of patterns but erm I do have some stripes in my closet.

What is something that'd be difficult to do in zero gravity?   Sleep.

Did you use to have an imaginary friend? Barely. I got bored after pretending for five minutes.

What are some of your short and long term goals? Short-term goal would be to be better at saving. Long-term goals include getting a promotion and being able to have my own place.

What would you do if one of your stuffed animals came to life?  I don’t own any, but that would be scary, of course. I think any inanimate object coming to life would freak me out.

When was the last time you felt an earthquake?  Around a month ago, I think? It was at 4 AM and it happened to be a stronger quake than the average – lasted longer, too. I literally felt woozy after.

What's your favorite dinosaur?   I don’t have any.

Which form of martial arts would you be most interested in trying?   BJJ or judo.

Which type of shoe dominates your wardrobe?   Nike.

Have you ever passed out before? What was the cause?   A handful of times; I don’t handle hunger/dehydration well, haha.

The last time you were high, what was it off of? I have never been high.

If you were able to redecorate your room, what would you do differently? Move my bed back to the wall; get a a new desk that’s more fit for work; buy several floating shelves so I can display my merch in a nicer way; then if I had some extra monies I would probably buy a TV stand and a TV. A floor lamp in the corner of my room would also be nice.

When's the last time you overreacted, and what was it about?  Sunday when Taehyung tweeted for the first time in over a month and I wasn’t able to check the notification instantly because I was stuck in a live game that I couldn’t get out of hahah, hence me screeching. And I knew I overreacted because my sister messaged “what’s happening” on our family group chat as I was yelling hahahafjkdhlgd.

When's the last time you threw up, and why? May last year when I was sick.

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[vitanivortex]

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[suckitsurveys]

[created by: joybucket]

What are your goals for April? I’m going to try to work out every day, not eat so much sugar, and not drink any soda. 

How do you celebrate Easter? This year we are having a brunch and an egg hunt with my nieces at my dad’s. 

Which flower blooms first where you live? I usually notice tulips first.

In which month do the flowers bloom? I’ve seen some already in March. 

What does your umbrella look like? I have a teal one with cats and dogs on it. 

Do you use an umbrella when it rains? Depends. 

Do you like getting caught in the rain? As long as it’s warm out. 

Do you do spring cleaning every year? I have been this year. 

^If yes, do you enjoy it? I do, I just want it all donnnnneeeeeee.

What is the hardest part of cleaning for you? Motivation. 

What is the hardest part of staying organized? Laziness.

Do you have any fake flowers in your room? I do.

Do you own any succulents? I do. I want more.

What is your favorite thing about spring? The flowers. Other than that I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE spring. 

What is the coolest corsage you’ve ever worn? I only had one.

Do you keep a sketchbook? Nope.

What is something you find hard to draw? Everything.

What is something you find easy to draw? Hearts and stars, haha. 

What is a current style that you think is horrible? Crocs. I’ll never under the appeal. 

Do you wear bright floral tops in the spring? Sure.

What is your favorite spring drink? I don’t define drinks by season. Except for pumpkin spice lattes haha. 

Was it sunny for your senior prom pictures? I don’t know. 

Does hearing others have regrets, too, make you feel better? No.

What’s a collection you would like to start? Money. Hahah. 

What’s something that makes you itchy? Nothing in particular?

Do you have any ambitions you have to keep secret from your family? No.

What color socks are you wearing? None. I never wear socks inside. 

What color is your favorite cardigan to wear in the spring? I have two and I usually wear them more in the fall. 

What color is the sweatshirt you wear the most? Black.

Have you ever seen a double rainbow? I have.

Have you ever seen a rainbow out your bedroom window? Not my current on. 

What’s one thing you have made out of duck tape? A wallet that I used for YEARS in high school. 

What’s one DIY project you’ve seen that you think will never work? Everything on 5 minute crafts. 

If you watch Niki and Gabi, which twin is your favorite? I don’t watch them.

If you were an Olsen twin fan, which twin was your favorite? Mary-Kate!

Have you ever been to New York? State, yes. 

How many pictures do you have stored on your computer? None currently. I rarely use this laptop and we just reinstalled windows on it and there’s nothing saved. 

What’s one thing you’re behind the times on? Eh.

What’s one thing you want to learn how to make? I don’t know, more food?.

What is your favorite dollar store? Does Five Below count?

Do you have stomach issues? Yeah. 

Have you ever “fired” a doctor? No.

Do you use a sunlamp? No.

Do you have a least favorite nurse? No.

Who is someone you miss from your past? My mom. 

What’s one thing you would never want to do? Vote republican. 

Do you know anyone else who has your handwriting? Not that I know of?

What is the first color you ever dyed your hair? Big red chunky highlights in 7th grade.

Do you fantasize about revenge when you’re angry? Sometimes. 

Have you ever had to cut a toxic person out of your life? Yup. 

Do you hate it when people are narcissistic? Oh yes. 

Have you ever thrown a birthday party for your dog or cat? Not a full on party, no.

What was the name of the pet you grew up with? Two kitties named Jessie and Chaos. We got them when I was 8. Jessie passed when I was 18, and Chaos when I was 23. 

What color pants are you wearing? I’m not wearing pants lol. A benefit of WFH. 

What’s one store you wish you could afford to shop at? I’m okay. 

What’s one big regret you have? None thanks. 

Do you have a lot of pillows on your bed? Yes. 

Do you own anything from Aeropostale? No.

Have you ever tried arm knitting? No.

#surveys #quarantine

[f4liveblogarchives]

Fantastic Four Vol 1 #236

Mon May 04 2020 [08:31 PM] Wack'd: IT'S A MILESTONE!

[08:32 PM] maxwellelvis: A triple-sized issue, eh? [08:33 PM] Wack'd: All your favorite Fantastic Four characters are here! Wyatt! Norrin! Agatha! Franklin! Namor! Willie! Impy! T'Challa! And, uh. I guess some other folks? [08:33 PM] maxwellelvis: I'm going to guess that's a double-sized Byrne story and then a regular-sized one by Stan and Jack. [08:33 PM] Bocaj: Ah yes captain america and reed richards in one place at one time in a time and place that isn't the ill received special avengers 300 roster [08:33 PM] maxwellelvis: That's the rest of the Marvel Universe heroes here to party. [08:33 PM] Wack'd: Yes. [08:33 PM] Wack'd: Why isn't Alicia on this cover. [08:34 PM] Wack'd: Or, like, any number of Fantastic Four repository players. [08:34 PM] maxwellelvis: Had to make room for Stan Lee. [08:34 PM] Wack'd: Also who's that guy in the suit? Is that...Collins, maybe? [08:35 PM] maxwellelvis: I just told you. [08:35 PM] Wack'd: Oh [08:35 PM] Wack'd: ...where's Jack? [08:35 PM] maxwellelvis: Either he's on the back or John Byrne knows which side his bread is buttered on. [08:36 PM] Bocaj: maybe he's behind the special triple sized sticker [08:36 PM] Bocaj: Like he got Mike Wachowski'd [08:36 PM] Wack'd:

Clint: I can't believe it... Wanda: Oh, Clint, I'm so sorry... Clint: I'M ON THE COVER OF *FANTASTIC FOUR*!

[08:36 PM] maxwellelvis: 🤣 [08:37 PM] Wack'd: Can't believe Bocaj beat me to essentially this same joke [08:37 PM] Bocaj: My secret is that I didn't bother putting in extra effort [08:39 PM] Wack'd: Anyway, let's start our first story, shall we? [08:39 PM] maxwellelvis: Indeed. [08:40 PM] Wack'd: Oh good, we're doin this

[08:40 PM] Wack'd: I think this is our first real, proper origin retelling. We got one in the late 70s but it was less a retcon and more "this is a recap issue, please don't kill us if we fudged some details" [08:40 PM] Umbramatic: welp [08:42 PM] Wack'd: I guess instead of "first to the moon" it was "make it further into space than anyone else"

[08:42 PM] Bocaj: Time keeps on slipping, slipping into the future [08:42 PM] Umbramatic: what is time [08:42 PM] Bocaj: I know that the Slott FF has the idea instead that the rocket was FTL and they were trying to get to a specific planet, which turns out to be full of assholes [08:44 PM] Wack'd: So here's egg on my face [08:44 PM] Wack'd: The dialogue from this scene is taken note-for-not from #1 [08:44 PM] Wack'd: This isn't actually retconning anything at all, except for that one narrative caption [08:45 PM] Wack'd: Oh, and the addition of some jargon

[08:47 PM] Umbramatic: CAPTAIN SPACE ICEBERG AHEAD [08:47 PM] Wack'd:

[08:49 PM] Umbramatic: this is intense [08:49 PM] maxwellelvis: Both version are pretty intense. [08:49 PM] maxwellelvis: I'm noticing the dialogue's been slightly rewritten on the new version. [08:50 PM] Wack'd: Very slightly, mostly just to add technical terms you'd expect a rocket crew to be using [08:50 PM] Umbramatic: aha [08:50 PM] Wack'd: All of the original lines are still there, though [08:50 PM] maxwellelvis: And to keep Ben's manner of speech more consistent [08:51 PM] Wack'd: Punctuation is a bit different [08:52 PM] Wack'd: OH SHIT, WE'RE DOIN' THIS

[08:53 PM] Umbramatic: oh. OH [08:55 PM] Wack'd: In this reality, Reed's a college professor, Sue's a housewife, and Ben and Alicia are married and running a tavern. All in a little town creatively named Liddleville. [08:55 PM] Bocaj: Our Town Founders made a decision there [08:55 PM] Wack'd: Our Town Founder is Josiah Liddle [08:56 PM] Bocaj: Lets cut the head off his statue [08:56 PM] Bocaj: Like in the Jetsons [08:56 PM] Wack'd: Oh, also, Alicia can see in this reality. Alicia offhandedly mentioning she saw something makes Ben real happy and he has no idea why [08:57 PM] Bocaj: Hmm. [08:57 PM] Wack'd: But I do! It's this creepy fucker

[08:57 PM] Umbramatic: oh boy! oh BOY! [08:58 PM] maxwellelvis: We're actually doing the "Perchance to Dream" thing, aren't we? [08:58 PM] maxwellelvis: Is THIS where B:TAS got that idea from? [08:59 PM] Wack'd: Pretty sure they stole it from For the Man Who Has Everything [08:59 PM] Wack'd: Which incidentally won't exist for another three or four years [08:59 PM] maxwellelvis: Wild how time works [09:00 PM] Wack'd: Another dream sequence, this time for Sue! And with much more dramatic changes [09:01 PM] Wack'd: This time, Ben's complaints about safety concerns are much more substantial, and Sue's accusation that Ben is a coward is more to do with time and money running out to do this experiment and less to do with, uh [09:01 PM] Wack'd: Commies [09:03 PM] Umbramatic: "I'm going to the one place free from capitalism... SPACE" [09:03 PM] Wack'd: Also this happens

[09:03 PM] Umbramatic: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH [09:04 PM] maxwellelvis: It's a nice touch that in those first two panels, the Thing is more leathery, like he was in the early comics, and it's only when Reed starts stretching that he looks more rock-like [09:04 PM] Wack'd: Yeah, I liked that too [09:05 PM] Umbramatic: oooh [09:05 PM] Wack'd: So Reed, Johnny, and Ben meet up at Ben's tavern to discuss these dreams, and whaddayknow, they've all been having them [09:06 PM] Wack'd: Tragically, Ben's dreams give him super-strength, but no rock skin. Dream!Ben is scared to ask Alicia to marry him--but he doesn't know why. [09:08 PM] Wack'd: Reed then goes to work, where he's having problems with his dickhead boss.

[09:09 PM] Wack'd: Reed decides to try and work out what's up with these dreams, dozes off, bonks his head, and realizes when he wakes up that he is actually a superhero, and the Puppet Master is responsible for all this. [09:10 PM] Umbramatic: wha [09:11 PM] Wack'd: Reed, trying to figure out why he doesn't have stretching powers, makes the very smart and scientifically motivated decision to stab himself in a vein and bleed out in his office. [09:12 PM] Umbramatic: oh [09:12 PM] Umbramatic: i diagnose you with dead [09:13 PM] Wack'd: It's okay though! Turns out he's a robot and the blood is all fake. So are the bodies of Ben, Sue, Johnny, Alicia and Franklin. [09:13 PM] Umbramatic: ...IS DOOM IN ON THIS TOO?! [09:13 PM] Wack'd: It takes Reed no time at all to convince his friends and family of this and go confront Phillip. [09:14 PM] Wack'd: Wow, uh, you're ahead of me here, Umbra [09:14 PM] maxwellelvis: Lucky guess [09:14 PM] Umbramatic: damn this is the second thing i've predicted tonight [09:14 PM] Wack'd: Phillip apparently just wanted to give Alicia the life he thought she wanted, but Reed points out he doesn't have the tech to do this all on his own. [09:15 PM] Wack'd: Phillip, it turns out, has made the very smart and not-at-all-suicidal decision to mind control Doctor Doom [09:15 PM] Umbramatic: oh this is gonna be goooooooooooooooooooooood [09:15 PM] Bocaj: Oh geeeeeeeeeeeez [09:16 PM] maxwellelvis: This should be good. [09:17 PM] Wack'd: Of course this is Doom we're talking about. He doesn't make mistakes, he just lets people figure things out for stupid ego reasons.

[09:18 PM] Wack'd: God, the fact that this isn't an illusion, the Four, Franklin and Alicia are trapped in tiny robots, is a lovely extra layer of bonkers. [09:18 PM] Bocaj: Amazing [09:19 PM] Wack'd: ALSO "LIDDLEVILLE" ISN'T A SMALL TOWN JOKE, IT'S LITERALLY LITTLE [09:19 PM] Wack'd: INCREDIBLE [09:20 PM] Wack'd: Anyway, Reed asks Doom what his next move is, and Doom...doesn't have one [09:20 PM] Wack'd: He's just gonna leave them like this [09:20 PM] Wack'd: Forever [09:21 PM] Umbramatic: DOOM: "I don't know, I never thought I'd get this far.” [09:21 PM] maxwellelvis: The fact that he's resisted the urge to play Godzilla now that they know he's the one who orchestrated this shows he has way more willpower than I [09:22 PM] maxwellelvis: Assuming the shock of dying in robot bodies wouldn't wake them up. [09:23 PM] Wack'd: They do have one ace in the hole--Phillip! After all, Phillip's in this mess because he mind-controlled Doom, but he's not an idiot, surely he has an escape hatch. [09:23 PM] Wack'd: Well turns out he did. Doom turned it off. [09:23 PM] Umbramatic: oh [09:23 PM] maxwellelvis: Womp womp [09:23 PM] Wack'd: Reed examines it through and tries to see if he can get it to work anyway. [09:24 PM] Wack'd: Ben, meanwhile, is taking all this really hard. [09:25 PM] Umbramatic: aw... [09:26 PM] Wack'd: He's also decided to stay in Liddleville. The world has other superheroes now, and he's earned a normal, idyllic life. [09:26 PM] Wack'd: (The fact that Doom turned off all the fake villagers does not seem to be something he's noticed.) [09:27 PM] Umbramatic: Ben: The Last Man On Fake Earth [09:28 PM] Wack'd: So! Here's the plan. Turns out Doom built a real miniature particle accelerator at Reed's fake miniature college because Reed would spot a fake. [09:28 PM] Wack'd: So all they have to do is get it to spit out some cosmic rays. Easy. [09:28 PM] Umbramatic: excuse me what [09:29 PM] Wack'd: To which part? [09:29 PM] Umbramatic: the first bit mainly [09:29 PM] Wack'd: Yeah uh [09:30 PM] Wack'd: Doom wanted to taunt Reed with some cool science he couldn't play with to make Reed miserable [09:30 PM] Umbramatic: omg [09:30 PM] Wack'd: But he also knew Reed would know if it was a fake cool science [09:30 PM] Umbramatic: that's deliciously petty [09:30 PM] Wack'd: It issssssss [09:30 PM] Wack'd: So, as they're debating who gets a power up first, Ben has a change of heart and demands to go first. [09:31 PM] Umbramatic: Ben: This is insane. ...I’m in. [09:33 PM] Bocaj: Hahah [09:33 PM] Wack'd:

Alicia: ben you dingus i literally sculpt real people with pinpoint accuracy, you've seen my work, and also we've touched each other...a lot... Ben: Yeah I know but I got that danged body dysmorphia

[09:33 PM] Bocaj: Aww [09:34 PM] Umbramatic: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [09:34 PM] Wack'd: I joke because I love [09:35 PM] Wack'd: Ben/Alicia 4ever [09:35 PM] Umbramatic: ye [09:35 PM] Umbramatic: (though i felt the body dysmorphia part) [09:37 PM] Wack'd: With their powers restored, all they have to do is fight a bunch of miniature robots, scale the walls of their fake city, climb up to Doom's workstation... [09:37 PM] Wack'd: Aaaaaaand he took the battery out. [09:37 PM] Wack'd: Now the workstation can only turn left 😛 [09:38 PM] Umbramatic: -gasp- [09:39 PM] Wack'd: So! New plan. Use the Liddleville river to flood Doom's office, stick some live electrical wires in there, and hope the alarm goes off. [09:39 PM] Wack'd: No dice. [09:39 PM] Wack'd: They're gonna have to find Doom and bring him to them. [09:40 PM] Wack'd: And since Reed and Ben have fairly limited top speeds, and Johnny's flame can run out without rest, this task falls to Sue. [09:41 PM] Wack'd:

Reed: No! I can't permit you to go against Doom alone! Sue: Please, Reed! Must we go through this every time a dangerous task falls to me? I've proven time and time again that I can handle myself in an emergency situation. I'm the only one who can go. And you know it.

[09:42 PM] Wack'd: Sue puts up a good fight against Doom, pelting him with force fields, but she's still as big as a fingernail, and all he really has to do is put a cup on her like she's a bug he's found. [09:43 PM] Wack'd: But the goal is accomplished. Doom is going to check and make sure the other three aren't making any trouble. [09:43 PM] Wack'd: Just like they wanted. [09:43 PM] Bocaj: Good job Sue [09:43 PM] maxwellelvis: Was this inspired by the 1967 Fantastic Four cartoon intro?  [09:45 PM] Wack'd: ...hahahaha it coulda been! [09:45 PM] Wack'd: Oh hey, that's where this meme comes from

[09:46 PM] Umbramatic: this was a meme? [09:49 PM] Wack'd: 106k notes on Tumblr [09:51 PM] Wack'd: AND SO! Doom does not blindly stride into this childish trap, and then electrocute himself. [09:51 PM] Wack'd: He angerly fires some energy beams at the childish trap because he feels insulted. [09:51 PM] Wack'd: And then Reed, Johnny, and Ben use their powers to trip him into the childish trap. Which electrocutes him. [09:52 PM] Bocaj: Wow [09:52 PM] Bocaj: bad show doom, good show reed, ben, johnny [09:52 PM] Wack'd: This somehow instantaneously shunts everyone back into their real bodies. [09:53 PM] Umbramatic: welp [09:54 PM] Wack'd: Also, Doom is now in a stasis coma in his suit. [09:54 PM] Wack'd: To ensure he stays that way, the Four decide, well... [09:55 PM] Wack'd:

[09:57 PM] maxwellelvis: I must admit I am curious to see how he gets out of this one eventually [09:59 PM] Bocaj: If you die in Liddletown you die in real life [09:59 PM] Wack'd: Anyway, the quote-unquote "brand new story by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby" is a rejected script for the 1978 animated series, adapting Doctor Doom's first appearance. [09:59 PM] Wack'd: It is also not available here. So I am going to write it off as no big loss and move on. [10:02 PM] Wack'd: I did like this story, though! I think it coulda stood to spend a little less time on the mechanics and a little more time on how everyone felt about this situation, but overall it's really good.

#1981 #John Bryne #The Main Book